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- Today on GDELB, MooPer will be excruiating the next element in systematic maintenance. Please do not watch without being seated.
But first, a look into the cyber war on which many years of element binding stands and how we can get rid of it with one simple trick. - Hry
Table of condiments:
00:01 - Introduction Epistemology and Inductive Reasoning
01:02 - Video games - good or Bad?
23:00 - Massives for massives sake
04:20 - Child wizards for spaCe
10:39 - This is my favorite part
15:15 - cradits and sources (Citation needed)
19:48 - Why you are watching movies wrong and have boring taste
24:03 - Sponsorship
@@bokrugthewaterserpent3012 Objectively so, yes.
I'd love a list of what each reference is from
@@MarKreationsStudios You're asking for too much. Ironic.
@@MrSinjoy Trust me, someone could do it XD
5:10
I didn't understand most of this, and as such I feel very intellectal for sitting through it.
*intellecutal
*Intel-actual
@@nashthrashington9749
"In my opinion it's Intellucteal therefore it is. "
Also also Hitler
This is
Subjectively
My personal, seriously, real favorite video and mooper is
Subjectively
My actual, legitametely favorite content creator on this site, a shame he only releases videos on april 1st.
Hi logicked also your subjective objective opinion is a massive
The other day I was rewatching GDELB II, thinking to myself:
"Why am I watching this? GDELB III is coming out. GDELB!"
Geode
It was some pretty good elb.
Finally, GDELB III at the end of the rainbow...
𝓬𝓸𝓬
“Debates are Homosexual.”
More truer words have never been spoken.
Agreed if person is said they lost debate they are being told they lost the gay and thats homosexualtransphobic h8 sbeach.
oh yeah well, iv heard why more truerer words than that! like
epstien didint kill himself : D
Homosexuals are gay.
Me chame de George I’ve often said a Peterson / Zizek debate would produced enough hot air that it would be declared a fire hazard.
Given how hard Mauler backs down from debates, it’s very ironic.
My favorite joke thus far-
“Quarantine day five: I haven’t had sex in six months”
6 months? Try 6 years bro.
Cringey.
@@helltbrother2 6 years? Try 16 years bro.
LOL like six minutes here but that sucks guys I hope you find yours, stay strong kings
feelsbadman
This sounds like a broken AI listened to a bunch of video essays and tried to write one.
@kingnish That's exactly what it is, though.
RNPro1
Common but not too common
IRONIC
Yes! I feel like he's getting better, but still completely unfocused. At least its not 3 hours long.
It sounds exactly like what you get when the one guy with horrific english in your project group writes the conclusion in their native language and gives it to google translate seconds before submission....
When watching 6000 hours worth of efap finally pays off to spot the references
You only watched the first 3 episodes?
hahaha yes!
Don't tell me you got everything. No one is such an intellecutal.
It really is gratifying when you understand each and every reference. Like “oh yeah, that’s what that tismy thing came from.”
Shit, I'm so behind, I suppose quarentine would be the perfect way to catch up.
This is what English sounds like to foreign speakers.
As an Argentine I can confirm.
As an Ukrainian, I second this
That's what English spoken by pretentious poofters sounds like to everyone. I'm a non-native speaker too.
What the hell does this sound like to a foreign person?
I listened to this on foreign (Chinese made) computer speakers and can confirm that it sounded like word salad. Wish I could afford English speakers.
MEME ORIGIN AND REFERENCE FOR THE VIDEO
Disclaimer: I did this *completely from memory* so i likely missed quite a few and some of the ones I do reference may be from the wrong EFAP. That being said, I did my absolute best. I dedicate this to all the fans of EFAP who have been watching from the very beginning and experienced all of this firsthand!
0:24 9:02 18:40 20:36 "I didn't want to make this video." Origin: All the videos covered on EFAP where people say this at the start.
0:49 "Suddenly, you're a massive." Origin: EFAP 42. In reference to the video saying "You're sitting there playing videogames, when suddenly, you're a N-a-z-i."
1:00 "Waitress chased down." Origin: EFAP 29. Where the video creator says something similar to this in his argument that Star Wars fans are babies.
1:25 Zootopia fanart. Origin: EFAP 48. Where Browntable included this exact image in the intro to his video.
1:52 5:47 9:09 13:43 18:28 23:29 "Ironic" Origin: I believe this is a reference to the sheer number of videos that used this word incorrectly.
