Star Wars SC 3, 5, 16, 29, 38 Reimagined
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- The fix everything ship has sailed. We're on it and there are no lifeboats. It's a one way trip and we have the power of hindsight and a better understanding of the material than the original creators.
Featuring the incredible Jesse Gomez as Vader!
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Vader trying to hit that wordcount on an essay
That was my laugh of the day lmao thanks 😂😂😂😂
Best comment.
Epic
Lol! 😆
Nowie De Jong my man trying to write his senior thesis
Storm Trooper 1: "What's going on here?"
Storm Trooper 2: "Just listen to Lord Vader. He's recapping the whole story."
The scrolling text at the beginning of each episode are fragments of his diary.
Lol
@@germanvisitor2 My Immortal: Darth Vader's Goffick Sith Diary....no wait, that would fit Kylo Solo (Space Ronin) better. "Grandson, you must fulfill your destiny and embrace your inner goffick emo, stupid preppy jedi fuckers."
Those are clones
LeOnArDo NiOi Did you really just call stormtroopers clones ?
I can't imagine how alienating is to just stand there and wait for orders while your faceless general manager just pauses mid-sentence to zone out into the middle distance for five minutes.
But, he already had his orders: "send a scanning team aboard the ship."
@@bloodlustquartet6234 and scan for droids
Regional middle-manager....
@@NorseGraphic Assistant to the Regional General Manager
Hey, any five minutes he's zoned out into the middle distance are five whole minutes he is *not* force choking you, so...
Palpatine voice: You shall be known as... Darth Narrator
Master-De-bater
Yeah he sounds like narrator from mully
Perfect!!!
@@sillyscarer .. r/Whooosh ...?
Explain it to him... Don't be a douche.
„Your plan was foiled ever since Jar Jar Binks gave emergency powers to Emperor Palpatine.“
This is our thesis statement. About all of it.
Hahaha, omg I cannot... xD And you know that if Lucas kept the rights this shit would be official! Xd
@@marcinkuc9349 it's still official. And well, some would say the new Disney trilogy disaster is canon too
Didn't like it. Felt like it was just included to tie it in. Like.. 20 years later I doubt Vader even remembers jar jar
I could not stop laughing at this line!
Vader has a real obsession with scanning for droids
He did spend his childhood AS A SLAVE (re?)building one to mass production standards
@Tejesh Patel you precious little life-forms... Where are you?
fukin clone wars always got protagonists in trouble cus of ppl scanning for droids, youd think he learned that lol
Proctologist: looking at my butthole.
Me: "These are not the Roids you're looking for".
@@kschantz 🤣🤣🤣
“I have been foiled by the superior engineering of the Empire.”
I was already dying but that line killed me
Corona virus: HoLd MuH BeER
Great punch line to wrap this short up.
Maybe the Emperor had a talk with Vader about destroying Imperial property needlessly. Also as seen in Phantom Menace it does take minute to lightsaber through a blast door. Also the Emperor may have succeeded in copying that Genosian Giant Beasts scales into Armour after all and the blast doors are made of that to be more Anti Jedi....
Comedy gold.
RIP
"Your cause was lost the day Jar Jar Binks granted emergency powers to Palpatine" mixed laughter, anger and embarrassment all together hearing that line
Jar jar is the true dark lord of the sith.
Change my mind.
@@LisaAnn777totally. Yoda pretended to be a dipshit too!
Episode 1 was easily the greatest letdown in cinematic history.
lol shit take@@HR-yd5ib
@@HR-yd5ibThe Matrix Resurrections is a good contender.
Vader: Choose your next words carefully...
Admiral: cHOsE YoUr neXT wOrdS CarEfULly
*gets choked*
"I still like the I find your lack of faith disturbing." I wish it could've remained in these redone scenes.
I would have been at that meeting like: ooooooooo👀👀👀😳
Darth Vader has never sounded so reasonable
Even helps an officer by telling him to always scan for droids. But only this one time, if it happens again...
Darth Vader never been so talkative :p
Thank you
Darth Vader on Cocaine he has it all figured out.🤣😂🤣
@@hasannasir9969 Vader can the fans call you daddy xd
Vader: How do you people not remember any of this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills here!
