Joey Diaz Has The Funniest Stories Ever!

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  • čas přidán 19. 08. 2022
  • Joey Diaz tells hilarious stories on Theo Von’s podcast!
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  • @MERKthatDUCK
    @MERKthatDUCK Před rokem +6517

    joey has the laugh that i’d expect the pokémon muk to have

  • @17nUp
    @17nUp Před rokem +1662

    “that was the 80s” 8balls descending from the heavens

  • @JazzCabbagE7
    @JazzCabbagE7 Před rokem +4164

    Joey's stories have so much detail they have to be true

    • @zer0bankoe
      @zer0bankoe Před rokem +161

      I knew a guy who did the same, he smacked himself like every 15 minutes. He really believed a fly or wasp was on his head😂😂😂

    • @Adam-uz9sc
      @Adam-uz9sc Před rokem

      I knew a paranoid schizophrenic who smoked some weed while off his head and started seeing worms under his skin so he tried cutting them out

    • @sabbathpriest3755
      @sabbathpriest3755 Před rokem +191

      His stories are definitely real, just exaggerated to get a laugh. But yeah I grew up in a fucked up drug addict environment and this is common everyday shit in that life 😂😂

    • @zer0bankoe
      @zer0bankoe Před rokem +39

      @@sabbathpriest3755 Its definitely not exaggerated, I knew guys like that too😂😂😂😂

    • @veniljackson47
      @veniljackson47 Před rokem +25

      Real rap if you listen to Joey on other podcasts and ect his story or the names dont change him and Rick Flair have incredible memories

  • @rubenenrique8823
    @rubenenrique8823 Před rokem +1787

    Imagine walking around your neighborhood and seeing a eight ball just slowly floating towards you

  • @limbergsauceda
    @limbergsauceda Před rokem +1015

    Imagine you’re walking on the sidewalk and a little bag of coke with a parachute lands in front of you 😂

  • @verycoolguy5947
    @verycoolguy5947 Před rokem +476

    Bruh that head movement after he smacked himself was hilarious

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Před rokem +1

      Like a pigeon

    • @robbierotten9989
      @robbierotten9989 Před rokem +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @acepierrechaka1782
      @acepierrechaka1782 Před rokem +8

      You know it could only be a nut who does that 😂

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes Před rokem +8

      One of the funniest things I'd ever seen, I really wanna see someone do it irl now 💀

    • @Jarda98
      @Jarda98 Před rokem +1

      He should coach Ronda

  • @Waywaters22
    @Waywaters22 Před rokem +237

    Joey Diaz sounds like he’s holding in a cough from 40 years ago

    • @_RezaTaheri
      @_RezaTaheri Před 4 měsíci

      400 years ago 😂😂😂

    • @PotHead98
      @PotHead98 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I seen someone say "Diaz sounds like he's still holding in a bong hit from 40 years ago" probably where you got that joke just said it wrong

  • @timothyaldrich83
    @timothyaldrich83 Před rokem +497

    Anytime I see Joey about to add to any conversation I immediately put full attention on his conversation

    • @lan9772
      @lan9772 Před rokem +1

      Idk seems like he makes things up as he goes along

    • @CamLovesPawg
      @CamLovesPawg Před rokem

      @@lan9772 they’re probably just exaggerated

    • @gregoryferguson4683
      @gregoryferguson4683 Před rokem +2

      As a former coke addict i believe what Joey is saying because I’ve done some of the crazy shit or seen others do it lmao. Coke is one hell of a drug

    • @tomatoesofdoom
      @tomatoesofdoom Před rokem

      @@lan9772 Just like there's an ounce in every pound, theres an ounce of truth in every one of these covered stories I would bet

    • @alanh7247
      @alanh7247 Před rokem

      seriously? I'm always repulsed by him.

