Tin Foil Hat Society 2017 Annual Questionnaire (ASMR)
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- As a member of the Tin Foil Hat Society it is time once again to take the annual TFHS questionnaire to determine your eligibility in retaining your membership throughout the new year.
00:02:44 Retina Scan
00:04:10 Calming Roll of Tin Foil
The Questionnaire:
00:13:03 #1
00:15:50 #2
00:17:08 #3
00:20:19 #4
00:21:04 #5
00:22:50 #6
00:24:18 #7
00:25:27 #8
00:26:40 #9
00:28:55 #10
00:30:05 #11
00:31:46 #12
00:32:55 #13
00:34:06 #14
00:37:43 #15
00:39:29 #16
00:42:33 #17
00:45:34 #18
00:46:55 #19
00:48:46 #20
00:50:03 #21
00:51:59 #22
00:54:38 #23
00:57:00 #24
00:58:10 #25
Website ► ephemeralrift.com
Shop ► ephemeralrift....
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Podcasts:
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And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc
Social Media:
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IG ► / e.rift
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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Mrs. Rift: "Honey, how do we already have no tin foil left in the kitchen again?"
ER: "Not now! I'm doing a thing!"
Quality relaxation as expected!
Her name is probably Mrs. Rift.
Kalimer0 ul
Wiphemeral Rift?
Ephemeral Wift?
Ephemerwife Rift?
Hmm.
I bet she makes him keep his foil separate from hers to avoid this exact situation.
You know what? He was bashing heterosexuals, probably got a Mr
Rifty guys 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
*You missed an opportunity. You could have called it the Tinquisition.*
Studio Gible
That would be heresy
*_NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH TINQUISITION-_*
Krayola tinfoil + inquisition (prolonged period of questioning or inquiry)
Studio Gible tinquisition dragon age
The Tinquisition is what other people call it when the TFHS goes on a crusade
Me: *Listening to ASMR at full volume, about to FINALLY fall asleep after like an hour of looking for the right vid.
*Video stops
*Darkest Hour ad comes on
Churchill: *_YOU CANNOT REASON WITH A TIGER WHEN YOUR HEAD IS IN ITS MOUTH!_*
The movie looks good, though.
Jesus Christ on a bike!
it is.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🍜
@@mortuusponduus7879 xD
Bro same thing happenes to me
*Why are we still here? Just to tingle?*
Every night, I can feel my tinfoil.... my cardboard....
Rift? RIIIIIIIIIFT!!!
Krux 172 I love GTA
Krux 172 every night, I can feel my leg; because it’s still there dumbass.
Theres alot of mgs jokes here XD
THE MAN WHO EVEN REVISITING OLD IDEAS AND CHARACTERS STILL ADDS A FRESH TAKE ON IT
NobleSquince what's fresh about it? Not that its bad to reuse old ideas but what's so new about it?
It looks fresh, it's not new/fresh
Alexeratops YT fresh tingles m8
You know who we haven't seen in a long, LONG time? The Cool Kids Club leader. Four years ago he inducted us into that highly exclusive organization, and we've yet to have our first official gathering. Of course, in this dystopian future it is too dangerous to simply meet in public. Perhaps we could re-unite with the old leader in a secret location to make sure we're still doing well, still relaxed, and above all. . . .still cool.
It's Rift World. Time doesn't work there as it does here. Maybe we already had, like, 12 gatherings, we just haven't arrived there in our timeline yet
Well the Whispering Squash kind of got mulched at the end of that video so he's gone, along with poor, poor, Ms. Pineapple. I guess for whatever reason the patrons of the Arkam Sanitarium really have something against sentient produce.
Phro Asmr charlie baggs was stab in the end of the peculiar plastic bag predicament video soooo i think he is dead i guess
*nerd voice* uh its spelt kool kids klub
The kkk kool kids klub
"That is strictly confidential, and you are not at liberty to divulge that information." -Ephemeral Rift, 2017
I believe you meant classified
Waow! What are the odds of me reading your comment JUST as he said it?
We need TFHS T-shirts! I'd buy one!!!
