Portal - Wheatley's Rap
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This is the little Portal 'rap' (if you can call it that) video I promised last year when I hit 100,000 subscribers. Originally planned to finish and release it by 150,000 subscribers, but tons of projects popped up that took up my time. How time flies! Not the best 'rap' ever, but it was pretty fun to make. =P
All music, voices and animation by yours truly.
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This took about 2 months of work; spread out over about 6 months, which was slowed down because of a lot of other large projects.
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My other Portal songs you may enjoy!
This Is Aperture
• Portal - This Is Aperture
Carol Of The Turrets
• Portal - Carol Of The ...
If I Were A Core
• Portal - If I Were A Core
The Wheatley Song
• Portal - The Wheatley ...
Defective:
• Portal - Defective
The Pit Song:
• Portal - The Pit Song
Making Science
• Portal - Making Science
GLaDOS Is To Blame
• Portal - GLaDOS Is To ...
Dumb Ways To Die
• Dumb Ways To Die - Por...
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Lyrics:
Hey my name's Wheatley; I'm a brilliant little core!
I didn't know what to expect when I opened up that door!
I showed her where the gun was; she progressed like a pro!
Such a good jumper too...
(Trust me, I know!)
When we found GLaDOS, I kinda woke her up!
She wasn't happy, nooo... she crushed me like a cup!
Found a great big bird; it put me on my rail!
When I found Chell again, I tried to tell her the tale!
(But!)
That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
We went behind the scenes to try and escape!
She tried to crush us again: got through without a scrape!
Destroyed her neurotoxin and replaced all the turrets!
Turns out they're pretty useless without any bullets!
We made it to her chamber; I was ready to insert!
Then Chell pressed the button...oooh, man that hurt!
I did lose control, I'll be the first to admit...
I even punched Chell down a deadly pit...
That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
With GLaDOS out the picture, I could call the shots!
Did a little digging and came across the bots!
Had a real bad itch and needed to do some tests!
But first I had to deal with those troublesome pests!
Chell and the potato, made it to my lair!
I only tried to help them; it just wasn't fair!
Then Chell shot a portal on to the moon!
And it sucked us out like a big typhoon!
That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
Spaaaaace!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
[x4]
That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
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Harry Callaghan
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August 'Rantis' Loolam
HWM Chell Model
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Software Used:
Animation - Source Filmmaker
Editing - Adobe Premiere Pro CS6 , Adobe After Effects CS6 , Adobe Photoshop CS6
Music - Reason 8
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"He gained some power and lost his shit" Never thought I'd hear something like that from a turret...
SWEARING DETECTED
Why does it have to be Christian
WaTcH yOur lANguAge liTTle tuRRET
Noce
(i haven't watched portal) but i think that all the cores would just lose their sanity when they have SO MUCH POWER... the turrets probably just want GlAdOs back (sorry if i misspelled her name)
“Going home 2, coming soon”
..4 years later..
He should do a cliffhanger and not release a third one.
shut up you whining piss baby, he's working on it!! stop rushing him.
5 years later....
@@pancake5830 lol
If you want a good quality content, don't rush the person who does it. It must be his pleasure, not a chore.
I love how Wheatley is singing and actually paying attention to what's happening and listening to what turrets say, _and space core is just zooming around in the background_
I just sussed out that the Portal on the Moon thing was literally foreshadowed by Cave Johnson saying directly 'Moon Rock is a very good Portal conductor.'
I think the idea of that is that chel hears that and that’s why she shoots it onto the moon at all
Though chell has god like aim
Ah. Finally, someone who isn’t a moron and missed this.
Also means Wheatley is a moron too.
@@pug8714 or the portal gun has near hitscan shotspeed
I dont know what's funnier, the turrets calling wheatley out on his shit, or the turrets saying "shit"
Jakson Haley Just them saying " shit "
Jakson Haley neither it's the beginning where it says just straight up "You're late" with obvious annoyance.