  • @alexdenault10101
    @alexdenault10101 Před rokem +43

    Coke was making him trip out on his floaters hahaha

  • @alienlifestyle3768
    @alienlifestyle3768 Před rokem +11

    "and we would laugh every single time he would smack himself" 🤣

  • @dcigsfan2306
    @dcigsfan2306 Před rokem +20

    Lol that parachute story had me rolling 😂😂 the 80s were different

  • @jmocrawls
    @jmocrawls Před rokem +17

    The respect that theo has for joey being an OG comedian is refreshing. Theo is a good dude. 😁

  • @juliantorres8818
    @juliantorres8818 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Theo's dry laugh.. 🤣💀

  • @ghostofneworleans4511
    @ghostofneworleans4511 Před rokem +56

    Bruh..i knew someone who did same shit 😂

  • @therealbooploop6798
    @therealbooploop6798 Před rokem +8

    “Coke in the air, stand by”

  • @theinsanekidd8500
    @theinsanekidd8500 Před rokem +62

    LORD SEND ME A SIGN!
    * cocaine gently floats down with a parachute * I’m….im a bit confused lord but u hv spoken

  • @miguels1327
    @miguels1327 Před rokem +5

    I swear joey got the best stories ever

  • @MycoMatty
    @MycoMatty Před rokem +2

    Joey and Theo together is priceless! Two national treasures.

  • @shakazulu5665
    @shakazulu5665 Před rokem +11

    "I used to get high with some crazy people.. I still do but I used to too" - Joey Hedberg

  • @EMD_HOKIO
    @EMD_HOKIO Před rokem +24

    These two are legends

  • @jaymieizy13
    @jaymieizy13 Před rokem +6

    “I used to get high with some crazy people” _ 😂😂😂 says the second craziest person after Steve O

  • @JRsmith.
    @JRsmith. Před rokem +80

    I watched this 8 times in a row and laughed every time

    • @arlen9190
      @arlen9190 Před rokem

      How many times can you smacked yourself in the head 🤪

    • @goproskiing1071
      @goproskiing1071 Před rokem

      Mad funny

    • @agreensubstance
      @agreensubstance Před rokem +3

      I started listening to The Joe Rogan experience in 2009 on iTunes and would hear Joey tell these stories to Joe and redban.
      I used to tell people about it and they didn't even know what a podcast was and remember being 16 wishing more people know about this.
      Now I'm 30 and the whole world is experiencing it for themselves and it makes me happy 😎

    • @JRsmith.
      @JRsmith. Před rokem +1

      @@agreensubstance Ive been listening to JRE since 2014, the live youtube days when he would sometimes do podcasts back to back. I really didnt realize how good we had it with that amount of LIVE content. That fight companion made me happy af last weekend.
      So yeah I know that feeling. I swear I can close my eyes and remember watching on youtube and JRE had like 600k subscribers

  • @lewisjones284
    @lewisjones284 Před rokem +8

    Wtf is a parachute going to do for a bag of coke 💀

  • @JRsmith.
    @JRsmith. Před rokem +18

    Us kids really have no idea how crazy/great the world was in the 70’s/80’s/early 90’s
    I feel lucky to have grown up im Hamilton Ontario and if you know you know. Ive seen some crazy shit were like 30 years behind the rest of society.

    • @neliacwahs895
      @neliacwahs895 Před rokem

      Same up in Barrie lol

    • @JRsmith.
      @JRsmith. Před rokem

      @@neliacwahs895 Yeah im sure the last few years with the urban spread you have seen some absolute zombies running around up there 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ippinocean4280
      @ippinocean4280 Před rokem +1

      Us kids? How old are you? And what's some of the "crazy shit" you've seen?

    • @famerhacker
      @famerhacker Před rokem +5

      @@ippinocean4280 he lives in hamilton ontario,where is that? God knows,
      for sure he saw some shit.
      Dont check him

    • @JRsmith.
      @JRsmith. Před rokem

      @@ippinocean4280 22 and just like any big city general poverty and drug addiction in the street. I think hamilton is unique in many ways though that are hard to explain in a youtube comment

  • @FullChamber
    @FullChamber Před 8 měsíci +1

    Moved his neck like a confused drunk pigeon 😂

  • @vibes3360
    @vibes3360 Před rokem +1

    "Little parachutes" 😆

  • @juanmorales2514
    @juanmorales2514 Před rokem +6

    I would be dying of laughter I’m laughing just thinking bout it 😂

  • @gailhaggarty4217
    @gailhaggarty4217 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Bring back real memories 😂❤

