Portal - Detach The Wheatley Core

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  • A Portal parody of 'Kidnap The Sandy Claws' from The Nightmare Before Christmas by Danny Elfman and Tim Burton. All vocals and music were made by myself. Animated and rendered in Source Filmmaker. Music made with Reason 8. This was highly requested for a long time. =P
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    Lyrics:
    Detach the Wheatley Core!?
    I wanna do it!
    I want it more...
    She said we should work together!
    But I hate that guy...
    I'm more clever!
    Ah, whatever...
    Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
    La, la, la, la, laaa!
    Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
    La, la, la, la, laaa!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Tear him from his shell!
    Tie him to an auto-rail...
    Into Android Hell!
    First, we're gonna set some bait...
    Inside a brand-new test and wait.
    When he comes a-snoopin' we will,
    Snap the trap and spring the plate!
    Wait! I've got a better plan!
    To catch this blue-eyed Englishman!
    Let's hack into his mainframe,
    Overclock and set his chips aflame!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Knock him on the head!
    Freeze him for the rest of time...
    In a cryo-bed!
    She'll be so pleased, I do declare!
    That she will cook him rare!
    Ahahaha!
    Weeeeee!
    I say we take a rocket-sentry...
    Aim it at his lair and then...
    Knock three times and when he answers...
    That moron will be no more!
    You're so stupid, think now!
    If we blow him into smithereens...
    He will be in pieces!
    And then she’ll NEVER hear him scream!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Throw him into space!
    Leave him there for many years!
    ‘til his power fades!
    Because our dear lady GLaDOS is the meanest ‘gal around...
    If I were on her subject list; I would rather drown!
    She'll be so pleased by our success!
    That She'll reward us too, I bet...
    Perhaps she'll even think to bake...
    Her fish-shaped-cracker cake!
    (Yay!)
    We're Her little henchmen...
    And we take our job with pride!
    We do our best to please her...
    And stay on her good side!
    I wish these robots weren't so dumb...
    I'm not the dumb one!
    You're no fun!
    Shut up!
    Make me!
    I've got something, listen now!
    This one is real good; you'll see...
    We'll leave a present at his door...
    Upon there'll be a note to read.
    Now, in the box we'll stash and hide...
    Until his curiosity...
    Entices him to look inside...
    And then we'll have him,
    One, two, three!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Release him with a click!
    Dig around inside his head,
    See what makes him tick!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Crush him into bits...
    Our dear lady GLaDOS is sure to get her kicks!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Turn him into starch!
    He’ll be out of power and She’ll be back in charge!
    Ahahahahahaha!
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    More of my Portal songs you might enjoy:
    THIS IS APERTURE - • Portal - This Is Aperture
    CAROL OF THE TURRETS - • Portal - Carol Of The ...
    HELLO - • Portal - Hello
    PIT SONG - • Portal - The Pit Song
    DEFECTIVE - • Portal - Defective
    IF I WERE A CORE - • Portal - If I Were A Core
    THE WHEATLEY SONG - • Portal - The Wheatley ...
    GLaDOS IS TO BLAME - • Portal - GLaDOS Is To ...
    DUMB WAYS TO DIE - • Dumb Ways To Die - Por...
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  • @ruttsuco.804
    @ruttsuco.804 Před 5 lety +5231

    Not gonna lie, I was half expecting Wheatley to be like “you know I can hear you right?” At the end

    • @jekubfimbulwing5370
      @jekubfimbulwing5370 Před 5 lety +968

      They were singing in an accent beyond his range of hearing.

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 Před 5 lety +177

      Jekub Fimbulwing thank you

    • @glados1418
      @glados1418 Před 5 lety +159

      The moron is too dumb to think of that.

    • @samfaber5378
      @samfaber5378 Před 5 lety +21

      @Øĉéåŋ Ęmpĕŕŏŗ nobody cares.

    • @samfaber5378
      @samfaber5378 Před 5 lety +31

      @Øĉéåŋ Ęmpĕŕŏŗ what is not relevant now?

  • @guidingkeyblade7834
    @guidingkeyblade7834 Před 5 lety +4325

    Wheatly: "You guys are scheming aren't you?"
    Everyone together: "No we aren't."
    Wheatly: "Oh, okay!"