2:59 "What makes good rat?" Origin: EFAP 48. Quoted word for word from Browntable in his video (font is identical too)
3:07 "This reminds me of Karl Marx." Origin: EFAP 48. Quoted word for word from Browntable in his video.
4:02 11:54 22:23 Random cut to fire. Origin: Unsure, I think it has to do with Tonald and one of his videos.
4:25 "Trilogies, we all love 'em." Origin: I remember the quote, but I am unsure of its origin.
5:19 "This is my favorite part." Ironically, this is one of my favorite EFAP memes but I don't remember the origin at all.
5:28 "We as our own selves." Origin: EFAP 48. Taken from Browntable's original quote "It is up to our own selves whether the art before us is good or bad." This is my single favorite EFAP meme because the pretentiousness of the statement is hilarious to me.
5:36 "Teaches us taking meds is bad." Origin: EFAP 59. Taken from Jenny Nicholson's claiming the point of Joker was to say taking medication is bad.
5:53 "Nothing to say but will not shut up." Origin: EFAP 61. Moviebob says this about Joker: it has nothing to say but will not shut up.
5:59 "Clickbait film." Origin: EFAP 59. Jenny Nicholson says Joker is a "clickbaity type" film.
6:06 "Dude broery." Origin: EFAP 59. Related to a comment from Jenny Nicholson that "dude bros" like the Joker.
6:07 "Shit, but cinematic shit." I recognize the reference, but I am unsure of its origin.
6:47 "Poor white male victim." Origin: EFAP 61. Moviebob says something like this about Arthur Fleck.
7:30 "Is this guy supposed to be Alfred?" Origin: EFAP 70. Sounc clip lifted directly from RalphTheMovieMaker's Joker video. One of my favorite EFAP memes!
7:45 "Luke isn't cool, half-mullet, looks like a lesbian, best friend hot." Origin: EFAP 48. Remarkable Republican says all of these things in reference to Luke and Leia in the OT.
7:49 Loud soup. Origin: EFAP 48. Making fun of Remarkable Republican for trying to hide a speaker symbol on Vader's helmet. Another one of my favorite memes from EFAP!
7:59 "Ching Chong Wing Tong." I remember this meme, but I am unsure of its origin.
8:20 "Sword-like weapon." I remember this meme, but I am unsure of its origin.
8:44 "You can survive in space, I googled it." I remember this meme, but I am unsure of its origin.
8:57 "I didn't cry when i was 15, so neither should Spiderman." Origin: EFAP 43. Nerdrotic and Jeff argued that Spiderman should not cry, depsite being a young boy in mortal danger.
9:27 "Kylo is kind of a weiner." I remember this meme, but I am unsure of its origin.
9:55 "Aunt May isn't supposed to be hot." Origin: EFAP 43. Nerdrotic and JEff argued that Aunt May is not supposed to be young and hot like she is in the MCU Spiderman films.
10:01 "Breff fresh air." I believe this is a Tonald meme, but I'm not quite sure.
10:25 Censoring words with farts. This is also a Tonald meme, but I don't know which stream it's from.
10:29 Rant on VR being privilege goggles. Origin: EFAP 50. In reference to Jim Sterling saying VR is for privileged people without disabilities.
10:49 Yellow bar. Origin: EFAP 40. A video creator talking about Doom Eternal kept complaining that the game had yellow bars.
11:44 "1.2.................BIIIIIILIIIIIOOOOOOOOON" Origin: EFAP 50. Quoted directly from Tonald where he said 1.2 billion hilariously. Legendary EFAP meme and one of my personal favorites.
12:52 "Why are we talking about ______? ________ is coming out!" I love this meme a lot, I think it's a Browntable quote, but I don't know its origin EFAP. The original quote was "Why are we talking about Game of Thrones? Spiderman is coming out!"
12:59 "Tywin Lannister - Homosexual." Origin: EFAP 48. In reference to the fact that Remarkable Republican (RR) had a video called "Tywin Lannister: Apex Homosexual" and claimed Tywin is actually gay.
13:08 "Doesn't make you as smart as you think you do." Origin: EFAP 48. I believe RR says this.
13:15 "Gays are ineffective in places of power." Origin: EFAP 48. RR says this, too.
13:30 "High Septum." I think RR says this in EFAP 48, but I'm not sure.
