George Carlin on Abortion

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  • čas přidán 15. 08. 2008
  • George Carlin tackles the topic of abortion as only he can.

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  • @sandrakostic5998
    @sandrakostic5998 Před 6 měsíci +140

    This man will always be relevant. We need him today.

    • @dickjohnson7845
      @dickjohnson7845 Před 5 měsíci +1

      oh, all the material he would have today...

    • @spyfan62591
      @spyfan62591 Před 3 měsíci +2

      If he came back, he'd die of a heart attack in the first day, or he'd just turn a 180 and say f that.

  • @daryl7277
    @daryl7277 Před 4 lety +481

    Anyone else on a George Carlin binge?

    • @tanyapeavoy5885
      @tanyapeavoy5885 Před 4 lety +14

      The only person on this earth that spoke the truth....how can you not binge watch this man.

    • @anavaderduo7548
      @anavaderduo7548 Před 4 lety +16

      I needed to listen to a little sanity in this insane world we have today.

    • @ScorpionAndZangief
      @ScorpionAndZangief Před 4 lety +3

      Hell yes

    • @karencarl6130
      @karencarl6130 Před rokem +6

      Just got finished watching one of his rants on abortion. We need him back!

    • @drachenritter42R
      @drachenritter42R Před rokem +2

      Always

  • @davidnice1
    @davidnice1 Před 7 měsíci +159

    This man was a prophet who happened to do comedy. I 100% believe this!

    • @galaxyglitterlatte4664
      @galaxyglitterlatte4664 Před 6 měsíci +6

      This is AMAZING how right he was and that this is so relevant today!!!

    • @hectorespinosa6599
      @hectorespinosa6599 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Yet for a man who was woke kept saying Christ

    • @tellmemoreplease9231
      @tellmemoreplease9231 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Maybe this is the only way most people will listen to reason, if it's funny.

  • @drachenritter42R
    @drachenritter42R Před rokem +142

    "Once you're born, you're on your own."
    "If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're pre-school, you're frakked."
    I love it.

  • @margaretjiantonio939
    @margaretjiantonio939 Před 7 měsíci +86

    This may have been years ago, but it could be about today. RIP George was always a funny man.

  • @dianespies3104
    @dianespies3104 Před 6 měsíci +11

    You were so right George ANTI WOMAN!!!
    Come back we need you 😢
    Here we are 22 yrs later from this George & the issue of abortion is worse & being shoved down our throats by every evangelican, priest, republican , baptist & christian in America the free. It's revolting!

    • @voicevitality7197
      @voicevitality7197 Před 3 měsíci

      That's because pro-aborts are getting bolder and more unhinged. Let's not forget angrier and less logical.

  • @vabriga1
    @vabriga1 Před 5 měsíci +15

    How do you recognize a stand-up legend? It's the one you watch over and over despite you heard the jokes countless times. George was a stand-up philosopher.

  • @denisewheeler3373
    @denisewheeler3373 Před 6 měsíci +26

    He totally nailed it!!! Just imagine if he were still here! RIP GC.

  • @maxprofane
    @maxprofane Před 7 měsíci +30

    6:38 "Not every ejaculation deserves a name."
    I'm gonna use that for sure.

  • @ciaociao8337
    @ciaociao8337 Před 4 lety +52

    Not every ejaculation deserves a name.

  • @lucylillypad1512
    @lucylillypad1512 Před 6 měsíci +16

    I sure miss him. And Robin Williams too. RIP fellas!

  • @perkyporkpie
    @perkyporkpie Před 8 lety +410

    Probably the best comedian ever!

    • @carlosh2539
      @carlosh2539 Před 4 lety +6

      and bill hicks also

    • @noklaf8977
      @noklaf8977 Před 4 lety +11

      He is not a comedian. He just say the truth.

    • @vinnythepoet3483
      @vinnythepoet3483 Před 4 lety +2

      Robin Williams tho

    • @Xelriek
      @Xelriek Před 4 lety +1

      @im a pothead Have you seen Dave Chappelle? Many comedians, even Kevin Hart claim that Dave is the best comedian alive.
      "Dave Chappelle is the baddest person to touch a microphone, uh, that's alive right now." ~ Kevin Hart
      "Question: Would you consider yourself to be the best stand up comedian?
      Katt Williams: NO, nonono, Dave Chappelle still lives and breathes"
      czcams.com/video/x6Eky0Yyikc/video.html

    • @nellokiko6755
      @nellokiko6755 Před 4 lety +1

      perkyporkpie can’t touch Richard Bruh

  • @alo6125
    @alo6125 Před 6 měsíci +17

    Timely video. Issue 1, enshrining the right to an abortion in Ohio, passed tonight.

