Bill Burr • i hate the white guy and black guy Jokes #shorts #standupcomedy #giveityourbestshort

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  • @misschanandlerbong94
    @misschanandlerbong94 Před rokem +3793

    “At the end of the day it’s a woman”
    Eminem wrote so many songs saying just that.

    • @misschanandlerbong94
      @misschanandlerbong94 Před rokem +25

      @That rat Charles yeah Off the top of my head I can only think of a couple but I’m sure there were quite more. “Kill You” was addressing women but I can’t think of another one that the whole song is talking about it

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza Před rokem +91

      A fun fact that a lot of people don't know is that Eminem is actually a woman. The more you know.

    • @misschanandlerbong94
      @misschanandlerbong94 Před rokem +20

      @@blushingfrieza That makes so much sense

    • @benhagood9591
      @benhagood9591 Před rokem +10

      @@misschanandlerbong94 superman

    • @RealPronotfound
      @RealPronotfound Před rokem

      Can you name them?

  • @themiamimutilator
    @themiamimutilator Před rokem +4971

    "white people be like"
    **incomprehensible screeches**
    "black people be like"
    **muffled funkytown accompanied by 144p demoman tf2 spinning**

    • @j6ke432
      @j6ke432 Před rokem +133

      needed translation. thank you.

    • @panama2468
      @panama2468 Před rokem +46

      Incomprehensible neurotic hysterical paranoid screeches. Ftfy

    • @caelanholder3765
      @caelanholder3765 Před rokem +5

      Thank you for the translation

    • @Viktor--Reznov
      @Viktor--Reznov Před rokem +14

      Wait I doubt 600 people knows about demoman tf2

    • @nininnininin2686
      @nininnininin2686 Před rokem +23

      @@Viktor--Reznov hell yeah we do

  • @ziquilaleo67
    @ziquilaleo67 Před rokem +785

    "It's a WOMAN." 💀

  • @kevinreid6223
    @kevinreid6223 Před rokem +340

    It's a woman 🤣🤣 🤣 he set that up perfectly.

  • @Justin-uc2cz
    @Justin-uc2cz Před rokem +1335

    "I hate comparison jokes." -Still uses the joke successfully.

    • @tonydai782
      @tonydai782 Před rokem +43

      He specifically said that it’s because they’re easy to make.
      It was the setup to the actual punchline though, so it’s an exception.

    • @rogercolon619
      @rogercolon619 Před rokem +10

      @@tonydai782 he made the joke, the Butt of the joke 🤣

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS Před rokem +5

      @@rogercolon619 yeah, he didn't do the actual joke, he made fun of it

    • @Sixfigas
      @Sixfigas Před rokem +4

      That’s the genius of it, make fun of a style while using it.

    • @lejay7511
      @lejay7511 Před rokem

      Actually, he was making fun of the comedians that do those jokes, which are synonomously black. The reason it's funny is because he's from Boston.
      😑 You want equality, you got it.
      Jk.

  • @Thespokenone
    @Thespokenone Před rokem +131

    I love how Bill tells his jokes/rants, it's like his mouth just shoots it out and then he reacts to it after and laughs, as if he's in the audience too. 😂

  • @claydice1315
    @claydice1315 Před 7 měsíci +19

    I love bill. Number 1 reason I love him is he’s not a “stick up the ass” comic. He laughs at his jokes and laughs with the crowd and just has a great time. Love it.

  • @Fabulos1
    @Fabulos1 Před 7 měsíci +23

    Bill is that friend that would get you in trouble.😂

  • @Aspectus
    @Aspectus Před rokem +84

    Bill Burr is like a self aware Archie Bunker in his youth

    • @cosimskrwd6991
      @cosimskrwd6991 Před rokem +3

      Wooowwwwww profound.. underrated comment...!!!

  • @Tango_Hendrix
    @Tango_Hendrix Před rokem +80

    Lol "Can this chair hold me?" 🤣😂

  • @nonombre7159
    @nonombre7159 Před rokem +1518

    The only people i ever hear that actually have that stereotypical "white guy" voice are Ben Shapiro and black male fighter pilots.