  • @kirb2119
    @kirb2119 Před 3 lety +3089

    I love how the defective turret literally called the fact core stupid

  • @wolfhunt8400
    @wolfhunt8400 Před 2 lety +322

    I like how the detective turret and the regular turret sounds so well together when they are singing

    • @SaulGoodmanTotallyReal
      @SaulGoodmanTotallyReal Před 8 měsíci +6

      Columbo turret

    • @DavidMuri-lm5vy
      @DavidMuri-lm5vy Před 6 měsíci +6

      Literally this song has the same musical flow to it as the song kidnap Mr. Sandy Claus from the 1993 PG rated Disney movie the nightmare before Christmas, And I'm surprised I still remember this after all these years of not watching this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @volumist
      @volumist Před 11 dny +3

      ​@@DavidMuri-lm5vy Yeah you checked the description.

    • @Freddyfanmulti3214
      @Freddyfanmulti3214 Před 8 dny +1

      IT'S JUSTTTT THE SOUND OF SCIENCEEEEE

  • @kjpark0907
    @kjpark0907 Před 4 lety +1831

    “If we blow him up, he will be in pieces! Then she’ll never hear him scream!”
    *proceeds to sing about crushing him to bits*

  • @LeonMRr
    @LeonMRr Před 3 lety +2380

    It's so cute to see how much they love their queen

  • @frdspa5434
    @frdspa5434 Před 3 lety +261

    Everyone talking about the defect shooting at 2:32 but remember that this is in the defective’s mind

    • @fusionb8zy092
      @fusionb8zy092 Před 2 lety +11

      true

    • @schhur
      @schhur Před 2 lety +6

      Ant thay can just put bullits in him

    • @distracted-tea
      @distracted-tea Před 2 lety +21

      @@schhur No the defective turret literally blows up in the glad-os fight. even if bullets are put in them it wont work

    • @MaxMTTpm
      @MaxMTTpm Před rokem +1

      It was in le head

    • @ellmeble6054
      @ellmeble6054 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Co-op version of portal the defective turrets shoot.

  • @MiningNatureYT
    @MiningNatureYT Před 2 lety +221

    Defective Turret: *maniacal laughter*
    Turret: *nervous laughter*
    Turret: *reconsiders life choices*

    • @Zorinox
      @Zorinox Před rokem +5

      The defective turret…isn’t actually defective.

    • @gamerafton
      @gamerafton Před rokem +1

      @@Zorinox just out of bullets i guess

    • @Zorinox
      @Zorinox Před rokem

      @@gamerafton The defective turret in the song? Nope.

    • @gamerafton
      @gamerafton Před rokem

      @@Zorinox i mean he does have bullets for that purpose only so

    • @Zorinox
      @Zorinox Před rokem

      @@gamerafton*Then how is he defective?*

  • @yakkyrwhackr
    @yakkyrwhackr Před 4 lety +3267

    "Detach the Wheatley core, theow him into space, leave him there for many years till his power fades!"
    Chell and GLaDOS: "Hmmm....
    Good idea...."

  • @TheStupendium
    @TheStupendium Před 7 lety +2787

    This video is 100% Ray approved.
    Though it could use more sharks...

    • @Harry101UK
      @Harry101UK  Před 7 lety +451

      Death by shark for Wheatley? Damn; I missed an opportunity! ;)

    • @TheStupendium
      @TheStupendium Před 7 lety +223

      And a perfect cameo opportunity. ;)

    • @hyperhero2
      @hyperhero2 Před 7 lety +106

      Not any sharks. LASER SHARKS.

    • @themaninabucket8365
      @themaninabucket8365 Před 7 lety +25

      Harry101UK Lost opportunities, there are many

    • @TheStupendium
      @TheStupendium Před 7 lety +84

      Ray appreciates fine sharks of all varieties. Laser endowed or otherwise. ;)

  • @epicanimator3015
    @epicanimator3015 Před 3 lety +101

    The Machines: *Argue with what they should do for so long that chell already defeats him*

    • @karirasmussen5833
      @karirasmussen5833 Před 2 lety +5

      Chell killed glados 2 times then wheatly chell must be filled with Determination

  • @vikitooooooo
    @vikitooooooo Před rokem +70

    I feel bad for Wheatley. In fact, it wasn't his fault. He just wasn't designed to control the facility, but to stop GLaDOS from trying to flood the entire facility with neurotoxin. And plus, Wheatley's hardware was just too underpowered to use the mainframe. The mainframe just pushed him beyond his limits, and thus, he couldn't resist. He couldn't think properly, nor maintain the facility properly, because his hardware was just not designed for that stuff. On the other hand, GLaDOS was designed to control the facility (and to contain Caroline's mind).

    • @dominicburch2374
      @dominicburch2374 Před 7 měsíci +8

      I honestly agree with you. Wheatley was indeed, not designed to run the facility. Also, You are correct about GLaDOS containing Caroline's mind, because there is a theory that GLaDOS is actually Caroline, because during Cave Johnson's final words at the near end of the Old Aperture area, he said something about brain mapping, which I guess is when you take someone's consciousness and quite literally put them into a computer. He unfortunately passed away from lunar poison before he could put into a computer, and live forever. So I think they put Caroline's consciousness in a computer and renamed her to GLaDOS so she can run the facility, and grant Cave's final wish after he passed. What do you think? I may be going a little overboard here, but what do you think?

