r/Maliciouscompliance "I Don't Want Help From A WOMAN!" "Yes sir!"
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- čas přidán 22. 07. 2020
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, we have a piece of garbage misogynist who calls into tech support over some trivial issue. OP is a woman, and the second she answers the phone, this guy starts screaming at her that he doesn't want help from a woman because he needs a man. You don't want help from me? Sure thing, buddy! OP sends the angry caller into on hold purgatory for hours and never resolves his issue. If you like this video and want to see more, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Karen: The kids can buy anything they want.
Kids: Buy anything they want.
Karen: [Shocked pikachu face]
Lol
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game.
:0
Sure
The Karen in the first story was probably expecting the kids to be like: "Yes, id like a cup of air please, diet too"
Or "yes I would like a grape please....just one".
Ikr like $250 for 15 people is not bad AT ALL why she so mad? But at the same time it's Karen what do you expect?
@@enderyeeter9947 do they pay you lol?
@@yourdudebk7200 exactly lol
Diet air is almost twice as expensive as normal air, production costs and all
_"Hell is empty and all the devils are here"_ - Shakespeare
Yes they are. And on earth they are called Karens.
Hi i don't believe in you
Keanu reeves is bettrr
Thanks God
God continues: And the names of the devils are karens (a joke)
All dogs to heaven please
Oh my god it's god
“In this state, any use of physical force against a pregnant woman is classified as aggravated battery or something like that.”
Shouldn’t this be a law in all states???
I feel like there should be circumstances where's it would/should be fine. Extreme cases like she assaults you with a weapon or something like that otherwise. Yes.
@@GemKnightRuby Do you know how simple it is to harm a pregnancy? A fall could be fatal to the fetus. That law is in place for that reason.
@@daniwarlord8535 I'm aware but if a pregnant woman is coming at you with a knife...
Dani Warlord Then I guess pregnant women that try and assault someone should be more concerned for their unborn child, shouldn’t they?
Dani Warlord
Self defense doesn't work with a pregnant lady that assaulted you? Ok lol
Karen: *Literally shoves a pregnant woman*
Police officers: "Your free trial of freedom has expired."
Karen: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
Karen in her mind: Im more important than that pregnant women
Why didn’t she want to press charges against Karen
Karen: fu-
*aressted*
"She's not pregnant, she's just really fat. Arrest her because she's probably eating here without paying. Don't touch me, I'm married to you commissioner and will get you relegated to wanna-be mall cops before I leave."
James King yeah guys arsst her
The first place is clearly Chipotle, and how Karen didn't expect a huge bill for 15 teens is beyond me.
Preteens, actually. And simple, that lady didn't think that whole thing through one bit.
$16 each is perhaps a bit steep, especially if you consider that as an average. But I guess it seems a bit more or less depending on how often you go out and what kind of area you're in.
Also, she was probably planning the whole "refund" thing the entire time. By not being involved in the ordering process, she can accuse the restaurant of gouging her or being otherwise unreasonable with the bill.
As soon as OP said how expensive the guac was, I knew immediately!
@@Zeekfox Just had a Burrito and a drink at Chipotle for lunch. 12 bucks. Add chips and guac to that and it sounds about right.
_"Was she expecting them to order an empty taco shell?"_
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*Perfect Timing*
Text: Suddenly, all male employees were unavailable
rSlash: Suddenly, all *F E M A L E* employees were unavailable
I was going to say this as well. If I hadn't heard this story before I would have been really confused.
I have noticed RSlash will make corrections when there are errors in the text. Except for this time, it wasn't an error he corrected.
Georges Mathieu There actually wasn’t an error in the text at that point, he just read it wrong. I have no issues with that though lol He’s human and I knew what he meant
@@SillyRamen Yes, I know. I was saying in other videos there was a typo that didn't make any sense with what the story was saying. RSlash correct those. I think he tried to do that here and ended up slipping and making an error. Or a Ferdinand slip either way we SillyRaman, we are saying the same thing :) Rslash is human he is allowed to make mistakes. The internet just reserves the right to mock him until the end of time.
