How Many Jokes Can Jimmy Say In 30 MINUTES? | Jimmy Carr

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  • čas přidán 4. 09. 2022
  • Who will count the jokes?
    We've clipped together every joke Jimmy has said over his long career that comes in under 30 seconds & stitched it together in this 30 minute compilation. For those people that get impatient with their comedy but who also have half an hour to kill.
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Komentáře • 179

  • @levievans5923
    @levievans5923 Před rokem +42

    Seen him live few yrs ago, he is brilliant

  • @Error-gc1rr
    @Error-gc1rr Před rokem +185

    Jimmy's timing is impeccable

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Před rokem +1

      Oh it's peccable

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 Před rokem +1

      Timing? What timing? He tells a joke, waits for the laughter to die down, then tells the next joke. Hate him or love him, but there is no timing involved in his act.

    • @rjtimmerman2861
      @rjtimmerman2861 Před rokem +3

      @@ricksimon9867 there is timing in the middle of the joke
      Letting the audience think for a moment before moving on to the punchline

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 Před rokem +1

      @@rjtimmerman2861
      "wait till audience is quiet again" is not timing.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Před rokem

      @@ricksimon9867

  • @88Spint
    @88Spint Před rokem +7

    "If you suffocate in a bag for life..." You're still born.

  • @jackwatsonepic626
    @jackwatsonepic626 Před rokem +28

    I watch this and it puts me in a good mood especially when I've got out of the wrong side of the bed the guy is brilliant 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @-lf-t0rn4d07
    @-lf-t0rn4d07 Před rokem +5

    8:38 that sound got me so hard 😅

  • @UWU-ol5mp
    @UWU-ol5mp Před rokem +18

    You are my favourite comedian
    With a big face

  • @MrArcheopteryx
    @MrArcheopteryx Před rokem +8

    Very very appreciated Jimmy! I have a selfish thought; may Jimmy Carr never retire! Cheers!

  • @sanchitghai1455
    @sanchitghai1455 Před rokem +76

    This is awesome🤣 hilarious af and this jokes compilation is really a great idea right on the jokes🥳loved it

  • @uttasyda9746
    @uttasyda9746 Před rokem +22

    always thought Jimmy Carr was underrated...extremely funny brit!!!🇬🇧coming from an American 🇺🇲

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Před rokem

      Coz its far more impressive coming from an american.

    • @mikejackson5666
      @mikejackson5666 Před rokem +3

      Brits are funnier than yanks,n I'm an Australian

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Před rokem

      @@mikejackson5666 Canada here. Auzzies are definitely usually funnier too 😉.

  • @chesterhackenbush
    @chesterhackenbush Před rokem +26

    Amazing comedy master. Impeccable timing and excellent material.

  • @Akhelous
    @Akhelous Před rokem +60

    Wish he did a tour in Australia, would be well worth the money too see him live.

    • @StarDollar
      @StarDollar Před rokem +7

      He almost did, but he apologized and payed back the money.

    • @HuchickCSGO
      @HuchickCSGO Před rokem +11

      he is in February next year

    • @CatsMeowPaw
      @CatsMeowPaw Před rokem +7

      February and March he's in AU. Better get tickets quickly. My local show is almost sold out.

    • @PrajDy
      @PrajDy Před rokem

      @@CatsMeowPaw Wonder if he brings back "Sh*t in her c*nt" joke in AU :DD

    • @race890
      @race890 Před rokem +3

      ....nearly as good as being in Australia & watching him for free while relaxing on the couch for free....right now

  • @colinellis3901
    @colinellis3901 Před rokem +190

    This video could be a Slimfast advert, or a warning against anaphylactic shock and face swelling. 😂

  • @Josh-lk7vi
    @Josh-lk7vi Před rokem +39

    The only thing missing from this video are the few seconds after where he laughs also. His laugh is infections.
    Infections like a disease that shrinks your esophagus while trying to eat and you’re attempting to gasp for air.
    I love it.