SHIT
Kareem Chung hey shut up
Kaicrafter 1899 how dare you say that to my brother
I think the reason Wheatley felt so much pain during the core transfer is that the machine have to readjust wheatley's frame so he will fit on to the controls. That explains why his face is more mobile and extendable. It's basically having surgery without taking anything.
There's a reason we have meds. Poor wheatley.
Is no one gonna talk about how he MADE THIS UP ON THE SPOT!?
GLaDOS says he’s a moron but he rapped like a pro!
From the reaction he makes in the beginning makes it seem like it’s the first time he heard that track, so he made up the entire rap on the fly!
He probably prepared. That's why he was so late.
@@Totally_Bonkers he didn't pick the beat so idk
He may have had the lyrics played out for the most part
He wasn’t a moron core he just didn’t find his purpose.
R A P P I N G
Yup, weird
7 years later and it is still a banger
facts
@@fantoon2453 agreed
@@fantoon2453 I also agreed
Agreed
Fr
Actually, since Wheatley is British (or at least *sounds* British) he didn't turn GlaDOS into a potato chip, he turned her into a potato *crisp*
Its a joke about computer chips. Get it? Potato-CHIP
He’s Irish if ya didn’t know
@@helptime6519 really?
E.N.D Productions yep I know accents
@@helptime6519 Good point
When the space core said “Spaaaaaace”
*i felt that*
Me to me to
We all felt that
I think i'm the one you're talking about
SPACE CORE!
69 likes nice
"Going Home 2 coming soon"
0:39 everyone when he finally makes it in 2029
Dont worry guys he’s just rendering it in source 2
In 2121
Well it said coming soon it never spesified
Lmao
At this point I think that's too soon lmao
CZcams: “valve viewers also watch this channel”
No shit Sherlock
yea lol
lmao
@@SagetheIdiotArtist lol i literally assumed these replies where like 7 months old. lmao
Krik
that's like if CZcams tells you that [insert name] viewers also watch the channel you're looking at....
and it's their alt channel
Wheatley:* Is dropping sick beats *
Space core: SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE
I just came on that part xD
Spaccececececececececeececcecececec
He got those vocals tho
Best part of the song
Space!
I love his little gasp when the turrets start singing
@Siren Nose it's a mood for sure
"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space."
"Space going to space can't wait."
"Space..."
"Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!"
"Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again."
"Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space."
"Space space wanna go to space"
"Space space going to space oh boy"
"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!"
"Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops. Here come the space cops."
"Help me, space cops. Space cops, help."
"Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going."
"Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space."
"Space. Space."
"I'm going to space."
"Oh boy."
"Yeah yeah yeah okay okay."
"Space. Space. Gonna go to space."
"Space. Space. Go to space."
"Yes. Please. Space."
"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"
"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"
"Gonna be in space."
"Space."
"Space."
"Ohhhh, space."
"Wanna go to space. Space."
"[humming]"
"Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space."
"I love space. Love space."
"Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper."
"Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit."
"Space..."
"Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!"
"Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look."
"Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer."
"Space space wanna go to space"
"Wanna go to -- wanna go to space"
"Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space"
"I'm going to space."
"Space!"
"Space!"
"Hey hey hey hey hey!"
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Hey lady."
"Lady."
"Space!"
"Lady."
"Space."
"Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady."
"Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space."
"Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!"
"Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!"
"Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space."
"I love space."
"Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space."
"Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space."
"Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space."
"Gotta go to space."
"Gonna be in space."
"Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space."
"Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion."
"Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE."
"Going to space."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space."
"Love space. Need to go to space."
"Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space."
"Space."
"So much space. Need to see it all."
"You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes."
"Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space."
"Please go to space."
"Space."
"Wanna go to space."
"(excited gasps)"
"Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space."
"Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!"
"Hey lady."
"Hey."
"Lady."
"Hey lady. Lady."
"Hey."
"Lady."
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!"
"Space? SPACE!"
"I'm in space."
"I'm in space."
"Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space."
"There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star."
"Getting bored of space."
"Bam, Bam bam bam! Take that, space."
"Are we in space?"
"We are?"
"Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!"
"We made it we made it we made it. Space!"
"Earth."
"Wanna go to earth."
"Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth."
"Wanna go home."
"Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home."
"Earth earth earth."
"Don't like space. Don't like space."
"It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth."
"SPAAACCCCCE!"
"SPAAACE!"
"YEEEHAAAAAW!"
"Ah!"
Wow. I wonder how long did this took you to write. XD
Woah
Did you just recite all of space cores lines? Woah dude, S P A C E
I regret expanding this...
wOw
Who else agrees that the Space Core needs his own song all to himself?
I do
me
y e s
y e s
ME
I'm still concerned about if Harry is the actual portal 2 animator or just REALLY good at it
the actual one i bet
He does Wheatley’s voice in it tho
Edit: He does not
Prop did both games
Honestly I thought he was
Explodingsheep NI
Note: If Epic Rap Battles of History ever needs someone to play Wheatley, they should definitely call Harry.
Agreed.
+Aayush Das Harry
agreed
+FallingIntoBlack totally
+FallingIntoBlack yes yes yes YES YES!! EITHER WHEATLEY OR GLADOS IN A RAP BATTLE WOULD BE SO FUCKING INSANE.
Petition for harry101UK to make a 10 hour version of Space Core going *"S P A C E"*
2:42 my favorite part
Harry in 2015 : "Going home 2. Coming soon."
Harry in 2020 : "I never said that !"
Well, this suck's
Bagatom, Still waiting for the zombie portal thing.
I think Detach The Wheatley Core is an actual Going Home sequel.
@@crispen_archives well it should be before it bc he was a main core (took it from GLaDOS)
make that 5 years
Me: Yo pass the aux
Friend: You better not play trash
Me:
I'm fully prepared for any criticism I may receive for this question, but I have to know: What does "Pass the aux" mean?
@@johnpooky84 it means "pass the beat" please reply if you dn't know what that means.
@@Red-Apple4 i think its like pass the audio input xD
@@johnpooky84 to pass the aux chord, so that you can connect it to your phone and play music through the speakers. Hope this helped, have a great day
For everyone: Song starts at 1:09
* 1:06
* 2:42
When space core said “space” i felt that
We all did
1:55
"I was ready to insert"
Wheatley's suggestive face though
Awww yush!
Jxdkid oh my god O.O
"And aw man! Did it hurt!"
Jxdkid *sex sex sex*
***** smooth. very smooth, dude.
Wheatley: *Accidentally sings in the wrong key.
Misson failed fall back fall back
Wheatleys excuse? "I-it was a glitch I swear!"
Mission failed no respect
@@cod9491 :)
SHUT UP JEEZ
2:41 6 year old me when my kindergarten teacher ask's me where are austronauts working
SPACE!!!
2:43
3:26
"2 Robots got drafted into Vietnam to take revenge to the Farmers and trees"
*Wednesday, 20-3-2031*
pulls out M16 instead of a portal gun
My favorite thing about this glorious piece, is when the turrets start singing and Wheatley looks slightly surprised. Like he knew they were going to write him a hook for this great rap he had planned, but he didn't anticipate it being so insulting & blunt! Lost his shit, indeed. It's perfect. I'm not sure if it was intentional or not, but it's a great touch.
The space core solo is the best part
Logan Browne spaaaaaaaaace
Logan Browne its like SPHAAAC SPAHAHAHAC
Logan Browne space space space space!
Logan Browne yha u said
It's at 2:42
8 years later and only just noticed that the space core is orbiting wheatley because of how dense he is
This reminds me when I first bought portal in 2015. It was a brilliant game. All the memories are coming back to me.
Hearing the turrets swear is surprisingly satisfying...
_He gained some power _*_and he lost his shit_*
Ohhh, i get it.
I dont ;-;
@@fatkrabs752 The shit went missing, he's still looking for it
@@hazeltree7738 noice
He went insane and almost blew up the facility because he thought that by silencing the reactor alarms, it'd be fixed.
5 years later and i still love this song!
