Martin Short Owns The World's Fattest Dog

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  • čas přidán 11. 04. 2018
  • On the road with his buddy Steve Martin for 'An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life', Martin Short had to perform with a cane after falling over his overweight pup.
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Komentáře • 245

  • @johnkeith8072
    @johnkeith8072 Před 5 lety +41

    Martin Short: "The best talk show guest of all time..."

  • @DaveManPrice
    @DaveManPrice Před 6 lety +68

    jesus christ im so happy when they get legends like martin short who can just be so funny with colbert, too many guests dont get him, martin short is a *fucking legend*

  • @jessiesoul3821
    @jessiesoul3821 Před 6 lety +128

    "Jesus, I'm ready!" 😂😅

    • @meeowmeeowmeeow
      @meeowmeeowmeeow Před 6 lety +6

      Jessie Soul Wasn't that the funniest joke of the night? It didn't get the laughter it deserved.

    • @pulkitwadhwa2207
      @pulkitwadhwa2207 Před 5 lety +2

      Maybe the funniest Joke ever. Martin short is one of the funniest men ever.

  • @HeadCannonPrime
    @HeadCannonPrime Před 6 lety +10

    literal comic royalty. He tosses out names that he was hanging out with that are all legends.

  • @afafbouardi5905
    @afafbouardi5905 Před 6 lety +83

    "Even the worms in his stool have Type II Diabetes!!!" Brilliant. And he's not even in medicine!

  • @mooniejohnson
    @mooniejohnson Před 6 lety +86

    Why, for god's sake, didn't "Betty Crocker spaniel" get only light chuckles from the audience?! It was delivered perfectly and I was laughing my ass off. I love Martin Short so much.

    • @2pi628
      @2pi628 Před 4 lety +3

      You have to be a person that likes to cook and be a dog person for it to have impact.

  • @jimbokay5696
    @jimbokay5696 Před 6 lety +32

    Constantly a favourite and I love that he always displays his Order of Canada(in pin form here). Proud Canadian!!

  • @kght222
    @kght222 Před 6 lety +26

    i love martin short all the more "i'm not with him because he is successful or rich, because he's both" the buts only came after. love him.

  • @MsKillerqueen5
    @MsKillerqueen5 Před 6 lety +145

    Betty Crocker Spaniel lol

  • @LordLOC
    @LordLOC Před 6 lety +14

    "Even the worms in his stool have type-2 diabetes" LOL I spit out my tea after hearing that zinger from Mr. Short. So glad he's still doing comedy these days. We sure need him (and Steve Martin, and any other comic really) in this day and age.
    He's a national treasure. Even though he's Canadian, can we here in the US say he's a national treasure here?? I hope so!

    • @Alpen83
      @Alpen83 Před 5 lety +2

      Lord LOC You sure can! I bet he'd be honoured by that. Also, he became a naturalized US citizen years ago. :)

    • @kev7161
      @kev7161 Před rokem

      He's so fat . . . he licks his balls with a side of cole slaw. Another M. Short zinger!

  • @equin0xia
    @equin0xia Před 3 lety +6

    martin is surely one of the wittiest and multi-talented performers of this, or any era.

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 6 lety +6

    "JESUS I'M READY!" ... the kinda laugh that came out of me when he said that...
    kinda scary...!

  • @meeowmeeowmeeow
    @meeowmeeowmeeow Před 6 lety +114

    The audience is a little off tonight. Martin was on fire. That Steve Martin going towards the light joke didn't get the laughter it deserved.

    • @samanthajames8857
      @samanthajames8857 Před 5 lety +4

      I agree. But it also seemed Colbert wasn't giving him great support, like Fallon and Conan do. Their chemistry together isn't great. The bit about the greatest talk show guest didn't sound like Colbert believed in it.

    • @danielah3398
      @danielah3398 Před 4 lety

      "Johnny/Conan was sluggish"

    • @a5dr3
      @a5dr3 Před 3 lety

      They’re all democrat idiots.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 3 lety +3

      @@a5dr3 You're pretty easily triggered aren't you? I thought you people believed in seperating art from the artist?

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover Před rokem +1

      Seems like the audience’s brains weren’t moving as fast as the jokes.

  • @OmKhadijah
    @OmKhadijah Před 4 lety +7

    Audience is not getting Martin Short.. He truly is a comedic genius.

  • @user-jt5ot4hy9q
    @user-jt5ot4hy9q Před 4 lety +12

    Short is always effervescent, like an over-bubbling bottle of champagne. He thrives completely in the moment on the cusp of all that's funny. Like Stephen said, "the greatest talk-show guest of all time."

