@@username172 Nah, it needs to be shorter. If you get too tall, you start falling out of that stereotypical "hot guy height" that sits between 6'4" and 6'6"
Craig became a stand up comedian and he was taking about this show on one of his routines and he originally chose the money, but the producers talked to him and convinced him to do the second date 😂😩
I'm glad I wasn't old enough to date in the early 2000s dude cuz I could not handle all the big ass polo shirts and spiky hair guys were always wearing
She's the girl in eight grade who raises her hand and starts to say "uHmm aCtualLy..." mid lesson, and everyone but her can tell how annoyed she makes the teacher
I remember this show. It's so weird looking back. Also that dude was definitely thinking about taking the $82. He was weighing in his head whether he wanted to get pegged that night or go buy Fallout 3 and some Monster energy drinks. Imagine being ghosted to your face over $82.
I was curious about that, because I missed the show when it aired but am I crazy or is that like no money? Hell, I live in the basement with my parents and I'd still give up $82 just to be *polite.* Anything less than like $1k seems like pathetically little for a TV show; did the show's entire budget go into that bus?
she strikes me as the kind of girl that would light a cigarette in your car without asking and then when you politely ask her to put it out she says "oh okay" and then doesn't talk to you for the rest of the night
Her: "He needs to take that attitude back to the fourth grade" "His temper tantrum earned him a nappy" Also her: *ball playfully thrown a foot behind her* "DID YOU JUST THROW THAT AT ME?! I COULD NEVER SEE MYSELF WITH YOU"
@@sethmp333 she nexted him for no reason, but his reaction really was out of line. If that happened to me I would've been pissed but I wouldn't have pushed the trike all angry and yelled "IDIDNEVENDOANYTHING"
@@sethmp333 I'm sorry to tell you. Emotional maturity means not doing that. You can get angry, yell, scream, and cry, but there's a time and place. Regardless of how frustrated he may have been. Think about how childish it made him look, if he took it on the chin and then yelled when he got home, people would've been impressed
@@raneembasheer 5"8 is not tall...its...meeh height.youre not the shortest around though youre definately not tall enough to even proclaim that you're tall
that whole bit about the 'i didn't do anything' ball throwing... i was literally in tears when you said throw it back at me... never has a youtube video made me cry with laughter lool 1010
When I saw them sit on the bed and she asked if he wanted to keep the money I had a “that’s so raven moment” where I connected the two and I was like oh shit thats my man Craig
There are only two possible scenarios there: 1. They told him to say something ridiculous and this is all he could come up with or 2. They told him to say something witty and this is all he could come up with
Noel's height: 5'8
Noel's heart: 6'0
Noel's voice: 6'5
noel's personality: 7'0
potao beer that’s bad
@@jango3014 12.8 nanometers
@@aldobernaltvbernal8745 omg is that why theyre called tiny meat gang?! Jk lol
@@username172 Nah, it needs to be shorter. If you get too tall, you start falling out of that stereotypical "hot guy height" that sits between 6'4" and 6'6"
shes actually the girl who took the fun out of everything in middle school that no one wanted to hang out with
Meredith Murphy she was the type of person that says everything is inappropriate
Nobody:
Her: "Omg stop, that's awful.... you shouldn't do that.... so inappropriate"
But she can find fun in any situation
Shes the girl who is at a slumber party and she makes everyone go to bed at 7:30 on a Friday.
Meredith Murphy “eXcUsE mE SiR, YoU fOrgOt tHe HomEwoRk!!”
*i reallyyy wish all of the guys after the first were shorter than him*
They're all 4'11" and she's just grinding her teeth the whole episode wishing she had picked the first guy.
Each guy shorter than the last lmao
@@ArtisticallySpoken it’s like these Chinese dolls where they keep getting shorter and shorter the more you open them
That would have been incredible 😆
@@jamesvangoethem5738 you mean the Russian dolls?
in the 2000s everyone either looked 16 or 36 I swear
lmao
"I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING" had me crying
*HIT ME BACK IM SORRY*
GOSH
YOOO SAMMEE IM DYING XD
@@lauren4615 xDDDD
why the fuck does he cry so well
"My mom says I'm attractive"
*_"your mother lied"_*
tulipz Craig is hard as fuck, he doesn’t give a shit
Brutal man
Shouldve said "yeah she called me attractive too"
Craig became a stand up comedian and he was taking about this show on one of his routines and he originally chose the money, but the producers talked to him and convinced him to do the second date 😂😩
pls drop that rutine
@@bts__army4071 this guy is hilarious
Oh no 😂😂😂😂
They didn’t have $82 they weren’t expecting someone to spend that much time with her
Thats wild lmao
I'm glad I wasn't old enough to date in the early 2000s dude cuz I could not handle all the big ass polo shirts and spiky hair guys were always wearing
Trust me, it was a dark time!!
