The Questionnaire #2 (ASMR)
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
- Just asking you a few questions to help you relax, tingle and sleep.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
*asks a question*
I say one word
*writes down a paragraph*
Seems legit
"Subject appears to be a complete moron......"
Brian McHaney 😂
Ethan Vasquez he’s just writing the deeper meanings in which he perceives your answers.
Because he’s a genius.
Ethan Vasquez --/hes a professional, he’s gotta expand that shite.
You should do a reverse questionnaire and act like we're asking you questions and you're sitting there just giving a bunch of zany answers so were sitting here wondering what was asked instead of how we could possibly answer that.
So many likes but no reply’s
that would be cool :)
Good idea
Colton Yeldell it’s be called “The Questioned!””
Colton Yeldell what could go wrong in the comments section of that video 🤔😂
ER: *asks a Yes/No question*
Me: *gives answer*
ER: *writes down multiple sentences*
Its probably something like: i am absolutely affirmative about that
I always like to think he also writes down our general demeanor. Like for a study or something. Not just the words that we say.
Has a breathing problem could be lung related or in the throat
Rift: Can you say the entire encyclopedia backwards
Choice A: Say "the entire encyclopedia backwards"
Choice B: Say "encyclopedia entire the"
Choice C: Actually say the entire encyclopedia backwards and wonder how the hell you managed to do it
SpaezPoliezCpt I go with b my dude
Rush 🅱️
Is this a trick question?
Choice D: say "aidepolcycne eritne eht"
@Ryan Taylor No they are not, none of them are correct, it's a trick question, a clever one at that.
There are only two correct answers:
A. Yes.
B. No.
Hey uncle rift have you seen my suit anywhere?
Stopekrnkrndfnfj 😂🤧
@@cici665 woyhcukvvigc
Wtf is wrong with these people
@@cici665 pltjdugnsogkebdlghgsbrkchw 😩😏
What suit? Haven't seen anything. No I haven't seen the tan one, you had a tan one?
@@backinthedark there are man city fans outside of Manchester you know
Hold on let me just clear my schedule for *the 43rd of June*
14 I’ll see you there my friend 😂😂
specifically for the time leading up to and immediately after 2 a.m. to 3 a.m.
How do you know it’s not the 6th month of the 43rd year? Maybe it’s June of 3343?
SPAGHETTI CHIP DIP *Garage*
Ok so this got me intrigued. I looked it up and uh, the 6th day of the 6th month in 2043 is a saturday.
I love how supportive asmr channel fans are
Trippz The Fox yes i do, we have lovely conversation
Tay Faith pure pazaak
**insert insult to rift**
Tay Faith they really don't have anything to hate on to be honest
@@n.k.3470 aw you piss off
Oh boy, a garage sale! Better mark my calendar for the 43rd of June.
BB-9E maybe it's the 6th of the 43rd month, who knows what calendar they use
Perhaps it's for every Saturday in June 2043 from 2-3 AM?
Silly! He isn't selling anything! He just hung that sign up to dry!
It gotten wet with all the snow yesterday,
Trippz The Fox hahahahah
At... 2am...
Do a face reveal
😂
*face revival
Venu Gopal They're ok, but the sound is a bit weird so i think i'm gonna stick with good ol' Rift.
@Pink Horizon r/whoosh I guess
Bet youre fun at parties
Little do you know he’s writing the bee movie script on that clipboard.
Mom: what are you doing at 2 am!?
Me: im watching a man scrub a tomato with a giant toothbrush
“Are you ready” ah come on now rift you know that’s a loaded question
Roonster is that a jontron reference
Korn
**See's Rift's suit** Oh boy, we are in for a treat of questions here tonight. Buckle in everyone.
Space Age ASMR I imagine his wife coming home with their son, looks at the suit annoyed then looks at their son and says “see? This is why we don’t have nice things “ lol
Please let this be a normal field trip.
@@PockyChoco23 With the Rift? NO WAY!
I love how serious and convincing he can be with his characters. Keep up the awesome vids!
Best dressed man in the world...
