Future Where Being Single Is Considered A Crime

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  • čas přidán 26. 11. 2021
  • In the near dystopian future, not being in a relationship is considered a crime. To survive in the world, one should always be with a romantic partner.
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  • @floursandroses
    @floursandroses Před 2 lety +5931

    "He is short-sighted" "I guess he didn't see it coming" lol ...the puns are the best part of these recaps 🤣

    • @bencegaming1716
      @bencegaming1716 Před 2 lety +24

      Im short-sighted too and i laughed too

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu Před 2 lety +10

      cringe

    • @TeahsTea2
      @TeahsTea2 Před 2 lety +3

      I know this is not related to this comment (I just need people to see this)
      Anyways: Did anyone notice it said "Future Where Being Siblings Is Considered A Crime" LIKE BRO- I READ IT

    • @Walter-Montalvo
      @Walter-Montalvo Před 2 lety +3

      I am short-sighted and that was one of the best puns. Lol

    • @gameryt5544
      @gameryt5544 Před 2 lety +2

      True

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok Před 2 lety +7321

    I'd just have to accept my fate if I lived in that world.

  • @imakecoolmusicsometimes
    @imakecoolmusicsometimes Před 2 lety +1157

    “You are human. I am human.” Done. I’m sure they both share a love for pickles, too, or SOMETHING. Dude doesn’t have to blind himself like what

    • @Kettie5
      @Kettie5 Před 2 lety +162

      “Hey….. heard you like breathin”

    • @lilosnitch3247
      @lilosnitch3247 Před 2 lety +89

      I love food. U love food. Yesssh

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 Před 2 lety +8

      Rule bending by grammar fucking, luv it.

    • @jonsnow5513
      @jonsnow5513 Před 2 lety +28

      Congrats, you just figured out the message of the film

    • @noname-xq1ii
      @noname-xq1ii Před 2 lety +16

      "Hey cutie heard you like blinking?"

  • @Virginia-gs9tc
    @Virginia-gs9tc Před 2 lety +140

    I do feel like a lot of people force themselves into relationships out of obligation and a fear of being alone. Plus society itself keeps pushing the idea that you NEED to be in one in order to be happy or normal.

    • @Rck-vert
      @Rck-vert Před 2 lety +3

      Are u married.... Virginia?

    • @crimson9748
      @crimson9748 Před 2 lety +1

      What

    • @inksempire7668
      @inksempire7668 Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah, it's been ingrained in me ever since i was little, I would stalk and develop obsessions with boys I was close with. I ended up ruinin a lot of friendships and have difficulty being in relationships with the mentality of "boys and girls can't just be friends"
      Life's been a lot easier seeing everyone as potential friends rather than mates

    • @Giniro_No_Suisei
      @Giniro_No_Suisei Před rokem +1

      Yes, being single is considered as somehow as a ‘curse’.

  • @greenteadreams5182
    @greenteadreams5182 Před 2 lety +1610

    The most messed up part of the movie was when the guy tried to end up with the heartless women, commentating that it can be seen as better to be in an abusive relationship, than no relationship at all. But honestly the deal about being able to choose to be any animal you want sounds to good to be true, I would instantly choose to roam free as a bird or a cat than live in that society.

    • @italianmilk6903
      @italianmilk6903 Před 2 lety +91

      Just find a person you love and start hating the society, ask her to do the same and now you have a common interest and you can be a couple, really there were so many ways to solve this problem

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 Před 2 lety +52

      @@italianmilk6903 Yeah, but that's not even the point. If society had become that bad, would it even be worth it to try and survive as a human, knowing that you'd be condemned to a living hell for the rest of your life? I'd rather be a seagull... or honestly just about anything that isn't a human. Live free or die, you know?

    • @italianmilk6903
      @italianmilk6903 Před 2 lety +6

      @@midnightshadow1491 maybe as I said in another comment the world is not all like that

    • @italianmilk6903
      @italianmilk6903 Před 2 lety +4

      @@midnightshadow1491 and probably turning into an animal gives you 109 types of not curable illnesses

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 Před 2 lety +13

      @@italianmilk6903 So, you're telling me that without weapons, provisions, and while being hunted as a fugitive, you could flee the country? Eh, I guess you could try it, but you don't have to be a statistician to know that the odds of success aren't very good. I guess you could try to survive long enough to kill the guy that implemented the system though.

  • @maestrulgamer9695
    @maestrulgamer9695 Před 2 lety +2636

    You know what i hate MORE than a bad movie?A cliffhanger ending of a GOOD movie!

    • @NoName-xi3nm
      @NoName-xi3nm Před 2 lety +16

      All I read was more good

    • @hoppuu
      @hoppuu Před 2 lety +70

      I think it is more artistic choice like making the viewer think of their own ending you know?

    • @idontmakecontent4870
      @idontmakecontent4870 Před 2 lety +10

      They NEED to do a sequel

    • @martimking1craft
      @martimking1craft Před 2 lety +94

      @@hoppuu its very lazy writing in my opinion then

    • @taodivinity1556
      @taodivinity1556 Před 2 lety +26

      @@martimking1craft Nah, not really, there were like only two choices anyways, it is just letting people choose what they like more. Personally I say he left her because he seems like that kind of a person.