    • @deca0
      @deca0 Před rokem +21

      💀💀

    • @lamadesurvivor5216
      @lamadesurvivor5216 Před rokem +16

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kennylunacy
      @kennylunacy Před rokem +63

      People say that about me when they hear my voice. My girlfriend is Puerto Rican but looks White and I am Black but sound White. You'd be so confused seeing and hear is talk.

    • @bayerischemotorenwerke5252
      @bayerischemotorenwerke5252 Před rokem

      Shapiro isn't white

    • @medi0cregameplay193
      @medi0cregameplay193 Před rokem +34

      @@kennylunacy "holy smokes dude. Shoutout to my barber dawg"

  • @natsarimthings3147
    @natsarimthings3147 Před rokem +63

    A woman is a woman, regardless of her skin color. The only difference is culture. We got the same shenanigans.

    • @schawdaya
      @schawdaya Před 5 měsíci +1

      exactly. We're all people, culture might separate us but it's our differences that make us better able to bring more to the table.

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector Před 5 měsíci

      The joke was that instead of stereotyping her behaviour as a black person, he spent all that time setting up that he's equalitarian and progressive only to stereotype her as a woman. That was a punchline, not a philosophy.

  • @puppetguy64
    @puppetguy64 Před 8 měsíci +25

    Im white, in high school I dated a Mexican girl, you know black hair, brown lipstick… my stepmother (who I found out later was very racist) had alot to say about it, usually at dinner. My father, whom I respected but never so much as I did at this moment said “you know Jan, all cats are gray in the dark.”
    Priceless wisdom.

    • @pmarcusb
      @pmarcusb Před 4 měsíci +1

      Father's know, at the end of the day, it's all pink. Lol

  • @sublime4984
    @sublime4984 Před rokem +131

    "it's a woman" that's when I lost it😂

    • @genuinelyjag
      @genuinelyjag Před rokem +10

      Yes, it was the punchline

    • @SD-ym1rt
      @SD-ym1rt Před rokem +1

      @@genuinelyjag I can also confirm this was the punchline. Sublime you got it man.

    • @okas425
      @okas425 Před rokem +2

      @@genuinelyjag man I’m stupid can someone explain the joke

    • @sublime4984
      @sublime4984 Před rokem

      @@okas425 you see the joke came before the punchline

  • @LiMCRiMZ
    @LiMCRiMZ Před rokem +32

    He roasted that whole ass special with this joke and I love it.

    • @Q-T3K
      @Q-T3K Před rokem

      What’s the special called?

    • @FeiFongWang
      @FeiFongWang Před rokem

      He roasted Dave Chappelle too

    • @OslerWannabe
      @OslerWannabe Před 5 měsíci

      I need help parsing your sentence; its meaning is obscure.
      Was it an "ass special" that he roasted?
      Or was it a special about "whole asses", e.g. asses in their entirety?
      I know that "ass" has become the universal modifier as an adjective or adverb, but what are the conventions regarding its function as a noun, beyond the obvious -- bee-hind, butt, patootie and the like?
      What other parts of speech can it assume?
      And what do you plan to do when (IF) you graduate from high school and have to abandon swamp English if you plan on eating?

  • @brownh2orat211
    @brownh2orat211 Před rokem +24

    I'm white, been married to a Mexican woman for 30 years before her I dated/lived with White, Asian, Polynesian and Black women. I spent many years all over Asia, Africa and the Middle East and Bill's dead right, their all the same at the end of the day.

