Donkey Kong Country Abridged: Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day

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  • čas přidán 5. 06. 2020
  • Donkey Kong has a big dumb day
    Cast:
    Versiris- Candy Kong
    / missversiris
    Uncle Al- Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Cranky Kong, King K. Rool, Klump, Krusha, Funky Kong, Klap Traps, Bluster Kong
    Thumbnail- Bran10doh
    / @bran10doh
    Follow me on Twitter-
    / theunclealshow
    Donkey Kong Country is Owned by Nintendo
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  • @UncleAlShow
    @UncleAlShow  Před 4 lety +2396

    Hey guys! Thanks a ton for watching, I'm thrilled that so many of you are enjoying this! I definitely want to continue this series, but a LOT of work goes into this, and I would greatly appreciate if you'd consider supporting me on Patreon. I'm currently revamping the whole page, to even allow YOU to submit video ideas and vote on new videos for me to make! There are many new costs associated with my channel from hand drawn thumbnails, animations, and even additional actors joining me, so every dollar helps a lot to cover costs! Thank you for your consideration.
    www.patreon.com/UncleAl

    • @carbontooth
      @carbontooth Před 4 lety +44

      I'm just glad Abridging is still a thing

    • @jurassicbacon
      @jurassicbacon Před 4 lety +24

      Uncle Al this is amazing I can’t wait for part 2 this is the best shit ever

    • @nickdegugs7190
      @nickdegugs7190 Před 4 lety +5

      Please check out my comment about a spongebob voice job we need you for

    • @Sierraffinity
      @Sierraffinity Před 4 lety +4

      Hey do you need help with editing?

    • @Seth-lt7st
      @Seth-lt7st Před 4 lety +2

      This is probably gonna be one of my favorite series to watch in general

  • @hiddenabilities1496
    @hiddenabilities1496 Před 4 lety +2865

    “That roof protects my sins from god!”

    • @bananabird1844
      @bananabird1844 Před 4 lety +166

      “What the hell are these *TIEEEEES maaaan,* I’m winging out!”

    • @habuhomeboy
      @habuhomeboy Před 4 lety +93

      @@bananabird1844 "DK! DK, HEEEY, YA UP THERE, MAN?!?"

    • @bananabird1844
      @bananabird1844 Před 4 lety +111

      Jackson Loves Horror “EY DIDDY! WHAT’S GUCCI MY NI-“

    • @santranquil
      @santranquil Před 4 lety +110

      @@bananabird1844 NO don't say it!! You know that word gives me gas!!
      *pfft*

    • @bananabird1844
      @bananabird1844 Před 4 lety +87

      Mr. Santoonz “sorry, just hop on into that IKEA mobile and I’ll give you a lift”

  • @Mojomagic-xv7tz
    @Mojomagic-xv7tz Před 4 lety +945

    Cranky Kong:”INFLATION-YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGER TIPS AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
    Me: W H E E E Z E

    • @arrivedknight7632
      @arrivedknight7632 Před 4 lety +94

      SHIT IT'S THE HORNY POLICE

    • @mr.xtheknight4759
      @mr.xtheknight4759 Před 4 lety +37

      IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR CALLING THEM

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun Před 4 lety +23

      @@arrivedknight7632 I need an mp4 of that entire clip, that has useful applications.

    • @sdd1018
      @sdd1018 Před 4 lety +45

      Cranky doesn't really have the right to kinkshame considering he has a crystal orb to look at his grandson in "Perveted" angles.

    • @PoEtiKly
      @PoEtiKly Před 4 lety +19

      1:09 Try slow motion lol 0.25

  • @walter_arts2004
    @walter_arts2004 Před 4 lety +616

    "I will now commit jump die"
    King K Rool 6/6/2020

    • @derpboat9371
      @derpboat9371 Před 3 lety +28

      rest in papayas: King K Rool
      he'd protec
      he'd attacc
      but most importantly
      *he had too many big mac*

  • @AcronymARES
    @AcronymARES Před 4 lety +1515

    "That's it..."
    "You've done it..."
    *"I'm entering cardiac arrest."*

    • @BlizzyP039
      @BlizzyP039 Před 4 lety +122

      "No no that's good! That means it's working!"

    • @abandonedchannel2387
      @abandonedchannel2387 Před 4 lety +86

      "Holy Shit I Feel Amazing"

    • @128bitt6
      @128bitt6 Před 4 lety +73

      "I think I'm gonna throw up."
      "Let's make sure that doesn't happen... by STUFFING IT BACK DOWN!"

    • @turbobist2889
      @turbobist2889 Před 3 lety +59

      "If I pretend I'm dead will you leave"
      "Nope, I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole regardless of your living circumstances"

    • @superbendy7303
      @superbendy7303 Před 3 lety +44

      "There is no God."

  • @thwip2909
    @thwip2909 Před 4 lety +2798

    "INFLATION?!"
    "YOU HOLD THE POWER OF GOD IN YOUR FINGERTIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION?!!"
    I honestly had myself laughing so hard. Props to you Al.

