John Mulaney: "Drugs & Rehab" (Baby J 2023)

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  • John Mulaney: "Drugs & Rehab" (Baby J 2023)
    Watch Baby J on Netflix www.netflix.com/title/81619082
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  • @davidintrabartolo5887
    @davidintrabartolo5887 Před 11 měsíci +1831

    "You're the first drug addict here to have a scheme!"
    Underrated line lol.

    • @SaltySeaCaptain
      @SaltySeaCaptain Před 11 měsíci +8

      That shit was great lmao

    • @samuelbush8734
      @samuelbush8734 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I laughed so hard. My wife was like what's funny?

    • @TrazynGoesDumb
      @TrazynGoesDumb Před 5 měsíci

      @@samuelbush8734Something about addicts and schemes like peanut butter and jelly. Don’t ask me how I know this, just a hunch

  • @snifter8884
    @snifter8884 Před 11 měsíci +3263

    He’s a fast learner. Not so long ago he accidentally got a prostate exam while trying to get adderall.

    • @XX-de8jp
      @XX-de8jp Před 11 měsíci +228

      Not adderall. Xanax.

    • @bumboywillynut8868
      @bumboywillynut8868 Před 11 měsíci

      Doctors are taking the P I S S

    • @zenmastermtl
      @zenmastermtl Před 11 měsíci +122

      "OOOOOOOOOOHHH" "I'm sorry."

    • @thekidintheredhoodie2374
      @thekidintheredhoodie2374 Před 11 měsíci +166

      As soon as he asked "Do you know how hard it is to get a doctor to prescribe you a pill you don't need?" I was like "Actually yeah, from you."

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@thekidintheredhoodie2374 😂😂😂👍🏼

  • @kevind6723
    @kevind6723 Před 11 měsíci +534

    I fucking lost it when he said “aww he wants to be a real doctor.”

  • @lauragrace101
    @lauragrace101 Před 10 měsíci +238

    “When I’m alone, I’m with the person that tried to kill me.”
    This hits an under-represented core of addiction.
    It’s mental but also physical - you can feel yourself physically dying from the substance abuse.

  • @ajrothBU09
    @ajrothBU09 Před rokem +2729

    Glad he got help and is doing okay for now. I love his work. He's had such a babyface his whole career and this is the first time he looks like he's been through some shit. This one must have gotten pretty bad. Stay healthy, John, lot of people rooting for you.

    • @scottsodyssey2485
      @scottsodyssey2485 Před rokem +86

      Thats what I said when i watched his interview with Theo Von. Dude aged 15yrs overnight.

    • @stevezelaznik5872
      @stevezelaznik5872 Před 11 měsíci +133

      He’s also 40 years old. Nobody keeps a baby face forever. Given the amount of literally everything this guy was doing, he came out on the other side looking okay.

    • @DawnSTyler
      @DawnSTyler Před 11 měsíci +58

      He still has a baby face but I can see the pain he has been through in his eyes. Here he is making lemonade out of lemons brilliantly as always. My whole household loves his comedy and we are all rooting for John. Addiction is a brutal disease.

    • @sandraweiss3891
      @sandraweiss3891 Před 11 měsíci +33

      @@stevezelaznik5872 IMO He doesn't just look "okay". While he logically has aged since his last special, he now looks more mature and incredibly handsome and more manly but still as old or younger than he is. The little aging signs like around his eyes are likely to appear with and without drugs.

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@scottsodyssey2485 Theo Vonn was funnier on drugs

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie Před 11 měsíci +454

    I love that he finally sounds relaxed half the time.

    • @rolanddeschain6265
      @rolanddeschain6265 Před 11 měsíci +100

      I really like sober Mulaney. He's very gentle and his humor has become much more subtle.

