STAR WARS Reimagined: The Empire Strikes Back

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  • čas přidán 20. 08. 2020
  • Every new Star Wars movie and show make the original trilogy more and more confusing. So much apparently happened that none of the characters seem to remember. Reimagined will make them remember, no matter how stupid things get. Cast info below.
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    Huge thanks to our outstanding guest cast members:
    Darth Vader - Jesse Gomez bit.ly/2QkfJdb
    Palpatine - Monty www.castingcall.club/m/MontyVc
    Imperials/Yoda: Auralnauts Craven
    Lando/Boba Fett: Auralnaut Zak
    Vader Model: • flagged as controversi...
    Music from the Star Wars films by John Williams and additional music from The Atomic Bomb Movie soundtrack by William Stromberg.
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  • @Auralnauts
    @Auralnauts  Před 3 lety +868

    Hey everyone, if you have questions about the status of other projects (*cough*Episode 7*cough*), you should join our discord server for updates and more. We're on there all the time. discord.gg/BcjCUC4

    • @Auralnauts
      @Auralnauts  Před 3 lety +76

      Good god sorry about all the ad breaks in this one! There’s a copyright claim on the video so we don’t have control over it.

    • @IrrevocablyZoey
      @IrrevocablyZoey Před 3 lety +8

      I have desires.

    • @hexadecimal5236
      @hexadecimal5236 Před 3 lety +12

      These are so good you can probably contact the original actors! Actors always love brave new original content and yours is fucking ->>IT

    • @mylink.orb17
      @mylink.orb17 Před 3 lety +9

      My daughters and I are Star Wars fanatics.
      We can't get enough of this stuff, thank you!!
      😍😎🤩
      "The value of R2D2 cannot be underestimated... " I say this *ALL.* *THE.* *TIME.*

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito Před 3 lety +15

      @@Auralnauts I should be ashamed to admit that I use uBlock Origin, but I'm not. Fuck CZcams. I want to give YOU my time (and maybe sometimes money), not them.

  • @isaacmchale8832
    @isaacmchale8832 Před 3 lety +909

    Deleted scene:
    Luke: "But Han and Leia will die if I don't!"
    Yoda: "Forget Chewbacca, you must not. Saved my life during the Battle of Kashyyyk he did. Forget his bravery, I never will."

  • @BrutalMorV
    @BrutalMorV Před 3 lety +379

    "At least I had a dad..." Savage

  • @scywow
    @scywow Před 3 lety +350

    "Spinning has failed you, just as it failed me."
    Yep. True.

    • @aquatone9
      @aquatone9 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sageoz9886
      @sageoz9886 Před 2 lety +4

      But it's such a good trick

  • @fuzzytabby4304
    @fuzzytabby4304 Před 3 lety +493

    Imagine how confusing these scenes would have been in 1980.

    • @joshuaclabeaux1470
      @joshuaclabeaux1470 Před 3 lety +25

      Yeah, some make sense, but some are too much information.

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 Před 3 lety +64

      @@joshuaclabeaux1470 It's a parody, it's supposed to be too much to drive home the point that in the original movies they seem to forget all of this stuff that happened.

    • @darkprose
      @darkprose Před 2 lety +18

      @@logicaldude3611 All the changes in the original trilogy crossed the parody line decades ago. And the sincere “reimagining” is...just as silly as anything Auralnauts does. But fans fawn. _Star Wars_ is dead. Creatively speaking. It’s just a self-cannibalizing behemoth, eating its own entrails.

    • @carterjmd
      @carterjmd Před 2 lety +4

      @@darkprose shut up

    • @lazarolechon1
      @lazarolechon1 Před 2 lety +25

      @@darkprose The whole point of the reimagining is to show how stupid it all is and how bad the writing has been with regard to the OT since then

  • @connermorrison1330
    @connermorrison1330 Před 3 lety +2872

    “It is not an exaggeration to say the empire might not exist without the actions of R2-D2”
    Why you gotta do this to me

    • @mrredherring2900
      @mrredherring2900 Před 3 lety +210

      I love the slight pause after that sentence , as if to say: "Just let that sink in for a moment."

    • @El_Presidente_5337
      @El_Presidente_5337 Před 3 lety +81

      One of the most important characters lmao

    • @philipchurch8772
      @philipchurch8772 Před 3 lety +35

      The actual movies did that one.

    • @beetlepimp4777
      @beetlepimp4777 Před 3 lety +26

      I read this EXACTLY when he said it

    • @craigdohmen2648
      @craigdohmen2648 Před 3 lety +59

      Yeah but on the other hand, if that imperial officer hadn't told the gunner to hold his fire when R2 and C3PO escaped at the beginning of Ep4, the Empire would've won.

  • @AttentiveDragon
    @AttentiveDragon Před 3 lety +2104

    "I was once like you, Luke. I too believed spinning was a good trick."

    • @MetaGnomePictures
      @MetaGnomePictures Před 3 lety +50

      Lost it at that point. Couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the video 🤣 😂

    • @aguynamednathan
      @aguynamednathan Před 3 lety +54

      Did y'all notice how the lightsaber spun down after Vader cut off Luke's hand?

    • @jefmes
      @jefmes Před 3 lety +4

      I laugh every time, even when I know its coming.

    • @erol3691
      @erol3691 Před 3 lety

      1 like for your pic

    • @kurjekkolds1489
      @kurjekkolds1489 Před 3 lety +7

      loved how everytime he retreated from Vader he was spinning like mad

  • @JLFulks
    @JLFulks Před 3 lety +424

    Boba Fett saying “This is the way” really made me chuckle lol

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Před 2 lety +4

      @Rose Jenna Prieto Arias except he didn't really, it was more like he was raised by a older twin.