  • @LegoBeachtrooper
    @LegoBeachtrooper Před 2 lety +235

    I was thinking about how David still took his brother even after he became a dog and i just couldn’t imagine loosing your brother. When the heartless girl killed bob it was so sad. Now he’s lost his brother twice

  • @riptideanomy1024
    @riptideanomy1024 Před 2 lety +117

    Ad: “There are hot singles in your area!”
    The cops: “Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em”

    • @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian
      @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian Před 2 lety

      BRO. you took this meme so perfect that it's funnier than the video!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mystery Recapped OBLITERATED

  • @sohamkatewale6786
    @sohamkatewale6786 Před 2 lety +6884

    "I guess he didn't see it coming"
    "Good thing he is a lefty"
    "This is some dobby the house elf shit"
    - absolute gold😂😂😂

  • @fissionplane32
    @fissionplane32 Před 2 lety +3424

    Honestly, if you think about it this is a commentary on the social attitude towards marriage, couples, and romance. Being single, or virgin gets you mocked and made fun of by your peers, coworkers, and often it's assumed you have something very very wrong in order to not have a partner, even when some choose not to, or can't, there's nothing wrong with not being about to find a gf/bf, but you're seen as an undesirable human. The film takes this to an extreme, with the intense laws on partnership, small metaphorical commentary scattered around like the forceful nature to have something in common, the demotion to "animal" when someone can't find a partner, and people like the runaways, who represent incels who are the very extreme end.
    Partnership and romance has slowly turned from a private, sacred thing into a Toy, a good or service, and most emphatically a social status.

    • @pancakes590
      @pancakes590 Před 2 lety +147

      Yeah, I also interpreted the hotel’s rules on masturbation as how Christian communities treat sex outside of marriage. You aren’t allowed to be horny but maybe if you’re horny enough, you’ll find a partner faster by their logic.

    • @josephbrennan370
      @josephbrennan370 Před 2 lety +49

      This is an excellent comment that I wholeheartedly agree with. Thank you

    • @TheLovesnowangel
      @TheLovesnowangel Před 2 lety +11

      Great analysis and sadly big truth to it!

    • @mari_000
      @mari_000 Před 2 lety +82

      "being a virgin gets you mocked" In many cultures around the world (maybe except of america ?) its the other way around. When you are virgin you get praised and people see you as clean

    • @hellohowareyou7495
      @hellohowareyou7495 Před 2 lety +9

      @@pancakes590 but christians never forced you to get married so the first commenter comment is more like it

  • @The_Real_Ryan
    @The_Real_Ryan Před 2 lety +393

    If being single is a crime then I’m serving a life sentence.

    • @Semi5M
      @Semi5M Před 2 lety +22

      And i'm serving a death sentence.

    • @the1stanimekaratepup
      @the1stanimekaratepup Před 2 lety +14

      I'm an animal now.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi Před 2 lety +17

      I'll be an orca and lead a massive super pod of other orcas to rule over the seven seas as apex predators who like to play with our food before eating them.

    • @zeno-two0255
      @zeno-two0255 Před 2 lety

      4th comment

    • @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian
      @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian Před 2 lety

      @@zeno-two0255 5th bruh XD

  • @private-local-enemy
    @private-local-enemy Před 2 lety +63

    "...they're turned into an animal of their choosing"
    i would 100% embrace the single life

    • @LeeoGoneWild
      @LeeoGoneWild Před rokem

      I guess the biggest problem is you could possibly be kicked to death and die a lot sooner than you would have as a human haha

  • @Kehwanna
    @Kehwanna Před 2 lety +843

    I always wonder how these dystopian things started. I can imagine some politician roaring about imprisoning single people and somehow convinces enough people to think it's worth implementing as a law.

    • @italianmilk6903
      @italianmilk6903 Před 2 lety +68

      It’s probably something related to religion and low population, it would be really cool to explore the world of this movie a little bit, maybe it’s different in other places of the world

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 Před 2 lety +25

      These ideas would usually get the politician shot dead especially if his American.
      A smarter way for dystopias to start is the politician addressing prevailing social issues first (like the Nazis and the Bolsheviks)then implementing crazed ideas once they are popular and well established enough

    • @robos3809
      @robos3809 Před 2 lety +9

      @@italianmilk6903 if you have a low population killing the singles makes it worse

    • @italianmilk6903
      @italianmilk6903 Před 2 lety +1

      @@robos3809 yeah you are right, also they don’t kill the singles

    • @nelixsulu6201
      @nelixsulu6201 Před 2 lety +8

      The fact that people can come up with these movie plots is also scary lol

  • @SphereRoid
    @SphereRoid Před 2 lety +760

    "Not being in a relationship is considered a crime"
    Me:
    smiles a little bit

  • @CorruptedBat
    @CorruptedBat Před 2 lety +76

    If the matching trait can be a physical attribute, why didn't they both dye their hair the same color or opt for something less drastic than going blind?

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 Před 2 lety

      Because they're stupid, like most of the premise of the movie honestly.