- Darth Mugatu (Zoolander)
"I invented the C-3PO. I INVENTED IT!!
What have YOU got, Obi-Wan? Nothing! You've got Nothing!!! NOTHIIIIG!!!"
Lore Vader starts force choking someone: "I need you to understand! You see, 4000 years ago, when the noble First Sith broke away from the Je'dai... [...] when she doesn't even appreciate, having an apple flown right into her hand, I mean, that IS pretty romantic, right? But Nooooo, *she* wants to go to the beach... [...] and it is a really nice place in the summer, but on the other hand, a lava-planet isn't something you'd wanna admire from WITHIN the lava! And then, thiat bum just kinda left me there... [...] and not a day goes by, without some minor uprising, somewhere in the galaxy, and they always blame the guy who's dressed in all black, like it's my fault, the galactic economy isn't that great right now... but stealing? and WoMDs, no less?"
Grand Moff: "Ok, Vader, that's enough!"
I _guarantee_ you if did this a ton of _Star Wars_ fans would love it and say it dramatically improves _A New Hope_ and is better than a million _Last Jedis._ Because our ability to enjoy movies has turned into a mind-numbing, never-ending and all-encompassing police state of omnipresent continuity without gaps, flaws or uncertainties.
Vader at the end of the movie: Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
More like
Grand Moff: “Vader, he died of suffocation 17 minutes ago.”
“Ah I have seem to forgotten what I was sayin, no matter , let me start from the beginning “
Star Wars but Vader is really nostalgic
Xd
The passive-aggressive continuity correction is strong with this one.
It’s a parody of all those fans who think minor mistakes are cinematic sins and that total logical consistency is what makes for great storytelling.
@@darkprose It really isn't. I saw Star Wars (sorry, Episode IV) when it came out and thoroughly enjoyed it. But no-one wanted a back-story, never mind a backstory that required ret-conning the first three films. If they'd gone forward then over the top light sabre battles would have raised no eyebrows. I have no idea why Lucas thought the world needed episodes I to III instead of VII to IX.
@@64blip I don't think you understand what a parody is
64blip ok boomer
In fairness, while I absolutely love Rogue One and personally consider it canon, it's not, so there's no continuity to correct for that one.
"Sir? What are your orders, Sir? Sir??"
_'Didn't I just tell him to search the ship? I swear to the Force Gods, if he's still standing there in half an hour waiting for orders, he's getting choked.'_
"Obi wan never told you what happened to your father"
"He told me enough. He told me you killed him!"
"No. I am your father"
"That's not true! That's impossible!"
"And your mother was Padme Amidala, who was a senator representing Naboo. Before that, she was the queen. I still miss her sometimes..."
"No! Noooooooo!"
"We fell in love and got married, but back then I was a Jedi and that was forbidden, so we had to keep it a secret. At some point I started having visions of her dying in childbirth... she was pregnant, you see, and I wanted to stop that from happening. But I didn't know how to do that, because the Jedi never taught me anything that would help. Then the Chancellor, you know him as the Emperor these days, told me the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise. Have you heard it?"
"NOOOOO!"
"I thought not. It's not a story Obi wan would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying."
"That's impossible!"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. At least, that's what Chancellor Palpatine told me. Anyway, I thought that sounded exactly like the sort of thing that would help me save Padme, your mother, so I asked him if it was possible to learn this power. He told me that I cold not learn it from a Jedi. Now, if you're following the story, you can probably tell that at this point I was seriously considering leaving the Jedi Order, to find a way to save Padme and to not have to hide our marriage, but that's not the only thing. You see, a little bit before that conversation I told you about, I was made a member of the Jedi council, but I was not granted the rank of Master. That was outrageous and unfair, and I was very angry at the council, especially a certain Master Windu, who told me to take a seat. Later, when I saw the same Windu threatening the Chancellor, I chopped off his hand becasue Palpatine was my only hope of saving Padme, or so I thought at the time. Long story short, I turned to the dark side and killed some kids, the Chancellor became the Emperor, and Obi wan left me with fourth degree burns on Mustafar. Padme ended up dying anyway, unfortunately, but somehow she managed to still give birth, and that's how you were born."
