George Lucas really loved Spaceballs and it was his idea/permission to make the Family Guy and Robot Chicken spoofs. It's all in good fun. You can't make a parody of something you don't like.
I love how all the characters are still acting like they would in the show, but just if it was on Adult Swim or something. It’s even still kinda like seasons 1-3 somehow-
*The people who could not go pass No Nut November through half of the month break into the "Nut Bucket be like: "HOPE THEY NEVER KNOW", but Plankton would know*
In some alternate universe, I can imagine Tom Kenny busting through Al’s front door being like “Okay, I know it’s impossible to do my voice. That’s fine. I’ll voice Spongebob for your shitposts”
Double twist: all this was actually the voice actors’ ideas so they made this CZcams account to cover up their actions and have everyone think they’re all just one really talented rando so they don’t get fired.
@@csec9291 Actually, no. The more common spelling is "Dmitry." "Dimitri" is a spelling that was done to adapt the name to English. "Dmitri" is the most common. Hence why it's the only spelling of the name that doesn't get flagged by spellcheck.
When my teacher left the room for a solid 30 minutes some kid put this on the smartboard for the whole class. So the Krusty Kooch Chronicles is in my English teachers youtube history. Thx Salazar
plot twist: season 6's last episode had thanos snap everyone to this universe instead after all the characters were making too many dirty jokes, and were replaced with 4 year olds.
I just discovered this today. Man what I’ve been missing. I’m gonna leave this here so anytime someone comments or likes it I’ll have this video refreshed in my memory, it will never die
I love how SpongeBob is never mentioned in the series, outside of the training video. I also love how expressive the series is in the shit it pulls off. This needs to be animated ASAP lol
Man the voices for the characters are on point I swear if the voice actors of the show retire and the show still needs to go on you’re the guy the should hire to keep it going 🔥
Timestamps: 0:10 Squidward Busts A Nut 1:16 Squidward Needs Some Beefaroni 2:43 Plankton’s Plan C 4:18 Canned Coochie 5:29 Coochie Salesman 7:14 Squid Pride 9:55 Boyardee Debacle 12:08 Doctor’s Orders 15:36 Krusty Kooch Training Video 18:23 To Beef Or Not To Beef
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The Krusty Kooch is my favorite series on Netflix
I hate to break it to you but Netflix took it off
It’s on Hulu now
VRV***
@WeabooNation same
What about amazon prime?
This is literally just CZcams Poop but evolved
Sounds like CZcams Poop with extra steps
*EVOLVED*
@@halogunner0295 Sounds like a lot of hoopla
Mariofan64 *HOOPLA*
@Doodle Bob I thought I killed you doodle bob
Plot twist: He kidnapped all the Spongebob voice actors but Tom Kenny was the lucky one who escaped.
Yes
Nah these are what the. Actor do after an episode
explain the french narrator
*"nO uNcLe Al VoIcEd ThEm IdIoT"*
With his life?
Remember, if Nickelodeon copyright strikes this, it's canon.
i would like to like, but its at 69 likes
@@pukewave69 eat ass
Dont do if gey
Unless same gender
@@pukewave69 *your fucked*
@@navyblued the fuck are you talking about
We COULD get it to 420 likes since we’re already past 69 likes
How has no one quoted: "Please don't hurt me, i'm a registered sex offender and I need to get that expunged before I meet god"
It seriously broke me.
Woah.
Booty bang bros had me rolling
Time stamp please
Revengeof Thepanzers 2:21
Looks like someone needs some *canned cochie*
The fact that SpongeBob isn't even apart of this series is kind of ironic
His voice is probably really hard for this guy to do
It's like a spin off series 😂
brickfighter 14
669 likes lol
He is in season 2 tho
Yeah. Its not as high. Only the true voice actor can do it. Its almost considered a talent at this point
I feel it's worst for Kraft to give me a mayonnaise ad after hearing Plankton screaming *"I'm Chumming!"*
I got the timestamp 😀
15:20
𝑀𝑟 𝐾𝑟𝑎𝑓𝑡
*I'm ChUmMiNg!*
Gave me a mayo ad as well
I’m shitting my pants
Person: i bet you can't make a giant spongebob themed sex joke
Uncle al: watch me
I made it 69
69 likes i can finally die in peace
Uncle al : want to see me doing it again ?
Larry: *Observe*
I’m like #420
people gotta realise this takes place before spongebob came into the timeline
This is after spongebob leaves bikini bottom
@RevolutionaryGhost squishwhurred
Cheeze Weeze, This is after Spongebob Commits Suicide.