    • @mr.xtheknight4759
      @mr.xtheknight4759 Před 4 lety +100

      Airplane Girls or Anthropomorphic Planes are one of the most fucked up things

    • @mr.xtheknight4759
      @mr.xtheknight4759 Před 4 lety +60

      Even Transformation...

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 Před 3 lety +95

      My parents just yelled at me because I was fucking wheezing

    • @ScumSookar
      @ScumSookar Před 3 lety +53

      That's genuinely one of the funniest lines I have ever heard.

    • @ii8thecookies
      @ii8thecookies Před 3 lety +15

      @@ScumSookar says alot with your pfp

  • @0liver_Clothesoff
    @0liver_Clothesoff Před 4 lety +819

    "DK, it's 4pm, time for your strength-reducing haircut"
    "Yes Candy"

    • @donkeykong5900
      @donkeykong5900 Před 3 lety +26

      Looking back I realize that probably wasn't exactly a great idea

  • @nicholasegg0284
    @nicholasegg0284 Před 4 lety +526

    13:12
    DK: "If I pretend I'm dead, will you leave?"
    DD: "Nope, I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole regardless of your living circumstances."
    DK: *"There is no God."*

    • @turbobist2889
      @turbobist2889 Před 3 lety +44

      Open wide.
      (Shoots banana in belly)

    • @nicholasegg0284
      @nicholasegg0284 Před 3 lety +55

      @@turbobist2889 "That's it."
      "You've done it."
      *"I'm entering cardiac arrest."*

    • @turbobist2889
      @turbobist2889 Před 3 lety +34

      @@nicholasegg0284 N-no, thats good, that means its working.
      (Shoots one more banana and hair grows)

    • @majakmajak7596
      @majakmajak7596 Před 3 lety +31

      Holy Sh*t, I feel Amazing!

    • @spongeman3090
      @spongeman3090 Před 3 lety +41

      @@turbobist2889 "Jesus please! No more!
      (Shoots again)
      "Stop! Please I-"
      (Shoots again)
      "I think I'm gonna throw up!"
      "Let's make sure that doesn't happen by *stuffing it back down!* "
      (Shoots 3 more times)

  • @sdd1018
    @sdd1018 Před 4 lety +898

    Considering all the pervy things he does in this episode alone I don't think Cranky has the right to kinkshame people with an inflation fetish

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 Před 3 lety +64

      INFLATION YOU HAVE THE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD IN YOUR FINGERTIPS AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
      SHIT IT'S THE HORNY POLICE

    • @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
      @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv Před 3 lety +89

      He may be gross, but he at least he has standards.

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Před 2 lety +33

      @@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv there low but he has them

    • @BumbleBoiMSM
      @BumbleBoiMSM Před 2 lety +31

      As a guy with an Inflation Fetish, this made me love this more.

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun Před 2 lety +14

      The lot of this is extremely questionable

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před 4 lety +1119

    "I'LL SHOWER YOU WITH COCONUT CREAM PIE"
    - DK

  • @LukeVaughn__
    @LukeVaughn__ Před 4 lety +1649

    I love how Cranky Kong straight up just sounds like Gilbert Gottfried

  • @RockLikeABoss
    @RockLikeABoss Před 4 lety +381

    "If I pretend I'm dead, will you leave?"
    "Nope! I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole, regardless of your living circumstances."
    "There is no god."
    My personal favorite bit.

    • @turbobist2889
      @turbobist2889 Před 3 lety +12

      Open Wide.
      (Shoots banana in mouth)

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 Před 3 lety +16

      My favorite is
      "maybe that's for the best your fat chunky-ness"
      "I don't remember asking"

    • @Autokendo17
      @Autokendo17 Před 3 lety +12

      That roof protects my sins from god!

    • @markovladisavljevic2731
      @markovladisavljevic2731 Před 2 lety

      Turbobist 28 Jesus, please! No more!

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs Před 4 lety +717

    i find it hilarious that the crocs are smarter in this version than their canon counterparts

  • @zanethezaniest274
    @zanethezaniest274 Před 4 lety +3410

    Alternate title : Uncle Al talking to himself for 15 minutes due to quarantine insanity

  • @ChimpsR4
    @ChimpsR4 Před 4 lety +2010

    This is like watching a CZcams Poop but it actually has a plot

    • @MetroScreamingMayor
      @MetroScreamingMayor Před 4 lety +130

      There's a few YTPs that have a plot. YTPs like those from NPCarllson and MoBrosStudios, for example. But yeah, it really does.