“Long story short” ahahaha after he’s just recited the bible love this comment
Vader- "But more importantly....I....hate sand...."
Luke- "No....that's not true....that's impossible."
Vader- "Search your feelings, you 'know' it to be true. And in that truth, realize that you too....hate sand...."
Luke- "N-NNNOOOOOOOOO....NNNOOOOOOooooo....."
I've watched The Prequels, you don't need to tell me
And by the way, that princess you've just rescued. From the moment I first met her in Tantive IV, I could have sworn she resembles your dearest mother. I am not saying she's your sister, it would've have been awkward if you two were, and have kissed before the fact.
Robot Chicken did it better.
The ability to use the force is insignificant next to the power of sliding doors
Use the doors, Luke.
(If you get that reference, I'll be pleasantly surprised.)
@@ThePCguy17 Oooh I forgot Door Monster made a video on FTL.
To be fair, a similar complicated door stopped Qui Gon and Obi-Wan. I'm sure eventually Vader could have opened it, but perhaps he knew it was futile as he was even further from catching the ship in Rogue One.
@@Goblin_Hands Also it was all part of the plan to let the rebels lead them to Yavin 4. Remember Tarkin remarks that that's Vader's plan?
@@beskamir5977 From the Death Star, right? I'd imagine he wouldn't want them leaving with plans.
"Blast, I have been foiled by the superior engineering of the empire", is my new favorite Star Wars quote.
That cracked me up. LOL
Motti: "I R O N I C"
We’ll all of this wouldn’t happened if you just stopped starting at the cloak and saber and joined the fight Vader. Failure I tell you. Hmmm?
Vader in the original: I apologise I can’t
Vader in this reimagining: It seems that within this situation I appear to be sorry as I am unable to can
George Francis trying to hit that essay word count be like
He would've said more but he reached the word limit
😂
Actual vader:- *never apologizes
Unless he is speaking to Palpatine. That one time in Rogue One Vader was being sarcastic.
"I have not felt this presence since..." *Vietnam flashbacks*
You couldnt even catch a simple pirate, who are you to judge
I love the abrupt Duel of Fates as two old guys tap lightsabers for 3 minutes. That got me lol
07:13
And only doing the same combos.
It's like veteran players who haven't played in a long time and forgot all their other combos. Lol
The fight went from boring to funny then boring and then back to funny about 7 times.
Should've used FixItInPost's edit.
The Han and Leia "dropping a deuce" face simultaneously is the best part...the worthy climax of the scene.
3:30 "Do you not remember Yoda, admiral? The head of the galaxy-wide peacekeeping force known as the Jedi. This happened in your lifetime, Motti, not in ancient times." xD
It's hilarious coz it's true. Also it's just hilarious
@@cheerioussam2949 That’s not why it’s hilarious. But it _is_ hilarious that you won’t get the irony of what you just said.
@@darkprose you're a circus
@@dylpickle0927 You're a fermented cucumber.
@@Krystalmyth Youre a moist sandwich
Has the makings of a solid catchphrase: "Always scan for droids."
never underestimate a droid
"And that's why, you always scan for droids."
- Jedi Master J. Walter Weatherman
@@DerHammerSpricht That's why you ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE!!!
@@DerHammerSpricht lol
"While I admire the commitment to this lie..."
By far, an underrated line.
Bruh for the first couple minutes I thought this was completely serious 😂
It is.
i'm pretty sure it's an attempt to be serious but it's just so terrible it comes off like a subtle "comedy" I guess, even though nothing is funny in it.
KodyXXVll no, this is definitely a parody. That’s what the Auralnauts do.
@@spencerwhitefoot Scan for droids, this one above you seems to be set on pillock mode.
Same
Star Wars but Vader can't shut up
✌
Whoever provided the voice of Vader did a pretty good job.
Was my voice, thank you!
@@jessegomez203 A nice candidate for James Earl Jone's replacement when he passes.
0:38 Vader getting pissed and recapping Rogue One.