  • @Bianca-wu8ko
    @Bianca-wu8ko Před 2 lety +11

    Martin Short is so hilarious, there's never a dull moment with him!

  • @jschnei3
    @jschnei3 Před 6 lety +8

    I guarantee if I ever met Martin Short at a party I'd be instantly intimidated into silence by how overwhelmingly quick-witted he is

  • @Alienadin
    @Alienadin Před 6 lety +146

    Martin Short is insanely funny. Truly wonderful interview.

    • @Hammerton32
      @Hammerton32 Před 6 lety

      LOVE LOVE Martin Short!

    • @Hammerton32
      @Hammerton32 Před 6 lety +1

      Steve Colbert's respect for Martin's comedy is evident! Plus he wants to laugh out loud.

  • @shieh.4743
    @shieh.4743 Před 6 lety +18

    Martin Short is possibly the funniest man ever. I just love him.

  • @benm5221
    @benm5221 Před 6 lety +55

    Martin was on fire tonight. Blast.

  • @chelmsfordroad50
    @chelmsfordroad50 Před rokem +4

    When I was much younger, I thought that Mel Brooks was the greatest, funniest talk show guest (and he was) but for some time now that title has to go to Martin Short who never fails to kill (I mean that in the nicest way) as a talk show guest. And I met him once in Manhattan and he was as nice as can be. He is simply a comic genius.

  • @ncooty
    @ncooty Před 6 lety +8

    Such a charming man, I must say.

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm Před 6 lety +18

    Saw him on Real Time a few weeks back. Not only funny with the heart at the right place, but damn intelligent and good arguments.

  • @paaaaavi
    @paaaaavi Před 6 lety +167

    Hilarious! I wanted to hear what Steve martin said, but he never finished that story .

    • @solarnaut
      @solarnaut Před 6 lety +9

      Hilarious, indeed!
      "always leave them wanting more" ;-)
      - Mae West (I think)

    • @Nouratic
      @Nouratic Před 6 lety +3

      I've heard this story 3 times already. I'm sure there are other interviews where he continues the story.

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii Před 6 lety +1

      YESS -- awesome advice for any performer: music, dance, comedy etc -- always leave them wanting more - thanks for the (maybe) source!

    • @JohnWestIV
      @JohnWestIV Před 6 lety +8

      Ditto! (shush Colbert, this time I want to hear the guest more!) Gonna have to check out other interviews to see if I can find the rest of the story.

  • @richardmonaghan1144
    @richardmonaghan1144 Před 5 lety +3

    I'm 24 years younger than Martin. But when the cast of SCTV and Saturday night live all from the 70's / early 80's all pass away. My world will be lost. I grew up on comedy and wouldn't look at the world in any other way. The best reality show to ever make would be any of these cast mates especially Martin Short. Love to see any of them any day of my life.

  • @Canuckmom128
    @Canuckmom128 Před 6 lety +5

    Oh Marty...our Marty...you make me proud to be a Canuck. So freakin fast and witty, self deprecating, generous and flat-out FUNNY ! So unfair that he lost his wife, Nancy, to cancer after 30+ years of marriage. What a great guy. 👍❤️🇨🇦

  • @SnowmanTwin07
    @SnowmanTwin07 Před 6 lety +44

    I will always remember him from "The 3 Amigos" and "A Simple Wish." Great childhood memories. 😄 What a fun and entertaining guest, never a dull moment!

    • @charlief1876
      @charlief1876 Před 6 lety

      How did i forget about the 3 amigos!!! Great film

    • @razorsharpsmile
      @razorsharpsmile Před rokem

      How could you have missed "Inner Space" and "Three Fugitives"?

  • @marlesimms
    @marlesimms Před 5 lety +5

    Martin Short staggers the line between genius and madness. I love him so much

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Před 6 lety +8

    Steve Martin & Martin Short together on stage...I can only dream. ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

  • @LLV1915
    @LLV1915 Před 6 lety +3

    Martin Short..A living legend

  • @kG-lj1mp
    @kG-lj1mp Před 2 lety +2

    We saw them in Seattle a few years ago and they were brilliant and a total joy !

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 Před 5 lety +1

    Betty Crocker Spaniel...LOL!!

  • @mackenzie98
    @mackenzie98 Před 6 lety +3

    Stephen is right... Martin is the best guest! I get so happy when I see he’s going to be a guest on any show!!

  • @jackieroberts1489
    @jackieroberts1489 Před 6 lety +16

    I love Canadians . Martin , I should have known . good to see you again .

  • @JohnWestIV
    @JohnWestIV Před 6 lety +4

    One of my favorite guests of all time on any show.