  • @briandalgleish1194
    @briandalgleish1194 Před rokem +122

    Thought provoking, hilarious wise and a great loss to all of us R.I.P. George Carlin

    • @georgemoore7186
      @georgemoore7186 Před 6 měsíci

      Not sure commenting R.I.P. would impress George who had a BS meter and that is BS, the is no resting when you're dead, there is just nothing, just like before you were born, death is the wrong word to describe what happens any way, George didn't die,no one dies, they just cease to exist and that is sad....sad for us the living, not for George or those that have ceased to exist, only the living have any feelings, only the living need a rest...Have a great day and make sure you get some peaceful rest!

  • @marietanner7538
    @marietanner7538 Před 4 lety +61

    George was one of the few comedians who could completely destroy and insult an audience and they still go crazy w laughter n cheer

    • @anavaderduo7548
      @anavaderduo7548 Před 4 lety +2

      It used to amaze me that people couldn’t see he was doing that, but after the last few years? Nope, I get it.

    • @andreak4280
      @andreak4280 Před 4 lety +7

      Marie Tanner he wasnt trying to insult the audience Marie Tannner - he WAS TRYING to get them to think/see in the larger picture
      the world /laws/ wars/religion is all hypocrisy and BS made up by people for mass controlling - we being the masses!!!! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
      and if people weren’t so dang sensitive and opened up their God given brains to actually look at irony & lies spoon fed to them daily, the best next thing is to laugh at how moronic people are & behave 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️ 🤯

  • @cricket-bg4tz
    @cricket-bg4tz Před 7 měsíci +20

    "chickens are decent people"
    My favorite part

  • @josephbelisle5792
    @josephbelisle5792 Před 6 měsíci +31

    I miss his humor, insight and genius.

  • @lolabella5574
    @lolabella5574 Před 2 lety +41

    The greatest American philosopher.

  • @weeaboojones3850
    @weeaboojones3850 Před 5 měsíci +13

    This man could roast all of humanity with 1 or 2 sentences, and we all love him for it 😂❤

  • @divadramirez
    @divadramirez Před 6 lety +165

    Only George Carlin could open with that at Carnegie Hall

  • @jimo7593
    @jimo7593 Před 7 měsíci +17

    Saw Carlin back in the late 80s. Had me laughing so hard, I had to head to the lobby to catch my breath.

  • @vodevick
    @vodevick Před 8 lety +150

    this man was all brain. brilliant!

    • @priccles
      @priccles Před 4 lety +4

      @UCantHandleTheTruth3 why do you have to comment on everyone's opinions??? we aren't going to change them for you lmao

    • @priccles
      @priccles Před 4 lety +2

      @UCantHandleTheTruth3 you're like one of those new york crackheads who go around yelling that the end of times is near

    • @priccles
      @priccles Před 4 lety

      @UCantHandleTheTruth3 oh, yeah, christmas is tomorrow for me, but I hope you have a nice time! I think I'm good for the debating stuff :) merry christmas!

    • @seafoam6119
      @seafoam6119 Před 4 lety +1

      @UCantHandleTheTruth3 did you call for me?

  • @karencarney7595
    @karencarney7595 Před 4 lety +35

    Damn, he *speaks the truth* . Wow.

  • @KMurderful
    @KMurderful Před 8 lety +197

    Louis Ck honoring George brought me here.

    • @adityagupta3019
      @adityagupta3019 Před 8 lety +5

      absolutely! I had to see this!:p

    • @adityagupta3019
      @adityagupta3019 Před 8 lety +2

      absolutely! I had to see this!:p

    • @kilopo3030
      @kilopo3030 Před 7 lety +3

      kile bates well buddy he paid homage by doing the same with his new special

    • @chonkypot
      @chonkypot Před 7 lety +1

      kile bates as am i!

    • @tongeche
      @tongeche Před 6 lety +2

      Me too

  • @mardukdemigod1523
    @mardukdemigod1523 Před 4 lety +23

    George Carlin does not promote abortion here, he is pointing out conservative hypocrisy.