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie Před 11 měsíci +41

      @@rolanddeschain6265 I wanna hear Calm Mulaney tell the salt and pepper diner story

    • @flowercowboy1623
      @flowercowboy1623 Před 11 měsíci +8

      ​@@Ambipie "Calm Mulaney" LSMDJSKSJAHG THIS IS SO GOODDF

    • @k80_
      @k80_ Před 9 měsíci +15

      He also seems a lot more willing to laugh at his own jokes. I don’t remember him doing that so much before, he seemed a lot more in his head.
      Glad he’s doing better for now

  • @prodigal71
    @prodigal71 Před rokem +1693

    As a man who struggled with meth, heroin, Xanax, Valium, X & cocaine in my teens & 20's, I found this hilarious!! EVERYTHING is funny to me....went to rehab at 29 & I'm 52 now. I even have the occasional beer without any problems & I'm happy and well adjusted altho it took a lot of work. I watched this with my son & told him all the horrors of the person he never knew I was. And we laughed & laughed. For all the ppl saying he SHOULDN'T joke about this subject, get over yourselves. Comedy almost ALWAYS has its roots in personal tragedy. I approve this special 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @justcruzin17
      @justcruzin17 Před 11 měsíci +38

      Cheers to you and your conquering that struggle. Also thank you for putting what should be a “non issue” in perspective

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Před 11 měsíci +1

      You want a cookie????

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Před 11 měsíci +6

      ​@@isawallamaat711 life is way better on drugs 😂

    • @Azul_247
      @Azul_247 Před 11 měsíci +40

      @@Jason-gg4lm It's really not. I hope you can get out of this midset, because its very dangerous.

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Před 11 měsíci

      @@Azul_247 just because most morons can't handle drugs responsibly doesn't mean that people can't enjoy them 😀 They enhance artistic creativity for sure that's why comedians and musicians are so much better on drugs than when sober.....just saying 😀

  • @julssmarie420
    @julssmarie420 Před 11 měsíci +547

    “After only seeing Dr. Michael for so long- seeing good legitimate doctor is terrifying, it’s like an exorcist” .. it’s ridiculously accurate 😂 so glad you’re doing well John Mulaney. Prayers to you and your family ❤ comedy is something you’re gifted with naturally.

  • @jordanlewis4983
    @jordanlewis4983 Před 11 měsíci +227

    Dude, his old stuff described this as a young man and everyone called him “wholesome”, but this really helped men like me, who never saw it as “wholesome” just “doing my best.” When he broke, I was a year into sobriety, and my heart genuinely broke. John, your fans are proud of you. The bruises and scars are yours, but thank you for this glimpse of truth.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 Před 10 měsíci +6

      he always had a thing with drugs, I think the wholesome image was just the marketing doing its work.

  • @ilovemybuddythunder
    @ilovemybuddythunder Před 11 měsíci +769

    I'm currently battling a drug addiction, this helps me wanna get clean cause it reminds me that I'm not alone, love you John and thanks!

    • @mithril1584
      @mithril1584 Před 11 měsíci +25

      Good luck! I don't know you but I'm rooting for you!

    • @user-ts5dx7qm4z
      @user-ts5dx7qm4z Před 11 měsíci +12

      Your not alone, we're all battling something. The only way out is through. You can make it.

    • @ilovemybuddythunder
      @ilovemybuddythunder Před 11 měsíci +9

      Thank y'all! Your kind words really mean alot. They really do cause all to often people are judgemental of us with substance abuse problems so again, thank y'all!

    • @gigicilla7
      @gigicilla7 Před 11 měsíci +6

      You're not alone my friend, I hope you are able to get clean. Addiction is a disease that's hard to fight, but it's worth the fight

    • @JaiCatLady
      @JaiCatLady Před 11 měsíci +4

      Sending you love and encouragement- don’t give up!!

  • @zemoraleigh7955
    @zemoraleigh7955 Před 11 měsíci +208

    he finally looks like he's 30

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool Před 8 měsíci +10

      The fountain of youth never dries, but your cup runneth over. Or some gay bullshit like that.

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 Před 28 dny +1

      And he's now 40

  • @richardjelinek5038
    @richardjelinek5038 Před 10 měsíci +62

    The camera work in this video is otherworldly avant-garde.