Also an Arkam Sanitarium Resident shirt.
KittieDanger yes and a "you just got rifted" shirt
Would you also wear a hat made out of tinfoil?
Noob Sandwich yes, I have been known to at times, I have pics of it on my FB, I even have antennae on it! LMAO, I was babysitting & it was all I could think of. I'm not good w/kids.
KittieDanger you mean a tinfoil t shirt?
*_This comment is strictly classified and I am not at liberty to divulge its information_*
Danimally
*waves hand dramatically*
You will divulge the information of this comment
Ok give me cookie
*[ REDACTED ]*
Remember Remember the 5th of November
Shallow Harbor A gun is far too fast. Pliers + finger/toenails = all the information you could ever need.
3:24 ER: Please continue to look at my finger
Me, staring at the light: Oh shit, my bad
ER is like the Bob Ross of ASMR
bob ross is the bob ross of asmr
the aluminumnaughty
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I am hoping I can maintain my membership. If not it will be because of the aluminumnaughty I'm sure.
Yoooo
Wtf I read this right when Rift said it
😂😂😂
Dear ephemeral rift, me personally would like to say thanks for all your dedication this whole time. I felt this year is my hardest year for me to sleep every nite, and you just help me to pass it nite by nite. And also im so grateful to know you here in youtube. Much love from indonesia!
I love laughing with you and at you and feeling so relaxed at the same time.Thanks bubba.
Y’know, after finals, this is a test im actually okay with
Casey Prumbach hope you did well on your finals! I just dropped out.
Aw thanks! I actually did pretty well, I only failed one and the rest I got at least a B.
He's a mere 19feet under Arkham Sanitarium, to anyone who was wondering 😉
Tom Davidson i.e the basement 😂
WEVE BEEN FOUND OUT BAIL BAIL!!!
That’s 19 feet of solid tinfoil bud! Good luck! Cause you ain’t gettin through that!
Eww, feet
DETECTIVE BEAR sorry if you don’t measure in freedom units like us muricans do, you remain shackled by the metric system, which is totally not easier to use and far superior to freedom units
*watching asmr*
Computer: "ITS SEVEN O CLOCK"
Me: Falls out of chair and dies
Jimmy Miller well welcome back then, how was resurrection?
let go! Interesting
*_Y O U ‘ V E G O T M A I L_*
Jimmy Miller nice!
@@TriousF1
Have a nice funeral?
I guess
I think that ER is just one guy out of many patients who reside in Arkham Sanatarium. He is imprisoned in a cell that has no windows, electronic devices, or anyone for that matter. The reason why he is imprisoned is because his wife died of an “accident”, as he claims it to be; however, there is an enormous barrage of evidence that suggests homicide. He hasn’t seen anyone for over 10 years, and he hasn’t left his cell since the day he was imprisoned, all he can hear is all of the voices of the doctors and patients, whom he visualizes as an exact replica, in terms of physical attributes, of himself, since he is only capable of seeing himself. All of the videos on this channel are secret CCTV footages inside of the cell, that have left even his own caretakers baffled. They were surprised that not only did he find the hidden cameras, but also that he role-plays in front of them. The doctors there have tried for numerous years to decrypt his role-plays, but have failed; that is why they have provided these videos to the public, in order for them to know about his subliminal messages, which the doctors hope that one person of the public can find out. He is a very dangerous man, with a powerful weapon that he named A.S.M.R.
What does it mean? Was it the murder weapon of his wife’s classified homicide case? Why does he talk to the camera?
All of these questions are what we are looking for, so if you have suggestions to these questions, please call:
555-this is just a joke-please call 911.
...no. Please no
Nah he’s just my dad hiding in his closet.
Why did you write all this? XD
Yes!
I could probably decifer (forgive Bad spelling) his code with some of my buds
"In this equally top secret location" *casually gives away it's location*
To be fair, good luck finding him 19 feet under the entire expanse of Arkham's facilities.
He just wants a friend to come down it can't be fun to be alone 19 feet underground also all you'd have to do is find the entrance which is likely in arkam
The man who never runs out of tin foil!