  • @nachaenghyo_o
    @nachaenghyo_o Před 2 lety +24

    Watched this movie for a scriptwriting class and it's great. Became my favorite movie. Wanna add that when the Nosebleed girl and boy started to have a rocky relationship, the hotel gave them a child because apparently that fixes relationships

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls5971 Před 2 lety +1838

    When you really think about it the premise of the movie is very terrifying being forced to find love within 45 days or be turned into an animal and if you try to leave your considered a loner and your hunted like game so either way if you don't want to participate or if you can't find a partner your screwed no matter what

    • @NeinCookiesforu
      @NeinCookiesforu Před 2 lety +63

      @Squid Game 2.0 in my channel stfu

    • @funni_noises
      @funni_noises Před 2 lety +7

      @@NeinCookiesforu next time report them for commercial content instead of replying

    • @kxng16
      @kxng16 Před 2 lety +9

      If you gay in this movie and get turned into an animal, you get to be gay to other animals. Loophole the movie could not patch

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 Před 2 lety +16

      screwed? man id love to be turned into a t rex and go on a genocide spree

    • @kxng16
      @kxng16 Před 2 lety +5

      I found another loophole. Incest could be legal in the movie so to not be turned into an animal. Who knew there were so many bugs in this movie?

  • @italianmilk6903
    @italianmilk6903 Před 2 lety +477

    The “he didn’t see that coming” joke was so funny

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys Před 2 lety +10

      I was wondering if people would catch it

  • @user-ms4sx6iy2f
    @user-ms4sx6iy2f Před rokem +12

    I like the metaphorical representation of many real issues we encounter in our societies :
    -The deadline for finding a partner is 45 days, like in societies people are expected to be married by a certain age
    - The choice of a partner is based on superficial attributes (because the goal is to be married before the deadline, better simplify things up )
    - If you don't find a partner in 45 days you're transformed into an animal to lead a purposeless life, just like in societies they think that those who didn't marry and make a family lead a purposeless life.
    - the loners are the opposite extreme, and they exist in real life too

  • @edd2184
    @edd2184 Před 2 lety +46

    "Good thing he's a lefty", "This is some Dobby the house elf ishhh" &"He didn't see that coming" 😂🤣😂 absolute comedic gold.
    However on a serious note it does illustrate eloquently how much people are willing to change themselves to fit their partner.

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 Před 2 lety

      Nobody asked

    • @edd2184
      @edd2184 Před 2 lety

      @@chrisdawson1776 ???

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 Před 2 lety

      @@edd2184 🤡

    • @edd2184
      @edd2184 Před 2 lety +1

      @@chrisdawson1776 The only clown car I ever been in was your mother's kitty.
      Hi son sorry I haven't been there in a while

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 Před 2 lety

      @@edd2184 🤡

  • @necronyx7176
    @necronyx7176 Před 2 lety +1542

    I've always been curious about this film but never got around to watching it. Thankyou

    • @camthespaceman6920
      @camthespaceman6920 Před 2 lety +10

      @Squid Game 2.0 in my channel nobody cares

    • @MrGodofcar
      @MrGodofcar Před 2 lety +4

      If you never got around to watching it, then you got straight to watching it, meaning you've watched it

    • @mostafalking2034
      @mostafalking2034 Před 2 lety

      Just like me lol

    • @christophersmith3254
      @christophersmith3254 Před 2 lety +1

      Same because it seemed super stupid. So I'm glad I watched this 10 minute video instead

    • @sonofdeadmeat713
      @sonofdeadmeat713 Před 2 lety

      Same here. I never knew what to think of it

  • @sickboy8914
    @sickboy8914 Před 2 lety +1575

    In real life, i think it wouldin't be that hard to find a mate, cause surely a man and a women in the same place would go 44 days without finding someone so they would be like "well crap, we gotta date or turn into animals"

    • @riteshyeddu9186
      @riteshyeddu9186 Před 2 lety +64

      yeah lol

    • @aesyamazeli8804
      @aesyamazeli8804 Před 2 lety +226

      It's not that it's hard to find someone to bone, it's hard to find someone to bone with the same 'attribute', and that's fairly arbitary. Most of these people are brunette and fair skinned but they can't just be together by their coloring, but some random things like myopia and nose bleeding.

    • @beautyallaround_
      @beautyallaround_ Před 2 lety +29

      @@aesyamazeli8804 lol i'm thinking what my "attribute" would be. Like what would be considered one?

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 Před 2 lety +26

      @@beautyallaround_ just imagine must people defined their attribute as being humam

    • @kxng16
      @kxng16 Před 2 lety +2

      @@meghanachauhan9380 you're everywhere

  • @Apocalypse21187
    @Apocalypse21187 Před rokem +3

    If short/long sighted is a defining characteristic for look for a relationship I'd be in trouble - since a problem with my eyes makes both my close up and distance vision extremely blurred lol

  • @Znwarp
    @Znwarp Před 2 lety +371

    "He didn't see it coming" - oh that was brutal..

    • @mystierayn1077
      @mystierayn1077 Před 2 lety +9

      I might have choked on my coffee with laughter when he said that...

    • @abenujr8876
      @abenujr8876 Před 2 lety +3

      Damn 🔥🔥😂

  • @shaereub4450
    @shaereub4450 Před 2 lety +323

    On the bright side: at least they get to choose what animal they get to be.

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 Před 2 lety +5

      I would be a Gorilla

    • @mrobseqium
      @mrobseqium Před 2 lety +1

      @@lutherholayeahme7449 why? oh me? i would want to be a crocodile cuz they never age!

    • @LilHoss4k
      @LilHoss4k Před 2 lety +3

      I would be a wolf or a harpy eagle

    • @martimking1craft
      @martimking1craft Před 2 lety +13

      I would choose to be Human

    • @spongememefunnypants9101
      @spongememefunnypants9101 Před 2 lety +7

      @@mrobseqium what do you mean they never age? wtf? jellyfish are the ones who never age...

