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  • @JackIsMe1993
    @JackIsMe1993 Před 4 lety +3124

    Hammond crashed.
    Oh the shock.
    Oh the horror.

    • @didgereemedia194
      @didgereemedia194 Před 4 lety +17

      jackisme 1993 BRUH

    • @glosterjavelin2111
      @glosterjavelin2111 Před 4 lety +21

      jackisme 1993 OH THE HUMANITY

    • @TNR_Blade
      @TNR_Blade Před 4 lety +6

      Oh... how predictable.

    • @yeoldeseawitch
      @yeoldeseawitch Před 4 lety +51

      little did he know, it wouldn't be the last time he crashes an electric vehicle...

    • @ethank5681
      @ethank5681 Před 4 lety +15

      jackisme 1993 does that mean he’s not coming on?

  • @milzyywilzyy9922
    @milzyywilzyy9922 Před 4 lety +1164

    3:05 keep it cheap
    and
    *simp*

  • @terminalbanana8151
    @terminalbanana8151 Před 4 lety +2114

    "In this episode:
    I spread my legs
    James says Gockickle
    And Hammond pretends he's Marty McFly... until he isn't"

    • @shadzgohan1474
      @shadzgohan1474 Před 4 lety +11

      It happened in the airport episode un the grand tour

    • @terminalbanana8151
      @terminalbanana8151 Před 4 lety +16

      I can't believe I forgot about this. I was making a joke about how Hammond looked like McFly and was looking down in the comments to see if anybody else thought the same thing.

    • @YeetTheSlavs
      @YeetTheSlavs Před 3 lety

      @@terminalbanana8151 Especially in the Patagonia special, with the puffer vest and all

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 Před 3 lety

      Tonight on Bottom Gear...

  • @Billyboy1607
    @Billyboy1607 Před 4 lety +2406

    I Love How Richard Hammond disappears into the void at 1:15
    Edit: OK wow I did not expect to still get notifications about this comment 2 years later lol

  • @mykhailoredka199
    @mykhailoredka199 Před 4 lety +280

    Legends says he still assembling gockickle

    • @avic6069
      @avic6069 Před 3 lety +2

      Some say…

    • @Crackshot212
      @Crackshot212 Před 3 lety +6

      @@avic6069 he likes to run away from geese, some say, he likes to assemble gockickles in his free time

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 Před 2 lety

      @@Crackshot212 All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's long-haired, bad shirt wearing cousin.

  • @ForzaPolska06
    @ForzaPolska06 Před 3 lety +94

    2:13 what Clarkson did is he did put his vehicle into the seriously uncool section

  • @Dragoneer
    @Dragoneer Před 4 lety +1243

    These guys had a great way of making something that was obviously scripted for entertainment still retain its comedic values. That’s something I can not say for current quote on quote “Top Gear”

    • @steve17bf2
      @steve17bf2 Před 4 lety +46

      You mean quote unquote..

    • @Dragoneer
      @Dragoneer Před 4 lety +97

      steve17bf2 Yeah, I’ve never seen it wrote down before so I just said how it sounds. Bone Apple tea I guess lmao

    • @troopertrooper8925
      @troopertrooper8925 Před 4 lety +111

      They even pulled the piss out of themselves when they won a television award for the "Best Unscripted lifestyle show" Jeremey was asked why he hadn't gone to collect the award and he said he was too busy "writing the script for tonights show"... Classic. All 3 of those guys. No other attempt to clone the show has even come close.

    • @anonymouswriter448
      @anonymouswriter448 Před 4 lety +27

      Its because they write their own script and some of the show is improv

    • @oldskoolraver1079
      @oldskoolraver1079 Před 4 lety +31

      It's scripted but they just act themselves, they don't need to pretend to be someone else, that's why it feels genuine.

  • @TheGtracer1994
    @TheGtracer1994 Před 4 lety +313

    0:09 Gocycle never gets old
    I do agree with James’s way of saying it

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa Před 4 lety +12

      TheGtracer1994 so you say Bicycle the same as well?

    • @TheGtracer1994
      @TheGtracer1994 Před 4 lety +27

      ....
      yes

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa Před 4 lety +3

      TheGtracer1994 Why do I bother?

    • @TheGtracer1994
      @TheGtracer1994 Před 4 lety +18

      I don’t know, why do you bother?

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa Před 4 lety +5

      TheGtracer1994 fair point. Meaningless drivel is the bane of my existence, and that is why I don’t like talking to people.

  • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
    @summushieremiasclarkson4700 Před 4 lety +442

    2:42 he crashed. Is anyone surprised?