Honestly the answers were so interesting that I would forget the question by option C and be very confused afterwards
Did anyone else just find out that uncle E's name was paul?? I swear I have been watching him for years and never knew that. LoL.
I am sith sea doggo fear me
no way!
let go! Sea doggo does not understand how words not work on houmans.
The Salty Sea Doggo I’ve been bamboozled
Paul Clemmons. Turns out the name of the professor and the plague doctor came from somewhere close.
Do you like titanium, nitrogen, fluorine, oxygen and iodine in liquid state? Then welcome to the TiN FOI(l) society
Meatballs for life no, I just like tin, thanks.
I prefer Sn
Titanium, nitrogen, fluorine, oxygen, and Illinois
Meatballs for life well played, good sir
This comment gave me gold, titanium and samarium.
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[DATA EXPUNGED] has been [REDACTED]
Overdone af.. originally used to imbue a sense of mystery but now it just let's writers be lazy because every other word is redacted
Sythe511 [Redacted]
[REDACTED?]?
I fucking love the range of quality pizzas available at all pizza huts
you'd better get you capitalist advertising out of this comment section before Yuri starts looking for yo ass.
Yeah you better run bro
I prefer Papa John's fresh, not frozen ingredients and low prices. They have the best toppings I have ever tasted, and I can get more pizza for less money!
NO PLEASE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
jaybles B I enjoy actual pizza. From a pizza place. A local one.
I have been waiting so long for this!!! TY
Ah, the male specimen who never lapses in supply of intellectual visions.
I acknowledge your existence good sir, the create of the species Homo Sapiens who identifies as a cisgender male. You fail to come to an end in your reservoir of creative initiative and inspiration to create radically original and fascinating concept that holds my interest as a view this here video.
You happy bout the kawhi derozan trade or nah
I’m watching a man whispering covered in tin...
And I somehow enjoy it
It's an art form
"That is strictly confidential and I'm not at liberty to divulge that information" THIS FOR EVERYTHING!
37567th 2nd 3rd Division...
Well then.
“You were send by the Aluminum-nati to infiltrate the Tinfoil Hat Society”
What ever happened to the esoteric order of the friendless
Aaron Pulliam they became friend with each other duh
Quote of the year: This is strictly classified, you are not at liberty to divulge this information
This is strictly [REDACTED]
That's gonna be my senior quote
"What will be your answer, A, B, C, D, or E?" Me: *snoring* "Okay." *Writes*
Punished "Venom" Rift
The legendary TFHS president robbed of his vision.
Rift... why are we still here? Just to tingle? Every night, I can feel my cardboard... even my eggplants... the tin foil hat I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with the Heterosexuals. A group above nations... even the US Government. And I was the lizard below, feeding off the Greys' power. They came after you in Innsmouth... then Arkham Sanitarium... the Aluminumnati... just keeps growing. Swallowing everything in it's path. Getting bigger and bigger... Who knows how big now? Rift. I'm gonna make 'em give back our tin foil... take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.
Ashley MacCarter you feel it too don't you?
Your icon is very rare
As amusing as I find this thread, it's the wrong eye.
I was starting to fear you had forgotten about this year's application procedure. Thank you Tin Foil Tim! You haven't let me down!
Do a collab with Dr T and do it like a tingle versus where you both try and make the viewer tingle and the comments declare the winner. TFHD vs Tinglebottom Industries!
Zombie Gaming omg yes
Tinglebottom industries has so many traitors it looks like swiss cheese at this point.
*To view this video, please pay your monthly stream package starting from $50.99*
Ajit Pai no
Ajit Pai Ay my guy you mind taking us Brits Net Neutrality too?
If ER ever makes a Ajit Pai video im disliking every video hes ever made and unsubscribing forever.
Finn Lahey But will you be able to afford to dislike? Its a premium package I hear
Finn Lahey that's a bit extreme don't you think?
I have watched this video every night for a week and it hasn't failed to put me to sleep in 10 minutes.
I've been pickingupwhere I've left off so tonight is the night I can finally answer all the questions!
