Anthony Jeselnik - Stand up for muslims

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  • čas přidán 30. 07. 2018
  • Jeselnik Offensive stand up for muslims
    Video ends around 3:00, i don't know why but youtube automatically looped the video, not my intention, hope you liked the video.

Komentáře • 383

  • @superbanks3311
    @superbanks3311  Před 5 lety +641

    Video ends around 3:00, i don't know why but youtube automatically looped the video, not my intention, hope you liked it

    • @BoogeyManXX
      @BoogeyManXX Před 3 lety +5

      it wasn't looped, it was scrambled.

    • @byewhobayou8868
      @byewhobayou8868 Před 2 lety +5

      I think CZcams knew that we wanted to hear it again. Even if they did scramble it out of sequence! Great video clip superbanks!

    • @toatsants
      @toatsants Před 2 lety +1

      I thought U had f@cked up,
      My apoliges, great video

    • @mn46842
      @mn46842 Před 2 lety

      @@BoogeyManXX p oh yyy

    • @ittaiklein8541
      @ittaiklein8541 Před 2 lety +1

      It was boring start to end.

  • @kelvinkumar5572
    @kelvinkumar5572 Před 5 lety +1236

    This video was edited by Christopher Nolan.

    • @deeloc1993
      @deeloc1993 Před 5 lety +13

      Better than Michael bay

    • @ZodsSnappedNeck
      @ZodsSnappedNeck Před 4 lety +32

      Still the most underrated joke in CZcams history

    • @grapenutz1137
      @grapenutz1137 Před 4 lety +4

      Video was edited by a lawnmower

    • @JonathanMarsala
      @JonathanMarsala Před 4 lety +2

      @@ZodsSnappedNeck why tho? explain with examples cus im really curious

    • @nolanknight4162
      @nolanknight4162 Před 3 lety +5

      Great comment, dude. From a Nolan fan lol

  • @zahkendov
    @zahkendov Před 4 lety +371

    Forget jokes about Islam, that "sorry that was insulting. what'd u do to this woman" line killed me :))

  • @creepofreek4853
    @creepofreek4853 Před 5 lety +222

    Anthony Is by far my favorite comedian. His Dark humor has inspired me to do stand up comedy and start a CZcams channel. The way he mixes Tragedy and comedy is amazing

  • @nah-brah
    @nah-brah Před rokem +27

    As a Muslim this was awesome. Very good way to mock prejudice

  • @dustinscheller7795
    @dustinscheller7795 Před 5 lety +260

    I miss his show so much

  • @brennencox516
    @brennencox516 Před 5 lety +23

    omg, it's great to hear new Jeselnik material

    • @Spaghettaboutit
      @Spaghettaboutit Před 5 lety +1

      Brennen Cox this was a TV show, you should check out all of the episodes

    • @bubonikkronik6561
      @bubonikkronik6561 Před 3 lety

      @@Spaghettaboutit have an idea where i can? watchseries stopped working

    • @Spaghettaboutit
      @Spaghettaboutit Před 3 lety +1

      Bubonik Kronik uh I'd guess Comedy Central dot com - if not Pirate Bay?

  • @martialmusicman
    @martialmusicman Před 5 lety +353

    Anthony is lowkey woke and makes fun of everyone indiscriminately in ways that are actually aware and not ignorant.

    • @grapenutz1137
      @grapenutz1137 Před 4 lety +70

      Everytime I hear the word "woke" it makes me cringe.

    • @Spathephoros
      @Spathephoros Před 3 lety +7

      He's so brave to literally mock Christians and facetiously "mock" Muslims.

    • @martialmusicman
      @martialmusicman Před 3 lety +18

      @@Spathephoros Maybe he sticks to making jokes about stuff he knows. Most Americans who talk about Muslims or Islam are doing so out of ignorance. He prides himself on smart jokes, not dumb ones. Also, there are likely a lot more Christians in his audience to offend than Muslims, so it is more brave. ;D

    • @redhothchilipeppers6299
      @redhothchilipeppers6299 Před 3 lety +3

      @@martialmusicman Only difference is Christian's won't murder you for a joke.