I noticed that differently, he said "few female members" rather than the text saying "few male members" .. at 10:57 - 11:01
For those wondering Kate Marcos holds the world record for most expensive pee. It was filled with expensive vitamins and supplements. It was valued at around $2500 USD.
OP's not far off! 😂
nice to know
Why do you know that?
@@gornur8292 i was curious
@@gom2565 Ah, okay.
Karen: *pushes pregnant woman*
Police: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Nice
1st story: interesting how the most vile of Karens have some link with the church. Pushing over a pregnant woman is perhaps the most unchristian thing someone can do.
I hope that church excommunicated her
@@azisles02
I pretty much doubt it
@@Kuromipawz they more than likely would with undeniable proof of her poor behavior and prison record, god doesn't look doen kindly on people like that
@@azisles02
They don't really do that anymore
@@Richard_Nickerson depends on the denomination. Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Catholics still do it. But a Baptist place will just go "please attend a different church" if you're acting like a fool and making them look bad.
I love how the Karen had no idea
why she had to join meetings at 7pm, even though she made people join at 4am. Wonky.
It's like online games going down for maintenance very early morning in the US, 4 am to 10 am PST for a big update usually, but they schedule them so that it falls on the prime gaming times in Europe that take up most of the day 11 am to 6pm GMT).
Karens for the most part lack self-awareness, otherwise they wouldn't be Karens.
I would have made the evening for around 8pm on the west coast so that she had to attend a 4am meeting ;-)
@@neilprice513 Thats why big online gaming companies often have 2 or 3 different regions that are nowhere connected to each other, so they can schedule US region offline during US night, and europe offline during europe night.
@@hubertnnn Doesn't always happen though. Take The Elder Scrolls Online, for example, they do the maintenance on the European and US servers at the same time. As does Star Wars The Old Republic, another example, they take ALL their servers down at the same time to do their maintenance. A lot of online MMO's do this as well, take ALL their region servers down at the exact same time to do be maintained.
If you want service, no matter what that is (restaurant, tech, banking/monetary, etc.) you need to be polite and cooperative. You don't have to be happy with it, but you need to keep yourself in check. If you have a complaint, mention it, but do it in a calm professional type manner. Act like an adult, not a child. Manners matter if you want to be taken as anything but an asshole. Especially if you want your issue addressed.
Cute doggo!!
Acting like an asshole is how you get floor burgers or someone jizzing in your food
Manners? In 2020? You're dreaming.
@@DamiFides I know, unfortunately. But that's still something that people need to learn if they want to get anywhere.
Many, many businesses will give you extra/free stuff if you're nice and cooperative. Sometimes they'll even refer you to other places that they're friends/partners with that will also give you extra stuff.
The Karen in the first story I believe always intended to through a fit. She never intended to pay that bill, but the joke was on her.
It was mentioned she comes in enough for the staff to recognize her, so I can't imagine she planned on not paying. Odds are she just didn't bother doing the math in her head. She may not have even been the one paying, as the receipt could have been so the church would reimburse her later (but she may have gone over budget).
Clearly someone at the church gave her the card and said something like, "go take the girls out for lunch, try to keep it under $150."
What I wanna know is who does the hiring for her church? 😮 I'm an atheist and I would be a better Christian youth group leader than her! 😂
It's not even her money, most likely the church is footing the bill. So she was bullying and assaulting someone on the church's behalf.
@@jakepullman4914 Bullying in gods name, as always, lol!
As an aspiring youth pastor, the first story pissed me off so bad. Way to show the teachings and love of Christ by insulting and assaulting a pregnant woman
“Jesus loves everybody, except for pregnant ladies who charge me for my food!”
There are arseholes, criminals, degenerates and reprobates within every group and community.
Don't beat yourself up about it B Barret.