  • @malachiolmstead
    @malachiolmstead Před rokem +212

    Bill is still alive ignore half of these comments saying RIP they are all trolls or idiots

    • @ransom6892
      @ransom6892 Před rokem +19

      You’re the one trolling. You have written other comments on here saying that Elvis and 2Pac faked their deaths and are still alive so we know how much credibility you have

    • @malachiolmstead
      @malachiolmstead Před rokem

      @@ransom6892 bruh wtf are you on. You need to stfu on this video that only has 21 replies (now 22 cause of me) I've only commented twice (now 3 times) once telling people to ignore these comments and the other time asking wtf someone is talking about because they claimed bill is dead also i don't see a single comment talking about elvis or 2pac you troll

    • @spidey9504
      @spidey9504 Před rokem +13

      @@ransom6892 man you need to stop talking i see you everywhere all on CZcams

    • @xX69ilikemen69Xx
      @xX69ilikemen69Xx Před rokem +4

      @@ransom6892 yeah go outside

    • @ransom6892
      @ransom6892 Před rokem +5

      @@spidey9504 If that was true, then you could actually name another video where you’ve seen me comment. You can’t do that for a reason.

  • @blackknight9558
    @blackknight9558 Před rokem +33

    "There's really no difference, you know. Because at the end of the day ... it's a woman."

  • @teddymonadnock9724
    @teddymonadnock9724 Před rokem +49

    I’ve dated women of all races and I concur. There’s really no racial differences. They’re all women and each one has her own personal identity.

    • @pablojose4890
      @pablojose4890 Před 8 měsíci +3

      ...personal identity and insanity. - there I fixed it for you

    • @JennyJeong425
      @JennyJeong425 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Thank you for being one of the few to act like an adult and not make a sweeping, misogynistic comment.

    • @JennyJeong425
      @JennyJeong425 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@pablojose4890As if you could get a woman to talk to you without paying her first....

  • @richardrekedob962
    @richardrekedob962 Před rokem +25

    Facts !!!
    I’m white and my wife is LATINA and Black and she is great but still a WOMAN !!!
    Married 13 years !!!

  • @ninadriscoll4988
    @ninadriscoll4988 Před rokem +10

    FINALLY...A man with some knowledge about WOMEN!!! 👏👏👏

  • @kalikeliihoomalu1661
    @kalikeliihoomalu1661 Před rokem +69

    Took me a second before I realized it looped

  • @accavanos
    @accavanos Před 2 měsíci

    Thats how you tell a joke. Killed it

  • @bear693
    @bear693 Před rokem +70

    Chapelle does it best "Johnson"

    • @Sillysoft
      @Sillysoft Před rokem +2

      Chip, don't race him chip!

    • @elnegroik
      @elnegroik Před 9 měsíci

      @@Sillysoftwe’re not gonna take it!!😭

  • @Johnnystiletto-ri8ht
    @Johnnystiletto-ri8ht Před 7 měsíci +2

    When a reporter(a woman) said you don't know your wife at all... the chief said:why would i do that??? That would spoil everything... true story...

  • @DaisyLee1963
    @DaisyLee1963 Před 8 měsíci

    Bill's laugh in this clip is AWESOME
    A little wicked, a little amused, very infectious

  • @emosongsandreadalongs
    @emosongsandreadalongs Před rokem +58

    "I hate those jokes"
    *Proceeds to tell one of those jokes
    *Laughs at his own joke

    • @og-ru6oc
      @og-ru6oc Před rokem +4

      Nah, listen again

    • @DSB831
      @DSB831 Před rokem +10

      He’s making fun of how hacky those jokes are, and the ridiculousness of it makes him laugh.

    • @YeviCoulson
      @YeviCoulson Před rokem

      The actual joke seemed to be "WOMEN"

    • @analoguedragon7438
      @analoguedragon7438 Před 7 měsíci

      Burr needs to lay off the white/black routine. It's gone stale a long time ago.

  • @jamesconner1639
    @jamesconner1639 Před rokem +2

    Bills ALWAYS Right! 🤣

  • @desmondlouis5762
    @desmondlouis5762 Před rokem +5

    Kept trying not to laugh as a black guy. I just love this guy 😂😂😂

  • @chrisclermont456
    @chrisclermont456 Před 7 měsíci

    This us one of the funniest bits!! The whole thing is hysterical!! 😂😂

  • @thecolordown2929
    @thecolordown2929 Před rokem +5

    Omfg this is the best joke I’ve heard lmaoooo

  • @namrepusprime6793
    @namrepusprime6793 Před 4 měsíci

    Patrice would be smiling ear to ear right now.