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius Před 2 lety +9

      @@LisaAnn777
      I mean Jango was still his father in multiple regards, he was his genetic sire, he raised him, and he took that role.

    • @Testingthisname
      @Testingthisname Před rokem +2

      i dont get it

    • @trixylizard6970
      @trixylizard6970 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@AveSicarius Jango abandoned all of his children except one. Not going to be the one who says it but....

    • @animegamerjace9851
      @animegamerjace9851 Před 8 měsíci

      @@TestingthisnameWatch The Mandalorian

  • @SnipeMD
    @SnipeMD Před 3 lety +287

    Lando's betrayal actually makes 100% more sense in this context.
    Also, "yes run...run away from your problems" killed me.

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 Před rokem +3

      Luke's disbelief at the revelation of who his father is makes more sense in this video because he is also informed that Leia is a sister.

    • @jacktheflash8478
      @jacktheflash8478 Před 10 měsíci +1

      It makes sense either way imho

    • @trixylizard6970
      @trixylizard6970 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@rickoshay5525 That look on Han's face when he looks back at Luke, like "bruuuuh". XD

    • @trixylizard6970
      @trixylizard6970 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@jacktheflash8478 Yeah I thought so too. But this way is not only more fleshed out, visceral, and more dramatic, it also retcons in the sequels&friends.

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 Před 3 lety +914

    "Luke, I am your father!"
    "No, that's impossible!"
    "And Princess Leia is your sister."
    "No, that's... improbable."
    "And as a kid, I build C-3PO."
    "..that's very unlikely."
    "And the Empire will be defeated by ewoks."

    • @OuttaMyMind911
      @OuttaMyMind911 Před 3 lety +144

      Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out.

    • @andremuniz6623
      @andremuniz6623 Před 3 lety +76

      Ah, a man of culture.

    • @joby-wankenobinolan3428
      @joby-wankenobinolan3428 Před 3 lety +58

      Robot chicken is the fuckin best

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 Před 3 lety +34

      “...”
      “Yeah, pretty much everyone you know is connected to me.”
      “What about Han?”
      “He’s the only outlier.”
      “Even Chew-!?”
      “Yes.”
      “NOOOOOOOO!”

    • @dutchvonrichardson
      @dutchvonrichardson Před 3 lety +9

      Lando isn’t connected to Vader either but that’s about it. I guess technically neither is Boba Fett. Boba just meets Vader later, but that’s not “connected.”

  • @davidmrattigan
    @davidmrattigan Před 3 lety +592

    "30 or 40 years from this moment, my plan will finally be complete" hahaha

    • @johnstewart3737
      @johnstewart3737 Před 3 lety +24

      30 & 40 years, played out in a real terrible, terrible movie!

    • @dutchvonrichardson
      @dutchvonrichardson Před 3 lety +7

      “I mean a god awful movie, but the new age had to butcher the last remaining cast member of the original series, besides Lando Calrisian.”

    • @dutchvonrichardson
      @dutchvonrichardson Před 3 lety +3

      John Stewart So buddy has Disney done a solid and just erased that Force Awakens trilogy? Cause that’s the next logical move.

    • @californiansniper2133
      @californiansniper2133 Před 3 lety

      @@dutchvonrichardson I heard they made it canon

    • @andrewcabral963
      @andrewcabral963 Před 2 lety

      @@dutchvonrichardson Leia wasn’t ruined she was actually doing stuff and not sitting on her ass doing nothing like Han and Luke did

  • @universalpedagogue
    @universalpedagogue Před 3 lety +163

    "Have you executed my instructions for orders 67, 68, and... 2,000,070?"
    I see what you did there... 😏

    • @aisforairborne
      @aisforairborne Před 3 lety +14

      What did he do?

    • @universalpedagogue
      @universalpedagogue Před 3 lety +40

      @@aisforairborne he subverted our expectations by skipping 69, guys!

    • @commanderpondscc-4112
      @commanderpondscc-4112 Před 3 lety +19

      @@universalpedagogue that’s a crime against the Senate!
      Wait, he is the Senate!

    • @pts5217
      @pts5217 Před 3 lety +32

      Did you miss the “We’ll be in touch soon, on order 69” joke?

    • @universalpedagogue
      @universalpedagogue Před 3 lety +12

      @@pts5217 No, I didn't. lol. The fact they savored the joke was what made it funny.

  • @DoItProjects
    @DoItProjects Před 3 lety +91

    That was incredible! "Spin your jedi weapon. Difficult to see the action must be. Yes, spin. Spin! SPIN!" Hahaha.

  • @johnmccarron7066
    @johnmccarron7066 Před 3 lety +1351

    "My Lord, the fleet has moved out of light speed, and are preparing to-"
    "Have I told you of the importance of R2-D2, Admiral?"

  • @Wolfspiritzero
    @Wolfspiritzero Před 3 lety +926

    The saber spinning after Luke loses his hand is subtle and hilarious.

    • @commando1124
      @commando1124 Před 3 lety +38

      Well I've heard it's a good trick

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Před 3 lety +42

      I've got to give you a hand for noticing that one.

    • @Guidodo
      @Guidodo Před 3 lety +16

      Haha I laughed so hard at that too. Classic Auralnauts ♡

    • @ItsBeeks
      @ItsBeeks Před 3 lety +13

      Legend says it still spins to this day

    • @joemass6535
      @joemass6535 Před 3 lety +5

      It can’t spin you have to put pressure to kept the light saber on

  • @jacklennon1035
    @jacklennon1035 Před 3 lety +159

    "Use the green leaves to wipe, YOU MUSTN'T" I lost my shit

  • @MagnusGugilusVugilus
    @MagnusGugilusVugilus Před 3 lety +109

    Disney: *sees this
    Disney: ‘write that down! Write that down!’