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch Před 3 lety +43

      Grayson Crockett Back then, all you needed to make a YTP was to add wAcKy EfFeCtS and there you go

    • @drater1063
      @drater1063 Před 3 lety +21

      And it’s not offensive and actually funny

    • @azurewarrior2000
      @azurewarrior2000 Před 3 lety +29

      *Skellington's Revenge would like to have a quick chat with you.*

    • @PLAGUE-KARM
      @PLAGUE-KARM Před 3 lety +7

      I mean...that’s pretty much the original show

  • @danteolavo5711
    @danteolavo5711 Před 4 lety +170

    lyrics:
    ''DON'T GO LOOKING IN MY CLOSET''
    ''YOU MIGHT FIND MY POOP SOCK''
    ''GET AWAY FROM THERE''
    ''THATS WHERE I POOP!''

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 Před 3 lety +220

    "You couldn't figure out a plan to cut a monkey's hair, and yet you were able to design and create build a robot with an uncanny ressemblance to the Sasquatch."
    "Well , when you put it like that..."

    • @TheRoomforImprovement
      @TheRoomforImprovement Před 3 lety +9

      Forget it. She’s disgusting! Just like the real thing. Does it work?

    • @yourlocalnerd5981
      @yourlocalnerd5981 Před 2 lety +17

      @@TheRoomforImprovement *Robots eyes open*
      K.Rool: *Scared gibberish*

    • @damemedealerr
      @damemedealerr Před 2 lety +1

      @@yourlocalnerd5981 robot: betch, betch, betch, betch, betch

    • @yourlocalnerd5981
      @yourlocalnerd5981 Před 2 lety +7

      @@damemedealerr WHY is it doing that?

  • @eyevincible9990
    @eyevincible9990 Před 4 lety +619

    The scary thing about this is that it shows how powerful Uncle Al is. So if he wanted to, he could straight up make a really well-written Abridged series other than shitposting

  • @thisdogwillhauntyou6503
    @thisdogwillhauntyou6503 Před 4 lety +1025

    Every Uncle Al Shitpost is funnier every upload!

  • @NessWithABeard
    @NessWithABeard Před 4 lety +370

    K. Rool: You were unable to make a plan to cut a monkeys hair. Yet, you are able to construct a robot with an uncanny resemblance...to the sasquatch?

    • @kaijukirby6424
      @kaijukirby6424 Před 3 lety +43

      Uh...well when you put it like that uh...

    • @NessWithABeard
      @NessWithABeard Před 3 lety +41

      @@kaijukirby6424 K. Rool: Forget it. She's disgusting. Just like the real thing. Does it work?

    • @kaijukirby6424
      @kaijukirby6424 Před 3 lety +20

      Starfishman13 👁👄👁

    • @NessWithABeard
      @NessWithABeard Před 3 lety +22

      @@kaijukirby6424 K. Rool: Yipe!!!

    • @kaijukirby6424
      @kaijukirby6424 Před 3 lety +18

      Starfishman13 (repeatedly says b****)

  • @SoudleNoop
    @SoudleNoop Před 2 lety +57

    Cranky saying “You have the power of god at your fingertips, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION? What the hell is wrong with you?!”
    That spoke to me on a personal level.

  • @treflosho
    @treflosho Před 4 lety +473

    "Pork your pals, before your gals." -Konkey Dong 2020

    • @IdiotToonz
      @IdiotToonz Před 4 lety +11

      kinky kong
      donkey dong
      dongkey kong
      kong dong
      kinkey dong
      dongkey konkey
      konk donkey
      konk kong
      kong kong

    • @thesucc4966
      @thesucc4966 Před 4 lety

      @@IdiotToonz ?

    • @0GlassOfAcid0
      @0GlassOfAcid0 Před 4 lety +3

      Cocks before Thots
      Dildos before Himbo's
      Protection before Erection

  • @knight2_1
    @knight2_1 Před 4 lety +619

    “That roof protects my sins from God!”
    Jesus, Cranky what have you done that angered God that much?

  • @luigideathstare110
    @luigideathstare110 Před 4 lety +416

    10:41 DD: Hey you hear that? JAMAICAN INCOMING!
    CK: FINALLY, it's been days since I ordered that grass.

  • @thesliceproductions1473
    @thesliceproductions1473 Před 3 lety +462

    "Me Donkey!"
    "Me STRONG!"
    "mE gO oPeN bIg CaN oF *bEaN!!!"*

  • @Antwon316
    @Antwon316 Před 4 lety +1238

    The first words uttered in this masterpiece is “don’t go looking in my closet. You might find my poop sock. Get away from there. That’s where I poop.” Humanity has truly evolved

    • @blackout2986
      @blackout2986 Před 3 lety +28

      It’s evolving, Just forward

    • @tenji1995
      @tenji1995 Před 3 lety +12

      Scp 999 YOU MADE ME CHOKE ON FOOD XD

    • @Antwon316
      @Antwon316 Před 3 lety +6

      The Awesome O lol thanks

    • @nintendude4287
      @nintendude4287 Před 3 lety +3

      I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THESE HUMANS!
      (Get The Reference?)

    • @Antwon316
      @Antwon316 Před 3 lety +2

      @@nintendude4287 planet of the apes? Other wise I don’t know

  • @trevorrice6724
    @trevorrice6724 Před 4 lety +1289

    The voice of King K Rool actually sounds like the guy from the show.