    • @scottmurphy650
      @scottmurphy650 Před 4 lety

      How's this for LIBERAL HYPOCRISY, rube. Libshits are horrified at the thought of executing a serial killer but have no compunction whatsoever about murdering an totally innocent baby in the womb. Hypocrisy forms the very foundation upon which the libshit house of cards is built.

    • @DystopianUtopia8
      @DystopianUtopia8 Před 4 lety +7

      He does that a lot, there is enough material from Republican loons for a thousand years

    • @scottmurphy650
      @scottmurphy650 Před 4 lety

      @@DystopianUtopia8 That's rich, a libshit talking about hypocrisy. Were it not for hypocrisy, you piles of human ooze would have no standards at all.

    • @troyboldon1
      @troyboldon1 Před 5 měsíci

      You are a wrong.

  • @williamlopez8983
    @williamlopez8983 Před 4 lety +31

    Lol bro this guy is the one man we needed for a president, I love how down to earth he was!!!

    • @quicksilvertongue3248
      @quicksilvertongue3248 Před 7 měsíci

      Don't wish a horrible fate like that on anyone you like! Being trapped in that oval office clearly destroys the soul of any man less stalwart than Dwight D. Eisenhower, the last president we had who was neither corrupt nor ineffectual (I say that as someone who did like Bill Clinton, but everybody knew he was crooked as hell even while electing him twice).

  • @jackthebassman1
    @jackthebassman1 Před 6 měsíci +7

    From across the pond, George Carlin is straight to the point, very, very funny and nails the facts.

  • @NEOpantos
    @NEOpantos Před 9 lety +150

    This IS The Most Amazing Opening Of Stand-Up EVER.

  • @tm13tube
    @tm13tube Před 3 lety +25

    All his stuff is good but this is brilliant.

  • @DystopianUtopia8
    @DystopianUtopia8 Před 4 lety +25

    One of the greatest opening jokes of all time.

    • @late8641
      @late8641 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Definitely one of the boldest ones.

  • @Zainab-jb7lr
    @Zainab-jb7lr Před 7 měsíci +20

    Insanely hilarious and genius

  • @deanb3033
    @deanb3033 Před 7 měsíci +15

    We need him today to run for president!

  • @lorientico
    @lorientico Před 7 měsíci +5

    "Not every ejaculation deserves a Name!"

  • @alicetex
    @alicetex Před 6 měsíci +8

    Carlin was right on the money on this subject. Still rings as loud now as it sounded back then.

  • @daveallender4375
    @daveallender4375 Před 5 lety +130

    The 32 thumbs down are the people you wouldn't want to f... in the first place.

    • @precociousone2003
      @precociousone2003 Před 4 lety

      @dave alleñder the 76 thumbs down now in December 2019 😆 lol hahahahahaha! jk

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly Před 4 lety +2

      UCantHandleTheTruth3 ← found one of the people pissed he can’t get any

    • @oats9036
      @oats9036 Před 4 lety +1

      @UCantHandleTheTruth3 Cause there aren't enough babies in this world already. I agree the world is way to under populated.

    • @genieglasslamp5028
      @genieglasslamp5028 Před 4 lety +1

      @UCantHandleTheTruth3
      Actually a large portion of women who do get abortions use contraception.

    • @DystopianUtopia8
      @DystopianUtopia8 Před 4 lety

      @UCantHandleTheTruth3 angry n ugly is no way to go through life

  • @wbbils7052
    @wbbils7052 Před 4 lety +25

    Carlin. Only he and Lenny Bruce had the balls to take on ANY subject with humor and intellect. It's no surprise that he loved and emulated Lenny Bruce. Only Dave Chappelle carries on for them today.

    • @wbbils7052
      @wbbils7052 Před 4 lety

      @Thomas Jeffries TX for your comment except that I much prefer war.

  • @michaelodonnell824
    @michaelodonnell824 Před rokem +10

    "If you're preborn, you're fine, if you're preschool you're effed" - classic truism...

  • @MatthewWang-Yuyouweimen
    @MatthewWang-Yuyouweimen Před 4 lety +95

    Chickens are decent people? What about that chicken who attacked Peter Griffin? I say chickens are just as bad.

