Countdown Has The Most Unexpected Rudest Words

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  • čas přidán 15. 10. 2019
  • Every single one of these rude words are ones from Countdown, not the 8 out of 10 Cats version. I promise you!
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  • @ratherryan
    @ratherryan Před 3 lety +2089

    Fair play to whoever came up with VETOMYSAC, that is absolute genius.

    • @kryten88
      @kryten88 Před 3 lety +117

      Got to be the most beautifully apt anagram ever.

    • @iadoredavey
      @iadoredavey Před 3 lety +15

      Fab.....consider your sac vetoed, sir

    • @isaac_aren
      @isaac_aren Před 3 lety +72

      Exactly the type of conundrum that would be on cats does countdown lmao

    • @robflynn509
      @robflynn509 Před 3 lety +25

      That's a kick in the balls for a start.

    • @kryten88
      @kryten88 Před 3 lety +3

      @@robflynn509 🤘

  • @theonesparrowhawk
    @theonesparrowhawk Před 3 lety +1792

    Rachel standing next to these words with a sly smile is priceless

    • @davidius74
      @davidius74 Před 3 lety +38

      I am sure half the time she does it deliberately, especially on the 8 of 10 cats version

    • @paulwilson9281
      @paulwilson9281 Před 3 lety +1

      Angel or not.

    • @EpicBlooFox
      @EpicBlooFox Před 3 lety +3

      @@davidius74 half the time? 😆

    • @davidius74
      @davidius74 Před 3 lety +4

      @@EpicBlooFox Ok, ALL the time

    • @joemann7353
      @joemann7353 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah especially next to the word horniest as she is the horniest

  • @bonbonbonnie
    @bonbonbonnie Před 3 lety +1720

    The deafening silence of the studio audience makes me uncomfortable. Or maybe I'm just used to watching 8 out of 10 cats. 😂

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu Před 3 lety +18

      yeah the usual countdown viewers are a strapping 65

    • @cdname47
      @cdname47 Před rokem +17

      Yeah there's no studio audience for the regular countdown lol

    • @Mecz2
      @Mecz2 Před 6 měsíci +18

      @@cdname47 There definitely is, because they cut to a member of the crowd to answer connundrems if the contestants don't get it.

    • @TheRealD4
      @TheRealD4 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Nah they're actually sat in another studio watching by live link for Rachel and Susie's protection from pedantic perverts.

    • @stephenguppy7882
      @stephenguppy7882 Před 6 měsíci +18

      The audience are so old that half of them can't see or hear what's going on and the rest think they are at the garden centre.

  • @jp_wilson
    @jp_wilson Před 2 lety +428

    I couldn’t stop laughing at “DongPeril” perfectly spelled out

  • @luke_miint
    @luke_miint Před 3 lety +244

    I hope Rachel got a bonus for arranging the W & E to make it look like ‘we shafted’

    • @VerySwearyFairy
      @VerySwearyFairy Před rokem +2

      Nah, cum budgie has now become one of my driving insults, so that gets a place.

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 Před 5 měsíci

      Her smirking in a mini-skirt next to "CUM BUDGIE" was amusing.

  • @kateolivia6027
    @kateolivia6027 Před 3 lety +478

    Rachel's face every time absolutely wishing it was an episode of 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 😂😂

  • @floydhebert3684
    @floydhebert3684 Před 3 lety +276

    The lack of studio audience laughter somehow makes it funnier

  • @infamous8131
    @infamous8131 Před 2 lety +118

    I love how sometimes on this countdown only Rachel actually reacts to them, makes it even funnier.

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder Před 3 lety +64

    “Doctor, I’ve got too many kids. I need you to veto my sac.”

  • @sirbenjaminthebold3943
    @sirbenjaminthebold3943 Před 3 lety +242

    Lol Rachel’s face every time something rude comes up. 😏

  • @katsukei2378
    @katsukei2378 Před 3 lety +81

    I swear the funniest part is the short compilation of Rachel looking to the camera trying not to laugh at the word

  • @phillipwilloughby5013
    @phillipwilloughby5013 Před 3 lety +140

    The solution to FANNYHELP is HALFPENNY

  • @ryanford5387
    @ryanford5387 Před 3 lety +176

    Why did Nick feel the need to say 'Two fannies here...'

