Anthony Jeselnik - The Worst Crowd I've Ever Had
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#AnthonyJeselnik stand up from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2010.
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I heard of a performance Anthony did in which the crowd bood a joke. I thought this was about that time, but no. The time he got bood, he waited for the crowd to quiet down, then proceeded to tell the exact same joke, word for word.
Legend.
People shouldn't pay to see shit their softass can't handle.
That was a miscarriage joke, and the lady said she had 2 miscarriages. So he told her that.
Every time a video like this gets posted this reply will automatically appear in the comments because Legend.
Booed
@@modest_mind2526 I was saying Boo-urns
That one girl's laugh in the middle of the joke got me crying laughing
That was the funniest part 😂😭
🤣
99.9% of the time it would he annoying but that really was so perfect. My kind of girl.
I like your style lol
And the topic of the joke just made it better
The girl laughing before the punch line... That's the kind of girl I want and I'll never settle for less.
Fredrik Duvek good luck findin her brody
:/
She was literally disabled.
I like your style
Just before that you can hear her laugh really loud at a joke and Jeselnik looks are her kind of surprised how loud she was. 1:18
yeah all the other girls laughed after the punchline
igotchu king
One of the best ever in the business. Nobody misdirects a joke to the surprise punchline better than Jeselnik.
@@ginalinetti8975 Yeah, but with Sandler it's more of an accident.....mistake....tit.
best ever?????? Thats a stretch and then some
Hardly, every punchline could be seen coming from quite a ways a way. Maybe not the specifics but his recipe is painfully simple and he doesnt do a good job of being clever with it
I like him, but prefer Jimmy Carr.
@@shustyrackleford_710 His jokes rest so heavily on the punchline being a surprise; when the punchline ends up not being a surprise or the surprise isn't that funny, it's really unfunny. He is pretty unique and he's clearly funny, but when I sat through a 2 minute joke of his only to predict the punchline before he said it, I had to turn it off. Second guessing is a technique but just like in music, tv or movies you can't rely entirely on it because it itself becomes predictable and boring.
I’ve always loved how aggressively chill his delivery is.
"aggressively chill" is the perfect way to describe it. bravo :)
he talks totally different in real life, fast.
Real life lol @@sybotrybo1609
Cold.
All those dislikes are from Great Barrington, MA.
Fuck Great Barrington Massachusetts
😂😭☠️
all 224 of them!
at least, it won't be more with their rates :3
Im from great barrington and this this was fucking hilarious. Hate my shitty town lmao
I want Anthony to deliver my eulogy...lmao
hopefully soon
"I know we all wish Jason was here right now... especially me so I wouldn't have to be here. This whole funeral thing is kind of a drag. Not my style."
Sure wish I gave enough of the s*** about Jason to save him from drowning. But that's just not my style.
Jason Wolf i’d like to take a moment to tell all of you several of the wonderful things I know about Jason Wolfe.
OK, see you all at the wake so we can get drunk and forget this dumb son of a bitch.
I want him to deliver my son's, so I can watch it.
he sounds like he reads Shakespeare lol
Kaleb Worley Holy shit. It does sound like he’s reading poetry hahaha
Well he does have a degree in English.
His delivery is art
I believe that Shakespeare was the title of one of his audio specials. LMAO
He sounds like he thinks he wrote it.
"It's a nice place, it's got tree's and shit.."
courtney jamison that line didn’t get as much love as it deserves
... trees* (plural, no apostrophe)
This man is the master of misdirection, right up there with norm Macdonald
Pissed Bob Ross lmao
I don't know, man. He is good. But Norm Macdonald is something else.
Are you sure?
He just needs a few decades of life experience and wrinkles.
Pissed Bob Ross He‘s great, but he‘s no Norm
Lmao that one girl made him actually get a true laugh and smile haha you won’t see that normally from him
That girls giggle was adorable.
Oh my God, it's been years. Love you Anthony, you're an absolute joy.
This was dark as shit! and just as awesome!
Just as awesome as what? Dark? Or shit?
@Vankruze are you describing your relationship with your babysitter?
that girl laughing cause she already can tell what’s coming kills me, so good
I've been to 4 of his shows and I can totally relate to her.
So dark and yet so cleverly amusing. I always feel a little like I'm watching a psycho perform.