  • @jesseszymcik3026
    @jesseszymcik3026 Před rokem +5

    Nice job! My favorite clip show, yet. Thanks, Jimmy.

  • @AirwavesEnglish
    @AirwavesEnglish Před rokem +13

    My fave comedian in the entire universe!

  • @Arthzil
    @Arthzil Před rokem +8

    "I've got a little tip for you"... sure you have Jimmy, sure you have...

  • @gameaddictgonewild4391

    I love this man

  • @OsamaMorad25
    @OsamaMorad25 Před rokem +1

    Hes like a young aspiring Ralph Fiennes 🤣🤣

  • @themrpantsman1757
    @themrpantsman1757 Před rokem +9

    Frantically looking in the comments for how many jokes he made in the video

  • @bullmccabe9717
    @bullmccabe9717 Před rokem +6

    And I never had to hear him laugh 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I have a new found appreciation for that man

  • @dondoodat
    @dondoodat Před rokem +64

    Looks like Jimmy's trying to recapture his youth.
    Shouldn't have let him escape in the first place.

  • @scoonyer
    @scoonyer Před rokem +3

    5:49

  • @unit0155
    @unit0155 Před rokem +5

    Window, seat, or I'll... 10:51

  • @brodiemillers5211
    @brodiemillers5211 Před rokem +17

    Jimmy Carr is hilarious, there should be a try hard not to laugh challenge based on him.

  • @benheisenberg2633
    @benheisenberg2633 Před rokem +7

    I died at the fish of the day joke

  • @davidrobertson1980
    @davidrobertson1980 Před rokem +5

    Thanks jimmy, yeah never thought of that, I'll watch again with the ad blocker off ;)

  • @highmeoweldergod8371
    @highmeoweldergod8371 Před rokem +5

    I was having hiccups in the duration of 2:34...it cured my hiccups

  • @carrion8752
    @carrion8752 Před rokem +7

    “Lazy”

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker Před 10 měsíci +1

    LOL

  • @sandiskpink433
    @sandiskpink433 Před rokem +1

    LOVE ALL UR WORK
    🙂✌✌👍👍👍👍

  • @RichardHowells1234
    @RichardHowells1234 Před rokem +2

    How's the experimental serums going...Jimmy?

  • @Flaretree
    @Flaretree Před rokem +1

    Lol

  • @hazmatfirehero6318
    @hazmatfirehero6318 Před rokem +3

    If we watch an add you get some of the money that the ad paid CZcams to show it

  • @ItsUrBoiOisin
    @ItsUrBoiOisin Před rokem +2

    I think he nicked that fire exit joke from lee evans

    • @nolanjv
      @nolanjv Před 6 měsíci

      I thought it was a Hedberg joke lol

  • @techtitanuk5609
    @techtitanuk5609 Před rokem +2

    I love red heads

  • @dadjokeschannel
    @dadjokeschannel Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @skyteus
    @skyteus Před rokem +5

    Nice!

  • @charlescanzater
    @charlescanzater Před rokem +1

    Thanks I needed that 😛✌🏾

  • @Wantabe2188
    @Wantabe2188 Před rokem +5

    So how many jokes was that?

  • @gareththomas3347
    @gareththomas3347 Před rokem

    Love the video
    To many ads

  • @andrewfrazier666
    @andrewfrazier666 Před rokem

    i would not mind meeting you

  • @BudahOfBirmingham
    @BudahOfBirmingham Před rokem

    Thank you for that last bit, you're very welcome. It's quite literally, the least I could do. Budah of Birmingham

  • @roymillsjnr5172
    @roymillsjnr5172 Před rokem +2

    😂😂😂

  • @monoman4083
    @monoman4083 Před rokem +3

    ferry vunny

  • @grumpygramps
    @grumpygramps Před rokem +12

    Ah man. Loves ya Jimmy. I pray the Censorship god’s never strike.

