r/Maliciouscompliance I Flashed My D*** At My Landlady! 😏🍆
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- čas přidán 23. 07. 2021
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP gets stuck with the landlady from hell. She keeps coming into OP's apartment without any notice and messes with his stuff. She also insults him every chance that she gets, calling him "lazy boy." One time, she brings prospective tenants into OP's apartment while he's asleep, without warning him. OP sleeps in the nude, so he leaps out of bed "at full attention."
👌 r/Maliciouscompliance Mom: "DON'T DISCIPLINE MY CHILD!" Babysitter: "lol ok" • r/Maliciouscompliance ...
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Landlady: Your rent is going up
OP: You wanna see what else is going up? 😏
I love you man
Man she messed with the wrong person
Lol
My debt
She's jealous of it. That's why she kept coming into his apartment.
Can we just recognize that dad for actually being the adult and accepting that things needed to change instead of just punishing the kid for his MC?
I was taken aback by that honestly. I literally said "What the F***???" out loud. I guess after listening to tons of this kinda video with Karens everywhere I'm just not used to that behavior. XD
"You're not allowed to go anywhere unless we give you explicit permission first" is a great way to run out of gas.
Why aren't you back you left to get groceries two hours ago!?
You didn't give me permission to drive home.
@@420mralucard At first I thought that this story would end up like that !
What OP did in the driving story was genius. I'm just glad the dad agreed.
He basically said to his sister u mad bro
As the saying goes, “give someone enough rope to hang themselves”
Right? I was pleasantly surprised that not only did the dad realize what happened, but actually rolled with the punch and admitted it from the get-go.
Kudos to that dad.
I was more shocked and expect a "ha if only that where true they then started yelling at me for not talking my sister to ballet"
But no in fake the father AND the stepmom was understanding and reasonable in seeing they're actions
I was so happy about that ending I was so worried the dad would be awful to him too because so many parents are horrible, but this gave me some hope
Brian's parents didn't seem to realized that getting a driver's license is one of the first steps a teenager takes towards full independence. Glad they learned that their exercise of control cuts both ways.
@Some Guy lucky you lol my work is very far I'd have to leave like 4 hours early to get there on time
I listen to r/slash while I'm out in my garden and never knew that under-watering pepper plants would cause them to be hotter, good to know! Here's a gardening hint in return- coffee grounds are great for tomatoes and sunflowers. Anything that requires a lot of nitrates will love to have the leftover grounds! Or plant lupine! Pretty flowers and they release additional nitrates 😊
I didn't know this
Thank you
My dog ate a chilli and we had to take him to the vet because he was bleeding from his butt
@@BigManBilliam ah jeEZ-
Stressing the plants yeah, let them wilt to the point that the leaves are flimsy, then water them back to full health. Repeat until the peppers are ripe and the results will be hotter. Also, potassium and phosphorus based fertilizers promote fruit growth, as opposed to nitrate-based which encourage leaf growth. So basically if you want hot peppers, skimp on the water, and feed with potassium and phosphorous. If you want a milder pepper, still feed them postassium and phosphorous, but water them liberally. In all cases, you want to make sure the soil is loosely packed to encourage drainage and root growth. Mixing your potting soil on about a 4:1 ratio with vermiculite will result in fast-growing high-producing peppers regardless of your watering strategy.
@@BigManBilliam poor doggo D:
If I had my landlord walking in on me naked _on camera,_ I would be pressing *criminal* charges and a civil suit.
They can’t really sue since it was an illegal apartment
@@CausingChaos. doesn't the illegality fall onto the landlady rather than the tenant though ? I don't know anything about housing laws outside of France (even barely there) but that seems logical to me.
If so that would be yet more charges to pile onto the sexual predator intrusive landlady
the fact yo uare naked doesn't change the action the landlord did tho, it's just trespassing
@@Soken50 hmm, I guess that makes sense
I'm pretty sure it's illegal for a landlord to just enter the rented property without notice in most places. That tenant should've sued her, he had a recording
It was an illegal apartment, so I don't think OP would've had any legal protections, and even if he did, he could've gotten in legal trouble for being in an illegally sub-letted apartment.
@@paullowry3598 I think she would have got in trouble not him.
@@1971mav they both would have.
@@toasterofdoom9629 Nope, unless your specific jurisdiction states otherwise, but Canada, about 40 some states, and the UK all have about roughly the same laws concerning this: If an apartment is illegal and the tenant is aware, the only thing the Tenant is liable for is rent. The tenant would be forced to evict in a reasonable manner subject to safety and concerns.
The landlord? well... that ranges from New York, which is 15k + 1500$ for the illegal listing + fees and other legal costs. Canada? 75k in Ontario (usually fire related safety hazards) and a bunch of other development/permit fees and fines. These can range quite a bit in the UK. Unsure about the rest of the anglo-sphere though.
