@@saskk2290 Right and it made the joke so much better. Thanks for stating the obvious. I was praising him for paying attention to detail and making the joke better.
I mean his wife is black so he sees both sides of the fence. 💁🏾♂️You can't be making crass jokes without any first hand insight into the subject matter
@@serif392 pretty positive informal can only be used when describing clothing... It's just incorrect.. but I could be wrong.. the English language is retrded
@@gargoyliangaming6556 He may not be like he used to as far as his sets but he’s still damn funny. He’s also way past the point of doing what he has to do (career wise) and can now do only what he wants to do. You know you’re at the top of your field when you can dictate terms from start to finish.
No you don’t have to register your Glock. If you want to carry concealed then you would have to apply for a CCP (concealed carry permit). However you do have to check your state’s law’s. At this point in time there is no gun “registry” thank god!
I didn’t think there were any. I would think a lawsuit would be brought immediately upon passage of any bill that required any kind of registration. Also I thought the yellow sheets were the only way to track the (legal) Sale of a firearm?
@@TastyLiberalTears My state recently pass a mag capacity ban. So we’re down to ten. ☹️ I think our government would love to go the way of California! I didn’t really appreciate what the gun owners in Cali were dealing with until that bill was passed. I know a lawsuit was filed but who knows if or when it’s going to change anything.
He set this up to be so friggin funny! When he starts scratching and then uses the microphone stand to scratch his back, while giving the "register your weapon" speech, it's comic GENIUS! I love Bill, he's a bridge between the races, despite his caveman approach.
I have always wondered why AA don't register their guns. But it is less these days. It's been ages I heard a rapper been burst for it. It's like 30years now.
Gun registration is a constitutional violation! “Where Rights secured by the Constitution are involved, there shall be no rule making or legislation which would abrogate them.” Miranda v Arizona
@@nottheone3408 The only reason to register a firearm is so the government knows what you have. It’s none of their damn business. Our government officials are supposed to the representatives OF the people. Not the RULERS of the people…. That has been forgotten over the decades.
Fact that youngen ace recorded on a phone 📱 his first sound cloud ☁️ songs and same time being busted for stolen firearms 😂😂💯💯 but hommie music bangs tho #pain
@@mathenodaweirdo5639 most states you do not have to register anything, some states require you to register handguns, very few states require you to register all firearms.
Damn! He nailed that ashy arm joke. Chalkboard looking, for real. And the itchy, drugged up white guy schooling a rapper about gun registration, hilarious. 🤣
Bill Burr is one of the funniest people to ever fo stand up. He has a way of joking about uncomfortable subjects even in today's ridiculously touchy environment that is so hilarious but not offensive to anyone 🤣
Love how he starts itching himself when he’s pretending to be the white friend. Attention to detail.
That was gold.
💀💀💀💀
Exactly
That's what a professional comedian does..
@@saskk2290 Right and it made the joke so much better. Thanks for stating the obvious. I was praising him for paying attention to detail and making the joke better.
This is genius... Two fuckin joke punchline in one... Fuckin genius
Wait, is it genius?
@@rorschacht8478 wait are you a genius?
@@rorschacht8478 obviously you are not
*cough* jack Whitehall *cough*
@@Christ-dq2rx Oh noes, I've offended the millennial crybaby.
this is how you make jokes about other races, this is tasteful and hilarious
They can make it however they want to. Doesn’t mean that the joke will land.
@@dookie7299 This one definitely landed
on the money,
on point,
and no blood on the floor.
compassionate honesty. 👍🏽
@@Greg3468
thank you. 👍🏽
Facts I agree...the white Dave Chappelle
God this guy is hysterical. He can talk about any sensitive subject including race and somehow ALWAYS makes it funny for all sides involved.
Except those who are looking to get offended hhahaha
@@voyagereternal11 So true man, so true.
@@voyagereternal11 Very true...some people go out of their way to get offended when there's absolutely no reason to be offended.
I mean his wife is black so he sees both sides of the fence. 💁🏾♂️You can't be making crass jokes without any first hand insight into the subject matter
@@vaguestvestige all pussy is pink, that's a colour joke, pink
It’s the way he continues itching his ashy white back while he’s saying “get it outta there.”
@Walter B Whats the difference?
@@jsav6058 In Sweden we have the same word for the two. Simple
@@kayalogue You swedes are clever people then. I dont see a difference between itching and scratching.
@@jsav6058 Right!? :D
Hehe, why should you? 🤷🏼
@@kayalogue Exactly, im glad you agree :)
Scratching while asking "is the gun registered" is classic!! Pulled the whole joke together 🤣💯
He scratched his ass. It means he's gay.
I never realized how the white friend was itching himself lol
@Fiendish Memory relax
It's called colloquialism language. It's informal.
@@serif392 pretty positive informal can only be used when describing clothing... It's just incorrect.. but I could be wrong.. the English language is retrded
@Fiendish Memory thank u ik I’m not the only one that cringes when people say they itched instead of scratched or “scratched their itch”
@Fiendish Memory oh fuck u if ur a grammar nazi I just have a pet peeve of when people use the word itch wrong
Him and dave chappelle!
