Anthony Jeselnik Roasts Pete

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  • čas přidán 5. 11. 2013
  • It's getting hot in here. Watch "The Pete Holmes Show" weeknights at midnight, after Conan on TBS.
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  • @TheRonster9319
    @TheRonster9319 Před 9 lety +2997

    These guys should co-host a show together because they have such opposing personalities that it would be magic

  • @patrick8681
    @patrick8681 Před 2 lety +353

    "CEO of a pumpkin patch" is the most oddly accurate thing that could've possibly been said about Pete's outfit

    • @michaelproch8801
      @michaelproch8801 Před rokem +6

      He looks like Willy Wonka's accountant

    • @mdivito11
      @mdivito11 Před rokem +2

      That was such an incredible burn 🔥

    • @prsee5969
      @prsee5969 Před rokem +3

      And he said it so quick like wtf lol

    • @Rafattak
      @Rafattak Před rokem

      And you look like a sociopath when you spoil punchlines

    • @shawnperez6880
      @shawnperez6880 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Nailed it

  • @JonahLoeb
    @JonahLoeb Před 10 lety +982

    Jeselnik's smile when he says "Thanks for having me. This is fun!" is what makes me like him as a performer. You can tell he's just having a fucking good time.

    • @timothyj3171
      @timothyj3171 Před 5 lety +18

      You have the face of a beta male

    • @cobraimploder
      @cobraimploder Před 5 lety +20

      @@timothyj3171 What?

    • @rfc490
      @rfc490 Před 4 lety

      Does it ? Thanks for sharing.....

    • @nicolaspace1182
      @nicolaspace1182 Před 4 lety +4

      @@timothyj3171 are you going to ask him out? Kind of weird comment to make.

    • @marcies1297
      @marcies1297 Před 3 lety

      @@timothyj3171 haha its true. he does.

  • @Raynayk
    @Raynayk Před 8 lety +1878

    pete holmes laughed on set...and cried backstage...

  • @dimagabriel4699
    @dimagabriel4699 Před 6 lety +734

    "But I'm not some drug addict who needs drugs. I have drugs."

    • @misanthropic985
      @misanthropic985 Před 4 lety +2

      Dima Gabriel that one hit home for ya, huh?

    • @LtUnreal
      @LtUnreal Před 3 lety +1

      lmao I'll hit myself ez

    • @kh2freek
      @kh2freek Před 3 lety +8

      @@misanthropic985 No they thought it was clever and funny, what's your prob- oh, I see your username :)

    • @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists
      @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists Před 2 lety +1

      like we do √
      czcams.com/video/np_ylvc8Zj/video.html

    • @ogmiki666
      @ogmiki666 Před 2 lety

      timing on that one, goddamn

  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 Před 4 lety +223

    Jeselnik is that guy in high school that used to pick on everyone and get away with it, because he was legitimately funny. He's taken it to an unprecedented professional level that even Rickles would have appreciated. His humor is not for everyone, but if you like that kind of humor, he's at the top of the list.

  • @chrishuppe2734
    @chrishuppe2734 Před 3 lety +622

    Pete: laughs excessively at everything
    Jimmy fallon: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @TylerBoone
      @TylerBoone Před 3 lety

      lol exactly

    • @joshuavoss1387
      @joshuavoss1387 Před 3 lety +26

      Fuck Fallon. Him and kimmel are two of the most fake people I have ever seen. They are not funny, they are not talented, and it baffles me why people watch them. My kid has a heart defect the drs called “incompatible with life” (TGA) and when kimmel used his kids heart defect to push his political agenda that really pissed me off. His speech was dishonest. Conan is far funnier and will poke fun of himself without having to put other people down for laughs and he appears to have genuine empathy for people when visiting other countries. Letterman is a better interviewer. If you want a funny host, go watch 8 out of 10 cats does countdown with Jimmy Carr.

    • @TheVeregat
      @TheVeregat Před 3 lety +29

      At least for the most part Pete is genuine in his laughter. I mean everything he laughed his ass off at I did too.

    • @shamus8687
      @shamus8687 Před 3 lety +1

      @@joshuavoss1387 Nice rant about talk show hosts without mentioning Craig Ferguson noob. You nailed the other part though, I can't stand Fallon but I'd rather listen to an hour of him than 10 mins of Kimmel.

    • @lukeoakley6467
      @lukeoakley6467 Před 2 lety

      Yeah but Anthony is hilarious

  • @guillermogustavozumaranbaz6496

    Dude the host's laugh sounds like phoenix's joker

  • @peteholmes
    @peteholmes  Před 10 lety +441

    Pete tries to get Anthony Jeselnik to show his softer side in our latest clip... it may or may not end in tears.