  • @calysagora3615
    @calysagora3615 Před rokem +5

    When you want quantity over quality, Carr always deliver.

  • @drevnork1
    @drevnork1 Před rokem +19

    I don't get the title, all this guys jokes are under 30 seconds

    • @not.tied-skip3337
      @not.tied-skip3337 Před 11 měsíci

      yea and the title is asking how many 30 second jokes he can do in 30 minutes

    • @DeonLechino
      @DeonLechino Před 10 měsíci

      not all of them, majority

  • @DM0317
    @DM0317 Před rokem +1

    the scissors in plastic joke is Ellens,

  • @stevenandreasen1553
    @stevenandreasen1553 Před rokem +2

    I am buggered by the idea that Carr is allowed in buildings with all these burns he keeps doing.

  • @stratman4071
    @stratman4071 Před rokem

    The title to get views and $$ by luring people in thinking that he was actually saying 30 jokes in 30 minutes instead of snippet’s from his shows which could be done with any comedian was clever,good for you 👏👏👏

    • @coleozaeta6344
      @coleozaeta6344 Před 10 měsíci

      It means 30minutes of jokes that are under 30s each. r/woosh

  • @lawrencelimburger9160
    @lawrencelimburger9160 Před rokem +7

    soz got adblock, but im sure you can appreciate someone avoiding a payment others make.... ta for the laughs x

  • @honeybunny371
    @honeybunny371 Před rokem +4

    Has anyone ever said that Jimmy looks just like a ventriloquist's puppet?

  • @lindalarsson1436
    @lindalarsson1436 Před rokem

    He looks like relative of Ben Shapiro . Ben wouldn't like him 🤣

  • @TringmotionCoUk
    @TringmotionCoUk Před rokem +3

    I saw Jimmy live once, he must have been having a bad day.....

    • @AchmedComedy_
      @AchmedComedy_ Před rokem +1

      He talks about that in his book. Says that he should’ve not followed through when he was mentally in a bad place but also didn’t wanna bail out on his commitment

  • @konstantin_jk1797
    @konstantin_jk1797 Před rokem +5

    я обожаю вас джим кар вы лучший ))
    я из россии )

  • @stupid-asses
    @stupid-asses Před rokem +1

    definitely not last

  • @SupertzarMetal
    @SupertzarMetal Před rokem +1

    Anyone count?

  • @Ray92569
    @Ray92569 Před rokem +1

    I've ga a hamma

  • @Paranormal_help
    @Paranormal_help Před rokem +1

    I didnt care about his s*x related jokes,but the rest was hilareous.....
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Andybaby
    @Andybaby Před rokem

    6:57 I didn't get it..

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead Před rokem +1

      He pretended he had walked into the theatre and forgot why he walked in there.

    • @Andybaby
      @Andybaby Před rokem

      @@VestigialHead ahhhhhh, ok. thanks.

  • @stuartdyer2159
    @stuartdyer2159 Před rokem +2

    Thank francie Boyle for writing most of this

  • @paulus121212
    @paulus121212 Před rokem +1

    home counties
    lol essex people talk properley lol

  • @gerrybaggins
    @gerrybaggins Před rokem +3

    The guy is clever, but it's no surprise when you know his birthday... 😉

  • @deesterm4770
    @deesterm4770 Před rokem +1

    Third, also very funny

  • @imperialleather5448
    @imperialleather5448 Před rokem +1

    🥰🥰🥰

  • @joekelly623
    @joekelly623 Před rokem

    Qqqqq

  • @koubenakombi3066
    @koubenakombi3066 Před rokem +1

    C0---vid dbag!

  • @ignaspagonis5963
    @ignaspagonis5963 Před rokem

    Gg

  • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
    @TruckTaxiMoveIt Před rokem

    Noooooo

  • @JoshNieporte
    @JoshNieporte Před rokem +1

    Yes, Jamaica!