She probably just uses her religion to treat ppl like crap
I feel the same way every time our God comes up in these stories
@@jamieschechner7954Jesus was just a guy,or one of many guys,as there were many jesus's that existed during that time. And there are no eye witness reports of his "miracles"written down during the time he lived. His story was only written 60 years after he was allegedly born. By a guy who heard stories from people,who heard stories from people.The newtestament was supposed to be part of the old testament, but got sepparated from the rest,as some jews didn't accept it. The first christians were actually just jews who believed the story of jesus,compared to the ones who didn't. And the christians today are actually just jews,who believe in jesus. There is a whole historic research of religious origins on the internet,just gotta bother to look it up.
That story about the meeting was almost exactly what I had, but in the reverse. I had to join a conf call from South Africa at midnight and when I asked the person if they could possibly shift it to a slightly less painful time slot I was reminded that it's an international company. Like that one I had to schedule a follow up so made it nice and early my time, which worked out to 1:30am EST. That person informed me that it was a bad time and asked me to change the slot, I replied with the exact line she gave me "It's an international company and sometimes meetings just don't quite work out for everyone". The weekly meeting changed after that to a more acceptable time.
I have a question for the first story: Why did they let her trought the Employe door? If someone would have done this on my old work place, they would have been escorted out.
The lady didn't even give OP time to speak let alone tell her to leave. You think that lady was just gonna up an leave? I don't think so.
15 kids and a woman just rushed into your store 10 minutes before opening. By the time you got them corralled and escorted out it would be way past opening. Not worth the time investment to kick them out since they were lowmanned as well.
I spent almost 2 decades managing in restaurant and retail locations. Only once did someone absolutely refuse to leave when they came in outside our operating hours; I gave them the opportunity to explain to the local police why they were not trespassing by remaining on our property after being asked to leave by management; if the police agreed with him then and only then would he be treated as a customer rather than a criminal. He declined that opportunity, and decided that whatever he needed from the store wasn't worth the risk of spending the morning in custody. 😉
rslash: "I post videos every single..."
me: EVERY SINGLE WHAT???
Day
year
Minute
@@johndennison2769 second
Hilarious drug test story! I applied for a RECEPTIONIST job--sort mail, answer phones, super brainless, even though they required a bachelors degree--for a heavy equipment company. They sent me a letter saying I was hired contingent on a clean drug test from their 'approved' testing facility, which was 60 miles from my home. It would take the better part of my day. I called to see if there was any facility closer, and the smug Karen told me I had to go through their facility, but I'd be reimbursed for mileage and meals (2). I asked for confirmation and Karen sent an email saying I'd be reimbursed for mileage at $2.50, and meals were up to $45/each, 2 being the max. So I invite my friend on this "pee trip". We zip to the next city, do the test, then go for breakfast, go antiquing and shopping, have lunch, and go home. When I sent copies of the expenses, the lunch receipt was $64, which I circled to show I knew it was over the limit. I heard nothing for a week as to the results of my test (I only take an occasional aspirin, so I was clean), or reimbursement. So I called Karen and was told I spent too much and they weren't going to reimburse me OR hire me! I called the CEO's office and said I wanted to discuss his company's dishonest employment practices before I went to the media and sought legal action. I got put through to him, explained the situation, and he promised he would take care of it. 3 days later, I got a check for $150 and a written apology for the "misunderstanding" from Karen. I bet that really choked her! They hired me, and Karen was gone. I only worked there for 6 months because they were bought out by a multi-national company, but they were very nice. They also found a closer drug testing place. Turns out Karen was getting a kickback from the one that was in the next city!
That guy who doesn't need help from women reminds me of Sokka at the start of Avatar
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun oh god Dio with one punch man
Yeah sokka think he saw men knock them out
Ah, I see you also recently watched Avatar on Netflix
I thought it was saitama but it was you dio... Again on rslash
I don't know if i need to call jotaro, Jonathan or all the joestars
Dang my worst fear is to say something and someone maliciously complies with my request
If you don’t behave like a jerk, you will lower the chances significantly...
U riminded me of what im ganna do to a friend XD
Yeah what that one guy said 👆
Just be a decent human being and no one will.