    • @vikitooooooo
      @vikitooooooo Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@dominicburch2374 yeah

    • @dominicburch2374
      @dominicburch2374 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@vikitooooooo I mean, in all fairness, it does make sense.

    • @vikitooooooo
      @vikitooooooo Před 7 měsíci

      @@dominicburch2374 yep

    • @fenexus404
      @fenexus404 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@dominicburch2374 It was confirmed in game itself. GLaDOS is caroline, her conscience is caroline

  • @notFideos
    @notFideos Před 7 lety +842

    *Portal 3 Credits*
    Cast
    Wheatley: Harry
    GLaDoS:Harry
    Every turret and core:Harry

  • @chell4707
    @chell4707 Před 3 lety +3051

    *•holds a sign saying: "Yes, this is canon"•*

  • @spacecore6340
    @spacecore6340 Před 7 měsíci +19

    im watching this video from space
    please never take me back
    i love it here

  • @NAFProjects
    @NAFProjects Před 3 lety +189

    I *ABSOLUTLEY ADORE* the Fact Core's lines.
    "I say we take a rocket sentry, aim it at his lair, and then knock 3 times and when he answers, that moron will be no more".
    So cute, too!

    • @laranuke1452
      @laranuke1452 Před 8 měsíci +3

      fact core is cute

    • @AjSunset5401
      @AjSunset5401 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Tbh I think that the Trojan horse way is the best

  • @vdesatch6273
    @vdesatch6273 Před 7 lety +143

    Blue-eyed Englishman. Becausing having to pause the video everytime to prevent laughter-enduced hyperventalation is something I wanted to do.

  • @demonboi6930
    @demonboi6930 Před 3 lety +2655

    Everyone: "The defective turrets are useless they can't hurt you."
    The defective turrets: 2:31

  • @elanrg
    @elanrg Před 3 lety +613

    “I wish these robots weren’t so dumb.”
    “Hey I’m not the dumb one!”
    “You’re no fun.”
    “Shut up”
    “ *M* *A* *K* *E* *M* *E* “

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle Před 3 lety +16

    As a Wheatley simp this is terrifying
    As a music lover this is amazing

  • @JacobMayne
    @JacobMayne Před 3 lety +723

    I love how this is combining literally my two favourite things ever. Nightmare before christmas mixed with portal is stuff i thought only happened in dreams

  • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username

    Poor wheatley. I'm pretty sure that it's the Central AI mainframe that makes the core evil. GLaDOS wasn't evil when she was outside of it, meanwhile Wheatley became evil as soon as he got plugged into it. You know how it goes, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

    • @ennardsteaparty870
      @ennardsteaparty870 Před 7 lety +57

      Yeah, thats why i get so ticked off when people say "Wheatley betrays you in the game!" like, dude no he didn't

    • @stuchris
      @stuchris Před 7 lety +13

      you know that this is explained within the game, right? lol

    • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
      @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username Před 7 lety +31

      Not really, at least definitely not directly.

    • @stuchris
      @stuchris Před 7 lety +16

      Glad explains as a potato that Wheatley was a core made to maker her an idiot and she called him a "tumor" remember?

    • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
      @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username Před 7 lety +20

      Well yeah, but that's besides the point. Wheatley was one of the cores that they put onto her to make her behave when she was constructed. Like the four cores that you incinerate at the end of the first game.

  • @noyz-anything
    @noyz-anything Před 3 lety +48

    If you do more of these Portalmare before Christmas songs, might I suggest "What's This" from the perspective of the Space Core in Space.
    "What's this? What's this? There's stars and SPACE abound! What's this? What's this? And there's Earth, it's big and round!"

  • @NAFProjects
    @NAFProjects Před 3 lety +14

    This is so cute!
    This sounds amazing!
    It's dubstep!
    It has the charm of Portal 2!
    It has the charm of the original!
    *SO GOOD*

  • @sketchymoof
    @sketchymoof Před 7 lety +298

    'Wait I've got a better plan to catch this blue eyed Englishman!'
    I died. 😂

    • @Harry101UK
      @Harry101UK  Před 7 lety +28

      RIP

    • @Kingman524
      @Kingman524 Před 7 lety +7

      Harry101UK (titanic themesong here)

    • @HexagonOverdose
      @HexagonOverdose Před 7 lety +3

      Wheatley The core You just got R3KT (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @nicolegardner1710
      @nicolegardner1710 Před 7 lety +2

      Hey hey hey. This profile picture ain't big enough for the two of us.

