Anthony Jeselnik Roasts FOX5

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  • @jonahdavis7833
    @jonahdavis7833 Před 8 lety +707

    "your promises are hollow" what a guy

  • @aleciakorkowski8714
    @aleciakorkowski8714 Před 8 lety +1734

    That reporter looks like a computer science major dressing up as Donald Draper for Halloween.

    • @einedimension
      @einedimension Před 8 lety +10

      +Alecia Korkowski lmao!!!!

    • @trevornielsen1533
      @trevornielsen1533 Před 8 lety +25

      so specific and so accurate. hahah jesus

    • @JackstandJohnny
      @JackstandJohnny Před 8 lety +10

      Uh YEP. You nailed it. hahahaha

    • @CarlosBeo
      @CarlosBeo Před 8 lety +2

      +Alecia Korkowski Kudos

    • @malisolja18
      @malisolja18 Před 8 lety +8

      +Alecia Korkowski
      oh wow that made me howl with laughter. He seemed so uncomfortable to be talking to another human being.

  • @jrrd4069
    @jrrd4069 Před 2 lety +138

    Patrice O'Neal on Anthony Jeselnik: "He reminds me of a medieval restaurant waiter."

  • @ScreaminSavior
    @ScreaminSavior Před 8 lety +1129

    This reporter is by far the most laid back I've ever seen. I wonder if he's always like this or if he felt loose because of Anthony.

    • @victordhillon1256
      @victordhillon1256 Před 7 lety +37

      he's always like that, I remember watching him before and thinking the same thing

    • @PM-wp6ze
      @PM-wp6ze Před 5 lety +16

      Timothy Hale he was having a nervous break down

    • @ClarkPotter
      @ClarkPotter Před 5 lety +42

      Funny how you see laid back, and I see fake and uptight. You're prolly a better person than me.

    • @TheInsaneCloud
      @TheInsaneCloud Před 5 lety +8

      Klonopin. Lots of Klonopin

    • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
      @JohnDoe-cd6ro Před 5 lety +2

      Aren't they in Cali?

  • @jessecanines3340
    @jessecanines3340 Před 10 lety +1330

    The interviewer is like a closet gay Mexican Clark Kent

  • @TissDiss
    @TissDiss Před 8 lety +1364

    I love the reporter. Seems like a nice, kind person.

    • @HooverBeast
      @HooverBeast Před 8 lety +12

      +TissDiss your upvotes were all from "nice kind people" who think that if they upvote that comment, that itll make everyone somehow like them more. lmao.

    • @molotov2786437729428
      @molotov2786437729428 Před 8 lety +39

      +HooverBeast hahaha weirdo

    • @Mirabala19
      @Mirabala19 Před 8 lety +53

      I really liked the reporter. I'm usually disappointed or annoyed by most interviewers (such as Larry King), but this guy is a true fan of his subject and has great sense of humor

    • @TissDiss
      @TissDiss Před 8 lety +17

      HooverBeast shut up dipshit.

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 Před 7 lety +11

      lol hooverbeast so jealous

  • @damiantorres1702
    @damiantorres1702 Před 8 lety +649

    "You have a big fan back there..."
    "Of course it's a guy."

    • @Johnnyybbee
      @Johnnyybbee Před 2 lety

      He seems to know his audience 🤷

  • @jmcieslak0
    @jmcieslak0 Před 9 lety +1403

    "I'm happy that you made fun of us, that was the highlight of my morning"
    "It was easy"
    genius

  • @jangalexisruiz7491
    @jangalexisruiz7491 Před 8 lety +1742

    that reporter really hates his life. looked at Anthony like a house cat looking out the window dreaming of freedom.

    • @marloz2
      @marloz2 Před 7 lety +8

      👌🏼

    • @vividhit
      @vividhit Před 7 lety +40

      Sooooooooo on point

    • @Defenseman61913
      @Defenseman61913 Před 7 lety +47

      He lives in a penthouse overlooking Petco Park. Everyone else getting paid shit on that morning shift at 4am hates their life.

    • @munafo13
      @munafo13 Před 7 lety +33

      Perfect for when he realizes his life is vapid and pointless, he can throw himself right over the ledge. Since when were children and mortgages life goals???