    • @dogsmirk
      @dogsmirk Před 3 lety +100

      Diddy is so spot-on it's scary

    • @jessehcreative
      @jessehcreative Před 3 lety +67

      Uncle Al should voice K. Rool in Smash

    • @donkeykong5900
      @donkeykong5900 Před 3 lety +46

      Uncle AL should voice everything

    • @jessehcreative
      @jessehcreative Před 3 lety +28

      @@donkeykong5900 While I do agree, then Uncle Al would get old and become less special than he is already. :)

    • @derekmatzek9551
      @derekmatzek9551 Před 3 lety +19

      It reminds me of Ed Bighead from Rockos Modern Life
      And Funky sounds EXACTLY like Hermes from Futurama

  • @LuigiFan00001
    @LuigiFan00001 Před 4 lety +1264

    I can't wait to see the cover of "Metalhead"! This is easily one of my favorite abridged series.

    • @mr.noname9390
      @mr.noname9390 Před 4 lety +18

      I really did not expect you here today

    • @7473R
      @7473R Před 3 lety +8

      What exactly is Metalhead? I don't think it's a Donkey Kong Country episode.

    • @DontKnowWhatToNameHere
      @DontKnowWhatToNameHere Před 3 lety +7

      DUCKWEED WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

    • @agentblackbird9435
      @agentblackbird9435 Před 3 lety +7

      Tate Pennick It’s the main song from the episode “The Big Switcharoo”

    • @adrianmoran4953
      @adrianmoran4953 Před 3 lety

      I didn't knew you watch Uncle Al, I'm glad I subscribe to your channel

  • @SuperMarioJustin4
    @SuperMarioJustin4 Před 3 lety +195

    9:15
    "Me Donkey"
    "Me strong"
    "Me gonna open a big can of beans"
    It's like poetry!

  • @DaZeebo
    @DaZeebo Před 4 lety +528

    "INFLATION? you have the power of god at your fingertips, and you chose to watch INFLATION?"
    -Cranky Kong

  • @MasterHip13
    @MasterHip13 Před 4 lety +383

    First words to be said in the episode: Don't go looking in my closet, you'll find my poop sock.
    Me: This series is gonna be amazing.

  • @weirdchampion
    @weirdchampion Před 4 lety +267

    The way they roast Candy is a gift to humanity

    • @yukowolfang8645
      @yukowolfang8645 Před rokem +8

      Slightly reminds me of the way they crew would do it to Leela in the first few seasons of Futurama.

  • @wumpus976
    @wumpus976 Před rokem +30

    4:07 “It’s all written here in my big book of STUPID ideas!”
    That line gets me every time, just because it sounds exactly like something Rare would’ve actually put into one of their games.

  • @DJstarrfish
    @DJstarrfish Před 4 lety +429

    All of CZcams: "Abridging is dead"
    Uncle Al: hold on to this blunt for me

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 Před 4 lety +37

      It helps when you have enough VA'ing range and a lax enough sense of channel humor that you can just play every character yourself.

    • @privateinformation2007
      @privateinformation2007 Před 4 lety +17

      Since when is abridging dead?

    • @NessWithABeard
      @NessWithABeard Před 4 lety +3

      Abridging is immortal.

    • @BlizzyP039
      @BlizzyP039 Před 4 lety +6

      @@moonmannd7501 except for candy

    • @crimsoncrusader518
      @crimsoncrusader518 Před 4 lety

      Private Information tfs is done with dbza

  • @StinkyBlueRat
    @StinkyBlueRat Před 4 lety +1370

    They need to make a reboot of this show and just have AL voice every single character (minus Candy)

    • @cagefreeowl843
      @cagefreeowl843 Před 4 lety +64

      You should do an Abridged version of Bear in the big blue house

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. Před 4 lety +53

      No, he should especially voice Candy

    • @turtlesatplay6007
      @turtlesatplay6007 Před 4 lety +9

      Holy shit! It's the crispy rat

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod Před 4 lety +21

      I mean, he could voice Candy. Jaleel White voiced a male and female hedgehog in Sonic Underground.

    • @blgdoesthings4122
      @blgdoesthings4122 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Medachod jaleel voiced sonia?

  • @turbobist2889
    @turbobist2889 Před 3 lety +418

    List of changes:
    -The Crystal Coconut is now called the Crystal TD and its his internet.
    -Cranky looks at DK in weird angles.
    -The scene where Cranky talks about K Rool becomes a scene where Cranky hates inflation.
    -DK tried to say the N word.
    -The part where Diddy talks about how DK is a bit reckless is replaced with him talking about his health problems and longer.
    -Diddy shows his tail to K Rool.
    -The strength loss is changed. In the original, it was a curse by saying "Snip snip power slip, your a whimp and thats it" before cutting hair. Instead, his strength does come from his hair.
    -Robo Clone Candys song is shorter due to her malfunctioning.
    -Krusha now acts like a dog.
    -DKs battle with Krusha becomes a pokemon battle.
    -K Rool puts the Crystal in his rrrreectum.
    -Funky Kong is now a jamacian.
    -Bluster forgets to pay his propeller bills.
    -Candy and Bluster plant a listerine tree(Don't ask how) instead of a hair growing banana tree(Meaning that there was no new bananas that appeared).
    -Diddy puts multiple bananas in DK instead of one.
    -Instead of the Crystal returning, it possibly got permanently lost because DK is a dumb monkey.

