The Greatest Graham Norton One-Liners of Eurovision 2022

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  • čas přidán 14. 05. 2022
  • "Subwoolfer are doing something a lot of Eurovision hopefuls wish they thought of ... they're performing in masks and anonymously."
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  • @caitlan
    @caitlan Před rokem +8478

    my favourite line from this year by him is "if you're just tuning in, this isn't a glitch, this is really happening" when the United Kingdom were first on the Jury votes XD

    • @lianadoom
      @lianadoom Před rokem +71

      honesty I thought it was a glitch and watched it all XD

    • @lianadoom
      @lianadoom Před rokem +13

      still can't believe that XD

    • @99txgh
      @99txgh Před rokem +43

      The fact we got 0 votes last year it was pretty unbelievable getting so high this year

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 Před rokem +30

      I mean, considering it's a mix between a music contest and a nation's popularity contest, the music from the UK act had to be incredibly good.

    • @tyranitararmaldo
      @tyranitararmaldo Před rokem +22

      Perhaps a bunch of people clicked UK when they actually meant to click UKR xD

  • @ishshah8695
    @ishshah8695 Před rokem +6455

    "In space, no one can hear you scream at your hairdresser" 🤣🤣

    • @marks.6480
      @marks.6480 Před rokem +58

      best of the bunch by far

    • @A.s.s.777
      @A.s.s.777 Před rokem +102

      He also said that her hair was gravity proof when she rolled, and I rolled my ass off laughing

    • @haranoe
      @haranoe Před rokem +15

      I had first assumed he would be saying "in space, no one can hear your hairdresser scream".

    • @fionamaecry7579
      @fionamaecry7579 Před rokem +4

      Me and my friend had to rewind we were laughing so hard

    • @anukoponen2015
      @anukoponen2015 Před rokem +2

      Thank you for writing this, I didn’t understand what he said 🙌

  • @therealsirdj5934
    @therealsirdj5934 Před rokem +5160

    "The theme tonight is the sound of beauty which, like all themes, means nothing" had me laughing. Man the UK is lucky to have funny commentary like that

    • @krussell1608
      @krussell1608 Před rokem +174

      Graham is one of the best parts of Eurovision for me. It wouldn't be the same without him.

    • @therealsirdj5934
      @therealsirdj5934 Před rokem +23

      @@krussell1608 I can imagine he makes even a edition as average as this years quit entertaining

    • @soonnah9521
      @soonnah9521 Před rokem +13

      He's the only thing that makes the show watchable.

    • @therealsirdj5934
      @therealsirdj5934 Před rokem

      @poopie fart I'm German so honestly: Idk could be

    • @daerincakes
      @daerincakes Před rokem +1

      @@krussell1608 ikr! Can't wait for May!

  • @finntruman389
    @finntruman389 Před rokem +9276

    My favourite one-liner, which isn't in here, is when the presenters said something like "Are you drinking tonight? How much are you having?" or something similar and Graham said "Not enough for this."

  • @chloecolbac9148
    @chloecolbac9148 Před rokem +1838

    "We'Re GoInG tO HaVe To hOsT???" Killed me

    • @gaiapurpure
      @gaiapurpure Před rokem +125

      The UK might still have to, because it’ll take quite some time for Ukraine to get Eurovision ready from where they are at the moment.

    • @AdditionalJargon52
      @AdditionalJargon52 Před rokem +4

      Lol me too

    • @AdditionalJargon52
      @AdditionalJargon52 Před rokem +4

      @@gaiapurpure maybe as we came 2nd as well but only time will tell

    • @onomatopoetisk
      @onomatopoetisk Před rokem +10

      @@gaiapurpure They offered to do it, didn’t they? I don’t think they will be forced to do it. 😊

    • @maniamuse1319
      @maniamuse1319 Před rokem +17

      Then he said something like 'all the glory and none of the expense'.