    • @mxamiss5
      @mxamiss5 Před 7 lety +1

      jangalexis Ruiz there's no widow or window it's a studio

  • @flimbonimbo7259
    @flimbonimbo7259 Před 7 lety +598

    gotta love right at the end when the reporter says that guy had a HORRIBLE laugh. he was caught up in the moment trying to be offensive too hahaha

  • @jamescthompson4972
    @jamescthompson4972 Před 8 lety +177

    haha this guy is laughing but he's got a voice in his ear saying " you're fucking fired"

    • @frnweclipse3130
      @frnweclipse3130 Před 2 lety +2

      You've just made me burst out laughing at 3 am. Thank you

    • @davehersh667
      @davehersh667 Před 2 lety +1

      @@frnweclipse3130
      Not me.
      It was 11:30

  • @christianperez7846
    @christianperez7846 Před 4 lety +46

    Fox 5 did really well. It was a full 2 minutes before Anthony started tearing them to shreds. 😂

  • @allanbaker7247
    @allanbaker7247 Před 8 lety +83

    If cable news was this laid back and entertaining because it's a joy to watch and not because it's crime porn, their numbers would sky rocket

  • @Sgtcygnus
    @Sgtcygnus Před 8 lety +238

    I came on CZcams from Netflix because I was looking for the shark party video and now I've been watching Anthony jeselnik videos for 2 hours

    • @Tunathegr8
      @Tunathegr8 Před 8 lety +2

      you and me both

    • @Sgtcygnus
      @Sgtcygnus Před 8 lety

      +GeniusImmortal yeah that's what I was watching on Netflix

    • @mybrainsondrums
      @mybrainsondrums Před 5 lety +3

      That's 2 hours you'll never want to get back

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich Před 4 lety +2

      His newest special were he is rockin a beard is pretty damn funny as well.
      Watch him on Tom Seguras podcast called Your Mommas House, Tom's wife forces Anthony to watch her favorite Tik-toks and he hates it and makes fun of them, its amazing.

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich Před 4 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/M-dp3UgBrcA/video.html

  • @kingmufasa2021
    @kingmufasa2021 Před 4 lety +32

    The reporter was so nervous to be roasted any second. He looked excited for it to though lol

  • @Klont123
    @Klont123 Před 3 lety +43

    Good to see Clark Kent finally got his promotion.

  • @brandtbuchanan5526
    @brandtbuchanan5526 Před 2 lety +25

    I like how the reporter cited his mortgage as a concern before citing his offspring

  • @Juxer_SC
    @Juxer_SC Před 7 lety +45

    4:06 the difference in both their reactions to the punchline was gold.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Před 3 měsíci +1

      News man: facepalm, cringing as nerves are unraveling, wiping the sweat springing from his brow.ANTHONY: Enjoying his time in the spotlight with a satisfied grin, relaxed and amused at the silly frantic News bots- hilarious observation.

  • @JungleCrook
    @JungleCrook Před 4 lety +34

    that legless cliffhanger at the end, u just cant do that to me

  • @rockmonst3r
    @rockmonst3r Před 8 lety +248

    Aw man, wanted to know more about that "leg-less" creature from Sea World...

    • @mattjuve5720
      @mattjuve5720 Před 8 lety +18

      Probably a whale. Not surprised that it's legless. More surprised that it's in a news studio.

    • @gregorydiasmusic
      @gregorydiasmusic Před 8 lety +12

      +rockmonst3r Im pretty sure it was Heather Mills

    • @LukasKeeley
      @LukasKeeley Před 7 lety +3

      Ronald Crump I am laughing harder at your comment than I did for the video

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth Před 6 lety +2

      I dunno. I saw a whale with a huge leg. Or maybe it wasn't his leg.

    • @Indi
      @Indi Před 4 lety

      @@mattjuve5720 this made me cry laughing lmao

  • @NickBultman
    @NickBultman Před 4 lety +47

    At the end, “Of course it’s a guy”
    Lmfao that slid right past them

  • @common101sense
    @common101sense Před 10 lety +30

    That guy renewed my faith in news channels. But only slightly.

  • @jamiedandy8311
    @jamiedandy8311 Před 4 lety +115

    “this was different because everyone likes Roseanne”
    ...oh how times have changed

    • @vicdematos8329
      @vicdematos8329 Před 4 lety +13

      Jamie Dandy Comics still love Roseanne.

    • @jamiedandy8311
      @jamiedandy8311 Před 4 lety +3

      Vic Dematos that’s nice you can speak for all the comics. Anthony jeselnik did say the word “everyone” which to me means the public opinion but what do I know 🤷‍♀️

    • @NPORT1981
      @NPORT1981 Před 4 lety +9

      @@jamiedandy8311 Everyone but the outrage twitter babies

    • @maninblack9850
      @maninblack9850 Před 4 lety +14

      @@jamiedandy8311
      No he said it was hard for us(the comics) because everyone loves Roseanne(meaning the roasters). Youre not very good at understanding what people are trying to say.