    • @bossofall98
      @bossofall98 Před 3 lety +49

      It's actually a crystal titty now

    • @mariomoney1001
      @mariomoney1001 Před 3 lety +32

      Not to mention that Diddy almost got DK to get into cardiac arrest

    • @noone-mo6gy
      @noone-mo6gy Před 3 lety +29

      You forgot the fact that Cranky's roof protects his sins from god.

    • @megatoonEJE
      @megatoonEJE Před 3 lety +26

      Also, the Klaptraps are now “crackheads”.

    • @plushytv5295
      @plushytv5295 Před 3 lety +17

      You forgot the barrel being named the IKEA Mobile now.

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 Před 3 lety +33

    11:09 "Are you high?"
    "Not yet. We're about to take off. Then we'll be high."

  • @MetaDHedge28
    @MetaDHedge28 Před 4 lety +913

    How Uncle Al doesn't crack up during some of these lines is beyond me

    • @LeoLuster214
      @LeoLuster214 Před 3 lety +72

      He has to record a few hundred takes for each line

    • @reyntime8735
      @reyntime8735 Před 3 lety +15

      Or he might actually just be insane

    • @jesseking1403
      @jesseking1403 Před 3 lety +14

      Practice, most likely

    • @Quickdrawingartist
      @Quickdrawingartist Před 3 lety +24

      He has the actual power of God in his fingertips.

    • @jesseking1403
      @jesseking1403 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Quickdrawingartist But he chooses to watch inflation. What is wrong with him...

  • @thatdudewithinacornerhisfr5306

    "That roof protects my sins from God!"
    -Cranky Kong
    I'm not even 3 minutes in and my lungs are about to collapse.

  • @jordythecat7181
    @jordythecat7181 Před 3 lety +76

    “You heard him, Croc-suckers! Prepare the crackheads!”
    -General Klump, 2020

    • @TaurusToyVideos
      @TaurusToyVideos Před rokem +10

      Krackhead #1: I’m so fucking high right now!!!
      Krackhead #2: I have the munchies.

    • @TheRoomforImprovement
      @TheRoomforImprovement Před rokem +10

      @@TaurusToyVideosCranky: YOU ASSHOLES!!! THAT ROOF PROTECTS MY SINS FROM GOD!!!!

    • @danbal5494
      @danbal5494 Před rokem +7

      DONKEY *KOOOOOOOOONG!-*

    • @kathyfreebury5713
      @kathyfreebury5713 Před rokem +3

      WTH are these ties, man? I'm wiggin out!

    • @unheardydkearts1064
      @unheardydkearts1064 Před rokem +2

      ​@@kathyfreebury5713DK! DK hey ya up there man?

  • @rynemcgriffin1752
    @rynemcgriffin1752 Před 3 lety +126

    So what I learned today:
    Cranky is a abhorrent sinner in the eyes of the lord
    Donkey didn’t change that much from the show
    Diddy is gay and is repressing it *hard*
    K.Rool is into some weird shit (He makes one of his own kind act like his dog, he shoved a giant crystal sphere up his ass, etc.) and somehow accounts as inflation
    Klump is the most competent one on the show
    Candy deserves better
    Fancy Gorilla man (don’t know his name) is actually a better boyfriend to Candy than DK (defends her after Cranky low key accuses her of stealing the crystal tiddy, coming up with a solution for the listerene tree)
    Funky is Jamaican
    But at the end of the day, they’re all horrible and when the day of judgement arrives, they will all be cast into the fires of H̶̥͙̥̟̲̲̊̏e̵̡͍͉̽̋̓͗͌̕l̷̨̢̢͙̦̳̲̰̭̩̝̞͓̜̻͑̕͝l̴̤̯̩͉̬̣͉̞̖͈̮̥̐

  • @fredwijaya7995
    @fredwijaya7995 Před 4 lety +663

    Why does Cranky Kong sound like Gilbert Gottfried?

  • @captainkrust8609
    @captainkrust8609 Před 4 lety +593

    Does any else think that donkey kong in this cartoon head looks like jimmy neutrons?

  • @minemaster1337
    @minemaster1337 Před 3 lety +34

    2:17 why is this so god damn funny

  • @silentkill450
    @silentkill450 Před 4 lety +70

    7:35 I can't help but laugh at that part everytime. All donkey Kong said was no but you can hear how annoyed he was with diddy's shit.

  • @treflosho
    @treflosho Před 4 lety +808

    This seems like an appropriate time to mention that Donkey Kong Country: The Series, is available to stream for free on Tubi TV.