There's no way a tenant will get in trouble for the illegal activities a landlord decides to commit too, and it would be pretty damn hard to prove that a tenant *knew* the apartment was illegal.
depends on their tenancy agreement, what's said in the contract etc.
Today I learned, the amount of watering affects the spiciness of chili peppers
if i remember correctly, the harsher the conditions they grow up in, the more spicy they get
@@fusssel7178 so that one Burger King commercial for that spicy whopper or something a few years back wasn’t full of shit?!
Sounds like my ✨spicy memories✨
Also works with radishes and ginseng to a lesser extent
Also when you dry them before using them they get hotter even if you watered them a lot.
Mad props to that drivers dad, he was fair and understanding to his kid
No way that's real. I have NEVER heard something like that ever. The truth must have been warped in some way or another.
@@tomdean1876 no, i dont think so, my dad is ALWAYS reasonable, even after he is a bit over the top
@@tomdean1876 the story isnt real but let us have some fun- jeez
-majority of viewers, probally
@@GameyCat If I wanted to hear a bunch of fake ass stories making someone sound cool, I'd go to Twitter.
Fun fact: eating milk and ice cream is for coating the stomach *before* the spice hits. Doing this after has less effect.
Yeah, but when you're passing the spicy part, you can scream, "COME ON, ICE CREAM!"
ay yes EATING milk
@@PortalBreaker And if I had said “drank milk and ice cream,” would have not have commented similarly?
@@LocalMaple "drinking milk and eating ice cream"
@NineDesires you don't chew your milk before swallowing
Ahh parental authority thrown back in their face. Perfect
I love how his father was actually very reasonable when he realized the mistake as often parents double down when they feel their authority is threatened.
@@hungrymusicwolf Agreed. Most parents have very huge egos and still doubles down on being unreasonable and being even more unfair. I am glad his dad was being unreasonable.
with rare understanding of parental mistake and attempts to mitigate the situation
@@hungrymusicwolf the part missing is him seeing the stepdaughter being a mega bitch and his wife acting out without listening to the whole story…
I feel like the very concept of consuming a ghost pepper should count as suicidal. So that way if a restaurant does serve ghost peppers on their menu they should make customers sign a waiver that doubles as a suicide note
I think some places that sell salsa and stuff from the hottest peppers in the world have waivers like that
Ghost peppers aren't insanely hot. Don't get me wrong, they're hot and you'll definatly sweat with a runny nose for 30 mins. Its a good adrenalin rush. It won't send you to the hospital like people seem to think. It's the chili extracts and oils you need to worry about like in the later story.
@@tehking111 I think it depends on the individual as well. Habenaros don't bother me but my friend can't eat Jalapenos
@@tehking111
That is correct, since the extracts are concentrated oil from thousands of chili peppers, only the natural vapor of the concentrate is enough to drown you for several minutes, and if they touch your skin they can cause severe irritations at least.
Even so, I do not recommend anyone to try their luck with very hot chili peppers and less if they are not used to spicy.
@@Niskara I think it comes down to how deep you're jumping in. If the hottest thing you've had is a korma then it'll fuck you up, but only for 30 mins tops. Anyone can train themselves to enjoy it though.
As soon as I heard he had to go number one, I knew what was gonna happen and I said a barely audible "oh no..."
I did too! I knew just where this was going and I felt so bad for the guy.
Same here. I also cringed a little. Then I got over it and continued eating my hibachi bowl while giggling.
Same.
Oh me too, I winced hearing it. Poor guy, hope his...thing is ok now. Poor receptionist too, that must have been quite a scene 😂
Is this Karen saying: "the French don't have a word for omelette"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have had an oeuf of these Karen antics...
I’m glad the driving story had a happy ending.
Oh man he sure got his landlady real good!
Couldn't have said it better!
And then they married
@@zeropsaft And everyone applauded
@@sourisvoleur4854 and they all sacrificed themselves
@@mouthlesshater and satan forced op to be nude forever
As a Hungarian, yes, sometimes we can be bad landlords.
Anyone can be a bad landlord.
pont 2 perccel ezelőtt néztem meg a PS5 controller unboxing videó-dat
aztán itt lepörgettem a commentekhez amint halottam hogy Magyarokról volt szó a videó-ban és boom itt vagy
@@JohnSmith-gd2ws ??
@@luvely1062 What is even the point of typeing "??" if something is obviously was written in a different language and not aimed at you?
(and here as a pro tip: if no one is tagged in the comment it was most likely aimed at the original commenter)
@@JohnSmith-gd2ws actually I thought it was gibberish, not everyone can recognize what language that is.