    • @rpsyco
      @rpsyco Před 4 lety +15

      Peter attacked the chicken, because the chicken had an expired coupon. The chicken fought back in self defense.

    • @limeddasch382
      @limeddasch382 Před 4 lety

      Matthew Wang Chicken are the pure embodiment of evil, we should eat them more.
      Also, in my opinion chicken are vegetables, because they‘ll keep on living after you chop their head off. So vegans should be allowed to eat them to.
      We need to eat them until there‘s none left.

    • @kaleidoscopeeyes1184
      @kaleidoscopeeyes1184 Před 4 lety

      That was not a real chicken. It was a person pretending to be a chicken. Sorry if I killed the illusion but chickens are decent people ;)

    • @will9001asd
      @will9001asd Před 4 lety

      If you've ever crossed a chicken IRL, you would know they're not scared of anything and will fight anybody 👀

  • @wamellon
    @wamellon Před 10 lety +51

    Brilliant.... Genius..... THE TRUTH! The GREATEST! Miss ya George! :)

  • @woodsmith8439
    @woodsmith8439 Před rokem +17

    Be interesting to hear from him today….

  • @DrewPicklesTheDark
    @DrewPicklesTheDark Před 4 lety +55

    Great thing about George is he attacked _everything._
    A liberal/conservative might watch this and be totally on board/repulsed. Just wait 2 minutes and another part of his routine will flip the tables and piss some other person off, unless of course, they have any sense of humor. He points out hypocrisy whenever he sees it, whoever may be doing it. Guy was fucking amazing.
    I would love to see him tear a new one in today's environment.

    • @pseudo_ra
      @pseudo_ra Před 4 lety +6

      DrewPicklesTheDark that’s because Carlin was a genuine seeking of objective truth. He doesn’t have an agenda, he doesn’t have a side, he doesn’t play favorites, his principles don’t waiver depending on the subject matter or person(s)...he’s concern with objective truth and that truth only. He’s one of the best philosophers of the 20th century and the greatest comedian of all time.

    • @aneeshramaswamy6283
      @aneeshramaswamy6283 Před 4 lety +3

      @@pseudo_ra You realise he was a comedian who combined social commentary with comedic elements? I mean give credit where credit is due, his routines, comedic style and material is gold but he never professed to be a seeker of truth. His material combined elements of misanthropy, nihilism and human behaviour all veiled in a cynical perspective but if you think that is what passes off as non-armchair philosophy, the formal study of all that can be interpreted through human reasoning, you're doing a great disservice to all those who have and do engage in this academic profession.
      Armchair philosophy is the type where you can do at the comfort of your home and have discussions about issue without relating to the formal processes of philosophical inquiry such as logic, argumentation and methodic doubt. It's the same as armchair science where you can talk about the vastness of space using physical concepts without actually engaging in the scientific method and doing the math. But I don't see anyone calling the people who engage in armchair science scientists.
      Wittgenstein, Heidegger, Kripke and Nietzsche are among the few I'd rate as some of the best philosophers of the 20th century. Their works may not be as easily accessible to the general public, similar to how most scientific research is not easily accessible to the general public- but they nonetheless had profound influences on human history and on our present way of life.
      TL;DR George Carlin is a great comedian and social commentator. Don't elevate him to epic proportions to elevate your own self-esteem for understanding or agreeing with him. He hated hero-worship, was highly self-critical and changed his comedic style and content over years and got his insight from his own personal struggles. The search for truth starts from humility, transitions to self-deprecation and ends the same way it started.

    • @pseudo_ra
      @pseudo_ra Před 4 lety +2

      Aneesh Ramaswamy ...Social commentary and comedic elements? Wow, I had no idea, thank you for clearing that up. Pretty “humbled” of you to go on this self aggrandizing rant about academic philosophy. Why would my self esteem be tied to George Carlin? Is your self esteem tied to any of the philosophers you’ve mentioned above? Don’t elevate academic philosophy to epic proportions to boost your self-esteem simply because you sat in a class room worshiping people you perceived to be smarter than you. You do realize that some philosophers are among the most loathsome, immoral and vice ridden people in history, right? For all their philosophical grandeur, some of them died as an unhappy and as unfulfilled as many a layman.
      Maybe I should amend my previous statement - Carlin was a great thinker - does that pleases the formal gentleman? I respect Carlin because he told the truth (albeit his truth), pointed out hypocrisy and the blatant contradictions of our times without fear.
      Your obvious projection of “hero-worship” is rather clear. Philosophy is one step in the evolutionary chain of a human being - don’t stop there my friend - it pales in comparison to spirituality. Thus, instead of taking what your great philosophers of the 20th century professed at face value, investigate life for yourself and live your truth. Spirituality has no need for words - it simply walks the walk. Stop putting philosophy on a pedestal - it’s simply the history of thought. Religion (I believe), philosophy (I think) and spirituality (I know).
      That being said, happy new year and good luck. Be the change you want to see.

