How Many Jokes Can Jimmy Say In 30 MINUTES? | Jimmy Carr
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- čas přidán 4. 09. 2022
- Who will count the jokes?
We've clipped together every joke Jimmy has said over his long career that comes in under 30 seconds & stitched it together in this 30 minute compilation. For those people that get impatient with their comedy but who also have half an hour to kill.
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Seen him live few yrs ago, he is brilliant
Jimmy's timing is impeccable
Oh it's peccable
Timing? What timing? He tells a joke, waits for the laughter to die down, then tells the next joke. Hate him or love him, but there is no timing involved in his act.
@@ricksimon9867 there is timing in the middle of the joke
Letting the audience think for a moment before moving on to the punchline
@@rjtimmerman2861
"wait till audience is quiet again" is not timing.
@@ricksimon9867
"If you suffocate in a bag for life..." You're still born.
I watch this and it puts me in a good mood especially when I've got out of the wrong side of the bed the guy is brilliant 🤣😂🤣🤣
8:38 that sound got me so hard 😅
it what-
Bro?
You are my favourite comedian
With a big face
Very very appreciated Jimmy! I have a selfish thought; may Jimmy Carr never retire! Cheers!
This is awesome🤣 hilarious af and this jokes compilation is really a great idea right on the jokes🥳loved it
lazy 😂
@@fugotheghoul7106 😅lol
always thought Jimmy Carr was underrated...extremely funny brit!!!🇬🇧coming from an American 🇺🇲
Coz its far more impressive coming from an american.
Brits are funnier than yanks,n I'm an Australian
@@mikejackson5666 Canada here. Auzzies are definitely usually funnier too 😉.
Amazing comedy master. Impeccable timing and excellent material.
Wish he did a tour in Australia, would be well worth the money too see him live.
He almost did, but he apologized and payed back the money.
he is in February next year
February and March he's in AU. Better get tickets quickly. My local show is almost sold out.
@@CatsMeowPaw Wonder if he brings back "Sh*t in her c*nt" joke in AU :DD
....nearly as good as being in Australia & watching him for free while relaxing on the couch for free....right now
This video could be a Slimfast advert, or a warning against anaphylactic shock and face swelling. 😂
if he answer that, i will die laughing for sure
.. or just being Michael Gove
@@joolz-hearall1p126 who?
@@fugotheghoul7106who asked
Sorry
The only thing missing from this video are the few seconds after where he laughs also. His laugh is infections.
Infections like a disease that shrinks your esophagus while trying to eat and you’re attempting to gasp for air.
I love it.
A A A AH!
Ahhhhh-ah-ahh, makes me chuckle and snort everytime I hear him 😂
Nice job! My favorite clip show, yet. Thanks, Jimmy.
My fave comedian in the entire universe!
Your fave comedian outside of Birmingham.
Great
"I've got a little tip for you"... sure you have Jimmy, sure you have...
I love this man
Hes like a young aspiring Ralph Fiennes 🤣🤣
Frantically looking in the comments for how many jokes he made in the video
And I never had to hear him laugh 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I have a new found appreciation for that man
I love the laugh
He's my spirit anima uh ha huu!!!!!
Looks like Jimmy's trying to recapture his youth.
Shouldn't have let him escape in the first place.
5:49
WHO IS SHEEE?
Window, seat, or I'll... 10:51
Jimmy Carr is hilarious, there should be a try hard not to laugh challenge based on him.
I died at the fish of the day joke
Thanks jimmy, yeah never thought of that, I'll watch again with the ad blocker off ;)
I was having hiccups in the duration of 2:34...it cured my hiccups
“Lazy”
LOL
LOVE ALL UR WORK
🙂✌✌👍👍👍👍
How's the experimental serums going...Jimmy?
Lol
If we watch an add you get some of the money that the ad paid CZcams to show it
I think he nicked that fire exit joke from lee evans
I thought it was a Hedberg joke lol
I love red heads
🤣🤣🤣
Nice!
Thanks I needed that 😛✌🏾
So how many jokes was that?