(here is a pro tip, if I tag you it's pointed towards you.
I guess you could say that OP pulled a reverse UNO card when the landlady tried to give him the shaft
😂😂😂
Lol for real
Me being completely unable to relate to the hot wings stories because I literally have zero spice tolerance oof
fr man, my spice tolerance is so low that sometimes KETCHUP is a bit spicy to me 😭💀
@@nameofthename same. I literally never even add pepper to things it’s just too much. Salt’s nice tho.
"She was an old Hungarian lady"
Me: Welp, you gonna have a real bad time living there
how about a _young_ Hungarian lady?
My mom asked for a “plain taco” at Taco Bell once meaning she wanted a regular crunchy taco not supreme or anything like that so they gave her a shell with just meat 😂 she never asked for a “plain” taco again 😂
The pepper bathroom story reminded me of a Wil Wheaton story. Easily found by searching for "spicy d___ milk."
It is hard for a parent to admit when they are unreasonable so good for the parents for realizing that.
So the Karen was showing an (illegal) appartment while Op’s was showing, talk about bad timing
Brian successfully de-fanged a Karen & a pair of entitled parents, way to go him!
I must say, that the father in the driver's license story deserves a huge shout-out. Yes, he was not exactly reasonable at first, but the fact, that he recognized his fault and did something about it is showing that he is a good father.
A lot of it also sounds like his stepmom. So she may have been the one to initially freak out and he set the rule to pacify her in some way while still setting discipline. And it seemed like he expected it to backfire, while she thought it was a "gotcha"
"Alright, they were very clear that I should not touch my face after picking these peppers. I'm sure I can still hold my junk though."
I busted out laughing when you said "Mr Happy" :'-D
First story: CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
I am on a walk and was waiting for the upload. Thanks r/slash
Edit: Op from the first story must have gotten a real rise out of her anger.
Nice
I'm on my lunch break at work and this came at the right time to de-stress!
Spicy Hot Food Pro Tip: eating ginger along with hot foods eases the burn at the other end of digestion
The last one isn't even malicious, a plain omelet isn't that weird of an order, she could very well be asking for that. She'd basically have walked into that one herself even if she hadn't been rude
The pronunciation of the omleT was great
Was getting ready for work and I usually listen to these while I do but alas the morning shift leaves me bare many times. Perfect timing!
Lol the people renting were like
That coming too 👀
I love this series, oh what will he say at the start- “ where op shows somebody his rock had dong”
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak entertainment.
Good morning everyone!
I hope that everyone is having a good Saturday!
Im not
You have one first then we will see
@@sparkyscz8978, sorry to hear that. I hope you get better.
Not really. Good day to you.
@@TheBluePhoenix008, I hope that you feel better.
I listen to stories that rslash reads before I go to sleep because they're always so amusing just like this one.
What...the parents actually saw the error in their ways after the child complied maliciously?
Impossible!
Ikr, it’s like we enter the twilight zone
'Well, you did it'
We all know where this is going.
'You showed us the error of our ways'
That was an unexpected turn.
"CZcams algorithm go easy on me."
- RSlash
I gotta say rslash, when I'm having a hard day, listening to you really helps calm me down. Thank you
I love listening to r/slash during work. I also fall asleep to the playlists 💜💜👏🏼
FYI an excellent antidote for pepper is sugar, trust me it works.
That 16yo is/was goin places in life. The dad knows it, and it took a while for everyone else to know it. Good job
My own spicy story:
I once helped my uncle make some dynamite for his business. For clarity, the “dynamite” in this story is a green pepper stuffed with cheese and wrapped with lumpia wrapper, and then fried and served either with ketchup and/or mayonnaise.
I was tasked to chop the ends. After finishing like a gallon of it, my hands start to burn. It was awful. I had to cook dinner and broke the glass lid of my pot because my hands were burning. I have to dip them in several glasses of milk. I was crying. Eventually I just slept holding a wet rag. I woke up with stiff and cooled down hands.
I was so happy that op got his parents with the car thing! If I would’ve tried something similar I know it wouldn’t have worked.
Oh my god the ice cream flavor for my ass joke is from the most beautiful early 2000s movie called "Evolution" and you should totally watch it!!!
It's a favorite in my family, couldnt recommend it more!
Love that movie. And thank you for catching that reference. 🙂
Movie ? You mean that head and shoulder shampoo 2 hour ads right
@@dickysatria7268 exactly!!! XD
i literally paused the vid after seeing the comment just to see if anyone had made a comment referencing Evolution. shame he didnt read it in the same tone as from the movie although we'd probably have all died laughing if he had.
I like that title lol
First story's end had me laughing......long and hard.