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 Před 2 lety +14

    Buddy, I salute your ability to make this ridiculous plot sound intense! Almost as good as when you did The Thinning, Parts 1 & 2!

  • @jandrobalansag8316
    @jandrobalansag8316 Před 2 lety +12

    When he says "wow this is dobby the house elf shi*" I laughed so hard🤣🤣

  • @mukundaupadhyay1133
    @mukundaupadhyay1133 Před 2 lety +403

    Its a true horror movie for people who wants to live single throughout their life

    • @aidankelley2696
      @aidankelley2696 Před 2 lety +48

      or people who just want to take their time to find the right relationship and wait until their ready, and not be forced into the decision immediately like their life is on the line

    • @xnTrikkk
      @xnTrikkk Před 2 lety +8

      I do not want to. I am forced

    • @mukundaupadhyay1133
      @mukundaupadhyay1133 Před 2 lety +2

      Force is an euphemism for repressed desire to be in a company...we are actually free to choose

    • @sarangsharma5346
      @sarangsharma5346 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mukundaupadhyay1133 mutual choice is the name of the game so if no one else make you as their choice then passively you are forced @ConstructorFL

    • @sarangsharma5346
      @sarangsharma5346 Před 2 lety +2

      @@xnTrikkk understandable sorry bro

  • @singlevac
    @singlevac Před 2 lety +902

    i really like this channel this dude has a very calm voice and explains the movie in a very understandable way

    • @mementomori415
      @mementomori415 Před 2 lety +22

      Have u seen his gaming channel n how wild he is lmfao

    • @breawen
      @breawen Před 2 lety +7

      he also slips some jokes (probably) not on the script

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys Před 2 lety +6

      Thanks Qingxin!

    • @kxng16
      @kxng16 Před 2 lety +1

      CZcams. Why are you guys taking down my comments?

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys Před 2 lety +1

      @Duke McTaire Thank you Duke!

  • @The4Tifier
    @The4Tifier Před 2 lety +26

    "If you remain single after 45 days, you become an animal of your choice..."
    Me: Remain single, become T-Rex, dominate world, profit.

  • @emrosa4455
    @emrosa4455 Před 2 lety +1

    Your voice is soooo soothing ! I literally watch one mistery Recap always before bed
    Actually relaxes me and helps me drift off

  • @santanaaybar7466
    @santanaaybar7466 Před 2 lety +184

    I love this movie, and i couldn't keep in some of the symbols that shocked me...
    Reserved activities for couples such as a table for two.
    Privacy, intimacy and sharing 1:1 is socially acceptable between people who are connected through their "couple-monogamous-normative" dynamic, but if it's outside that normative, such as singles, it becomes frowned upon.
    His brother who couldn't find a partner becomes a dog, so many dogs alter the food chain, a lobster which can live for longer periods of time is praised.
    The loner who is willing to embrace their loneliness is the other half-praised road that the social norm can accept along with being in a relationship with someone.
    Chastised for self pleasure inside the hotel
    People who live their lives single are frowned upon when enjoying their sexuality by themselves through masturbation and self exploration, being the social norm to "enjoy more with someone than you do when you're alone".
    The knife and the mirror, is he willing to go blind to have matching attributes?
    Are you willing to lose part of yourself to become more like your potential partner and fit in?

    • @Levi-mu5xy
      @Levi-mu5xy Před 2 lety +13

      i guess love is blind 👀
      edit: actually he dont need to go blind- he can actually just donate one of his eyes to that girl(if that possible well depends ) by doing that , they have matching attribute. i guess?

    • @santanaaybar7466
      @santanaaybar7466 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Levi-mu5xy in theory, yes...
      What you said, in my opinion, can be translated to sharing the burden, just him seeing things and explaining them to her with his two eyes is also a form of sharing the burden, and accepting flaws as a way to compensate having "no traits in common".
      In fact, it would've been a nice ending imo, a bit far fetched since that society would have different concepts than ours, and a phrase like "i'll be your eyes" is too cheesy for the mood.

  • @AliothAncalagon
    @AliothAncalagon Před 2 lety +150

    It can't be that hard to find a "matching quality".
    Just tell them you two have the same hair colour and call it a day xD

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 Před 2 lety +5

      Has to be a *defining* attribute :/

    • @AliothAncalagon
      @AliothAncalagon Před 2 lety +31

      @@amosdraak3536 I am not really convinced that needing a pair of glasses is really more of a defining attribute than a certain haircolour ^^

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 Před 2 lety +6

      IDK, I think it’s dumb, too. But I guess that’s just what the plot required so it wouldn’t be that easy

    • @trollkiller1008
      @trollkiller1008 Před 2 lety +3

      @@amosdraak3536 like idk.. loving butter biscuits..