  • @daneemadee
    @daneemadee Před 11 měsíci +405

    I'm in rehab for what I thought was "not an addiction" and the fact I am laughing at this so much tells me that yeah, this is an important part of my life.
    Godspeed guys, it gets better, all of your families still love you.

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy Před 10 měsíci +2

    • @omgurheadsgone
      @omgurheadsgone Před 7 měsíci +3

      What did you think you weren’t addicted too?

    • @daneemadee
      @daneemadee Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@omgurheadsgone mmcat, meth, any kind of opiates tbh

    • @maxsmith8196
      @maxsmith8196 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Don’t usually expect the anime profile picture to be addicted to meth, but I hope rehab went well for you 🫡

    • @daneemadee
      @daneemadee Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@maxsmith8196 lmao godspeed mate, nearing a year sober.
      This profile picture actually has a lot of significance to me - I had like a thousand subscribers on one of my channels, and would stream regularly - one of my subscribers turned out to be an artist, and drew a character for me, ever since then it has been different versions of the same character on various social media websites.
      It's really fun when I get insulted for having an anime profile picture, cause I know it's the perfect profile picture.

  • @bostria
    @bostria Před 11 měsíci +200

    This guy is so good at pumping extra information over a gag making it extra hilarious.

    • @cocoaddams4502
      @cocoaddams4502 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I loved the way he went about exposing the steps in how to get drugs. At first I thought this is such dangerous information to give possible addicts. Then i realized he was doing it to reveal just how easy it is and that the people prescribing drugs should be worried.

  • @jonathanalvarez7793
    @jonathanalvarez7793 Před rokem +147

    His suit is MAD FLY

    • @marylhere
      @marylhere Před rokem

      Shows off his feminine hips.

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay Před 10 měsíci +39

    just the visual image of a phone saying "Al Pacino is calling..." is enough to crack me up but the buildup around it is absolute gold

    • @donxx1206
      @donxx1206 Před 9 měsíci +3

      no imagin if the nures picked up the phone think im gonig to talk to al pacino and its just pete davison

  • @erikgilson1687
    @erikgilson1687 Před 8 měsíci +13

    "is your wife dead" has to be one of the most underrated killer sleeper lines in comedy

  • @DoesNotConcernYou
    @DoesNotConcernYou Před 11 měsíci +276

    I just got out of rehab in January. This is soo fuckin relatable! Loved every minute of it.

    • @Chandler.C_1993
      @Chandler.C_1993 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Just got out of sober living in March and same!! Too funny!

    • @Ben-on3me
      @Ben-on3me Před 11 měsíci +3

      You got this!

  • @loekust
    @loekust Před rokem +536

    as someone with past addiction issues who has also seen family members die of pill abuse... i am shocked john mulaney made a sketch that made me laugh about such a horrifying topic

    • @danikassander8612
      @danikassander8612 Před 11 měsíci +39

      He turned his trauma into something constructive and creative and used his comedy as an outlet. He's not saying ignorant things like "drug addicts are bad people," he's only making fun of himself.

    • @SanctuaryADO
      @SanctuaryADO Před 11 měsíci +17

      ​@@danikassander8612 it was very unexpected and refreshing that he really didn't take shots at any other drug addicts in rehab. It would've been such easy material and yet he didn't go that way. Despite him saying that "likeability is a jail", it's clear he's clearly a somewhat empathetic person or at the very least has the self awareness to not take shots at other drug addicts from the comfort of his glass house

    • @k.b.4264
      @k.b.4264 Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@12BDgamer wow you really expected him to come out swinging lol 😂

    • @kab9706
      @kab9706 Před 10 měsíci +4

      A lot of comedy and really funny people are made through trauma and tragedy. It's about finding a way to deal with bad things. It's a beautiful thing.