I hated the spiky hair on guys. I was only a kid back then, but I was very aware of the bad fashion.
on god
Bro I wasn't old enough to _have_ a fashion sense in the early 2000's, and I'm totally fine with that.
I wasnt old enough to go to school in the 2000’s
"I'm Craig, I'm 20, and I'm so excited I'm gonna pee my pants."
That's a mood
Avian Lord
Why do I feel like this is something Michael Scott from The Office would say?😂😂😂
That's a very smosh line
Vine energy
Y'all need to check out this fool's stand up game. shit is fire
Little known fact: Craig actually performs stand up comedy now (his name is craig conant)
Noel Miller, 16.5 y/o
• *lawn mower sound*
• 4'11
• best friends with a 83 y/o man
this is funny i just wanted your comment to have 200 likes
Rowan Six goddamn it 😂
💀💀
4’11? I was thinking more like 4’8 on a good day
I wheezed at the last one.
"They look the same, they look related... they look like a lesbian couple"
it hurts because he's right
She is definitely going to be a I want your manager woman in the future
Inside the furniture
A ''karen''
She is already in the future man. This has to be like 2002 or something
Fallen soul nah more like 2006 or 2007
She is probably That now. The was filmed over a decade ago 😂
When she Nexted him for being too short.
Noel:
Laughing on the outside
Crying on the inside
Licensed dwarf
licensed short king 🤴
Sup Jimin
I would have Liked this comment, but the likes def should stay at 666
Crying on the inside, crying on the outside*
I don’t think attractive people existed in 2005 bruh the whole U.S. had an awkward phase from like 2003-2008
PsychTripper why am I still in that awkward phase? 😤
"The Post 9/11 Awkward Phase"
nah you shoulda seen gerard way buddy
Ugh, thanks obama
@Mihiret Burt lmaoooo
'i like a guy who's a little more in touch with his feminine side' she wants her mans to _give birth_ 😳😳
Mpreg=best fetish
What is mpreg .............nevermind googled it :-\
@@kaivallyaamujumdar5908 that won't leave your mind for quite a while goodluck
She wants a woman
Yeah I think so she already had him practicing on his first date.
“i don’t know 82 dollars can buy me a lot blazers at goodwill” what a sentence
this is me now
Oh here we go again with Mr. Struggle
sofia hernandez first guy struggling with his height
💀💀😂😂
Frosty Vader u
😂😂😂
@@aydenhappy6415 HE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
That emo guy had more game than all of them and they were still making fun of him lmao
Amber Ashley the Virgin “chads” vs the emo boy
The virgin “chad” vs the Chad’s Chad
The emo guy was the only somewhat attractive one lmao and he was funny
the emo turned into a vagina because he was so desperate...simp
Virgin chad vs chad virgin
She is like the most textbook "quirky girl" I've ever seen. "I'm silly." and she gets offended when the dude throws a small foam ball at her.
She's the girl in eight grade who raises her hand and starts to say "uHmm aCtualLy..." mid lesson, and everyone but her can tell how annoyed she makes the teacher
Exactly lol
when he got rejected because he was short noel *felt that*
danielle depa stop posting comments on CZcams and let me see my son
@@drodriguez3293 LMAO
wayment
I did too
danielle depa 5’8” is not short
When Sean got rejected for not being tall enough... Noel and Cody felt that🤧
Thanks for the support.
shout out to my short kings
Being a shorty is actually and advantage because if you're with someone, you know they staying with you for your feelings
@@rdzr1kinpin yeah keep telling yourself that frodo
bruh this man said hello and she next-ed him. i-
I remember this show. It's so weird looking back.
Also that dude was definitely thinking about taking the $82. He was weighing in his head whether he wanted to get pegged that night or go buy Fallout 3 and some Monster energy drinks. Imagine being ghosted to your face over $82.