    • @Tom-gt4vc
      @Tom-gt4vc Před 3 lety +18

      Wouldn't you?

    • @danielredmond6101
      @danielredmond6101 Před 3 lety +22

      I know, right? I would've said "A pair of fannies."

    • @Sewingbee23
      @Sewingbee23 Před 3 lety +2

      Drowning in Fannies?

    • @johnd1466
      @johnd1466 Před 3 lety +7

      He is sometimes oblivious to the double entendres... it’s shocking or he is playing a fool

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight Před 2 lety +3

      Remember: Fanny was been a given name for over 200 years.

  • @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist
    @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist Před 3 lety +141

    The cut the vasectomy clip short.
    Seems appropriate

    • @Wonderguard1
      @Wonderguard1 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @warmonger12z
      @warmonger12z Před 3 lety +17

      The conundrum itself was appropriate too - 'VETOMYSAC'
      A perfect description of said procedure, no?

    • @phnompenh86
      @phnompenh86 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @daneenmurf1043
      @daneenmurf1043 Před 6 měsíci +1

      They couldn't use
      ' circumcision ' because it would be too long. If only they could trim the tip of it.....

  • @blightedgrounds
    @blightedgrounds Před 6 měsíci +46

    "What have we got over there?"
    "We've got Horniest"
    *crowd applauds*

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
    @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 Před 5 měsíci +3

    0:36 you had "seeping" right there, man!

  • @Procrasti...
    @Procrasti... Před 6 měsíci +59

    I heard that getting "Vasectomy" at 1:30 didn't end up making a vas deferens to the overall scores.

  • @SophyWolf
    @SophyWolf Před 6 měsíci +9

    that one with CUM BUDGIE had me laughin

  • @ANRQAngel
    @ANRQAngel Před 3 lety +54

    This is probably why 8 out of 10 cats also started doing countdown

  • @charlieadams9626
    @charlieadams9626 Před 3 lety +54

    It’s the way Rachael looks at the camera for me

  • @jmurt6379
    @jmurt6379 Před 3 lety +69

    Can’t forget about the word “shithead” appearing in one episode 😂

  • @Krakachan
    @Krakachan Před 3 lety +30

    0:43 - “Peeing one minute, vomits the next...” Maybe you need to see a doctor. 😆

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 Před 6 měsíci +104

    whoever came up with VetoMySac as anagram for vasectomy, is a genius

  • @strikebeatz5312
    @strikebeatz5312 Před 4 lety +131

    DONGPERIL

  • @DavidWillanski
    @DavidWillanski Před 3 lety +27

    Countdown Does Eight out of Ten Cats Does Countdown

  • @jnbarnes14
    @jnbarnes14 Před 3 lety +32

    1:08 If you had just said budgie, it would've been fine. Take the letters out and now look what you have done 😂

  • @emmeeemm
    @emmeeemm Před 5 měsíci +3

    Love how they had to bleep both times "WANKERS" was said and blur the board as Rachel spelled it out in tiles.

  • @cameronjames3499
    @cameronjames3499 Před 6 měsíci +7

    "Titmouse" for the honorable mention in the same round as "Horniest".

  • @josephcarter5101
    @josephcarter5101 Před 3 lety +15

    I once got a nine letter word, FELLATION which I wasn't sure at the time existed, so imagined if I was on the program, dropping the N and giving the witty quip, I don't think this is a Shakespearean character!
    Disappointingly the contestants only got 7 letter words and even the great Susie couldn't offer better.
    Imagine if she did!!!

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra Před 3 lety

      We were watching 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown and my girlfriend got a 9 letter word, but didn't know what it meant.
      I didn't get it, but knew what it meant.