Kowalski is my favorite penguin
Ya know what's up
Kowalski analysis
I looked away from his finger right before he said, “please continue to look at my finger”
Where can I aquire tin foil? All I can seem to find is this cheap knock-off made of Aluminum foil :/
IMPORTANT NEWS!
taco bell is opening up in the UK
aka Psycho no fucking way that's awesome
It allready is......
aka Psycho yay more health problems
aka Psycho a
They've been open for I believe last year, there's one 10 minutes away from my place, moreish as chuff though.
Good to See you again! We need the Tin Foil hat society more than ever!!!
I was just trying to have a relaxing night sleep, and I am disturbed by the fact that question #8 does not allow me to choose the commonly known fact that the moon does not exist and is in fact a projection into the sky made by the US Government.
Koneko Toujou I like koneko
Omg yes. I almost finished my finals and your videos help a lot. I was craving for a new tin foil hat society video. Thanks papa Rift.
Zeus Himself I just finished my finals last week. The end is in sight, friend! You’ll make it!
Morgan Gobin Yup, only 3 hours of exams left.
I started mine today and i want them to be over😭😭😭
Aaahhh yes. How nostalgic. Another rendition of the video that first introduced me into the magical Rift world. To another great year of tingles, Uncle E.! 🥂
it feels so good for this to be my third. it also feels good to be this early to see a vid
*Rift is playing a character named Kowalski, who happens to be a penguin from the “Penguins of Madagascar” movies and the star of a recent meme*
Kowalski analysis
If Uncle E is irritated, would that make him Ephemeral Mifted?
Caltash When he's happy it's Ephemeral Gifted.
Just woke up sees youtube notification ehermeral rift has uploaded a new video well going back to sleep now
I'm glad the Tin Foil Hat videos have returned, they're funny and quirky.
I was giggling too much to relax, E, because this was brilliant. Thank you. :) "Which nefarious organization invented the English language? A. The Russians..."
I wonder if he improvs what he says or writes his acts out on a script🤔
He never scripts
Scripts are for PUSSIES
Lmao he has no script that's why he does so many cuts
NO. WHAT.
The original Tin Hat questionnaire is one of my absolute go-to ASMR videos.
I must be dreaming to have a sequel.
I feel legit happiness whenever you upload a video
Same. Similar to the feeling when paper rips along the perforations or when you are able to peel a clementine all in one piece.
Finn Lahey Exactly!
You know, with how crazy arkham is, the tin foil hat society actually isn't that crazy
Ryan Kasch you know, considering the fact that we bury people alive because they broke the rules.
Hey, Uncle E... Have you ever felt A.S.M.R. while performing in a video?
Henrique Kenzo He can’t hear out of his right ear so idk but I don’t think so. I actually think he said he can’t.
The human body’s weird. If you do something to yourself, you won’t really be affected by it. For example, you can’t tickle yourself or make your own eye twitch by running your finger over your eyelash - try it out on someone else, their eye goes crazy. But, no. He probably doesn’t feel the tingles, because his body knows what he’s doing and can prepare for it.
If you scream, it sounds quiter, than other people scream.
Probably same with asmr
My birthday is tomorrow and this is the best present I could have hoped for! I love these questionnaire videos!!
5827mm, that's like 19ft
Haha yeah - I was thinking the same thing --- and nice Linkin Park cover on your channel.
He’s like, under the basement or something.
only the best series
I watch these during work. Who else?
Henrique Kenzo I dont work
And people wonder why Home Depot is losing business...
At school! Hahaha
It must be nice for an asmrist to never get noise complaints from neighbors. It's the perfect youtube "career" for people living in apartments.
why are these only annual
we need these like every DAY man
Did I hear him say Aluminati? Like Aluminum and Illuminati?
Firestorm Danger Dash He said Aluminumnati
Another ASMRist does videos with that concept and its ERs way of nodding to them.
Neither of these He actually said aluminumnati
You've inspired me to make stupid lets eat videos. Thank you.
ahhh my favourite series from you man, actually i think the TFH plastic pouch video is probably my all time favourite asmr video :D
My boy ephemeral rift uploading that good shit! Keep up the fine work!