  • @Schmegil
    @Schmegil Před rokem +2

    I’m so glad I stumbled upon this omfg this is the funniest Joey Diaz story I’ve heard and there’s a lot of funny ones

  • @benjamintenathin7450
    @benjamintenathin7450 Před rokem +1

    When he said high I was thinking 💨😂

  • @Whattatwist
    @Whattatwist Před rokem +15

    My boy Tj when we used to smoke hard, he would get nuts cuz he thought bugs were on his neck, like he’d fight with people kinda shit cuz they thought they threw bugs on him, it was pure imagination.

    • @doejon6821
      @doejon6821 Před rokem +1

      same with a guy i knew named toto…….hed rub his arms and say……” I SEE BUGS”

    • @doejon6821
      @doejon6821 Před rokem

      @Some Words No because it would happen as soon as he smoked, cocaine induced psychosis

    • @Zipfei_Kloatscher
      @Zipfei_Kloatscher Před rokem

      No names on the internet. You should know the rules... 😳🤨😅

  • @entertainmentloving7372
    @entertainmentloving7372 Před 7 měsíci

    I’m fuckin crying over here man holy that’s a funny story I’d die of laughter if I was in that room

  • @bazel2237
    @bazel2237 Před rokem +73

    I have friends that cant stop looking out the window when they are one cocaine

    • @doejon6821
      @doejon6821 Před rokem +15

      its because it removes the thin veil of reality and lets man feel the presence of demons watching and waiting. js.

    • @ippinocean4280
      @ippinocean4280 Před rokem +9

      @@doejon6821 bruh just the other day i read the trippiest shit (personally) I've read yet. But this here, takes that spot. EASY!! I'm convinced that you are right!
      What makes you say/think/know that though?

    • @NUKEDukem1400
      @NUKEDukem1400 Před rokem +8

      @@doejon6821 I don’t know what kind or how much coke you’re doin but that ain’t it😂

    • @Neurotv4941
      @Neurotv4941 Před rokem

      @@NUKEDukem1400 exactly this nigga took pcp

    • @bazel2237
      @bazel2237 Před rokem +4

      @@doejon6821 its true that they think they been watched but not from demons. They think random persons and/or police is watching and they act crazy when they see the light turns on underneath the apartment door 😂

  • @proudtobeapothead
    @proudtobeapothead Před rokem +37

    I thought he was gonna say then he peaked out the blinds 80 times a night😭😂

    • @indacouch253
      @indacouch253 Před rokem +3

      Bruhhhh back when i was into that i swear i checked the blinds for absolutely NO REASON at all every fucking 5 minutes lolol

    • @4suits704
      @4suits704 Před rokem +1

      Lol that was my friends thing while I would sit on the couch trippin like what’s wrong with him the. I would see his hand move up and down but he was so still and would never move a muscle to this day im still wondering if he was not only peeking out the blinds but jagging off xD

  • @oliverkarlsson1653
    @oliverkarlsson1653 Před rokem

    Two storytellers. One of them telling true stories.

  • @MaanOnnTheMoon
    @MaanOnnTheMoon Před rokem +1

    little parachutes 🪂?😅😂

  • @mainepeart8539
    @mainepeart8539 Před 5 měsíci

    The parachute 🪂 8ball is crazy !!!

  • @ErK1oneZ
    @ErK1oneZ Před rokem +1

    Brooooo all
    I’m thinking about is coke being parachuted !! Hahaha

  • @willgg9096
    @willgg9096 Před rokem +1

    One of the funniest guys ever

  • @OnSingh03
    @OnSingh03 Před rokem +1

    He's has the maddest laugh 😃

  • @kingape1572
    @kingape1572 Před rokem +1

    Coke+parachutes=80’s
    Uncle joey you genius!

  • @salnavarro2943
    @salnavarro2943 Před rokem

    Joey has the best stories.

  • @Nick_Naim
    @Nick_Naim Před rokem +5

    One of those people almost died from laced drugs.