  • @allshookup1640
    @allshookup1640 Před 11 měsíci +47

    Even his Xanax?? He went through a whole prostate exam to get those! 😂

  • @ANunes06
    @ANunes06 Před 11 měsíci +42

    This was full of sensible chuckles and seriously grounded shizz, but "So... she fuckin' *wakes me up*" fully sent me. That's incredible.

  • @jonnybarnard8578
    @jonnybarnard8578 Před 9 měsíci +34

    I thought he was telling me about a predicament we were BOTH in! 😂😂 the funniest way of explaining the denial of an addict I've ever heard.

  • @lilybliblablubb5023
    @lilybliblablubb5023 Před 11 měsíci +110

    I haven't even had one beer in my 27 years of life but I love this. It's simply funny and I admire his ability to turn shit into gold. Wishing him all the best x

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool Před 8 měsíci +1

      No interest? Happened to me too. I feel like I cheated, it’s just not fun or worth it anymore. Seems like an outdated drug now.

  • @clascaulfieldjr3653
    @clascaulfieldjr3653 Před 11 měsíci +169

    I can confirm that this absolutely works as long as you have money to pay cash for each appointment.

    • @tanyawest2017
      @tanyawest2017 Před 11 měsíci +11

      And I can absolutely confirm that if you thought the story was gonna end with “And I said absolutely not,” you have never really had a problem with prescription drugs.

  • @satevo462
    @satevo462 Před 11 měsíci +56

    I love these "get help here" phone numbers. I've been to one of those places. Detox. The only doctor there quit last week after working there for ten years. The staff were mostly Walmart greeters. The rooms had 4 beds each and the people there were arrested and forced to be there. Here I am like "hi yall! I want to get clean!" Needless to say, it was not a good time. And, because apparently so many people would just run away if they let us outside for, you know, sunshine, We were not aloud outside for the entire week. But hey, at least it was free!! Murica!

  • @juancollazo492
    @juancollazo492 Před 11 měsíci +10

    The zoom-ins on the top of John's head are giving me life.

  • @mikek7660
    @mikek7660 Před rokem +37

    I liked the PSA in the middle. That was sweet.

  • @joonsantini
    @joonsantini Před rokem +133

    Saw this live I laughed so hard my ribs hurt the next morning

    • @Mike-bp2hh
      @Mike-bp2hh Před rokem +5

      Hydrocodone is good for that

    • @SuperRobertoClemente
      @SuperRobertoClemente Před 10 měsíci +2

      This is his funniest sustained monologue by far. Brilliant stuff, more power to him. Taking your pain and turning it into art-- not as easy as it looks.

  • @leelasmoochie
    @leelasmoochie Před 11 měsíci +88

    I pray he continues healing. He is in my opinion one of the great comedians ❤

  • @susiesuh1418
    @susiesuh1418 Před rokem +192

    I joined Netflix just to watch this comedy special and it was worth it. I’ve always been a fan.
    It was funny and sad and disturbing. Couple of times he reminded me of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

  • @stevezelaznik5872
    @stevezelaznik5872 Před 11 měsíci +149

    As somebody who got addicted to Adderall, I can testify that it’s really easy to find doctors that freely write prescriptions. My technique was different from John Mulaney’s but it worked just as well.

    • @stevezelaznik5872
      @stevezelaznik5872 Před 11 měsíci +69

      @@salamantics Ha! I deliberately left out the details. I don’t want some random comment on YT to be the butterfly effect that gets someone addicted.

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@stevezelaznik5872 lol that’s completely understandable. Truth be told I was curious because I need a Xanax prescription, no other anxiety medicine works at all for me and my doctor won’t do it.

    • @olee457
      @olee457 Před 11 měsíci

      For good reason, as hard as that is to hear when you’re suffering. Benzos like Xanax cause cognitive decline and should not be used on a continual basis.