    • @aneeshramaswamy6283
      @aneeshramaswamy6283 Před 4 lety +1

      ​@@pseudo_ra I think you missed exactly what I was pissed about. Philosophy is one of the cornerstones of human inquiry and the grand body of work that constitutes current human knowledge in philosophy came from philosophers who devoted their lives to their discipline. Your view comes from ignorance not from careful observation of the material. If you read a book in any field of philosophy- then you can start comparing philosophers. Otherwise what you're doing is calling a popular science show host one of the best scientists without having knowledge of 'academic' science and what constitutes scientific research. Philosophy as science is something you can do from the comfort of your sofa if you ignore academic standards, doesn't make it as admissible material to collective knowledge though.
      I don't see how it's wrong to appreciate people for what their true worth is. I love George Carlin as a comedian and his comments on society are full of great insight, but that's all it is. I don't think him as a philosopher and those who I view as great philosophers need to have made great accomplishments in their area. Also what ever he says is based on his anecdotal experiences of society and his interpretations of them. A lot of us might agree with them but I don't think it's implausible to think that there are many people who don't share those experiences or live by a different standard.
      Is that unreasonable? Calling a spade a spade and appreciating the true worth of people?
      I have depression and am trying to be a theoretical physicist and I constantly feel self-deprecation and doubts when I compare myself to all others in my field who have made significant contributions near my age. But I think it's important to have those thoughts and know my true standing so I can grow. You can't climb a cliff if you don't know your current foothold and the next indent.
      This is what pisses me off. Humans like you who think they can somehow come to the answers by themselves and forego that millions of people over millennia have dedicated their lives towards solving the puzzle that is the human experience and physical reality. What do you think philosophers, psychologists, physicists,etc. are doing carrying out research publishing papers and following the academic process, genius? Are they just wasting their time?
      "Philosophy is the history of thought". How about you open a book or webpage, heck here's google dictionary's take: Philosophy : "the study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence, especially when considered as an academic discipline."
      And I have as much respect for spirituality as I have for astrology. Another attempt for human beings to inflate their self-esteem and elevate their standing in the cosmos.
      I'm not trying to elevate myself or anybody else. I seek to bring us all back to Earth and take a good look at who we really are.
      That said, your attempts at stating I'm projecting are ridiculous. I know I'm no Wittengstein, Einstein, etc. I don't think taking a number of classes at the undergrad or grad level will take me to their level, but I will try to develop my own worth as I continue my academic journey. George Carlin intended the work you saw as comedy. You stated that you thought it to be the work of a great philosopher/ Clearly someone's elevating the standard of his material and it ain't Carlin or me. Could it be you? Because you want to, like all humans that engage in tribalism (all of us pretty much), think you're privy to knowledge that's not attainable to the general public and think that it make you special.
      It's unfortunate that my irritation in this area was blown towards you and I apologize for that. But I still stand strong with my views.