I love this guy. His latest Netflix stand up is brilliantly amazing.
sinkiy His first two specials were better imo
Bary Marsh I only see one on other one Netflix ? (2 total) Is the other on on CZcams? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it. I wish I could say one was better than the other but they are all freaking awesome lol
@@The_Primary_Axiom Calgula and Shakespeare were his first two specials and i think they're on youtube and they're also on spotify. But idk, the jokes in his new special are just as good but I kind of enjoyed his standup more when he seemed a bit less full of himself.
@@esscate awesome thanks. I'll find them
I barely laughed at his latest Netflix special.
This guy and john mulaney are among the purest comedians working today.
A Jeselnik video can be liked before even watched.
"What are you crying about? You've just got a hair cut! ... I am the one, who has to find a new girlfriend."
true dat :3 xDDD
1:25
His reaction is priceless 😂😂😂
Hes so nice to look at.
So are you...
@@michaelderyder426 haha thank you.
You are most welcome. ;)
Looks better now that at the time of this video
It sucks that she got aids.
1:20 - That woman's laugh (and his response) was hilarious!
"Let me learn you something ". Lol I lol'd at that.
That bird joke was good.
Oldie but a goldie
shamelessly have stolen this a numerous occasions, well maybe not stolen because I'm not doing standup but like used for watercooler garbage, always gets a hella laugh, and then i always tell them the truth and to look up Jeselnik haha
If u were 12 yea
He controls the crowd so well i love it
Montreal has really good crowds.
That closer, what an absolute mad-lad
This guy is legitimately one of the best around
Honestly, deep down I really hope that he actually said that.
That last burn? Because that's epic lol
He did.I know Because I was there with my family. I would have my family verify it for you,But they already killed their selves
this man knows every finish combo there are. thats how good his punch lines are.
This guy is like R rated Mitch Hedburg
I loved Mitch.
Reminds me a lot of Daniel Tosh. Same kind of dark and 'in your face' comedy style.
The difference is Jeselnik is actually funny.
@@KentBuchla and doesn't rehash his jokes every damn stand up either... lol Daniel was funny at first then he became really stupid pretty quick.
Mitch Hedberg is a God. Jeselduck is tame and lame
1:52 omg that smileeeee 😍😍😍
Makes my ovaries explode
He's my favorite comedian,(🦈 party).
Jonathan Levanthrax shark party
So sad shark party got his show cancelled. Snowflake generation couldn't handle it.
FK yeah, shark party! 🦈🎉
Brutally, unapologetically hilarious as always. Well done Sir! 👏
I love Anthony’s dark humor and delivery 😂
His show Thoughts and Prayers is insanely funny. Love this guy!!
This is effortless comedy. Love it.
Epic set
This is one of the best standup routines I've seen lmao
This man is the King of the One-liners...
Jimmy Carr holds that.
Dude Anthony is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen
I love how intricate the timing and wording is for his material.
Just saw Anthony last week at the Comedy Store and he still killed it. Guy has best timing and delivery
How have i only just now heard of this guy, he's hilarious
Alex Marinich you should definitely watch his Netflix specials then, this is a joke.
Thats what im thinking too im always searching for new comedians and youtube never recommended this before
@@lucastrader8320His earlier material isn't on CZcams since his deal with Netflix. Caligula was on CZcams for years before that.
Impeccable timing
Anthony is a good dude. Most comedians would have belittled that chick for laughing so loud before the punchline or told her to shut up or get out for taking some of the spotlight off of them but Anthony handled it respectfully and professionally.
All it took for her to laugh was the mere mention of AIDS.. I think he genuinely liked her style
She wasn't unruly or trying to be disruptive, she was genuinely laughing hard, so I think he appreciated it! Of course, on his special "Thoughts And Prayers", there was that woman laughing like a hyena for the first part of the show, and he handled that really well too.
I love his smile
Love this guy! Brilliant can’t wait until I can see more of him!
running on 4 hours of sleep and i have a big stand up playlist and its on random. im quite tired and when it popped up i smiled and all i could think of that resembled it was when the Grinch smiles from literally ear to ear
The delivery on that parakeet joke is legendary
He killed it with the last joke 😂😂
I live a stone's throw away from Great Barrington, MA. Makes this bit so much sweeter.
That redhead near the middle of the video was fineeeee af
Humor keeps evolving. This guy is amazing.
1:25 Made me laugh and smile for five minutes straight!
i LOVE THIS MAN
Dark humor is like a dead child, it never gets old
U legend
But it does get mushy
His delivery is golden...