  • @mack5221
    @mack5221 Před 4 lety +336

    Sargent: Ok sir so the plan is we make a huminiode robot that looks exactly like DK’s girlfriend
    King Rool: So you guys weren’t able to find a plan to cut DK’s hair but you were able to make a cyborg?
    Sargent: Well.....um.....yes actually

  • @peanutbutterjellyfish5147
    @peanutbutterjellyfish5147 Před 3 lety +57

    Nobody:
    Cranky Kong: W H A T D A H E L L I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U

  • @cybirdgames5058
    @cybirdgames5058 Před rokem +5

    Petition to get Uncle Al to be in The Donkey Kong Movie as King K. Rool and General Klump. he’s too perfect for those roles. This will help Nintendo and illumination make a lot of money and memes like The Super Mario Bros. Movie.

    • @Mac14329
      @Mac14329 Před rokem

      If they aren't able to reach Benedict Campbell or Adrian Truss, that is.

  • @dinovaldo9341
    @dinovaldo9341 Před 4 lety +127

    "The horny prevails" ~Diddy Kong 2020

  • @bungiecrimes7247
    @bungiecrimes7247 Před 4 lety +471

    Donkey kongs flesh hair is the most disturbing thing about this

  • @EdwinShy3200
    @EdwinShy3200 Před 3 lety +35

    Diddy at 10:26 slays me everytime 😂

  • @MarioKirby101
    @MarioKirby101 Před 4 lety +63

    *I have a feeling this is going to be the next "Dragon Ball Z Abridged"*

  • @Orbzul
    @Orbzul Před 4 lety +240

    “You have the power of God at your fingertips, and you choose to watch INFLATION!?”
    - Cranky Kong 2020

  • @DrCoeloCephalo
    @DrCoeloCephalo Před 4 lety +219

    I love the joke where Cranky Kong is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried

    • @twinerva3964
      @twinerva3964 Před 4 lety +6

      I think it matches his personality perfectly

    • @darniusstudios5139
      @darniusstudios5139 Před 4 lety +1

      Contrary to popular belief, Gilbert Gottfried does not play him, he is actually voiced by Aron Tager.

  • @sodapup83
    @sodapup83 Před 3 lety +31

    "She's here. You gotta fuck right off, ditty!"
    This is amazing. The DK, Ditty, and K Rool impressions are so top-notch. Best thing I've seen this week.

  • @matheusvasiliauskassoares4361

    "Let's plant a Listerine tree"
    I'm not strong enough

  • @Lady_Lightning
    @Lady_Lightning Před 4 lety +59

    “Be quick! The lord is watching!”

  • @brandonleatherman4388
    @brandonleatherman4388 Před 4 lety +78

    Gilbert Gottfried Cranky is now the definitive version of the character for me

  • @PoEtiKly
    @PoEtiKly Před 4 lety +24

    13:18 ThErE iS nO gOd.🤣

  • @kamzotheperiscorp684
    @kamzotheperiscorp684 Před 2 lety +4

    1:46
    You assholes! That roof protects my sins from god!
    My lord, that is comedy gold.

  • @TheRulerOfDreamland
    @TheRulerOfDreamland Před 4 lety +164

    15:34 "Pork your pals before your gals."
    *- Donkey Kong Abridged 2020*

  • @LowLifeAM
    @LowLifeAM Před 4 lety +154

    *THAT ROOF PROTECTS MY SINS FROM GOD*

    • @bonniehayes8161
      @bonniehayes8161 Před 3 lety +9

      DONKEY KONG!!!

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 Před 3 lety +6

      What the hell are these ties man I'm Wiggin out

    • @MrDripTata
      @MrDripTata Před 3 lety +2

      DK!! **gulp** DK HEY YA UP THERE MAN?

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MrDripTata AYY DIDDY WHAT'S UP MY NI-

    • @abyss1315
      @abyss1315 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pyro1436 NO! DON'T SAY IT! You know that word gives me gas! *fart*

  • @SansioKongCountry
    @SansioKongCountry Před 3 lety +9

    My personal favorite bit was:
    K. Rool: "GENERAAAAAL KLUMP! Have you finished coming up with a gameplan yet, hm?"
    Klump: "Well, uh, this idea of yours is rather ass-backwards so we built a robot to make a plan for us instead."
    K. Rool: "You couldn't figure out a plan to cut a monkey's hair, and yet you were able to DESIGN and CREATE a robot with an uncanny resemblance... TO THE SASQUATCH."
    Klump: "Uhh... Well, when you put it like that I uh-"
    K. Rool: "FORGET IT! She's DISGUSTING! Just like the real thing! Does it work?"
    Robo Candy: *opens her eyes*
    K. Rool: *makes a sound more fitting for a squid than a crocodile*
    Robo Candy: *starts saying the word bitch over and over again*
    K. Rool: "WHY is it doing that."
    Klump: "Weeell that what it does when it spots big fat ugly dipshits like yourself, your flabbiness."
    K. Rool: "I'm going to pretend I didn't just HEAR that. PUT IT TOGETHER!"
    Seriously, I was laughing my ass off during the entire exchange.