Unless you're friends with someone and they do it as a joke. Positive malicious compliance 😃
100th like
12:26
I’m surprised rSlash didn’t ask for that recording 😂
I love this great for background sound to go to sleep
Yes so my friend cant hear the muffled screams of karens near the store.
Also a great thing to wake up to
I listen to it as background noise for when I do diamond paintings
To be honest that is a little bit of an insult but same.
I know right
I was in an outpatient clinic for ED’s for several months and twice a week we had to pee in a cup. I can’t imagine it being so expensive to do something so simple
Wait wait wait Karen sees employees only
Karen: Meh I'm OK I'll go in
She probably didn't see the sign and just pushed doors until she found an unlocked one.
“Well I’m AN employee”
I would've told her that we weren't open yet and that was an employee door and told her to go wait by the correct door.
Kinda surprised that didn't happen, and that the employee door was unlocked before opening. That's a HUGE security issue for any place that has a cash register! 😮
Or maybe;
"THIS SIGN CAN'T STOP ME BECAUSE *I* CAN'T _READ._ "
Can we just appreciate that we can enjoy rslash without looking at the screen and listening to the video *or* listening to the video but not looking at the screen?
without looking at the screen and listening to the video, and listening to the video but not looking at the screen are the same thing i swear. that or my brain is messed up and i cant read
did you say the same thing twice
Yes, he did
No one:
Karens: *Peace was never an option*
I love how rSlash videos are in the morning so I can start my day with morning grogginess and anger 😁
Other people in other continents:
Its 9 pm!!!
Get ur ugly face to sleep
Christian Dolor I live in Bermuda so it’s actually 10 am here so get your facts straight before you start humiliating yourself
Aaron Berhane Did you know Bermuda is a British colony so technically I’m British too but I don’t live anywhere beer there
Idea for intro: welcome to r/maliciouscompliance where the price you pay comes from the very words you say
*welcome to rSlash maliciouscompliance.
Me: about to be responsible and put my phone down to go to sleep.
CZcams: I don’t think so
Lol I just woke up perfect upload time
@@myleswoolley23 where I'm visiting, it was uploaded 2 hours ago so 2 o'clock
Imagine a youtube title: *"TOP 10 MOST expensive piss cups"*
No
WatchMojo :D
I'd say Abbacchio's, at least top 5 if not top 10
This is the stuff rslash thinks about in his spare time apparently.
INCLUDING LIVE DRINKING!
Even the queen watches a daily rslash a day
😮
I eat golf clubs
Are you really immortal? If you are what age are you.
Have a good day, Your Majesty.
Yes she does
"no views" "12 comments" "cant see comments" "25 likes" Seems legit
That is why: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAP_theorem
YT use an infrastructure of too many servers to have them fully synchronized at any moment.
Plus aren’t views completed viewings. Plus people can leave multiple comments, and replies count as comments.
@@jide7765 thank you for the knowledge kind sir
I work in a running specialty store where we fit customers for running shoes and the number of times my female coworkers (who are absolutely capable of assisting anyone either just as good as myself or even better!) have had someone ask “Is there a guy who works here? Are you sure you can help me? Is HE the manager?”... I like to have some fun with them like either I’ll pretend I’m incompetent at everything and then they’ll “save” me or I keep pestering the customer “So you think my coworker can’t help you? Why’s that? What’s them being a woman have to do with anything? You think women are less capable than men? I’m so sorry that you never had a mother growing up.” And they effing LOSE it 😂🙌
The last part killed me. 😂😂😂
Melissa Vo It kills them too. And since both of my managers, and the regional manager, and the district manager, and the head of HR are all women, the customer has a long road ahead of them if they wanna try and file a complaint about me calling them out on their bs.
Hello everyone!! Stay safe and have a good day!
Thanks same to you
You too!
*uno reverse card*
U 2
Back at ya
Food for 15 teens. Even without double meat and guac that would have been expensive. WTF lady.
Also she's a church youth leader. She better be fired. And banned.