    • @jamiedandy8311
      @jamiedandy8311 Před 4 lety +6

      Man In Black you aren’t good at understanding that this video was made before Roseanne racism twitter rants and my original comment was comparing the average opinion towards Roseanne before she revealed how much of a racist she is to public opinion of her now. Get smarter plz

  • @meirwise1107
    @meirwise1107 Před 3 lety +17

    Anthony Jeselnik is sharp, fearless, intelligent and funny. Can get enough.

  • @Ubersnipe
    @Ubersnipe Před 4 lety +10

    Anthony Jeselnik would make a great Bond villain. When he said "You should all be laughing", I was filled with the conviction that he was going to burn that place to the ground.

  • @boylibrary3533
    @boylibrary3533 Před 4 lety +13

    I loved the laugh Anthony did after the cancer joke, it was so genuine because it was from him 😂

  • @hospitalcleaner
    @hospitalcleaner Před 4 lety +27

    The reporter's parents are Leonard from the big bang theory and John Hamm

  • @CaseyWinehouse
    @CaseyWinehouse Před rokem +3

    Idk how many times I’ve come back to watch this. It’s really some of his best work.

  • @hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy
    @hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy Před 8 lety +298

    the itnerviewer was pretty good too. it can't be easy interviewing anthony AND having a tape misstep. do we know who he is? thumbs up for him

  • @Karynthian
    @Karynthian Před 2 lety +5

    The reporter absolutely exposing his coworker at the end there was awesome

  • @ArmyStrongGangflu
    @ArmyStrongGangflu Před 8 lety +16

    "That's a horrible laugh" made Anthony laugh xD

  • @KJKanon
    @KJKanon Před rokem +6

    This is so funny, but I laughed the hardest at the ending cliffhanger. "Sea World is stopping by with a legless..." A LEGLESS WHAT?

  • @NextChampion
    @NextChampion Před 4 lety +11

    Anthony is a true comic and entertainer, kept a straight face the whole time he was about to roast Fox News lol.

  • @Hune44
    @Hune44 Před 2 lety +5

    This was awesome 😂 love that reporter he seems like a comedy fan 👍

  • @ashley-nt8ub
    @ashley-nt8ub Před 8 lety +7

    This is so great. Interviewer is a natural.

  • @Naresh10511
    @Naresh10511 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Only person in the world who can literally get away with any joke, truly blessed

  • @IZZY_EDIBLE
    @IZZY_EDIBLE Před 4 lety +52

    ". . . with a legless. . ."
    What?
    With a legless what?

    • @boreduser12
      @boreduser12 Před 4 lety +10

      ...a legless lego legolas and legless lego logolas' legless lego lass.

    • @mylord9395
      @mylord9395 Před 4 lety +1

      @@boreduser12 Fuck

    • @jeremyfrancispiano2
      @jeremyfrancispiano2 Před 3 lety +6

      Beats me... But i bet it isn't doing stand-up

    • @ZedNebuloid
      @ZedNebuloid Před 3 lety

      A legless midget in a bikini.

  • @CorporalDillen
    @CorporalDillen Před 7 lety +18

    "seaworld is stopping by with a LEGLESS"...A legless what!? Gah I want to KNOWWWWW

  • @donaldxavier2056
    @donaldxavier2056 Před 7 lety +5

    One of my favorite comedians. His humor is on another level :D

  • @emmaz9248
    @emmaz9248 Před 9 lety +26

    10 buck says she's gonna say ''legless lego legolas''

  • @nir24adler
    @nir24adler Před 9 lety +200

    the interviewer is cool he is real and nice and dorky

    • @OtisOtisHH17
      @OtisOtisHH17 Před 9 lety +14

      I would've cracked up if Anthony had been like "You look like an old lady from a Gary Larson comic."

    • @Flamo353
      @Flamo353 Před 7 lety +3

      i wouldn't use the word "cool" to describe him

    • @redshift912
      @redshift912 Před 5 lety +4

      He has to conceal his identity so no one knows he flys around and saves people

  • @diptanshusingh1813
    @diptanshusingh1813 Před rokem +3

    Love anthony. How fast he acted

  • @TheVeradario1
    @TheVeradario1 Před 8 lety +12

    LMAO X 10000 " I dont remember that... this is a great operation you guys are running here... by the way..."
    i hadnt laughed so much in a while..

