International League of Gamers Membership Application | ASMR
Vložit
- čas přidán 21. 08. 2024
- Take the application and become a proud member of the prestigious International League of Gamers!
Website: ephemeralrift.com
Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
Listen to selected works outside of CZcams:
Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
Social Media:
Facebook ► / ephemeralrift1
Twitter ► / ephemeralrift
IG ► / e.rift
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Can we please get the international league of kitchen utensil enthusiasts back together
Gunslinger Kitchen utensil enthusiasts unite!
Candy Cadet Can you tell me a story about kitchen utensils?
PHX I was asking the other guy cause he’s Candy Cadet, but I appreciate the dedication to our cause
Bro! Your controller is baller af! I love it
I can't go back, not since I melted my silicon spatula trying to flip bacon.
We gamers usually rise up.
But it might be okay to lie down this one time.
This pun is ok. I like it, and it is not too cringy
bruhh
W
Press R to rest
W
Me: ER is going to run out of ideas one day, right?
ER: I'm Gonna Do What's Called a Pro Gamer Move
Hehehe, i see what you did there.
I understood that one! A true minecraft veteran
Vsauce, what a guy. He has a sick beard, just like ER. Is this a coincidence? I think not.
i see what you did there, nice one
Faulty premise. He won't run out of ideas.
"Do you play games while you're sleeping?"
Why yes i love the DreamCast.
👏
epic
Smooth
My favorite game on there is seamen
Well, you can’t expect good jokes from a sentient bagel.
Petition for an ephemeral rift gaming channel.
Who's going to tell him?
All of us
Check his older videos.
yes please
He has gaming vids
Yes please, I would like to become an esteemed member of the International League of International Leaguers.
Welcome to the league of draaaven
Let the toxicity spill
@@leloy5419 *loltyler1 has joined the chat*
Beat me to it dammit
@@Grigoris_04 *bloodrush activated*
*Draven.*
"Besides video games, were there any other games you played as a fetus. . . . .any others? Risk?"
No no no, I just played Fetus Warriors 9. My parents were the one that played Risk. That's how I became a fetus.
$1,000,000 comment
@Wierius aw man i beat in ten months!
Wierius you did it that quickly? I had to use a c section cheat...
@@reubencramer2073 same ☹️
HA, losers, I beat that game in EIGHT months!
"Have you ever played a game at a funeral?"
"Yes."
Sorry, Grandma. It's not like I didn't love you and all, but they were offering premium price for Perfect Oranges at Re-Tail, and I'd been growing them things for like, 5 months.
Bruh I ate a Perfect Cherry when I first started playing on accident and I highly regret it now. I could have planted that 🙃
@@Jerebee-DS Lol. I've been playing New Leaf almost since it came out (early 2014), I have basically every kind of fruit growing in my town, and I swear all I've ever had is Perfect Oranges.
@@orin6705 Oof. My town fruit is Cherries. I kinda need to work on planting a lot of fruit 😩
5 month anniversary of that orange grind
Sorry Uncle Mervin, but I just had to give that Victory Royale with the boys, because mom said that if I won a game, then I get 25 dollars for V-Bucks
Good memories, I'll never forget my first console, The Fetal 3000
This is Aiden from the Magic: the Gathering division. Just picked up the first load of new recruits in raccoon city. We’ll keep our decks shuffled and at the ready until further orders.
Aiden A. Who are you
Aiden Arroyo why do you ask?
Got it jack from the yo gi oh devision ready as back up
@@thefinalflash6211 This is Connor from the Mega Man division. Busters charged and at the ready, and Variable Weapons Systems online. Awaiting further orders.
Trying to craft a witty response but literally falling asleep from ER whispering like 90 seconds in...
Ive been waiting for this since 2013.
Shouldn’t you be waking up somewhere hung over with a dress on Trevor? Or are you smoking Meth? Is that why you were one of the first comments? Lmao 😂
I get it... You're a jackass! It all makes sense now!
How you doing trevor its been a while
@@redd1623 He became a Lifestyle coach in Vinewood, that's what Ron sais when i met him in my hangar.
That's a long ass time Trev.
Gamers are by far the most oppressed minority on this planet. Thank you Uncle E, for raising awareness among the general non gaming public and creating organisations like the ILG to empower us gamers
Yee
The oppressors must DIE! For Nod, for Kane, KANE LIVES!
