His stories are definitely real, just exaggerated to get a laugh. But yeah I grew up in a fucked up drug addict environment and this is common everyday shit in that life 😂😂
I started listening to The Joe Rogan experience in 2009 on iTunes and would hear Joey tell these stories to Joe and redban. I used to tell people about it and they didn't even know what a podcast was and remember being 16 wishing more people know about this. Now I'm 30 and the whole world is experiencing it for themselves and it makes me happy 😎
@@agreensubstance Ive been listening to JRE since 2014, the live youtube days when he would sometimes do podcasts back to back. I really didnt realize how good we had it with that amount of LIVE content. That fight companion made me happy af last weekend. So yeah I know that feeling. I swear I can close my eyes and remember watching on youtube and JRE had like 600k subscribers
Us kids really have no idea how crazy/great the world was in the 70’s/80’s/early 90’s I feel lucky to have grown up im Hamilton Ontario and if you know you know. Ive seen some crazy shit were like 30 years behind the rest of society.
@@ippinocean4280 22 and just like any big city general poverty and drug addiction in the street. I think hamilton is unique in many ways though that are hard to explain in a youtube comment
My boy Tj when we used to smoke hard, he would get nuts cuz he thought bugs were on his neck, like he’d fight with people kinda shit cuz they thought they threw bugs on him, it was pure imagination.
@@doejon6821 bruh just the other day i read the trippiest shit (personally) I've read yet. But this here, takes that spot. EASY!! I'm convinced that you are right! What makes you say/think/know that though?
@@doejon6821 its true that they think they been watched but not from demons. They think random persons and/or police is watching and they act crazy when they see the light turns on underneath the apartment door 😂
Lol that was my friends thing while I would sit on the couch trippin like what’s wrong with him the. I would see his hand move up and down but he was so still and would never move a muscle to this day im still wondering if he was not only peeking out the blinds but jagging off xD
@@hixta in the 80s all the men had penises and all the women had vaginas. I mean... Technically that's still how itll always be but nowadays if you dance in the club and it's too dark the women you're dancing with you don't find out till you're in bed that she has a penis and is infact, a man. So the 80s were better in some aspects. I was born in 98
Man I can relate so much to stupid shit like this and I know he’s telling the truth. Back in my days of being addicted to coke, weird shit was done like this all the time 😂
joey has the laugh that i’d expect the pokémon muk to have
why does it fit so fuckin well too
Omg😂 this clip specifically is perfect😂😂
🤣😂👌
Lmao thats way too friggin accurate
Lmqoooo genius comparison
“that was the 80s” 8balls descending from the heavens
😂😂😂
😂😂😭
Bro im fuckin deadddd😂😂
Lol😂
Joey's stories have so much detail they have to be true
I knew a guy who did the same, he smacked himself like every 15 minutes. He really believed a fly or wasp was on his head😂😂😂
I knew a paranoid schizophrenic who smoked some weed while off his head and started seeing worms under his skin so he tried cutting them out
His stories are definitely real, just exaggerated to get a laugh. But yeah I grew up in a fucked up drug addict environment and this is common everyday shit in that life 😂😂
@@sabbathpriest3755 Its definitely not exaggerated, I knew guys like that too😂😂😂😂
Real rap if you listen to Joey on other podcasts and ect his story or the names dont change him and Rick Flair have incredible memories
Imagine walking around your neighborhood and seeing a eight ball just slowly floating towards you
A nice little gift from God 😂
Knew this would b here
@@lineyourblack8412 😂
Grab rhat swizz and run son
Good’ol’ Dayz
Imagine you’re walking on the sidewalk and a little bag of coke with a parachute lands in front of you 😂
=A good day 👌😅
Yea I'd walk that route daily.
@@ronnymunther9748 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Id say thank you take it and go find a bathroom lol
It would be my lucky day.. 😂
Bruh that head movement after he smacked himself was hilarious
Like a pigeon
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know it could only be a nut who does that 😂
One of the funniest things I'd ever seen, I really wanna see someone do it irl now 💀
He should coach Ronda
Joey Diaz sounds like he’s holding in a cough from 40 years ago
400 years ago 😂😂😂
I seen someone say "Diaz sounds like he's still holding in a bong hit from 40 years ago" probably where you got that joke just said it wrong
Anytime I see Joey about to add to any conversation I immediately put full attention on his conversation
Idk seems like he makes things up as he goes along
@@lan9772 they’re probably just exaggerated
As a former coke addict i believe what Joey is saying because I’ve done some of the crazy shit or seen others do it lmao. Coke is one hell of a drug
@@lan9772 Just like there's an ounce in every pound, theres an ounce of truth in every one of these covered stories I would bet
seriously? I'm always repulsed by him.