  • @ecopsych101
    @ecopsych101 Před rokem +1

    Bill B married for career advancement

  • @MarloC137
    @MarloC137 Před 4 měsíci

    Best impression of Dave Chapelle ever

  • @chrispaschal7955
    @chrispaschal7955 Před rokem +1

    Bill does a great white guy impression, "I gotta do my taxes..."

  • @jacobdehaan4114
    @jacobdehaan4114 Před 7 měsíci

    Just found this song today. One of the best rap songs I've ever heard!

  • @kenarbor5619
    @kenarbor5619 Před 7 měsíci

    He is the best in a long time. So funny!!!

  • @samlatifi3254
    @samlatifi3254 Před rokem

    For me Bill Burr is the GOAT.

  • @nicolevahai5982
    @nicolevahai5982 Před 6 měsíci +1

    That’s what we call our personal “ lense”

  • @tedinstead9642
    @tedinstead9642 Před rokem +2

    Bill and Louis CK are only two white guys that can actually go there successfully, great comedians

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt Před rokem

      Are you saying that because Louis CK's grandmother is Black?

    • @tedinstead9642
      @tedinstead9642 Před rokem

      @@TruckTaxiMoveIt no, really, is that true?
      I'm saying it because I heard a black comedian, don't remember who exactly, said that Louis is the only one who is allowed to say n word

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage Před 6 měsíci

      Still not sure why I'm not allowed to use that word...

  • @Cimlite
    @Cimlite Před rokem +6

    My guy just ended racism... and fueled feminism to a whole other level. 🤣

  • @olivermclean7605
    @olivermclean7605 Před rokem +19

    This going to be great 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cassandra8095
    @cassandra8095 Před 4 měsíci

    Bill Burr is the funniest man ever

  • @aglaesaitschenko2349
    @aglaesaitschenko2349 Před rokem

    Bill Burr is hilarious! "Getting whiter by the fucking second!" lmao!

  • @derekd5490
    @derekd5490 Před 6 měsíci

    “can this chair hold me?” 😂😂

  • @yardieforlife5189
    @yardieforlife5189 Před rokem +16

    I knew there was a catch, "it's a woman"!

  • @string_fellow_hawk
    @string_fellow_hawk Před 5 měsíci

    Billhas been great for so long .
    It is safe to say he gets Paul Mooney level respect . Paul has been with us a long time and still just as funny.
    Keep going Mr. Burr 👏 👏 👏

  • @dmzabo3914
    @dmzabo3914 Před rokem +5

    Hands down Billy Burr has the best laugh in comedy

  • @Joekickass-qw4il
    @Joekickass-qw4il Před 8 měsíci +2

    He just gets it.. anyone who's anyone needs to listen to this bald genius (I'm bald too,by the way)

  • @joshuarubin6641
    @joshuarubin6641 Před rokem +11

    " my wifes black, I hate saying that "
    Brings it up every single show

    • @Dremooa
      @Dremooa Před rokem +3

      No. No he doesn't, it was not even known through allot of his career publicly. He even made some jokes on that

    • @joshuarubin6641
      @joshuarubin6641 Před rokem +3

      @@Dremooa Lol I love the irony in your statement.

    • @Dremooa
      @Dremooa Před rokem +1

      @@joshuarubin6641 yw, I like to make shit up when drunk 😅

    • @gking407
      @gking407 Před 6 měsíci

      and everyone liked that

  • @geoffhennessy275
    @geoffhennessy275 Před 3 měsíci

    I’m doing the scoring table and a basketball game and this black dude is chirping the whole time calling out the refs. At halftime I turned around and said “you must be great in movie theaters.”😂😂😂

  • @billydelacey
    @billydelacey Před rokem +1

    lol In other words, "don't worry everyone, I'm not racist, I'm sexist."
    I fucking love it.

  • @MikeyBadabingBadaboom

    This is man is the best and most underrated comedian in the industry.

    • @triley1359
      @triley1359 Před rokem +1

      Not true he's not underrated and he's never been underrated he is Bill Burr people that know comedy know this

  • @samsonhendrixiii3308
    @samsonhendrixiii3308 Před 4 měsíci

    I Love Bill Burr’s vision of humor…
    and I’m a Disabled Veteran. Army.