For the last post, depending on the location of his employer they could of had legal rights to anything developed using company resources on company time. And if they could prove tampering that could be viewed as corporate espionage and the dude could of gone to jail as well as be sued. On top of that if the source code was similar enough in the new factory then the old one could sue for copyright infringements, if the above legal rights are able to be claimed.
Karen's when they push/punch/kick/Etc and then get arrested
Karen: Shocked Pikachu
Me sees Title:
Guy: I don't need help from women
Op: Ok sir (grinning cuz hes ganna make a story on it on reddit)
*Time passes*
Guy: *Shocked pikachu face*
As he speaks with another women
He gets trauma for not liking women
Most of these "Men are evil, men hate women, etc." stories turn out to be bullshit.
@V Flower fight fight fight break fight
On that last story: You know that thing about "Don't screw over the IT guy"...
Depending on the location of his employer they could of had legal rights to anything developed using company resources on company time. And if they could prove tampering that could be viewed as corporate espionage and the dude could of gone to jail as well as be sued. On top of that if the source code was similar enough in the new factory then the old one could sue for copyright infringements, if the above legal rights are able to be claimed.
@@AP-gk6se It says in the story that he developed it in his spare time, on his own devices...
"I don't want to talk to a woman!"
"OK!" *refers customer to transman*
*shocked pikachu face*
Or a man speaking with a stereotypical gay voice. I doubt they'd be happy about that either XD
That Europe-USA call meetings reminded me when I was on a USA-Europe-Australia call meetings. I was one of the Europe guys, the call was 10PM for me , 7AM next day for Australia and 3PM for USA.
At least, it was a call so that was manageable. And not on Friday night xD
Aggravated assault on a pregnant lady, now that's an exemplary Church's Youth Leader.
I lost focus for a while and the first thing i heard was something about OP's expensive cup of pee.
Lmao
Lol i had one where i worked in the electronics department of walmart...there was a guy who came in late night around 10pm or so and was wanting one of our computers, when i asked if he needed assistance he said "I want to talk to one of the guys about the computers." At which point i informed him that there were no guys in the area at the moment as i was the only one on shift. His responce to that was "There's a guy that manages the area right? Get him." Now im not one that is usually easily frustrated with this kind of thing...but that day it just rubbed me wrong, i had been at work all day and had been dealing with similar things through most of it...so i call the ONLY male manager on shift who after i tell him there's a "gentleman" wanting to talk to him in electronics he says he'd head over and be there in maybe 5 minutes as he was on the other side of the store in groceries finishing something that happened over there. Once i have that information i let the customer know, "At least there's a guy coming, girls dont know anythjng about computers, if i needed help with finding a chick flick to show a date then i'd ask you." (Mind you at the time i was about 21 and have heard that any time i've played call of duty, halo, even world of warcraft, that girls arent gamers, that girls dont know electronics, that "girl" means guy in real life...also not a girly girl, cant stand chick flicks so that irritated me to no end) i just walked off and continued organizing the area, once my manager got there he asked the customer "Is something wrong? What is it you need my assistance with?" Now i didnt tell him why the customer wanted to talk to him, just that he did. The customer replied, "Yes, i wanted to speak to a guy about the computers, i'm looking for one that is inexpensive, but able to run Smite...my boy has gotten into it recently. Only other thing it will be used for is his homework, so it doesnt have to be super powerd, just functional for those things." My manager was a deer in the headlights at this point, as about the most he knew about them was working the word program, or maybe makeing a basic powerpoint...so he brought the customer over to me and was about to ask me to help the customer when the guy said disgruntled, "Girls dont know these things, i want to talk to a guy about the computers. You know what i'm looking for so you can help me." I just shrugged and told my manager, "I guess that leaves it for you to sort out, i'd rather not help someone who's being that rude anyway, it's time for me to clock off anyway." As i walked away i heard my manager tell the guy "You just pissed off the person that knows the most about computers in this whole store...usually if she's helping someone she will even stay over to make sure the person's questions are answered before she leaves." The customer realizing that he had shoved his foot and leg down his throat asked if my manager could get me to come back and help him, my manager replied firmly "No."...the next day before i was the only one left in the area the guy comes back to the store and walks up to me, "Would you help me with the computers?" He asks in a rather sheepish manner, i ask him "Are you sure you don't want one of the guys? There are a few here at the moment." After hearing my question he just shakes his head and murmurs that he'd like for me to help him. After asking what he'd be using the computer for i help him figure out which computers match his criteria and which ones of those would last longest for possible new games if his boy was a gamer...he chose one and took it home, he never asked me if he could speak with a guy about electronics after that, guess he learned his lesson.