    • @pseudo_ra
      @pseudo_ra Před 4 lety

      Aneesh Ramaswamy ...Where to begin...First and foremost, you are still putting philosophy on a pedestal. I amended my statement earlier - “Carlin is a great thinker” - to please you and it clearly didn’t. If using “logic, argumentation and methodic doubt,” makes a person a philosopher - then Carlin clearly is. He has demonstrated this time and time again throughout his routines. In the most archaic definition of the word, a philosopher, is a lover of wisdom.
      Second, “I respect Carlin because he told the truth (albeit his truth), pointed out hypocrisy and the blatant contradictions of our times without fear.” Might I add, he also makes me laugh. How’s that not appreciating him for his true worth? Furthermore, “Also what ever he says is based on his anecdotal experiences of society and his interpretations of them.” Isn’t that true for all philosophers from time immemorial?
      Third, “Humans like you who think they can somehow come to the answers by themselves and forego that millions of people over millennia have dedicated their lives towards solving the puzzle that is the human experience and physical reality.” Didn’t anyone ever tell you to not make assumptions, in fact, isn’t it rather philosophically informal of you to make such a statement? I never said anything to that effect. In fact, I too am student of philosophy - I’ve studied the many schools of thought that has come down to us from said great philosophers over the ages - in the end I only found 3 disciplines that were useful in creating a better understanding of our world and subsequently creating better human beings which lead to a better society. Again, I never stated anyone was wasting their time. Quit making assumptions.
      Fourth, philosophy is the history of thought. Only when you’ve moved on to spirituality will you realize this. “I have as much respect for spirituality as I have for astrology,” how wise of you lol. You are still stuck in the “I think” phase of your personal evolution - you have such potential - it takes an earnest individual to self evolve. “Another attempt for human beings to inflate their self-esteem and elevate their standing in the cosmos,” the irony is strong here, are you a comedian?
      Fifth, “I seek to bring us all back to Earth and take a good look at who we really are. That said, your attempts at stating I'm projecting are ridiculous,” you don’t even know who/what you are friend, how are you going to tell the rest of humanity who they are? You’re above statement is utter projection and that’s okay, I empathize with you, I really do.
      Sixth, academia will not improve your self-worth, it might create an inauthentic sense of who you “think” you are and boost your ego, but when the time comes your ego will fail and you’ll be right back where you started. Sure, the certificates and the accolades might improve your social standings, but when you are alone none of that will matter. “I have depression and am trying to be a theoretical physicist and I constantly feel self-deprecation and doubts when I compare myself to all others in my field who have made significant contributions near my age.” Somehow, the great cornerstone of human inquiry hasn’t helped you overcome this, has it? Doesn’t that make you question the efficacy of philosophy? Doesn’t that make you ask what’s the point of philosophy?
      Seventh, “...You want to, like all humans that engage in tribalism (all of us pretty much), think you're privy to knowledge that's not attainable to the general public and think that it make you special.” Here you go again with the assumptions and projection. I never stated anything to that effect. I am as special as amethyst, as special as a water molecule, as special as a photon, as special as dirt, as special as a dead carcass etc.
      As I mentioned before, philosophy is the middle stage of a person’s evolution. Philosophy teaches us how to think. The most important field of philosophy is the study of ethics/morality. In the end, a comprehensive understanding of Vices and Virtues is the true gem of philosophy. Philosophy offers a person knowledge. Spirituality is turning knowledge into wisdom. Spirituality is the next stage of a person’s evolution. Spirituality is the literal cultivation and transmutation of vices into virtues. Spirituality walks the walk, philosophy talks the talk. Your prior statement disparaging the very study that will help you evolve and find joy in life and in yourself, is quite telling. It’s okay, you clearly aren’t ready, but hopefully 5-15yrs from now you will comprehend fully what I stated above.
      In summation, I accept your apology, I didn’t need one because I didn’t take it personally. I see a lot of my younger self in you. Believe it or not, philosophy will not fulfill you, much like how all the riches in world doesn’t fulfill others. You have potential, I just hope you start walking the path instead of thinking about it. Keep striving for greatness, I have no doubt you’ll stumble upon it and its many external rewards, I pray you fine the internal reward which is the true treasure.

  • @juliemolthop8980
    @juliemolthop8980 Před 4 lety +12

    So ON point! RIP, George. Who'll ever replace you? 😣

  • @NGEvangeliman
    @NGEvangeliman Před 4 lety +15

    Carlin, Robin Williams, and Luis Black are The best Comedians of the age.

    • @quicksilvertongue3248
      @quicksilvertongue3248 Před 7 měsíci

      Lewis Black isn't hispanic, and you're obviously an anti-semite for not spelling his name Jewishly enough. 😊

  • @betsywilson
    @betsywilson Před 6 měsíci +2

    I wish I was on a George Carlin binge. I always loved this guy...still do. Thank you.

  • @antriggs4190
    @antriggs4190 Před 5 měsíci +4

    This aged very well

  • @Albe3331
    @Albe3331 Před 6 měsíci +3

    72 yo white man here. George always hit it right.

  • @justintime5075
    @justintime5075 Před 4 lety +65

    The best person to ever live. George Carlin for ever.