  • @AndToTheRepublic4WhichItStands

    That thing he did after reminds me of that Stevie ray von interest where he's all coked up lol

  • @azizell9569
    @azizell9569 Před 11 měsíci

    I could only imagine how fucking funny seeing that while you and your buddies are their just chillen

  • @sumirunihon
    @sumirunihon Před měsícem +1

    Everyone else: "he passed away 😔"
    Joey: "he's dead now 🗿"

  • @kendrickcunningham3168
    @kendrickcunningham3168 Před rokem +1

    To Quote the late Rick James"cocaine is a hell of a drug,,"😂

  • @trevorfrench6123
    @trevorfrench6123 Před rokem

    I fucking love Joey diaz

  • @hachimanjiro
    @hachimanjiro Před rokem

    The eighties my favourite decade

  • @Ole_CornPop
    @Ole_CornPop Před 5 měsíci

    I had a buddy that would smell snakes every time he got coked up. He wouldn't quit looking until he actually found one. 😂

  • @shartsimpson7412
    @shartsimpson7412 Před 8 měsíci

    i could listen to joey diaz talk all day bro

  • @tad6281
    @tad6281 Před rokem +11

    Man the 80s. Kind of wish I could be there in those times. I was born in 91

    • @God-np4on
      @God-np4on Před rokem

      Born too late 😞

    • @MultiBannanaSHITTTT
      @MultiBannanaSHITTTT Před rokem

      I was born in 99, how I wish to be able to experience the 80’s lmao

    • @hixta
      @hixta Před rokem

      y'all are crazy if you think the 80's are better

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss Před rokem +1

      @@hixta in the 80s all the men had penises and all the women had vaginas. I mean... Technically that's still how itll always be but nowadays if you dance in the club and it's too dark the women you're dancing with you don't find out till you're in bed that she has a penis and is infact, a man.
      So the 80s were better in some aspects. I was born in 98

    • @UKLIVENews2017HD4K
      @UKLIVENews2017HD4K Před rokem

      Me to 11,11,1991

  • @rdd1908
    @rdd1908 Před rokem

    Lol he got me when he said he smacked himself in the head the whole night. 😂😅

  • @nottherealdawson
    @nottherealdawson Před 8 měsíci

    Love his laugh

  • @gabbzthe1st984
    @gabbzthe1st984 Před rokem

    Joey is the most relatable comedian hands down

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910 Před 2 měsíci

    Life will never be the same

  • @luisduarte7917
    @luisduarte7917 Před rokem

    That Robert Baratheon laugh man 💪🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cosmokramer3490
    @cosmokramer3490 Před 4 měsíci

    Its soooo believable the way he says dude would hit himself them be like 👁👁 😂

  • @lsx_doc
    @lsx_doc Před rokem

    Love Joey Diaz

  • @almightyflexxin2481
    @almightyflexxin2481 Před rokem

    That ballon one got me 😂😂😂

  • @rosannamiranda4620
    @rosannamiranda4620 Před rokem

    His friend with the parachutes
    Hahaha 🤣😂

  • @thekidtrey1949
    @thekidtrey1949 Před rokem

    The 80’s with Joey wouldve been cool to experience 😂

  • @chadarmstead3709
    @chadarmstead3709 Před 3 měsíci

    Love these campfire stores

  • @lalchungnungaralte9104

    The impression 😆

  • @Oog12
    @Oog12 Před rokem +10

    RIP Kurt

  • @mrdriveumcrazynlr3642
    @mrdriveumcrazynlr3642 Před 5 měsíci

    😂😂😂 the parachute

  • @PrivateJellyJose
    @PrivateJellyJose Před rokem

    Funny shit Diaz could listen to these all day

  • @user-hm1dc7lt1q
    @user-hm1dc7lt1q Před 4 měsíci

    😂😂😂 parachutes on his coke

  • @MylotheMask
    @MylotheMask Před 6 měsíci

    I've never heard anybody with as crazy stories is JD❤😂

  • @agirlnamedbrett.
    @agirlnamedbrett. Před rokem

    Joey and Theo should have storytime shows together haha

  • @LOVEALWAYS0121
    @LOVEALWAYS0121 Před rokem +1

    Lol boiling soup all night ready to dump it in was my technique 😂 Coke can take you to some dark fucked up places

  • @lethalus3494
    @lethalus3494 Před 2 měsíci

    Yeah I'm sure Kurt was a great citizen 🤣

  • @davidapple8047
    @davidapple8047 Před rokem

    Joey Diaz is the greatest story teller!!