"veritable cyclone of lightsaber-wielding death" is an amazing description of Yoda
Dumont pretty much how any Jedi is compared to everyone else.
@@vicenzostella1390 true but yoda is any jedi's speed but dialed up to a billion
Julian True, true.
Crazy part about that is before anyone got the chance to see Yoda fight. Luke's best move was flipping. Yet vader gives the credit to Kenobi.
Change veritable into vegetable. Because he's green and wrinkly
"I am a Sith Lord, second only to the Emperor. Choose your next words carefully."
" *yOuR sAd DeVoTiOn To ThAT AnCiEnT rELiGiOn HaS nOt HeLpEd YoU cOnJuRe Up ThE sToLeN dAtA tApEs.* "
What a savage.
The problem in this sentence is that not everyone knew that Palpatine was force sensitive if I remember well
Tahiti
Gabriel Lopes Guimarães I don’t remember that. Help me out
Juan Monge that is true. People refer to Vader as the last person connected to the "ancient religion" as if the Emperor doesn't exist.
Quirky Jay lol that’s a really really good point.
The several times Obi-Wan raised his lightsaber to die, only for the fight to continue was hilarious
XD
I love how it starts off fairly reasonable and gradually just gets a little more silly which each scene
Why reimagine just scene 38 when you can reimagine all the Vader scenes?
they didn't quite do that though. Vader was in A New Hope for about 12 minutes of the film's run. this cut some of that out. needs more exposition damn it.
They are on ESB now!
Happened, it did. Like that, exactly. Yes. It’s true. Accept it, you must. Forever. And ever.
It did, didn't it?
It did didn't it It did didn't it It did didn't it It did didn't it It did didn't it It did didn't it
Ok realist
When yoda told the story it was much better than when i saw it in theaters
@@yoshidinono8095 i got that reference
Sometimes it feels like a complete joke, and sometimes the way characters talk is legitimately improved. Great job, Auralnauts!
Darth "did you check for droids" Vader
"you do know I used to build droids back when I was a child. I know all about them."
"yes sir. I believe you told me about that last time I didn't scan for droids."
"I also used to build pod racers. I escaped from slavery by-"
"you told me that one too."
"don't interrupt me. By winning a pod race bet on by..."
"Look sir, droids."
@@darthjarjar7572 "You wanna be choked, bhoi ?"
Oh god, he's going on about the Droids again. Fucking give it a rest mate.
Oh no, two of the bounty hunters he hired are droids. I knew it!
To say Darth Vader has trouble breathing, he sure is long-winded.
Gotham Rooftops LoL!!!!
That also bothered me
I love how he talks WHILE breathing
"That's not how the force works, Admiral."
Admiral Motti begins to choke.
"This is how it works."
Lol, Vader sounds more like a "Magnificent Bastard" and very introspective in this edit. I like it...🤔
Haha true
They lowkey made Vader into Thrawn lol
I thought the Force does give clairvoyance to some.
Vader and Kenobi’s fight with Duel of the Fates playing in the background is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The juxtaposition between the intense music and the fight is just too much. I’m wheezing rn lol.
Vader is such a level-headed, logical, reasonable, and capable leader in this...... he is the True Laser Master....
But not... the Last Laser Master.
But he fights for the wrong reasons, man...
Vader still didn't take the high ground.
he is the true regional manager
Vadar reliving the Events of Mustufar in his mind had me dying
He really loves the cealing what can else can I say?
Mmmm watcha say in the background
Mustafar had Anakin dying
I'm still laughing 10 scenes later.
I couldn't stop laughing every time I saw the token J.J. Abrams lense flare. Gooood stuff.
LOL...the perfect satirical take on how fans try to "Fix" the movies to make all of the tiniest details of continuity line up.
Sc 38 and Star Wars theory screams in the background
Ikr. There's a part in my lizard brain that's like yes, way too much fanservice that actively ruins the movie. I love it
SC 38 and starwars theory ain't bad tho
Movies should have continuity but not explain everything in one big lecture like this
That's what makes this funny
Satirical take, leading exemplar... tomayto, tomahto.
That’s exactly what Lucas did lol
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: ALWAYS SCAN FOR DROIDS
Spoken like someone with true Clone Wars PTSD.