  • @floraflowers
    @floraflowers Před rokem +3768

    "Don't wanna jinx it for Switzerland but James Newman wore a similar jacket last year"
    And Switzerland got 0 points from the public 🤣

    • @snackplaylove
      @snackplaylove Před rokem +27

      Yup - wearing insulation turns out isn’t a good look

    • @jacklovejoy5290
      @jacklovejoy5290 Před rokem +9

      @@snackplaylove It thought it looked like a car seat

    • @szandorthe13th
      @szandorthe13th Před rokem +4

      @@jacklovejoy5290 lmaooooo theyre car seats

    • @wibbliams
      @wibbliams Před 11 měsíci +2

      Because the televote ran them over

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 Před rokem +2004

    The timing of "This is Holland." "No it's not, this is Pol-" "THIS IS POLAND-!" is so perfect it damn near feels like they practiced it just for the British viewers. Goddamn that was brilliant.

  • @arjunpatel3658
    @arjunpatel3658 Před rokem +2292

    "There now follows a human sacrifice" after the french performance killed me 😆

    • @rinnijudd6183
      @rinnijudd6183 Před rokem +29

      Well they were singing about a woman who dances with the devil in the forest 😂

    • @arjunpatel3658
      @arjunpatel3658 Před rokem +17

      Would've been better if he added "of an englishman" 😅

    • @regina_george340
      @regina_george340 Před rokem +9

      It killed you, huh? So there was a human sacrifice

  • @Hgames_RBLX
    @Hgames_RBLX Před rokem +2228

    Honestly, my fave Graham One-Liner is “She’s got her shopping in that shoulder.”

    • @haranoe
      @haranoe Před rokem +12

      It would be funnier if it were not true.

    • @WxB2001
      @WxB2001 Před rokem +15

      Yeah hahaha, that made me die

    • @ARGhostie
      @ARGhostie Před 11 měsíci

      It caught me off guard 😂😂

  • @mistermagicmusic
    @mistermagicmusic Před rokem +3748

    Graham during the Italian gesture bit: ‘there are 180 million people watching this’ 😄😄
    EDIT: I’ve launched a debate in the comments.

    • @elsafralves
      @elsafralves Před rokem +251

      Yes, a very cliché thing to do, but the Italian script writers and organisation overall was kinda lazy...

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 Před rokem +47

      @@elsafralves yeah, it felt weird, but it got better as it went on

    • @kieranb7582
      @kieranb7582 Před rokem +9

      I want to like this, but, the 69 likes was fitting for this comment.... Nice

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n Před rokem +78

      Yea, honestly Italia was not THE greatest host. The stage was amazing, but the programm, bits, interval acts and moderators...Idk.

    • @onomatopoetisk
      @onomatopoetisk Před rokem +9

      @@m00nrac00n The stage was so dark due to the rainbow shaped screen being out of order! Nah, that was disturbing to me.

  • @iandeeming2654
    @iandeeming2654 Před rokem +2207

    After Spain: "Put the phone down grandad, the voting lines aren't open yet"... Absolutely killed me. 🤣

    • @alipanroosendaal9503
      @alipanroosendaal9503 Před rokem +62

      Spot on comment, though, because that is all Spain's entry had to offer: Titillation for the mid-life-crisis brigade.

    • @PossibleBat
      @PossibleBat Před rokem +107

      @@alipanroosendaal9503 bitter commentary lmao Chanel knows how to dance and sing at the same time, incredible choreography and performance lol

    • @aekelly
      @aekelly Před rokem +14

      @@PossibleBat it wasn't about her singing, or dancing. Lol!

    • @alipanroosendaal9503
      @alipanroosendaal9503 Před rokem +19

      @@PossibleBat She can perform, but, to what end? Purely to be objectified by men. This shows (for me) a lack of self-respect, an unawareness of, or a snub to, female emancipation, and a re-enforcing of misogyny and sexism in the culture.

    • @fredh1720
      @fredh1720 Před rokem +95

      @@alipanroosendaal9503 You're implying that objectification by men is her own fault. She is perfectly entitled to do whatever she wants and look amazing doing it. Was the guy from the Rasmus asking for objectification by women by not wearing a shirt?