  • @Mammoth69420
    @Mammoth69420 Před 3 lety +26

    "Shit! It's the horny police!" I am on the floor and dead from laughter!!!!

    • @jacobj3933
      @jacobj3933 Před rokem +1

      K Rool *girly sequel * "Everybody hide!"

  • @mrdrsirman3168
    @mrdrsirman3168 Před 4 lety +67

    Step aside Team Four Star, there’s a new sherif in town

    • @10191927
      @10191927 Před 4 lety +8

      🤔 They can’t seem to decide if they’re going to keep making dragon ball dubs or not, they said they were quitting dragon ball only to keep making dragon ball content. Plus their “original” content sucks, I stopped watching them.

    • @peterklick2385
      @peterklick2385 Před 4 lety +5

      I'll take Uncle Al over Team Four Star any day.

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical Před 4 lety +183

    2:05 I like the way Donkey Kong was gonna say the N word before Diddy Kong stopped him

  • @Limpurtikles
    @Limpurtikles Před 4 lety +34

    It's almost eerie how well you match ALL the actual voices of the show, down to K Rool's particular way of talking.
    Which, admittedly makes it a little jarring to hear Diddy's voice say "Look, all I'm saying is it's not gay if there's no penetration!"
    All in all, you deserve a gold sta-... a golden banana!

  • @christianwalters3495
    @christianwalters3495 Před 4 lety +6

    2:17 this is me when someone talks for too long

  • @jazzminrice
    @jazzminrice Před 4 lety +282

    WHY IS EVERY VOICE NEAR PERFECT OR SPOT ON

    • @fronniethebrownbunnybear9941
      @fronniethebrownbunnybear9941 Před 4 lety +6

      The power of goodass voice acting

    • @loganmansiongames
      @loganmansiongames Před 4 lety +3

      @@fronniethebrownbunnybear9941 Although he can't do SpongeBob's voice.

    • @fronniethebrownbunnybear9941
      @fronniethebrownbunnybear9941 Před 4 lety +4

      @@loganmansiongames ....why would you need a spongebob voice for a DK series?

    • @hahafuny2047
      @hahafuny2047 Před 4 lety +3

      Fronnie the brown bunny bear I believe he was talking about the Krusty Kooch series, where the spongebob voice isn’t as good as the other voices.

    • @MediaMunkee
      @MediaMunkee Před 4 lety +1

      They're all pretty good but the K. Rool voice is the apex. I don't think I've heard anyone do a good impression of DKC Cartoon K. Rool before, though I may not have heard anyone _attempt_ an impression of him before...

  • @weirdosheep619
    @weirdosheep619 Před 4 lety +72

    "You heard dem, crock-suckas!"
    I swear that voice was so good I had to pause and remember this is not the original (which I just watched like 2 days ago)

  • @a1phagunner789
    @a1phagunner789 Před 3 lety +22

    1:09
    “There are no accidents.” - Master Oogway

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 Před 3 lety +14

    the inflation rant and the two roof jokes are what get me every time

  • @bigsalmon7973
    @bigsalmon7973 Před 4 lety +52

    "You had the power of God at your fingertips and you choose to watch inflation" is a quote I never thought I wanted to hear till I heard it.

  • @Pikazilla245
    @Pikazilla245 Před 4 lety +36

    "Inflation?! You have the power of GOD at your fingertips, and you choose to watch INFLATION?!"
    Fucking one-shotted me. This is gonna be a damn good series.

  • @meemosteeno5121
    @meemosteeno5121 Před 4 lety +32

    " YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGERTIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION?! "

  • @pascalsvl
    @pascalsvl Před 4 lety +28

    "Your slow-as-molasses-ness"
    I'm dying

  • @mittycommitspizzatime92
    @mittycommitspizzatime92 Před 4 lety +155

    1:09 - 1:20
    *DeviantArt in a nutshell*

    • @mr.xtheknight4759
      @mr.xtheknight4759 Před 4 lety +11

      BONGO BONGO I want to leave the CONGO

    • @cosmicspacething3474
      @cosmicspacething3474 Před 4 lety +3

      Yep

    • @GodOfGreed
      @GodOfGreed Před 4 lety +4

      INFLATION!?! YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGERTIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION!?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!

    • @franciscop.garcia9931
      @franciscop.garcia9931 Před 4 lety +4

      Drawing is a power that gods gives us, yet you choose to draw inflation.

  • @FlamePurple
    @FlamePurple Před 4 lety +125

    “And with that...I will now commit jump Die.” 😂😂

  • @psionicsknight6651
    @psionicsknight6651 Před 3 lety +41

    Real Candy: Look at her milkers! They're made of metal!!
    Me: So... she's ThunderBlast the Decepticon?

  • @herecomesamightywarrior763

    “Inflation, You had the power of god in your hands and your chose inflation.”