    • @kbotno1789
      @kbotno1789 Před 11 měsíci +13

      I have ADHD and I'm supposed to take Adderall daily.... but I regularly forget to take it all the time lol

    • @stevezelaznik5872
      @stevezelaznik5872 Před 11 měsíci +23

      @@kbotno1789 Oh I still have ADHD. I’ve just decided that unmedicated ADHD is preferable to Adderall tolerance and side effects

  • @phantomking61
    @phantomking61 Před rokem +92

    Oh John I had no idea. Glad he got help he’s sooo funny, a real comedian.

  • @rosemadder5547
    @rosemadder5547 Před 10 měsíci +17

    He can make any story funny. He doesn't tell jokes and nothing else. He tells stories and makes them funny. Pure talent. And proof that addicts who think hey can't b funny, fun, or likeable without drugs are misguided. That's plain fear of quitting and doesn't ever hold true. You're really just better tha evr. Live this special and John talking about this stuff. And to anyone struggling I love you as well, and you can get to the other side. It's so so worth it. SO worth it.

  • @Meme-Weeb-Dweeb
    @Meme-Weeb-Dweeb Před 9 měsíci +18

    "Maybe something about me with my shirt off stops sexual harrassment"
    My mantra

  • @milky_millie4733
    @milky_millie4733 Před 10 měsíci +21

    I love how he’s just doing a step by step on how to get a doctor drug dealer 💀

  • @Impuhlz
    @Impuhlz Před 6 měsíci +15

    John is one of the greatest story-tellers of all time- the way he sheds light on how ridiculous his own thoughts must seem to the people in these stories is at least half of the experience. Never shy to laugh at himself and those he's come across- such a captivatingly wise man, as dumb as he makes himself out to be lol

  • @Saybleu
    @Saybleu Před 11 měsíci +38

    John’s rehab gave us all some great laughs.
    Btw they gave me Librium and it makes coming off the benzodiazepine roller coaster so much easier.

    • @HazeDough
      @HazeDough Před 11 měsíci +2

      I’ve always been given phenobarbital for benzo detox

    • @ZombieLincoln666
      @ZombieLincoln666 Před 3 měsíci

      @@HazeDoughUh that’s a joke right?

  • @articutmyself
    @articutmyself Před 10 měsíci +13

    Good to see a blind camera operator get the opportunity they deserve.

  • @parkersmith5508
    @parkersmith5508 Před 8 měsíci +2

    the hint to pinette with the nay nay was great

  • @user-zp1fz9cc7q
    @user-zp1fz9cc7q Před rokem +188

    This monologue is very funny! What was even more funny for me is the operator's decisions. I cackled every time I had to look at 1/2 of John's left eye in the very corner of the screen for whole 10 seconds or just admire some wall. Yeah it was a good time, keep up with that, camera man!

    • @AT-pi9do
      @AT-pi9do Před 11 měsíci +73

      I think its to avoid copyright

    • @user-zp1fz9cc7q
      @user-zp1fz9cc7q Před 11 měsíci +8

      oh didn't think about it, thanks

    • @kriserts
      @kriserts Před 11 měsíci +2

      I was just about to complain about the same thing, so thanks. I’m going to watch it on Netflix and I couldn’t stand an hour of this.

  • @Steve-rg7mq
    @Steve-rg7mq Před 10 měsíci +16

    He legit is a legend in the game. Been a fan for the last 15 + years

  • @roboninja565
    @roboninja565 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Can't believe you cut off the little dance he does when he talks about his sedative tolerance haha one of the best parts of the set

  • @aliciabell6688
    @aliciabell6688 Před rokem +18

    Thanks for posting this, i had no idea he was going through so much.

  • @ShellyB21
    @ShellyB21 Před 7 měsíci +7

    I love that you put the information for why he went and for help if you or someone you know is struggling, because some people wouldn't know how to get help, so Thank you. ❤

  • @benpadmore
    @benpadmore Před 11 měsíci +30

    Doubt John will see this but you’re doing well bud. Stay strong my friend you’re doing an awesome job. Thank you for making me smile and laugh by using your pain selflessly. Respect brother 🤛🏼

  • @oliviahancock7492
    @oliviahancock7492 Před rokem +50

    I was in a car accident this week and have broken ribs- I had to turn this off I can’t laugh that hard I’ll watch in a couple weeks lmao

  • @gggooding
    @gggooding Před rokem +31

    *Excellent* cut for copyright reasons, Comedy Maniac. Truly: 👏👏👏
    Cheers for being a good soul.