He did take it tho if i remember right
I was curious about that, because I missed the show when it aired but am I crazy or is that like no money? Hell, I live in the basement with my parents and I'd still give up $82 just to be *polite.* Anything less than like $1k seems like pathetically little for a TV show; did the show's entire budget go into that bus?
she strikes me as the kind of girl that would light a cigarette in your car without asking and then when you politely ask her to put it out she says "oh okay" and then doesn't talk to you for the rest of the night
noel’s channel is slowly just gonna become a safe space for short people who’ve been bullied for their height
Fiona S and i’m here for that
And the only space were is allowed to treat tall people like freaks, social outcasts, and circus side shows 😂
Tumblr is a safe space for for people, Noel's gaming Channel is a safe space for short people
as if it wasnt that already
Fiona S lol I’m tall but yes
The early 2000's were an unfortunate time for everyone.
The early 2000s were America's fashion peak
@@spiralice no
@¡ wigless demon ! maybe
angel rafael woosh
what a loveably obnoxious era
"I'm Craig, I'm 20, and I'm so excited I'm gonna pee my pants"
yeah, girls love that.
lmao
@Alec 😳
14:06 Noel really gonna just ignore the fact that it said “self-proclaimed chubby chaser”
Just saying every time Noel laughs or stops talking sounds like he’s waiting for Cody to say his line
Lmao so true
EXACTLY dhdisjsjsj
I feel like Cody and Noel are each kinda funny individually, but together they're hilarious
fuck I can't unsee it now 😂
I didn't realize this till I read this comment and it's so true
Cashier: so the total is 10.67
Brittany: did you just charge me money???? NEXT
Alli D me
Alli D LOL
*"HIT ME BACK, I'M SORRY!!"*
When you hit your sibling and they start crying:
When she said next to the guy because he wasn’t tall enough Noel was TRIGGERED. Poor man was having war flashbacks
That guy said that he was gonna pee his pants and the only thing Noel commented on was the fact that he looked younger than he was.
kinky
he also said he wears his sisters jeans
he also said he wasnt sure if he peed his pants or his water broke lol. that dude definetly got some piss kink shit going on
i was very disturbed that
im tired I’m so glad someone else noticed that
Bro why are all 5 of them just the 5 stages of grief?
i peed myself
Lil Dental Insurance
Are you excited?
@@jonandsn ye
Lmfaoooooo
I can't like your comment
The longhaired dude is comedian Craig Conant, he went on to get fired from Trader Joe's after farting on his manager.
Fuckin legend
Absolute madlad, Ill drink to that
Bruh it just clicked. Craig, the emo dude is Craig Conant, the comedian. He’s funny as hell too. Now I know why he got game
the Early 2000s MTV shows were confusing as hell but so iconic.
As a tween I learned most of my English from shows like this. MTV over here only subbed them. It was a weird time.
Facts.
room raiders was mad weird!
@@rowansix7158 holy shit I forgot all about room raiders. What they fuck were they thinking?
@Tim Evans I wasn't just talking about this show. Mainly just this whole era of MTV from 2000 until 2010.
noel hysterically screaming "i didn't do anything" fucking had me laughing till i almost threw up
TRBL
HIT ME BACK IM SOORRRYYYY!!!
I was on my lunch at work and he said that while I was drinking water and I swear I almost spit out my drink onto my work computer
It sounded so genuine too
Absolutely cracked me up
I was in the library and for the life of me had to keep myself quiet 😭😭
I’m dead💀 when he turned around and impersonated the girl after the second guy, that was too funny
I swear all those guys were the same height
When he was screaming “ I didn’t do anything” that sounds like me before I got my ass beat as a kid 😂😂
Me: Oh other people liked this. I'm not alone. ... Wait, 193 people got their ass beat for no reason? ;-;
@@rayjay1543 1100* glad to see I wasn't alone 🤣
....”GAWD”
Bruh as soon as you said that, it would only be worse. Then yo mom realizes it wasn't you and the other sibling gets it so much easier
NOELS IMPERSONATION WAS SOOOO FUNNY THOUGH
how much you wanna bet she got a live laugh love sign in her room?
Kurt Cobain The Basketball Player ffs 😂😂 I love how that’s a meme
Kurt Cobain The Basketball Player fell out my chair laughing brother
SIS 1.2 K BRUH WHAT
Love your avi mate
Kurt Cobain The Basketball Player She has one on every wall.