  • @sabourin09
    @sabourin09 Před 10 lety +33

    Sea world is stopping by with a legless orca trainer.

    • @redshark618
      @redshark618 Před 3 lety

      Really underrated joke, you should be doin sets

  • @Grievous-
    @Grievous- Před 3 lety

    Saw him live in Brisbane Australia back in 2019, great show.

  • @wolfeeewolf
    @wolfeeewolf Před 10 lety +7

    I love the effect he had on the robot man.

  • @harshabastola5266
    @harshabastola5266 Před 8 lety +13

    God dammit, finish your sentence woman, I want to know more about that legless thing from Sea World.

  • @matiasvega4191
    @matiasvega4191 Před 8 lety +24

    Is it me or is the reporter nervous because he doesn't want to get roasted?

  • @spanishist
    @spanishist Před 10 lety +19

    The interviewer was in on the joke. He enjoyed Jeselnik's style of comedy.

  • @brandonbarhydt
    @brandonbarhydt Před 7 lety +20

    SeaWorld is stopping by with a legless fish. Who knew?

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod Před 10 lety +12

    I love how he turned the joke into Fox News as the target -- that was unbelievable.

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod Před 6 měsíci +1

      10 years ago I had an existence that you could call a reasonable life. Hi happy, past me. I miss you.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Před 3 měsíci

      @@StudioModsome of us mourn the loss of all we knew and who we were, I’m homesick for what’s no more, inside I cannot ever leave , always and never are when I will return to the ever after of before.

  • @manleeman5212
    @manleeman5212 Před 2 lety +7

    "Of course its a guy"
    Followed by the interviewer just saying "that is a horrible laugh" and basically getting censored. Now we know what he meant when he said he wished he could say remotely what Jesselnik says.

  • @cbishop41483
    @cbishop41483 Před 6 lety +1

    I love you Anthony Jeselnik, so so awesome!!

  • @goatymcgoatface3575
    @goatymcgoatface3575 Před 2 lety

    Oh myGod, he's amazing. That was so quick

  • @cameronburdette8565
    @cameronburdette8565 Před 3 lety

    Such a nice interviewer. I love that guy. for real

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 Před 3 lety +7

    Anthony has a golden voice. Couldnt care less if you hate him or his jokes. The guy has a gorgeous voice.

    • @bansheeofinisheerin
      @bansheeofinisheerin Před rokem

      Not really. Sounds pretty average. Not great diction. Lazy enunciation. Quite monotone. Nothing special at all.

  • @jpcyphers
    @jpcyphers Před 7 lety +32

    This host must be trying to win a Clark Kent look alike contest.

  • @DreadedLad88
    @DreadedLad88 Před 3 lety +1

    Jeselnik had the Reporter wanting to cut loose and speak his mind, but he was like.... "Nah, I got a mortgage" lol

  • @corkyvanderhaven3391
    @corkyvanderhaven3391 Před 2 lety

    Best morning clip ever
    Watched it 10x
    Show it to everyone

  • @henrychinaski5938
    @henrychinaski5938 Před 8 lety +2

    I re watch this all the time , always funny lol

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks Před 6 lety +7

    "My friend Jeff is gay... I think.
    I dunno I'm bad with names."

  • @DJMichaelAngelo
    @DJMichaelAngelo Před 5 lety +1

    THANK YOU for posting this whole thing! I saw a clip of it on one of those compilation YT videos, and HAD to search out his full segment here....freaking hilarious :p that host seems kinda like a dim-bulb, like super SUPER phony and just sorta awkward? bad interviewer

  • @corkyvanderhaven3391
    @corkyvanderhaven3391 Před 3 lety

    One of the best clips ever on live tv

  • @bobbowie9350
    @bobbowie9350 Před 2 lety +2

    Anthony is one of the few comedians that tells jokes. Not complaints. No stories of...

  • @andrewvalenzuela4383
    @andrewvalenzuela4383 Před 2 lety +1

    That whole, " segment " was awesome! That's the fun the news misses

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 Před 6 lety

    How has this video not gone viral? So damn funny when he does the dub over.

  • @ladaddy19
    @ladaddy19 Před 4 lety +4

    Anthony has the best demeanor. His comedy wouldn't be funny if he didn't appear to be a sociopath.

  • @TheJokomonk
    @TheJokomonk Před 4 lety

    Lifetime fan from this moment on.

  • @ShellyBBird
    @ShellyBBird Před 2 lety +3

    “My audience is like that” followed by an evil grin 😂😂

  • @CanadianRaven13
    @CanadianRaven13 Před 7 lety +7

    Great video, gotta love the host.