  • @philmehrart
    @philmehrart Před 6 měsíci +5

    0:25 To be fair, 'Dong Peril' also sounds like it could also be a fear of male genetilia

  • @alexandercampbell7903
    @alexandercampbell7903 Před 10 měsíci +28

    I believe the rude 7 that was bleeped out was 'wankers'. 'Moaners'was also in there.😂

  • @lemoncurry2926
    @lemoncurry2926 Před 3 lety +91

    Good morning, that's a nice vasectomy

  • @liannekennedy4338
    @liannekennedy4338 Před 4 lety +165

    I was there for the filming and fannies was out one game and wankers the next lol

    • @andybell9245
      @andybell9245 Před 3 lety +4

      TOSSER was there two

    • @mrman8541
      @mrman8541 Před 3 lety +3

      I bet there were a few giggles that they cut out of the broadcast

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk Před 3 lety +2

      No you werent there...

    • @jamest3828
      @jamest3828 Před 3 lety +1

      @@wayne20uk how would you know

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk Před 3 lety

      @@jamest3828 because i was there! And i didnt see him

  • @ramandeeprekhi1261
    @ramandeeprekhi1261 Před 3 lety +5

    These just ease you into what to expect in 8 out of 10 cats does countdown

  • @BridgetGX
    @BridgetGX Před 5 měsíci +2

    "DONGPERIL" 🤣 Sounds like a good name for a metal band

  • @Gretchaninov
    @Gretchaninov Před 6 měsíci +3

    1:08 "CUM BUDGIE" - why would you leave the top 3 letters like that! I'm dying...

  • @BeasleyStreet
    @BeasleyStreet Před 3 lety +5

    Credit to the producers, in a previous time these words would be given the slip, or at least censored,I remember Gino Corr in the eighties with wanker and you could have heard a pin drop...times have changed fortunately...it's only the English language.

  • @burnsvisuals9484
    @burnsvisuals9484 Před 3 lety +5

    1:02 she's tryna send us a msg😂😂😂

  • @austin.paquette
    @austin.paquette Před 3 lety +5

    I only ever watch 8O10C countdown, I had no idea the regular was so lewd as well 😂

  • @HHh-ej4rl
    @HHh-ej4rl Před 6 měsíci +1

    1:05 Yes Rachel, that's what we have watching you

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns Před rokem +8

    It's like Jimmy Carr left his magic behind (or whatever you want to call it).

    • @charcolew
      @charcolew Před 7 měsíci

      I wouldn't call Jimmy Carr's magic behind anything other than squidgy

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy Před 6 měsíci +2

      You mean his tax dodging skills?

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@thesmithersy Jimmy Carr's magic is the ability to make "jokes" approving of ethnic cleansing and mocking plague victims and somehow never suffer real consequences for it, probably because his primary audience are well-to-do Anglos.

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy Před 6 měsíci

      @@SavageGreywolf he's a lefty luvvy, no wonder he gets away with it sadly

  • @kryten88
    @kryten88 Před 3 lety +5

    Afraid? Why is that there..

  • @sadas3190
    @sadas3190 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I remember the contestants did like all the consonants together and all the vowels together to avoid this, what happened to that unspoken rule?

  • @EdMcF1
    @EdMcF1 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I can almost hear Pilate saying 'Do you find it risible...?'.

  • @michael8815
    @michael8815 Před 3 lety +9

    FANNYHELP = HALFPENNY (i think, i cba looking it up)

    • @carolbayasca9275
      @carolbayasca9275 Před 3 lety +2

      Correct!

    • @djsyko
      @djsyko Před 3 lety +3

      Thank you. It was doing my head in trying to get it 😂

  • @bradleecaslin597
    @bradleecaslin597 Před 4 lety +24

    1:36 😂😂

  • @nezkeys79
    @nezkeys79 Před rokem +2

    1:09 wait what???
    LOL

  • @egonmilanowski
    @egonmilanowski Před 3 lety +26

    Could have had "TITMOUSE". Not a rude word per say, but definitely hilarious.

