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Oh girls can definitely create pressure! I knew a girl in high school that could pee standing up and also places you’re not supposed to pee. Like my bathroom sink

Honestly to me the subjects on After Hours were always at worst vessels for the comedy and at best, interesting ideas that could be explored later on(I'm thinking of the Renegade Cut video expanding on your Reganomics Ghostbusters video).

Like After Hours is almost inherently comforting, like the 4 friends at a diner setup was disarming and y'all did solid character work that lead to great comedy.

Yeah no, you're not to blame for film discourse. The youtube algorithms and Cinemasins are.

after hours always showed love for the things they was deconstructing, thats why i love it so much

i love you guys so much, cracked sucks without you

I'm clearly out of the loop. I remember watching the dude with glasses on Cracked like a decade ago and hadn't seen him sense. I have to check this out

I think that the Bank of the Internet would have to pay Wikipedia a lot every month.

10:06 This is why we need after hours back. A good example of civil discourse. Unfortunately the people that picked up the mantle after you did exactly what you're railing against.

JUST FOUND your channel so who knows even if i can catch up, but either way I wanted to say congrats to Dan for the John Oliver stuff! I has no idea till like a month ago! And Soren for American Dad!!

My favorite character background thing was Soren's family were massive Tolkein fans and that Glorfindel was a "problem"

"Impact is a sans-serif typeface in the industrial or grotesque style designed by Geoffrey Lee in 1965 and released by the Stephenson Blake foundry of Sheffield.[1] It is well known for having been included in the core fonts for the Web package and distributed with Microsoft Windows since Windows 98. In the 2010s, it gained popularity for its use in image macros and other internet memes." From Wiki.

I forgot that I need to listen to silly stuff too😅

Wow, some real trash tier people listen to this podcast

31:50 last time I check I *do* pay to access the internet. Like most people i also pay for several media subscriptions on top of that access as well as paying for mobile data. It's a great idea and all, but we're already being charged 2-3 times over for fleeting access to content. The fact that people aren't getting paid isn't our fault.

My biggest instance of the "oh, thank God this isn't just some weird thing about me" was the first time my wife referred to tonsil stones. Suddenly a great weight had been lifted from me, knowing that not only did other people experience them, but there was a common name for them.

I once heard the attentiom of the internet referred to as "the eye of sauron" by a former web video creator and i think that fits

Bitters are essentially flavor extracts, just like the vanilla or almond extract you might use for baking. Roots ARE involved, as are numerous other ingredients (herbs, bark, citrus peels, spices, etc.) and the ingredients are soaked in high proof alcohol. They are a bartenders spice rack.

having somehow only seen it one time, it sort of felt like a Kids Say the Darndest Things moment.

It's so weird how you can't just say, "we don't know why this happened." You have to go to "People in Tennessee don't know about regular things!" It's insulting. (And no. I'm not from Tennessee.)

One of my favorite cocktails is a Trinidad Sour which uses Angostura Bitters as its main ingredient! 1.5oz Bitters .5oz Rye (high %) 1oz Orgeat 3/4 oz Lemon Juice (freshly squeezed) It is very tasty and not like many other drinks. Also a good conversation peace as most people don’t know what bitters in its own tastes like. Just be careful as bitters is prone to staining

Befriending a good bartender, and have them make "bespoke" drinks, completely off menu, is the best.

Maybe it's just because I'm on the gay side of tik Tok but I saw maybe one vid about the hawk tuah girl, I had no idea it was so huge until a bunch of straight ppl were talking about how viral it was lol

The hawk tuah discussion is bizarre because absolutely no one I knew (many of whom very online) cared about it at all even a little bit. I think it’s actually more of just a “moderately-online older-millennial-to-gen-x normie” exclusive thing than an internet monoculture thing like they were describing it.

So if you use a legit show to plug another show, could that be exposure laundering?

Loved the little bit of bitters babble.

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Daniel has no pictures of Soren behind him. They are not true friends.

I'm so mad I didn't know about your show until now, like you started in 2019 and I had no idea. I've been following everyone else for the most part, small beans, some more news, behind the bastards, gamefully unemployed, from their conceptions. Yet this whole time your pods been here the whole time, why did it take me to someone long to find it, Google sucks man.

I would get caught up in the "I don't want to clean up after other people" mindset before I could get to the "I could clean this up myself." I live on the first floor of an apartment building and sometimes people upstairs just chuck their empty bottles and drink cups over the railing on to the lawn, out of sight, out of mind. Then those of us on the first floor can see their trash clearly.