    • @thedys70
      @thedys70 Před 3 lety +7

      KK then proceeds to choke the writers using the Force, for their insubordination.

    • @themedianman9712
      @themedianman9712 Před 3 lety +5

      Apparently...they did.

    • @sh-hg4eg
      @sh-hg4eg Před 2 lety

      Disney has become an absolute joke.

  • @TK17000
    @TK17000 Před 3 lety +403

    "Use the green leaves to wipe...
    You mustn't!"

    • @Provigilman
      @Provigilman Před 3 lety +59

      An uncurable rash you will get

    • @droidBasher
      @droidBasher Před 3 lety +32

      Sorry I didn't hear the last part when I was walking away. Oh well, it can't be too important.

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 Před 3 lety +10

      @@droidBasher I wouldn't be relying on this cream now if you spoke the right way around!

    • @boxhead6177
      @boxhead6177 Před 3 lety +19

      The thought he was a General of an Army and thats how he communicated is scarey.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 Před 3 lety +14

      @@boxhead6177 Attack from the front!
      We will not. Unguarded the entrance won't be.

  • @deimos2126
    @deimos2126 Před 3 lety +714

    "In about 40 years from now, my plan will be complete" - nailed it

  • @SS-st5vf
    @SS-st5vf Před rokem +49

    It's unbelievably impressive how closely the voices match the originals. Bravo.

  • @KazuyaVeranes
    @KazuyaVeranes Před 3 lety +63

    7:20 “Difficult to see, the action must be!” 😂

  • @TyresOFlaherty
    @TyresOFlaherty Před 3 lety +807

    Been watching the Auralnauts' versions of Star Wars so much that I almost forgot "Oh, right. VADER is Luke's dad, not Obi-Wan..."

    • @Flesjemetwater
      @Flesjemetwater Před 3 lety +62

      You mean Larry?

    • @meh2521
      @meh2521 Před 3 lety +73

      Obi-wan Ben Larry Kenobi

    • @TyresOFlaherty
      @TyresOFlaherty Před 3 lety +48

      @@Flesjemetwater I think he's going by Bonjo now...

    • @MrTheBaron
      @MrTheBaron Před 3 lety +43

      At this point, Auralnauts' Star Wars lore is pretty much canon to me now.

    • @davidcurameng
      @davidcurameng Před 3 lety +8

      Crap, even now I’m trapped in Auralnauts lore. I thought it was Steve. 🤔🙃

  • @NatesFilmTutorials
    @NatesFilmTutorials Před 3 lety +488

    Darth Regional Manager “Exposition” Vader

  • @schizowayne
    @schizowayne Před 3 lety +64

    I like how the saber spins even after Vader cuts off Luke’s hand

  • @MetalGamer666
    @MetalGamer666 Před 3 lety +86

    Wow! The Vader speech to Luke in the end was actually really good! I think Luke would have reacted differently than he did in the actual movie if Vader revealed all that to him!

    • @aahill35
      @aahill35 Před 3 lety +23

      I agree. As far as dramatic motive goes, it's pretty good. It makes his hatred of the Jedi much more credible. I was thinking, "Wow, that's both compelling and not especially funny." Of course, thirty seconds later he shows the polaroid (apparently first invented in a galaxy far, far away) of the child and we're back to laughing.

    • @eskanda3434
      @eskanda3434 Před rokem +5

      It was actually an epic speech

    • @MattEland
      @MattEland Před rokem +6

      It was fantastic. The movie's is iconic for its simplicity, but this one is just epic, naked, and true to Anakin. Quite well delivered too!

    • @trixylizard6970
      @trixylizard6970 Před 8 měsíci +2

      And that his reaction wasn't to anything Vader meant to communicate, but the cringe of the memory of making out with his sister in front of all his friends... So fucking good.

  • @archsteel7
    @archsteel7 Před 3 lety +1270

    "I too once believed that spinning was a good trick" I died laughing, holy shit.

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito Před 3 lety +5

      So good!!

    • @emudeko
      @emudeko Před 3 lety +38

      It failed General Grievous too.

    • @strider9000
      @strider9000 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah I had to back it up, I missed the next part because I was laughing so hard...

    • @georgekuttysebastian1412
      @georgekuttysebastian1412 Před 3 lety +2

      Like father like son

    • @evilmiera
      @evilmiera Před 3 lety +12

      Minutes of build-up to that one joke and it was all worth it.

  • @president89
    @president89 Před 3 lety +859

    Vader: "Padme Survived?"
    Palpatine" ... can't hear... Connection...astroid field"

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 Před 3 lety +14

      *asteroid

    • @alexandrenunesdeoliveira9417
      @alexandrenunesdeoliveira9417 Před 3 lety +12

      Yes, we've seen it and we heard you. Thanks.. For adding nothing.

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 Před 3 lety +8

      czcams.com/video/eatIzqwB2dA/video.html
      Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life.
      (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
      (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    • @johannesvonmalos7505
      @johannesvonmalos7505 Před 3 lety +1

      Where in this did it have it apt to proselytize?

    • @FairyWeatherMan
      @FairyWeatherMan Před 3 lety +2

      That made me laugh! :D

  • @bremCZ
    @bremCZ Před 3 lety +33

    "Spinning has failed you just as it failed me." Is a great quote.