    • @martialmusicman
      @martialmusicman Před 3 lety +9

      @@redhothchilipeppers6299 Nor will Muslims, obviously. Only extremists of any religion would do that.

  • @lilred6791
    @lilred6791 Před 5 lety +27

    I love him! Literally my fave...i miss this show so much! 😢😢😢❤❤❤

  • @tyjoseph5440
    @tyjoseph5440 Před 5 lety +245

    This editing is worse than 9/11

  • @mistrlampshade
    @mistrlampshade Před 5 lety +20

    thank you for clearing up that looping bs. seen it often.

  • @michaelfarrow5817
    @michaelfarrow5817 Před 2 lety +12

    The "why did the Muslim cross the road" joke is wonderful.

  • @Robisquick
    @Robisquick Před rokem +12

    The funny thing is, this brings people together more than trying to work thrice as hard to not offend anybody which in turn makes everyone more and more sensitive.

  • @heathermcduffee7058
    @heathermcduffee7058 Před 5 lety +42

    My favorite part is when the guy hes interviewing says "stop YOURself" idekw

  • @TheCbot88
    @TheCbot88 Před 5 lety +178

    "common sense" lol

  • @reemalzubaidy9434
    @reemalzubaidy9434 Před 3 lety +37

    He didn’t not go far enough 😂😂

    • @diegomorales8616
      @diegomorales8616 Před 3 lety +3

      Everyone was expecting a picture of Mohammed, but it was just Aladdin.

  • @MoeLester195
    @MoeLester195 Před rokem +5

    I'm a Muslim and I miss this type of comedy , raw no PC bllsht

  • @drinkspecials
    @drinkspecials Před 5 lety +4

    This was the best. Damn I miss it!!!

  • @trenapier206
    @trenapier206 Před 5 lety +9

    The bar explodes... 😂😂😂

    • @Arnabit
      @Arnabit Před 2 lety

      Is there a hidden meaning or it just simply the bar was detonated?

  • @liampalmer4370
    @liampalmer4370 Před 4 lety +7

    How do we stop you hahah too good

  • @isard7833
    @isard7833 Před 4 lety +13

    I kind of loved the editing xDDD

  • @pyannaguy4361
    @pyannaguy4361 Před 3 lety +6

    Anthony's a badass; I got to do just a little hanging out with him during the Roseanne roast & I think it was a "Last Comic Standing,"

    • @andresherrera4158
      @andresherrera4158 Před rokem

      and? Dude, you left me hanging! I thought you were going to tell a story about him or something. LOL

    • @pyannaguy4361
      @pyannaguy4361 Před rokem

      @@andresherrera4158 Ha! A thousand pardons, my Friend, Andres! It's been more than a few years. I forget where I left my phone or glasses a couple times a day! 🤣 But, basically, "What you see is what you get, except he saves the biting wit for onstage. Out of the public eye, he's just a bright, regular guy without a trace of Show Biz ego.....sort of a humble class act!

  • @golhandincmen
    @golhandincmen Před 2 lety +1

    If I didn't know you since you were a tadpole, I would've swear that the video repeats itself.

  • @GodMentality
    @GodMentality Před 4 lety +6

    I felt like my brain was glitching watching this...

  • @bleuswifey177
    @bleuswifey177 Před 3 lety +18

    His adult humor i just love his honesty.

  • @martinhealy2902
    @martinhealy2902 Před 8 měsíci

    Great stuff!

  • @aliaalmutairi4783
    @aliaalmutairi4783 Před 3 lety

    love this dude

  • @mitchellboone9917
    @mitchellboone9917 Před 5 lety +6

    Awesome editing job.