13:41 "Seasons come and go, some are better than others." I'm fairly sure this is a Tonald meme, but I am unsure of its origin.
14:01 "One book of fictional space facts is no different than another book of fictional space facts." Origin: EFAP 64. In reference to a quote from "A Guide to The Last Jedi" where the video creator says " One book about fake space facts is no more or less true than another book about fake space facts."
14:25 "Fuckin' DED." A hilarious Tonald meme, but I am unsure which EFAP it is from.
14:58 "I can only talk about Star Wars with women. Most men hate it." Origin: EFAP 53. In reference to when Dale says something similar to this.
15:09 "Pissing off white supremacists." EFAP 67. Quinton randomly says he loves pissing off white supremacists and says its so easy to do.
15:15 "It all fits." I recognize this meme, but I am unsure of its origin.
15:17 "Game of Thrones was better off with Daenerys." Origin: EFAP 58. In reference to YezenIRL saying he thinks Westros benefits overall from Daenerys Targaryen even after she committed genocide at King's Landing.
15:26 "We don't root for H-i-t-l-e-r because he was shitty all the time." Origin: EFAP 58. In reference to YezenIRL responding to an argumentative example from Rags with "H-i-t-l-e-r was shitty all the time."
16:05 "All men are evil. Some are great." Origin: EFAP 53. This is essentially what Dale was saying in his video.
16:14 "When men complain about the Mary Sue, they always look dumb twice." Origin: EFAP 53. Dale says something along these lines in his video.
16:36 Always steal property rant, "Asking someone to smile is harassment." Origin: EFAP 38. This is essentially many of the arguments made in favor of Captain Marvel being in the right for hurting The Don.
17:24 "Vision's stone being removed is like having his penis removed." Origin: EFAP 37. RR said this in his video "SJW moments in Infinity War"
17:44 "Giant midgets, trans robots, and a suspicious amount of women." Origin: EFAP 37. These are all things said by RR about why Infinity War is SJW propaganda.
18:07 "This project only failed because of their ineffective boycott." Origin: EFAP 29. This comes from the video creator in that video saying "Solo only failed because of their lackluster boycott."
18:41 "I love Birates." Tonald quote, but I am unsure of its origin.
19:33 "Most people don't know what a person is." Origin: EFAP 47. In reference to Just Write claiming most people don't know what a Y Wing is.
20:00 Toxic Brood. Origin: EFAP 29. In reference to the video creator saying the hilarious phrase "Hate mongers of the toxic brood."
20:16 "Equally beautiful opinions." Origin: EFAP 29. The video creator says something about how we all need to be open to everyone's equally beautiful opinions.
20:18 "You have the right to like The Last Jedi." Origin: EFAP 29. A joke made by the EFAP crew (mostly Rag's after the video creator affirms you're allowed to dislike the movie.
20:22 "Twisted shells of men." Origin: EFAP 29. I'm a little shaky on this, but I'm fairly sure this is said by the video creator in EFAP 29.
20:29 This is poking fun at video creators who leave random bloopers like this in their videos for absolutely no reason.
21:12 "Deluded demands and proclomations." Origin: EFAP 29. Said by the video creator that the creators of Star Wars should not have to follow the fans' "demands and proclomations" about the franchise. Rags soon did a really funny "hear ye" voice shortly after this, making it one of my favorite Rags moments on the podcast.
21:21 "True, actual meaning." I believe this makes fun of how many times we've heard video essayists say things have actual or true meaning.
22:51 "Castrated Rams." Origin: EFAP 14. Based on a hilarious grammatical fuck up from the video creator where the text on screen read as "castrated ram" instead of what he intended for it to say.
23:01 Random Christmas music. Origin: EFAP 56. In reference to the fact that YezenIRL had Christmas music at the end of his video for absolutely no reason. Later, when he had a debate with the EFAP crew, he said he doesn't even celebrate Christmas.
23:08 "Debates are homosexual." Origin: I know for a fact RR said this, but I don't remember which EFAP.
23:10 "Trojan Horse for cyberbullying." I am unsure of who said this, its a pretty old meme.
23:26 "Fuck cooked carrots." No idea who said this at all. How did i forget? Its so tism.
23:31 "Video" x4. A Tonald meme, but I am unsure of its origin.
I don't ask for likes because that's what massives do, but this did take me a long time so....
Love all you Ewoks! Love you too, MauLer! (No homo)
Someone pin this comment!