  • @hikaruultma
    @hikaruultma Před 3 lety +26

    I love how they superimposed the scene of them kissing after Darth Vader tells him Leia is his sister 😂😂

  • @Ashbro117
    @Ashbro117 Před 3 lety +222

    “Spinning has failed you. Just as it failed me.” 💀💀

  • @ThePlumAbides
    @ThePlumAbides Před 3 lety +216

    3:30 "order 67, 68, and..."
    Oooh, he's gonna say it
    "2 million and 70"
    Well now I'm mad...

  • @lethalweeaboo2239
    @lethalweeaboo2239 Před 3 lety +12

    "Yes, run from conflict..."

  • @cyberdelicxp9125
    @cyberdelicxp9125 Před 3 lety +101

    "...I too believed that spinning was a good trick..."
    Fatality.
    Legit better than anything better than Disney had done with star wars to this day

    • @aarontoles5988
      @aarontoles5988 Před 3 lety +3

      Just long as memes stay in the community and out of the movies. They should at least try to be serious.

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome Před 3 lety +258

    7:56
    “Stay here and stab fish, I will.”
    That’s canon

  • @kamlincox5909
    @kamlincox5909 Před 3 lety +246

    I lost my shit when Darth Vader talks about how he can’t perfect force projection and that he hopes someone, one day, will

  • @ayeitburns1
    @ayeitburns1 Před 3 lety +41

    That is an impeccable Palpy impression, Luke as well, totally nailed it

    • @darknight991
      @darknight991 Před rokem +6

      My man that’s just Mark Hamill.

    • @JW-qd3ol
      @JW-qd3ol Před rokem +4

      @@darknight991 Yeah those lines are exactly the same they didn't edit his lines at all.

  • @BrandonJOlson
    @BrandonJOlson Před 3 lety +26

    "You should have never rubbed another man's rhubarb," had me laughing actually out loud.

    • @davidm4566
      @davidm4566 Před 2 lety +3

      This totally makes me think of Batman 89...and Billy D was in that one, too. It must have been on purpose.

  • @ellliottter
    @ellliottter Před 3 lety +479

    Star Wars: Emotionally Unhinged & Oversharing Vader Edition

    • @moistbender148
      @moistbender148 Před 3 lety +9

      Different from the emotionally closed off, angry, take-no-shit badass Vader we got.

    • @DarthTwilight
      @DarthTwilight Před 3 lety +1

      @@moistbender148 ........I miss normal-voiced vader =[

    • @vehaoeusnth
      @vehaoeusnth Před 3 lety +7

      Emotionally unhinged and oversharing?! This is completely how a normal well adjusted introspective person would work things out and act

    • @MrKrinj-
      @MrKrinj- Před 3 lety

      You are not wrong

  • @TaralgaBushAdventure
    @TaralgaBushAdventure Před 3 lety +284

    "...Surprised that recognize me, you did not. Head of the Jedi Council, was I. Well documented, it was."

    • @handznet
      @handznet Před 3 lety +26

      But was probably all wiped out before his exile of course.

    • @MoneyJoX
      @MoneyJoX Před 3 lety +15

      @@handznet Yeah, at least in the old EU the Empire did it's best to wipe away any trace of the Jedi and the Republic.

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před 3 lety +8

      Actually Windu was head of the Jedi Counci, Yoda was grandmaster.

    • @jeda7343
      @jeda7343 Před 3 lety +10

      That means Luke missed the Clone Wars show every friday 😕

    • @YodatheHobbit
      @YodatheHobbit Před 3 lety +4

      Well, Luke was just a farmboy. I don't think the Halonet was broadcast as far as Tatooine.

  • @Mintholu
    @Mintholu Před 3 lety +40

    This aged well seeing Luke come to rescue Baby Yoda in the Mandalorian

  • @z-beeblebrox
    @z-beeblebrox Před 3 lety +73

    "Use the green leaves to wipe..."
    *takes green leaves*
    "...you mustn't!"
    God DAMN it Yoda

    • @joshuaclabeaux1470
      @joshuaclabeaux1470 Před 3 lety +7

      "un-treatable rash you shall have..."

    • @michaelmckinnon1591
      @michaelmckinnon1591 Před 3 lety +2

      Poison Ivy doesn't grow on Dagobah though, Yoda must've visited Earth at some point.

    • @joshuaclabeaux1470
      @joshuaclabeaux1470 Před 3 lety +6

      @@michaelmckinnon1591 maybe something else does, though.

    • @michaelmckinnon1591
      @michaelmckinnon1591 Před 3 lety +2

      @@joshuaclabeaux1470 none of the plants on Dagobah produce a rash, otherwise Yoda and Luke would be dead from Yoda's stew made from the plants and animals of Dagobah

    • @joshuaclabeaux1470
      @joshuaclabeaux1470 Před 3 lety +4

      @@michaelmckinnon1591 that's the stupidest thing I ever heard; Yoda is very wise, it's not like he made that stew out of random plants; he knows which ones are safe and which ones aren't.

  • @berkinix
    @berkinix Před 3 lety +1281

    I love how Vader narrates everything even though no one asked him to. 😂

    • @tonys9796
      @tonys9796 Před 3 lety +51

      I was like damn Vader is talkative!!!

    • @jankopransky2551
      @jankopransky2551 Před 3 lety +35

      @Gray Jedi Who'd wanna stop James Earl Jones talking?

    • @heat7012
      @heat7012 Před 3 lety +11

      As all the "bad guys" in movies...