    • @mybrainsondrums
      @mybrainsondrums Před 10 lety +19

      literally my 2 favorite, and all too underrated, comedians ever! period. if you both dont keep your shows im boycotting life cause theres too much funny to ignore

    • @THEJIGGADREWSHOW
      @THEJIGGADREWSHOW Před 10 lety +14

      Pete Holmes why isn't Pete typing on Pete's account?
      Who are you and what have you done with Pete?

    • @SoundbombSoldier
      @SoundbombSoldier Před 8 lety

      Pete Holmes chemistry is mind blowing

    • @_A_D_
      @_A_D_ Před 6 lety +1

      Is it true that Anthony Jeselnik does liposuction?

    • @marksc1929
      @marksc1929 Před 6 lety

      Pete Holmes ....nice ....Jez is savage ....

  • @incredelman11
    @incredelman11 Před 9 lety +202

    This guy is quick as hell!

    • @stoic.3354
      @stoic.3354 Před 3 lety +2

      @Goggle products Google some self help products man they are not that bad, look the host on conan you'll see that he is just like that a really jolly person .

  • @TheFARTYMCFARTSAUCE
    @TheFARTYMCFARTSAUCE Před 10 lety +700

    That last joke, "so what are you gonna do next after this is over?", stings a lot more now that the show didn't get picked up for season 2. :(

    • @TheDirtymikenation
      @TheDirtymikenation Před 6 lety +25

      Lol only 1 season why am I not surprised,

    • @gabelogan56
      @gabelogan56 Před 6 lety +35

      all the very best shows are just 1 or 2.5 seasons max. We should consider ourselves lucky for having seen.
      Also Crashing is a better show in every way. Go Pete.

    • @Flamo353
      @Flamo353 Před 5 lety +27

      petes laugh is so obnoxiously bad, seems like nervous laughter, but its just so out of control and kinda cringe as a result of that. And as a host, his questions, comments, vocal tone and composure are all terrible. The guy is just too immature

    • @AMpufnstuf
      @AMpufnstuf Před 5 lety +3

      @@gabelogan56 crashing is both a bad show and got 3 or 4 seasons now, so your own logic sucks

    • @Neocasturn
      @Neocasturn Před 5 lety +9

      Pet Holmes is horrible so

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn Před rokem +21

    That pumpkin patch line is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard!!

  • @civoreb
    @civoreb Před 10 lety +189

    Its never a bad show when Jeselnik is on.

  • @blakepotter7937
    @blakepotter7937 Před 3 lety +31

    Seeing Anthony do Anthony but laughing so happily is such a great and very rare set to witness. Great upload. Thank you!

  • @popeye697
    @popeye697 Před 10 lety +170

    at 0.23, Pete totally looked like John Ritter when he says "This is what he does"

  • @brigadierburnsauce
    @brigadierburnsauce Před 10 lety +512

    I laughed heartily at CEO of a pumpkin patch

  • @kippykipps
    @kippykipps Před 6 lety +45

    "CEO of a pumkin patch." lmao, that's one of the funniest things I've ever hear.

  • @KingKass2929
    @KingKass2929 Před rokem +23

    Pete does a good job of playing the disarming weenie, but in RL he’s a sharp, shrewd dude. Absolutely lethal speed of intellect on that dude. So much respect.

  • @WellInvestedLuv
    @WellInvestedLuv Před 10 lety +75

    Jeselnik is the shit! One of the best comedians out there. Love his dark comedy.

  • @calebdesjardins616
    @calebdesjardins616 Před 4 lety +20

    I love these two together. They’re the perfect opposites to compliment each other.

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza Před 3 lety +2

      I'd say these are closer to insults than compliments.

  • @topher1004
    @topher1004 Před 10 lety +58

    Pete looks like John Ritter and Gary Shandling had a child that laughs too much and covers his face every chance he gets. Love the show

  • @vthyaga
    @vthyaga Před 3 lety +11

    "You're dressed like you're the CEO of a pumpkin patch" might be the most perfect and appropriate to the situation insult of all time. What an absolute genius.

  • @IrvSauce
    @IrvSauce Před 3 lety +20

    I wish there was a podcast where it was just these two hanging out.

  • @ezpk-
    @ezpk- Před 5 lety +3

    I love this clip, lol, keep coming back to it.

  • @TheNeonParadox
    @TheNeonParadox Před 4 lety +7

    I wish I'd watched this show more when it was on. His interviews and bits were so excellent.