    • @nicolegardner1710
      @nicolegardner1710 Před 7 lety +1

      I was just poking fun at seeing another person with a similar profile picture.
      Carry on with your endless search on CZcams to fill that insatiable void for entertainment!

  • @cheekythemonkey748
    @cheekythemonkey748 Před 7 lety +222

    *Finishes video*
    ...
    *Silently waits in corner for Wheatley's Lament*

    • @legokenobi1185
      @legokenobi1185 Před 7 lety +28

      or "what's this?" from curiosity Core

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 Před 7 lety +7

      Trollimpo no from space core

    • @CoffieRaptorStudios
      @CoffieRaptorStudios Před 7 lety

      Superfast Jellyfish ye 83

    • @jakobthomas1926
      @jakobthomas1926 Před 6 lety +10

      "What's Space? What's Space? It sounds like lots of fun."

    • @anthraxmacabre5200
      @anthraxmacabre5200 Před 6 lety +2

      Jakob Thomas it's loads of fun!! If you can breath and survive in space otherwise you're dead!!

  • @bekfast_4781
    @bekfast_4781 Před 3 lety +17

    God this is so good! I’ve listened to this like 15 times already...

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 Před 3 lety +9

    Before I heard this I never thought the combo of nightmare before Christmas and portal 2 would ever be an thing, in pleasantly surprised with it now.

  • @ShatteredDream-ww2hp
    @ShatteredDream-ww2hp Před 5 lety +433

    Defective turret:MUAHAHAHAHA
    turret:ahahaha...
    Yeah
    That the real reason why Defective turrets dont have bullets...

  • @jeredek9901
    @jeredek9901 Před 5 lety +525

    It's funny how they sing so happily about killing someone

    • @StarGodzilla
      @StarGodzilla Před 4 lety +3

      JEREDEK wot?

    • @jeremyaster7470
      @jeremyaster7470 Před 4 lety +31

      But then you realize that "Someone" was a culmination of the greatest minds of the century working together to create the dumbest moron who ever lived.

    • @justbill8392
      @justbill8392 Před 4 lety +8

      JEREDEK Assasination classroom students.

    • @Zean1123
      @Zean1123 Před 4 lety +5

      I did when I got tired of that fucking ducks shit

    • @inversegalaxy8320
      @inversegalaxy8320 Před 4 lety +3

      They are turrets...

  • @sergodobro2569
    @sergodobro2569 Před 2 lety +6

    I just love how they sing the last notes about her being back in charge!

  • @babygirlbirdReao
    @babygirlbirdReao Před 3 lety +21

    0:30 My favorite part.

  • @reflex3843
    @reflex3843 Před 7 lety +621

    This video is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, watch this video. *Bzz*
    You should now feel mentally reinvigorated.

    • @billywhizz09
      @billywhizz09 Před 7 lety +38

      You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, then there's something wrong with you.

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker Před 7 lety +22

      You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect endlessly on this masterful music. [Video replays]

    • @TheInterNep
      @TheInterNep Před 7 lety +5

      lol

    • @SpaceNinja116
      @SpaceNinja116 Před 7 lety +2

      XD

    • @scooter9647
      @scooter9647 Před 7 lety +3

      XD

  • @Person4772
    @Person4772 Před 7 lety +413

    His neighbors probably think he is completely crazy as he talks to hmself

    • @aclevername8399
      @aclevername8399 Před 7 lety +80

      In multiple voices, I may add.

    • @inandoutmusicproduction228
      @inandoutmusicproduction228 Před 6 lety +3

      person4772 I thought that to 🤣

    • @magmamouse7270
      @magmamouse7270 Před 5 lety +13

      Henry's Neighbors: What the hell is this guy doing about a girl making a fish cake?"

    • @thederpygurl3420
      @thederpygurl3420 Před 5 lety +9

      @@magmamouse7270 Neighbors: Wait? is this guy planning a murder?!?!

    • @simplebyte5729
      @simplebyte5729 Před 5 lety +5

      Imagine just hearing from downstairs "DETACH THE WHEATLEY CORE!"

  • @Fleshi_Guy615
    @Fleshi_Guy615 Před 2 lety +8

    I didn't expect this to be a Nightmare before christmas parody, love this

  • @Vlumpty_Vonty
    @Vlumpty_Vonty Před 2 lety +7

    notice: a ton of wheatlys were harmed in the making of this

  • @deeked700
    @deeked700 Před 7 lety +301

    Eeeeey. See, quality like this is why people need to be more patient. You can't rush utter PERFECTION.