Shaun: breathes
Her: YoUr’E nOt TaLl EnOuGh
Her: "He needs to take that attitude back to the fourth grade" "His temper tantrum earned him a nappy"
Also her: *ball playfully thrown a foot behind her* "DID YOU JUST THROW THAT AT ME?! I COULD NEVER SEE MYSELF WITH YOU"
the fact that they went to a furniture store on the first date is what made them true lesbians
shannon white bahahaha true
damn i thought this exact thing lmfao
truuuuu
I'm Craig, I'm 20, and im so excited im gonna pee my pants
Nat King Kong my heart can’t handle this shit anymore 😂😂😂
I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never learned how to fucking read
I am Craig
but are you truly greg?
I'm Craig, I'm 13, I'm a student and I don't have any idea why I'm here.
noel laughing at his own joke for like a minute is gold
Lmfao this girls first date ideas are doing a tricycle race, a birthing thing, and going to a furniture store😭 I would have taken the $82.
When they kept introducing themselves I kept hearing “my name is Jared I’m 19 and I never learned how to read”
the thing is, they all look like theyre actually named jared
If someone has to tell you they’re chill or that they’re a fun person, they’re probably not
true
It's like saying "bro, I'm so humble. Like you wouldn't believe it man. I'm so humble, I'm being humble about how humble I am."
Regular Username My friend makes that jokes all the time, he calls me humble then just says that nobody is as humble as him
Alex Sipher N E X T
I also like, "I'm SuCh An EmPaTh"
“I give him 8. He’s a little taller than you”😂😂😂 come on that was funny
"the liberal wet dream" had me crying 🤣
☠️☠️
tbh power move. he just introduces himself and she says gtfo gremlin. absolute legend
molly when was that?
why was this so funny to read
Schlobungus B f
ripping legend
The early 2000s were an awkward time for humanity
@@Unizuka absolutely fucking not
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *_no_*
Awkward to be recorded probably
No shame for the 2000s. It was actually a very boring period.
noel passive aggressively going in on her after the short joke lol
I can't stop replaying Noel's "crying"
girl: i like a silly guy
guy: *is joking around and throws a ball at her*’
girl: nExT
She was right tho
If u have to SAY “I’m fun, I’m this, I’m that”. You’re not
@@homeskillet7423 wrong, they were riding TRICYCLES, and she was talking about how she needed a silly person to be with.
@@sethmp333 she nexted him for no reason, but his reaction really was out of line. If that happened to me I would've been pissed but I wouldn't have pushed the trike all angry and yelled "IDIDNEVENDOANYTHING"
@@sethmp333 I'm sorry to tell you. Emotional maturity means not doing that. You can get angry, yell, scream, and cry, but there's a time and place. Regardless of how frustrated he may have been. Think about how childish it made him look, if he took it on the chin and then yelled when he got home, people would've been impressed
When she instantly nexted that guy for being too short, that hit Noel HARD 😂 he looked genuinely hurt by it
"This fool likes to get pegged"
im 5' so anything above 5'2 is tall as hell, wtf kinda giants do these people want
pegsies Yeah I wouldn’t have a problem with dating a guy shorter than me. Height’s just a bonus. These people are weird
Same. I'm 5'3" and I swear I'll need a height limit cause I don't wanna have to pull my man down to kiss me
I’m 5”4 that’s not tall as hell trust me
Righttttt people over 5 inches taller than me are terrifying
@@TenderNoodle never said terrifying and i also dont know your height but aight
Ok but she’s MRS STRUGGLE
@@TheBananamonger how you gonna do her like that 😭💀
@@TheBananamongerfresh 'roasted' peanuts, mah man.
Holy hell this is accurate
She's definitely a single mom right now.
@@Ndizzyinthehizzy men ain’t shit btw 😂
short king looking out for his short men
Looking out for his short kings*
“82 dollars can buy me a lot of blazers at goodwill” LMAO
The early 2000's, when I was born, a bad time for everyone.
sorry, but you’re legally required to upload all of these :///
mega weenie hut junior we dont make the rules sorry :((
mega weenie hut junior if he were to edit it more it’d be perfect
haley dont i agree wnsknwkskwkd still a good vid
Tim Evans “boyhole” holy fucking shit that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day
Alexis Cook sorry no the rule is if he doesn’t upload in 15 minutes we’re legally allowed to unsubscribe
I would love to see an episode of Next with Cody, Noel, and Spock as the guys.
It would just be
"You're not tall enough"
“Too old”
This has to happen. I would spend my life savings for a ridiculously well produced parody of this.