Thank you, as much as I love Mauler. I don't have enough hours a day to watch their streams😔
The "This is my favourite part" line comes from the Wisecrack video where the dude plugs the Walking Dead app.
Also the SJW moments in Infinity War was NoBullshit, not RR. NoBullshit also was the one to say "debates are gay". I'm not sure if this was in the stream he did with PSA Sitch or Destiny. I think it might have been Sitch.
Tonald said fuck cooked carrots btw
Thank you, I’ve been trying to remember the origin of a few of these but I couldn’t for the life of me pin them down
“Luke is not *cool*. He has a half mullet and he looks like a lesbian” I love this quote
It's even worse when you know the context
I choked on my dinner at that one
VideoDivo 337 I almost spit my drink for that one. Had me dying.
I've read this before hearing and it's still hilarious.
Do you know the tale of the loud soup?
I feel like I'm going insane. I haven't talked to another human in 17 days locked in my house and listening to this gibberish is slowly rotting my brain. It smells like fresh chalkboard eraser.
Do you have the key fromt he cube?
"It smells like fresh chalkboard eraser." made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that :)
Got a phone?
Thank god it doesn't smell like cooked carrots. Fuck cooked carrots.
Yeah, I had an hour long argument with a street sign yesterday. Damn, I hate being a Malkavian.
This is some downright Lovecraftian video essay construction. I feel like someone who has never seen any of EFAP would watch this and, if asked about the content, only remember that there was a collection of noises and images that existed without anything to show for it, like a rock that falls in a pond and yet makes no ripples. Unfortunately for me, I've seen enough EFAP to get most of these references, and as a result there's _just_ enough of a foothold in my mind for this insanity to find purchase. It's like I spent hours upon hours watching someone draw a geometric shape, but only now right as they finished do I realize that the interior angles add up to more than 360 degrees, and for the life of me I have no idea at what point it stopped adhering to my understanding of reality.
Ironic.
that's a pretty poetic comment
To me it like mauler doing a youtube poop.
"Secondly, bagels are extremely circular. They have a hole in the middle. And a lot of the times, we're trying to run away from our problems and our issues. Fate brings us right back around to where we began. What we learn is that we *need* to take the dive. To jump into the center. To plug that bagel with our body and our spirit."
Be the Bagel.
3:56 close but not quite. Slight correction- the hulk dab isn’t critical of American consumerism, but rather it’s self aware cringe which also means it’s really good
Deus Vult all this does is proves this man is not intellecutal
Gamers around the world, unite! Yeah I’m gonna be honest so far I’m not impressed with MooPers content
It's still cringe though. Shit that knows it is shit does not magically become chocolate.
Alex Fahey just incase you think I’m being serious, I don’t actually think that, it’s a reference to the latest episode of EFAP
- Jay of the Isle of Man 🇮🇲
This is is your brain on 500 hours of EFAP
*HOW BOUT A LITTLE MORE*
THATS A LOT OF EFAP
I Like Your Funny Words, Magic Man
,,x,u,y,zy,,7y,y,,,,,y,yu. .
--%,,
Game clips, in order:
Moviebob’s Twitter Simulator (2020)
My Teacher Exploded! (2006)
Babysitter 2DS (1993)
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots (2001)
Mushrooms: Not even Once (2002)
Amazon vs Corona (2020)
Taxes: We Gotta Do ‘Em (2012)
Hulk Has Hair (2002)
Boodborne: The Old Gods (2014)
Guitar Hero: Bloodlust (2004)
Sing: Illegal Alien DLC (2007)
Trump’s Travel Ban VR (2020)
Disease: Nightmares of the Future (2015)
Vanilla Wow (2001)
Shade: Rhegends of Lado
Domestic Violence: Why It’s Bad (2021)
Date Night: Dress-Up Demo (2046)
Arthur Flick Learns Science (2016)
Tetris: Bondage DLC (1984)
Loud Soup is Hereditary (2018)
Resident Evil: The One That’s Not Scary But Still Fun With a Friend (2006)
Remember Me (2017)
Overcooked 3 (2022)
Please Be Good (2020)
Warframe?