Just Him. Real Chappelle is Gone.
@@gargoyliangaming6556 where'd he go?
Yep bill burr is the man ,he and Dave got the game on lock
@@gargoyliangaming6556 He may not be like he used to as far as his sets but he’s still damn funny. He’s also way past the point of doing what he has to do (career wise) and can now do only what he wants to do. You know you’re at the top of your field when you can dictate terms from start to finish.
@@DanielHeeris they Say he cloned. And Truthfully doesn't look like same guy who played in movie Half baked. Seem like diff person.
Dude his physical humor of scratching as he delivers hilarious comedy, genius!
Bill burr is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians.
The ashy elbow and the scratching "is that thing registered? Get it out of there" lollllllllllll. This cat is hilarious 😂 😃 😄
Race jokes can be too easy and predictable and honestly lazy except when Chappelle or Burr has the mic
Snowflakes can be predicted by a meteorologist.
Love race jokes. Doesn't matter the comedian. Doesn't matter what race is being joked about either.
@@ejc6394 Race and ethnicity jokes are the funniest, you can put so much attention to detail.
Jokes about minorities are somehow automatically funnier
True
My weapon isn't registered 🤣🤣well played
Nice
"Nigga don't do that, that's 5 to 10"
Word the homies put you on game and keep you from being ashy and gay all at the same time 😂🤣
Certified paralegal
I see what you did there Mate😄
Bill is hilarious. I love his style of comedy so much.
Continues joke while bear scratching the mic stand. Well done
Dude!!!! The itchy punchline mixed in with the registered glock!!!
Us Texans: register what?!
A registry is unconstitutional
Like did you wanna make an album over the phone or something? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
🤣
This comedy.... real... no holds barred ... nothing about feelings or race... just honesty and realness!
There is no registration. Burr should know that.
In some states, yes, there is.
Just so everyone knows, there isn't a gun registry. Some cities or states may have requirements, but gun registry is just a thing in the movies
It's also a thing in several states.
I can’t get enough of this guy’s humor. One of a kind.
LoL Register Your Weapons Summit
Hold on a sec, I have to register my Glock? Screw them
Only certain states.
No you don’t have to register your Glock. If you want to carry concealed then you would have to apply for a CCP (concealed carry permit). However you do have to check your state’s law’s. At this point in time there is no gun “registry” thank god!
@@TaraConti it's called CCW in Florida. Carry Concealed Weapon. Can mean anything from gun, knife over 3.5 inches, and or pepper spray.
@@TaraConti in some states, yes you do have to register them.
@@chrisrath6042 So you can’t have a knife or pepper spray unless you have a ccw? Do they permit separately or if you get one you have to get them all?
Only in a state where they require you to register your firearms.
Music industry is in California and CA gun laws are the most idiotically regressive.
@@AdiAbhisPapa come on man we all know that bad guys follow gun laws
I didn’t think there were any. I would think a lawsuit would be brought immediately upon passage of any bill that required any kind of registration.
Also I thought the yellow sheets were the only way to track the (legal) Sale of a firearm?
@@TaraConti not when you live in the communist totalitarianistic State of California.
@@TastyLiberalTears My state recently pass a mag capacity ban. So we’re down to ten. ☹️ I think our government would love to go the way of California!
I didn’t really appreciate what the gun owners in Cali were dealing with until that bill was passed. I know a lawsuit was filed but who knows if or when it’s going to change anything.
The white friends scratching while talking to his black buddy because we missed the lotion seminar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this dude is on point every lil detail
The scratching his skin is just icing on the cake
He always starts slow and sounds lame in the beginning but gets better and better with every letter Lol! What a legend!
This man is the best at using racial stereotypes without crossing the line
It’s just one big life and that blows my mind
I loved when he itched himself all over, he was itching real good. the best itching I've ever seen
It's only required to be registered in some states
You don't actually have to register guns in the US, most of the laws are just for where you can carry them.
Yes, you can also buy a car without a license just make sure you don't drive it anywhere...
@@ianland8474 you can keep them and use them on private property, just not for self-defense in public places.
He set this up to be so friggin funny! When he starts scratching and then uses the microphone stand to scratch his back, while giving the "register your weapon" speech, it's comic GENIUS! I love Bill, he's a bridge between the races, despite his caveman approach.
Pure genius. Scratching himself during the white guy lines. 'Register your weapons summit'. Class
It’s highly on unconstitutional because there is no national fire on registry
No. But several states do require it. Maybe he lives in a state that does.
My man Bill 🤣🤣
"Register your weapon summit" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*Bill Burr does THE BEST impression of white people ever.*
Elbows and in between the fingers👍🏾👏🏾
Lol!! All my friends know I will annoint them with lotion if I see ash!!
Bill burr is a fucking genius man 😂 😂😂
Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle, "Best in the Business."