Coke was making him trip out on his floaters hahaha
"and we would laugh every single time he would smack himself" 🤣
Lol that parachute story had me rolling 😂😂 the 80s were different
The respect that theo has for joey being an OG comedian is refreshing. Theo is a good dude. 😁
Theo's dry laugh.. 🤣💀
Bruh..i knew someone who did same shit 😂
Same 😂😂
“Coke in the air, stand by”
LORD SEND ME A SIGN!
* cocaine gently floats down with a parachute * I’m….im a bit confused lord but u hv spoken
lol
I swear joey got the best stories ever
Joey and Theo together is priceless! Two national treasures.
"I used to get high with some crazy people.. I still do but I used to too" - Joey Hedberg
Tremendous
These two are legends
“I used to get high with some crazy people” _ 😂😂😂 says the second craziest person after Steve O
I watched this 8 times in a row and laughed every time
How many times can you smacked yourself in the head 🤪
Mad funny
I started listening to The Joe Rogan experience in 2009 on iTunes and would hear Joey tell these stories to Joe and redban.
I used to tell people about it and they didn't even know what a podcast was and remember being 16 wishing more people know about this.
Now I'm 30 and the whole world is experiencing it for themselves and it makes me happy 😎
@@agreensubstance Ive been listening to JRE since 2014, the live youtube days when he would sometimes do podcasts back to back. I really didnt realize how good we had it with that amount of LIVE content. That fight companion made me happy af last weekend.
So yeah I know that feeling. I swear I can close my eyes and remember watching on youtube and JRE had like 600k subscribers
Wtf is a parachute going to do for a bag of coke 💀
Thank you...I was looking for this comment
Us kids really have no idea how crazy/great the world was in the 70’s/80’s/early 90’s
I feel lucky to have grown up im Hamilton Ontario and if you know you know. Ive seen some crazy shit were like 30 years behind the rest of society.
Same up in Barrie lol
@@neliacwahs895 Yeah im sure the last few years with the urban spread you have seen some absolute zombies running around up there 😂😂😂😂😂
Us kids? How old are you? And what's some of the "crazy shit" you've seen?
@@ippinocean4280 he lives in hamilton ontario,where is that? God knows,
for sure he saw some shit.
Dont check him
@@ippinocean4280 22 and just like any big city general poverty and drug addiction in the street. I think hamilton is unique in many ways though that are hard to explain in a youtube comment
Moved his neck like a confused drunk pigeon 😂
"Little parachutes" 😆
I would be dying of laughter I’m laughing just thinking bout it 😂
Bring back real memories 😂❤
I’m so glad I stumbled upon this omfg this is the funniest Joey Diaz story I’ve heard and there’s a lot of funny ones
When he said high I was thinking 💨😂
My boy Tj when we used to smoke hard, he would get nuts cuz he thought bugs were on his neck, like he’d fight with people kinda shit cuz they thought they threw bugs on him, it was pure imagination.
same with a guy i knew named toto…….hed rub his arms and say……” I SEE BUGS”
@Some Words No because it would happen as soon as he smoked, cocaine induced psychosis
No names on the internet. You should know the rules... 😳🤨😅
I’m fuckin crying over here man holy that’s a funny story I’d die of laughter if I was in that room
I have friends that cant stop looking out the window when they are one cocaine
its because it removes the thin veil of reality and lets man feel the presence of demons watching and waiting. js.
@@doejon6821 bruh just the other day i read the trippiest shit (personally) I've read yet. But this here, takes that spot. EASY!! I'm convinced that you are right!
What makes you say/think/know that though?