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 Před 2 lety +6

      @@trollkiller1008 🤤 Buttermilk biscuits are too damn good. Everyone would be able to get with anyone since that’s a universal thing. Lol When I eat at chicken restaurants, the biscuits are what really make the deal 😂

  • @sniperbotyt4006
    @sniperbotyt4006 Před 2 lety +4

    I've been watching your videos for a long time and I love them keep up the good work

  • @Oppurtunafish
    @Oppurtunafish Před 2 lety +11

    I like how it's called the lobster purely because of a fairly throwaway line right at the start lol, like they intentionally called it that just to mess with people and make them wonder "why is it called the lobster?" (5 mins into the film) "...oh"

    • @Grocel512
      @Grocel512 Před 2 lety

      Because he "could" survive for a hundred years. Yeah, you wouldn't even last a hundred minutes inside that hotel. 😋

  • @GrandpaStories826
    @GrandpaStories826 Před 2 lety +292

    "Singles must find partner in 45 days or turned to animals"
    gold diggers will not matter any more lol.

    • @thedoruk6324
      @thedoruk6324 Před 2 lety +22

      +B they do actually we literally see the protagonists original wife abandons him in order to get with someone else

    • @MypetRockk
      @MypetRockk Před 2 lety +9

      @@thedoruk6324 She cheated

    • @eveharris1652
      @eveharris1652 Před 2 lety +3

      Only broke people always complaining about gold diggers who don't even give them a second glance.

  • @dodo2829
    @dodo2829 Před 2 lety +305

    If this was real I'd definitely choose to be a Jellyfish or a tardigrade because both of them are immortal. In the wild the strongest live, but in humans the smartest is the last to stand.

    • @somelamenamehowaboutmr.juk6231
      @somelamenamehowaboutmr.juk6231 Před 2 lety +3

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked Před 2 lety +21

      ehhh not immortal but you will live a very long time

    • @31oannamphong66
      @31oannamphong66 Před 2 lety +7

      but jellyfish don't have brain so i don't think they can turn you into a jellyfish

    • @alikeremozfidan288
      @alikeremozfidan288 Před 2 lety +28

      @@Chuked jellyfish is immortal.when it ages,it turns its body into baby phase.only death was is either starving or getting hunted

    • @luviathan9706
      @luviathan9706 Před 2 lety +1

      @@alikeremozfidan288 what can u explain that with more details?

  • @motivationandtravelchannel4575

    This channel is amazing! Complete breakdown on movies I would never take the time to watch

  • @TunTuni25
    @TunTuni25 Před 2 lety

    Thank you for this gift ....much appreciated!
    Liked & duly subscribed
    Bless you & all reading this!

  • @tsunamifoxy
    @tsunamifoxy Před 2 lety +187

    Getting turned into an animal of your choice is a punishment?
    *I see this as an absolute win!*

    • @spongememefunnypants9101
      @spongememefunnypants9101 Před 2 lety +18

      exactly! If they meant any animal well obviously I want to be a mythical creature but if they meant real life animals only, I would pick Chimpanzee cuz they're basically ugly humans with a little bit less IQ

    • @Milenos
      @Milenos Před 2 lety +7

      @@spongememefunnypants9101 don't forget Chimpanzee are strong as heck.

    • @spongememefunnypants9101
      @spongememefunnypants9101 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Milenos yeah I know

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs Před 2 lety +7

      They didnt specify if weapons/vehicles named after animals are considered so… yeah
      LET ME BE A GODDAMNED TIGER 2

    • @Omnivoid22
      @Omnivoid22 Před 2 lety +1

      real shit

  • @donutello_
    @donutello_ Před 2 lety +37

    I thought the lesson of the film was that similar attributes doesn't define a relationship, and then the ending ruined it with the man blinding himself too

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi Před 2 lety +7

      We don't know if he did or not... for all we know, he looked at the knife, chickened out and went back to the place to be turned into a lobster. The movie is literally called Lobster.

  • @ballllllder2
    @ballllllder2 Před 2 lety +4

    This man is so calming and funny at the same time. I love it

  • @yrrkh14yrs
    @yrrkh14yrs Před 2 lety +15

    The unnecessary aspect is the attributes matching part. I mean if I really need to find myself a partner, I believe in opposites attract Mantra! Having polar differences and coming together to co exist despite that seems cooler to me.

    • @PixieoftheWood
      @PixieoftheWood Před 2 lety +3

      I agree. I feel like two short sighted people would be terrible together, and constantly stressed and blaming each other for the problems that neither of them foresee. Now, someone who always obsessively plans with someone short sighted might work, because they'd remind each other of the value of the things the other person is inclined to forget (like the value of living in the moment vs the value of planning ahead, because there are times that are good for both these mindsets).

  • @_marshP
    @_marshP Před 2 lety +227

    You *know* there's a group of people who purposely don't get a partner because they'd rather be an animal.

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 Před 2 lety +20

      like theyve identified their whole life… this is their top surgery

    • @FrostBiteArt
      @FrostBiteArt Před 2 lety +13

      Being a cat or a bird wouldn't be that bad

    • @tekothedragon628
      @tekothedragon628 Před 2 lety +10

      furries

    • @insanitysymphony9175
      @insanitysymphony9175 Před 2 lety +5

      I mean I'd love to find the love of my life but if that's a normal thing that happens if you can't then I wouldn't mind being a turtle or tortoise cause I mean at least they don't kill you

    • @insanitysymphony9175
      @insanitysymphony9175 Před 2 lety +2

      Not because I'm a furry but just if this situation came up I think I would be really cool to be a turtle cause I mean it's a turtle and I like turtles they my favorite animal

  • @adriantrnkach7015
    @adriantrnkach7015 Před 2 lety +120

    "most chose dogs, which negatively affects ecosystem and foodchain"
    so.... you guys could try this thing where you DONT turn single people into animals?