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 Před 3 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/eatIzqwB2dA/video.html
      Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life.
      (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
      (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    • @aarontoles5988
      @aarontoles5988 Před 3 lety +3

      What your boss is reeeeally thinking

  • @Detahramet
    @Detahramet Před 3 lety +155

    Y'know, something about Vader turning into a rambling old man makes him a lot more endearing.

    • @kurjekkolds1489
      @kurjekkolds1489 Před 3 lety +9

      thing is he's only like 45-46 years old there.

    • @Takeshi357
      @Takeshi357 Před 3 lety +23

      The reactions are even funnier. The way how quickly Veers says "Thank you my lord" is like he's just looking for an excuse to leave, and Han Solo's torture scene makes it look like he's suffering more because of the rambling than the device

    • @Detahramet
      @Detahramet Před 3 lety

      @Gray Jedi Well as we've seen over the last yeah, you can be directly responsible for the deaths of well over a hundred thousand people due to your incompetence and still be qualified to be president.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth Před 3 lety

      @Gray Jedi Im sure the president agrees with you.

  • @Yamigata
    @Yamigata Před 3 lety +21

    Lando: I never loved anyone more than I loved that robot
    Han: Yeah......

  • @Godzillarex
    @Godzillarex Před 3 lety +745

    This was really well made! I enjoyed that besides being funny it was legitimately trying to makes sense of all the retcons. The Lando section in particular was absolutely hilarious, haha

    • @charliebrown2460
      @charliebrown2460 Před 3 lety +25

      "Spin. Spin! Spiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!!!" 🤣

    • @malefic1blitz602
      @malefic1blitz602 Před 3 lety

      Didn’t know you were a Star Wars fan probably should have known since you did the “How many fight styles does Darth Vader Know?”

    • @sequoiahughes8536
      @sequoiahughes8536 Před 3 lety +13

      Never rub another man's rhubarb

    • @mixgameplayer5617
      @mixgameplayer5617 Před 3 lety +8

      "Run...Run and Hide." hahahhahahhaha

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 Před 3 lety +5

      czcams.com/video/eatIzqwB2dA/video.html
      Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life.
      (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
      (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

  • @Blackout201_
    @Blackout201_ Před 3 lety +338

    The plan being fulfilled in 30 to 40 years will forever be stuck in my head now when I watch episodes 5 and 6

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito Před 3 lety +12

      The Emperor was playing the real long con all along!

    • @lukemeyer649
      @lukemeyer649 Před 3 lety +3

      It’s gonna sicken me 😂

    • @lukemeyer649
      @lukemeyer649 Před 3 lety +2

      After watching this I realize this is a comedy thing and I took it too seriously

    • @bluecollardaily2676
      @bluecollardaily2676 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lukemeyer649 yea but the sickening part is ITS TRUE....damn

  • @ThePCForever
    @ThePCForever Před 3 lety +527

    The voice acting is incredible. Whoever voiced Palpatine deserves huge props.

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover Před 3 lety +10

      yup

    • @djaxisravenguard
      @djaxisravenguard Před 3 lety +5

      I'd almost be willing to say ian mc*not going to try and spell it* himself did it.

    • @BenniRoR
      @BenniRoR Před 3 lety +3

      @@djaxisravenguard Ian McDiarmid. But it's not him in this video.

    • @tommm369
      @tommm369 Před 3 lety +15

      when Palpatine fakes the connection trouble..."asteroid field, czzzzzck", LOL!

    • @BezoRazo
      @BezoRazo Před 3 lety +3

      Mike Stoklasa? ;)

  • @OreoForRuario
    @OreoForRuario Před 3 lety +38

    That is the best Vader impression I've ever heard. Far better than the one they use in the games

  • @qownson4410
    @qownson4410 Před 7 měsíci +6

    I love Vader being a chatter box of historical accounts. It makes him seem more relatable, but in a sad way.
    The saber spinning is almost genius from a lore perspective, Yoda would still have crystal clear memory of how the younglings were taught, and Golden Age lightsaber training, plus Yoda is the most Lightsaber Spinny-Prone characters in the franchise, so seeing Luke vs Vader is like seeing Prequel trilogy Versus Original Trilogy, in a way that feels very organic.
    Lando setting up the meeting with Vader as some form of way to get a chance encounter with L3 is funny, but reminds me of how stupid that sub-plot is, and how sad it is.

  • @ephgm
    @ephgm Před 3 lety +692

    Vader actually seems like a good guy, and a pretty stand up dad in this.

    • @predatorminutepodcast1570
      @predatorminutepodcast1570 Před 3 lety +26

      My hypothetical film studies paper has always insinuated that Vader wanted Luke to turn him during the entire timeline of RotJ.

    • @ashdonsimmons01
      @ashdonsimmons01 Před 3 lety +10

      he honestly was when he learned luke was his son under that mask

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 Před 3 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/eatIzqwB2dA/video.html
      Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life.
      (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
      (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    • @ImTheReverse
      @ImTheReverse Před 3 lety +6

      @@charlie4christ536 Jesus was bald and wore high heels, not sandals.

    • @Malkalypse777
      @Malkalypse777 Před 3 lety +3

      @@charlie4christ536 Cool story bro

  • @NatesFilmTutorials
    @NatesFilmTutorials Před 3 lety +170

    I love the way the Emperor says “Thahats a miracle! 4:21

  • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820

    8:20 “Use the green leaves to wipe, you mustn’t! Untreatable rash will you have!”
    Hot damn.

  • @adamanderson3334
    @adamanderson3334 Před 3 lety +10

    “ThIs Is ThE wAy” bro that made me weak💀😂

  • @jaredfranklin8611
    @jaredfranklin8611 Před 3 lety +363

    The best part was Lando recounting his love affair with a droid who is now melded into the MF's navcomputer, then Han just being like, "Yeah."