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 Před rokem +447

    "In space no one can hear you scream at your hairdresser" that one was the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @reahutargaryen1573
    @reahutargaryen1573 Před rokem +1620

    "someone at the BBC is getting nervous" - 3:55
    At least someone in UK is happy they didn't win 🤣

    • @SpicyYT
      @SpicyYT Před rokem +164

      Funny thing is that the BBC will likely still host next year

    • @SpicyYT
      @SpicyYT Před rokem +136

      @@oqeufh yeah he said that he wants it in Mariupol, but have you seen the state that city is in? I think they should think about spending money on rebuilding the new Ukraine and not Eurovision lmao.
      They also need to provide accomodation to thousands of people like delegation members, artists, press, crew and staff. And need an arena to perform the show in. + infrastructure, I’m all for Ukraine to host but I don’t think logistically it’s possible since it takes almost a full year to plan and execute. I guess only time will tell :)

    • @williamchapple8886
      @williamchapple8886 Před rokem +13

      At the end he said we get all the glory with none of the expense

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf Před rokem +17

      @@oqeufh the Ukrainian president is having a laugh if he honestly thinks he should be focusing on rebuilding a stadium before securing his citizens needs
      If ukraine even exists by this time next year anyway

    • @GroovyGays
      @GroovyGays Před rokem +2

      They should really make it so one if the big 5 or second place (uk) host it

  • @LenkaHatakeRAWR
    @LenkaHatakeRAWR Před rokem +355

    "They're performing in masks and anonymously" gets me every time 😂

  • @hotwasabi_
    @hotwasabi_ Před rokem +462

    one of my faves which isn’t here was when about halfway through the show the female presenter said “we have made it to the grand final of eurovision 2022” and graham was like “did someone just tell her” LMAOOO

  • @aleksandra-dianadovzan199
    @aleksandra-dianadovzan199 Před 11 měsíci +78

    somehow the best part of this is how many jokes Graham made about the UK being relieved that they don't have to host - only to end up hosting anyways

  • @BrandonBriers
    @BrandonBriers Před rokem +1001

    I loved his comment after Norway's performance "You've just heard the word 'Yum' 90 times!"

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 Před rokem +596

    LOL when Graham thought Laura was finished and she wasn't xD "I'm scared to say anything and she'll start again" hahahah

  • @williamchapple8886
    @williamchapple8886 Před rokem +1773

    He gets the balance right on every comment and is always hilarious, he's the perfect commentator for the contest

  • @samraymond4464
    @samraymond4464 Před 11 měsíci +45

    "Probably some relieved people at the BBC" - Famous last words spoken by Graham Norton...

  • @JudgeHill
    @JudgeHill Před rokem +745

    If you don’t get the “I’m sending a letter to Daddy” reference, it’s because she looks like Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane and that was her signature song, sung in a similar dress. Graham Norton is very witty.

    • @oekmama
      @oekmama Před rokem

      😂thanks!

    • @sparklemotion8377
      @sparklemotion8377 Před rokem +3

      That was my favorite line

    • @JudgeHill
      @JudgeHill Před rokem

      @@sparklemotion8377 With a name like Sparkle Magic, I’m not at all surprised. 😀

    • @sparklemotion8377
      @sparklemotion8377 Před rokem +3

      @@JudgeHill Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparke Motion😞

    • @JudgeHill
      @JudgeHill Před rokem

      @@sparklemotion8377 Oh you’re right, I didn’t get the quote exactly right.😀. Well, you’re there in spirit, I’m sure.