@@Wiegehtsgut I agree with this man
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
Most opressed? Holy crAp i thought furries were the ones being bombed
Meh, anyways, fuck them dog ass lickers
I'd like to become a member of the International League of Plague Doctor Enthusiasts please.
PurePipRaptor
Yes just yes
You have your chance now
~1 year later and you've gotten your wish; people have been using plague doctor masks for months
@@CW-xn1ot Admittedly this was not what I was thinking of.
Ephemeral Rift:
**makes a video about the international league of gamers**
The media:
“Enemy spotted”
"Oh it's because of video games that violence happens more" wa wa wa. Fuck you, they don't
The media : Well San Francisco had a shooting we must blame this game called Fortnite because it teaches people how to kill people
Me: Proof what is your proof oh wait you don't do research. You just want to be lazy and when you get hate you say the haters are bad yet you are lying. Admit that video games do not cause violence and move on lazy people .
I first came to this channel for the ASMR but now the ASMR is just a plus. Your humor, characters, sarcasm, everything is so awesome. I sometimes wonder how you come up with all this but then I think of what goes on inside of my head and I get it. That's why I love this channel lol.
"Everyone can be considered a gamer even if it's something as simple as playing soduko on your phone"
ah yes! i see youre a man of culture just like i
@@koso0423 *a _wamen_ of culture
“Don’t you all have phones?”
@@waltonsimons3323 Fucking diablo for mobile,that just get a beta video and never get in the playstore 😂
Well yes but actually no
Keep going rift, can’t wait to see Keanu Reeves
Keanu Rifts
Молодой Ондрей Jebaited
@@dispotekk Ephemeral Reeves
ThatLazGuy Kephemeral Rieves
It is most likely, and very probable, that Half-Life 3 will never see the light of day.
That one hurt Uncle Rift. I always knew this truth, but hearing you say it made it all too real.
I’m laughing in half-life Alyx right now
Well at least there is Half-Life 1.5
Put me in coach... I’m ready to game.
I find you everywhere, what the heck.
That's weird. I see you like everywhere.
Wow someone doesnt know what a comment lord is
@@chinitooppah3587 more like "no life scumbag" but anyways, to each their own
Woah, Holy shit! I've never seen you before in my life!
“This, is a bucket.”
“Dear God.”
“There’s more.”
“No!”
Good Guy Bjorn I don’t understand but I still find it funny
Silver_Soul 415 it’s a TF2 reference
Good Guy Bjorn oh thx I’m not as cultured as everyone else lol
I am the spy
I teleported bread
I love the classic “hello..I hope you’re ’ doing well.” XD
well of course! =D
*you're
@Starker bloody hell, straight to the point I see
I personally preferred the old "Good Now"
There's something about that isn't there? Without it something is just missing ya know?
this is what i call a pro gamer move
It’s a shame you didn’t make the “perks” of joining DLC’s
mEAnd the boys waiting to to get our characters unlocked for only a small price of $99
Does the ILG have a copy of Half Life 3?
Maybe try the video-game man. He IS way in our future. If Gabe Newell hasn't made it by then, life isn't worth living.
Yes although unfortunately, there’s only one copy in the ILG and as such there’s this one member called “Gabe” who refuses to give the other members a turn playing it. I am personally leading a petition to have this member receive the ban hammer.
Shut up Futaba
F
37:40
I think I have a pre-qualifier, at least 700 hours in each dark souls game should be a shoe in.
............(no words)
@@dartedvader w h a t
@@spookkoopsspook exactly
So, we all ready to sit down for a game of Call of Cthulhu?
Kuronosa roll for sanity
> Spends 40 minutes explaining the game
> Everybody dies in the literal first RNG roll of the game before Player 2 even literally even has a chance to do anything
We decided not to try a second attempt
Imagine how Kevin would react to that game
Why did I think this was a COD joke... I feel like an idiot
@@umbra_cura4158 because it was.
He missed the opportunity for “womb escape” (room escape)
I really love these questionnaire style videos, the clipboard always gives the best writing sounds!
Questionnaire starts at 12:51
Would love to see a International League of Metal Heads
We live in a society, gamers rise up
Quite
Indubitably.
Wait... we live in a society?! Dear god....