The use by date on medication isn't because it goes rotten, obviously but through exposure to the air eventually the actuve ingredients will become inert. It takes a lot of careful chemistry to create these drugs, they're kept in air tight packaging to protect them from exposure to the elements but those packages have to be cheap and they're not designed to be used indefinitely. If you know you'll be keeping the medication for longer than it's expiration date you should probably divide the dosages into smaller airtight packages and open those as needed. I get the sense that you're probably talking about things like Panadol and antihistamines in which case you'll be fine if they don't work because you don't really need them in the first place. If it's medicine you actually need to survive you should probably pay some attention to those dates. You can also probably just buy less medicine if you're storing it for so long. Usually the pharmacist won't give you more medication than you'll need for a few months so they shouldn't be going bad.

I love love love that shirt

Should I be relieved that I have no joy in my life

The trick is to live on the *edge* of a desert. I live about a half day drive north of the Gobi, and the weather in the summer is effing glorious. The temperature in Ulaanbaatar rarely climbs above 30C (86F) in the summer, and thanks to the arid climate even 10C (50F) feels pretty warm and pleasant in direct sunlight.

This is while I like to steel man movies rather than strawman it makes me enjoy the movie more and attributes good faith to a creation

Great movie!

I do actually often think about Cougar Town and whether every single character would have helped hand over Florida in 2016.*. Definitely not an assumption to hold against them, but I do think it is a good chance to empathize for (fictional) people whose (probable) actions I can't justify. I don't know, the thought's been in my head so long I have to ascribe value to it. *Possibly not Travis, but his young college liberal thing seems like more of a phase and he had a kid in 2015 which would probably have shifted his priorities and social life. Laurie maybe but more likely bc he didn't vote.

In tucson, we treat the summer like you do the winter in other places. Only the maniacs are outside doing things in the summer. I'm not from the southwest but I love it here.

"We had like uh good old fashioned..." Did anybody else kind of expect Daniel to say "Attempted Presidential assassination"?

"Do you know what a cassowary is?" "I only know it from Cracked" my rational brain: Oh, he means that through working at Cracked he learned what a cassowary is! me: SOMEONE AT CRACKED WAS ACTUALLY A CASSOWARY WRITING POP CULTURE ARTICLES

Two women tried to shoot Ford; Squeaky and Sara Jane Moore. I cannot believe I'm the one who could tell this to D.O.B.

My mom knew the Frohm family really well. She was best friends with Squeaky's little sister when they were in elementary school. It came up when she saw I was reading the book "Chaos: Charles Manson & the secret history of the 60's" by Tom O'Neill.

I got to see a cassowary in the wild during a bus tour through Daintree Rainforest (NE Aus). The ranger guide was telling us all about their habits, how you have to drive very cautiously because they jump out onto the road (there are "Beware of Cassowary" signs on the roads, like we have beware of deer signs), and one of them did! Stood still, glaring at us for a few seconds, before it took off into the forest again. Very magical.

Ugh, I'm from Southern AZ and live in Phx. I hate Tucson (and intentionally skipped over it after highschool) specifically for the reasons Soren outlined about the desert -- bright, no shadows, overwhelming light and heat. I understand these things are present everywhere in AZ, but at least Phx has the urban planning to at least try to better incorporate stuff like trees and parks or maybe how different streets/buildings are spaced. Or maybe people (property owners) in Phx are more creative with their landscaping, so in most of the highly populous portions of town don't feel so overwhelmingly "desert" (and less so as areas have more... "Affluence", which is... Eh). Maybe I like the things that "aren't the desert" but I do like the various aesthetic influences that come from this region (including ways it's been iterated on or blends other places aesthetics). I feel like there's more variety and density here, so things at least feel more interesting, street to street or neighborhood to neighborhood. ...but I get that it's hard to be here (Phoenix OR Tucson), even if you're "used to it." I just needed to get on my "Phx is better than Tucson" soapbox for the month. Surprised that this was where I got to do that. (Edit: I do love monsoon season in Tucson and south. Phx just gets haboobs and it thinks about raining but can't. And that said, Tucson and Southern AZ looks a lot greener after monsoon season. Drive down I-10, go to Bisbee or something, in like August.)

After Hours came off to me like kids talking about their favorite shows. We would tear apart star trek, the wild wild west, space 1999 and so on.... we would add more to the world we loved watching by talking or playing, ya know act out, our favorite stars. I wanted to he Jim West in 1976 and Luke Skywalker in 1977 and so on... AF reminded me of those times and conversations and is just good writing. Enjoyed all of em. Good job and thank u for the shows!

Love me some Utah desert. Plus you have several national parks within spitting distance.

Another great episode. I'm also not a desert person, and can't imagine why anyone not hiding out from something would want to live there.

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Billy sounds like the man!

In before soren's present for Daniel