  • @adamfanalways
    @adamfanalways Před rokem +48

    I love John, hope you continue to stay in sobriety!

    • @JohnEdmundMulaney
      @JohnEdmundMulaney Před 11 měsíci +1

      Hi Karen, how long have you been a fan of my movies ?

    • @tman2953
      @tman2953 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@JohnEdmundMulaney Do you even know what Mulaney is known for? Lmao

  • @56mice
    @56mice Před rokem +32

    I watched half of this special with my glasses off bc I had a huge headache and when I put them on, I gasped out loud lmao

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu Před 10 měsíci +22

    I battled an opioid addiction for years, now it's 10 years behind me thankfully, and this is so damn funny!! (And accurate - I never did black market deals, just doctors and pharmacies)

    • @isaac-vb1ng
      @isaac-vb1ng Před 8 měsíci +2

      I definitely believe that because nobody who’s ever bought drugs would call it a black market deal 😂 and congratulations for getting this far, I’m only 4 months clean from alcohol after 6 years of drinking and I can’t go back because if I go through withdrawals again it could kill me since the last one put me in the hospital, silver lining huh 😂

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@isaac-vb1ng Good for you! I don't even know you but I'm proud you got this far. It's a damn hard road and most don't make it! Well done, brother!

  • @Aya-Luna
    @Aya-Luna Před 8 měsíci +6

    I loved this whole special. This man is so funny and amazing. ❤

  • @MikeJones-qv7mv
    @MikeJones-qv7mv Před 10 měsíci +9

    Wow just stumbled across this guy he's great. Love the honesty. I'm an addict too this is next level bravery

  • @RetrospectWindow
    @RetrospectWindow Před 11 měsíci +16

    By special #4, we finally meet Mulaney

  • @mathewginty6382
    @mathewginty6382 Před 11 měsíci +18

    I saw him in florida during this tour the hardest I laughed in years

  • @bigEdoesit
    @bigEdoesit Před 11 měsíci +10

    Im not addicted to percs i just love doing them every second of every day for years at a time

  • @TheNmv2728
    @TheNmv2728 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I have so much respect for you for talking about your struggles. You have always been my favorite comedians. ❤

  • @Jerid58
    @Jerid58 Před 11 měsíci +16

    I simply complained of back pain to a nurse last week over the phone and she said “do you want us to prescribe you something?” Nope. 347 days sober.

    • @RebelRampant
      @RebelRampant Před 10 měsíci

      I don’t believe you.
      Where? Where was this?

    • @Jerid58
      @Jerid58 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@RebelRampant Illinois. Less than two months ago.

    • @MatthewChristianMurray
      @MatthewChristianMurray Před 9 měsíci

      Hopefully over 400 days now!

    • @Jerid58
      @Jerid58 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@MatthewChristianMurray 420 days yes.

  • @sylviadasilva5827
    @sylviadasilva5827 Před 11 měsíci +4

    He have a group of the most amazing friends anyone can ask for …right there your are blessed …
    Looking so handsome and healthy John …I’ll keep you in my prayers .❤

  • @dannywhitten8
    @dannywhitten8 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Not sober: This Cinematographer. Dude.