The 37,567th 2nd 3rd division? I’m fucking dead ER thank you lmaoooooo
I heard they're called the tin foil hat society because they're a society in which people where tin foil hats.
NippleOfOdin where do they wear these?
pleasure being interviewed, big boss.
Give this man an award already for "most creative roleplay artist"
YYYEAAAHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Paige Murphy nice! Could be longer.
Colton Daddario I didn't want to carry it out for too long haha.
Fresh
You’re damn right, me from 6 years ago 😂
The man that renues he's ideas
I have been waiting forever for another questionnaire and I am in heaven right now thank you uncle R
I think it’s awesome that yesterday I️ watched last years TFHS video and I was like I️ hope he makes another one and here it is
Could you possibly do another nurse Manley? One of my favorite videos of yours.
I'm part of the illuminate so thx for transmitting this video
but are you part of the aluminumnati
Every video you find new things to cover in tinfoil. I see the society has invented the tin clipboard as well as the “tincil”
Tingles for me are tingles and goosebumps down my lower back and legs.
As an Australian, the way you say aluminium triggers me, and not in the ASMR way 😂
Chris Bade don't you mean aluminum?
Don't you mean how the rest of the world spells it?
Bookmulch Forthegame please leave.
Al-loo-mini-um is the heretical way of pronouncing the sacred metal
Harry Brookman aluminuminum
23:15 The Ting goes Skraa
Bruh he said tin
the tin go SKRRRAh
The TIN GO SKRAAAA, TIN TIN TIN PA, TINNY TIN TIN TIN, AND THE TIN TIN TIN
No.
I love being a TFHS member
That moment when rift vists old ideas and still somehow makes the refreshing and entertaining.
Despite him telling us, I lost track of the numbers
The only important number will always be 3.
42
Don't worry, ER, I covered the dislike button with tinfoil to prevent nefarious organizations from disliking the vid
I love Chuck and Wilson's relationship. It's so genuine
Here it is, the sequel to the video that got me hooked on your channel in the first place!! Can't wait to fall asleep!!
Who’s here before 1000 views?
👌👌
Tin foil used at its finest, and by the finest 😍
Well I came back because I’m binge watching all of the TFHS videos
I dont watch you, but occasionally youll pop up in my recommended and each time its an even weirder video than before
5 meters below Arkham? Cuttin close man
Are these AP style questions?
Yes! We now have a link from Arkham Sanitarium and the Tinfoil Hat society
The best of ER's recurring themes.
Another Satan ASMR would be awesome. It’s pretty weird and creative, which seems to be ER’s motto. The fact that the second one included The Satanic Bible was really cool, that was a smart choice.
Is your profile picture a witch's circle?
Aaron Payment Sigil of Baphomet. It’s used by the Church of Satan. Around the edge is the hebrew word “leviathan,” the demon of water.
Finn Lahey are you a satanist? If so, can you tell me more about it? I'm ignorant about the church of Satan and don't really know much about it
Finn Lahey but why does the circle of Baphomet have Leviathan written on it?
Nobody Really Founded by Anton Szandor LaVey, Satanism is atheistic, based on the idea that Satan represents knowledge and indulgence. Instead of preaching abstinence, the Church of Satan promotes indulgence, as long as there is moderation. The Church of Satan doesn’t believe in Satan, although in The Satanic Bible Anton LaVey describes rituals with a sort of vague occult element. They support the idea of “do unto others as they do to you,” as long as it doesn’t continue needless conflict. I suggest you read The Satanic Bible, its the basis of LaVeyan Satanism.
How in god's name did I get here? Please send help, I was unintentionally brought here by autoplay. Then again, ER has made much stranger content than this so I might as well stick around.
Edit: Can I have one of those eye patches? If not then why?
Only pirates get to wear eyepatches, get back to sacking Constantinople!
High Inquisitor Ralph
But I'm in Jerusalem!
This man is the greatest.
The real question is, how do you manage to stab yourself in the eye, Staff Seargent?
How do you believe you can uphold the position if you're hurting yourself with a pencil?
Amazing video Uncle E, as always.