    • @mellowchefsonny
      @mellowchefsonny Před 4 lety +2

      He's got a pretty good podcast. It's called You Made it Weird.

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 Před 3 lety +7

    Never seen someone take a ripping like that so hilariously.... and take it so awesomely to the point that he looks as good as the mean delivery method or better. Very nice back and forth.

  • @chrismorris6982
    @chrismorris6982 Před 3 lety +34

    “Do you have an example of one time I’ve been nice to you?” I am using this line on my coworkers from now on! 😆

  • @fevershorty
    @fevershorty Před 8 lety +12

    not even halfway thru and im dying lmao. jeselnik is some kind of comedic genius

  • @christianperez7846
    @christianperez7846 Před 4 lety +5

    2:44 Getting Jeselnick to laugh as a comedian must be really fun. He has that persona he's so comfortable with wearing. To break that must be cool.

  • @Mozes316
    @Mozes316 Před 3 lety +10

    See, when Pete Holmes laughs hysterically at his guests, it seems genuine... Unlike JF, who seems to be buying time to either let the awkwardness pass or to think of something clever to say.

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 Před 3 lety

      @Robert Lee, Countertenor Christ, my guy... Tell us how you really feel! But seriously, how bad did dude suck on SNL?! I couldn't even slightly understand his success.

  • @jeremesmith9266
    @jeremesmith9266 Před 6 lety +3

    I love Jeselnik.
    He needs to come out with more material

  • @ibeondagrind
    @ibeondagrind Před 10 lety +6

    Anthony Jeselnik & Pete Holmes. My two favorite comedians together? YESSSSS!

  • @LadyMoontruck
    @LadyMoontruck Před 10 lety +160

    CEO of a pumpkin patch lol

  • @grandmoffpuppeteer22
    @grandmoffpuppeteer22 Před 10 lety +89

    CEO of a pumpkin patch -- wow. that's gold

  • @MichaelRyanLyrics
    @MichaelRyanLyrics Před 3 lety +1

    i love his laugh... its so genuine...

  • @playerswhelm
    @playerswhelm Před 4 lety +1

    It was just so flattering

  • @shenkeey
    @shenkeey Před 7 lety +19

    3:33 That's the exact sound mario makes in Mario 64 when he does that weird humpjump thing-y

  • @Vechking
    @Vechking Před 4 lety +8

    That laugh at 1:38 when he was told he was the "CEO of a pumpkin patch". So joker it's great

  • @MontTheBeatMaker
    @MontTheBeatMaker Před 10 lety +11

    Not a better comedian at joke timing than Jeselnik ha fucking love that dude

  • @gallerhome
    @gallerhome Před 3 lety

    Love theses guys

  • @CloneAWillykit
    @CloneAWillykit Před 3 lety +1

    Wow seven years later we are just seeing this and loving the Clone-A-Willy reference 😂

  • @jayess8714
    @jayess8714 Před rokem +3

    "Where are you performing, the Bayou?"
    Solid Petey riff right there 😂

  • @Jakedaquake
    @Jakedaquake Před rokem

    Two of my favorite comedians for two different reasons.

  • @joserabn7156
    @joserabn7156 Před 4 lety

    I miss this show so much!!

  • @Rockypuppy69
    @Rockypuppy69 Před 4 lety

    Bring this show back!

  • @Idontgothatway
    @Idontgothatway Před 2 lety

    Lmaoo how great. Was looking up their separate stand up sets and found this

  • @aleksanderhiltjrgensen3322

    I love how pete holmes is still funny without being angry is amazing! :)

  • @SoundbombSoldier
    @SoundbombSoldier Před 8 lety +4

    They need to do more stuff.

  • @Vohlfied
    @Vohlfied Před 4 lety +5

    I've never seen Pete outside of skits before this. They're both very intelligent people.

    • @chrisblack7226
      @chrisblack7226 Před 2 lety

      He thinks Tony Jeselnik is the devil! The devil is so cool!
      The devil wears a fucking awesomectacular men's black leather biker jacket! It's something a Vulture Lord fan like me would wear! Yea!
      The color of his leather jacket matches his black sense of humor! Love it!

  • @PooFlinger420
    @PooFlinger420 Před 5 lety +1

    AJ is currently my absolute favorite comic!

  • @Wineboxpapi
    @Wineboxpapi Před 5 lety

    He's so great

  • @Project88TTM
    @Project88TTM Před 2 lety +4

    The pumpkin patch line is one of the best burns ever!!! Perfection!! 😂

  • @jasonlitherland4270
    @jasonlitherland4270 Před 7 lety

    These two are a perfect combo

  • @melissabugg5579
    @melissabugg5579 Před 2 lety

    I miss that show so much!