@@doejon6821 I don’t know what kind or how much coke you’re doin but that ain’t it😂
@@NUKEDukem1400 exactly this nigga took pcp
@@doejon6821 its true that they think they been watched but not from demons. They think random persons and/or police is watching and they act crazy when they see the light turns on underneath the apartment door 😂
I thought he was gonna say then he peaked out the blinds 80 times a night😭😂
Bruhhhh back when i was into that i swear i checked the blinds for absolutely NO REASON at all every fucking 5 minutes lolol
Lol that was my friends thing while I would sit on the couch trippin like what’s wrong with him the. I would see his hand move up and down but he was so still and would never move a muscle to this day im still wondering if he was not only peeking out the blinds but jagging off xD
Two storytellers. One of them telling true stories.
little parachutes 🪂?😅😂
The parachute 🪂 8ball is crazy !!!
Brooooo all
I’m thinking about is coke being parachuted !! Hahaha
One of the funniest guys ever
He's has the maddest laugh 😃
Coke+parachutes=80’s
Uncle joey you genius!
Joey has the best stories.
One of those people almost died from laced drugs.
That thing he did after reminds me of that Stevie ray von interest where he's all coked up lol
I could only imagine how fucking funny seeing that while you and your buddies are their just chillen
Everyone else: "he passed away 😔"
Joey: "he's dead now 🗿"
To Quote the late Rick James"cocaine is a hell of a drug,,"😂
I fucking love Joey diaz
The eighties my favourite decade
I had a buddy that would smell snakes every time he got coked up. He wouldn't quit looking until he actually found one. 😂
i could listen to joey diaz talk all day bro
Man the 80s. Kind of wish I could be there in those times. I was born in 91
Born too late 😞
I was born in 99, how I wish to be able to experience the 80’s lmao
y'all are crazy if you think the 80's are better
@@hixta in the 80s all the men had penises and all the women had vaginas. I mean... Technically that's still how itll always be but nowadays if you dance in the club and it's too dark the women you're dancing with you don't find out till you're in bed that she has a penis and is infact, a man.
So the 80s were better in some aspects. I was born in 98
Me to 11,11,1991
Lol he got me when he said he smacked himself in the head the whole night. 😂😅
Love his laugh
Joey is the most relatable comedian hands down
Life will never be the same
That Robert Baratheon laugh man 💪🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its soooo believable the way he says dude would hit himself them be like 👁👁 😂
Love Joey Diaz
That ballon one got me 😂😂😂
His friend with the parachutes
Hahaha 🤣😂
The 80’s with Joey wouldve been cool to experience 😂
Love these campfire stores
The impression 😆
RIP Kurt
RIC⛷️
Good dude
😂😂😂 the parachute
Funny shit Diaz could listen to these all day
😂😂😂 parachutes on his coke
I've never heard anybody with as crazy stories is JD❤😂
Joey and Theo should have storytime shows together haha
Lol boiling soup all night ready to dump it in was my technique 😂 Coke can take you to some dark fucked up places
Yeah I'm sure Kurt was a great citizen 🤣
Joey Diaz is the greatest story teller!!
Man I can relate so much to stupid shit like this and I know he’s telling the truth. Back in my days of being addicted to coke, weird shit was done like this all the time 😂
Lmao little parachutes thats hilarious but genius at the same time lol
“and his roommate Kurt he’s dead now rip”
me: KURT COBAIN hehehe
I had a homie check his pulse just off weed and it was so funny😂
Parachutes on the coke 😂
Listening to his new book on Audible now. Obviously narrated by Joey. It’s tremendous!
Joey Diaz sounds like Baloo from the OG jungle book.
Joey is seriously awesome
Look at Theo's face when he says nooo so fucking funny
Greatest story teller ever 😂
Coke?....on Parachutes??!!!!🤔🤣🤣🤣
That parachute shit is a great fuckin idea.
It’s amazing this man is still alive lol
Joey is living someone else Fuck up like
Joey Diaz is the best....
Im dying 🤣 its 5 am mate
The balloon thing is fkn genius.
80’s were the absolute best!!!!
Whoever thought of the parachute idea is def the main character
That parachute is Some Brilliant Shit Joey, Fookin 'ell🤘🏻☘️
What a great way to get the coke to a customer. On a parachute...
"Here comes the care package!"
I imagine using those little umbrellas for drinks.
Lmao cocaine parachutes 🤣
I've been clean for 7 years, but I don't think I could pass up gettin' zooted with Joey D.
Whoa, somehow he's even funnier when you can see him from a head to toe shot 😂😂😂
I love that laugh
Once again, Joey Badass 😂
just throw the damn bag out the window. wtf is a parachute going to do? 🤣