  • @speceuropro.777
    @speceuropro.777 Před 4 lety +1695

    Now that it’s 2019 and electric skate boards are a thing 😂

    • @GuninGames
      @GuninGames Před 4 lety +61

      They were a thing in 2002 hell even 1990

    • @speceuropro.777
      @speceuropro.777 Před 4 lety +43

      @@GuninGames just more advanced and longer range today

    • @DickiMonster
      @DickiMonster Před 4 lety +3

      2016 * oh sorry I just noticed you live in Africa

    • @StalwartShinobi
      @StalwartShinobi Před 4 lety +1

      They were a thing in like, 2012 with boost it boards, i never hear of them now...

    • @tougeattackers9930
      @tougeattackers9930 Před 4 lety +11

      Haha it’s 2043 and we have hovering boards with no wheels! Ah magnetics.

  • @justicewing
    @justicewing Před 4 lety +223

    2:36 the man like finally the camera is away and i can scratch my armpit

  • @exynoschipset9444
    @exynoschipset9444 Před 4 lety +315

    Hammond predicted boosted boards...

    • @Kara_Kay_Eschel
      @Kara_Kay_Eschel Před 4 lety +14

      And him in a crash.

    • @dan-5678
      @dan-5678 Před 4 lety +1

      Ew boosted

    • @Metal-Possum
      @Metal-Possum Před 4 lety +12

      Hardly. Motorised skateboards have been around for decades, electric skateboards too, in a more childish format at least. Boosted, and all other electric skateboard manufacturers did nothing new or innovative, and anyone else could have, and would have done the same thing if they could be bothered, had the funds, and saw a potential business in it. The problem now is there's just too many companies all trying to market their e-Somethings, to the point of market saturation. It might appear to be a popular industry right now, but you're sharing that space with so many other people all on a race to the bottom (because everyone wants something cheaper), you'll likely never turn a good profit.

    • @senaanthasena9091
      @senaanthasena9091 Před 4 lety +1

      ALL HAIL THE WATCHER

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 Před 2 lety

      Hammond predicted fucking crashing into shit while being named Hammond

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider Před 4 lety +131

    “Gockickle” - James May 2009

  • @JetFalcon710
    @JetFalcon710 Před 2 lety +15

    I love how James' smile at 2:52 almost seems to be saying "look at Hammond over there, he is such a knob but I enjoy working with him"

  • @ezraong713
    @ezraong713 Před 4 lety +611

    Hammond is the definition of a midlife crisis.

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 Před 3 lety +8

      Hammond’s totally the fun uncle!!

  • @FORRESTtheunoriginal
    @FORRESTtheunoriginal Před 3 lety +25

    "keep it cheap, and simp."
    -James May

  • @Usmodlover
    @Usmodlover Před 4 lety +337

    At the very end:
    James: “Keep it cheap, and simp-“
    Mfw James May invented the word simp a decade ago

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver Před 3 lety +37

    "In this suitcase is a folding, electrically assisted bicycle, it's called the Gokkikle!"
    "Uh, James... I think you'll find it's called the *Go-cycle* ! Not the Gokkikle you idiot!"
    * confused James May *
    "That says Gokkikle!"
    Gets me every time, man my stomach aches from laughter!

  • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
    @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi Před 13 lety +119

    James: "yes...no...no..."

  • @aadithyanjr1382
    @aadithyanjr1382 Před 3 lety +11

    Richard Hammond saying "sorry" is iconic in itself

  • @shaneh1872
    @shaneh1872 Před 3 lety +20

    0:08 idk why but I can't stop laughing

  • @jaredkennedy6576
    @jaredkennedy6576 Před 4 lety +67

    This sort of dynamic is what Top Gear was really about.

  • @IroncladInSteam4007
    @IroncladInSteam4007 Před 2 lety +3

    I love how annoyed James sounds when he says “That says gokickle”

  • @coffeecat4506
    @coffeecat4506 Před 3 lety +15

    Ah yes, the perfect ending. “Keep it CHEAP and SIMP-“

    • @ArtyIF
      @ArtyIF Před 2 lety +1

      iirc the film was also not cheap and simple

  • @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh8833

    Not the last time Richard Hammond would crash.

  • @moosecrumbz
    @moosecrumbz Před 4 lety +53

    Nobody:
    James May: Cocking Nora

  • @masterhybrid16
    @masterhybrid16 Před 3 lety +5

    8 years later they're racing laptop skateboard and a racing suitcase

  • @xeenonvl5294
    @xeenonvl5294 Před 4 lety +48

    "and our instructions to jeremy were keep it cheap and simp-" 3:03

  • @vehielphantom4116
    @vehielphantom4116 Před 4 lety +38

    THE DAMN YT ALGORITHM...

  • @salamatpo7326
    @salamatpo7326 Před 3 lety +8

    There will never be another great trio

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 Před 3 lety +7

    "Our instructions were very very clear to Jeremy,
    Keep it cheap and simp."

