Theo Von and John Mulaney exchanging stories from when they were addicted to stimulants. From This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #440. Full podcast here - • John Mulaney | This Pa...
i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...
@@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree
No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.
@@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale
Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself
I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂
God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol
To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol. But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier. On a side note- If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets... If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.
The video game of being an addict is perfect. I’m using that. It’s so stressful trying not to get found out. Gives me anxiety still when I think about it.
Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.
Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!
@@astralmatrixgmailcom it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories
I went for a night shift ride with our regular cabbie, while in Army AIT Ft. Sam Houston. Downtown San Antonio. Wild night. He let me drink while he drove. I smoked weed with him and a hooker. Like Taxi Cab confessions, but live. It was awesome.
On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!
With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early
"North Harlem"?!...Haha, love Theo purposely still saying it 7 years later. Even after him & Diaz talked about no such place existing and it's actually Washington Heights or Inwood
This is literally a normal day to me doing blow with my old teacher driving Lyft doing it with my waitresses getting them railed when your both ugly but zoomed asf
lol knowing what we know about andy cohen he was probably trying to get theo to offer him a bump lmfao. kathy griffin got some interesting things to say about that
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3:09 that simultaneous "ugh" is all i need to know how good it is to do coke in a single occupant bathroom with a key.
its not that good. you just think it is at the time. youre really just an addict snorting stepped on shit off a toilet bowl with a dollar
Doing cocaine off the baby changing station lmao
@@dubkatmtlyuuuuuup lol
It’s good for doing a variety of drugs in privacy
i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...
Johns description of addiction at the end is really accurate. It's cessation not pleasure.
No shit! I wanna hear his stories 😂
I love that he's throwing off Theo's story so much that Theo's brain is overworking itself to get through a story he's told a thousand times😂
He was annoying AF interrupting Theo 100 timea
@@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree
No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.
@@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale
Yeah, he didn't even get to tell how he thought he was saying Theodore in Spanish, but he was saying Te adoro, I love you, to the cab driver
I wish the other guy would interrupt Theo more.
Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself
Stories like these make you relapse.
Then feel miserable the next day.....
I've heard this story a million times, but it's still great
Let him tell the story Mulaney
Theo has gotten some serious mileage out of this story. In fact, I think he tells it on every podcast
Fake addicts everywhere in show biz
and?
@@eleven9286 and I’ve heard it 6 times
@@Blaztoize I really feel like you HAVENT and youre dickriding
He didn't use coke much, it's like the people who have to quit drinking alcohol after doing it two nights in a row
Darryl definitely knew, all recovered people can see it in a hot second
Right. Him being nonchalant and cool was just him trying to help out a fellow addict. He might be recovered, be he aint no snitch 😂
He's trying to figure out if this is a real story that actually happened lol
lmfao 😂
His reality testing is cracking me up.
Strawberry was on coke a long time... he could tell... he could tell 😂😂😂
Wow John is so charming even when he is annoyed/irritated lol
This conversation hits home. It’s terrible.
yep. been there. somehow made this lifestyle work for 4-5 years. have no idea why the hell i put myself through that.
This guys look like they are going to buy a couple of 8 balls right after the end of the interview
I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂
God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol
Did they make the film joe dirt based on this guy? Seems a good fit
Jesus, let the dude tell his story....
Stop telling Jesus wat to do
You've never done cocaine
@@TheB00tyWarrior and he should never use it.
Right? Was the seat comfortable? Who cares?
It felt like the guy was going to leave his kids…🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol.
But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier.
On a side note-
If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets...
If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.
3:08 synchronized “ugh” LOL
😂
“It’s your office!” Lmao
Landed on your comment right as 3:08 hit and my reading voice synced with them. Shiiiii.....
Minutes of fun, hours of agony
This interaction seems more awkward than what happened in the taxi cab.
The video game of being an addict is perfect. I’m using that. It’s so stressful trying not to get found out. Gives me anxiety still when I think about it.
Good thoughts, great decisions, no relapses, brother John.
The back seat was really nice 😂😂😂
Dude is a walking cocaine story.
It's a hell of a drug.
"You could feel the despair"
I thought he was living out “here” in LA but they were driving a NY yellow cab? Damn!!! That’s a far drive!!! 😂😂😂
Is there footage of Theo’s interview where he was coked out of his mind?
Strawberry had to know Theo was messed up.
Guys trying to tell a story about coke and hookers and the other guy is more interested in the front seat of a taxi????
Lmao off the baby changing station!
Literally nobody ever has ever cut blow with that style of razorblade. Ever.
