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So, Po flies very close to the hull of the dreadnought, *_(Essentially Lando's plan to get the Death Star 2 not to fire on the Rebels for fear of killing the Empire's Star Destroyers)_* and the surface guns can't hit him because his ship's too small. *_(The Battle of Yavin prior to the trench run to fire proton torpedoes into the Death Star's exhaust port)_* *_THINK, YOU GAWD DAMN TUSKAN RAIDER, MARY SUE HUMPING, SEXUALLY MADDENED PRIMATES!!!!!!! BY PRAISING CERTAIN PARTS OF THIS, YOU ARE PRAISING THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY, AND THE PREQUELS YOU THINK ARE THE TRASH THESE NEW ONES ARE!!!!!!!_*

Anyone else get sick of the 50's music throughout the show?

The show is decent ill give it that but i feel like people are so brain rotted from Marvel that even something slightly decent will seem like a 10/10

Great video can’t wait for Rian Johnson to fix everything with episode 8. I’m sure he’ll be fine, what could be possible mess up?

You know your critique is shit when it all boils down to what they DIDN'T do. "Why DIDNT they do this? Why DIDNT they know about that?" Someone as smart as ME would have considered ALL possibilities!"

how are non-fallout fans even buying all of this? you're telling me the same people who can see that the writting in GOT season 8 is trash can't see this stupid script right in front ot them, or did they bought the satire excuse?

6 minutes in and the moral is Futurama has better more thoughtful writers than modern film makers do. Now for the rest

That f*ckin pig scene…..I’m sorry but as soon as that scene began, I hated the mother, didn’t give a sh*t about her and wanted HER to casually and callously suffocate slowly as people go about their day. I mean WHAT THE F*CK…That is a huge statement of her character…anyone who is interested in her story after that scene….pffff. Absolutely tone deaf given what the writers wanted us to feel.

i have never seen someone pull the words out of my brain so eloquently

Love the review, and love the SNES soundtrack! 🖖😀

now do shogun

They could have made the evil capitalists work better if they read Curtis Yarvin's blogs or any other accelerationist literature but then again most mainstream writers these days are useful idiots for chinese investors hence the failing upwards. Mccarthy didn't go far enough.

I love how this show tries so hard to take a dump on new vegas...

This was a better watch than the series

Although this wasn’t perfect, I enjoyed it. For all its flaws it was a fun new watch

I only just saw this film for the first time because of my morbid curiosity, and damn it was painful... I suffered all the way till the end hoping I would find some redeeming qualities but nope, nothing.

Listening to this today and seeing Vito on EFAP. Wowzers.

I'm glad this video has every flaw of the show revealed, now I can point to it and get my friends to educate themselves, two of them didn't even play the games. I could only watch the show wasted because seeing all the bullshit retcons were pissing me off, but I'm the buzzkill because I don't like the show. I will give the show credit for the skeleton stories though, not even Obsidian showed baby skeletons.

It just works

I think we as a society need to adopt "your primitive, dopamine junkie, apologist adoration of X indicates that you're just a dumb child, and hopefully, you'll grow up one day to see the err of your present ways" as a standardized way of putting down admirers of shit like modern Star Wars media or the new Fallout series so we can collectively raise the bar for franchise-driven entertainment.

I was satisfied with the show, because like the games, I just happily ignore all the stupidity. But then Marvin the Paranoid fucking Android came along and made me look at how dumb it all is. Good job Marvin, ya cvnt.

1:32:50 im not, because that goes against one of the main themes of Fallout. They originally said they would never reveal who dropped it first because it doesn't matter. Because war never changes, and both sides wanted to win more than anything, people back then decided to drop nukes and doom the world. Who did it first is irrelevant.

Oh and the reason no kids were hurt by the shattering glass is bc kids are immortal in fallout. It's canon!!

I love the Metroid Music :)

I used to enjoy this channel but then you're just a critic. You can't create anything. And what you do create is a deconstruction of others art. Pretty lazy.

It boggles my mind that people watch this show and call it well written

I believe theres way more people left than showed in vault 33. The gaurds. what happened to the kids?

I heard a lot of buzz about this show up to and including a buddy of mine highly recommending it to me but then I saw this video and watched a few minutes and realized that MauLer didn’t like the show. I wanted to keep an open mind so I stopped watching MauLer’s video and binge watched the entirety of Fallout last night. It felt like the show was giving me cancer and I wanted someone to put me out of my misery. I am astounded that anyone saw this more than a below average show. MauLer’s video exposes fully the depths of retardation in this show and I am happy to see it on full display. Our standards need to be higher and we need to demand better from our art.

Best intro ever. 😂

You know Mauler’s really annoyed by a show when he curses this much. I love it!

The show was good. Ffs all you want to do is complain

All the actors in this trash show are absolute garbage.

Army of Darkness had better strategy than Game of Thrones…impressive.

Its tiring now, not eveything sucks ass in nerd culture, we are allowed the occasional win, chill, its not that deep

Very well said.

hahaha "of course you killed yourself"

2:08:35 oh no you got too remember that's the Superman screams from BVS it's just going around the world come around every little while 😂😂😂😂 lol

Always love coming to this channel to hear different and or opinions I never thought of.I thought the show was pretty good with little issue, until I heard some of your points. Hopefully in the next season they can try to do a lot better

Shlurpo 4 years later lol

Luck is literally one of the SPECIAL attributes.

21:27 At least Django Unchained is entertaining.

4:40 In T2 the reason he did that was A) he is the Terminator, B) looks cool, C) it is somewhat reasonable* way to cock the gun if you only have one hand. *I mean, technically you do not have to flip it you could just like flip it down then back up instead of flipping it completely around…but it looks cool.

Thank DEI in the writing room. "Writers" these days just can't write, and Hollywood has been selling the idea that flash and formulae are enough to mask narrative illogic and crap writing.

Great vid

Yo, props to the Banjo Kazooie music in the video. Freakin' love that game.

You know the Long One is upset with something when he makes a video this damn fast. Great video by the way.

Must be tought being a "Film Connoisseur" so hellbent on nitpicking the most irrelevant stuff that you can't understand basic character motivations or flaws, it's almost impressive how hard you missed the point.

I dont recall the 90s hating capitalism or thinking that it was some great immoral evil that would kill untold number of innocents if it meant they could make .00001% more profit. If anything this is a '10s interpretation of how "true capitalism" is like, but from the marxist playbook. I get they are trying to go for hyperbole but that just feels their rational behind it is completely wrong. Also telling and funny that they then refuse to mention communist china at all and seem to paint pre war communists as good people. Oh wait it was written by someone from hollyweird ok never mind that all checks out.

hey shut up. the internet says i'll like the show less if you're allowed to have your opinion, stranger. the show is okay; not good, not bad, just kinda' fun in a 'turn your brain off' kind of way. those first, and last episodes are difficult to watch. and, everyone is painfully stupid throughout. but, it's fun, and i am looking forward to season two. too bad i can't like the show anymore because of this very accurate recounting of just how silly the show is. am i a toxic fandom now? is that how that works? (BTW - that is NOT dogmeat.)