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 2 lety +12

      Nah
      I'll be a wolf

    • @sleepless2541
      @sleepless2541 Před 2 lety

      @@seantaggart7382 AWOOOOOOO

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah, like wouldn't it be more effective to just keep them in the hotel for indefinite time till they find a partner? If they are turned into an animal they sure won't be finding one and there will be less people so more difficult to find a partner. I get is supposed to be an authoritarian dictatorship that punished singles , but being trapped in one place with strict rules and no free will, seems like enough of an incentive for people to want to find a partner to get out of there...

    • @eyalreiss294
      @eyalreiss294 Před 2 lety +6

      I would be an elephant and inconvenience everyone

    • @koalafromtomorrow5656
      @koalafromtomorrow5656 Před 2 lety +2

      Actually wouldn't less human inoorve the food chain and be better for the ecosystem

  • @chloeexe9949
    @chloeexe9949 Před 2 lety +4

    you said that "i guess he didnt see it coming" pun with such a calm voice i almost didnt notice it was a joke

  • @daddyofalltrades
    @daddyofalltrades Před 2 lety +12

    This simply proves the point, "Love is blind."

  • @Luna-Taxers
    @Luna-Taxers Před 2 lety +407

    If this were real, I'm screwed big time lmao
    Edit: Now I have questions, do you remember your life when becoming an animal? How did they achieve that kind of science, did they cure cancer??

    • @lockjaw2938
      @lockjaw2938 Před 2 lety +12

      What’s wrong with being an animal?

    • @blck21
      @blck21 Před 2 lety +41

      Or maybe find someone with mutual benefits, like "we both can date each other so we won't turn into animals"

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk Před 2 lety +17

      Same! However there’d be more desperate people wanting a relationship, so your odds would actually be better.
      Like just imagine the business of dating websites in this world, they’d just skyrocket like crazy! 📈

    • @TonatiuhCalmecac
      @TonatiuhCalmecac Před 2 lety +1

      Same

    • @_marshP
      @_marshP Před 2 lety +5

      @@blck21 Married for tax purposes

  • @therandomguy6200
    @therandomguy6200 Před 2 lety +49

    People who were single their entire life: *Guess i'll die*

    • @hoodmystic55
      @hoodmystic55 Před 2 lety

      Lol same but cuz I'll be with the loners .. i mean i d love to be a crow but don't u ever obligate sm on me I'm a rebeeeel babyyyy lol

  • @cassiemoyles4177
    @cassiemoyles4177 Před 2 lety +1

    Haha this is one of the few movies I actually knew about before your recap!
    That's actually awesome lol

    • @cassiemoyles4177
      @cassiemoyles4177 Před 2 lety

      Also his brother being a dog is hilarious and sad at the same time

  • @brownieberry9126
    @brownieberry9126 Před rokem

    I’ve been having nightmares watching this content but the voice is so soothing and it sounds so cool I keep doing the same thing over and over 😭

  • @jimfilbert1928
    @jimfilbert1928 Před 2 lety +41

    It took me until 10 minutes to realize that by “short sighted” you meant near sighted vision, not the lack of foresight.

    • @Zarab923
      @Zarab923 Před rokem

      Well you can’t be blamed because the fact that was him ‘defining characteristic’ is insane. Just like having nosebleeds or a lisp 😂 like how do they choose these as like only two nosebleeders will be compatible in life… sure

  • @johnjennings5429
    @johnjennings5429 Před 2 lety +23

    Bruh in real life if it came down to being turned an animal or being with someone who doesn’t relate to you in no way shape or form we all gonna pretend to like each other

    • @john_ipu8721
      @john_ipu8721 Před 2 lety +4

      yeah , they just found a way to decrease divorce rate

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 Před 2 lety +2

      Given that the animals may not retain consciousness, we have to consider that the transformation could be a death sentence. However, there are things that are worse than death. All men must die, regardless of how or when, and by surviving, you only prolong your suffering. Better to die on your feet than live on your knees, I'd say.

    • @johnjennings5429
      @johnjennings5429 Před 2 lety +1

      @@midnightshadow1491 nah I see it as getting some pootang the rest of your life without the feelings part of it😂

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 Před 2 lety

      @@johnjennings5429 I suppose it all depends on your perspective. One man's meat is another man's poison.

  • @paulamareike4293
    @paulamareike4293 Před 2 lety +3

    I absoloutly love what they did there. The movie might not be for everyone - but its one of a kind and i recommend watching it !!

  • @inactive2284
    @inactive2284 Před 2 lety +14

    The law in this film: "You must have a romantic partner or you will be killed"
    Aromantic people: "Welp, guess I'll die-"

  • @Oilers1972
    @Oilers1972 Před 2 lety +43

    Doesn’t matter what side you take, eventually someone surfaces to lead and tells you how to live. Best to not try and be a follower, but instead a leader.

    • @Oilers1972
      @Oilers1972 Před 2 lety

      @Hiazro Kailindo , well you just described how not to lead. Being a leader is none of those things and does require being alone sometimes. It also means lead by example. Meaning live and let live, be a positive help and influence and that’s it. Are you afraid to be a leader?

    • @Oilers1972
      @Oilers1972 Před 2 lety

      @Hiazro Kailindo , oh and don’t take advice from CZcams comments. They are just food for thought but more on the junk food spectrum.