Ever!
pocisk girls go crazy by the sharp dressed man
Last ga ga is jealous.
pocisk que gratis
pocisk que iiw3r22221111
Noòoooooooooooooooooooooooot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Why does country music exist?" That's a good question
SauceTastic McSauce because shit music exists
There are actually some good country songs out there believe it or not
My dude as I was reading this ER said ''Why does country music exist'' like in a movie
There's some good stuff out there, but when your hometown has country music awards, there's definitely a lot of something there...
Dolly parton....thats why
I am awake at 3am watching a man scrub a tomato with a brush to help me fall asleep. What a time to be alive.
I got distracted by the comments and looked back at the video and realised that he was brushing an apple. This is the best questionnaire ever.
Oh look, i got a like! Wait, why is it blue?
@@catherinemartin1957 like I said, I was distracted
I appreciate how you crossed your eyes so you wouldn’t accidentally see me going pee pee and poo poo after I of course brought my phone to the bathroom.
EP: “Pee pee or poo poo”
Me: :)
happi chemical: *_stonks_*
also how the fuck did he not burst out laughing when he said that? that is true asmrtist skill
ASMR questioning is the best there is bring on the Tingles 🤩
E x c u s e m e w h a a a a t
Dream Hunter ASMR b
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what if hes actually writing down our thoughts?
*43 of june is a Friday, not a Saturday...*
Nicholas R.M.
Oh no!
I hoped I could come but on Fridays I'm always busy >~
Nicholas R.M. Or is it
1:25 should be considered a jumpscare
It did startle me 😅
Better make sure I have nothing going on on *June 43rd* Gonna hit up that Garage Sale.
You are something special in this community. I’m so happy that you are “just you!”
That’s an...interesting suit jacket.
Also, I read the sign in the background as “Garbage Sale” the first time I looked at it. It is ER we’re talking about. Why would he *not* have a sign for a garbage sale?
Morgan Gobin they should be called garbage sales; that all I find anyway!
Morgan Gobin maybe the clutter on his suit made u think of garbage... then u subconsciously read garbage. I got my psychology degree at DeVry
A City of Johnny Manziel Fans
Interesting theory. I’m not a psychology major, but I think I heard them talk about a similar phenomenon on ASAP Science once. Yep, that’s probably what happened.
Morgan Gobin At least it doesn't read "Flea Market" .. Peace
A garbage sale... This would be a nice idea for asmr!
[Questions with answers...]
Question 1: Are you ready?
Answer: Sure am.
Question 2: Do you have any questions for me?
Answer: Not at the moment.
Question 3: In which US city was andy coughman last seen in 2017?
Answer: Not a single clue mate.
Question 4: Two naked mole rats or a wheelbarrow full of Pete Moss?
Answer: Two naked pete moss rats.
Question 5: Boston cream or bavarian cream doughnut?
Answer: No idea, never had either of them.
Question 6: Does this trigger your ASMR?
Answer: No.
Question 7: Did that trigger your ASMR?
Answer: Still no.
Question 8: Do you say Tomato or were you late the other day?
Answer: Matter of fact I was a bit late the other day.
Question 9: Someone hands you a hot dog, do you put ketchup or mustard on it?
Answer: Both, because I'm an animal.
Question 10: What is the current temprature in pamba bangladesh?
Answer: Honestly, gonna be straight with you... I have not a single clue.
Question 11: Do you enjoy Frolicing?
Answer: erm... Sure?
Question 12: Where did you last frolic?
Answer: Not sure.
Question 13: How often in a day do you frolic?
Answer: Not often.
Question 14: What number are you thinking of?
Answer: 12.
Question 15: What number are I thinking of?
Answer: 37... I think.
Question 16: Were we both thinking of the same number?
Answer: Highly unlikely.
Question 17: Why does country music exist?
Answer: Because COWBOYS!
Question 18: When was the last time you actually turned a doorknob?
Answer: about 2 hours ago, Roughly.
Question 19: Can I take your picture?
Answer: Sure.
Question 20: Does this trigger your ASMR?
Answer: A tiny bit.
Question 21: Did that trigger your ASMR?
Answer: As I said, a tiny bit.
Question 22: Did I just make you yawn?
Answer: Nope.
Question 23: What ever happend to Miss Mullisons prized red cabbage?
Answer: It grew legs and practiced communism, aka I don't know.