The Basics of Euthanasia (2018)
Devil May Cry 2 (2003)
DMC 5 (2019)
Ghost in the Ring (1702)
We Live in a Society (2013)
Alarm Clocks: Too Far? (2018)
2020 Election (2021)
Kinect Sports (2010)
League of Legends (2009)
Yeah It’s Dumb and Campy But the Gameplay Was Fun (2006)
No Means No (1998)
Dragon Ball Fighterz (2018)
Everyone I Love Leaves Me (2009)
Dahk Souws (2011)
Stealing: Why Not? (2018)
Jesus: Reloaded (2000 BC)
Obesity Kills (2018)
It’s Gotta Work Eventually (2016)
The Downfall of Yoga (1995)
2nd Time’s the Charm (2010)
Narnia (2000)
It Didn’t Work (2010)
Icarus: A Modern Retelling (2001 BC)
The Madjesty of God’s Creation (2013)
Me Too: How Furries Ruined a Movement (2016)
The Cure for Spider Blindness (1983)
Rock People Are Coming (2023)
Race to the Base 6: It’s More Personal Than Before (2000)
Gears of War: Really? Another One? (2020)
Fuck This Game
Timestamps please!
amazon vs corona maybe the best way to describe death stranding I have ever heard.
Avengers Captain America: “I understood that reference”
But did you clap?
That meme but like times 50
1:09
"Amazon VS. Corona"
I can't. I just can't even. My sides.
Accurate
I just love the random clip of Rocket saying "Quill was a person." in the middle of the whole discussion about Hulk, it really just adds a nice bit of charactorial spice to that section. *Ironic.*
10:44
I just love the fact that Jim Sterling said this unironically.
Is this deliberately meant to be pointless shit?
@@tony2888 pointlessness is subjective
But yes, it's supposed to be
Hah! Somehow that doesn't surprise me. Probably a side effect of being too obese to stand up for more than five minutes at a time.
When/where did he say this?
@@tony2888 Welcome to the joke.
Well, layer one of the joke. Layer 2 being where it parodies a lot of video essayists who, while their videos aren't very long (not like length of video actually matters or is any kind of valid argument), they don't actually say anything in them if you actually listen.
The real April Fool's would have been if MauLer had released Part 3 of TFA instead of GDELB
Facts it's gonna be 2021 till we get a part 3
@@OmniDarkz He does put more effort into each part than disney did with sw.
@@illyria7756 your are right about that
August 2020 everyone! We're so close!
Remember the end of 2018 when he said he had the script all written out? That was fun.
When he showed Todd Howard while talking about Todd Philips I lost it
my brain turned inside out there a little bit... i KNEW there was a connection i just forgot todd howard's name. LMFAO
These are words to live by.
"Even though seven out of every four people are terrible at fractions" - MauLer 14:50
I can’t believe Mooper sold out to Shade: Rhegends of Lado. Unsubscribed.
this is mr gdelbman, sir. the honorable mooper made the great star wars video on this channel. get your factations right please
also, shade: rhegends of lado: the official browser is great game for heavy-handed gentleman. geode.
That's why he didn't want to make this video.
Ironic.
@@neropunkt agreements.
Good bye (or should I say: BAD bye), natzee!!
When you release GDELB more often and regularly than your TFA critique series.
"This will be a monthly installment"
Oof
@@Aloysius2113 This should be in GDELB IV
He said on patreon that it was gonna come out last december
Aloysius2113 He actually said weekly at the beginning of part 1
GDELBs deserve way more views, this is utter perfection.
I almost exploded with laughter when the random Christmas music played
I’m sensing another episode of EFAP where everyone can’t keep a straight face while watching this.
I think it would be fun to see if they can still remember who originally said the tism.
EFAP?
@Neil HercegTheTattooGuy Wtf?
@@europeanpatriot8031 Every Frame A Pause. It's Mauler's (mostly) weekly podcast where they shoot the shit and watch bad video essays. And memes. Can't forget the memes.
“Shalom fellow cinephiles”
LMAO five seconds in and I’m already in hysterics
Isn't it sinophiles?
@ LMAO that is correct but also hilarious for some reason.
@ Not many of those around these days...
I love Mauler’s analysis videos, but man I can never get enough of GDELB.
“The middle of 1.2 BILLION is my favorite part, however this MooPer doesn’t answer the question if a good rat is supposed to be Alfred?” - Billbongeus Bahlangus Bafangus
“Yes. You can survive in space. I googled it.”
😂😂😂😂😂
"The Joker hates black women."
-Mauler, 2020
"The Jo-kah"
The best part was showing it while joker kissed a black women. Love gdelb
But how does he feel about Batwoman?