  • @stuffluster
    @stuffluster Před rokem

    Love you Pete. Love Anthony too

  • @jonathanwiggins5366
    @jonathanwiggins5366 Před 3 lety +2

    Anthony really nailed it with that last one.

  • @shitpostheavy
    @shitpostheavy Před 10 lety +3

    Id love to see your show on TV, but in Canada, I don't have access to TBS. Hopefully watching your clips here on CZcams will help your show in some sort.

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 Před 3 lety +1

    That Jeselnik smile. Gets me every time.

  • @taylorolson6228
    @taylorolson6228 Před 4 lety +1

    gotta love laugh tracks after every sentence

  • @birdysuar
    @birdysuar Před 3 lety

    This is a perfect interview

  • @KurgerBingShfiftyFive
    @KurgerBingShfiftyFive Před 3 lety +4

    I love how good of a sport Holmes is 😂

  • @smoovoperata3242
    @smoovoperata3242 Před 6 lety

    I love you Anthony

  • @joejoe3965
    @joejoe3965 Před 4 lety

    Flawless

  • @PiercedPixie
    @PiercedPixie Před rokem

    Anthony is one of my top comedians. Dark humor and roast humor are my fucking favorite.

  • @ohthaterin
    @ohthaterin Před 4 lety

    anthony!!! he’s the best

  • @ZiplineShazam
    @ZiplineShazam Před 4 lety

    Mr. Holmes, You are an incredibly talented individual. You're A Fantastic Comedic Actor and a Very Creative Writer. . . .You don't have to pretend to laugh during your interviews.

  • @rsaldivar8
    @rsaldivar8 Před 6 lety +11

    2:49 very rare to see Anthony break lmao

    • @DamoresFl
      @DamoresFl Před 4 lety +1

      He only does that when someone he is speaking with says something so stupid that he doesnt feel the need to keep the alpha stage persona on in order to keep everyones attention and to keep the conversation sharp. Comedy after all is the art of keeping an audience's attention. And with Pete's totally off paced "you are like the devil challening people to fiddle competitions" comment like wtf

    • @jamponyexpress7956
      @jamponyexpress7956 Před 4 lety

      @@DamoresFl I felt Pete was trying to say that Jeselnik's instructions to his fans ( to give him something, without specifying what it was they could give) was like inviting them to offer things like sex, drugs, etc. Which is why Pete is expressing with his conception of Jeselnik's actions as demonish. Whether true or not, Pete genuinely found the concept funny.

  • @TheNetflixGamer
    @TheNetflixGamer Před 3 lety

    ‘Clearly you’ve given this a lot of thought’ so good

  • @Saybleu
    @Saybleu Před 4 lety +16

    Anthony is an absolute comic genius.

  • @mattgarner6006
    @mattgarner6006 Před 10 lety +62

    No one else will say it, but I'm not ashamed. Anthony Jeselnik is every cool guys Man crush. I don't even care.

    • @DownloadEvony
      @DownloadEvony Před 7 lety +12

      Matt Garner how would you know then?

    • @user-ru4ik2ib5n
      @user-ru4ik2ib5n Před 6 lety

      was just scrolling to see if anyone else said it. I'm right there with you! (and the pink icon is a total fluke, shows even though gender set to male and always has been)

    • @dm7066
      @dm7066 Před 4 lety

      Gay

    • @ryanbradshaw3813
      @ryanbradshaw3813 Před 4 lety

      I dont think he’s a “cool” guy but he’s funny af

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza Před 3 lety

      I've noticed that he seems to make unremarkable incelish young American men very excited (no personal insult intended to you Matt, other categories of men like him too).

  • @MC-nz5ke
    @MC-nz5ke Před 10 lety +4

    Two of my favorite comedians!! So glad Pete Holmes got this show. Don't get canceled for me and I'd appreciate it. All I can think of while typing this is "YOUR HAT IS GONE DYLAN!"

  • @isaackahan7308
    @isaackahan7308 Před 10 lety

    How come no one watches pete - he is hilarious and witty and sharp
    Give him a chance!!

    • @meinoona3312
      @meinoona3312 Před 5 lety

      I watched his standup on netflix like five times in a row when it came out. its so feel good, my sides and face hurt from laughing and smiling. ;D

  • @villainousdescent530
    @villainousdescent530 Před 10 lety

    He seems like a wonderful person to know...