    • @superbanks3311
      @superbanks3311  Před 5 lety +2

      Thanks man, we do what we can.

    • @AK907LSD25
      @AK907LSD25 Před 2 lety

      @@superbanks3311 I'm positive your aware the editing is awful and just extends the length of the video by repeating material.

  • @tha1986
    @tha1986 Před 3 lety

    Iconic!!!

  • @michaeltribbet9213
    @michaeltribbet9213 Před 2 lety +2

    He nailed this lollll this is hilarious

  • @stevelibby6852
    @stevelibby6852 Před 5 lety +5

    This video gave me a sense of deja vu?

  • @shapesii
    @shapesii Před 2 lety +1

    Ah! I get it now. This explains the story line behind TENET.

  • @kellenmcelrath678
    @kellenmcelrath678 Před 4 lety +1

    bracelet hittin!

  • @uralbob1
    @uralbob1 Před 2 lety

    Brilliant!

  • @undebilefandepokemon3069
    @undebilefandepokemon3069 Před 4 lety +56

    I’m muslim and I found this hilarious.

  • @novationlandscapes
    @novationlandscapes Před 5 lety +1

    I like this guy

  • @sebastianarroyo4924
    @sebastianarroyo4924 Před 5 lety +3

    Amazing

  • @LiNoeliam93
    @LiNoeliam93 Před 2 lety +1

    Yo. I think your vinyl video has got a big-ass scratch on it!

  • @bumblebeechris
    @bumblebeechris Před 3 lety

    the gentlemen playing the Muslim in the beginning was fantastic as well !

    • @AT-yj8gl
      @AT-yj8gl Před 2 lety +1

      He IS a Muslim wtf. You think they don't have enough Muslims?

  • @contardi
    @contardi Před 2 lety

    I adore Anthony.

  • @taspany
    @taspany Před rokem

    0:55 both their smiles are so cute, but the interviewee's killed me

  • @andysamuel45
    @andysamuel45 Před 4 lety +1

    i thought the crossing street joke answer is. to blow the fucking bar again 😂😂😂

  • @crybaby3710
    @crybaby3710 Před 2 lety +12

    i watched every episode of this show on Tuesdays in 2012 (including shark party) and was so disappointed when it was cancelled
    it was my bf and i's favorite show

  • @nipplesmcscrotumballz8827

    “So tell me, how do we stop you?” 😂

  • @jonesalex565
    @jonesalex565 Před 3 lety

    The drone joke was funny

  • @roberthenrypoet
    @roberthenrypoet Před 2 lety

    Jeselnik is the man.

  • @devanishant
    @devanishant Před 5 lety +15

    "Louis CK Learns About The Catholic Church."

  • @elizabeth3280
    @elizabeth3280 Před rokem

    This was hillarious.

  • @metatron3037
    @metatron3037 Před 2 lety

    Brilliant.

  • @barbaralyons3978
    @barbaralyons3978 Před rokem +2

    As a Jew I love his anti-israeli joke. It was a great joke, because it was NOT a joke. You are really brave Jeselnik. The Israeli hit squads can find you anywhere and kill you. Be careful!

  • @Shairony
    @Shairony Před 2 lety

    Ooohh.... well done, Anthony! 😂

  • @hhazze
    @hhazze Před 2 lety

    Clip so nice they played it twice

  • @josephellis3795
    @josephellis3795 Před 3 lety

    This video is like a Quinton Tarantino film

  • @AA-cu4jo
    @AA-cu4jo Před rokem +2

    what people fail to understand is that Muslims don't usually get offended by jokes on Muslims because we know we're normal human beings like everyone else having both positives and negatives...
    where we really draw the line is the jokes on our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), because He's so much loved and respected and we believe that he was a perfect human being free of any error..
    so that's the level of devotion and spirituality we have with Him that's why it's nearly impossible to tolerate disrespect to his name.. that's the only thing we care otherwise make fun of whatever you want no one cares 🤷

  • @Rudrakxh
    @Rudrakxh Před 3 měsíci

    i'm gonna tell my kids this video is where TENET movie idea came from.

