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  • Today the lads will be ranking the unsolved plotlines left hanging in 40k Lore with Mr Arthur Bones!
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Komentáře • 60

  • @heiroftheredeemer2828
    @heiroftheredeemer2828 Před 4 měsíci +75

    I really wish this channel was more popular, because I love it and I never want it to end.

    • @TheKenthor
      @TheKenthor Před 4 měsíci +5

      They are criminally undersubbed.

    • @trippyimp6265
      @trippyimp6265 Před 4 měsíci +4

      The actual best warhammer channel

    • @heiroftheredeemer2828
      @heiroftheredeemer2828 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@TheKenthor Suprisingly so.

    • @heiroftheredeemer2828
      @heiroftheredeemer2828 Před 4 měsíci +9

      @@trippyimp6265 I would tend to agree. They have fun chemistry, they actually know lore for the most part. And they are typically huge degenerates

  • @grouchypotatowolfpack5580
    @grouchypotatowolfpack5580 Před 4 měsíci +26

    "Luther just continues to rant and rave, claiming that he has no need of repentance or confession, for one day Lion El'Jonson will return and absolve him of his sins" - 6e codex dark angels, p46. My first army, got the codex when I was 12

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 Před 4 měsíci +28

    Yvraine and the Ynnari should become relevant again so we can get things like Aegidius.

  • @TheLordofMetroids
    @TheLordofMetroids Před 4 měsíci +16

    About how dumb time is: we think of Dinosaurs as a homogeneous group right? Stegosaurus and Tyrannosaurus probably lived pretty close together right?
    Nope, the T rex is closer to modern day than it is to Stegosaurus. A T rex running through the streets of Chicago is more chronologically accurate than a T rex attacking a Stegosaurus. Time is insane to think about at long distances.
    Additional fin fact: Sharks are older than trees.

    • @spartanpiplup6229
      @spartanpiplup6229 Před 3 měsíci

      My favourite example is that the pyramids are older to cleopatra than cleopatra is to us in the modern day.

  • @KillerOrca
    @KillerOrca Před 4 měsíci +21

    40k and Halo have similar issues of "we have a lot of time to work with but we never use it"

  • @davidsmith8826
    @davidsmith8826 Před 4 měsíci +17

    Such is the power of Boingob

  • @plasticbag4102
    @plasticbag4102 Před 4 měsíci +21

    Such is the magesty of boingob

    • @startdale5547
      @startdale5547 Před 4 měsíci +3

      "He died trying to eat the sun"
      Okay now that is the most Orky thing to happen.

  • @TheLordofMetroids
    @TheLordofMetroids Před 4 měsíci +8

    Real talk, Avatar of Isha would be amazing. Give me 40K Ariel leading Exodites.

  • @skullsquad900
    @skullsquad900 Před 4 měsíci +5

    1:33:58 It took me a second, but I actually agree here.
    I say the Votan should've been a HERETICAL mesh of the Mechanicus & Sisters.
    Meaning they would be Full Conversion Cyborgs with AI - whom they pray to, as it hosts their Ancestors "Souls" (aka downloaded brains).
    And all Psykers while united are immune to Warp shenanigans and have actually modified their Cybernetics/Technology specifically to channel the Warp.
    Then their Unique ability could be them chanting in unison to Summon their Ancestors into battle.
    *That "Summoning" and those "Ancestors" being a Rift opeing and a bunch of Men-of-Iron (with their actual Ancestors minds downloaded into them) spilling out onto the battlefield.

  • @LemurVisionUK
    @LemurVisionUK Před 3 měsíci +3

    I feel like the vulkan he'stan plotline is going to merge with the "golden throne is knackered" plotline. The golden throne will be about to break down, and he'stan will find the last doo-dah. Vulkan will return, and use all of he'stan's artifacts as parts to repair the golden throne.
    (then he'll probably get his head kicked in by whichever traitor primarch they bring back at the same time)

  • @BoneTrait
    @BoneTrait Před 4 měsíci +21

    In Renegades: Harrowmaster, there’s actually a hilarious part where there’s a semi-loyalist warband and every other Alpha Legionaire is just like “yeah, fuck those guys”.

    • @TheLordofMetroids
      @TheLordofMetroids Před 4 měsíci +8

      There is also that great "I am Alphar-"
      "OH FUCK OFF WITH THAT."

    • @BoneTrait
      @BoneTrait Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@TheLordofMetroids the Khornate Raptors were also pretty funny, if nothing else because they prove that you can pass stealth checks with intimidation.

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani Před 4 měsíci +1

      after being a made an Alpha Legion fan when I first started reading 40k beginning with the Horus Heresy (Legion is such a good book), I was so starved for more... Harrowmaster definitely pulled me back in, the Alpharius primarch book was pretty good too.

  • @crdt2tm
    @crdt2tm Před 4 měsíci +36

    Holy shit, this is the first time I've seen Pancreas' face and he looks like every Eldar fan I've ever met that isn't also gay

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani Před 4 měsíci +1

      hmm, I wouldn't mind being gay, I don't look like him though 😢

    • @soffren
      @soffren Před 4 měsíci +2

      Every eldar player I've met was female (there have only been 2 in my life).

    • @PhthaloGreenskin
      @PhthaloGreenskin Před 4 měsíci

      The fuck? Dude I'm an Eldar fan and I lift as much as dark gods although I'm quite fluffy at the moment at 250lbs. Although I'm pretty strong I deadlift 4 plates. Although I've got really long arms and short legs.