'Motherhood is awsome, but pregnancy SUCKS!"
Me: *And that's why I'm adopting in the future.*
This might be a weird thing to say, but this video feels like a good a bed time story. Your voice is really soothing and the stories ended with "happy ending".
Oop saw this on my home page before my notification came through lol
Same
Does anyone else sit and wait for the new video every morning before they eat breakfast?
I watch just after lunch...
@@shivangiparekh4980 oh cool! He uploads around 9am my time so I always wait to eat after he posts something
IM DYING!!!
*give me money*
🤦♀️why just why...
Quac is extra story: I thought OP would have asked each of the girls how much of a tip they wanted to add, as part of their order of course. Karen didn't even need that to lose her marbles it seems. Also, church group leader doesn't mean 'good' person, it just means someone that wants to present as 'good.'
Forbes Top 10 Lists: the most expensive pee in a cup in the world
When you get here 45 seconds after the upload and there is no dislikes because nobody finished the video
I mean, that stops no one
I swear, some people have the notifs on just to dislike the video
Well its finished now
The first one is perfect, I bet you at least one girl knew what she was doing
First story: Just another power trippin', racist, body shaming and physically aggressive Karen who will fight a losing battle to the very end. Glad she got her instant Karma at least, which doesn't happen as often as it should.
Second story: That sounds like an awesome exploitable military benefit.
Third story: Sucks to have your relaxing friday evenings ruined when you've forced people to wake up every friday way before usual business hour for your "important meetings", doesn't it, Karen!
Fourth story: If someone judged my knowledge/skills based on who/what I am at my job, I would just deny them any service and report the incident as harassment to my superiors. I have no tolerance for people who puts up a condescending attitude, and I feel bad for women who has to endure those kind of personal insults on a daily basis. And to answer the question from the reply: It's just your run-of-the-mill sexist emotional abuser who sees women as nothing more than slaves to appease men, and his mind is living in the last century - you just can't fix that kind of toxicity in a person, and we probably can't get rid of it either as people are actively taught to be this way in some communities.
Fifth story: I think what OP should've done was to put the program under a copyright claim. That way the program could've only been used if the new factory chief agreed to the terms & conditions set by OP, and he would've had more legal ground to stand on once the agreements were infringed upon. Hopefully he'll do that next time.
Rslash, can you please do a video where you switch OP's and Karen's voices?
So basically swapping souls ok,
Rslash needs a karen and an op freshly caught and sacrifice them so he could switch them ok,tell rslash then
As funny as that might sound, it would be incredibly difficult for his visually impaired viewers who use the difference of voice to understand who is speaking.
@@Kiterpuss i mean if they are paying attention shouldn't they realize what is going on
@@serenamathews8191 That's a very ableist perspective; you can't know what someone else is dealing with or how hard it is for them. Adding to their everyday difficulties for the amusement of a small group is exclusionary at best and discriminatory at worst.
Kiterpuss how is that ableist? It’s not adding difficulties. It’s making a joke. You’re just as bad as the people who say it’s wrong to kill one person to save 10.