Question 24: Do you think they will ever catch the suspect involved in stealing Miss Mullisons prized red cabbage?
Answer: Out come unlikely, try again later.
Question 25: Why is mullisons prized red cabbage so special?
Answer: Because she likes growing prized red cabbages, alright!
Question 26: What has come of Miss. Mullisons since the disapearence of her prized reb cabbage?
Answer: She has fallen deeper and deeper into a consuming depression as life seemlessly wraps her
sanity with doubt and sorrow of the disappearance of her oh so boleved prized red cabbage.
Question 27: Have you watch the documentry about the untold story behind Miss. Mullison and her prized red cabbage?
Answer: I have not, is it good?
Question 28: What did you think of the documentry?
Answer: No opinion, haven't watched it.
Question 29: If Miss Mullison was still with us today, What is your favourite dessert?
Answer: Strawberry Cheesecake, hands down.
Question 30: hat is your favourite desert?
Answer: A one i'm not in.
Question 31: Do you ever eat dessert in the desert?
Answer: No, not often... in fact not at all.
Question 32: If there was a deserted island was a desert on it, would you desert it for a dessert?
Answer: Sure would!
Question 33: Can you say the entire Encyclopedia backwards?
Answer: Highly doubt that.
Question 34: Is there anything written on this index card?
Answer: I mean technically yes in both meanings.
Question 35: Was there anything written on that index card?
Answer: Yes and yes.
Question 36: Are you asleep yet?
Answer: I don't believe so, just relaxing from a fucked up day.
Question 37: Did you hear that?
Answer: Hear what?
Question 38: Are you sure you didn't hear anything just then?
Answer: I'm afraid not.
Question 39: Is this index card on fire?
Answer: Yes, yes it is.
Question 40: What was your answer again to whether or not that index card was on fire?
Answer: Yes.
Quesiton 41: Did I make your yawn again?
Answer: Maybe an inside yawn.
Question 42: Did you take out the trash?
Answer: Sure didn't.
Question 43: Do you eat cereal for breakfast?
Answer: Indeed.
Question 44: Does this trigger your ASMR?
Answer: A 'on the verge' tingle.
Question 45: Did that trigger your ASMR?
Answer: A tad.
Question 46: Seedless grapes or the quest for knowledge?
Answer: Tai Lopez.
Pin dis shiz
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A+ for the effort
How much time did you waste doing this
18:00 I guess you could say he's measuring my patience
Rift: Someone gives you a hot dog. Do you put ketchup or mustard on it?
Me: I give it a bath. If it's hot it needs to cool down so it doesn't die.
just wanna point out that I'm here when this video has 860 views in case you're reading this from the future (which is your present and now your past because you've already read that) and this video has million views
I am from the nothing, you have created a hole in the space time continuum, you must attempt to repair this hole, if you do not, you shall be detained and held for eternity in time prison.
oh god
I am from Void ¿7. The rupture has been contained but will take a while to stablize.
Rok Mun prisoner zero has escaped
Ha! Jokes on you! There's only 145k views!
“Can I take your picture?”
Me: n-
“Thank you.”
Nhifan means yes so I will
Is a coincidence that the L-shaped card on your right shoulder is a 7 of spades with only 5 spades on, add them you get 12, L is the 12th letter of the alphabet.
Sam Oxo17 I wouldn't rule that out, ER is known for obscure references
Sam Oxo17 Go to sleep pls
Sam Oxo17 smart I see I wouldn’t have guessed that I got dumb over the summer and I gave up on school but I still go but don’t really concentrate on any of it
Asks a yes or no question goes onto write a full paragraph
🤔
BreachingEntity he is judging your answer?🧐
This is not a man ,nor a woman,this is a god of a power we homo sapiens are not worthy of being in the presence of.we should all be grateful for the entertainment,love,education,and (sleep)aids he has given us.we should commend him for his boundless originality,skill,effort,intellect. Like if u nut evry video
I will be liking my own comment ;)
EDIT:my bday is the 43st of july just in case anyone wanted to send me a parking ticket
“Forty-Thirst”
Pff... "Aids he has given us."