    • @lvnna
      @lvnna Před 3 lety +52

      "That's rough, buddy"

    • @Byrvurra
      @Byrvurra Před 3 lety +9

      That's our Han.

    • @steverogers8163
      @steverogers8163 Před 3 lety +23

      Han is that friend with a truck who when you tell them you're moving across town they won't even make up a lie about being busy. They'll just ignore that you're moving.

    • @AngeloBarovierSD
      @AngeloBarovierSD Před 3 lety +3

      My headcanon: Han is Cara Dune's father (from an earlier relationship between Space Khaleesi and Leia). They share a certain devil-may-care attitude, cockiness, and reluctance to get involved in other people's problems (until someone pushes their conscience buttons).

    • @seymourtheghost3020
      @seymourtheghost3020 Před 3 lety +16

      You should never rub another mans rhubarb.

  • @brendankim6015
    @brendankim6015 Před 3 lety +72

    Vader bragging about R2 is the wholesome content I didn’t know I needed today

  • @SlugCult78
    @SlugCult78 Před 2 lety +77

    I know this is comedy based, and although it was hilarious, it was actually the greatest retcon repair job ever attempted in Star Wars. This actually gives sense to the senselessness that Star Wars had become. Very well made and funny as hell!!

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Před rokem +6

      What? Star Wars became nonsensical mainly because of the Disney trilogy, not because of the prequels or the original trilogy. Don't twist that.

    • @TheCosmicNemesis
      @TheCosmicNemesis Před 10 měsíci +4

      @redacted2275 mmm the prequels have some blame too

    • @trixylizard6970
      @trixylizard6970 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@redacted2275 Star Wars become nonsensical because of Disney and not the prequels... from your point of view.

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux Před 3 lety +101

    "Well-documented, it is."
    Apparently NOT. Gotta give the empire this much; they did one HELL of a job re-writing history. O_O

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth Před 3 lety +26

      Someone should have taken Palpatines Wikipedia privileges away.

    • @iflyte
      @iflyte Před 3 lety +10

      Honestly I think it has more to do with the fact the galaxy in star wars isn't as tight knit/connected as people imagine. They play into it heavily in the new canon, like with Din not knowing wtf jedi or the force were.

    • @aarontoles5988
      @aarontoles5988 Před 3 lety +5

      Hey, sound like Western civilization...

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi Před 3 lety +10

      That actually make sense to me. Even though it it's really futuristic, the Star Wars galaxy takes a lot of elements from the pre-modern world. Most of the average citizens have are poor have bad technology and no idea what's happening around them in the greater galaxy.
      It's like ancient Rome or Greece. Like the average Joe does't know how the famous generals are. I doubt that most people living at Alexander the Great's time would even know even know who he is. And even it they had heard of him, most still wouldn't know what he looked like.
      So I can personally buy that a lot of people didn't know who the Jedi were individually. The galaxy has over 1 trillion people living in it and only like 10,000 Jedi tops. Most people haven't met Jedi and some have never even heard of them. It's just not relevant for the average citizen to know anything about the Jedi, especially is you're on a planet that's not involved in the war like Tatooine.
      And this is without even considering how the Empire surely censored history erase all trace of the Jedi as you alluded to in your original comment. So it makes perfect sense to me how the average person doesn't believe in the Jedi, having only heard rumors about them at best.

    • @hohhoch3617
      @hohhoch3617 Před 3 lety +7

      If people can deny covid-19 is happening, there are going to be PLENTY of people who don't know/deny the Clone Wars and the Jedi.

  • @cubulous
    @cubulous Před 3 lety +253

    “Search your feelings... and then take the midichlorian test!”
    ded 😂

  • @Jericho1138
    @Jericho1138 Před 3 lety +356

    Looks like Luke has quadrupled his spin power.

    • @JediWilli
      @JediWilli Před 3 lety +12

      ...no he hasn't!

    • @brianbagnall3029
      @brianbagnall3029 Před 3 lety +6

      General Grievous was also taught by Master Yoda.

    • @ryanbarrie9143
      @ryanbarrie9143 Před 3 lety +1

      Be careful about mentioning spinning, you might attract the JoJo fanbase

    • @abbajabba4
      @abbajabba4 Před 3 lety +7

      Good, quadruple the pride, four times the fall.

  • @hollymoos9422
    @hollymoos9422 Před 3 lety +13

    “At least I had a dad” maybe but you didn’t have a mom so touché

  • @ONI1013.
    @ONI1013. Před 3 lety +3

    “Use the green leaf to wipe, you mustn’t... untreatable rash you’ll have.” 😂

  • @Larsholden702
    @Larsholden702 Před 3 lety +199

    "He's more a machine now than a man" "An exposition machine"
    -Obi Wan on Vader

  • @AndyRoidEU
    @AndyRoidEU Před 3 lety +107

    Run, from conflict,
    yes, run and hide.

  • @user-uo8mx3cv5k
    @user-uo8mx3cv5k Před 3 lety +15

    Vader: So... Padmé survived?
    Palpatine: *KKKKKKKKKKKKKK* *connection lost* *Palpatine left the chat*
    Genius technique even younglings use it in online classes.

    • @michaelmckinnon1591
      @michaelmckinnon1591 Před 3 lety

      Palpatine played Anakin Skywalker like a videogame, even when it comes to Padme

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Před 2 lety

      @@michaelmckinnon1591 played him like the cheap Kazoo he is. After all they won him in a bet for 0 dollars.