  • @melissag1364
    @melissag1364 Před 5 lety +5

    That reporter kept up incredibly well. He’s great and so is Anthony

    • @Ausnapify
      @Ausnapify Před 4 lety

      Melissa Gray I care about you hun

  • @mystikosadhana6240
    @mystikosadhana6240 Před 2 lety

    It was great. Even the ending when that lady introduced the next thing on the show. "legless", seems like some quality content!

  • @carrowxhex6891
    @carrowxhex6891 Před 4 lety

    I would watch that news. Great reporters! It was entertaining. I even like the brick pull down background that was not centered in the shot.

  • @maximeb190
    @maximeb190 Před 3 lety +1

    That reporter is awesome, great energy!

  • @BookOfMorman
    @BookOfMorman Před 3 lety +3

    If someone told me Jeselnik was a real-life vampire, I wouldn't be shocked

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones Před 11 měsíci

      +ogEvanAlmighty
      Because he's cold as ice? 🤔

  • @ThePaoOfTooh
    @ThePaoOfTooh Před 8 lety +7

    the sheer fear on the reporters face whenever he remembers that he is a news anchor, that it is his job, that he was constantly breaking routine and dropping his professionalism,, and is then instantly reminded of the fact that he may lose his job. priceless.

  • @matth3002
    @matth3002 Před 6 lety +4

    You can get away with being mean if you do it right, that guy at the end messed up his only attempt.

  • @pinkusfloydus9373
    @pinkusfloydus9373 Před 4 lety +3

    How interviews should be done with a comedian.. loved it

  • @serialgamist7381
    @serialgamist7381 Před rokem +1

    I love how the reporter sets him up!
    They’d do a good podcast together

  • @matthewdavis8774
    @matthewdavis8774 Před 9 lety +30

    Anthony's face at 3:10
    he's so done with this shit

  • @boostedz
    @boostedz Před 2 lety

    The way he stares into the reporters soul gets me everytime

  • @GrumpyTweety
    @GrumpyTweety Před 4 lety +2

    5:04 I can listen to that laugh all day.

  • @mickos_
    @mickos_ Před 5 lety +2

    I love Anthony. He’s too funny

  • @mbober
    @mbober Před 6 lety +10

    This reporter is another graduate of the Jimmy Fallon School of Broadcasting

  • @babyhilts
    @babyhilts Před 10 lety +2

    His fucking smirk and laugh after they replay the Trump joke is just awesome

  • @ViperFoe
    @ViperFoe Před 8 lety +18

    thats talk about that legless

  • @checkmeowt6948
    @checkmeowt6948 Před 6 lety +1

    I'm from San diego and the reporter is actually a super chill dude..gets drunk haha

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 Před 4 lety

      Oh wow, really? This whole thing is too perfect is started thinking maybe it's an entire sketch with a fake news show, especially the way it gets cut off "With a legless.." lol

  • @rossifumifan1
    @rossifumifan1 Před 3 lety

    This is hilarious! Anthony is so quick !

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY Před 6 lety +1

    San Diego Newscaster so laid back

  • @MegaJcoulter
    @MegaJcoulter Před 2 lety +1

    Props to the reporter.... he’s nervous but did great!!!

  • @BANANAHAMMER420
    @BANANAHAMMER420 Před 10 lety

    Lol...he his by far one of my favorite comedians.

  • @BACKinBLACK1080
    @BACKinBLACK1080 Před 10 lety +3

    Looks like they brought up a clip of a muted YT video lol.

  • @someOldBaldguy
    @someOldBaldguy Před rokem

    Props to the reporter. Probably the coolest morning host I've seen

  • @MsEv88
    @MsEv88 Před 5 lety

    Love this dude!

  • @mikeskidoo3991
    @mikeskidoo3991 Před 4 lety +2

    "I'll hang out with you guys all day you guys are really cool"

  • @gkt7412
    @gkt7412 Před 3 měsíci

    Anthony Jeselnik had some great quips here but the funniest moment was at the end when the news lady says, “Sea World is coming by with a LEGLESS….”!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @evaknievel4449
    @evaknievel4449 Před 3 lety +2

    lol. It ends with her saying "That's not nice! Sea World is stopping by w/a legless..."

  • @ChuxDiaz
    @ChuxDiaz Před 10 lety +1

    Anthony is sharper than image

  • @hacksdp3
    @hacksdp3 Před 4 lety

    seems like a chill news team.

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 Před 2 lety +3

    Anthony’s “Ahaha” after the cancer joke.