  • @ricardsananenko176
    @ricardsananenko176 Před 2 lety +3

    0:08 I like when he called it a gokicle 😄 instead of GoCycle.

  • @danield8528
    @danield8528 Před 4 lety +39

    Hammond crashed, nothing to see here folks, just another Thursday for the lad.

  • @beakedmonk3981
    @beakedmonk3981 Před 7 měsíci +1

    2:39 the comedic timing of that crash couldn't have been more perfect 😂

  • @jeremyfong5684
    @jeremyfong5684 Před rokem +1

    "I thought it was a folding bicycle! This bloody bag full of bicycle components! Have I got to build it?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LJ-on4gm
    @LJ-on4gm Před 4 lety +12

    Its called the GOCYCLE
    Im dying of laughter
    Goodbye person reading the comments

  • @CovershotV8
    @CovershotV8 Před 4 lety +5

    Nobody:
    James May: Gokicle
    Just love it!

  • @farmertyler8087
    @farmertyler8087 Před 4 lety +5

    “Keep it cheap and simp”

  • @joshkeene8457
    @joshkeene8457 Před 3 lety +9

    2:41 when your parents have friends over and your try to sneak into the kitchen without getting caught

  • @lykou1821
    @lykou1821 Před 4 lety +4

    Electric bikes, scooters and skateboards have gotten so much better over the years

  • @thelicensednerd1626
    @thelicensednerd1626 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm not sure what was better Hammond crashing into a Christmas tree or James May saying simp at the last second😂😂😂

  • @hawkeyenextgen7117
    @hawkeyenextgen7117 Před 4 lety +4

    "I am a forty year old man taking up skateboarding." XD

  • @ky3518
    @ky3518 Před 3 lety +1

    I miss this, the three blokes messing around in the studio is more than enough to entertain me

  • @loganwobbe7712
    @loganwobbe7712 Před 4 lety +2

    "Keep it cheap and simp"😂

  • @trifectaCA
    @trifectaCA Před 4 lety +2

    I usually despise cheesy scriptwriting, but with these three it’s absolutely splendid.

  • @oscarmico3353
    @oscarmico3353 Před 4 lety +18

    CZcams recommendations at it's best

  • @solid_fire9388
    @solid_fire9388 Před 2 lety +1

    idk but when were i see that studio, it’s gives me a warm feeling, like home…

  • @ChristopherSibert
    @ChristopherSibert Před 4 lety +6

    I didn't really realize Jeremy Clarkson is literally a foot taller than Richard Hammond.

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin Před 4 lety +2

      james is 20cm taller and jeremy is 30

  • @carterlastname6218
    @carterlastname6218 Před 4 lety +2

    If you have ever seen the top gear LEGO animation that’s what this reminds me of.

  • @Bosco_the_Historian
    @Bosco_the_Historian Před 3 lety +8

    "Our instructions for Jeremy is very very specific: Keep it cheap and simp-" *Cuts off*

  • @fergusanderson6108
    @fergusanderson6108 Před 4 lety +2

    He screams as he's consumed by the void

  • @slitor
    @slitor Před 4 lety +1

    The most exiting race in Top Gear history.

  • @aurorar016
    @aurorar016 Před 3 lety +1

    We can hear May saying "Keep it cheap and SIMP" as the rest was cut

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Před 4 lety +7

    I'd love to see Clarkson trying to build an electric bike.

    • @CounterClaws
      @CounterClaws Před 4 lety +3

      It would probably end up like the Caterham they tried to build. Or to go off of Jeremy building the Caterham, breaking important components with a hammer.

  • @christopherjacobsson2931
    @christopherjacobsson2931 Před 3 lety +1

    I love that hammond always crash 😂

  • @busterdafydd3096
    @busterdafydd3096 Před 3 lety

    I think this one of the last best top gear episodes probably

  • @mooauto2388
    @mooauto2388 Před 4 lety +1

    The best show eva

  • @Kauppamopo
    @Kauppamopo Před 3 lety +1

    some say James still trying to build that bike

  • @MrJoseph310
    @MrJoseph310 Před 4 lety +2

    I just noticed the guy scratching his armpit 2:36

  • @heresbutler
    @heresbutler Před 4 lety +3

    Hammond thats called the board of awesomeness

  • @IrishWannabe
    @IrishWannabe Před 4 lety

    It was more like a roasting competiton back in the day 😝😂

  • @dingleberryhandpump4063

    I miss this show...🥺

  • @picklates9799
    @picklates9799 Před 3 lety

    The best clip in top gear😂😂😂

  • @souvikrc4499
    @souvikrc4499 Před rokem

    The best part is that all three of the vehicles that the trio drove (the e-cycle, e-skateboard, and e-scooter) are rather popular nowadays.