"Joker hates black women because they wont laugh at his jokes" Said while a black woman is on screen laughing at his jokes.
based
"I am still just write" good to see that quote survived another year.
"Shadow: rhegends of lado" that got me
"A new Strategy Game From Studios."
“At the end of the rainbow... 𝘤 𝘰 𝘤 𝘬.”
- Moopsling, 2020
*blaring cello*
7:05 for those wondering what's the timestamp
@@DrUber-kh9io Thank you XD
This is amazing.
Does you is homosexualoid?
Well, you know what they say, "you want Grey Poupon? I'll POOP ON YOU!!!"
He's CWAP
'Shalom, fellow cinephiles.' has already gotten me. Fuck that's stupid-brilliant.
"how on the red-nosed this movie is" was too clever and doesn't belong here
6:56
People thought that the MCU payoffs were amazing.
This is so much greater than that. Hundreds of hours of podcasting, all the best moments distilled into this.
It's so grand and beautiful, truly brings a tear to my eye. If only RA could've been here to see it.
Wait...
What happened to ra?
I'm still catching up, at episode 59.
RA is alive and well, did you miss the second-to-last EFAP? He returned!
@Mantha - SPOILERS!!!
@@mantha6912 I was joking. He was gone for a while, so people actually started wondering what happened to him and I thought that was already kinda funny.
This is amazing, all those notes paid off.
“Listening is an acquired skill.”
I’m ded. XD
Yeah. I always wondered what those notes were for. He set it it up and paid off. In a good way.
The fact that you said “podcast” like that when Mike and Jay were on the screen makes me think about the recent William Shatner “drama”
This feels like one of those "Computer Generated scripts"
It is so glorious in it's absolute 💩🔥
Personally, I would have given the political award to “eugenics has never really been tried.” But that is just my subjective opinion.
It is my subjective opinion, but subjectivity isn't that subjectivity subjective.
*IRONIC*
I couldn't find a single thing wrong with any of your arguments. Mostly because I have no idea what they were. Great video, I hope this will wake some people up. Ironic.
Wow, Mooper. What an inspirational video. The cadence of your voice, the original and refreshing editing. Constantly flashing important words on the screen to make sure we understand. Amazing how you set the mood with the constant music changes. I also appreciate your extreme belief in your interpretations. The lack of any doubt and holes in your theories prove you are THE leading voice on this topic. Bravo.
“Why are we talking about Game of Thrones, when the 2020 election is coming out.”???
Who said this???
Browntable. Actual quote: "Why are we still talking about Captain Marvel? Spiderman is coming out!"
@@TheNthMouse That wasn't the actual quote but that's what it memed into. The actual quote was "We're still talking about Captain Marvel? Spider-man is coming out; Spider-man!"
Every Gdelb, I tell myself, no, people would never say these things. And then MooPer reads one, and I remember it...
So many EFAP's references so little time Thanks Mooper.
"Moviebob's Twitter Simulator"
Lol. He is one of the worst and most pretentious crtics that talks without saying anything other than how smart he is.
Anyone else remember when he said feminism has no real problem to solve, "no dragons to slay?"
Like mauler?
@@Dragonage2ftw No, not even remotely like MauLer.
MauLer is not a eugenicist, nor say that it's only problems were that the NSDAP gave it a bad name because they used it on the wrong people.
MopeyBlob is as unrepentantly evil as he is inconsolably stupid. His Duning-Kruger Effect levels could rival Alexandria Occassio-Cortez. The one flicker of joy I get from thinking about him is the thought that if he gets that communist dystopia he blithers about daily, is knowing how much of a cowardly, impotent, wailing, self-soiling heap of sniveling, rancid adipose tissue he'll become, saturated with terror, hysteria, confusion, the ultimate pain of betrayal, and impossibility to understand why (because of his own unfathomable idiocy) when he's inevitably thrown up against the same wall by the same inhuman commies he thought he was friends with.
"Quill was a person"
Damn... I never thought about it like that, thanks GDELB, I learned a thing.
“Send this to your girlfriend with no context” challenge.
if I had a designated life mate of the opposite gender I wood.....error detected......abnormal programming detected, shutting down, goodye meatbag
[explodes]
I was crying all the way through this and my girl didn’t understand any of it.
she wouldn't understand the genius. only few do
@Mr. Gorgenchuck Why would I have one of those when I could be watching more GDELB?