QUESTIONABLE
you are his guest
but questions are his quest
give him what he seeks and you shall have rest
A A S M R W H I S P E R I N G A N G E L You have en extra A in your name that doesn't need to be there.
Google won't let me fix it for a while, lol i know, I'm like the alcoholics anonymous asmr support channel at first glance. : >
A A S M R W H I S P E R I N G A N G E L hahaha
Lol you think you're funny being obvious? Because you are!=)
I've been waiting for this.Btw you should add Weird Beardy Man to the rift.
Was reading this and looked at the screen with his dumbass face😂😂
Trippz The Fox Yeah,that's better.
Trippz The Fox weirdo with a beardo
Did anyone else realize that the date (6/43) is Friday the 13th in July
It says Saturday tho
Huh?
PEE PEE AND POO POO
이원호 same
이원호 Woah this is a Christian Minecraft server watch your language buddy
한국인이다!!
이원호 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌
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Legit almost had a heart attack at 1:25, I had had my eyes closed and opened them and saw that face and I freaked out for a split second 😂
I imagine rifts wife is used to all his videos at this point.
"Honey I can see you're busy, I'll come back later"
Hahahahha uncle e is awesome! ! Every video he makes me laugh and also puts me to sleep 👍👍
PHAZE209BEAST so does hard alcohol but I don't complain
Desmond moonbear agreed 😂
I don’t fall asleep better to these, I just watch because I really enjoy the stories and setups.
It takes my mind off of life which in turn could help me sleep better. So thank you big E.
The nonsense really helps my brain relax and slip into dreamy sleepy mode.
Had a really rough night filled with panic attacks. This is really helping me finally wind down. 💜
I had a tomato for breakfast, you can have very good conversations with it. Just like carrots.
Nouchka de Vries avocados are good listener
pineapples too!
I want this to be a series, with the suit becoming more cluttered every episode.
Talking episode 10 we can’t even see rift under all the nicknacks and clutter
95% of him will be pool noodle foam
Had to have my dog put down today. I’ve just got to say I’m incredibly glad that these videos are here or I wouldn’t be able to relax at all.
Me: ahh.. Time to sleep. *Closes Eyes*
Video: Ad: “HEY WAKE UP!! TIME TO GROW GLORIOUS POTATOES!!!”
40:47 me choosing life options
yes mee too, at least we carefully consider them before burning any bridges lol
Just uploaded after I've finished my dreadful homework, I am no longer an atheist.
Teeto Teemo welcome brother. You've found the Truth and I share your happiness.
It's funny you say you're not an atheist because of watching this because this guy has stated a million times that he is
Isaac Abrams fr tho lmfao
Isaac Abrams He said he's an agnostic.
Oh? I don't get how this is related to atheism?
Uncle E, what a gift you have given us! This character has to be one of my favourites, very relaxing and entertaining. Thank you so much for the relaxation!
I was dozing off but woke up at 13:20, worst time to wake up. He's just staring and it zoomed in 😂
13:21 this man is staring at me and then my house started shaking and then I realised he is only using 5% of his power
I just got there
Do you not laugh or giggle when making these types of videos? 😂
It has to be the power of editing.
He reshoots the video if ge laughs..
I’m supposed to be sleeping but then this guy just be making me laugh
2 reasons why ER just got a perfect 10 for this video. (In my book)
1. Someone had requested this and I don’t know if that’s why he posted but I’m assuming so and it’s awesome he’s listening!
;)
3. “Why does country music exist?”
A City of Johnny Manziel Fans "two reasons"
"reason1-"
"reason 3-"
crunchy limestone technically 2 reasons although one is kind of sketchy
Always the quality content we love.
Still waiting for that cookie you promised me back in 2015 from "the Art of Quiet" video....
The Eastbrook Hory shet you remember.
Last night I FINALLY drifted off to sleep listening to this and around 4 AM and around 4:33 AM I dreamt that some demon man was whispering things into my ear and I woke up screaming like Michael Jackson, very much convinced that Rift was creeping around in my house for about 10 seconds. Too much ASMR backfires I suppose!
Şebnem Seçkal HEEE HEEEE
These questionnaire videos are my favorite
ER’s beard is over there and it’s over here!