This is after spongebob snapped thanos into dust
That actually makes sense
this has made me forget about the existence of spongebob himself
Can I hear your spongebob voice now
Who(?)
Please inform me as to what the significance of your profile picture is
He should do Spongebob post near-fatal smoking addiction. With a messed up voice like that we can have 'em in comrades.
@@StrawHatRain Oh yeah yeah meme
I bet good ol Steven Hillenburg up there is probably disappointed yet trying so hard not to laugh.
Rip Steven Hillenburg
R.I.P
😔✊
R.I.P
George Lucas really loved Spaceballs and it was his idea/permission to make the Family Guy and Robot Chicken spoofs.
It's all in good fun. You can't make a parody of something you don't like.
I love how all the characters are still acting like they would in the show, but just if it was on Adult Swim or something. It’s even still kinda like seasons 1-3 somehow-
thats what i like about this parody, its weirdly nostalgic
1950's: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars.
2019: The Krusty Cooch Chronicles
vacri 38 💀🤣
I see this as an absolute win
This is way better
*Krusty Kooch Kronichles
The krusty kooch now where's my canned coochie
I love how Spongebob isn't even in the story.
Edit: holy shit I forgot about this comment I didn't know it got so many likes.
I think that's the point lmao
Because his voice would be too hard to do. So they do voices that are all similar
Probably because SpongeBob's voice is just difficult to pull of at times
His voice is hard just like my dic- dictator
Yeah but
To make a spongebob video without spongebob
Is like a bird without wings
Im really jealous of Plankton's ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol without raising his Alanine/Aspartate Aminotransferase levels
I've only just discovered this series and I still can't get over how accurate Plankton's voice is....
Stop saying it's better than the original.
It *is* the original
*You're absolutely right!*
iT's bEtTeR tHaN tHe oRiGiNaL!!!!
@@Belgenzijngeenras oh but it is
In that case, it's worse than the sequel
@@Belgenzijngeenras What in the fuck. Lmao
Anime of 2019
Top 1000 Anime 1# Krusty Koch Chronicles
Are you still under construction
Best anime I've seen since Cory in the House
breathingair you mean TOP 1000 BEST ANIME OF ALL TIME
@@able. true that
Nobody:
Uncle Al: “Yo what if the Krusty Krab was a brothel”
🤣
nobody
11:29 "He farted, right 'onto mi' balls!" You can clearly hear that he was holding his laughter so hard 😂
I lost my shit at that part 🤣🤣🤣
@@keenan4795 same
@@keenan4795 same I didn’t need to use the restroom after that
HE BROKE THE GENTLEMAN'S OATH! HE FARTED ON ANOTHER MAN'S BBBBBAAAAALLLLLSSSSS!!!!!!!!
@@keenan4795 SAME
I love how the entirety of this takes up the length of a regular spongebob episode
*and this is twice as engaging*
Actually it's two episodes a 30 minute running has 2 11 minute episodes some are longer but it's usually 11 minutes
2 episodes actually, each storyline is 11 min long, so this is actually a half hour special.
2 epsode levin minut tenty2
That’s what I thought.
@@anthonyoliver418 who the fuck argues over this?
"Please don't kill me! I'm a registered sex offender and I need that expunged before I meet God!"
A new sentence, and one that I adore.
I like. Wiener, wiener, wiener I just love wiener.
I tought it said "and i need to get that sponge before i be caught"
@@gregh4150 ok what the fuck
Marry me krabs!
No
Please??
No
Ok ;(
This is just a talented man reading a cursed fanfiction
7:23
"welcome to the salty splooge, how gay are ya?"
I'm dead
every scene looks like an xbox profile picture
yes
Cuz everything is a picture
I hate how accurate this is. Take my like, have a good life, fuck you.
Underrated
Ooh now I will plage Xbox live for the original Xbox for 2 weeks mwa ha ha
This is the only SpongeBob spin-off series we need
yes. we need 50 seasons of the krusty cooch chronicles
you damn right btw Nickelodeon
🏢⬅️🏃🏻♂️
Wait. This isn’t the original?
YES
The spin off we are getting: Camp Koral
The spin off we want: Krusty Cooch Chronicles
Never in my adult life did i ever think i would hear Plankton utter the words "I'm chumming."
Squidward: GIVE ME ALL YOUR BEEFARONI!