@@jacksonscott3667
"We've got clankas!"
@@jacksonscott3667 "Search the ship for rebels"
"Roger that, sir"
"What did you just say?!"
"I... I said roger... roger that, sir"
* *ignites lightsaber* *
"please stop calling me 'Darth' like you don't know my real name and as though you think it's an actual first name and not a Sith honorific title."
All of the digital corrections made to the first Trilogy and the one thing that Lucas DIDN'T fix was to dub over "Darth" with "Vader" or "Lord Vader" . Odd because he wrote the Prequel Trilogy....Soooo he created the title "Darth" for Sidius, Pleigus, and Moll (there were more). Never fixed it HERE though. #SMHGeorge
@Devonte Huntley You bet. I'll get a grip. Can I interest you in a cup of Sanka?
@Devonte HuntleyIt's great you've really picked up the spirit of auralnauts.
You should watch the Kylo Ren reacts to the Rise of Skywalker trailer.
Kylo says that the heavy breathing at the beginning of the trailer is " The exhausted panting of the average fanboy after throwing their tantrum".
Relevant?
Ya its vader.wish they corrected it.
Doctor. Hello doctor. Ah yes good to see you doctor. Good morning doctors. Thank you doctor. Well, goodbye doctors.
How many doctors, each with a name. Referred to only by title yet not sunken with shame. A doctors a doctor. By golly it’s true. A doctors a doctor be his name Andy or Drew.
There are some silly jokes but Vader rambling about continuity , filling holes with his own monologues ...that's priceless
For the last time, scan for droids.
@@Anonymous-zd1ow Because he wouldn't like you when you're angry?
@@alanc5954 No, he wouldn't.
@@Anonymous-zd1ow Fair enough. In for the Lols.
Yes my lord (lol)
He had so much on his mind he even forgot to choke him to death. Luckiest Imperial Officer ever.
lol this is like when an anime character explains every plot point out loud
By far the worst thing about that genre.
It did didn't it
@@Olematonnimi Do elaborate, asshole.
@@thisismyname3928 Genre is a form of story style. Like Action. Fantasy. Science Fiction. Anime is animation which is a form of media. There are different Anime Genres. Sports, Ecchi, Battle Shounen, Psychological, Mecha, Slice of Life, Magical Girls, Isekai etc.
Animation, comics, paintings, books, music, movie are all forms of media.
@@Olematonnimi Sounds like you should apologize.
Something about " *ALWAYS SCAN FOR DROIDS* " had me close to tears
😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂
“But, Lord Vader, every time we scan for droids, our scanner picks up YOU!”
Some of this is played a bit too straight that I didn't realize it was supposed to be parody at first.
But some of this is also what we were all thinking.
I see Vader has mastered the art of diplomatic solutions and aggressive negotiations
"I have been foiled by the superior engineering of the Empire." 😂😂😂😂😂
Thus, Vader was proven wrong. They SHOULD be proud of this technological terror they created. Its very doors are enough to render him powerless.
Sliding doors over the exhaust port. Just saying.
@@DavidAWA
How about some kind of net or several nets in the exhaust vent?
@@DavidAWA
And anti-air lasercannons around it. Because what the flak were they thinking?
@@DavidAWA The exhaust port does not need doors.
It's was a million to one shot, even with a computer...
No... The destruction of the Death Star was clearly an inside job!
@@Hebdomad7 It's not a one in a million shot. I used to target Sandwomen and Sandchildren in my T-17 back home and they were running.
"you better start taking the force seriously or all of us will die on this battle station.................and ALWAYS scan for droids"
8:56 that's a really good point actually
I don't see the logic in that because HE CAN JUST CUT THROUGH THE BLOODY DOOR,
HE HAS A LIGHTSABER DOESN'T HE, USE IT.
The audio flashback to Anakin's burning makes it sound like he was taking the galaxy's biggest dump. Let go, Anakin. Use the Force and let it flow out of you!
😂😂😂
Was it a Force Dump?
Yes I often scream “I HATE YOU” as my giant turd rips my hole as it leaves my body.