I remember listening to this along time ago I still love it to this day
wheatly: i hate chell with all my heart. well.. aqually half.
space core: what do you hate with the..
wheatly: *YOU*
Thats a good one, but i guess space core is the only thing keeping wheatley from going insane cause of loneliness
SSSSSPPPPAAAAACE
Wheatley: SHUT UP
@@portalmaster1018 Now i ship spaceley harder, thanks.
@@Adr3n0chr0m3 weird ship, but sure alright then.
Year 1:
Space core: SpAcE
Wheatley: Nice?
Year 2:
Space core: SpAcE
Wheatley: This I getting old. T.T
Year ???:
Space core: SpAcE
Wheatley: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!!! ): '(
Year 9162526182657282726281872655273625:
Space core: SpA-
Wheatley: *ded*
Is he late, or are we too soon?
Comrade Canary Deep.
Comrade Canary A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Derp.
TheRexDark unless hes in space
Comrade Canary hes not late and we aint too soon! hes in space time is slowler out there ;)
2015: Going home 2 coming soon!
2020: Still waiting
2023: STILL waiting
And now welcome to: Determine if either Harry or Stephen is talking! I only thought of this like, a few years after I first discovered Harry’s channel
Meanwhile in space:
Space core: can i tell you something?
Weatley: let me guess...space?
Space core: SPAAAACE.
Weatley: i know it!
Space!!! Space!!!
Knew*
oh hi charles!
OH FOR THE LOVE OF-
*deep breath* SSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone else find it cute that the space core was included? 😂
Yes
BBFC Cinema *_Yes_*
SpAcE SpAaAaCE
Yes
No
Six years later, still a banger!
not only did I manage to memorize this but I also thought of a dance for it
2:42 what infinity ward thinks when making a cod game
I see what you did there 😂
Infinite warfare be like
3:18 this is what valve spends their time doing instead of making half life 3
Shipwreck115 I
Shipwreck115 they did it once though
1:05
Hello you asked for a timestamp that will never be found.if found dont ignore these,it's rare to be seeing those in this video.
Thankyou for your service
He says T
😊😊
“He gained some power and he *lost his shit*” that’s the best line and no one can tell me otherwise
[Why are you so smug, turret? I bet if it were rushed to be on time, he may never have animated you in the first place.] I LOVE the closed captions!
Has anyone realized that the satellite that Wheately hacks is an Eyebot from the Fallout series?
which fallout can it be seen in. all or some? if some which ones
Nathan Baker I only played new Vegas and 4, but I know that the eyebot is in both.
+Lord Espurr Its in 3, new vegas, and 4
+Lord Espurr I thought I was the only one. Maybe it was because I played a lot of Fallout New Vegas with ED-E.
it's not a eyebot from fallout but it is an eyebot because if you look at it that you will see it's a aperture science eyebot it has the aperture science logo on it
Something about turrets swearing is just too funny for me
Chara Jones 3
Chara Jones the number 3 is a myth
Chara Jones I know right I thought it was cringy
Pretty sure 'cringy' and 'funny' are two very different things.
Chara Jones lol
Hello Harry,
I guess you'll never read this.
But if you do i just want to say one thing: im listening to this and the other songs you did about portal over and over again.
And the Wheatly Rap is my favourite since it pictures the story of Portal 2 from his side and how he regrets his mistakes and wants to go home...
Please never stop believing into yourself, you did here something incredible, and im sure you will do it again
the portal series somehow feels nice to me like, the lore, the characters, it's a charming little world and i like the technology
The best part about this song is the Space Core solo
TRUUUUEEE THO
So true
Sorry, but there's some people that might disagree on that...
SPAAAAAACE!!!!!
That is a fact
-the fact core
Me: You know what we need more of? Space-
Space Core: Space?
SPACE!
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Me:...on the computer. I only have 5 mb left.
English Guy4, that’s me, when I want to download portal 2 but roblox and minecraft needs a update,
херов инглиш гей
Holy cow im doomed
“Going home 2 coming soon”
.... it’s been 5 years
My favourite Part of the song is when the space core just says "space " a lot😅
1:54
“We made to her chamber, I was ready to insert”
Damn Wheatley... I always knew u were a freak but DAMN
Lul
oh I get it ._.
remixmaster2006 lmao😂
@@themailmandidmywife *After recording the footage gets sent to the other bots so every bot in the facility knows now*
remixmaster2006 LMFAO😂😂
Makes wheatly rap
Puts space core in thumbnail
Logic.