    • @deeked700
      @deeked700 Před 7 lety +9

      Oh, sweet. Nice to be noticed for a change. Thank ya for the highlight Harry. I appreciate it.

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus Před 7 lety +1

      what a nice guy!

    • @TLAO777
      @TLAO777 Před 7 lety +3

      Deeked `
      Springtrap: That's why it took so long for me to die.

    • @parkcs7529
      @parkcs7529 Před 7 lety +3

      Deeked ` these animations are not easy! So it takes forever.

  • @afghanistandaily9175
    @afghanistandaily9175 Před 7 lety +308

    feel like this guy could make portal 3 better than valve

    • @jmcb0089
      @jmcb0089 Před 7 lety +23

      He did (with some other people). It's called Portal Stories.

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus Před 7 lety +4

      but it's a prequel not a sequel

    • @notFideos
      @notFideos Před 7 lety +18

      The_steryotypical_russain Portal 3 Cast
      Wheatley:Harry
      GLaDoS:Harry
      Adventure core:Harry
      Every core:Henry

    • @hyperlight2970
      @hyperlight2970 Před 7 lety

      The_steryotypical_russain. This is true

    • @Soviniy
      @Soviniy Před 7 lety

      Wake me up inside Henry? I didn't know Fire Emblem extended into neuroscience! The more you know, nyaha!

  • @hestiarose
    @hestiarose Před rokem +5

    It's funny, this song fits into the tone of Portal like a glove. It's like they were made for each other.

  • @yethmc3606
    @yethmc3606 Před 3 lety +4

    This deserves- no REQUIRES an award

  • @michalkropkatxt
    @michalkropkatxt Před 7 lety +115

    The fuctional turret's voice is the most beautiful voice I heard in my life.

  • @DEAD-CHANNEL-IS-DEAD
    @DEAD-CHANNEL-IS-DEAD Před 6 lety +172

    *The Turret's "Yay!" was SO cute!!! ❤️❤️❤️*

    • @mithchellmcdaniel4816
      @mithchellmcdaniel4816 Před 5 lety +2

      I love this song to sing

    • @thinkkirby9025
      @thinkkirby9025 Před 5 lety +1

      :3

    • @loonloon6860
      @loonloon6860 Před 5 lety +1

      Fluttershy

    • @suffer.719
      @suffer.719 Před 5 lety +4

      Just, Turrets are cute, without any bullets....

    • @fricot
      @fricot Před 5 lety

      Now it would be cuter if it was an oracle turret.
      Welp, if you don't mind, I've got some crushin' to do **grabs a cube**

  • @boypamungkaskoswara7667
    @boypamungkaskoswara7667 Před 9 dny +1

    2:50 was just stuck in my head for years, thank goodness I came back to this video.

  • @beefbottle2816
    @beefbottle2816 Před 2 lety +2

    man , im back after years. this song will never get old

  • @adrianleo5954
    @adrianleo5954 Před 4 lety +724

    *MEANWHILE*
    Chell: *pulls a portal on moon*
    Wheatley: Oops...

    • @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit
      @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit Před 4 lety +5

      Uhh not really, at least those morons didn't get to kill me, and now I'm In space with another moron that screams "SPACE!" all the time |:/

    • @KingKablooie
      @KingKablooie Před 4 lety +6

      @@Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit *DON'T WORRY WHEATUS! IMMA COMING!*
      It'll only take a few more years. Apperantly I can't use the Governments personal Spaceship to save two robot spheres named "Wheatly" and.. I'm just gonna call space core "Big Dipper".

    • @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit
      @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit Před 4 lety +3

      @GLaDOS I AM NOT A MORON!

    • @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit
      @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit Před 4 lety +2

      @GLaDOS NO IM NO.... wait..... didn't I put you in a potato?

    • @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit
      @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit Před 4 lety +3

      @GLaDOS I'd prefer space over being trapped in a potato or android hell

  • @Sonicfan416
    @Sonicfan416 Před 6 lety +343

    And then they found out Wheatley was listening to them singing the whole time so they died

  • @nether303
    @nether303 Před 3 lety +5

    This song, out of context, sounds evil but yet it is about the main villain and I think that is genius

  • @lolitramos3671
    @lolitramos3671 Před rokem +4

    2:27 Defective Turret:Shoots
    Me:The math aint mathin

  • @atlasrules87
    @atlasrules87 Před 7 lety +840

    I actually feel bad for Wheatley because he was corrupted by the mainframe, total power corrupts, y'know.

  • @Sewshii
    @Sewshii Před 7 lety +5123

    Why hasn't valve hired you yet...?