The real reason he hates sand
Crap now I gotta change my britches.
3:58. J.J Abrams would be proud of that lens flare
jar jar abrams
They keep getting brighter
Lens
08:41
Lmao best scene in this whole thing... Vader takes a moment to reflect on better times while his legit being reflected on
The jedi were well known all over the galaxy. Their existence was pretty common knowledge. But in 18 years they're completely forgotten and just a myth for the original trilogy... the problem with starting a story halfway through and then writing the beginning.
Maybe they were still rare and only known in core worlds like Corrusant and those in conflict during the clone wars. There were thousands of them during the prequels, but still rare to see them in places like Tatooine.
Jedi are considered a spacers tall tale by Anakin in episode 1. They were probably decently well known as a monastic order, but their powers have seldom been witnessed firsthand. Still, yes, the continuity is not airtight.
What sounds more plausible?
That a 'black box' NGO of telepathic, telekinetic & prescient guardians have protected the Empire for ages from an Ivory Tower but there has been a recent traitorous coup brought upon a single man in Government?
Or that 15 years of propaganda worked hard to reduce & censor the memory because it was a dangerous false narrative?
Vader is right to question how none of the Imperials remember Yoda.
Anakin says no one can kill a Jedi, but that's just because he's a kid, other adults would've known how powerful they are, and that's on a supposedly backwater planet as Tatooine.
You basically just prequelized the original trilogy
“I HATE YOU”
Richard Landerman no it was my brother Anakin, I loved him
Richard Landerman bruh u suck lol
I'd love to see an "OT-ization" of the prequel trilogy
I liked the prequels
Top Three Vader Lines of All Time:
1. I am your Father (ESB)
2. Noooooooo!!!!! (ROTS, ROTJ)
3. Scan for Droids!!! (SW Reimagined)
the quote is actually.. No, I am your father
@@wavytiger1 Dude...it was a joke about the new line in the video...
@@wavytiger1 DO YA HEAR THAT?
THAT SOUND? THAT "WOOOOSHING" SOUND?
THAT'S THE JOKE. GOING OVER YOUR HEAD.
r/woooosh
The Nooo of Return of Jedi came on the new Blue ray editions, doesnt appear in the original neither in 1997 editions
Solo: My ship made the Kessle run in 12 parsecs.
Vader: UM, ACTUALLY PARSECS ARE A MEASURE OF DISTANCE.
@@QualityPen Congratulations on "um, actually-ing" an "um, actually." Give yourself a gift to celebrate.
TomServoDoctor42 even without watching the film, from Star Wars history, the falcon took a short cut , rather then going the full hyperspace lane route.
TomServoDoctor42 Brooklyn nine nine? Amy Santiago..
Fuck... It's so difficult to understand that having made the kessel run in 12 parsecs meant that he with the falcon made the voyage shortening the actual distance traveled by the ship, which accounts for the speed and maneuver capability of the falcon....
@@QualityPen -- Yeah, but that still doesn't make any sense, does it? It's like saying "is it a fast car? My car is the car that circumnavigated the globe in only 327 miles."
"I've been foiled by the superior engineering of the empire" lmao
6:05 “Give up now Obi-Wan! Your cause was lost the day Jar Jar Binks granted emergency powers to Emperor Palpatine.” Jesus. 😂🤣😂
I really love this reimagined version of Darth Vader. I can relate his warfare strategy skills with Anakin from the Clone Wars TV show. Like how he keep insist them to scan for the droids.
Good point! It doesn’t really work because he’s meant to become overcome with anger, but it IS very The Clone Wars Anakin
Jamin Jedi r/woooosh
@@jakejohnson4118 r/woosh
Just hearing Vader say "Jar Jar Binks" in his mask voice must've been the reason I got out of bed this morning.
That force choke went on for so long I laughed. 😂 Also I loved when Vader kept winding up to deliver a death blow to Obi-Wan only for them to then continue fighting. 🤣
I fucking lost it when Duel of the Fates started blasting over the loops of the original, awkward, stilted lightsaber slaps.
"Okay Darth, we get it, you watched the prequels."