  • @iraklismoschonas5214
    @iraklismoschonas5214 Před 5 lety +3

    Comedy legend. My favorite comedian. I see a Martin Short video, I click.

  • @HylianTicipated
    @HylianTicipated Před 6 lety +7

    3:11 dat farewell handshake

  • @biatchp2553
    @biatchp2553 Před 6 lety +3

    Love Marty. So Canadian proud 🇨🇦

  • @Kaervek87
    @Kaervek87 Před 3 lety +2

    It’s funny seeing an interview like this, and seeing how comedy has changed so much. It’s kind of a good education on comedy science.

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins Před 6 lety +29

    I'm so excited for their Netflix Special they are doing together!

  • @72daystar
    @72daystar Před 6 lety +9

    Comedy legend, Martin Short.

  • @TalonsOfFire
    @TalonsOfFire Před 4 měsíci

    This is one of my favorite segments, the last minute especially is gold

  • @TheDistortionVenegas
    @TheDistortionVenegas Před 6 lety +8

    Release the full version please

  • @myrarolston
    @myrarolston Před 6 lety +43

    Rush Limbaugh on all fours 😂😂😂

    • @rb11rb
      @rb11rb Před 2 lety

      Hahahaha….he is so quick 😂

  • @emmamakhno
    @emmamakhno Před 6 lety +2

    Martin short is still sharp as Fck

  • @zzzzimmers5046
    @zzzzimmers5046 Před 5 lety +2

    "I guess, now that I think about it yeah" 🤣

  • @barbarahering484
    @barbarahering484 Před 2 měsíci

    He was my favorite in comedians in cars getting coffee , he's brilliant !

  • @JonEffinZoidberg
    @JonEffinZoidberg Před 6 lety +7

    More martin Short on Colbert please

  • @b-dub6865
    @b-dub6865 Před rokem

    I loved Santa Clause 3. You can’t go wrong Alan Arkin & Marty Short!

  • @barbarahering484
    @barbarahering484 Před rokem +1

    He's the best ! He's a comedic genius!

  • @fizzybitzobacon5747
    @fizzybitzobacon5747 Před 6 lety +3

    Wow he's delightful. Get Martin Short back on here!

  • @DKM977
    @DKM977 Před 6 lety +8

    Martin Short is funnier than Steve Martin. I put him as my 3rd on my all time favorite talk show guest list. Rodney Dangerfield and Don Rickles are at 1 and 2.

  • @kasnitch
    @kasnitch Před 6 lety +5

    bring him back for more !

  • @anagasa
    @anagasa Před 6 lety +1

    Proud to be from Toronto thanks to great comedians like him

  • @PercivalHoward
    @PercivalHoward Před 6 lety +22

    This man is hilarious :)

  • @ARRESTEDPAIN
    @ARRESTEDPAIN Před 6 lety +12

    He might use a cane from time to time but he's still a million times faster then me!

  • @gk6732
    @gk6732 Před 6 lety +24

    noun+sound effect+object

    • @gpwerner
      @gpwerner Před 6 lety +1

      Short's sentences don't have a lot of words in them.

  • @enyjuan
    @enyjuan Před 6 lety +6

    still funny as ever ol' marty...miss him singing broadway!

  • @pulkitwadhwa2207
    @pulkitwadhwa2207 Před 5 lety +3

    One of the funniest men ever.

  • @jena6587
    @jena6587 Před 6 lety +1

    I liked Santa Clause 3 😂😂

  • @rebeccaalbright1681
    @rebeccaalbright1681 Před rokem

    I absolutely loved him as Jack Frost!

  • @Meteorite_Shower
    @Meteorite_Shower Před 6 lety +44

    So... how _did_ Steve Martin explain it?

  • @KazenoniKakuremi
    @KazenoniKakuremi Před 6 lety +1

    0:51 That laugh, sounds uncanningly like *Paul Schaefer*

  • @ridethespiral1219
    @ridethespiral1219 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Martin is incredible. Pure Luck, The Three Amigos....

  • @NNneuro
    @NNneuro Před 6 lety +2

    Well, that man is a delight.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 6 lety +18

    Thank you, Martin Short, for granting us the opportunity to forget, however briefly, about Trump's latest scandal.

  • @ge2623
    @ge2623 Před 3 lety

    "What is Rush Limbaugh doing on all 4's?" AWESOME.

  • @lilme6493
    @lilme6493 Před 6 lety +2

    we love you Martin..

  • @elizabethmann2290
    @elizabethmann2290 Před 6 lety +1

    I feel like Stephen is trying so hard to hold it together lol 😂

  • @geekthegirl6961
    @geekthegirl6961 Před 6 lety +1

    Funny how I am so much more willing to forgive Martin Short for his dad jokes than I am my own dad.