  • @Hellkite-er5pg
    @Hellkite-er5pg Před 2 lety +3

    I don't get the bar joke.

  • @dustinb2258
    @dustinb2258 Před 4 lety +16

    Anthony probably punches people that say woke

  • @sdry
    @sdry Před 5 lety +25

    Jefferies: Take notes how it's done.

    • @OfficialFingazMC
      @OfficialFingazMC Před 5 lety +5

      Lol as big of a JJ fan that I was he'd never have the balls to do this!

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 Před 4 lety

      @@OfficialFingazMC Agreed. He's a complete pussy these days anyway.

  • @Studybud0990
    @Studybud0990 Před 4 lety +1

    Seems like a straight faced Daniel tosh

  • @federom2012
    @federom2012 Před 4 lety

    Amazing editing

  • @6revoL6nataS6
    @6revoL6nataS6 Před 3 lety +1

    1:20 i feel like he meant tick tick tick tick boom

  • @tonyanthony5105
    @tonyanthony5105 Před 2 lety

    AMazing

  • @MalcolmX.
    @MalcolmX. Před 4 lety

    Jeselnik is Monster

  • @KOLDBLU3ST33L
    @KOLDBLU3ST33L Před 5 lety +1

    That's some funny shit!

  • @jaredmclaren5571
    @jaredmclaren5571 Před 2 lety +2

    That dude said Robin Williams's performance in Aladdin was "awful??" Wtf are you smoking

  • @aryanensafi9410
    @aryanensafi9410 Před rokem

    Those r too funny to be offensive 😂

  • @daveknight3940
    @daveknight3940 Před 2 lety

    I love Anthony, but why is it on a loop?

  • @saadofmotham
    @saadofmotham Před 5 lety +1

    Where Is His Show Now?

  • @roncash899
    @roncash899 Před 3 lety +7

    An eye opener for all these people who think Muslims can't have a laugh. Well played.

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez Před 2 lety +1

    The only thing more repetitive than Anthony Jeselnik is this video.
    Phyllis Diller is here...

  • @hosseinmohammadi2800
    @hosseinmohammadi2800 Před 24 dny

    Anthony jesselnik is the most intelligent comedian on earth

  • @uchibenkei
    @uchibenkei Před 5 lety +13

    ask russell peters how his comedy tour of the middle east went.

    • @ebra711
      @ebra711 Před 5 lety +2

      i think it went well, didn't it?

    • @Ben-vt8ne
      @Ben-vt8ne Před 5 lety +13

      Idk, I think the dude literally wants you to go ask Russell Peters.

    • @ebra711
      @ebra711 Před 5 lety +1

      actually from his statement he meant that he knows something.

    • @dawankoya37
      @dawankoya37 Před 5 lety

      Ok. How did it go?

    • @fjjdghrfigj
      @fjjdghrfigj Před 5 lety

      Ahh Man U arnt gna tell what how it went

  • @djbloodshot
    @djbloodshot Před 3 lety

    Unfortunately i drive the same shitty car that parked in those two spaces

  • @afifshabliafifshabli899
    @afifshabliafifshabli899 Před 2 lety +1

    the style similar to hasan minhaj

  • @meganperreault5191
    @meganperreault5191 Před 3 lety +1

    Hey you are kind of enough not Chris Amberlin you been really kind
    Like really kind
    I mean like REALLy kind to people.

  • @BP2UTV
    @BP2UTV Před 4 lety

    What was wrong with Robin Williams in Aladdin?

  • @sea9994
    @sea9994 Před 2 lety

    Great 🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻

  • @One-eo5lj
    @One-eo5lj Před 5 měsíci

    he gets away with it because its funny. a lot of people into dark humour dont understand that

  • @RehmanKhan930
    @RehmanKhan930 Před 3 lety

    I founding the looping offensive.