@FettTheRanter ...while Force projecting himself from his castle on Mustafar
"Didn't you learn about the Clone Wars at your fancy naval academy? When the entire galaxy was almost conquered by, wait for it... DROIDS. Always scan for droids!!"
In light of the Obi Wan show the lightsaber dialogue could be taken even further now! Amazing stuff 👏 👌 🙌
I want "Always scan for droids" on a t-shirt.
What made me laugh the most was how much Vader and Kenobi kept turning around and around.
"Try spinning, that's a good trick!"
Other Imperials in the room during the Motti Scene: "Oh geez, Vader mentioned Yoda again. There goes our lunch break...I'd better space-text my wife that I'll be getting home late."
Jess-T “space text” 😂😂😂
"space home"
“Your cause was lost ever since Jar-Jar Binks......” 😂😂😂 Indeed. Star Wars was lost ever since Jar-Jar Binks
... granted emergency powers to Emperor Palpatine" It's true. lol
Starwars has been lost since the sequel trilogy
And he was annoying as hell lol
Vader explains how Yoda saved him by turning into a ball of green fury. He then explains how all the Jedi were around recently in his own life time. That it did NOT happen in ancient times!!! LMMFAO!
Lol Darth Vader: "I know this because I was there. I know this because I saw it. I grow tired of repeating myself."
I don't think the "Duel of Fates" was loud enough. I could barely hear it.
somarriba333 could’ve been louder
Daniel Mansur “duel of fates” can always be louder 😂
I was waiting for Dance fight 66 to blast
Hearing Vader say Jar Jar Binks made me laugh way more than i thought it would
When he demonstrates the Force, explains what it is and how it works, then lets him go while explaining why it's important, it almost makes Vader seem nice.
"This ship - THIS EXACT SHIP - was last seen fleeing Scariff with information stolen from our databanks! I know this because I was the one who witnessed it fleeing after personally boarding a Rebel command ship! I watched someone, possibly YOU, narrowly escape my grasp!" 🤣🤣🤣 Is it bad that I like this version better than the original?
No
You must be part of the Rebel Alliance
Fixing the continuity would probably add an hour to the film
Its a bit too long and wordy to fit Vaders personality we see in most of the movies
Yes
Vader: This displeases me greatly, commander.
Commander: Phew, got lucky considering how Vader expressed his displeasure to Krennic.
Where's the prequel flashbacks? Also, this needs even more lens flare.
Something about this entire thing being "Darth Vader except he over-speaks enough to make you uncomfortable but not enough to notice it immediately" made me burst out laughing
wait are you saying that updating a 40-year old movie with the aesthetics and storytelling conventions of a modern movie is super jarring and pointless?
i'd rather say: conventions of a prequel movie.
Holy shit, summed up my thoughts.
40 years of movies, books, cartoons, and other assorted media. I can't ever remember Vader saying more than 2 or 3 sentences at once. He certainly never spouted off about the nature of the force to mere mortals like Imperial Officers.
@@patrickturner6878 he wouldn't have either if it wouldn't but think there is a threat they are trying to deal with here and the force is at the heart he wouldn't give an elaborate education on it to lesser but he would let them know that there are forces they are not paying attention at play
@@patrickturner6878 Almost like this video is satire
"When I first met your father, he was already very good at pod racing, but my master Qui-gon Jinn and I were amazed at how high his midi-chlorean count was. Also, according your grandmother, he had no father, which led Qui-gon to believe that Anakin was part of an ancient prophecy wherein the Force itself would conceive a child destined to destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force. Needless to say, this didn't actually happen, since the Jedi were almost entirely wiped out by Order 66 and a Sith now rules the entire Galaxy. Anyway, that's also when Anakin met your mother, Padme, who was the orignal owner of this R2 unit here, as well as the queen of Naboo..."
@@tofu9107 - "Luke..."
"Ben?"
"Luke... You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me... Which isn't to say that he was _my_ Master, that was a man named Qui-Gon Jinn. Yoda was more of a kindergarten teacher to me, but still someone we all looked to for guidance."
"... Dagobah system?"