  • @sizzlefriedder
    @sizzlefriedder Před 3 měsíci +2

    MAN, THE NOSTALGIA IS HITTING HARD WITH THIS ONE,!!!

  • @battadia
    @battadia Před 2 lety +1

    I love how P-Body is just vibing the whole time

  • @smilingiceberg955
    @smilingiceberg955 Před 4 lety +158

    2:58 the white turrent is laughing so nervously oh my god-

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Před 3 lety +20

      The turret realized that Wheatley heard them the whole time.

    • @smilingiceberg955
      @smilingiceberg955 Před 3 lety +6

      @@wta1518 I know

    • @Candme38
      @Candme38 Před 3 lety +4

      Turrents are the worst
      Turrent?

    • @Yuri-xg4ni
      @Yuri-xg4ni Před 3 lety +6

      So... That's what happens when you pirate a game as a torrent. Turret + Torrent = Turrent

  • @softi3489
    @softi3489 Před 7 lety +209

    *old man voice* "It's been 84 years..."

    • @quotvine5180
      @quotvine5180 Před 7 lety +1

      do you come from tumblr

    • @softi3489
      @softi3489 Před 7 lety +2

      yeaye123 Ye yes

    • @mostrico0728
      @mostrico0728 Před 7 lety +1

      *BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE INTENSFIES*

    • @softi3489
      @softi3489 Před 7 lety

      Mostrico07 The furry wat

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus Před 7 lety

      you don't even know where the 84 years originated from.

  • @nova7770_art
    @nova7770_art Před 2 lety +2

    The turret screaming "YAY!" was so adorable I literally melted

  • @WinterGamesYT
    @WinterGamesYT Před měsícem +1

    i love how rick and the defective turret are the only ones who properly proposed anything

  • @waffle9416
    @waffle9416 Před 7 lety +226

    Waiter: are you ready to order?
    me: yes i would like a wheatly cooked rare.
    waiter: a what?
    me: a wheatly

  • @pokepals2780
    @pokepals2780 Před 4 lety +66

    I love the attention to detail Henry has. The fact core and adventure core are planning to detach Wheatley and they were the corrupted cores in the Wheatley boss fight and I only just noticed that.

    • @patriciojose1505
      @patriciojose1505 Před rokem

      And the turrets are planning kill/destroy him

    • @369destroyer
      @369destroyer Před 5 měsíci +1

      I wonder when Space Core got roped into this XD

  • @viktorsotko4112
    @viktorsotko4112 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Even after 6 years it still a banger

  • @Uuan1000
    @Uuan1000 Před 2 lety +1

    i like how rick (adventure core) and milo (fact core) actually get to take part in defeating him

  • @rieon-plumbingfan
    @rieon-plumbingfan Před 4 lety +115

    2:57 THAT TURRET LAUGH OH MY GOD

  • @cykachu8080
    @cykachu8080 Před 7 lety +110

    BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS:
    DID THE TURRETS GET AN AWARD?

  • @neildixson3490
    @neildixson3490 Před 3 lety +3

    2:58 this laugh…it's perfect.

  • @Dzhugashvily
    @Dzhugashvily Před 3 lety +1

    i heard this 2 years ago and i remembered it again.... ahhh good old days .

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop Před 7 lety +175

    GABE, HIRE THIS GUY RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW.

    • @ghemnioc-293
      @ghemnioc-293 Před 7 lety +2

      YES.

    • @SoullessManiac
      @SoullessManiac Před 7 lety +39

      Unfortunately, Valve probably won't hire him because Harry can count to 3, and Gabe probably sees that ability to be Satan's way of possessing someone.

    • @ghemnioc-293
      @ghemnioc-293 Před 6 lety

      +CFM So true.

    • @evileyeden8024
      @evileyeden8024 Před 6 lety +1

      @Lord Omega What are you, Valve in disguise? They posted the script for HL3 online, that means they've probably quit.

    • @PretzonPretzel
      @PretzonPretzel Před 6 lety

      Evil EyeDen
      It's been confirmed for a while they've canceled Half life 3. I saw some things about a half life 4 (yea I don't know) but it's not confirmed. But yes, they canceled Half life 3.

  • @folgentpears7107
    @folgentpears7107 Před 4 lety +77

    AKA "The many ways to torture Wheatley"

  • @belle83773
    @belle83773 Před 3 lety +9

    1:20 My favourite part

  • @theveryfunnymyth
    @theveryfunnymyth Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love how at 2:04 the turret says "yay!" at the idea of getting a cake, what a silly billy :)

  • @adrianostrowski6431
    @adrianostrowski6431 Před 4 lety +79

    You know, you have to admire their devotion to GLaDOS.
    Also, the defective turret had smart ideas. I like that.