  • @ineedlunch1302
    @ineedlunch1302 Před 2 lety +68

    Furrys "I see this as an absolute win"

  • @thestarhopper
    @thestarhopper Před 2 lety +7

    "She left him for another short-sighted man. I guess he didn't see it coming."
    god damn it

  • @rookiecrest5710
    @rookiecrest5710 Před 2 lety +3

    The fact that he said "Good thing David's a lefty" in a such calming voice, I can't

  • @tinadoroh5248
    @tinadoroh5248 Před 2 lety +4

    I just wanna say a big THANK YOU to mystery recapped
    You guys have no idea how much you matters ❤️

  • @vamp._.1
    @vamp._.1 Před 2 lety +16

    Living in this world would be easy as cake.
    Everybody would want a partner, you wouldn't reject nobody.
    Even with no matching attributes, you could just lie about them...
    I mean, who doesn't like cake? That could be a matching attribute for many people.

    • @hendrikdependrik1891
      @hendrikdependrik1891 Před 2 lety +2

      Can you marry someone for loving cake though? I can imagine not everyone likes to stack their full with cake.

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 2 lety +1

      I am laughing because liking cake more than sex/romance is a meme in the aro/ace comumity, so like, sure, you could find a lot of people who are really into cake, but 1/3 don't want to have sex , 1/3 don't want a romantic relationship and 1/3 don't want either of those things . We all just want the cake 🤣

  • @desirelabelle2199
    @desirelabelle2199 Před 2 lety +3

    It's so addictive listening him to narrate.. Makes you feel like you are reaching the 7th Heaven and going further and further..

  • @phantomKE
    @phantomKE Před 2 lety

    Thank god for this channel, I don't think I would have sat through this movie.

  • @rubysocksdropkickedababy
    @rubysocksdropkickedababy Před 2 lety +9

    “He just didn’t see it coming”
    Man I felt that one 😭🤣

  • @horsepowermultimedia
    @horsepowermultimedia Před 2 lety +49

    Imagine the no single people law being applied to kids as much as adults.

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 Před 2 lety +16

      Bro, that's terrifying because a government that would implement a law like that would have no problems forcing children into it, as they're easier to indoctrinate.

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts Před 2 lety +3

      I'm sorry Jimmy but you haven't clap annabelles cheeks in our highschool we're going to have to turn into a puppy

    • @drygimangdrminjak8177
      @drygimangdrminjak8177 Před 11 měsíci

      Kindergarteners have like 7 girlfriends so i doubt that would be a problem

  • @sweeeetjade
    @sweeeetjade Před 2 lety +5

    “Guess he didn’t see it coming”
    DAMN MAN, RUTHLESS

  • @estoyazucar
    @estoyazucar Před 2 lety

    "He didn't see it coming." lol 😂
    SUBSCRIBED!

  • @ordinarypotao4859
    @ordinarypotao4859 Před 2 lety +57

    i'd want to become a wandering albatross. they have a very long life span and can cross entire oceans. I really like the idea of having wings and being able to fly so yeah

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh Před 2 lety +4

      As a kid I was fascinated by two animals.
      1. Elephants
      2. Fish
      I would love to be an elephant in a zoo where i am taken care of and treated well, or in the wild where i take care of a herd and wander the beautiful grasslands of Africa, somewhere in a sanctuary.
      I would love to be a fish, maybe a barracuda or a shark, swimming in the ocean, exploring the seas and seeing all that is beneath the earth.

    • @ordinarypotao4859
      @ordinarypotao4859 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Ben-jl2rh that'd be cool. Yeah I've wanted to be either a bird or a shark.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh Před 2 lety +1

      @@ordinarypotao4859 Cool, what kind of bird?

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi Před 2 lety +1

      @@Ben-jl2rh I want to be an orca.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh Před 2 lety +1

      @@LadyCoyKoi Thats a really cool animal.

  • @Xavier-cm1vt
    @Xavier-cm1vt Před 2 lety +138

    My friends will still turn into animals even if they are given 200 years to find partner/girl friend 😂😂😂

    • @justice4589
      @justice4589 Před 2 lety +3

      lol same hahaha

    • @bstque
      @bstque Před 2 lety +1

      😭😭

    • @sparklesunshine6263
      @sparklesunshine6263 Před 2 lety +8

      Is this the same friend when you said "Is there a way to cure erectile dysfunction? Asking for a friend"

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 2 lety +1

      Same
      Just because wolves are cute

    • @philiptucker7590
      @philiptucker7590 Před rokem

      Yeah I know for fact I woulda been dead a long time ago 😂

  • @DracaNova
    @DracaNova Před 2 lety

    0:42 Yes the modern technique, very good *sips tea*

  • @lalosdim
    @lalosdim Před 2 lety +1

    Lanthimos!
    Love from 🇬🇷Greece
    Thank you!

  • @RendezvousWithDestiny
    @RendezvousWithDestiny Před 2 lety +3

    thank you mr recap for recapping us these movies

  • @stewart2589
    @stewart2589 Před 2 lety +37

    I would lose immediately before the law goes into effect

  • @abdenourabdenour1172
    @abdenourabdenour1172 Před 2 lety

    Thank you for the great movie

  • @aspectparadox6654
    @aspectparadox6654 Před 2 lety +11

    We need more movies like this that call out sigmaphobia

  • @srvdhk90
    @srvdhk90 Před 2 lety +3

    Have you ever done a recap of 'Okja'? Great job again my friend!