Core
Electro Squid Space
_pulls gun out_ “is there anything wrong with that may I ask?”
Seems legit
After watching how he makes records and edits those sounds I respect his work more from the first time I watched this.
I love how wheatley always gets distracted when the space core floats by XD
4 years later and I still think Harry should make portal 3
Tronboy 23 you mean the cinematics
he helped make Portal stories Mel technically portal 3
3?
Aperture Science Official say 3, threeeeeee. Ok what you did there was Alyx, say three.
#bringweatlyback
Valve should make wheatley a desktop assistant.
MUCH better than Microsoft Windows desktop assistants.
No no no don't touch that file you'll kill us!! AAAHHH!!! Wait, oh bloody hell, why would they put that in if they wanted no one to use it? It's useless!
I would rather not be a desktop assistant
i cant be a desktop assistant too because i AM WINDOWS 10
Then he turns on you and deletes all your stuff
0:07 Hey its my buddy ED-E!
a whole year passes and I still can't get used to how weird/funny it sounds when a turret curses using any word other than "hell" (well, there *is* turret/android hell, so "hell" doesn't really "bother me") XD
Yay, I can't wait for the second part! ^,^
PS: Congrats to 250k mate!
I agree with this guy
Greyard white Hello Mr."TARDIS" :3
NewGamesPlays HI! :D
Greyard white HI, TARDIS! REMEMBER ME?
I love how a tiny bit of the song shows HECU soldiers and the last part is the test robots getting attacked by a headcrab
Turret: you're late
Wheatley: no I'm not
Me: *wonders why Wheatley doesn't bring up the fact that time is only relevant to the planet you're on, and because he is in space, there is no time*
Also me: *realizes Wheatley was designed to be a moron*
This is like almost as nostalgic as the games themselves thank you
3:39 Wow!
Universal Studios teamed up with you?!?
Cool!
Oh, wait. That's just a core.
When you think you know something but ur wrong
Yesn’t
Oof
lol
can someone tell me what song is this?
6 years later still a melodic masterpiece
7now
I just came back to re listen and for some reason, It still goes hard.
Cool, it's out! Great job!
That teaser at the end! Wow! I am hype!
A long time later
Glenn Crum I hope to God that once he's done with Going Home 2, he'll work on Meet the Cores 2.
Glenn Crum I'm thinking we finally get to see what comes of Rick, as he actually went into space too.
The Wheatley Rap is now available on iTunes too! Originally I wasn't going to put it on there, but a LOT of people requested it; so you can grab it from there now. There's still a free download in the video description though. ;)
Second were is going home 2
Is that a EDE bot from Fallout New Vegas Wheatley is using ?
+Harry101UK Kinda surprised you don't have more subscribers. Love your music
+Harry101UK awesome musics dude!
+Harry101UK awesome music bruh
Favorite part: 2:51 space core saying space
one of the most banger chorus's ive ever heard ngl
Hearing a turret say "Shit" is really funny to me for some reason. xD
Shit means control
Haha yes i was looking for this Comment XD
+Ronald Andreas Spro Lamarque It even funnier because the first time its said a turret in back goes "oooh"
cuz its a bot
Me too o.o
"Coming home 2 coming soon" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE JOKE. Jk, love your animations mate.
Oh how I still remember how when this video was fresh the subscriber count was a bit lower than the video. I'm glad that now it's much higher, though really, after all these years and hard work, much more recognition is deserved.
I've never seen anything better than space before!
2:42 my favorite part of all
crazy kitty me too
SPAAAaaaAAAaaaAaAaAaaaAaaaaAAaaace
Spaaaaaceeee
Space
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccceeeeeeeee
His sfms are so good. He should at least have millions of subscribers. Would also be cool if Winglet and Him collaborate. These guys are brilliant animators.