  • @tessapoletynski6947
    @tessapoletynski6947 Před 4 lety +296

    “Your so stupid think now if blow him into smithereens he will be in pieces and then she’ll never him scream!”
    *Proceeds to talk about other ways to turn him to pieces*

    • @glados_gaming4170
      @glados_gaming4170 Před 3 lety +11

      ALL OF 'EM ARE MORONS!

    • @MannicMannix
      @MannicMannix Před 3 lety +3

      Yes but that’s how the original song whent

    • @NAFProjects
      @NAFProjects Před 3 lety +8

      No, that's what *GLaDOS* will do. They're not gonna destroy him directly, they're just gonna detach him.

    • @Jermain-cz4bh
      @Jermain-cz4bh Před 3 lety +5

      @@NAFProjects sure shooting him with a billion bullets is detaching him

    • @reychiu2581
      @reychiu2581 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Jermain-cz4bh i assume they’ll shoot at the wires, and i dont think bullets will immediately turn him into pieces, but might break him off or deactivate him

  • @ThatPillow
    @ThatPillow Před rokem +1

    I like how he peeks into their conversation in the first scene of their planning, I wish there was some mention of this

  • @chugunniy_povelitel
    @chugunniy_povelitel Před 3 lety +2

    Damn, this is like everyone wants to destroy ice age baby, but with Wheatley

  • @jazzydrawz3792
    @jazzydrawz3792 Před 5 lety +241

    The more I listen to this the more I realise this is a "dumb ways to die" video with Wheatley.

    • @slashplane
      @slashplane Před 4 lety +1

      Untill you remember this is a parody of nightmare before Christmas.

    • @oomishroomi8171
      @oomishroomi8171 Před 4 lety

      True

    • @robust2426
      @robust2426 Před 4 lety

      @Gregory Steedley Actually watch the movie the nightmare before christmas the part the kids sing about catching santa and the you will finally see the truth.

    • @glad0sa.i.348
      @glad0sa.i.348 Před 3 lety

      The dumbest way is to wait around for Half Life 3

  • @OnMyGooberGrind
    @OnMyGooberGrind Před 4 lety +389

    NOTICE: No Wheatleys were actually harmed in the making of these scenes

    • @MischievousMoth
      @MischievousMoth Před 4 lety +19

      Good, do you know how hard it is to fix us Cores? Bloody hard..

    • @fatkrabs752
      @fatkrabs752 Před 4 lety +8

      @@MischievousMoth do you know how much time it takes us to wake up from being knocked over? 23 years

    • @MischievousMoth
      @MischievousMoth Před 4 lety +2

      @@fatkrabs752 damn.. feel bad for you turrets

    • @MischievousMoth
      @MischievousMoth Před 4 lety +1

      @Hume zee true.. true.. OHFUCKWHEATLEYGOTINCONTROLAGAIN-- FUCKHETURNEDMEINTOAPOTATOHELP-

    • @MischievousMoth
      @MischievousMoth Před 4 lety

      @Hume zee HELPWHEATLEYTURNEDMEINTOAPOTATO-
      AAAAAAAAA--

  • @solarial2008
    @solarial2008 Před 2 lety +3

    D.Turret, W.Turret, Rick and Fact Core succeeded to detach Wheatley, but the result was NOT what they expected out of GLaDOS:
    She didn't reward them.
    She just sent them back to their jobs, much to the anger to the group, which caused the turrets to overthrow GLaDOS in a song-y revolution. GLaDOS was now PianOS in this alternate universe

  • @ApatheticFish3667
    @ApatheticFish3667 Před rokem +1

    I love how the turret sounds so nervous when it laughs

  • @doggo4616
    @doggo4616 Před 7 lety +1242

    NEVER CLICKED ON A NOTIFICATION SO FAST

  • @minhdo9845
    @minhdo9845 Před 7 lety +84

    This is Aperture
    The Wheatley Song
    Defective
    Making Science
    Detach the Wheatley Core
    They seem to fit in a Portal 2 Musical.