    • @crdt2tm
      @crdt2tm Před 4 měsíci

      @@PhthaloGreenskinwhether you're gay or not will determine whether this detracts from my life experiences or not

  • @nohiet
    @nohiet Před 4 měsíci +12

    Praise be boingob

  • @Prattical
    @Prattical Před 4 měsíci +13

    Personally, I think any story or plot point revolving around clones is shabby writing. It's essentially an alternative kind of fan service where they bring back a character and say "oh what if things were different??" And it never ends well because how could it?

  • @jonathanathor117
    @jonathanathor117 Před 4 měsíci +2

    1:58:30 Collin gets iseikaied as malekith.

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry Před 4 měsíci +2

    Rank loremaster by name only, based on likelihood of being a character in 40k. Bonus, argue over what faction they would be

  • @be1394
    @be1394 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Is Luther escaping The Rock a reference to Alcatraz?

  • @Human-163
    @Human-163 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm a bit late but what about Farsight's hexagramaton? That's really cool I think!

  • @Judiciar_Geo
    @Judiciar_Geo Před 4 měsíci +2

    Love this episode, you guys are great, and rhabk you Authur, AVE DOMINUS NOX Mr.Bones!!!!

  • @harryballantyne398
    @harryballantyne398 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Of all of the total warhammer trailers, I have watched the ogre, vampire coast and gott damn Grom the Paunch

  • @Nihoolious
    @Nihoolious Před 4 měsíci +2

    Did not expect the hottest takes to be in the Total War list.

  • @TheLordofMetroids
    @TheLordofMetroids Před 4 měsíci +6

    I just feel like everyone asking for Clonegrim hasn't read the bloody book.
    The Fabius Bile books: this clone will fall to Chaos, Fulgrim would ALWAYS fall to Chaos.
    BuT lOyAl EmPeRoR's ChIlDrEn!!!
    Guys, it wouldn't even happen from that clone.

  • @alfieingrouille1528
    @alfieingrouille1528 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Very nice

  • @calebcollins5887
    @calebcollins5887 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I wonder what the cowards were too afraid to say?

  • @DetectiveLance
    @DetectiveLance Před 4 měsíci +3

    Finally. Couldn't listen to it live, connection at work is garbage.

  • @Sweetness71775
    @Sweetness71775 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Chiraq isn't as bad as Colin makes it out to be. It's worse.

  • @jellojiei6061
    @jellojiei6061 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Maybe a video about the new rouge trader game, maybe something with halo or the iconoclast ending.

  • @benren7305
    @benren7305 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Oh no Athur hates Erwin 😂 I love captain Erwin😂 one of the only loyalist sm that gives a fuck about himself and excelling.

  • @Ratman36
    @Ratman36 Před 4 měsíci +2

    where is my skaven video mister skull

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry Před 4 měsíci +2

    I remember asking to see your faces so I could figure out who was what action figure and now I don't know what action figure you were

  • @omnissiah5382
    @omnissiah5382 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Is the Remembrancer drinking wine? 😂

  • @Hatchmatter
    @Hatchmatter Před 4 měsíci +3

    "Primarchs are the ones who overachieve." -my friend, have you met Angron and Ferrus Manus?

  • @jonathanathor117
    @jonathanathor117 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Cybertronian lore > Eldar lore. I will fight the entire world to prove that point. Till all are one.

  • @alexbrown7708
    @alexbrown7708 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I think the fact that the Tyranids let the ship go just to have one lictor infiltrate the fortification on baal and destroy a generator is kinda dumb. I think an entire space ship is worth more than destroying one defensive line on one of the planets. I did like most of the of the book however.

  • @ThatGreyShark77
    @ThatGreyShark77 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Pizza pizza

  • @Hardek19
    @Hardek19 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Doesn't an Anathame destroy the soul?

  • @emperorxander666
    @emperorxander666 Před 4 měsíci +1

    NO ONE out pizza the hut

  • @jeffbriese875
    @jeffbriese875 Před 4 měsíci +1

    NGL I'm surprised you guys are as meh about the sphere expansion. The shadowsun book about it was pretty good. That and it lacks many of the complaints you had about the plot not going or able to go anywhere. Also if it's scale that matter is Ensinhorn: xenos have a bad plot because it covers a small section of imperial space?

  • @alexbrown7708
    @alexbrown7708 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Magnus did some really dumb things but at least he was trying to make the imperium a better place to live. I do actually feel bad for the thousand sons themselves though because most of the stupid stuff was Magnus acting alone.
    Also I hate that they keep stating Lemon as only pretending to be a barbarian but is actually super smart and have him make some of the dumbest short sighted decisions.

  • @myonlyfriendtheend4958
    @myonlyfriendtheend4958 Před 4 měsíci +1

    MY LIFE
    FOR THE BONER LORD

  • @jonathanathor117
    @jonathanathor117 Před 4 měsíci +1

    In the name of Boingob, Boingob and Boingob

  • @shanatokisaki4596
    @shanatokisaki4596 Před 3 měsíci +1

    its funny listening to them complain about how the year spans dont make since in 40k like idk maybe it was created to be inherently stupid because it was created as a satire XD and also because a lot of the numbers in 40k make zero since because they are just throwing big numbers out randomly. (this is one of the reasons I like 40k because its dumb not in spite of it)

  • @Dctstampede88
    @Dctstampede88 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Green skins for the big wins

  • @MekBoooooi
    @MekBoooooi Před 4 měsíci +1

    This is why I don't follow warham lore. It's all forgotten or set ups for ten years later.

  • @batshit36
    @batshit36 Před 4 měsíci

    Who would win? Queef bed shaker or Queer head giver