  • @alexoakden9016
    @alexoakden9016 Před rokem +213

    "Someone's getting nervous at the BBC" had me dead😂

  • @alfieayling3812
    @alfieayling3812 Před rokem +257

    my favourite one was when one of the jury votes was being announced and the speaker was taking ages and graham said “come on it’s not a TED talk”

  • @hanasan4845
    @hanasan4845 Před 11 měsíci +21

    „What? We're going to have to host?“ hits different watching it now

  • @vermilliongecko
    @vermilliongecko Před rokem +226

    I remember one year, we were hoping for some points from Malta. As the Maltese delegate cast her votes, it became clear they'd given us nothing. Graham said 'Oh okay, I'll say it now - HIDEOUS FROCK'

    • @ninab.4540
      @ninab.4540 Před 11 měsíci +4

      If Malta qualifies only old people watch. They don't qualify, young people watch.

  • @PaperAeroplaneGirl7
    @PaperAeroplaneGirl7 Před rokem +330

    It's not in here but one of my favourites from the jury voting was, "In the past we could have only dreamt of 3, but now it's a disappointment. How quickly we forget!"

  • @zoskaa321
    @zoskaa321 Před 11 měsíci +7

    "It looked a bit dodgy there for a minute, what we're going to have to host?!"
    Famous last words

  • @belgimenez
    @belgimenez Před rokem +30

    “and how confident are they…performing AND hosting a bbq at the same time”

  • @certainperson9869
    @certainperson9869 Před rokem +209

    " the hotel looks a lot nicer from the air", lol

  • @timecrayon
    @timecrayon Před 11 měsíci +14

    "someone in the bbc is getting nervous" is so much better in retrospect

  • @lorofcb3
    @lorofcb3 Před rokem +107

    France finishes: and now follows a human sacrifice 😂

  • @crazychickenakame
    @crazychickenakame Před rokem +891

    I never heard of this guy before, but he is a million times funnier than the German on. I'm considering watching next year the British broadcast just for him

    • @hotwasabi_
      @hotwasabi_ Před rokem +250

      oh you absolutely should. most of us in britain only watch eurovision for his commentary.

    • @RedDevil_Joe
      @RedDevil_Joe Před rokem +121

      You’ve never seen any clips of celebrities on the Graham Norton Show? There’s some iconic moments look it up 👍

    • @crazychickenakame
      @crazychickenakame Před rokem +20

      @@RedDevil_Joe now I'm intrigued 🤔

    • @RedDevil_Joe
      @RedDevil_Joe Před rokem +61

      @@crazychickenakame start with Greg Davies’ story with Ryan Golsing losing it 👍

    • @queeny5613
      @queeny5613 Před rokem +3

      Yeah I just watch for the commenrary

  • @fn3967
    @fn3967 Před rokem +1214

    I'm surprised how calm and unimpressed he seems to be despite the fact the UK won the jury vote and placed 2nd overall. I remember back in 2010 when Lena won, the German commentator was freaking out more and more with every high points that were flying in XD

    • @Dianuxkasfenix
      @Dianuxkasfenix Před rokem +164

      Indeed. In 2017 when Portugal won both commentators lost their shit. One was kinda in denial and the other one was screaming at him that we had won. So Chaotic.

    • @dragonfly9821
      @dragonfly9821 Před rokem +412

      It's Graham. Graham doesn't care. He is there because people love it when he makes fun of everyone.

    • @PinkkElephantt
      @PinkkElephantt Před rokem +326

      @@dragonfly9821 British dry humor. I enjoy the fact that he kept it cool. To be fair, he _was_ getting excited.

    • @donalmcevoy6441
      @donalmcevoy6441 Před rokem +221

      @@dragonfly9821 also helps that he’s Irish and has no actual stake in the English performers lol

    • @ohh4643
      @ohh4643 Před rokem +52

      @@donalmcevoy6441 yeah and that and it was pretty given the vote would go to Ukraine

  • @louise8929
    @louise8929 Před rokem +155

    one of my favourite one-liners from graham is from last year's show, "we've got some amazing singers tonight, and well, some, some as flat as holland"

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 Před rokem +510

    the best part about Euro Vision is Graham Norton's increasingly drunk commentary - and now with this compilation I don't even have to drudge through the show!

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu Před rokem +12

      So it is true that he goes to the commentators box with a bottle of Scotch?