  • @stephdorward2868
    @stephdorward2868 Před rokem +1

    All they need to do find 30 minutes of FUNNY jokes - I realise that's probably asking too much

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead Před rokem

      Ahh nice passive aggression. Do you kiss your mum with that sarcasm?

  • @Lasselucidora
    @Lasselucidora Před rokem +1

    Most fun when it ended.

  • @paulliddement2781
    @paulliddement2781 Před rokem +1

    11th. I’ve heard these all before on DVD

  • @jacksmiththeboss
    @jacksmiththeboss Před rokem +2

    First

  • @mechanicrabbit7870
    @mechanicrabbit7870 Před rokem +1

    I enjoy the discrimination against the gingers.

    • @ABandCalledStoned
      @ABandCalledStoned Před rokem +3

      They bring it on themselves you know. It's in the genes. :D

  • @thebaxx8483
    @thebaxx8483 Před rokem +1

    Third

  • @dominikkucera576
    @dominikkucera576 Před rokem

    Second

  • @crazycatzmum
    @crazycatzmum Před rokem

    STOP RECYCLING!! ADD NEW STUFFZ!

  • @stephensaunderson237
    @stephensaunderson237 Před rokem +1

    About as funny as a death at a birthday party.

  • @guythomas7051
    @guythomas7051 Před rokem +1

    Some people think he is funny.

  • @ICanSeeYou247
    @ICanSeeYou247 Před rokem

    Hit and miss🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @BloodyHazessr
    @BloodyHazessr Před rokem

    14:53 mitch hedberg told ot better still fucking funny

  • @stevenandreasen1553
    @stevenandreasen1553 Před rokem

    Jimmy you always have on your gay face.

  • @jimmythemadostrich8947
    @jimmythemadostrich8947 Před rokem +1

    How much tax can Jimmy dodge through Panamanian and Swiss loopholes in the next half hour?
    Even more now after Kwasi Kwarteng's & Liz Truss's top tax rate slash to 40%.
    Totally legally too, eh Jimmy?

  • @holeshothunter5544
    @holeshothunter5544 Před rokem +1

    It did NOT work when I said it. U-Tub objected to mere comedy...quoted comedy. 🤐

  • @dalemartell8639
    @dalemartell8639 Před rokem +2

    You want 30 jokes in 30 seconds, Repeat the following quickly. Trump, Trump, Trump

  • @MrJokerlad19
    @MrJokerlad19 Před rokem

    Yawn

  • @muttlee9195
    @muttlee9195 Před rokem +2

    It’s not funny to be racist it causes serious harm

    • @tqrrible
      @tqrrible Před rokem +4

      do you know what a joke is?

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Před rokem +1

      Crap

    • @muttlee9195
      @muttlee9195 Před rokem +2

      @@zapkvr it’s not crap I’m not red headed but I don’t get this negativity. I am Scottish and being red headed is a precious rare racial trait from the most western fringes of Europe a recessive gene on its way out. Apart from that this sick negativity towards them causes bullying/ discrimination etc. would it be ok to go yuck about a black person or Asian person? I don’t understand where it’s come from in recent years but its very wrong. No doubt crap but best wishes.

    • @tonymarkey6525
      @tonymarkey6525 Před rokem +10

      Many jokes by default are insulting. I’m half Irish but love a good joke that takes the p-ss at an Irishman’s expense.
      Do I think it’s offensive? No. Why? Because I have a sense of humour and understand what comedy is. It’s that simple. You want to take offence, go ahead. Alternatively have a laugh and get over yourself frankly.

    • @muttlee9195
      @muttlee9195 Před rokem

      @@tqrrible you with short meaningless comments - is it funny to act disgusted at someone’s hair colour this causes psychological and physical harm.

  • @rodgerwesterik2952
    @rodgerwesterik2952 Před rokem +1

    do you even read these Mr Carr

  • @LoftechUK
    @LoftechUK Před rokem +1

    😂