Since you have 69 in your sub numbers, will you do a hour-long video where all you say is "nice"?
N.I.C.E
Not just an hour at least nine minutes more
Nice
@@TheLokoschade Oh shit you are right!
As of right now, that comment has 69 likes. Nice.
now this is a league i can get behind. gamers are oppressed
Single? Taken? Gamer!
It ain’t oppressed. Y’all just never leave your room lol
A member of the media would say that
Hey shut up vox
Maikel Sauceda it was a joke but k
International League of Internationals 🤯
XD
Normie detected
@@linguinifagagini6767 indeed
REEEEE
The 3rd Internationale?
Congrats on 700k coming man! Totally deserve it! 🔥🔥
He just lost it 😢
kidsnatcher _ nah
@@julianburton4266 for a bit he did
I love how many times you say "ok." That's a huge trigger for me 😊 thank you for helping me sleep yet again
How all consoles have bonded together for one video
“For how long have you been a gamer?.....since you were a fetus.. ahh good”
“Fetal 3000”
“Embryo simulator 4”
“Fetus warriors 9....I remember when the first fetus warrior came out”
Lmao I can’t keep up
gavin bp Can’t forget Placenta Quest 1 and 2
I legit wanna play fetus warriors series ,sounds dope
@@adampigott9677 have you tried "The binding of Isaac"?
Yea but what abought fetus Warrior 22 coming 2029
King of Fetals 98' feat Terry Placentgard and Geese Embryhoward
Little did Uncle ER know that the excessively long code he inputted into the PS4 controller was the activation code that starts the production of Half-Life 3
"How long have you been a gamer?"
"Since you're a fetus, ok. *Excellent* "
I didnt even finish watching the video I fell asleep before a minute into the video. Congratulations on almost to 700k subs
You forgot my favorite games from the womb: Womb of Warcraft and Fetal Fantasy XIV.
The most oppressed group of all.
*Rise up Gamers*
Nah, might wanna lie down this once.
In the name of Kane!
Adventure
Man, I couldn't afford the fetal 3000. I had to settle with the Zygote 3000
Rise up gamers, let's get this three wheat horizontally in a crafting table
"were there any other games you played as a feetus?"
Hideo Kojima wants to know your location
24:31 bold of you to assume Im allowed a funerals
YES THE CONTROLLER SOUNDS ARE BACK!!! PLEASE USE MORE OF THIS ITS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!
100% get the shirt. People must know I’m in the one and only international league of *GAMERS*
Will there be a Membership application for the international league of Metalheads?
Now we need an asmr for gamers like the asmr for intellectuals
7:47 "You can show off to your friends"
Don’t have friends anymore, they were all in racoon city...
And congrats on reaching 700K :)
I need the Pokémon Traiding Card Game back in my life after seeing this.
Has ER ever shared his hardware/software set up? Sound and lighting is always on point ✌🏻
Was about to go to my college classes, but it appears I need to go to sleep 😴.
I completed LEGO City Undercover in less than a day when I was 5...
Yeah, I think I belong here.
Nice, just as i have 1% of battery power left. Guess i have to stay up all night to wait for my phone to charge.
Actually, I'm looking for the international league of unintelligibles
Yehindjsndisnsisnxjsoajdn. Iansi,kamsoam! Kaoxjsnala? Hsu. Bianakamshab!
@@spookkoopsspook ofiwnfisockiz. Ismskcixjsnbcj jsncid. Isndoaoxbd sofneiwncnd kskvnr jvisms? Jfowkdnfjsofm
I have been waiting my whole life for this.
League of
International
Gamers
Membership
Application...
Anyone else just get really excited when he said magic the gathering booster pack?
Yep
Damn ER I might have to join the ILG to get my hands on that white booster. Moneys tight down here in the asylum basement, and the entity hates it when we play with the same decks for months on end.
Holy eldritch horrors! A heart from the great Lord of tingles himself! I'm beyond grateful uncle E.
Him: once again congratulations
Me:ya played your self
I finally joined the international league OF gamers YEAAAAAAY!!
Gaming companies: welp we’ve run out of video game ideas.