  • @jurepejovnik4493
    @jurepejovnik4493 Před rokem

    That punch line tho thats why he is one of the best comedians for me

  • @phrodendekia
    @phrodendekia Před rokem +8

    My uncle was also a woman at the end of the day. They called her Martha.

  • @limog3190
    @limog3190 Před 4 měsíci

    I sent the legendary Shock G one clip of Bill on Letterman- over the next 3 days Shock sends me all of Bill’s stand up specials, new & old, interviews and more! He loved Bill Burr!!!#Salute #RIPShockG4Eva

  • @mortifiedpenguin3258
    @mortifiedpenguin3258 Před rokem +2

    " If you guys turned down the brightness he looks like a floating torso. "
    -Fellow CZcams Commentator

  • @codythompson759
    @codythompson759 Před rokem +2

    Through my white eyes getting whiter all the time! Hahahahaha that got me. Damnit Bill

  • @ATLGAMER47
    @ATLGAMER47 Před rokem +2

    Taxes? You can't just let it happen. I'm black

  • @monicalewis5966
    @monicalewis5966 Před rokem

    His white guy impersonation is spot fucking on and his black guy impersonation is even more spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦾❤

  • @locutusofborg7841
    @locutusofborg7841 Před rokem +1

    How can you argue with what Bill is saying? My wife is white I'm black but she is a woman and by nature a pain in the arse.

  • @whitedevil2
    @whitedevil2 Před 6 měsíci

    Bill really just did a white guy/black guy comparison joke while saying he wasn't going to do one

  • @user-nr7nu5uc3h
    @user-nr7nu5uc3h Před 5 měsíci

    Put it perfectly. Bill Burr great..😂😂😂😜

  • @DJMeku
    @DJMeku Před 4 měsíci +1

    how he crafted that punchline

  • @willyD200
    @willyD200 Před rokem

    He's always hilarious .

  • @EvilWhiteColonialist
    @EvilWhiteColonialist Před 7 měsíci

    15 years with Bill. Shes a saint.

  • @jeffmatson5616
    @jeffmatson5616 Před rokem +1

    Thank you that's the truth. a beautiful woman.💪

  • @jonathanpabon4477
    @jonathanpabon4477 Před 8 měsíci

    Hahahaha took me a while to get the "Its a woman" part 😂😂😂😂😂 thats just perfect with a little bit of everything 😂😂😂

  • @steadfasttherenowned2460

    The best part is, he still slides in the comparison joke none the less 🤣

  • @_..p_q.._
    @_..p_q.._ Před měsícem

    BILL FOR PREZ!!!

  • @JM-kr3sy
    @JM-kr3sy Před rokem +1

    I was thinking when Dave Chappelle said he followed a white person around the grocery store to see what they eat 😂

  • @thegreatone9022
    @thegreatone9022 Před rokem

    The perfect bait and switch lol

  • @jimkammerer5240
    @jimkammerer5240 Před rokem

    AWESOME GOOD VIDEO ENJOY BILL AND HIS LAUGH 😅😊

  • @antilarge7860
    @antilarge7860 Před rokem

    Bill is a legend

  • @edzzz5043
    @edzzz5043 Před 7 měsíci

    😅killed it!

  • @Jaycartel823
    @Jaycartel823 Před 4 měsíci

    Lmao he is the goat

  • @kirkhensley5870
    @kirkhensley5870 Před 6 měsíci

    One buddy: French, Irish, and Black. bought him a shirt. Called him up and said it was for "You people." He came over to pick it up. When he saw the flag of Ireland on it..."See? You people. What did you think I meant?"

  • @wasntmeXYZ
    @wasntmeXYZ Před 3 měsíci

    Sooner or later,
    You gotta talk to them.