  • @vaillante7667
    @vaillante7667 Před 4 lety +1

    Coming up on tonights car show :
    James stands near bmw,
    Richard crashed into christmas tree,
    And i do wheelspin

  • @PublicBus09
    @PublicBus09 Před 2 lety

    2:13
    Great corner, hit the apex OH HE'S BINNED IT

  • @harrisonthecarguy3734
    @harrisonthecarguy3734 Před 2 lety

    Look at Hammond's excellent wardrobe choices

  • @carmania5282
    @carmania5282 Před 2 měsíci

    On tonights show, Jeremy drives the BMW X6, James reviews the Gokikile and Richard smahes the tree❤

  • @jarodM6
    @jarodM6 Před 4 lety +1

    Richard Hammond is the only man who makes electric skateboards look cool.

  • @chinmayneelkod931
    @chinmayneelkod931 Před 3 lety

    One thing that hasn't change is Richard crashing😂😂😂

  • @lajarus8849
    @lajarus8849 Před 3 lety

    This was the golden age of top gear

  • @doctornotprofessor
    @doctornotprofessor Před 3 lety +1

    I died at "gockickle"

  • @andreavibes2077
    @andreavibes2077 Před 3 lety

    This was a foreshadow 😂

  • @CLK944
    @CLK944 Před 4 lety +8

    Moral: Hammond doesn't know how to skate

    • @TheExplodingBacon
      @TheExplodingBacon Před 4 lety +1

      he's the type of person to say "i've seen my son play that Pro Skater" and thinks he's an expert

    • @theKobaltPossum
      @theKobaltPossum Před 4 lety

      He doesn’t know how to do anything except crash

  • @MikhaelAhava
    @MikhaelAhava Před 4 lety +3

    Cool.

  • @kushagraaditya182
    @kushagraaditya182 Před 3 lety +1

    might just be the first time when someone other than hammond crashed..

  • @whaddyamean99
    @whaddyamean99 Před 3 lety +1

    Jeremy Clarkson... Cheap and simple... Yes I see this going well

  • @ZesPak
    @ZesPak Před 4 lety +1

    I'm going to re upload this as "footage of Hammond crashing electric vehicle" while that being a completely correct title.

  • @goinawol9447
    @goinawol9447 Před 3 lety +2

    "Keep it cheap and simp"

  • @lancs_emergencyspotter9661

    It’s called the *gokikle*

  • @zutubanger
    @zutubanger Před 3 lety +2

    the clip started with James and ended with James

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 Před 4 lety

    We all thought James was smart but then we saw this segment

  • @lazthegreat10
    @lazthegreat10 Před 3 lety

    Perfect chaos

  • @mikestion4629
    @mikestion4629 Před 3 lety

    The Midget is swallowed hole by the Void in this episode.

  • @yenchey3270
    @yenchey3270 Před 4 lety

    "It's called the Gokykool..."

  • @haoussazakariaaek3660
    @haoussazakariaaek3660 Před 3 lety

    "Gokicle" LMFAO

  • @TwardySimracing
    @TwardySimracing Před 3 lety +1

    2:01 Top 10 anime battles

  • @ksterlings197
    @ksterlings197 Před 4 lety

    The FPS in this video is how I assume my PC would respond if I ever enabled Ray-tracing on a game

  • @gaptoofgranny
    @gaptoofgranny Před 4 lety +1

    Hammond, you pillock!

  • @darkknight1193
    @darkknight1193 Před 3 lety

    11 years later. Now we have lots of electric kickscooters :D

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 Před 3 lety +2

    1200 pounds and you have to put it together yourself
    Man for half that I could get a decent used car that is already assembled

  • @liquidocelot5976
    @liquidocelot5976 Před 4 lety +1

    Wonder what they were thinking when the made the skateboard controller look like a gun

    • @handlesarefeckinstupid
      @handlesarefeckinstupid Před 3 lety

      It's a standard looking thing for RC cars. Even old scalextric speed controllers look the same. The reason? It fits the hand, like a gun does.

  • @barakbarak4498
    @barakbarak4498 Před 3 lety

    So all the crowd usualy laugh every time

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions Před 4 lety

    the gockikel

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear Před 3 lety

    First ever instance of Hammond crashing an electric vehicle.

  • @ibrochannel3399
    @ibrochannel3399 Před 4 lety

    Richard hammond is the one invented the boosted board

  • @brettsinclair4007
    @brettsinclair4007 Před 3 lety

    It seriously is the "gocycle" - gocickle

  • @TheNavalAviator
    @TheNavalAviator Před 3 lety

    GOCCICKLE OMG LMAO I always thought James was the smart one.

  • @joshcrawley1565
    @joshcrawley1565 Před 4 lety +3

    IKEA bicycle

  • @k.j
    @k.j Před 4 lety +1

    gockickal