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 Před 11 měsíci +15

    I know this seems humorous, but i had a doctor that wrote me an open prescription for Adderall. Because i asked him to.
    He was not a bad man. He was actually a great guy that truly cared for me. He would take time to pray with patients. I was very upfront about my history of addiction. He was just very naive.
    Long story short, i had to let him know that there was a problem and we should probably see other people.
    Again, a truly sweet man. But he probably would've killed me if I didn't cut him off

    • @plooper14
      @plooper14 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Sounds irresponsible

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj Před 6 měsíci

      Being a bad doctor doesnt mean ur a mean or rude doctor. Being irresponsible is still being irresponsible

  • @marceloazevedo8656
    @marceloazevedo8656 Před 7 měsíci +1

    bro, this is actually of one of the most dark (yet funny) bits i've ever seen

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Před 11 měsíci +41

    As someone who has gone to rehab I think I can say I have had the opposite reaction. It's usually after I binged so much the concept of drinking revolts me because I literally take a drink and my liver and pancreas hurt. About the only thing I want alcohol is to self-immolate to end my suffering and stop ruining all the nearby carpets with my barf. I kinda just wonder into the ER, tell them why I'm there, get Addavan and pass out for 14+hours. They usually take my blood and piss for samples. This is one of the few moments in my life my response to "Hey we're gonna take your blood and piss" is an acceptable thing for me. And I open the little betting floor in my head to see if this is the time I went to far and need to stop or die.

  • @jafeir
    @jafeir Před 11 měsíci +5

    I'd never even heard of Klonopin until now

  • @unitexconquer375
    @unitexconquer375 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Great special, loved it

  • @friedchipmunk
    @friedchipmunk Před rokem +32

    I’m not surprised Andrew Glouberman got sent to rehab. I’m very surprised John Mulaney got sent to rehab!

    • @Sam-fq8dm
      @Sam-fq8dm Před rokem +14

      In the past he has often talked about how he used to regularly blackout and get wasted to the point he had to quit alcohol, him having addiction issues isnt new

  • @g.j.9515
    @g.j.9515 Před 10 měsíci +5

    "So...she fuckin wakes me up" hes hilarious i really do wish him the best

  • @Davidaholt21
    @Davidaholt21 Před 11 měsíci +9

    He gave a good tribute to John Pinette with the "Nay Nay".

  • @zerogravity2264
    @zerogravity2264 Před 8 měsíci +4

    As an addict I'm dying laughing to this

  • @concernedcommenter8258
    @concernedcommenter8258 Před 11 měsíci +7

    The camera work on this video is CRAZY.

  • @WizzardJC
    @WizzardJC Před 11 měsíci +8

    I was in a very similar situation to him, and I also got Librium, but mine was for alcohol withdrawal, and buphrenorphene for heroin withdrawal, my habit was so dangerous because I was addicted to heroin and alcohol at the same time, I have overdosed so many times because of mixing them, but I would always do it again a few weeks later to the point other addicts felt sorry for my situation, you know it’s bad then

  • @reerobinson744
    @reerobinson744 Před rokem +27

    Dr Michael 😂😂😂

  • @sk8urbike935
    @sk8urbike935 Před 11 měsíci +1

    ❤️love the addiction help in the middle of the video so great

  • @JimmyRa6s
    @JimmyRa6s Před 11 měsíci +10

    John your funnier when you're real my dude. love the new material.

  • @no-replies
    @no-replies Před 11 měsíci +1

    Where can I watch the full special?

  • @robert17282
    @robert17282 Před 11 měsíci +5

    The if your struggling message cracked me up n I know it shouldnt have

  • @tamravarda4161
    @tamravarda4161 Před 2 měsíci

    One of the best stand-up routines that I have ever witnessed in person…..this guy is brilliant and his delivery is impeccable and honest. 😂😅😂

  • @romankotas448
    @romankotas448 Před 10 měsíci +5

    He’s like a comic book villain that had to reform

  • @jayillest9981
    @jayillest9981 Před 6 měsíci

    Good comeback baby J!!!!!

  • @kimmorgan6363
    @kimmorgan6363 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I love your honesty i swear we could best friends but it would spiral into a bad place. Love you please keep it up, you're funnier and better as time goes on

  • @coolguy3726
    @coolguy3726 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Ik you just ripped this video from somewhere, but very glad you took the time to address the help hotline. Big kudos and respect

  • @noahvintageweedkiller3154
    @noahvintageweedkiller3154 Před 11 měsíci +4

    "here's what you do."
    "So I get anxiety....on airplanes."