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Před 3 lety +7

    Chickens are decent people. Roosters may be cocks, but they ain't dicks.

  • @CarolynS.Cooper-io4jw
    @CarolynS.Cooper-io4jw Před 6 měsíci +6

    His words continue to be true in today's time. I miss his whit that always had a very real ring of truth.

  • @KevinTheNoobie
    @KevinTheNoobie Před 11 lety +90

    BEST.
    OPENING.
    EVER.

  • @RaymondParkerPhoto
    @RaymondParkerPhoto Před 5 lety +61

    We need George's reason more than ever.

  • @sarojiniginger
    @sarojiniginger Před 4 lety +12

    Thrilled to find this content. Fantastic. Love from India.

  • @doctorshell7118
    @doctorshell7118 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Hasn’t changed at all.
    I miss him.

  • @clodiamandes7153
    @clodiamandes7153 Před 4 lety +13

    Love the way he cleared some smoke..not all ejaculation deserves a name😄😄TRUE!!

  • @svetlanaandrasova6086
    @svetlanaandrasova6086 Před 4 lety +19

    Ihad no idea this was the opening.

  • @factsmatter8449
    @factsmatter8449 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I would love to hear George's take on the monsters who advocate forced birth for rape victims and victims of incest!! It is horrifying to imagine these kind of monsters are in control of anything or anyone. There is no Hate like Christian love !!

  • @craigbrown5359
    @craigbrown5359 Před 7 měsíci +6

    George was brilliant

  • @thishandleisalreadytaken449
    @thishandleisalreadytaken449 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Holy cow this guy was spittin back in the 90s

  • @somerset6646
    @somerset6646 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Best line: “When John Cardinal O'Connor of New York and some of these other cardinals and bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and have raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I’ll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion.” - George Carlin

  • @alyciacooper2
    @alyciacooper2 Před 5 lety +154

    “They’re anti-women.” He nailed it.

    • @TowerArcanaCrow
      @TowerArcanaCrow Před 4 lety +2

      @@jlbjrfmcsa6765 you mean anti-tumor removal?

    • @screeches9553
      @screeches9553 Před 4 lety +5

      john bouchard what are your reasons for saying us pro choice people are baby killers?

    • @screeches9553
      @screeches9553 Před 4 lety

      lilly lazer I just asked to see what she would say

    • @edwink1467
      @edwink1467 Před 4 lety +12

      I hate the “pro-life” description. I guess if I’m not “pro-life,” I must be “anti-life???”
      It’s time we change the narrative. Anti-abortion = anti-women, anti-freedom, anti-liberty, which mean ANTI-AMERICA!!!

    • @prefix253
      @prefix253 Před 4 lety +4

      @@edwink1467 It's not about controlling women, it's about not letting you kill your children, plain and simple. No one is holding you down, no one is saying you can't be you. People are just saying that killing a baby is still killing a baby, it's location (whether it be inside or outside the mother) doesn't affect that fact. And regardless of your financial situation, you don't know the future. You can't just kill someone because "he'll/she'll probably live a bad life". You don't know that. It isn't your body we're concerned about, it's the baby's body. The only reason abortion should be allowed imo is when the mother's life is in danger if she gives birth, or if she got pregnant through rape. And even then, it's still a little messed up since we're killing an innocent baby for something his/her dad did.

  • @xiomaraortiz5158
    @xiomaraortiz5158 Před 5 měsíci +2

    He was ahead of his time 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @christinepratt1875
    @christinepratt1875 Před 6 měsíci +5

    I wish he was here to take on Trump, it would of been priceless! Miss this guy, he was brilliant.

  • @jesse9339
    @jesse9339 Před 4 lety +22

    george carlin was born in 37. they stopped making them like him a long time ago.

  • @adropofgoldensun27
    @adropofgoldensun27 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Truly thought provoking comedian, exposing false, illogical and unreasonable belief systems.

  • @BrandyRoseWines
    @BrandyRoseWines Před 4 lety +5

    I may not agree with everything he says, but I do like that he makes you think. Not many comics, or public figures, do this anymore.

  • @RootlessNZ
    @RootlessNZ Před 6 měsíci +4

    George knew a thing or two. Sadly missed.

  • @terrq5150
    @terrq5150 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "The Sun isn't yellow it's a chicken!"