  • @androidandpctechtips7525
    @androidandpctechtips7525 Před 3 lety +2

    Thank you for this song i had surgery and thissong distracted it from my suffering

  • @GREENGAMER2143
    @GREENGAMER2143 Před měsícem +1

    I like how half these plans involve atlas and p-body doing the work since they have arms and legs

  • @LinkieLinkGameing
    @LinkieLinkGameing Před 7 lety +299

    And another amazing Portal song by Hary101uk!
    I'm excited to see what you have next! >w

  • @TyranntX
    @TyranntX Před 5 lety +200

    This parody song is more gruesome than original!
    I like it

    • @grrlstar100
      @grrlstar100 Před 4 lety +13

      TyranntX the original is just kids not knowing what kidnapping is and making plans to kill santa

    • @nicholasros7887
      @nicholasros7887 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah yeah yeah boring

    • @GSFigure
      @GSFigure Před 4 lety +2

      @@grrlstar100 lmao

  • @Oldsaintnick1980
    @Oldsaintnick1980 Před 2 lety +5

    Everyone: the defected turret is useless it can't hurt anyone.
    The defected turret: 2:32

  • @_The_RFG_Club_
    @_The_RFG_Club_ Před rokem

    always gotta come back to this song man, it is amazing

  • @kirbl1153
    @kirbl1153 Před 4 lety +134

    Before: *BLAAAAAAAAAME*
    Glados is to *BLAAAAME*
    Now:
    *DETACH THE WEATHLEY CORE*

  • @marcogh
    @marcogh Před 7 lety +77

    This is proof it's not all about what software you use, it's about your skills.

    • @Liyniia
      @Liyniia Před 6 lety

      TMC MarCodeRed Very end look at other sfm videos.... you need a b huge amount of skill for that

  • @ShaneLawYT
    @ShaneLawYT Před 3 lety

    this is just the best portal 2 music you made that i have heard!

  • @swagmastuh69
    @swagmastuh69 Před 2 lety +4

    Dude wheatley revived himself like a billion times he must be immortal

  • @mattmanxd4190
    @mattmanxd4190 Před 4 lety +42

    Wheatley is easily one of my favourite video game characters and I was so heartbroken when he turnt evil. I wish he didn’t need to betray me and be thrown into space where he will suffer a boring life until his power fades.

  • @probablynot8154
    @probablynot8154 Před 7 lety +98

    Holy crap, you have loved a bunch of comments.
    Shouldn't we be the ones loving your videos?

    • @Kingman524
      @Kingman524 Před 7 lety +8

      Ayciate :3 well we already do

  • @edwardtaylor275
    @edwardtaylor275 Před rokem +2

    At 0:42 the cubes on the left are the cube from the educational version of portal 2.

  • @sayetaroh2416
    @sayetaroh2416 Před 3 lety +3

    2:32 I am so proud of the defective turret here

  • @AliceDarling1212
    @AliceDarling1212 Před 7 lety +125

    So its offical. I've broken the replay button.

  • @1nfinitune533
    @1nfinitune533 Před 6 lety +289

    "The perfect Portal song doesn't exi-"
    *This channel pops up*
    "I stand corrected"

  • @Oklahomarailfan.
    @Oklahomarailfan. Před 2 lety +2

    I just listened to a song of robots planning a coup against another robot. Beautiful

  • @krisbies
    @krisbies Před 11 měsíci

    Can we please appreciate how Atlas and P-Body are incorporated into this animation? Like, Harry always does a good job with them but they are so well utilized here!

  • @snikosink
    @snikosink Před 6 lety +119

    No Wheatley’s were hurt in the making of this video

  • @lorelaitodd-watkins7203
    @lorelaitodd-watkins7203 Před 7 lety +188

    Now all we need is a "What's this?" parody!

    • @christlisnull2750
      @christlisnull2750 Před 7 lety +15

      Tristan Todd-Watkins
      I think it could be Glados's reaction in Portal 1, to Chell surviving all the tests she goes on through. It would be nice to go back to where it all began.

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 Před 7 lety +6

      Tristan Todd-Watkins it would be sung by the space core about stuff in space

    • @launched_
      @launched_ Před 7 lety +3

      Tristan Todd-Watkins Maybe Wheatley would sing it when he got in control of the facility.

    • @WrathieReign
      @WrathieReign Před 7 lety +16

      "What's this? What's this? There's astroids in the air! What's this? What's this? Space is everywhere!"

    • @fnafcrafters4726
      @fnafcrafters4726 Před 7 lety +1

      Tristan Todd-Watkins yes please

  • @misterkillhappy
    @misterkillhappy Před rokem +2

    Honestly would have been a terrifying alternate ending for the robots that were either built when GLADOS was in charge or not connected to the syndicate all ran at Wheately while he was in control and jumped and started trying to rip him out of control zombie apocalypse style. Like you would see Wheately activate an attempt at a counter for the robot mutiny by using turrets or something like that and they would all get overran by the larger number of robots who were not only built to secure the facility, but also ensure the person in charge is safe, that being GLADOS.

  • @TheGLaDOS10
    @TheGLaDOS10 Před 3 dny +2

    *DETACH THE WHEATLEY CORE!*