Yes
I laughed my ass off at “if you need to go pee pee poo poo just pause and I’ll wait for you” 😂 ER is a funny dude
I was just thinking how I love your question vids last night. They make me sleep fast because I always answer them in my head and have something to think about, it’s very nice!! ☺️☺️☺️
Y E S I've watched the first one so many times!! I knew that bye heart lmao
You look like Sheogorath
AAAAH YES HE DOES SOMEWHAT
sheogorath asmr roleplay, explaining how to destroy the order
+Gail Gayw THAT WOULD BE AMAZING THO
Gail Gayw YES PLEASE
Do you mind? I was busy doing the fish stick, it's a very delicate state of mind
Put this on to study and now I'm procrastinating because of the butterflies perspective on the meaning of life... gosh darn you ER
I love answering these out loud, it confuses my room mate who thinks I’m on call with a friend or family member when I have headphones in.
These questions keep getting harder to answer, I feel like I would fail if it were a quiz, and what happened to C: All of the above?!?!
I have a question for you. If two leppers are seen standing in an alleyway 24 meters apart on the 14th of June, how many seconds do they have to recite the universal mantra to prevent spontaneous combustion?
Inflatable Mattress I’d probably spontaneously combust trying to figure that out
7.
7 is a safe awnser right?
3042.21993005 litres, I think
This channel is so awesome, I've been subbed for a little over a year and the content has only gotten better. Keep up the good work ER.
Ty for giving the patreon supporters love in the credits.
Keeping me sane during finals week. God, you're a great uncle, Uncle E!!
Those clipboard noises 🤯😱🤤😴
1:23 Holy damn I'm laughing,dood.
Der Messias der Satire
:c
I want to be AKNOWLEDGED
Dieser Name ist bereits vergeben Fortrie No
The close up on his face at the beginning had me dead. 😂😂
This has to be one of the best broadcasts on CZcams, not just asmr related but across all genres! Hats off to you sir, that was phenomenal!
13:22 I laughed so hard at this
ER, babe, youre giving me a blood pressure rollercoaster favoring the upper highs
We need Questionnaire #3!!!!
This man has the best whispers.
Perfect timing uncle E
Love this channel
You have no idea how happy I am that you made a second questionnaire video! The first one was the perfect mix of ASMR and humour so I can't wait to see this one in it's entirety too
I can't with this, i cannot tingle whilst laughing..
Pen sounds > pencil sounds
I trust this man completely. The fashion sense has won me. But does he masticate?? 🤔
yunafires and what does he masticate
The Pope perhaps chewing gum since its a popular item to masticate
I just realized something, I haven't got tingles in months. I feel like watching too much of your videos has made me immune to tingles.😂
*giggles* This came up in my feed saying I had already watched it. I watched the first one, and then slept through this one entirely! 😂 Thanks for the Z's Uncle Rifty. 😴
Lol. I was falling asleep and died laughing when i heard pee pee poo poo. So im like wait a minute. Pick up my phone and he lookin at me cross eye. I cant rn i just cant. Lolol gn
Bavarian creme, but hey are those my socks?
Sock machine broke Understandable Have a great day
Would love to see some more questionnaires! 🙏🏻
No one can tell me ER wouldn't make the absolute best Sheogorath you've ever seen.
Now I just need another Relax with Satan and my life will be complete. Love you uncle E!
13:05 - 13:30 wtf
jesus
Oisin Casey he was drawing a new costume design
Oisin Casey jesus christ, I watch the video and read comments. I had not got to that part.
Я обосрался от страха
😂😂
Does any one else love it when he crosses his eyes when we can go "peepee or poo poo"
Hell yea ive watched the previous one like 200 times
This needs to be turned into an asmr tag. I want the asmrtists to answer these fucky questions.
I wonder what he writes on that clipboard
JamesBlonde 007 lol yeah ER writing these long answers to yes/no questions
He draws penises
*according to all known laws of aviation...*
Probably jssbkebekssvksjssibsksbsksvsi
James Blonde New ASMR video titles
I honestly have never been asked if I want to go peeper or poopoo on CZcams before but I like it, very considerate ER
There's something really satisfying about your voice. It's very smooth. It's like the sound equivalent of peanut butter.