  • @eddiebob77
    @eddiebob77 Před 2 lety

    The woman who parked the car edited this

  • @lhinghoikimkim9074
    @lhinghoikimkim9074 Před 2 lety

    Recruitment by force may be the reason!!!😜🤫🤣

  • @explosivefreak666
    @explosivefreak666 Před 5 lety +13

    ..WHEN, are you ready to do stand-up for a group of muslims.?.. Answer : When you're givin' up on life..! :))

  • @Evocati-Augusti
    @Evocati-Augusti Před 3 lety

    1 billion,180 billion

  • @corneanugeorge3491
    @corneanugeorge3491 Před 3 lety +1

    Is he still alive?

  • @numbersabcdefg
    @numbersabcdefg Před 2 lety +1

    What the hell kind of edit is this?

  • @aisforairborne
    @aisforairborne Před 4 lety +5

    I really thought he was going to have a picture of Mohammed.

  • @meganperreault5191
    @meganperreault5191 Před 3 lety

    It's spelt Madrone like brown
    So cuz you are but they don't know that.
    Been through it too!

  • @StanWilhite
    @StanWilhite Před 5 lety +2

    Why is the video looped?

  • @streameant
    @streameant Před 2 lety

    Keep them dominated, keep them civil

  • @heathermcduffee7058
    @heathermcduffee7058 Před 5 lety +3

    Such a good sport. Haha

  • @seanhammer6296
    @seanhammer6296 Před 4 lety +2

    "Inner jihad"
    Bwahahaha lmao
    Laughing is a victory in the "inner jihad."

  • @ferbobian
    @ferbobian Před 5 lety +11

    Why did they EVER cancel this show?

  • @sisigpapi
    @sisigpapi Před 4 lety +1

    I don't get the Israeli bar joke

  • @loverofthetruth6085
    @loverofthetruth6085 Před 4 lety

    Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked or stand in the way of sinners or sit in the seat of mockers. But his delight is in the law of the LORD, and on his law he meditates day and night.

  • @jovanleon7
    @jovanleon7 Před 2 lety +1

    Apparently Anthony still has a fear bone in him because he couldn't bring out a picture of Mohammad and make fun of him. David Wood is much braver.

    • @JacquesduPlessis11
      @JacquesduPlessis11 Před 2 lety

      One guy is a comedian and the other is an apologist - they don't really have the same goals

    • @jovanleon7
      @jovanleon7 Před 2 lety

      @@JacquesduPlessis11 yeah, but Anthony was trying to present himself as this fearless comedian where nothing is offlimit

    • @JacquesduPlessis11
      @JacquesduPlessis11 Před 2 lety

      @@jovanleon7 That was part of the joke mate...

  • @Blueridge-mz3fq
    @Blueridge-mz3fq Před 5 lety +2

    BAHAHA!!

  • @miajchen
    @miajchen Před 5 lety +2

    Buddhism be praised

  • @user-yb2fl2zg6r
    @user-yb2fl2zg6r Před 2 lety

    2:31 It's mean the bartender's suicide attack? Someone explain it to me please.

  • @nicoelgreeko
    @nicoelgreeko Před 5 lety +19

    Taqqiya.

    • @dylanh04
      @dylanh04 Před 3 lety

      I don't think you know what that word means.

    • @nicoelgreeko
      @nicoelgreeko Před 3 lety

      @@dylanh04 It means to purposely and purposefully lie to non muslims to advance the Islamic cause.

    • @dylanh04
      @dylanh04 Před 3 lety +1

      @@nicoelgreeko
      False.
      What is your source?

    • @nicoelgreeko
      @nicoelgreeko Před 3 lety

      @@dylanh04 Speakers Corner in England.

  • @punjabiuniversitygeteducat71

    violence wins...