    • @vertigo10yearsago25
      @vertigo10yearsago25 Před rokem +20

      @@Pikkabuu if it is then that makes it 10x better

    • @mysticgirl916
      @mysticgirl916 Před 3 měsíci +1

      When Graham took over as UK commentator, Terry Wogan gave him a sage piece of advice: don't start drinking until the 9th song. So ever since Terry's death in 2016, Graham proposes a toast during the postcard intro for the 9th song in the final

  • @lauravision2791
    @lauravision2791 Před rokem +54

    “He’s mad about equality” 😂

  • @SacClass650
    @SacClass650 Před rokem +140

    "I'm sending a letter to Daddy" 😄😄

    • @ddjr6673
      @ddjr6673 Před rokem

      @Writing me too!!!

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před rokem +2

      The dress certainly did have those "Baby Jane" vibes. A classic camp reference :-D

    • @madabbafan
      @madabbafan Před rokem +2

      I was tyink8ng the twins from the film of The Shining

  • @MrsGreenSock
    @MrsGreenSock Před rokem +185

    This felt like his Drag Race judging at times and I LOVED IT

  • @MartychM
    @MartychM Před rokem +300

    1:44 lol 🤣 "Put down the phone, grandad!", his whole commentary about Spain is funny, Chanel ended up wearing less by the end of that amazing performance!

  • @belodie
    @belodie Před 11 měsíci +7

    ""We're going to have to host?""
    And then we did.

  • @lvmln7843
    @lvmln7843 Před rokem +527

    you know what, im jealous of people from english speaking countries who can watch Eurovision without their commentator having to be both a bad translator and a bad commentator :/ like if you think the italian gesture thing was bad imagine watching it with some unfunny Polish guy trying to translate what's going on as the bit goes on on top of it. absolutely imcomprehensible

    • @Lena-pw4zk
      @Lena-pw4zk Před rokem +42

      I'm from Germany and I watch the bbc version each year because the German comentator sucks. Graham commentary is well worth the buffering and overrun server issues

    • @MS-bk7lv
      @MS-bk7lv Před rokem +68

      That's why the swedish commentary is great, he rarley translates anything because most swedes understand english very well, and he's also nearly as sarcastic as Graham Norton in his comments lol

    • @Wolfgrand
      @Wolfgrand Před rokem +14

      Aye m8 I wish I watched it on BBC, but turned into TVP for my mum.. The fecker didn't even notice the "Holland/Poland" mistake and just kept talking his own shit instead of translating. He is a good host for morning shows, but keep him away from Eurovision.

    • @greenie15
      @greenie15 Před rokem +1

      @@MS-bk7lv yesss

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 Před rokem +8

      @@MS-bk7lv Yeah Edvard is great. Literally the reason to watch it. It just wasn't the same when Sweden was hosting and he couldn't be there to do the commentary because he was involved with producing the show, including writing the script. But it was back on form this year! What a legend. I won'tssay he's as sarcastic as Graham, nor as dry, but he's definitely witty and fun

  • @sandraallen8832
    @sandraallen8832 Před rokem +36

    The little giggle he does when he first sees the woman in space 😂

    • @williamchapple8886
      @williamchapple8886 Před rokem

      I love you can tell how drunk he was at that point just by the laugh

  • @hammersmikey1739
    @hammersmikey1739 Před rokem +91

    "She's got her shopping in the shoulder" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wohdinhel
    @wohdinhel Před rokem +15

    “I think that’s what you call… sexy” *VIOLENT SQUIRREL NOISES*

  • @that_child2292
    @that_child2292 Před rokem +60

    Another one that isn’t here is he was going on about Marius Bear, and the shot cut to some big guys in the audience and Graham said something like “there’s some more bears there too”

  • @ohnoSoHo
    @ohnoSoHo Před 11 měsíci +5

    "probably some relieved people at the bbc... 'what we're going to have to host?'"
    graham sweetheart you had no clue

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed Před rokem +62

    "There now follows a human sacrifice."
    Deadpan 😙👌

  • @ElloLoJo
    @ElloLoJo Před rokem +75

    “Iss me, I have the puffy nose” is the funniest thing an ESC host has ever said

  • @mendelynn
    @mendelynn Před rokem +56

    As a German, I feel robbed of Graham's moderation every year.