  • @Wazguu
    @Wazguu Před 6 měsíci +2

    I DIED "DONGPERIL"AHAHAHAHAHHAA

  • @joshuaferguson698
    @joshuaferguson698 Před 3 lety +7

    *two fannies here*

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 Před 6 měsíci +3

    1:04
    Reddit atheists when they see a lady

  • @wewqweq
    @wewqweq Před 3 měsíci

    Love how "perverts" was straight after two people tlaking about fanny.

  • @MaNNeRz91
    @MaNNeRz91 Před 3 lety +47

    Rachael's face when SEMI comes up 😂😂😂😂

    • @iamthinking2252_
      @iamthinking2252_ Před 6 měsíci +21

      I don’t get it though

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 Před 6 měsíci

      @@iamthinking2252_ A semi is sometimes shorthand for a semi-erection.

    • @nate7251
      @nate7251 Před 6 měsíci

      @@iamthinking2252_ I hadn't heard it either. apparently it's used to describe half an erection

    • @faceless1434
      @faceless1434 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@iamthinking2252_A semi is a term for a penis that is partially erect but it is also the least rude word there, Rachel just had a very dirty mind

    • @empty5013
      @empty5013 Před 6 měsíci

      @@iamthinking2252_ it's british slang for a boner i think? something like that

  • @chantimothy
    @chantimothy Před 3 lety +9

    2 fannies here....

  • @mysticsushi
    @mysticsushi Před 6 měsíci +1

    Lost it at DONGPERIL

  • @laurenceleask5139
    @laurenceleask5139 Před 3 lety +1

    Brilliant and funny 😄 😆 🤣 😀 😂

  • @harrowsprouts
    @harrowsprouts Před 3 lety +4

    1:19 they could have had a nine: snowmaker

  • @filpaul
    @filpaul Před 3 lety +7

    Wait wait wait! This isn’t _8 Out of 10 Cats?_

  • @randomgamer-te8op
    @randomgamer-te8op Před 6 měsíci +1

    im curious, what is the word you can form in 1:11 with "NRWAEKSOM" lol can't find it

    • @ExpensivePizza
      @ExpensivePizza Před 6 měsíci

      I was wondering about this for days...
      Then I watched the video again... Maybe this arrangement helps 😉
      W A N K E R S N M

    • @musicLover-tj6ry
      @musicLover-tj6ry Před 5 měsíci

      Wankers I'm guessing

  • @Bruh1234moment
    @Bruh1234moment Před 3 lety +3

    0:01 uh oh....

  • @samconduct1356
    @samconduct1356 Před 3 měsíci

    "Two fannies here" 😂

  • @philb4462
    @philb4462 Před 3 lety +19

    This is so puerile.
    That's probably why I laughed so much.

  • @SuperYtc1
    @SuperYtc1 Před 3 lety +8

    She was really loving the semi.

  • @albertwarren6917
    @albertwarren6917 Před 3 lety +4

    Was the wankers one actually blurred out on television?

  • @mikeh7694
    @mikeh7694 Před 3 lety +22

    First time Rachel ever saw a Semi

    • @YesPlease1
      @YesPlease1 Před 3 lety +1

      Because she is very attractive, so her beauty always encourages men's members to become fully engorged rather than partially. I like this joke/truth.

    • @jackscoular3235
      @jackscoular3235 Před 3 lety

      @@YesPlease1 that's the joke

    • @flyingpenandpaper6119
      @flyingpenandpaper6119 Před 3 lety +4

      @@YesPlease1 "fully engorged" ...

    • @beaufighter245
      @beaufighter245 Před 3 lety

      @@YesPlease1 she is no Carol though☹

    • @YesPlease1
      @YesPlease1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@beaufighter245 Carol arouses my member to full attention as well

  • @dtfootball14
    @dtfootball14 Před 3 lety

    ‘Two fannies here’ 😂😂

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire Před 5 měsíci

    0:40 "Titmouse" a North American songbird

  • @HazmanFTW
    @HazmanFTW Před 5 měsíci

    I always forget normal Countdown is a thing as i only watch 8 out of 10 cats

  • @AdamDawson3
    @AdamDawson3 Před měsícem

    Semi or Semis could mean being in the Semi-Final of a tournament

  • @scotthall4995
    @scotthall4995 Před 3 lety +7

    Never a semi when Rachel is around

  • @bokehintheussr5033
    @bokehintheussr5033 Před 6 měsíci +1

    The presenter missed an opportunity to say "a pair of wankers"

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Why the audience jumpscare us like that???