"Coming soon" Clearly he is finishing it up it will be a master piece.
I still remember this video it was so good and i remember back when i listen to this song on a daily and then i forgot about it
Hey, that was a nice song. Very fun, creative, and HOLY FRIG PART 2 OF GOING HOME IS COMING I'M SO EXCITED!
PixL You can't get rid of me. Many tried, they all failed!
Oven never seen you so I guess I'm kinda the first to get rid of you in a way
Ive
Gotham Michael Never, huh? Then get ready, this won't be the last you've seen of me!
Lab Matt ....wat? did I miss something?
This is the perfect summary of the entire game
I live for this song now
i AM SQUEALING STUPIDLY LOUD
Simply amazing. Love the Chorus especially =)
i've had this song stuck on my head for three years, i finally found it again...
1:18 Hi, I'm Wheat Harrison, and this is my science lab. (Sorry, I know it's a dead meme, i just had to.)
1:16 -_-
*Me hearing the word Shit in a Harry101UK video*
OoOODAOWPDKAWDJAWSKLMDOAWDM OMFG NWJADAJWD WTF
MajWay and u just said fuck :D
i like the part when diper said space
Diper?
123rd like
Ikr
this is one of my favorite songs by harry!
I think that’s the first time I have heard a turret swear. I love it.
Lyrics:
Hey my name's Wheatley; I'm a brilliant little core!
I didn't know what to expect when I opened up that door!
I showed her where the gun was; she progressed like a pro!
Such a good jumper too...
(Trust me, I know!)
When we found GLaDOS, I kinda woke her up!
She wasn't happy, nooo... she crushed me like a cup!
Found a great big bird; it put me on my rail!
When I found Chell again, I tried to tell her the tale!
(But!)
That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
We went behind the scenes to try and escape!
She tried to crush us again: got through without a scrape!
Destroyed her neurotoxin and replaced all the turrets!
Turns out they're pretty useless without any bullets!
We made it to her chamber; I was ready to insert!
Then Chell pressed the button...oooh, man that hurt!
I did lose control, I'll be the first to admit...
I even punched Chell down a deadly pit...
That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
With GLaDOS out the picture, I could call the shots!
Did a little digging and came across the bots!
Had a real bad itch and needed to do some tests!
But first I had to deal with those troublesome pests!
Chell and the potato, made it to my lair!
I only tried to help them; it just wasn't fair!
Then Chell shot a portal on to the moon!
And it sucked us out like a big typhoon!
That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
Spaaaaace!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
[x4]
That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
Nice copy and paste.
Plus the lyrics are in the description.
I’m surprised you did all that hard typing
nice copy paste [2]
Yes
Nice copy paste [3]
I really love this, but man it just sounds so WRONG to hear a turret say 'shit'!
Reprogramming is a bitch
ender king irony
duffmunt IRON-y
ender king the all mighty IRON-E
Hjálmar Húnfjörð Sverrisson YES BOW DOWN TO MY IRON-E
A 'bit' MY GOD IT WAS AN EXTRA 100,000K, In all honesty... You're amazing
3 years later i still think the space solo was fire
100/10 space part
I love the Turrets, and Space Core.
Ira Wingrove Play it in reverse...
1000000000000/10 other parts
Ira Wingrove same. I'll give him a 100000000/10 :)
hi weatly! btw i love you even thow you almost killed me 10000000 times
I will talk to Wheatley in Binary now.
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Fact: I had to call him a Moron because GLaDOS told me to call him that.
Fact Core
Say to GLaDOS to try not to crush Wheatley if she ever goes back to the robot form.
I did
i tryed to translate this and got nn¯èåúI:91/) p:RJ§ äµ so what does that mean
only a moron like weatley could understand don't sweat it
actually, you said something along the lines of this:nn¯èåúI:91/) p:RJ§ äµ
From the person who made the soundtrack for Portal Stories: Mel I wouldnt expect any less. GREAT WORK!
"Going home 2 coming soon"
Said Harry 6 years ago
Listing to old portal songs I used to listen to when I was like 12