  • @Aaron_Sievers
    @Aaron_Sievers Před 11 měsíci +4

    „He‘s mad about equality“ 😂😂😂

  • @LayllasLocker
    @LayllasLocker Před rokem +48

    UK may get low points in ESC, but they win every year by having Graham commentating on the show.

  • @James0507
    @James0507 Před rokem +11

    “Probably some relieved people back at the BBC. It looked a bit dodgy there for a minute. What, we’re going to have to host?!”
    Graham may have spoken too soon.

  • @shoyomakesstuff
    @shoyomakesstuff Před 11 měsíci +3

    the relief at the end when he realised he didn't have to host... and then he did anyways

  • @severiinliiv7652
    @severiinliiv7652 Před rokem +9

    “what, we’re going to have to host?! 😃” 🤣🤣

  • @lukacsmarcellkiss
    @lukacsmarcellkiss Před rokem +13

    "they performing and Hosting a barbecue at the same time"😂🤣

  • @NekoHibaCosplay
    @NekoHibaCosplay Před rokem +176

    Italian here, I'll explain the joke at 1:23
    That gesture is called "Pucciare/Inzuppare il biscotto" (soaking the biscuit, like i.e. in milk during breakfast) and is an innuendo for "having sex", that's why Pausini and Cattellan stopped Mika 😂
    If Graham knew too, he would had spit fire comment on that
    I'm still wondering how Mika knew that, I mean he lived in Italy for quite some time since he's been a judge on X-Factory Italy for a few seasons, but the fact that he actually studied Italy gestures, even the more ambiguous ones, is a thought that makes me burst me in laugh every time

    • @emeraldsroses0524
      @emeraldsroses0524 Před rokem +4

      Didn’t he also grow up in Italy for a few years when he was younger? That may explain the hand gestures.

    • @NekoHibaCosplay
      @NekoHibaCosplay Před rokem +23

      ​@@emeraldsroses0524 no, Mika lived in Paris and London for most of his youth, he started living in Italy when he was chosen to be a mentor on X-Factor at least since 2013, he still own an house in Tuscany but as far as I know he still resides in London most of the time when he's not on tour or working around the world.
      Yes, I know that actually my comment is incorrect, he had all the time to learn to gesticulate, I was just being sarcastic 🤣and he also speaks perfect Italian tbh

    • @emeraldsroses0524
      @emeraldsroses0524 Před rokem +4

      @@NekoHibaCosplay thanks for this. And I find his Italian to be impeccable.

    • @J.o.s.h.u.a.
      @J.o.s.h.u.a. Před rokem +1

      Io onestamente sono rimasto un po' confuso perché quel gesto non l'ho mai visto. L'ho capito solo dalla reazione scioccata della Pausini che si riferiva all'espressione "pucciare il biscotto"...

    • @monicaferrari7139
      @monicaferrari7139 Před rokem +15

      @@J.o.s.h.u.a.I have never seen that gesture either and I'm from Milan. It will be typical of Southern Italy.
      Mika, on the other hand, knows all Italian gestures, from the Alps to the Mediterranean Sea😂

  • @lostlollipop
    @lostlollipop Před rokem +330

    Thanks so very much for making this! People were talking too loudly at the Eurovision party I was at so I missed some of this hilarious Graham content.

  • @MDZS101
    @MDZS101 Před rokem +48

    Graham Norton is truly one of the best things about Eurovision. Without him I’d barely be concentrating!

  • @echtblikbonen
    @echtblikbonen Před rokem +96

    I'm convinced he does this with wine

  • @Deedee-ee1sg
    @Deedee-ee1sg Před rokem +86

    The presenters banter between them all is usually excruciating, but it's all part of the fun of EUROVISION!
    Graham Norton is always brilliant with his quips and one-liners! This years show was FABULOUS!! Watching the scoreboard and the UK getting to 2nd place was wonderful!!