  • @youmeuswe9723
    @youmeuswe9723 Před 6 lety +1

    Love Martin ! 3 AMigos, Inner Space, 3 Fugitives with nick Nolte was so funny.

  • @hojjat5000
    @hojjat5000 Před 6 lety +5

    I wanted to know how Steve told it to the audience. Why do you keep interrupting him? [angry face]

  • @theMosen
    @theMosen Před 6 lety +2

    Damn, I need to know how Steve Martin described Martin's dog

  • @divinelyshpongled
    @divinelyshpongled Před 6 lety +1

    wow that was incredibly good. what a great interview

  • @wormbaby666
    @wormbaby666 Před 6 lety +1

    Man that guy is funny. :D *Gotta* watch more Martin Short films.

  • @quester09
    @quester09 Před 6 lety +4

    Jiminy Glick has been working out!

    • @CynAnne1
      @CynAnne1 Před 6 lety

      comets & blueberries - He didn't want to be mistaken for Mssr. Short's 'chubby puppy' in a suit...
      👍😂👍

  • @bronzenrule
    @bronzenrule Před 6 lety +1

    Hope the full interview is uploaded. Would love to hear the anecdote about Steve Martin, if that is, Short ever got around to telling it.

  • @HerkimerVBSVacationBibleSchool

    I love Martin short dearly

  • @TheDarrionChannel
    @TheDarrionChannel Před 4 lety +1

    It broke my heart to know he doesn’t like his work on the Santa Claus 3

  • @leanneblake4248
    @leanneblake4248 Před 6 lety +2

    Martin Short a Great All Round Performer. Not many like that anymore .' Rush Limbaugh on all fours.' Quick Wit.

  • @daveg9000
    @daveg9000 Před 5 lety

    The crowd is dead...?! He's hysterical...

  • @BintAlZahraa91
    @BintAlZahraa91 Před 6 lety +1

    This is how he explained it to the audience....

  • @AuntieFa
    @AuntieFa Před 6 lety +3

    Invite Miriam Margolyes. She's the best talk show guest of all time.

    • @Alpen83
      @Alpen83 Před 5 lety +1

      Selma FB YESSSSSS! Her stories are something else... lol Love her!

  • @barrellf
    @barrellf Před 3 lety

    God Bless this Man......Martin Short you are a LEGEND!

  • @zeldasmith6154
    @zeldasmith6154 Před rokem

    Martin is a jewel.

  • @motherofeve416
    @motherofeve416 Před 4 lety +1

    Marty is my celebrity hall pass 🤤

  • @kitsunedao3895
    @kitsunedao3895 Před 5 lety

    "Noun, sound effect and object" lmfao!!!

  • @lauratomczak6797
    @lauratomczak6797 Před 4 lety +1

    Martin did a serious role in the awesome show Damages. He was really good!

  • @danielkatz8591
    @danielkatz8591 Před 6 lety +1

    You should read his book. It's really interesting and has a lot of history about the old days at Second City and SNL.

  • @osiris_blanche
    @osiris_blanche Před 6 lety +1

    Jiminy Glick!

  • @stevenrodriguez3891
    @stevenrodriguez3891 Před 6 lety

    Martin Short, Captain Ron is one of my favorite movies! Puerto Rico!!

  • @APisceanSlant
    @APisceanSlant Před 6 lety

    That awkward fake handshake attempt @ 3:11 😁

  • @natev1956
    @natev1956 Před 2 lety

    I just put Martin Short interviews on auto -play, from Letterman, Leno, Conan etc and just keep them laughs a comin'! 😅 Great way to kill time.

  • @elreydelvideo
    @elreydelvideo Před 6 lety +2

    *We need the full uncut interview, you put the Omarosa uncut and you're not gonna put him?*
    *Btw I wish they make an international tour, specially Peru, Malkovich already came, we need these two they're great*

  • @lorenaarias1952
    @lorenaarias1952 Před 6 lety

    I love Martin Short, my family and I watched “Pure Luck” a million times and laughed so hard every time! Love him?

  • @cavejohnson5394
    @cavejohnson5394 Před 4 lety

    Santa Claus three wasn't that bad lol

  • @fizzbin9656
    @fizzbin9656 Před 3 lety

    Martin Short as Jack Frost was my childhood lmao

  • @TRON0314
    @TRON0314 Před 6 lety

    Greatest talk show guest. Havvvveee you met NORM? Short v MacDonald.

  • @albertperez1
    @albertperez1 Před 2 lety

    "or have I..?" 💀

  • @suziemills2201
    @suziemills2201 Před 4 lety

    Lifting food from Gelsons. So funny You have be from So Cal to get that