Love the video
To many ads
i would not mind meeting you
Thank you for that last bit, you're very welcome. It's quite literally, the least I could do. Budah of Birmingham
😂😂😂
ferry vunny
Ah man. Loves ya Jimmy. I pray the Censorship god’s never strike.
When you want quantity over quality, Carr always deliver.
He's much better than Truck.
@@musicloverme3993 Truck?
@@calysagora3615 As opposed to Car(r).
I don't get the title, all this guys jokes are under 30 seconds
yea and the title is asking how many 30 second jokes he can do in 30 minutes
not all of them, majority
the scissors in plastic joke is Ellens,
I am buggered by the idea that Carr is allowed in buildings with all these burns he keeps doing.
The title to get views and $$ by luring people in thinking that he was actually saying 30 jokes in 30 minutes instead of snippet’s from his shows which could be done with any comedian was clever,good for you 👏👏👏
It means 30minutes of jokes that are under 30s each. r/woosh
soz got adblock, but im sure you can appreciate someone avoiding a payment others make.... ta for the laughs x
Has anyone ever said that Jimmy looks just like a ventriloquist's puppet?
Now that you mention it...
He looks like relative of Ben Shapiro . Ben wouldn't like him 🤣
I saw Jimmy live once, he must have been having a bad day.....
He talks about that in his book. Says that he should’ve not followed through when he was mentally in a bad place but also didn’t wanna bail out on his commitment
я обожаю вас джим кар вы лучший ))
я из россии )
definitely not last
Anyone count?
I've ga a hamma
I didnt care about his s*x related jokes,but the rest was hilareous.....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:57 I didn't get it..
He pretended he had walked into the theatre and forgot why he walked in there.
@@VestigialHead ahhhhhh, ok. thanks.
Thank francie Boyle for writing most of this
home counties
lol essex people talk properley lol
The guy is clever, but it's no surprise when you know his birthday... 😉
Third, also very funny
🥰🥰🥰
Qqqqq
C0---vid dbag!
Gg
Noooooo
Yes, Jamaica!
All they need to do find 30 minutes of FUNNY jokes - I realise that's probably asking too much
Ahh nice passive aggression. Do you kiss your mum with that sarcasm?
Most fun when it ended.
11th. I’ve heard these all before on DVD
Whooppee
First
Here's your price 🍪
Your parents still hate you
I enjoy the discrimination against the gingers.
They bring it on themselves you know. It's in the genes. :D
Third
Well done
Here's your price 🍪
Second
Well done
Here's your price 🍪
STOP RECYCLING!! ADD NEW STUFFZ!
About as funny as a death at a birthday party.
Or being around you
Some people think he is funny.
Hit and miss🤷🏻♂️
14:53 mitch hedberg told ot better still fucking funny
Jimmy you always have on your gay face.
How much tax can Jimmy dodge through Panamanian and Swiss loopholes in the next half hour?
Even more now after Kwasi Kwarteng's & Liz Truss's top tax rate slash to 40%.
Totally legally too, eh Jimmy?
It did NOT work when I said it. U-Tub objected to mere comedy...quoted comedy. 🤐
You want 30 jokes in 30 seconds, Repeat the following quickly. Trump, Trump, Trump
Yawn
It’s not funny to be racist it causes serious harm
do you know what a joke is?
Crap
@@zapkvr it’s not crap I’m not red headed but I don’t get this negativity. I am Scottish and being red headed is a precious rare racial trait from the most western fringes of Europe a recessive gene on its way out. Apart from that this sick negativity towards them causes bullying/ discrimination etc. would it be ok to go yuck about a black person or Asian person? I don’t understand where it’s come from in recent years but its very wrong. No doubt crap but best wishes.
Many jokes by default are insulting. I’m half Irish but love a good joke that takes the p-ss at an Irishman’s expense.
Do I think it’s offensive? No. Why? Because I have a sense of humour and understand what comedy is. It’s that simple. You want to take offence, go ahead. Alternatively have a laugh and get over yourself frankly.
@@tqrrible you with short meaningless comments - is it funny to act disgusted at someone’s hair colour this causes psychological and physical harm.
do you even read these Mr Carr
😂