Pure Gold! And if you aren't Anthony Jeselnik to yourself.. let me learn you something HE'S A STRAIGHT UP GENIUS!
love this guy. top 5 comedians ever
Outstanding ty \m/
This is amazing!😂😂
Hes the "Chad" they warn you about lol
This is one of the best jfl sets I've seen on this channel. The crowds in Canada are known for being tough audiences for comedians but jeselnik won them over with his "I don't give a fuck" persona and killer dark bits. Anthony is right up there with Mitch hedberg and Steven wright.
I LOVEEEEE him omg one of my top 5 comics
who are the other 4?
Your butt cheeks
video quality is fire
I feel people didn’t appreciate the second option enough. “Move!”
"point out the obvious: you should all move" killed me
Almost fell out of my chair when he said, " . . . But The Bird Was Cool." Hahahaha!
LEGEND +GOAT= Anthony Jeselnik
He’s the best at one liners.
I’ve seen this 7X and still bangs
I CANT BREATHE
Properly funny.
Awesome
Oh man get it!!! Loved it🤣🤣
Great delivery
2:03 out of all your jokes, that one is the most creative. It just shows how vivid your sick imagination can get LMAO also that bell around your grandma's neck. Well all of them are good but that one impressed me, as silly as it sounds
The jeselnik Xmas marathon rolls on😜😜😜😜😜😜
One of my all time favorite comedians!!!! He offends sensitive people, and sensitive is another word for weak.
Lack of sensitivity can also be a weakness
One of the best comedians! Please watch his Netflix stand up.
The first one was epic. The last one was mweh.
Even better than his jokes is the morbid voice and style he delivers them in 😆 a great find.
"Hey, I have aids" - "I know!" 😂🤣🤣
king of two liners
lock him and Tosh in the same room and watch galaxies collide, see an undiscovered realm of offensiveness appear into existence before your eyes, watch a new ecosystem of sociopathic misanthropes emit light... or something. idk.
They almost look alike. I dont think either is funnier than the other cause i laugh so hard on every video.
@Aye Yuh Aye Yuh you 10000% wrong.
Tosh.0 11 seasons and going
Jeselnik offensive 2 seasons barely...
Jeselnik comes off ass such a douechbag in his act it destroys the comedy in the jokes. Tosh knows how to tow that line where its still funny
@Aye Yuh Aye Yuh says idiot who thinks jeselnik is funny.
I think that would be like putting 2 magnets together on the same polarity! They both play off the premise that they're too good looking to get in any trouble for the awful shit they say, but they are both able to say shit in an amusing way. Tosh is more "classist" and Jeselnik is just evil for fun. I think it would be more like they would both feel like a usurper has entered the kingdom lol
@@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583 you just masterfully deconstructed my hypothesis. and you are 100% correct. so, I can do nothing but applaud.
This act was my first exposure to Anthony
And I decided I liked this guy
anthony: i got an email from an ex girlfriend, that she had aids-
girl: * LAUGH *
audience: laughs
anthony: :)
Genius!!
Incredibly funny man!
That last part.. savage.
Lmao I would have said "You hate that stuff here? I'd say you guys clearly love it if you're the capital of it!"
This is a clip from a show called Funny as Hell, hosted by Jon Dore in the early 2010s. This show exposed me to some of my faves...Tim Minchin, Jim Jeffries, TJ Miller, Garfunkel and Oates and of course Anthony. Funny as Hell was a big part of how I came to love stand up and admire these comedians so much
He is waaaay to hot to be this funny...... When he cracks that smile..... Floods my basement. Hubba hubba
.......And ill be ur sump pump u sick f*ck.
@@keithbrockway5759 welp thats enough internet for the day
@@peterbernard8576 Your response was funnier than anything in the video, and it was a pretty funny video.
LOL I know a lot of innuendo yet never heard that one...
@@geort45 that's cos you're too busy getting pounded innuendo.
Aww, such a funny dude. Always a fan.
"i'm the one who's gotta find a new girlfriend"
“But the bird was cool”
As someone from around Great Barrington, I agree.
What in the world makes this guy laugh? 🤔 I can't even sleep because I'm laughing so hard 🤣
If you liked that aids joke, I got good news 😂
Aladeen or aladeen? 😂
@@demolition5000 I know the reference but can you explain what does that mean?
I dind't get it even when it was told in the Dictator.
AmbitiousAngel he changed the word for positive or negative to the same word. So when he says you're HIV aladeen, you don't know if you're positive, or negative. You're either HIV aladeen (positive) or HIV aladeen (negative).
Wow, this guy was awesome. Timing is so good
We agree!