  • @GoodOlFiddle
    @GoodOlFiddle Před 2 lety +43

    If I fail to find a romantic partner and gets to choose on what animal, I wanna be a Tortoise. Cuz they cool

  • @absolutvodka587
    @absolutvodka587 Před 2 lety +2

    I see this as an absolute win!

  • @koolaid2884
    @koolaid2884 Před 2 lety +5

    Not being In a relationship is a crime
    Me: CRIMENEL

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola Před 2 lety +11

    When it said you'd be turned into an animal, I thought it would be random. But when he said "an animal of your choice" I was like helllll yeah

  • @laminalias3126
    @laminalias3126 Před 2 lety +18

    I have a secret plan
    Psychopath: Goes ahead and writes it in a journal

  • @Nikowil1
    @Nikowil1 Před 2 lety

    What an amazing cast!!!

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc Před 2 lety

    I love the channel but I don’t want to spoil the films I want to watch by watching your videos!

  • @MypetRockk
    @MypetRockk Před 2 lety +35

    "Good thing david is a lefty"
    Had me going

  • @chrispy8149
    @chrispy8149 Před 2 lety +9

    "this is some dobby the house elf shit" said in the most monotone voice ever made me lose my shit. I laughed for a good 5 minutes haha

  • @landastudiofilmsandclips.5387

    Keep making with this

  • @gta5lorecarreviews36
    @gta5lorecarreviews36 Před 2 lety +56

    “Future where being single is illegal”
    Asexuals: 😳

    • @DanielTAKD
      @DanielTAKD Před 2 lety +4

      I'm an asexual... so...

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 2 lety +13

      Aromantics more like, i am not sure if they would control the sexual activity of the couples, if they don't, aces are not that bad...but aros are.

    • @Fl0rales
      @Fl0rales Před 2 lety +7

      Asxuals can still date???
      Maybe educate yourself before you say something

    • @gta5lorecarreviews36
      @gta5lorecarreviews36 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Fl0rales but asexuals dont like either gender tho yes they can still date but they probably will feel uncomfortable

    • @DanielTAKD
      @DanielTAKD Před 2 lety +1

      @@gta5lorecarreviews36 Some asexuals like me, still leaning towards girls and womans

  • @doefdte
    @doefdte Před 2 lety +8

    At this point I'm watching this 24/7

  • @betagamma5006
    @betagamma5006 Před 2 lety +77

    If you get to keep your memories and intelligence as an animal, then it would be nice to choose the "immortal jellyfish" (Turritopsis dohrnii). Bonus points if you manage to get a group with you and create a advanced jellyfish civilization that might be able to outlast humanity.

    • @nigelbaddock
      @nigelbaddock Před 2 lety +3

      choose a monkey or ape. You be the same

    • @cyrusmuller6502
      @cyrusmuller6502 Před 2 lety +4

      @@nigelbaddock I choose to be a human

    • @RussianKitty
      @RussianKitty Před 2 lety +4

      But do you know how dull life would be as a jellyfish?

    • @aidankelley2696
      @aidankelley2696 Před 2 lety +5

      idk what with people and the Immortal as a jellyfish, it doesnt matter if you had all your thoughts they literaly have no eyes and youd just be sitting there bored with your thoughts alone going insane and you can still dye, sure you can sting, but thats not much of a defense mechanism to a lot of pray that will still gobble you up, also if my words sound hostile, im not trying to be, just stating its not really a good choice imo

    • @koalafromtomorrow5656
      @koalafromtomorrow5656 Před 2 lety

      But thdt jellfuy can be killed IT just can't die age so you would want someone to choose to be whale or something so that could keep your around

  • @idnthaveaname5290
    @idnthaveaname5290 Před 2 lety +11

    "David replies: he wants to be lobster because they live for over 100 years"
    Turritopsis dohrnii:
    Am i a joke to you?

  • @lilymayer5444
    @lilymayer5444 Před 2 lety +1

    You should do Dogtooth too! It’s quite a trip!

  • @achear5737
    @achear5737 Před 2 lety +9

    The amount of puns and the seriousness of the voice makes me laugh hysterically

  • @Chad_Milk
    @Chad_Milk Před 2 lety +3

    The intro makes me feel every emotion at once

  • @ProsperityC
    @ProsperityC Před 2 lety

    This is perfect ! 🤣😂

  • @Guero405
    @Guero405 Před 2 lety +1

    Let's not lie here watching mystery recapped is fire🔥🔥

  • @dylanbyrne9866
    @dylanbyrne9866 Před 2 lety +9

    I’ve been to that Joel’s restaurant in real life! It’s in Dublin by the red cow hotel, it’s really strange seeing places you know in real life in films

  • @finch9562
    @finch9562 Před 2 lety +46

    I would rather be a cat than a human so I’d just keep requesting to be turned into a cat without having to wait 45 days in the hotel.

  • @dogfrosinos70
    @dogfrosinos70 Před 2 lety

    I watched this movie a while back and loved it

  • @madon9125
    @madon9125 Před 2 lety

    What’s that song you use in the beginning? Sounds really awesome!

  • @briskyfrisky1737
    @briskyfrisky1737 Před 2 lety +14

    Wow, they really do single out those who are not in a relationship