My girlfriend's boyfriend says i cant
Longman deadass just started out with "Shalom."
Take my like, sir.
I didnt realize this would be like a full year of EFAP memes in one video. All these memories!
Mauler, you actually rotted my brain with this mess. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. It's like an investigator's room of pins and treads stringing to making a massive web of clues and pieces of a massive puzzle of pure madness. It reminds me of the detective in Dark City. Now excuse my while I go and jump in front of a subway train.
Plot twist: Mauler actually made EFAP to finaly be able to make this qauality content
Reaching for the deep lore there
But GDELB came first
"Is that supposed to be Tonald?"
Froggald Slayin'
Congrats, I now laugh out loud every time one of my friends or co-workers utters the phrase "I googled it". They just give me that look, you know the look....
Tons of fun... and absolute respect for the work entailed in making this (and editing)
I wish MooPer would release the GDELBs more often. I could always use more Game Developers' Essential Lessons Books.
If we name more months April, then we can have more Gdelbs per year! Someone make a petition!
@@illyria7756 In my opiniontisms, this is a subjective idea.
@@elcazador3349 Oh it's massive, almost over 1.2 biiilliiiioooooooon!
Shade: Legends of Lado,
*with BATWOMAN MUSIC! YES!*
I didn't pick up on that, but then again who would watch Batwahem enough times to notice? :D
@@mudcrab3420 Efap would. Watching them watching it has ingrained its droning sound in the back of my skull.
I fucking died 😂🤣
Loved every minute. Hope you make more videos, you are pretty good at them.
mfw Shade: Rhegends of Lado ad starts up with the Batwoman combat theme
Well done m8
Somewhere, out there, there's a hater who has never watched any of Mauler's content, and on a whim, he will watch this video just to see what all the fuss is about. If you listen closely, you can hear his brain exploding.
also, those of us who watch every single mauler video: *brain explodes*
When there are now three GDELBs
TRILOGIES. We all love them.
But this is only the middle, there is no end.
Ironic
Dont know exactly what video to put this on, so ill go with your most recent.
Thanks for making long form content, your videos are always a good time, and (when it comes to your serious, more argumentative videos) fun to think about.
I know this is just another comment floating out in the sea, and you probably wont see it, but thanks for giving me something fun to do.
I love how many times he restarts beneath the mask.
"taxes, we gotta do em"
I love this so much
Died laughing at the “breath fresh air” and “1.2..................biillllllllllion” references
I especially loved that he even slowed it down for dramatic effect... :-P
Thank you for bringing me so many smiles and cackles during this time of crisis.
Someone needs to send this to EFAP for a response.
"Ironic."
-Bilbarian Bongodumble
Hm, at least he got my quote right.
The myth, the man, the legend...
Oh hey its Michael from the village of Saint Michael
I had never seen a Just Write video before, but this masterpiece made me want to. So I did. My God. It's uncanny. My appreciation for MooPer rises to heights unheard of. At the end, I could not tell who was the originator and who was the parodinator. This, of course, led to my realization that I could not write or narrate something this brilliant if I tried. Which I won't. Thank you. Please remain seated and the nice lady will arrive with your medication.
Well, this is pretty much an Internet historian video.
This feels like a Lindsey Ellis fever dream crossed with everything The Dodger, Jesse Cox and The Completionist put out in the last 10 years.
I would like more please.
I subscribed to you after having watched your review of Captain Marvel and Force Awakens. Why? Because you know what's up. This is singlehandedly the most thorough and objective content this side of the multiverse. Muchas gracias.
Could honestly have come from movie bob and you’d never know the difference
Cinema Roberto would have quoted Hitler more
These are actual quotes collected from a years worth of EFAP.
This is perfect.
Well, I mean, perfection is subjective, of course, and anyone who assumes, when I said what I said, that I meant that this is objectively perfect, in a truly objective sense, is actually objectively dumb twice, first for being wrong, and second for being incorrect, for, after all, everything is objectively subjective, and it is not a matter of opinion, but that is neither here nor there, because really when you think about it, my opinion is the one that matters, that's my perspective anyway, and in my opinion, this is literal perfection.
Ironic.
Thank you for proving that a massive stroke can be delivered digitally.
STUNNING AND BRAVE. NEVER CHANGE, MUCH LOVE!
You have improved alot in this series. And it shooooowwws :D
mOOPER you're spoiling us and I like it.