  • @tonygriffin6144
    @tonygriffin6144 Před 4 lety +12

    he's so logical

  • @KK-fi6ms
    @KK-fi6ms Před 6 měsíci +3

    A moment of silence for incels and conservatives that searched for George Carlin on CZcams after reading some fake quotes on social media.

  • @TheRafala10
    @TheRafala10 Před 4 lety +7

    Is it only me or could a young George Carlin play the joker? He has the voice and looks :)

  • @marthagonzalez6120
    @marthagonzalez6120 Před 4 lety +4

    One of the greatest. He made me question. Evrthing. And anything

  • @oldgypsytap
    @oldgypsytap Před 5 měsíci +1

    Oh good heavens, I adored him! Since we no longer know or enjoy REAL funny men or women like Carlin, this few minutes had me crying, I laughed so hard! Brilliance. He was able to turn reality in to comedy like no other ever could. I miss him so...... we could really use him about now.....

  • @jameshood1928
    @jameshood1928 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The absolute truth from George. The best ever.

  • @jbarx5435
    @jbarx5435 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Genius just being real. Cool as hell.

  • @Drew-bc7zj
    @Drew-bc7zj Před 7 měsíci +3

    Whenever someone makes the ridiculous comment that Carlin was a right-winger, I refer them to this clip.

  • @sean123888
    @sean123888 Před 4 lety +6

    Would be the best grandfather

  • @jimlunn
    @jimlunn Před 4 lety +2

    Son of a bitch knew how to open a show!

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker Před 7 měsíci +2

    Chickens are decent people. LOL

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Little did people know back then that George was warning us about what would happen right now.

  • @LoyalTC
    @LoyalTC Před 4 lety +5

    Waaaaaaay ahead of his time

    • @SashyGryphyth
      @SashyGryphyth Před 4 lety +1

      He was barely in time, but I like his presentation at any rate.

  • @OriginalKarasu
    @OriginalKarasu Před 4 lety +2

    Holy foking shit imaging if George was alive 2day... the fun he would be having...

    • @quicksilvertongue3248
      @quicksilvertongue3248 Před 7 měsíci

      He'd have been cancelled off every platform for "medical misinformation" the first time he said one word about the coof.

  • @loristromski1334
    @loristromski1334 Před 6 měsíci +2

    So ahead of his time

  • @BLS1976PACHAPTER
    @BLS1976PACHAPTER Před 7 měsíci +1

    Carlin binge here and I am a moderate conservative love him

  • @DD-nv2vg
    @DD-nv2vg Před 7 měsíci +2

    Applies now more than ever.

  • @stevencoffman34
    @stevencoffman34 Před 4 lety +4

    The master of the English language

  • @adamboynton7726
    @adamboynton7726 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Wow, how times have changed.

  • @czechmate6916
    @czechmate6916 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Funny as hell but he always made a lot of sense all at the same time.

  • @thereeper1949
    @thereeper1949 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Most brilliant man I ever got to meet

  • @Metalheadmike1211
    @Metalheadmike1211 Před 4 lety +2

    0:41 I asked that same question a few nights ago at work.

  • @debjarvie-sexton1609
    @debjarvie-sexton1609 Před 4 lety +8

    He'd be furious how asleep millions of people's conscience is now...

  • @thundercloud7850
    @thundercloud7850 Před 5 měsíci

    No one tells it like it is the way George Carlin does! A powerhouse of truth!

  • @pedroheberle6665
    @pedroheberle6665 Před 4 lety +3

    Timeless.

  • @Fiachraraven
    @Fiachraraven Před 5 měsíci +1

    Miss you, George.

  • @sillybitch369
    @sillybitch369 Před 5 měsíci +1

    True genius is timeless.

  • @elizabethstolle1793
    @elizabethstolle1793 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Miss him to this day…..

  • @AGoodVibe
    @AGoodVibe Před 6 měsíci +2

    What a legend

  • @destinysantos8032
    @destinysantos8032 Před 4 lety +3

    A chicken beat up Peter Griffin

  • @NerdyGirlLiveLove
    @NerdyGirlLiveLove Před 7 měsíci +2

    True till birth then dont ask for anything

  • @Deanrite
    @Deanrite Před 6 měsíci +2

    George was the greatest.

  • @caseyeisenman
    @caseyeisenman Před 11 měsíci +1

    ENCORE!!!!!!!