Dude got his company to pay him 1948 bucks for a drug test. Has he spent one dollar less he would have spent the exact amount of money kevin spent in home alone 2
My younger sister is a car mechanic. Our dad passed when I was 12 and she was 10, she was a huge daddy's girl and that was thier "thing" they'd do together a lot so I guess she just held on to that and kept it up. She worked on her own car in vocational training in high school, started her first job at a shop at 17 too. She worked at 2 other big shops after that and also got her state inspection license at the age of 21! She really loves it and takes it very seriously and worked hard at those jobs! Unfortunately she did get put down and challenged a ton even by older male co workers. She's 31 now and has an amazing job making over double minimum wage just from working her way up in those jobs! She's treated with great respect at this job and is very independent. Anyone can be good at thier job, woman or man....
Nothing gets me full like a empty taco shell
opio333 - yup
the last time i was this early the world was a good place
2019?
Never?
You born in the 80s or somthing
So the beginning of time?
Mark Kang lol not even then-eve
Wow, rSlash messed up quite a bit in the reading of the phone stories. Saying "female" instead of "male", "threatened" instead of "treated"... you doing alright, rSlash?
the last story wouldn't be illegal if he signed a form that said that anything you created while employed belongs to the company. Large companies like Disney and Target have these contracts you must sign if you would like to be employed.
Karen steals something from a shop
Shopkeeper takes it back
Karen:surprised pikachu face
Karen: Give me back the utem i stole
Cuz finders keepers
I was going to comment something but i remembered that I have to go to Brasil
Wut
No views, 13 likes, and 7 comments that I’m not allowed to see. Yep, just a typical day with CZcams.
That is why: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAP_theorem
YT use an infrastructure of too many servers to have them fully synchronized at any moment.
I look forward to these videos daily. I do miss puppy bloopers though
The Karen of the first story, who was her church's youth leader. In my mind, there is the thoughts of what I want to happen to to her and what I'm figuring most likely happened.
What I would want to happen to her, is her to be removed from being the church's youth leader. Then being removed from anything else related to the church she goes to. Plus being humiliated, because the rest of the church now knows what she did.
BUT... what I'm figuring happened to her, in regards to her church is .... nothing. Chances are everyone at the church already knows what kind of person she is, so no humiliation there.
If her church has a pastor, then anyone else besides me would then guess she is married to him. And if this is the case, I'm guessing she might be using the church's credit card to pay for the Church's Youth Outing.
And for anyone who might be wondering why a church would have a credit card. Whomever runs the church might need it to pay for supplies. Such as for cleaning supplies, or build supplies (if there is repairs to be made), as well anything else.
"Top 10 most expensive cups of pee"
rSlash uhhhhhh you tryna say something? Or is it just.......
Hope yall have an amazing day!
You too mate!
I’m so glad that the police was actually there to arrest that Karen, that was awesome 👏.
12:50 what bothers me is that last guy clearly was targeting women to browbeat, and he was doing it persistently and systematically. Which makes me think that at some point in this guys life this technique worked. I fear for that guy's mother or any sisters he might have or any other woman who are in his life before OP, as they have probably been subjected to long term psychological abuse.
Damn OP's pee was more expensive than gamer girl bathwater
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Yeah, and?
@@wta1518 The sky is not actually "blue", it's a bright blue-cyan mix.
What about bitch lasagna?
Bringing back 2018 because nobody likes 2020.
True
I don't call them "Karens", I call them "Shirleys" because I had a manager at McDonalds(when I worked theremany years ago) who always acted entitled and even once tried to get me in BIG trouble with visiting CEOs(good thing she failed). Her name was Shirley and she was not a very nice person.
Coming in through an emergency exit 15 minutes before the restaurant officially opened and she was rude to them, she was lucky they even served her, the demand for a refund was quite over the top.
Ah yes. No views, 45 likes, 15 comments.
When you can't see the good comments 😭
When u cant find ur wife 😫
@@WhoRUTalkingAbout she's at the mail man's house
If that last factory had a clause in their contract that said "whatever you make in your spare time, during your employment here, belongs to the company", OP would've been screwed. But considering this is a factory and not a programming/internet firm, I doubt such a clause existed.
Exactly. He wasn't hired as a coder. Probably just some shift supervisor that happened to have a lot of knowledge and experience with the particular machinery this factory was using.