Considering the Jim Crow law was followed by the gun control act of 68 I don’t blame them.
I have always wondered why AA don't register their guns. But it is less these days. It's been ages I heard a rapper been burst for it. It's like 30years now.
Thank God I'm not in one of those states.
State of Denial?
I love the joke and the performance. They way he scratched his back 😂
I didn’t even catch the scratching until the last line. I’m dead. 💀
Not the "Lotion Seminar"! Ashy elbows are a no-no.
This is just facts lmao 😂
Bill is fckn amazing 🤣🤣 when said "look at yo ashy fckn elbows" it was so on point.
One of the many reasons why Bill one of my favorites. 👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Gun registration is a constitutional violation!
“Where Rights secured by the Constitution are involved, there shall be no rule making or legislation which would abrogate them.”
Miranda v Arizona
That’s not what that means registering your weapons doesn’t prevent you from having one.
Memorizing the law and knowing the law is 2 different things
Any gun law is an infringement
@@nottheone3408 The only reason to register a firearm is so the government knows what you have. It’s none of their damn business. Our government officials are supposed to the representatives OF the people. Not the RULERS of the people…. That has been forgotten over the decades.
@@nottheone3408 it does when you're not allowed to have one unless it's registered.
You don't know what you're talking about!
Fact that youngen ace recorded on a phone 📱 his first sound cloud ☁️ songs and same time being busted for stolen firearms 😂😂💯💯 but hommie music bangs tho #pain
He is one of the funniest people in all of human existence 🤣
I love this guy he is great comedian, he reminds me of George Carlin, quick funny and honest
Registering a gun? Lol, must live in a blue state.
Here, here. Came to say that
You don’t need to register your weapons lmfao
depends what state you're in but he's probably referring to a ccw
Is he referring to registration or concealed carry licensure?
Yes you do tf?
How do you think the govt knows you obtain a weapon?? You register it lol
@@mathenodaweirdo5639 most states you do not have to register anything, some states require you to register handguns, very few states require you to register all firearms.
He just dares both sides and is really cool. One of the best comedian😎
Oh my God he's f#$king hilarious!!!!!!
Fuck living in a state where I need to tell the government what guns I do or do not own.
Who the fuck registered their gun it's not required actually illegal per founding fathers
Then do something about it
@@davidray2682 no shit I don't register what else should I do
@@LoraxOfLiberty i dunno kill a cop or something 🤪
@@davidray2682 I do I have enough weapons around to arm your whole sub division 😂 called checks and balances
"..M'fukn elbow!" 😂
Bill Burr, the master of making fun about absolutely everybody! And i love it! 🤣😂👍
Registration ALWAYS Leads To Confiscation. That's just one of the reasons I live in Texas.
Man, he got itchy towards the end of that joke. Full on bear mode on the mic stand, too!
I love this 🤣😍🤣😍🤣😍😍💖😍
He's Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
dude's a friggin' genius.
You punched baby. The way you negotiate the truth blows me👌😁
Loved This guy!… Smart with amazing delivery 👍🏽🙂
Anyone else love bill voice. Not on some kinky weird shit but his voice is entertaining. Idk how to explain it but y’all get me
THE BACK SCRATCHING LOL
Constitutional carry should be mandatory
Lmfao the crackhead scratching...
That’s dope “album over the phone” fyah!!
Yo he ain't fucking lying LMFAO
Hahaha..".register your weapon summit"..this dudes rant gets me home after werk with a smile on my face..
Funny he starts scratching his back😂 while telling the joke
if he had just one white friend ! lmao! GENIUS!!
bill burr is brilliant man
Do you wanna make an album over the phone, I fucking died!!!🤣🤣🤣
😂😭I have heard a few albums of them rapping through the phone lmao
Kind of mash up in comedy. Bill ❤️
Damn! He nailed that ashy arm joke. Chalkboard looking, for real. And the itchy, drugged up white guy schooling a rapper about gun registration, hilarious. 🤣
Starts scratching to show nervousness lmao!
No its even better! Its a call back to the white people not using lotion thing 😂
^this
It’s so funny how he makes reality too really sound like a joke!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hope every kid hears this...
So many don't know...
F'in great. Smarter than most people.
Bill Bur is a fucking savage
I fucking laughed till I couldn't breathe with this shit. Omg
Love the ashy white friend🤣🤣
Bill Burr is one of the funniest people to ever fo stand up. He has a way of joking about uncomfortable subjects even in today's ridiculously touchy environment that is so hilarious but not offensive to anyone 🤣
That is a well written and delivered joke. Call back to itch.
The scratching killed me. Oh my god. 😆
Shower then coconut oil. We ain't all itchy & crackly but the scratching is hilarious
This is a god-tier joke. Damn I love stand-up.
One of the greats. Pure genius
I’m black- and this is F’ing hilarious 😂😂😂😂
As a black man I would pay to see Burr n Ron White perform...insane..but true
This joke is so well done.