  • @scottdavies3580
    @scottdavies3580 Před rokem +1

    Man I can relate so much to stupid shit like this and I know he’s telling the truth. Back in my days of being addicted to coke, weird shit was done like this all the time 😂

  • @gabechavez7525
    @gabechavez7525 Před rokem

    Lmao little parachutes thats hilarious but genius at the same time lol

  • @1029random
    @1029random Před 6 měsíci

    “and his roommate Kurt he’s dead now rip”
    me: KURT COBAIN hehehe

  • @laike8989
    @laike8989 Před rokem

    I had a homie check his pulse just off weed and it was so funny😂

  • @adamjenkins190
    @adamjenkins190 Před 6 měsíci

    Parachutes on the coke 😂

  • @OneEyedJackNLD
    @OneEyedJackNLD Před 2 dny

    Listening to his new book on Audible now. Obviously narrated by Joey. It’s tremendous!

  • @nickodeine7724
    @nickodeine7724 Před 3 měsíci

    Joey Diaz sounds like Baloo from the OG jungle book.

  • @fumyea79
    @fumyea79 Před rokem

    Joey is seriously awesome

  • @jeromecurry3373
    @jeromecurry3373 Před rokem

    Look at Theo's face when he says nooo so fucking funny

  • @Veto831LilDon823
    @Veto831LilDon823 Před rokem

    Greatest story teller ever 😂

  • @sherbetdab6066
    @sherbetdab6066 Před rokem

    Coke?....on Parachutes??!!!!🤔🤣🤣🤣

  • @haxsnxtdoor
    @haxsnxtdoor Před rokem

    That parachute shit is a great fuckin idea.

  • @tacticalnuggets4464
    @tacticalnuggets4464 Před rokem

    It’s amazing this man is still alive lol

  • @josemanuelzamora4949
    @josemanuelzamora4949 Před 11 měsíci

    Joey is living someone else Fuck up like

  • @toastybread3182
    @toastybread3182 Před rokem

    Joey Diaz is the best....

  • @kenvanbrabant1368
    @kenvanbrabant1368 Před rokem

    Im dying 🤣 its 5 am mate

  • @buzzkillington014
    @buzzkillington014 Před rokem

    The balloon thing is fkn genius.

  • @allrightsreserved3237

    80’s were the absolute best!!!!

  • @v.e.smusic4972
    @v.e.smusic4972 Před rokem

    Whoever thought of the parachute idea is def the main character

  • @beantownbushcraft
    @beantownbushcraft Před rokem

    That parachute is Some Brilliant Shit Joey, Fookin 'ell🤘🏻☘️

  • @marioleonvargas7903
    @marioleonvargas7903 Před rokem

    What a great way to get the coke to a customer. On a parachute...
    "Here comes the care package!"
    I imagine using those little umbrellas for drinks.

  • @sp-ce
    @sp-ce Před rokem

    Lmao cocaine parachutes 🤣

  • @badnewsbruner
    @badnewsbruner Před rokem

    I've been clean for 7 years, but I don't think I could pass up gettin' zooted with Joey D.

  • @brandonraj7020
    @brandonraj7020 Před 5 měsíci

    Whoa, somehow he's even funnier when you can see him from a head to toe shot 😂😂😂

  • @rickeyleonard7163
    @rickeyleonard7163 Před rokem

    I love that laugh

  • @blackuhuru2223
    @blackuhuru2223 Před rokem

    Once again, Joey Badass 😂

  • @fightclubdurden
    @fightclubdurden Před rokem

    just throw the damn bag out the window. wtf is a parachute going to do? 🤣