Fish: *I am a registered sex offender*
He Sam Pound, number one, apologizing for what he's done
I love how he doesn't even bother to find a transparent PNG of a beefaroni can.
*Boy, this stuff is good*
Yeah lmao
Beefaroni is the shit
*"fine I'll do it myself then"*
@@ellis2445 facts and spaghetti o's
This has incredibly accurate voices and needs to be animated.
I'm on it boyo
@@Ch3ck3r3d this mad lad is really doing it
Ziler Ten YES DO IT
Squidwards is off but i expect him to fail at something
You have 911 likes
I love how Chef Boyardee is a slightly off sounding Mario
This series is so iconic, everyone needs to know about this series
Someone needs to start a "reanimated" project for this video.
Yes.
Nah, this is already perfect.
Yes
@Sherk D O I T
@Sherk I'll sub to see it😘
I can imagine the Nut Bucket being closed for No Nut November.
Maddie Lynch and then December comes
*The people who could not go pass No Nut November through half of the month break into the "Nut Bucket be like: "HOPE THEY NEVER KNOW", but Plankton would know*
No nut november is the only holiday for nut bucket workers
ok but the nut bucket being a secret nut sanctuary for no nut november
Closed due to lack of supplies
Seeing Squidward give Patrick a LITERAL Krusty Nut is both disturbing yet hilarious 😂
I like it that the voices are really perfect and sound like the one from the show not from the trash A.I voices
Bruh you’re literally voicing everyone that’s talent
Can I hear your spongebob voice now?
Everyone except SpongeBob and Sandy
Yeet and Delete *HAHAHA. NO.*
@@eliteasriel1632
and mrs puff
I need to go and finger me booty 0:34
This should win an oscar. It's a masterpiece of entertainment.
Rick Hoover best writing award winner
11:29
AverageDoggo
It’s incredible, what do you mean
AverageDoggo
Have you no sense of sarcasm
AverageDoggo really
"That's my ma!"
"Hasn't stopped me in the past"☠️
Uncle Al: Sees quality of Modern Spongebob
Also Uncle Al: "Its Showtime."
In some alternate universe, I can imagine Tom Kenny busting through Al’s front door being like “Okay, I know it’s impossible to do my voice. That’s fine. I’ll voice Spongebob for your shitposts”
Viacuck owns the right to SpongeBob's voice, so he can't do that.
@cian o *meanwhile someone who coincidentally sounds like Spongebob is sweating*
i can do a spongebob voice with 85% accuracy
@@omarpikm2101 doubt
only his laugh.
and it sounds shitty through a mic.
Everyone: lost episode, squidward suicide
Uncle AL: Squidward needs to B U S T a N U T
Uncle AL: plankton needs to say how a thermometer through his asshole almost when the through his mouth
JustZuul squidward suicide is technically canon in the spongebob multiverse now
IS THAT A NUT BUTTON
*pushes button*
This work of art needs an animated project done ASAP
18:18 if that breathing was Al that was actually beginning to sound really good
SpongeBob has bronchitis in this series lmao
Plot twist: he actually hired spongebob's voice actors except for tom kenny.
What a twist
Lmao nice theory, semen
Double twist: all this was actually the voice actors’ ideas so they made this CZcams account to cover up their actions and have everyone think they’re all just one really talented rando so they don’t get fired.
@@CherryRedBanshee i get the joke and I find it hilarious so dont wooosh me
*but his Squidward impression is a tad off*
@@uh3336 *yeah*
"HE'S SELLIN COOCHIE!"
im gone.
Canned CoOcHiE
*oh look mom! Its canned *C O O C H*
Bye
WHAT.....WHAT DID HE SAY?
WHAT? WHAT ARE YA SELLIN'?
"I'm telling you Carl, that was *my* sister you slept with"
"And I'm telling *you* Chuck, that was my sister"
Wait, Hol'up Hol' Horse
I've legit been watching this like it was 2005 Spongebob, that's how good the writing is
Can’t wait to eat Chef Boyardee Beefaroni while watching this video.
Yeah I bet ever since these videos came out the chef boy beefaroni sales have gone up.
69 likes nice
4Ph4ntom wow I actually haven’t eaten anything all day and boyardee sounds pretty good I rarely have it, thanks for the idea
PikaFan Fan it’s pretty tasty too
.