  • @sash_iii
    @sash_iii Před 11 měsíci +8

    the IRONY of the last line 😭

  • @elenalune6839
    @elenalune6839 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Coming from the future .
    Considering that ESC 2023 is hosted by BBC in Liverpool, the last one-liner is so much funnier to hear now.

  • @jet687
    @jet687 Před rokem +34

    Hahaha! The last part was funny. From not giving a shit to "now we have to pay for the whole thing?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @danzafrir2900
    @danzafrir2900 Před 11 měsíci +28

    Graham Norton is an absolute LEGEND. Hope he keeps his snark as host this year!

  • @ariccua6101
    @ariccua6101 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I know he co-hosted this year, but we want one for 2023!

  • @mattsmurfy
    @mattsmurfy Před rokem +22

    "ooooh dearrr" at 3:33 absolutely killed me hahaha!

    • @Dlipton01
      @Dlipton01 Před rokem +1

      I mean, it really was a rather disappointing bulge 😉

    • @kaleidoscopic_star
      @kaleidoscopic_star Před rokem +1

      And then "I don't what they're paying him, but it's not enough" 😭🤣

  • @sdeclermont
    @sdeclermont Před rokem +61

    i need more of Graham's commentary, i mean i need it all

  • @veesvoyages
    @veesvoyages Před 8 měsíci +3

    Eurovision wouldn't be the same without Graham's commentary😆

  • @Anonymouse85
    @Anonymouse85 Před rokem +114

    Graham is such a treasure, I don't live in the UK but always turn to the BBC whenever this sham of a show is on, solely for Graham's snarky comments. He's the best!

  • @karlJCompton
    @karlJCompton Před rokem +12

    What I love the most is reading the comments from people outside of the UK who enjoy grahams comments. I hope people don’t get offended by them as to a non native English speaker, he may sound rude but it is just simply British humour.

  • @canny_linguist
    @canny_linguist Před rokem +21

    "She's got her shopping in that shoulder" 😂

  • @andrewjsmith4585
    @andrewjsmith4585 Před rokem +21

    I'd be the first to put my hand up - I reckoned no one could beat Terry. I was so wrong. Norton's brilliant. He really gets Eurovision. Long may he reign.

  • @TheGreatCalsby
    @TheGreatCalsby Před rokem +19

    Graham Norton captures the British public perception of Eurovision perfectly. We love it - we just also expect the worst.

  • @LaurenandtheCrew
    @LaurenandtheCrew Před rokem +17

    "But down the phone Grandad!" After Spain's performance had me HOWLING 🤣🤣

  • @lilymccarthy5447
    @lilymccarthy5447 Před 11 měsíci +8

    One of my favourite one-liners was from a performance where 2 men were running in gerbil wheels and after the performance, Graham Norton said, "proving just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard Před 11 měsíci +3

    Petition to have the British Eurovision coverage broadcast for all of Europe

    • @WhyamIhere319
      @WhyamIhere319 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I’d trade my country’s boring commentator for Graham Norton in a heartbeat :( the UK is so lucky

  • @shonashow
    @shonashow Před rokem +58

    One thing I miss about living in England is Graham Norton's commentary

  • @tonyenkiducx
    @tonyenkiducx Před 11 měsíci +5

    "What we're going to have to host?" That did not age well...

  • @JasperCasper24
    @JasperCasper24 Před rokem +10

    the toilet paper still cracks me up

  • @katielouisewilkinson2152
    @katielouisewilkinson2152 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Someone at the BBC is getting very nervous 😂

  • @xl3monsx
    @xl3monsx Před rokem +8

    "this is holland"
    "nO iTs nOt..iTs PoLaNd"
    "this is POLAND"
    made me laugh XD

  • @OliverDobbs
    @OliverDobbs Před 11 měsíci +4

    “What, we’re going to have to host?” ☠️

  • @emeraldsroses0524
    @emeraldsroses0524 Před rokem +39

    I live in The Netherlands, but have been watching ESC on the BBC for as long as I can remember back in the days of Terry Wogan (“floozy in the jacuzzi” is one of the most memorable quotes from him) and I still watch it now for Graham’s commentary. I will cry if the BBC is ever taken off of my digital provider. I have to miss the semis on BBC 3 because they stopped the contract with them.