  • @WilliamBrinkley45
    @WilliamBrinkley45 Před rokem +9

    Personally I love the idea of Vaders presence in the dagobah cave being an actual force projection of himself….it also makes perfect sense that yoda would hide himself near a force focus point to mask his presence from detection.

  • @DoubleThinkTwice
    @DoubleThinkTwice Před 3 lety +378

    Is it just me, or is Darth Vader's speech when Luke hangs at the pylon actually more compelling? It's a waaay better attempt at trying to pull Luke to the dark side than the Emperor in RotJ

    • @El_oh7199
      @El_oh7199 Před 3 lety +72

      It definitely makes Anakin seem like less of a pawn and more like a man who wants to get from under the thumb of his master

    • @SMiki55
      @SMiki55 Před 3 lety +13

      I mean… if he said it this way, Luke would join him

    • @morsteen
      @morsteen Před 3 lety +26

      It sort of is almost better. Up until the baby yoda Polaroid lol.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst Před 3 lety +1

      100%.

    • @obscureentertainment8303
      @obscureentertainment8303 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh yeah, it's so fucking deep.

  • @snart2195
    @snart2195 Před 3 lety +146

    "Difficult to see, the action must be." Spot. On.

    • @nosher0267
      @nosher0267 Před 3 lety +3

      This video has validated all of my feelings about how terrible the prequels and sequels are in the best way possible

  • @worldbestryze7779
    @worldbestryze7779 Před 3 lety +36

    Great voice acting/dubbing, amazing editing skills, and some of the freshest, most hilarious star wars satire ever produced. Two thumbs, way up!
    May the force be with you - always.

  • @NYCWalIcrawler
    @NYCWalIcrawler Před 3 lety +298

    I like how in this version Anakin doesn't constantly try to ignore his past, but instead embraces it

    • @joeyday576
      @joeyday576 Před 3 lety +40

      And goes on and on about it. Haha

    • @ushumgal-martu
      @ushumgal-martu Před 3 lety +5

      @@joeyday576 dad vibes

    • @trixylizard6970
      @trixylizard6970 Před 8 měsíci +1

      But that requires the effort of good writing. Much easier to simply ignore the past.

  • @molliethomas2585
    @molliethomas2585 Před 3 lety +119

    "The value of R2-D2 cannot be underestimated."
    Truer words were never spoken.

  • @Hewhowalksbehindtherows
    @Hewhowalksbehindtherows Před 3 lety +21

    Without R2D2, Vader would not have existed. This is funny and more logical in regards to the newer movies.Very well done!

  • @502Imcomingthrough
    @502Imcomingthrough Před 3 lety +4

    "Use the green leaves to wipe" best thing Yoda ever said

  • @edpalmer536
    @edpalmer536 Před 3 lety +275

    "At least I had a dad."
    Damn, Boba

    • @RT42069
      @RT42069 Před 3 lety +10

      Says the one who didn't have a mom (besides maybe Aurra Sing as a mother-figure)

    • @BIack_Noir
      @BIack_Noir Před rokem +4

      @@RT42069 atleast I wasn’t a slave -boba

    • @cyberdelicxp9125
      @cyberdelicxp9125 Před rokem +2

      Savage

  • @zwickflixproductions4379
    @zwickflixproductions4379 Před 3 lety +248

    This time Luke screams “No!” because he’s thinking about that one time Leia was stuck in the washing machine

    • @gunnaryoung
      @gunnaryoung Před 3 lety +27

      What are you doing, totally not my bro?

    • @bradlauk1419
      @bradlauk1419 Před 3 lety +3

      Actual brotherrrr

    • @ThatGoblinShow
      @ThatGoblinShow Před 3 lety +9

      I caught this reference. Lol hard

    • @jasonq7504
      @jasonq7504 Před 3 lety +5

      Brother, what are you doing to your sister, brother, bro stop broing your sister, brother.

    • @Legionbass19
      @Legionbass19 Před 3 lety +9

      What are you DOING, step-Luke?

  • @TootlesSon
    @TootlesSon Před 3 lety +7

    “I was once like you, Luke. I too believed spinning was a good trick.” 😂

  • @wellspring7700
    @wellspring7700 Před 3 lety +4

    "The dark side truly works in mysterious ways" LOL XD

  • @HylianSith920
    @HylianSith920 Před 3 lety +112

    "If you can't do the math, then perhaps someone else can!"
    Ahh, I needed this today.

  • @schulzbrianr
    @schulzbrianr Před 3 lety +363

    You say Reimagined, I say Perfected.

  • @jamespeterson4275
    @jamespeterson4275 Před 3 lety +6

    Yoda be like "SPEEEEEN"
    This is absolutely hilarious in general
    LMFAO at the lens flare when Lando reveals Vader as well

  • @johnrodriguez5277
    @johnrodriguez5277 Před 2 lety +3

    🤣🤣🤣 I lost it when Luke screams no when they show the flashback of him and Leah making out!!! Epic

  • @invincible1200s
    @invincible1200s Před 3 lety +259

    The "Noooooo!" screaming in the background of the kissing scene just killed me. Han's expression after Leia says "He's my brother." was priceless.

  • @RLJmusic4life
    @RLJmusic4life Před 3 lety +537

    The abuse of lightsaber spinning is hilarious! Yoda made me laugh. “Spin, yes, spin!” Great stuff!

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum Před 3 lety +35

      So, this is the “Jedi Arts” Grievous was speaking of

    • @tntgromkiller2658
      @tntgromkiller2658 Před 2 lety +5

      🤣🤣

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Před 2 lety +8

      cant think of a better trick

    • @n.w.1803
      @n.w.1803 Před 2 lety +8

      "Best Jedi Secrets!" "Goofy Chinatown stereotype, we will be.."