This is GDELB-Man ! MooPer made the first one...
I still cant believe that you didnt have to make up most of those line.
Sigh, i did not want to make this video
I understood almost every reference, I'm concerned yet proud about this.
Now this is CELESTIAL .
Truly EPICK.
Mauler, you racextismophobe, you didn't awarding Rian Johnson's masterpiece of cinematic rat, _The Last Jedi_ film of the decade for a pear of reasons: A, you're idiotsyncratic biasgotry intrinsically inherent too your own self, and: third, time is a creation of the patriarchy made to create arbitrary intervals in which they would pay people who identify as women objectively less than men. There is no such thing as time. But if we as a society of human beings all agreed upon interims of passing time amongst ourselves, we of all the people free from the impurities of rigid standards would have to agree that whatever the length of duration of a moment, that _The Last Jedi_ is the best film of that timeframe. Because it says that I can be a Jedi, even though the legacy of the Jedi is of failure........
This disproved objective analysis.
*did’nt
Underrated Comment of the Year.
I r o n i c
You subverted my expectations
"there is no film of the decade"
I stood and clapped for a solid
second
I continued to stand but had naught but a clap
because as bildonius kaban chan once mused
"a picture paints a thousand words only once with hands"
and I lost my hands in an emergency sanitizing station malfunction trying to clean the brood juice from my hands after watching
choke her, starring walking phoenix. as he walks the thin line of toxcisity and sexualioty when choking
her
as I cannot paint with hands I clap with my nubs, because there is no objectively right way to paint by
clapping.
fortunate as I am an acolyte of the church of tonald loc, the loss of my hands has allowed me to paint a picture that does not contain a thousand words. as long man bad.
by clapping I paint a picture with no words, and thus no criticism, therefore praising.
and what is praise without
content
this decade has been without. as there have been no movies. but experiences. films without meaning, nothing to say, are good. as they are devoid of words as we know words are long and therefore, criticism. while they are no longer films they are better. because films are moving pictures, some of them even 30 frames per second
that's 30,000 words per second. that much criticism is a hate. and hate crimes don't exist so neither do the films. experiences are aesier to
consume
and are better for the public, so I clap when you say there are no films. because we the consoomers have won. we praise with our wordless artificial paintings of praise:
Consumer
Languish
Appreciation
Point
S
like out favorite content, our critques are wordless, meaning less, and full of praise. and now we give that praise on to you on this merry saint fools day as it seems you have turned away from the sin of the cinema and instead turned to the tone.
welcome broodthren.
I have been waiting for this moment for such a long time, this has been all I've been waiting for
Finally a true analyzacation of how I trustfully feel about life in gaming
I go as far as calling it a *actual* analysis
Being there live in each EFAP as each of these tismy references was first qualified for GDELB makes these even funnier.
Hey, what tism are you guys looking forward to in this video the most? Some of the ones I’m most looking for are “our own selves”, “good rat”, “this is my favorite part”, and “is this supposed to be Alfred?”
“Artificial barriers of blockage”
"Suspicious amount of women"
Where did "our own selves" come from?
@LordGhandi69 it’s from EFAP 48 where the cover Browntable. The same one “good rat” comes from. I think the original quote is “It is up to our own selves whether or not the art before us is good or bad”. It’s just so hilarious because of how pretentious it is
DJ Deadbeat Be the hero efappers need, time stamp and label every reference in the video. Do it and I’ll subscribe to your Patreon
"Disease: Nightmares of the future"
That title while the fortnite fox is dabbing in the background. Shit that cracked me up so good.
This is some of the best trolling of 'best of' shows that I've ever heard! 🤣 Bless you.
8:56 That's a Nerdotic quote, I remember it because of how bad it was. XD
Especially given that he loves the Toby Mguire ones where he cries often and is an adult.
Damn, 2010 felt like a really short decade
18:05 my superchat LMAO. GOOD RAT!
This here is an excellent critique of post-modern sophistry! Bravo, Mauler. Bravo.
Happy April Fools, milk jay, kick rhinos, and slice n' dice brothers -- Bigideas Bagpipes
Ah, just as the spiders foretold
The nice thing about these videos is that you can start it at any point and it makes just as much sense as any other point
Finally a critic I can get behind. You sir know like no other how to put the unformed unconscious mass from my mind and put it to clear concrete and concise words. Thank you.