  • @sadsackofflour2697
    @sadsackofflour2697 Před 4 lety +151

    "INFLATION??"
    I laughed at that probably more than I should have. I'm an artist (not for inflation, that ain't my kink, and I still don't crank out enough art on a regular basis to get around to making kink art anyway), and I'm on the internet, so... yeah, personal experience of seeing it pop up various places. I enjoy poking a little bit of light fun at it.

    • @KryptidKammy1966
      @KryptidKammy1966 Před 4 lety +1

      DON'T POKE IT! ITS GONNA ADD MORE FUEL TO THE FETISH FIRE!!

  • @dragonboyjgh
    @dragonboyjgh Před 4 lety +255

    wait, his HEAD has that jimmy neutron dairy queen swirl? that's not hair and mousse, that's his skull???

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Před 3 lety +15

      YEAHITIS

    • @Source-Z-rer
      @Source-Z-rer Před 3 lety +15

      Does part of his brain reside in that portion of his skull, or is it like a horn/antler?

    • @WolfLeviathan9000
      @WolfLeviathan9000 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Source-Z-rer I really hope it's the latter, because if not that's actually really disturbing

    • @baileyowen3868
      @baileyowen3868 Před 3 lety +6

      Or just some flesh that's really weird

    • @vadifadoms
      @vadifadoms Před 3 lety +6

      @@baileyowen3868 It being flesh is a way more disturbing theory. Thank you.

  • @littlebighedgehog1588
    @littlebighedgehog1588 Před 3 lety +14

    "Be quick! The Lord is watching!" -Cranky Kong 2020

  • @ERRORDownBad
    @ERRORDownBad Před 3 lety +22

    This is us when the teacher takes too long to go to lunch
    2:17

  • @atompunk456
    @atompunk456 Před 4 lety +43

    Tfs: we made the best abridged series on CZcams
    Uncle Al: *hold my coconut gun and sunglasses*

  • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943

    Ladies and gentlemen, we've hit the pinnacle

  • @louisetimpani
    @louisetimpani Před 3 lety +11

    In my mind, Uncle Al has all legal rights to the actual Donkey Kong Country show

  • @archmanx3399
    @archmanx3399 Před 3 lety +7

    7:45 Genuinely made me laugh out loud

  • @alexanderraymundo3586
    @alexanderraymundo3586 Před 4 lety +50

    "Its like a mod for Jimmy Nuetron"

  • @frikitiki5403
    @frikitiki5403 Před 4 lety +51

    "Pork your pals, before your gals." -Donkey Kong 2020

  • @jessicaindagarage3244
    @jessicaindagarage3244 Před 3 lety +28

    6:17 I keep thinking he’s gonna say General Kenobi omg

  • @godgang7030
    @godgang7030 Před 2 lety +20

    4:25 that delivery is perfect

  • @yukowolfang8645
    @yukowolfang8645 Před 4 lety +72

    As someone who's played all the dk country games, dk64, loved the legend of crystal coconut "movie" and live for shitposts. This has the power to reverse the atrocity that is 2020.

    • @williamgrisard5805
      @williamgrisard5805 Před 4 lety +7

      The crystal coconut shall be our new tool of salvation

    • @GamerXZ0
      @GamerXZ0 Před 4 lety +4

      @@williamgrisard5805 *Crystal Titty XD

  • @Nickster63
    @Nickster63 Před 3 lety +11

    6:48 K.Rool's noise is great!

  • @wannabesurferdude6385
    @wannabesurferdude6385 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how Al not-so-subtly makes fun of how freakin uncanny valley Candy's design is. She's what you get when you combine the horrible idea of a sexy ape and 90's CGI.

  • @toonpool7511
    @toonpool7511 Před 4 lety +145

    "Ey Diddy, what's gucci my ni..."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kaijukirby6424
      @kaijukirby6424 Před 3 lety +13

      No,don’t say it!You know that word gives me gas!

    • @doomdemon1205
      @doomdemon1205 Před 3 lety +5

      @@kaijukirby6424 sorry. Just hop on in the Ikea Mobile and I'll give you a lift!

    • @dominicmahony88
      @dominicmahony88 Před 3 lety +1

      All right, well you better be careful. You know I just got that vastectomy.

  • @comeback1455
    @comeback1455 Před 4 lety +74

    This man can perfectly, and I mean PERFECTLY, master impressions and... And...
    *I love it*

  • @mr.noname9390
    @mr.noname9390 Před 4 lety +84

    “You’re cream is always too thick” Look candy, you either swallow it or wuss out
    I’m talking about the cake, get your mind out of the gutter.

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Před 2 lety +1

      ya cake is good but if that cream hardens be be like eating a cream flaverd rock im alos talking about cake hard frosting is well hard

  • @IHaveSpearHandslol
    @IHaveSpearHandslol Před 3 lety +8

    "you assholes ! The roof protects my sins from god ! " Is the funiest line i have ever heard in this show , and this show is funny as fuck