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You're killing it with those sorry telling skills

dude just served a dressed brick of lettuce and called it a salad

Ha ha, you know H.P. Lovecraft. Not everyone knows his work.

We see it as a side because im eating 4 of those to get full

Bob the cat stole your leftovers

My name's Sara Lee so yeah I was born to cook literally😂😂😂so can you plz enlighten me on the flat cooking device lol

Your story reminds like that one YT short guy who starts his story with a good premise and half way mark is when he hits with a twist thats harder than a whiplash.

wedge salad is not salad

I worked at a burger joint, really recommend use parchment paper to smash the burger.

That looks genuinely terrible, do they actually serve crap like this in the U.S and call it a salad...?

All mental phenomena have mind as their forerunner; they have mind as their chief; they are mind-made. If one speaks or acts with a pure mind, happiness (sukkha) follows him like a shadow that never leaves him.

Yeah you dont remember the whole story czuse you was lit off that karamjan rum stuffs only 15gp yaknow

Eastern Italian obviously

Stop the seed oils and vegetables! 😭😭😭😭

Runescape mentioned

Yea I'll tell ya this, they are absolutely not grinding their own meat, nor are they buying high quality meat. 😂 most restaurants use Cysco products, and alot also use frozen patties that they thaw out.

"Take those balls straight to pound town" me: aight bet.

Keep your mouth closed

Haha sounds a little like Runescape 😂 very nice, very nice

you should have just fished for shrimp and anchovies

bro shut up oh my fucking god

😂😂😂😂

lol i love the sniffing of the meat pad

Karamja has the best bananas

Just a little oil on top mixed with seasoning works.

Lmao phantom headache 😭

What's that thing he used to heat the skillet for cooking?

Why does every chef on CZcams have a ‘nonna’?

this may be your most confusing short so far

That was a journey

"yeah, I remember this on time..."

Recipe please

Meat isnt cooked

MY BOY SCAPES!

RUNESCAPE

Completely different here in the UK, I almost did it, then when I was 14.5 I changed my mind and became a teacher instead Because my birthday was after the official leaving date, the day of my life, I was still 15, almost 16, so 14.5 was close to me finishing. Glad I didn’t because I have a ridiculous number of food allergies and EDS which makes standing for more than a few minutes incredibly painful…glad I didn’t do it

RUNESCAPE

Next level with those humpty dumpties

Don't you dare talk that about Colby Jack.

As probably the most ambiguously asian man in the world, I have seen none of this success...

I’ve yet to have a steak at a restaurant better than my steaks

I was so invested in those fucking giant sea serpents

Those ribs gonna be tough

RuneScape mentioned

Colby Jack is tasty yeah I said it

Buddy be talking about Runescape

I make bomb ass pancakes that puts restaurants to shame. None of that. No box. Nothing. Batter and a waffle press

This Belgian boyo thinks I'm buying his Korean heritage, he got another think komt eraan

I never know what you're talking about, but I'm not sure I'm supposed to. Noms

Ur a cool guy. I just discovered u. Happy I did 🥰