That would be a great sketch
Rachel Doodler GOLD
Brittany looks like she would be great with skippy
Her necklace is made of the teeth of the guys she's nexted
*gets pulled over*
Officer: alright let me see license and registration
Me: *hands him my metrosexual license*
Officer: I'm gonna have to give you a citation
Me: *Next*
Me: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Noel’s imitation of the girl saying ‘ugh...NEXT!’ Is somehow more accurate than what it’s imitating. 😂
It's cuz Noel is actually attractive
What if she nexted the first guy for being short and everyone after him ended up being shorter
Imagine the first guy was the tallest of all the guys 😂
noel getting triggered by short height hate for 4 minutes
Sometimes if you look close enough, you can see the regret in his eyes after he tells a joke
“You just kneed me in the nu-
“-THAT WAS MY INTENTION GET READY TO BEAR MY SEED”
Noel laughing at his own joke makes funnier
the only thing that triggers noel; his height
Yup 😂😂😂
How tall do you think he is?
he's 5'8 which i think is tall but he's still so triggered by it lmao
lauren I always thought he was taller than me. This is unprecedented
@@raneembasheer 5"8 is not tall...its...meeh height.youre not the shortest around though youre definately not tall enough to even proclaim that you're tall
This show was filled with all the people no one wants to date lmao
@@MrHesdan that's not how that works lol
Yea which episode were you on
Babe seriously? What's the matter don't you want me to mow your lawn?
Sorry I'm going to have to next you
Wut episode are you were lmao goteem'
There’s a gay version of this and it’s *hilarious*
name please
Tell us Kayla!!!
Lady Thiep it should come up if you look up mtv next gay
My favourite thing is watching Noel go too into character.
so this where ariana grande found inspiration for her hit single
Syd & Heath i was thinking this 😂
1k like
W-which one 🗿
@@shadybeashooketh1911 i think 'thank u, next'
Noooo nigga
No one makes Noel laugh like Noel 😂
Her: I want a guy who can be silly
Him: is slightly silly
Her: NEXT
The crying impression had me crying
Says she likes to have fun, dude throws a ball playfully near her... NEXT
@@ITSKSMTC My rule of thumb: *everyone* is an asshole. It has brought me much success
That's why she single to this day
If you gotta tell people your fun or chill ya probably ain’t fun or chill
That guy was a walking red flag, im 100% with her on that one.
My favorite part about Noel’s videos is how hard he laughs at his own jokes
that whole bit about the 'i didn't do anything' ball throwing... i was literally in tears when you said throw it back at me... never has a youtube video made me cry with laughter lool 1010
"I didn't even do anything" actually killed me
I just need to see if Codel is going to smooch Talia or nah
Edit: As a lifelong shawty, I'm here for my short kings 😘
Yvett Noemi same
Same
I subbed for the Codel chronicles.
i read this in Noels British accent LOL
YES
the kid who won is craig conant who is a comedian now and is hilarious and talked about doing this show and choosing the money over the girl
OMG right damn!!!!!!!
Omg yeshhh
CRAIG IS AN AMAZING COMEDIAN
When I saw them sit on the bed and she asked if he wanted to keep the money I had a “that’s so raven moment” where I connected the two and I was like oh shit thats my man Craig
Yes!!! That’s what I’ve been thinking this whole time
My cousin did the casting for this show and honestly they did such a good job making it a dumpster fire.
How come everyone on this show looks 34
“I’m Craig, I’m 20, and I’m so excited I’m gunna pee my pants”
What a goddamn legend
A true king
There are only two possible scenarios there: 1. They told him to say something ridiculous and this is all he could come up with or 2. They told him to say something witty and this is all he could come up with
"Self-proclaimed chubby chaser"
Me: . . oh
Thought she’d end up with Sean, but it wasn’t a match 😔
Noice reference brah
K Cameron 😂😂😂😂
*Thank you, next.*
Fission mailed, we'll get 'em next time!
Too short, next.
noel calmly drinking water, starting the video again, and stopping it a full minute later at 20:40 to roast them again kills me
That Craig guy is a pretty famous comedian now
I'm so glad someone else noticed that their ages NEVER fit.
Dude: throws foam ball
Her: “did u just throw that at me?!? *NEXT*”
Her: knees guy in the balls
Him: it’s ok
you’re amazing
i'm 5.8" and i laughed so hard at the dead stare noel gave at 4:15
8:02 this dude reminds me too much of Mr.Schuester from Glee.
Cynthia Hernandez mixed with Justin Timberlake back in the day