  • @jbenges
    @jbenges Před rokem +7

    Red Fox said "when the lights go out, it becomes a question of who washed"

  • @dimitristripakis7364
    @dimitristripakis7364 Před rokem +3

    - "I can't wait to take down my wife's underwear"
    -"Is she so beautiful ?"
    -"No, it's too tight"

  • @sordidknifeparty
    @sordidknifeparty Před rokem +9

    Black and white jokes is like 99% of the comedy that I see on my CZcams shorts. Or if I'm going to be more accurate any race versus white. So boring

    • @jussayinmipeece1069
      @jussayinmipeece1069 Před rokem +1

      and someone who clearly didn't actually get this brilliant joke

    • @sordidknifeparty
      @sordidknifeparty Před rokem +1

      @@jussayinmipeece1069 so, I just watched the video again, and I am still getting the same impression from it. Are you saying that in the video he supports the idea of doing cheap easy black guy versus white guy jokes? Because it sounded to me like he was saying they were cliched and untrue. What did I miss?

    • @jussayinmipeece1069
      @jussayinmipeece1069 Před rokem +1

      @@sordidknifeparty no. Its a play on black/ white jokes. The Joke is the fact that he actually jokes about the joke which you have to listen carefully for and at the same time saying that many people who tell the jokes are not actually joking. Hes also saying that after many years of being married to a black woman his conclusion is that its a people thing and not a color thing.

    • @eternity8811
      @eternity8811 Před 6 měsíci

      Arguing over a Yt short.
      THIS KIND OF FUTILE SHIT IS WHY THE WORLD IS FKD RIGHT NOW.

  • @BerndSchnabl
    @BerndSchnabl Před 7 měsíci

    Offensive on so many levels , but still I had to laugh hard 😂

  • @clandez6021
    @clandez6021 Před rokem +6

    I've had a few long-term relationships in my day and I will say it is just about the woman not the culture or race. Men have to pick the right combination of crazy that fits them

    • @power-of-overdrive
      @power-of-overdrive Před rokem

      Men have to sit back and realize that they too could be the problem lol. If every ex you've had has been "crazy", re-evaluate if you were the real denominator of craziness throughout all of that.
      It's like that Donald Glover bit:
      "Every guy has a crazy woman story. But you know why so few women have crazy men stories? Cuz if you have a crazy boyfriend, you're gonna die."

  • @ookayokay
    @ookayokay Před rokem

    He's a mastermind end one stereotype with an other

  • @LawrenceKennard
    @LawrenceKennard Před rokem +2

    Wow! You're living my life

  • @aeughcarrot
    @aeughcarrot Před rokem

    This guys laugh is fu**ing contagious!

  • @atifmahmud114
    @atifmahmud114 Před 8 měsíci

    The white guy impression sounded a bit like Glenn Quagmire

  • @erniebignose
    @erniebignose Před 6 měsíci +1

    Nothing makes my day more bright than waking up white

  • @bjohnston3659
    @bjohnston3659 Před rokem +1

    He hates the jokes so bad he tells one anyway, then riffs on it to show how cool he is...

  • @jaydonaskew920
    @jaydonaskew920 Před rokem +4

    Can't believe we lost another legend

  • @PoliticalFelon
    @PoliticalFelon Před 6 měsíci

    😂😂😂 he is hilarious

  • @AbdullahQumper
    @AbdullahQumper Před rokem

    fhe punch line killed me. hahhaa

  • @christophergrissom484

    The funny one is it’s bigger than I was expecting lol

  • @limog3190
    @limog3190 Před 4 měsíci

    Bill! 😂😂😂😂 That is all!

  • @ransom6892
    @ransom6892 Před rokem +16

    I wish Billy would have never gotten in that helicopter , now he’s writing jokes in The sky

  • @Richard-darixdax
    @Richard-darixdax Před 6 měsíci

    colours don't matter. women are always right! ❤️🧡

  • @Eraticunicorn
    @Eraticunicorn Před rokem

    “We’re not doing that here” does that here

  • @christianmorningstar
    @christianmorningstar Před rokem +8

    Bill burr is much alive, I don't know what y'all been smoking.

  • @stephenbergeron2720
    @stephenbergeron2720 Před 6 měsíci +1

    A perfect example of a comedian being woke while pretending he’s not woke