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 Před 5 měsíci

    0:55 the fact the only unused letter is the D makes it even better

  • @whatthefuckisayoutubehandle

    Rachels face, lol

  • @staley101
    @staley101 Před 3 lety +3

    All good words but still no pissflaps.

  • @laurenceleask5139
    @laurenceleask5139 Před 3 lety

    Vary good

  • @TheJohnCooperShow
    @TheJohnCooperShow Před 3 lety +2

    How did the host not have the wit to say “a couple of wankers”

  • @elianwilliams
    @elianwilliams Před 4 lety +2

    Jokes in you Melissa there’s 3

  • @paullord3549
    @paullord3549 Před 3 lety +16

    how appropriate that SEMI comes out when she was wearing that leopard print dress !!

  • @deborahwatson5159
    @deborahwatson5159 Před 3 lety +1

    😉😄😃😊 nice to see a Light-Hearted Countdown 😉😄 Stay Safer Everyone 😨☺😊

  • @CureChronos
    @CureChronos Před 4 měsíci

    There was another case where a contestant found “Hentai” 😂 Surprised it wasn’t in this gem of a video
    And W****rs is just brilliant… 😂😂😂😂

  • @mizzyroro
    @mizzyroro Před 3 lety

    What's worng with Semis and Git?

  • @charliehague5739
    @charliehague5739 Před 6 měsíci

    In a video of rude words, the first example:
    “Can I get a consonant?”
    “N”

  • @24magiccarrot
    @24magiccarrot Před 3 lety +1

    Good morning, that's a nice semi you have there.

    • @johnd1466
      @johnd1466 Před 3 lety

      Especially if you saw it the morning after catch up show lol 🍆

  • @mariewyatt2303
    @mariewyatt2303 Před 2 lety

    Well that's convinient "Buf Weiner"

  • @jimtheudb
    @jimtheudb Před 3 měsíci

    I'm sure a few of those were from the 8 out of 10 cats version

  • @wonkusbonkus8528
    @wonkusbonkus8528 Před 3 lety

    *jolly good*

  • @pockylovingranger
    @pockylovingranger Před 6 měsíci

    Dear god, I lost it when “DONGPERIL” showed up, along with “PEEING” into “VOMITS”, “BUF WIENER”, “M ERECTION”, “CUM BUDGIE”, and “V ORGASMIC”!!! Also found it funny how “YES AFRAID” came right after “WE SHAFTED” xD

  • @spare1981
    @spare1981 Před 3 lety +8

    BDSM came up today XD

  • @CentreMetre
    @CentreMetre Před 3 lety

    0:24 when did regular countdown turn into cats does countdown

  • @benjaminmorris4962
    @benjaminmorris4962 Před 6 měsíci

    As an American, I am so confused rn about the first few

  • @veahpereabras6969
    @veahpereabras6969 Před 3 lety

    Haha bloody ha.

  • @ciamosabi
    @ciamosabi Před 3 lety +1

    *D O N G P E R I L*

  • @JaySteelUK
    @JaySteelUK Před 3 lety +3

    1:02 Thats not rude

  • @thehopefulyetdoubtful3656

    So funny😅

  • @RickJasonObrero11
    @RickJasonObrero11 Před 3 lety

    0:22 HAHA

  • @whatjamien381
    @whatjamien381 Před 6 měsíci

    Dongperil jumpscare 00:23

  • @lambertbrother1628
    @lambertbrother1628 Před 2 měsíci

    What’s wrong with Yes afraid?

  • @ManiPlaysYT
    @ManiPlaysYT Před rokem

    0:28 two Fannies here 😂😂😂

  • @brianbks02
    @brianbks02 Před 6 měsíci

    DONGPERIL 🤣🤣🤣