    • @andrewcabral963
      @andrewcabral963 Před rokem +2

      @@Tempusverum No he wasn’t

  • @shapesinaframe
    @shapesinaframe Před 3 lety +12

    Did Auralnauts know about the ending of Mandalorian season 2 before it even began? o_O

    • @kristinaF54
      @kristinaF54 Před 3 lety +8

      Strong with the force is he. Through the Force, things you can see. Other places. The future.

    • @normanlumhee
      @normanlumhee Před 3 lety

      🤯

  • @Jameskv1021
    @Jameskv1021 Před 3 lety +27

    I love how Vader is constantly referencing the prequels 😂😂😂

    • @maskedwalnut
      @maskedwalnut Před rokem

      THey stand there out of fear, but they dont care lol

  • @ladyvader3173
    @ladyvader3173 Před 3 lety +281

    Vader: "So Padme is alive?"
    Emperor:"Breaking up, asteroid field. Will keep in touch on oder 69"
    Well this certainly helps to heal the wounds. Still can't believe what they did to my dear Palpy.

    • @lulzalfest
      @lulzalfest Před 3 lety +10

      So everyone accepted Palpatine force ghosting from clone body to endless clone body throughout the EU novels as gospel but its suddenly bad that it was used as a concept in the movies? lol.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 Před 3 lety

      Haven't seen the new trilogy. If Padme was alive what was she doing all this time?

    • @lulzalfest
      @lulzalfest Před 3 lety +3

      @@deimoskaischylos Nah. shes still dead. But Sabe is still alive in the comics.

    • @lulzalfest
      @lulzalfest Před 3 lety

      @@deimoskaischylos newest comics. I think the darth vader ones? There is a channel here giving details on it. But Vader did mistake her for Padme.

    • @lulzalfest
      @lulzalfest Před 3 lety

      @@deimoskaischylos i never heard of any different suits post-disney.

  • @VadarEdm
    @VadarEdm Před 3 lety +82

    Vaders voice in this is better than most "professional" impersonators.

  • @gwyndolin1536
    @gwyndolin1536 Před 3 lety +9

    This is now my official head-cannon version of the movie.

  • @daethalion1725
    @daethalion1725 Před rokem +1

    Palpatine pulling the bad signal trick killed me. XD

  • @Novaknight95
    @Novaknight95 Před 3 lety +123

    Man, that's a fantastic Vader voice, props to the VA!

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef Před 3 lety +8

      James Earl Jones is watching this and wondering "how did they do a better Vader voice than the guy who actually got paid to do the Vader voice?!"

    • @ant1659
      @ant1659 Před 3 lety +4

      same voice from SWTheory's fan film

  • @andrewmurphy5403
    @andrewmurphy5403 Před 3 lety +136

    God I just love the idea of Vader casually spitting exposition with 0 context for the people around him

  • @Rebel_Friend
    @Rebel_Friend Před 3 lety +20

    9:32
    The weird part of hyper space tracking is that it was actually mentioned in Rogue One when Jyn and Cassian were searching through the files on Scarif. So apparently the Empire had this tech for years but only used it decades later.

    • @davidm4566
      @davidm4566 Před 2 lety +4

      They literally tracked the Falcon in the first Star Wars movie, too LOL.

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 Před 2 lety +9

      @@davidm4566 They installed a tracker on The Falcon in A New Hope while they're on the Death Star, Leia points it out.

    • @forgottenrights351
      @forgottenrights351 Před rokem +1

      Spaceballs actually addressed why that wouldn't work. Even if you go into ludicrous speed chasing someone, you have no way of knowing when they'll stop, so you'll probably overshoot or undershoot them by thousands of miles, since you're travelling at the speed of light or faster.

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Před rokem +2

      @@forgottenrights351 that's why you just calculate the most probably place they will stop at. They take hyperspace routes so it's not like they can just go in any random direction for as long as they want.

  • @funnybusiness6491
    @funnybusiness6491 Před rokem +1

    “Use the green leaves to wipe, you mustn’t”.
    😂🤣😂

  • @HarmonicWave
    @HarmonicWave Před 3 lety +120

    "Search your feelings, Luke... and then take the midi-chlorian test." LOL

  • @nyb-487
    @nyb-487 Před 3 lety +281

    "Lando doesn't discriminate, everyone needs a little lando love in their lives." *(Han tenderly touches Lando on the shoulder)* "yeah."

  • @MourningNihilist
    @MourningNihilist Před rokem +6

    I love the last laser master but this trying to fit it together is priceless

  • @ShawnsterVideos
    @ShawnsterVideos Před 3 lety +4

    After you see Kira Nerys's nose on Vader, you'll just never get it out of your head that his helmet is Bajoran.

    • @andrewkent650
      @andrewkent650 Před 2 lety +1

      Why did you do this to me? I'll never unsee this!

  • @jamvan2k
    @jamvan2k Před 3 lety +59

    “At least I had a dad”. Boba Fett savage level 100. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @keilafleischbein59
    @keilafleischbein59 Před 3 lety +71

    I died at "men, women, ugnaughts"

  • @lucasthompson1650
    @lucasthompson1650 Před 3 lety +12

    Extra points for matching up every soundtrack motif perfectly.

  • @samuelrosander1048
    @samuelrosander1048 Před rokem +1

    "Use the green leaves to wipe, you mustn't! Untreatable rash you will have!" -Yoda uncensored