  • @hannahcouture3514
    @hannahcouture3514 Před 8 lety +35

    You're dressed like you're the CEO of a pumpkin patch lmfao

  • @imhellag
    @imhellag Před 9 lety +360

    I'm pretty sure Pete plays his awkward stance for the sake of the interview but... the way Anthony seems all alpha and shit just makes Pete look like a weird youtuber.
    Edit: Jeselnik wrote for Jimmy Fallon. Then he quit. Chops man.

    • @imhellag
      @imhellag Před 8 lety

      ***** what exactly is your point..?

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst Před 8 lety +33

      +imhellag soo thats why fallon was funny as fuck early on.. then all fallons jokes started to suck. hah

    • @cantool
      @cantool Před 6 lety

      imhellag maybe to an idiot

    • @Anax100
      @Anax100 Před 5 lety +7

      I love Jeselnik but they didn't uswe any of his material. Which is a shame.

    • @mr.manes88
      @mr.manes88 Před 3 lety

      it's weird seeing Jeselnik act like an alpha after seeing him get called a "fucking nothing" by patrice oneal

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 Před 2 lety

    Jeselnik, when he is not playing his character, is a really nice, considerate guy.

  • @andrewcroft89
    @andrewcroft89 Před rokem

    I only discovered Jeselnick a week ago…. can’t believe he’s been around for 10+ years, was I just not ready? 😂

  • @adamwilliams4650
    @adamwilliams4650 Před 2 lety

    We would have also accepted, regional manager of a pumpkin patch. Love these to individually, but together, there gold Jerry, gold!!!

  • @Klaw808
    @Klaw808 Před 4 lety +12

    Pete Holmes laughs like Joaquin Phoenix in Joker 🤡😂😂😂

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic Před 3 lety

    Both hilarious.

  • @djhart25
    @djhart25 Před 6 lety +2

    CEO of a pumpkin patch is one of the funniest, weirdly on point insults I've ever heard

  • @juntjoonunya9216
    @juntjoonunya9216 Před 4 lety +1

    That was so awesome! How great would it be to go through life with those thoughts in your head presumably sober?

  • @StacksOnBricks
    @StacksOnBricks Před 3 lety

    That “Look inside” line was almost channelling Pete’s Batman!!

  • @symbiorg1201
    @symbiorg1201 Před 3 lety

    i cant express how good this guy is

  • @nadeeshparmar4143
    @nadeeshparmar4143 Před 4 lety +4

    01:44 the laugh of Arthur Fleck

  • @floydmckenzie2615
    @floydmckenzie2615 Před 10 lety +1

    YMIW: Talk Show Edition.
    Excellent.

  • @cnelsonlv99
    @cnelsonlv99 Před rokem

    1:39 That's genuinely phenomenal!

  • @skullcow9991
    @skullcow9991 Před 3 lety

    Sad I'm just now finding this show, fucking hilarious

  • @TheeMcDonger
    @TheeMcDonger Před 9 lety +21

    pete looks like john ritter

  • @John-uh5et
    @John-uh5et Před 4 lety +7

    A housecat is a guest on a show hosted by a golden retreiver.

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY Před 6 lety +1

    0:36 Petes laugh is like Tom Cruise's crazy meltdown Opray laugh. Love you Pete!

  • @corkyvanderhaven3391
    @corkyvanderhaven3391 Před 2 lety

    Love Pete for this, made me a huge fan

  • @Teabonesteak
    @Teabonesteak Před 3 lety

    He got a great laugh😄

  • @AstroGremlinAmerican
    @AstroGremlinAmerican Před 6 lety

    Anthony is my new favorite comic.

  • @Cubs1719
    @Cubs1719 Před 3 lety

    anthony ...Jeselnik coool story

  • @darrenwells3642
    @darrenwells3642 Před 5 lety +2

    “CEO of a pumpkin patch” holy FUCK thats hilarious 😂

  • @bbbluff9473
    @bbbluff9473 Před 4 lety +1

    Pete’s laugh really is great

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain Před 6 lety +3

    That is the best roast I have ever heard!!!! I've watched this like a dozen times over the years, and I still laugh out loud literally at it every time like it's the first time!! CEO of a freakin' pumpkin patch!!!! ahahaha

  • @lorduvaltv274
    @lorduvaltv274 Před 3 lety

    Pete feelings got hurt but he did amazing opening every door to another clever joke for Anthony.

  • @fullduck97
    @fullduck97 Před 3 lety +5

    Peter Holmes was sounding more like the joker everytime he laughed