“the wing was free but the cup of milk after was $20”
lol genius
Brian epically got his parents!! I laughed when his dad knew it as well! Drive free and safe you brilliant lad!
Omg the title & the thumbnail 😂😂😂
THIS IS GOLDEN!
I'm so happy those parents realized they were being unreasonable. Hurray for growth 👍
They way u said omelette angrily in her voice. Great stuff!
The best malicious compliance is when you can give them your best smile and tell them you're doing it "for them".
I’m surprised no one said “nice of you to give that couple such a helpful tip”
Lol if I had hot wings being dubbed not that hot by smug pr*cks I'd literally go "3...2...1..." on my fingers as they scoffed the death wings xD
Great start to my Saturday. Thanks rslash
That can’t be the worlds biggest grin in the 2nd to last story because it’s what I have whenever I’m listening to these
I watched this whole video before I noticed the thumbnail. Dying…🤣
Imagine being mad at getting exactly what you ordered...The nerve of that restaurant.
Once I was at my best friend's house and his mom had made some chili. Some really really spicy chili because his stepdad kept complaining about her chili was never hot enough. I'm not sure what she put in it but good God it was HOT! Well about 40 minutes after we ate his step dad screams out from their bathroom for somebody to bring him a popsicle. And I hollered back why he needed a popsicle in the bathroom and he said it was for his butt. I don't think I'd ever laughed so hard in my life.
I always love your videos, they make my day so much better
"Rock Hard Dong" fucking murdered me 🤣
The way you said omeleTTE 😂🤣
Loving some of the petty revenge in these too.
never thought i would hear a quote from evolution on rSlash haha
If you were a 10 foot bird, in a mall, where would you be?
@@dennismccann8826 I see you are also of culture!
Prickly muffin, it's prickly and it's muffin, and it's mmmmmmmm are you ready for this muffin?
Yay!
She seems like the person to ask for a tip as the customer
I understand that people who work in the food service industry can sometimes be encouraged by their managers to persuade customers to order more or different food items just so they can rake in more cash, but unless that's the case you're better off just taking every customer's orders as-is. It's neither your problem nor your responsibility to ensure each customer gets exactly what they want, and I think that you don't have to go out of your way to act like a salesperson unless you get properly salaried for it, instead of having to rely on the potential generosity of customers to tip you. There's a lot of ungrateful people these days who couldn't care less about paying extra for the service they get, no matter how good quality it is.
The "I'd like some Ice-cream please." quote is from the film Evolution. That film has some great funny quotes!
An ad popped up right between “he was just in the hot field picking peppers when he had to relieve himself” and the next sentence and honest to god I already knew where that was headed
Loved the pepper picking story lol...
I love the random "Evolution" quote 😂
Glad someone recognised it :D
Rslash gets me through these long nights at the factory.
I wonder if that farm started adding an extra warning from then on out.
This is my fav vid, the last story is just engraved in my brain/skull
OP's dad on that driving one ' Okay, you're smarter than we gave you credit for'
Proud parent moment honestly. >
"I raised that boy"
I remember reading once that the feeling cutters get from cutting their arms is exactly the same sensation obtained from eating spicy food. That the body reacts to mild pain by releasing (feel good) chemicals in the brain, and it gives off a slight high to counter the pain.
"If he thought it burned going in, just wait til it comes out"
We call this 'Fire in the Hole!' ';)
Omg in the sink? I can't 😂
I love what he put as the title. MAKE RSLASH BABY CLOTHES AND BINKS
NEED THE STARS AND STRIPS FOR THE FLAG POLE.
Should of said chocolate ice cream it goes with the normal colors down there. 😂
Best way to start my day!
7:10 oh boy, this reminds me on my step brother, long time ago, he sprayed parfume on his Balls, because he was thinking, it will smell better, he was screaming and running to the Bathroom XD
Make a spicy food story super-cut, or explicit series. It'll be great
I THOUGHT a "plain omelette" would be just eggs and cheese lol
Its 1am again. I live in New Zealand. I also have a messed up sleep schedule.
God damn, I wish my dad would admit when he's wrong
OMELETTUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH got me
I work in a breakfast restaurant!! People are so crazy when it comes to their breakfast! But I had this one lady try to order and omelette with no eggs. 😭😭😭
The ice cream comment is a nifty throwback to the movie "Evolution".👍
9:08 "THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!!"
I love being able to play this videos on speaker cuz no one in my family knows english
That last one, I always left a good tip when I went to a pizza place after my college classes, cause it was either make some supper, and be late for class, or eat super late after waiting for an hour after class for city busses, and eat at like, 11:30 PM or something. Pizza was usually better, and I was there often enough that I had gotten the friends and family discount, lmao