Plankton saying “IM CHUMMIMG” was too funny for a quarter to one CZcams session
He was totally chumming and totally not cumming
XD
o yes d a d d i
The h was silent tho ;)
but he never made it in
3 years later and the chronicles are still well archived. The databank shall forever stand in glory
15:52 my brain when I stutter in a job interview
The perfect thing to binge everyday
Yes it be thinking thursday
Great way to close the day
Smoothskin.
SoulOfPower you right
Same tho
*This is wayyyyy better than CZcams rewind*
Anything is better than rewind
I dare say that the emoji movie is better than CZcams rewind.
Thawk Gaming It is
The real question is what isn't better than CZcams Rewind?
This comment is about as original as soup
“Pun entirely intended” *You died* (4:59)
6:43
Uncle Al predicted Cris Chan
How this still is ad friendly is beyond me.
The power of the canned coochie
Oh god, it IS!! Wtf lol
Yes
Because it's funny
Probably because it has spongebob pictures and spongebob is a kid show
Really impressive that this much entertainment comes from pictures from another show with voices over it
Not really, its real easy to entertain internet users
@@dimitriwarchief301 There's a reason they named you DIMitri instead of Dmitri like all the other kids...
Venom Drake
What the Hell are you talking about Dimitiri is the more common spelling, also that was a shit joke
Venom Drake Don’t ever make a joke again.
@@csec9291 Actually, no. The more common spelling is "Dmitry." "Dimitri" is a spelling that was done to adapt the name to English. "Dmitri" is the most common. Hence why it's the only spelling of the name that doesn't get flagged by spellcheck.
“The Krusty Kooch Chronicles” is probably the most favored sentence I think I’ve ever heard in my life
12 yr old me watching this video in 2019
My innocence: *my time has come*
It really puts everything together when you realize that uncle al put an entire spongebob series together without spongebob.
Yup
WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK
It is the krusty coochie chronicles.
It might be after Spongebob left town
@@krustykrabpizza00 the timeline where they didnt get spongebob back:
"CANNED COOCHIE RULLLESS!!"
--- Larry the Lobster
LIVIN LIKE LARRY!
My friends when someone comes over: 18:50
I like the fact that Patrick here is somewhat smarter than his Canon counterpart.
"Hasn't stopped me in the past"-Patrick star
Jesus Christ, Patrick...
My motto
Alabama 100
I saw this when it had 420 likes. Nice
A few *H O R R I B L E* years later
Squidward is in this story line more than Spongebob, this is secretly the Squidward side series.
Aren't you supposed to be dead, cowpoke
Hello there
@The ProjectRoza Lol
They're actually gonna make one, that's what I heard, they're gonna put it on Netflix
It was at this point I didn't even notice Spongebob wasn't in the video.
2:03 My reaction to this treasure of a video
2:04* but true
“Together we can make the Krusty nut bucket”
but nucket
I like to think that this is what squidward, Mr crabs, and everyone else used to talk before SpongeBob came to town
Now that you've said that this is 10000000% better
That's a possibility
Karen's dead
@@baconknightproductions8297 plankton just shoved Alexa up her usb port
Im pretty sure they spelled his name as "Mr krabs"
*"With or without lice?"*
Jesus christ
Nice seasoning
With
what is lice I'm not English pls explain
@@kristijanoros7208 bugs that get in your hair if you dont wash it
@@youraveragefloridaboy519 thx
18:26 better love story than most romances
That Patrick impression is spot on! It sounds almost exactly like him!
Squidward and Mr Krabs are pretty good as well!
When my teacher left the room for a solid 30 minutes some kid put this on the smartboard for the whole class. So the Krusty Kooch Chronicles is in my English teachers youtube history. Thx Salazar
Did your class lose their shit and hysterically wheeze during the video?
I know a guy named carl salazar who did something similar
@@jaxmatthews2748
Yup
Jeez wow
ah i see he was a man of culture as well
almost pissed myself laughing at "Booty Bang Jr's" 🤣
Same bro
XD lost it after that part as well
Lmfao I'm literally crying laughing
“Huh? Oh no sorry, I was actually pointing at the place next to it.”
“Super booty bang jr.’s?”
Got your likes to 420. You’re welcome 😂😂
"We had just finished raw-dogging all the soldiers on the field" had me laughing during church
1 year later and I still want a season 2
When a raunchy parody does a better job portraying these characters then the actual show has been doing for years.
Sad but true
plot twist: season 6's last episode had thanos snap everyone to this universe instead after all the characters were making too many dirty jokes, and were replaced with 4 year olds.