    • @kyrla
      @kyrla Před rokem

      Luckily(?) Graham Norton only does the final, not the semifinals

    • @marks.6480
      @marks.6480 Před rokem +1

      ??? AFAIK "Floozy in the Jacuzzi" is a statue/fountain in Birmingham featuring a naked lady (the floozy) in a water basin (the jacuzzi).

    • @emeraldsroses0524
      @emeraldsroses0524 Před rokem +1

      @@marks.6480 I thought it was one in Dublin

    • @marks.6480
      @marks.6480 Před rokem +4

      @@emeraldsroses0524 Nope. It was reopened after renovations earlier this week and i saw that on BBC TV.
      UPDATE: actually, the same moniker is also used for a statue in Dublin. So we are both right.

  • @Someone-tf1tk
    @Someone-tf1tk Před 11 měsíci +6

    The shirt shortage of 2022 was the funniest shit ever, change my mind

  • @fezmaan
    @fezmaan Před 11 měsíci +3

    That last comment aged fantastically

  • @joost00555
    @joost00555 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Famous last words

  • @Domihork
    @Domihork Před 11 měsíci +2

    The end of this video aged so perfectly :D

  • @juliettesirkis
    @juliettesirkis Před rokem +74

    Thank you so much for uploading this. It's the only way I can hear Graham's commentary and I always look forward to that.

  • @bigpigeon2002
    @bigpigeon2002 Před 11 měsíci +3

    As a Brit, "Someone at the BBC is getting nervous." Made me loose my shit.

  • @sileylav
    @sileylav Před rokem +5

    "It was looking a bit dodgy there for a minute... wait we're gonna have to HOST!?" umm... yeah you are

  • @juliaekeklint2428
    @juliaekeklint2428 Před 11 měsíci +3

    "We are gonna have to host?" at the end is the best irony in the world

  • @abrielrobertsson4160
    @abrielrobertsson4160 Před rokem +38

    Lol he did jinx it for Marius.

    • @KD_Oliveira
      @KD_Oliveira Před rokem +10

      A tip for next year contestants: stay away from black leather jackets 🧥🚫

  • @leseuletuniqueufcassesilte5700
    @leseuletuniqueufcassesilte5700 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "What, we're going to have to host?" yep.

  • @hamilin7809
    @hamilin7809 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "what we goint to have to host?" yes

  • @mothturtle7897
    @mothturtle7897 Před rokem +13

    If we ever end up hosting again, I hope we won't lose out on Graham's commentary!

    • @jamesmt142
      @jamesmt142 Před rokem +3

      It's been confirmed this week that we won't - Graham's said on This Morning that he still wants to commentate, not present.

  • @cherrytomaatje
    @cherrytomaatje Před rokem +72

    Thank you for making this compilation! I was looking for this - love Graham with his colorful commentary

  • @djddog5_hiphoptappjazzclub42

    Thank you SO much for posting this.

  • @oekmama
    @oekmama Před rokem +61

    I‘d love to watch a final with Graham Norton, but the German commentator Peter Urban is just as knowledgeable and cheeky, so I always end up sticking with his commentary. Thanks for posting this though, it absolutely hit the spot!😂🤣

    • @peterschnider217
      @peterschnider217 Před rokem +8

      Me (Swiss):
      Live with ORF (Austria)
      The day after with ARD (Germany)
      In the following week with Graham

  • @evasuijker11
    @evasuijker11 Před rokem +15

    Thanks for putting this together! I wish I could've watched this version of Eurovision :'D

  • @kittypaws1231
    @kittypaws1231 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The "oh dear" was genuine trust me