  • @jennifercamille16
    @jennifercamille16 Před rokem +57

    Stuff has finally showed up on his face. It happens to all of us eventually, but always sad when it does.

    • @SittingIsImportant
      @SittingIsImportant Před rokem +10

      Or it might be because of the actual baby he had

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Před rokem +2

      Same thing with ol Leo de Caprio.

    • @danielhague734
      @danielhague734 Před 11 měsíci +6

      copius amounts of hard drugs and alcohol tend to do that lol

    • @hannahbanana4514
      @hannahbanana4514 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I think it’s the baby.

  • @lucygresham3012
    @lucygresham3012 Před 8 měsíci

    I love you just for the interval with helpline x

  • @ValueTowny
    @ValueTowny Před 10 měsíci +4

    Seen this live and God it was amazing

  • @olihhayes
    @olihhayes Před 11 měsíci +3

    3:52 the CACKLE i let out when i first heard this lmao

  • @tiewithnocollar3035
    @tiewithnocollar3035 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Gotta appreciate the help line you added

  • @stephanieann6622
    @stephanieann6622 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The "nay nay" reminded me of bailey sarian's "nay nay I say" 😂

  • @andreavasquez6785
    @andreavasquez6785 Před 11 měsíci +1

    1:25 I’m weak!😂

  • @MMosesM
    @MMosesM Před 7 měsíci +1

    Bro Dr. Michael is paranoid. He was checking for a wire. End of story 😂

  • @yoshisisland24
    @yoshisisland24 Před 11 měsíci +13

    3:16 oh I get it now, Pete Davidson and John Mulaney are friends, because next to John, Pete looks cool, and next to Pete no one knows John is the bigger asshole, clever. clever

  • @SizzlingVibe
    @SizzlingVibe Před 11 měsíci +9

    Appreciate the phone number in case someone needed help 👏🏻 awareness without a call to action can often be pointless

  • @Skyhi.Visuals
    @Skyhi.Visuals Před 10 měsíci +1

    Love this bit !!!

  • @jonahpierce3523
    @jonahpierce3523 Před 9 měsíci +1

    “Nay nay! This is the best doctor!” 😂😂😂

  • @douglasschmidt2869
    @douglasschmidt2869 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I’ve been sober going on two years. Know why? Cuz I FUCKING LOVE DRUGS because DRUGS ARE THE BEST THING EVER! And after 28 years I could no longer control my life

  • @bsusak09
    @bsusak09 Před 11 měsíci +7

    He is comedy gold

  • @ndofthewrld
    @ndofthewrld Před 8 měsíci

    Best comedian ever

  • @mateyamangum4015
    @mateyamangum4015 Před 11 měsíci

    Where’s the full video?

  • @blblbluh4196
    @blblbluh4196 Před rokem +67

    Damn drugs aged him

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole Před rokem +37

      More like this is the actual him, since the 2018-2020 John was apparently a FIEND. We just didn’t know it, though watching footage of that period in hindsight, it’s pretty freaking obvious.

    • @chrisbardolph264
      @chrisbardolph264 Před rokem +16

      @@RustinChole I watched some clips from other specials and yeah, he's pretty tweaked out. Keeps licking his gums.

    • @emilyh6585
      @emilyh6585 Před rokem +11

      He also has a kid now and that ages you too.

    • @ASM881
      @ASM881 Před rokem +22

      He’s also getting older, been through a divorce, has a kid now. Give the man a break. Sheesh.

    • @mikek7660
      @mikek7660 Před rokem

      Having a kid and getting divorced will fuck your shit

  • @kimmorgan6363
    @kimmorgan6363 Před 10 měsíci +2

    When you said what is someone gonna do to me that is worse than what i do to myself really resigned in me.

  • @jdiv69
    @jdiv69 Před 11 měsíci

    did you add that disclaimer? lool
    that was comedy gold