E.R.: ObSeRve
Hey Rift, Now that Minecraft is getting popular again,u might as well Continue the Let's play
*Lenny face*
HE MADE CLICKING SOUNDS WITHOUT A CLICKABLE PEN WHAT TYPE OF SORCERY AND WITCHCRAFT IS THIS
I’m actually a hockey goalie, and the fact he said that actually pumped me up. Good stuff rift, much love from your fellow Canadians❤️
Headphones? On.
Keyboard? Ready.
Tingles? Happening.
Yep, it's gamer time.
Now this right here is a video made for me.
I actually can't believe Rift overlooked Fetus Warriors 6, that game was a true masterpiece with the introduction of an open world and the expanded roster of characters. Even though 7 and 8 were poor, we shouldn't forget the real roots of what made number 9 so good.
This is great because my school's gaming club started up yesterday
Lucky
RIft making this video was a pro gamer move.
Can you please do a video on how to help with depression?
Bruh
Homstad bruh what?
@@aiden1347 bruh.
@@kery_5131 bruh
bruh
Another great one from the very organization that brought us the classic “Anxiety Smasher 3: The Return Of Stability Accord” and the whimsical “Blood Pressure Busters.” Stll DLC free! I’m just waiting for the leak of “The Dark Rift: Re-Beaking”...been waiting forever for that one...
This really comes to show how far, we as gamers have come.
aw shit he has just made me realise that ive probably played over 300 different games within 20 years
More like 1 year.
-Headphones on
-Cold one cracked
Yep, its asmr gamer time
30 year old boomer asmr
I was going to comment on how I love your pfp but your name tells a better tale
Wooo, 2k off of 700k subs!!! Keep it up E.R. :)
Honestly, Uncle Rift could just upload a video of him doing his taxes while muttering numbers and I'd STILL enjoy it
59:21 "Aight Ima head out."
If you can read this, you weren't first and no one cares.
Lmao fair enough
Glad someone’s preaching this to those annoying brats. I especially can’t stand the “I’m a small CZcamsr who’s grinding hard! Sub to me and follow my journey..” lol sad sub beggers 😂Na son if you were really grinding on CZcams you’d be working hard on creating good content for your subscribers and viewers.” Not begging for views, subs, etc...
I was the 69th like
@@WindHashira i actually dont see these beggars in a while. Just be in normal channels. If u want to, go to some random fortnite or brawlstars channel and there is TONS of them..
What would you do if I told you that I have just sharted?
When I heard Fetal 3000, I was like, did I hear that right XD
The Fetus side plot goes on for so long and I loved it, funny as heck.
I smashed the notification so *FRICKING* hard
This dude legit just said that athletes are gamers
We really do live in a society
smh my head
Smh my head? What😂 smh means shake my head dumbass
They are.
Shaking my head my head lmao
Splxshy Harp I know that’s part of the joke
Lord Ziz u need dust bitch
Congrats on 700k Rift!
I was literally going through some of his “older” videos seeing if there was one I didn’t watch, thank entity this was released for additional content.
Who the hell are the people that dislike the videos that were posted minutes ago and why?
*R* *E* *T* *A* *R* *D* *S*
I mean dislikes don't really do anything. They count as ratings regardless so if anything it's just getting his video out there the same as likes so 🤷♂️I doubt the average joe who has never created content on CZcams to understand how it's algorithms work realizes this though
Viktory Gaming Network are you trying to r/iamverysmart him?
@@thatonesentientbagel4043 by any chance do you have reddit downloaded?
Are people who play emotional games with their SO gamers?
It's okay, Hubert. You know Salad loves you deep down, he's just been through a lot. Take a break and give him some space
Ephemeral rift uploads at around 2 am in my country. Perfect timing for me to go to sleep
What up fellow gamers?
See I'm all hip and down with the youths!
How many years before the next Duke Nukem ?
Uhhhhh.....
Good answer.
half-life: Alyx was announced today!!!!!!!
Uncle rifts beard is as legendary as
A shiny mewtwo
Can you do an ASMR about behind the scenes of ASMR?
Next up: The Area 51 ASMR
I thought franklin shot you....
@@ChandlerRFink not canon
@@ianjh1881 wut
"we could make a religion out of this!"
-God, Genesis 69, 4:20
He really did us like that girl who said, “if you play sudoku on your phone, you’re a gamer.” But he took it even further.
Thank god he finally uploaded this I was getting worried