Definitely not twice…
@nickl6715 desperate times and measures i suppose, did they at least heal well? Vit e helps. 😬🫡😂
I have
Ever heard about a thing called duct tape?
John has a moment of pain on his face when he has to remind Theo of the word kaleidoscope
Damn you. Now I can’t unsee it lol
Whatever else was in this video has been overshadowed by that moment because of this comment.
Imagine how painful it was to realize Theo Von is deeper than he is.
@@adamredden2007 on your deepness scale?
That hand motion was messing with me
‘Ai tried to give ‘er a schmooooch….” 😂😂😂♥️
2:51 Daryl Strawberry probably makes many appearances in different peoples cocaine stories
Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.
"undercover" John: good one! ( he is talking to you...
i remember lee's reaction. lmao
What are these interrupts and questions dude 😂😂😂
Annoying attempts at being funny? I haven't watched the full episode, definitely couldn't after listening to these few annoying minutes
Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!
@@astralmatrixgmailcom it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories
More like a tame, uneventful night for a ❄️ head.
Who else wishes that we had that recording of the interview that morning after the cab incident
Somebody better come cover this guy up!
I went for a night shift ride with our regular cabbie, while in Army AIT Ft. Sam Houston. Downtown San Antonio. Wild night. He let me drink while he drove. I smoked weed with him and a hooker. Like Taxi Cab confessions, but live. It was awesome.
2:42 runnin’ on neck thoughts
The driver could tell he was wasted haha he wanted to party!
Woulda thought John would know this story. Most my friends aren’t that big into theo but have seen that Comedy Central set
"everything kinda lined up..."
saw Mulaney in Honolulu about a month ago. hilarious
I feel high listening to this story: completely incoherent and confused
I can never tell if it’s a work or a shoot with Theo
lol, i didnt even the finish the video. John kept interrupting too much
He cuts him off every couple seconds.
In this clip, everyone discovers that Theo Von is far more introspective than John Mulvaney.
Tbh I hope that isn’t true but it totally makes sense seemingly that theos went thru some sh
no need to compare
Thats a scary Coke story???
I seem over covered- hahaha
😂😂😂 done some thangs in bathrooms, gotta be quick tho😂😂😂
On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!
Theo's all Gacked up!
When is the scary part?
Guarantee Daryl knew…no doubt, would bet the house.
The baby changing station
With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early
"North Harlem"?!...Haha, love Theo purposely still saying it 7 years later. Even after him & Diaz talked about no such place existing and it's actually Washington Heights or Inwood
😂 no such place exists
This is literally a normal day to me doing blow with my old teacher driving Lyft doing it with my waitresses getting them railed when your both ugly but zoomed asf
He looks exactly like billy MacFarlane
“welcome to Rome” 😭😭😭
Daryle strawberry has done your weight in coke.
A sting? Cab drivers and bar tenders are the go to if you not home
John is such a cool great comic. He is just the smartest and so likeable.
This title is such click bait. I wanted a story not an interview. Let the man talk
bruh lmao
That emoticon looks more like crack
Man I thought that was drake bell 😂😂
He sounds like jeselnik
Classic podcast. When the interviewer keeps cutting the guest off.
A smooch 😅
good lord.. just let him tell his story already
1000 dollar cab ride
Daryl strawberry could obviously tell!!!
I've known a bunch of coke heads over the years and not a single one ever used the full word cocaine once!
Theo Von needs to start telling a new Cocaine story
The other guy just couldn’t keep quiet. -_-;
Urge to put paper mache heads on that's guests hands , they're already dressed the same as him collar and sweatshirt
John asks a lot of seemingly impertinent questions. I do as well. I think I’m autistic 🤔
I don’t know what I thought, I think ….I actually kind of like that.
That other guy is too disruptive, ion like dat
Holy shit, let the host tell the story.
Wait. What?
4:56 Huhh! Gayeeeeeeeeeeeee😂
lol knowing what we know about andy cohen he was probably trying to get theo to offer him a bump lmfao. kathy griffin got some interesting things to say about that
A bump will just make you need another 😂
LMFAOO the odds I see this comment, come home the kids miss you - ur lil brother
@@romananski.Looks like they're your kids now.
Mulaney is so great at stating the obvious
You know he was doing coke WITH Andy Cohen in the bathroom lmfao. Not just in separate stalls.
Still cant believe hes a Comedian 🤪
Oisin should pay Ratso
This isnt even a scary coke story lol
Correct me if I'm wrong sports fans but didn't the Berry struggle with addiction? 🤔 Ya nah he didn't know you were high. 🤭
John seriously needs to stop interrupting. Lol.
Let the guy tell his story
This guy interrupts theo way too much
What?