4:05 $16 for lunch??? My lunch today costs me less than a dollar... thanks top Raman
90 comments...
I will edit when i think of something funny that gets 2 million likes.
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Well u got two likes, does that count?
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Nope. I was first
@@JSUTrumpet no isaac is first
That’s sad
@@kegtuwa indeed Isaac is first
6:30 I think that the most expensive pee would belong to belle delphine
It’s late at night, it’s raining outside, and rSlash just uploaded. Name a more perfect combo
Lol I must be broke because 16 bucks for lunch is hella expensive to me 😆
Hi, I’m a woman in tech, specifically a programmer still in college. Something we are warned about day 1 is that companies will have as part of their contract that anything you create in your free time is legally theirs, and to read all contracts fully.
If this is not in the contract, legally the code is his and only his.
Very true but this guy might not have been hired as a programmer. He might have been hired as a shift supervisor or some sort of head maintenance tech or something so had nothing in his contract about coding.
For that "pee in a cup" part:
A few years back, i worked in one wood-working firm, that supplied one BIG swedish furniture maker. In the first week of me working there, i was selected 3 times for "random breathaliser test" at the gate by the security guy.
One of my co-workers (leader of our group) told me that in the 7 years period of him working there, he was never selected for it. Which we thought was curious, but we never cared enough to dig too deep into it.
The saddest thing about the story of firing an employee that just so happens to either be a company CORNERSTONE or runs a program that is the cornerstone is that it's not unique anymore. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
Regarding the dude who demanded to speak with a man reminds me of the time I was working as a floor supervisor for xbox. We had a dude who did that, and it was an unwritten rule that if a caller demands a male tech / supervisor that I would be the only one to take it if it was working (I'm female) we had one dude who did this. He was passed off to me, got pissed and hung up and called back again demanding a supervisor. He proceeded to talk with ONLY me for the next 2.5 hours across 6 different sub departments and 2 different contracts (I did support for the surface pro contract at the time as well and he had the audacity to call them as well and demand a male supervisor) LOL those were my favorite calls, he never called back again.
Last story, it would be perfectly legal to sue OP over the program not working. But it would be tossed out promptly as OP had nothing to do with the lack of maintenance of the program.
OP: "I worked for a global company that had offices all over the globe."
Me: "You don't say!"🤦♂️
The amount of times I've gotten "hun let me just talk to that man over there" makes my blood boil
I could see Karen pushing the pregnant woman and getting arrested from a mile away.
I worked as a random selector for a lot of the trucking companies nation wide. I hated it when companies would have me pull people on Friday afternoon. Often the people would already be worn out from a week of long hauls and then have me call and tell them to drive another hour away. I always felt so bad!
Never thought I’d hear the day that Rslash would be talking about the most expensive cup of piss ever.
For the final story i think the guy asumed they already owned the program or the rights to it (or some contract clause) made it thier property already in which if OP did somthing to tamper with it then it would be sue able i think.
In the last story... Here in the US, you can sue anyone for anything. Doing so, it even threatening it, isn't illegal (generally). But that doesn't mean you'll win. And since court costs and legal fees are generally owed by the losing party...
That last story, it's not illegal to threaten to sue the employee for tampering with the program. The employee may have written the program, but most companies like that have policies in place that anything you make for the company to help with your job or their product is the property of the company. I had to sign one such policy for the company i worked for a few years ago. I created a tool to help me with inspections of a certain part. My supervisor saw me using it, took it, and had someone from another department make copies so all of the inspectors could have one because it was so useful. I didn't have a choice.
"...because I put out new Reddit videos every single-" Every single what, RSlash?? Every single what?? The suspense is killing me!!!
Thank you for your videos. I love listening to them as I crochet and chill out.
Dear Rslash, I have an EG story
So the Karen is actually my grandma and she a tendency to scream at waiters, and one time she literally made a scene by screaming at a waiter because he was 20 mins late and me and my sister where just sinking on our chairs, so long story short we where kicked out 😩😩