"Qui-Gon had died when I was still a Padawan - that's what we call a Jedi apprentice, by the way - and after you were born Yoda and I learned that he had actually merged with the living Force when he died, becoming a apparition capable of communicating with the living, which is what I'm doing now..."
"Ben... Ben....."
"... Qui-Gon had been teaching both Yoda and I how to accomplish this for most of your life, so it's probably more accurate to say that Yoda didn't so much instruct _me_ as he was instructed by the same Jedi Master who instructed me..."
@@f1nger605 Shit, he has already been frosen to death while I was talking...
Obi-wan in the original: should I tell Luke that this R2 unit is essentially the entire reason anakin survived long enough to kill off the entire Jedi order? Wait, he's looking at me funny. Better make up a cover story before he realises Darth Vader is his actual master and betrays us all.
@@f1nger605 perfect!
When duel of the fates stated playing with Obi wan vs Darth made me fall off my bed
I like how the dialogue is all caught up, but Vader’s lines remind me of a biology teacher that’s upset with their class because they can’t remember the parts of a cell
YOOO THIS IS THE BEST JAMES EARL JONES IMPRESSION IVE HERD.
Actually gets his tone and inflection down perfectly and the audio mixing reflects how he sounds in Rebels/Rogue One. 10/10
Thank you! 🙏🏽
@@jessegomez203 Like, I'm not even kidding, my Dad has done really good impersonations since he has a similar build and vocal pattern as Jones, but you do it nigh perfectly.
I just watched some of your videos, and I think the biggest reason you stand out Above the Rest is that you're actually emulating James Earl Jones, and not trying to sound like Vader.
Jeff Sol
Yes he was! And he played the role *perfectly!*
Its not perfect but definitely better than some other non JEJ actors.
@@TheVGC Jesse Gomez originally became highly noticed through Shards of the Past so watch Vader: Shards of the Past by @Star Wars Theory on here if you haven't yet already! A FANTASTIC fan-made series, to say the least! If you love it, then stay tuned as there are more episodes underway to complete that Fan Film series!! :D
The whole time Darth Vader was a very calm minded boss who would absolutely make you feel like a complete moron if he felt like you deserved it.
Vader why can't you be a real guy and replace my idiot boss
Well besides the whole kill you if you make any kind of mistake or your subordinates makes any mistakes thing....yeah sure he would be a great boss.
The best part about this video is that these totally sound like lines Episode II-III Anakin would say.
Vader: I sense a presence, a presence I have not felt since...
*opens eyes in shock*
Master
This is brilliant, guys. This is the best kind of parody. It finds a lot of it's absurdity in the reality of what it's poking fun at rather than exaggerating beyond belief to make something seem overtly silly. I tend to appreciate star wars fan films but maintain the same quality critique standards I have for any movie. This had me laughing out loud with the unneeded lens flares and 30+ seconds of echoing prequel dialogue followed by MORE exposition. A+ satire commentary.
You do you know they weren’t serious?
I actually like Vader talking like this. We all know he's smart like this, but he's never been the descriptive type.
Reminds me of Rogue One Vader.
Meh, he's way too talkative like this. He's meant to be a menace of few words, not an extreme monologuer
Aaron Lachin like a villain In a video game
this is just too much exposition. and that should never be in a movie.
HiddenWen he was pretty descriptive about SAND
1:15, Leia's reply to Vader should be,
"I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain." :D
Super! Brilliant in so many ways! I would list my favorite scenes but they're all my favorite! You guys are hilarious!
Hence forth, you shall be known as Darth Flashbacks
Obi-wan: Okay time to die..oh Luke is not here yet?
(swoosh swoosh swoosh)
- Okay now? He is still not here?
(swooshing continue)
- Okay now he arrived.
Luke: NO!
ah, thx for explaining that lol
Obi Wan says, " strike me down I'll become more powerful than you can imagine ". All he becomes is a voice that only Luke can hear, and occasionally see him as spirit. But he doesn't become any more powerful.
Vader: I grow tired of repeating myself.
Also Vader during his fight with Kenobi:
"You talked too much." - Thor, Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
8:15 “Ah, finally. It’s over.”
Auralnauts: “You just got PRANKED!”