Very true
For. Years.
@@spookykitty72 that’s too generous try season 4
*_If you aren't eating Chef Boyardee whilst watching this, you need to._*
All i have is an Orange some milk and left over Wings
Boyardee is hard to find here
B O Y . . . T H I S S T U F F I S G O O D !
I'll have some deviled canned coochie w/lice
Especially some Beefaroni
i love it when patrick shows up with "good morning krusty kooch" exactly like he does in the real show lol
I always come back to this when I'm feeling down
The thing that scares me most is the fact that this says season 1, inferring there will be a season 2. And that's the scariest thing.
Also the fact it says THE END (of the beefaroni saga)
Hes working on munkey kang vidadeos rn hes gonna keep making this series
Hell yeah
Wish granted
Season 2 just got posted
The Krusty Kooch Season Two: Yeast Infections
this calls for... r/cursedcomments.
21:16
I completely forgot about this comment
Oh please no xdddddd
weast infections
Despite the creepy-ass picture of Plankton, Doctor's Orders is by far the funniest one of all. I'M CHUMMING
Fun fact: The real Chef Boyardee was giving a golden star for feeding the soldiers in WW2
*Heyuh, Can we expect a season 2 trailer drop before no nut November*
No visiting the Krusty Kooch or The Nut Bucket for an entire month? Now THAT is a challenge!
Finally a political topic of discussion that needs to put to the top of the list.
Big mouth season 3
*NUT BUCKET NOVEMBER*
To late it's no longer no nut November
Spongebob's one line:
*inhale*
*inhale*
*I N H A L E*
*I N H A L E*
*I N H A L E*
*_I N H A L E_*
This is my favorite anime, almost made me cry at the end
I just discovered this today. Man what I’ve been missing. I’m gonna leave this here so anytime someone comments or likes it I’ll have this video refreshed in my memory, it will never die
Imagine if the SpongeBob crew saw this
FrenchToast
What video did he see??? I'm curious.
What do you mean aren’t they in the video???
there’s a video of Tom Kenny (Spongebob Voice Actor) cursing lol. I think it was for a video show
@@vi0let831 probably a video on pornhub
Sullythekid 07
Oh boy
“How was it for you, my dear wife Alexa?”
“You never even made it in”
Rip lol 😂
I hate to be that guy, but it’s “cylinder computer girlfriend Alexa,”
@@dom1941 thank you for being the guy. I didn’t want to do it but it’s been bothering me for 5 months
Squidward: breaths
Mr krabs: *YOU CAN'T DO THAT*
Legend has it, these were shown on-air on Nickelodeon as an inside joke.
I love how SpongeBob is never mentioned in the series, outside of the training video. I also love how expressive the series is in the shit it pulls off. This needs to be animated ASAP lol
Is that Fuckbeak?
He was mentioned by the Sex offender fish
@@goblin6037 no he said "...expunged before I meet god" he did not mention spongebob
*God create Uncle Al*
*Uncle Al makes Kristy kooch
Chronicles*
God: Now that is what I'm talking about!
Spongy Boi I would like, but it has a perfect number of likes.
@@5ashll303 Nice
Spongy Boi it can like it now. There’s too many likes.
@@5ashll303 okay dokay
God: *glares at Jesus* and you didnt even bother to make a single parody
7:01 She fricking sounds like Popeye🤣
Man the voices for the characters are on point I swear if the voice actors of the show retire and the show still needs to go on you’re the guy the should hire to keep it going 🔥
This man should be on Adult swim, i would watch it all
@Wakka Flocka i wasnt talking about spongebob i was talking about just him
Then these videos would've already gotten a lawsuit sped
Let's be honest, this is too good for them
We need dis man on adult swim
@Wakka Flocka It could be argued that this is fair use since it's meant to be parodying the source material.
Timestamps:
0:10 Squidward Busts A Nut
1:16 Squidward Needs Some Beefaroni
2:43 Plankton’s Plan C
4:18 Canned Coochie
5:29 Coochie Salesman
7:14 Squid Pride
9:55 Boyardee Debacle
12:08 Doctor’s Orders
15:36 Krusty Kooch Training Video
18:23 To Beef Or Not To Beef
Not all heroes wear capes.
Ok thanks
Belh
Yes
Song name for title card of Coochie Salesman?
I haven’t had beefaroni in years and this was all the motivation I needed to go buy a can 😂
This is truly a in depth and complicated series to understand