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My school gave me permanent school detention for the entire ti.e I was in elementary and it has been active since 2nd grade, and I. In 6th

"Where the fuck is my vodka?!?!?!??!"

Ah yes. The slavic DA!

Pro tip: If the cops come say: "Nuh uh"

“Looks like your baby is Russian!” “*Да.*”

"How will she enjoy the olympics" geez so true😭

Can he beat goku tho?

Why not the same country as the parents it really doesn't need to be that complicated

-Ilyushin -Tupolev -Yakovlev -Mikoyan -Beriev -Aviakor -Myasischev -Russian Aircraft Corp Mig -Russian Gyroplanes -Irkut -Sukhoi -Voronezh -Sukhoi all of these are even worse than boeing 💀 i did infact steal this

Your child will be drafted to fight in ukraine

Nintendo puts more effort into suing then making quality games

Airbus is mainly french but also partly german

Tupolev💀

Don’t represent that nerd. Always take up for the “little guy” you tool

Ok i just got off probation.can the cops still come in my house without a warrant.or search my car.wirhout permission?

yall i think hes a criminal

"Da." 🗿🍷🍾🥂

Boeing would make you die of Pneumonia

Нихуя себе

Huh, a reasonable law. Makes sense.

DA

Sky😅😅😅

that deep "da" tho lmao

She’s probably the co pilot of an Su 57

Airbus is a french company

I feel like there would be existential circumstances for parents that are Americans if there baby is born on a foreign plane in international water

Airbus is french

Wait hold on so if it's based on the manufacturer because Airbus and Boeing are only manufacturers then are we flying on a tupolev from like 100 years ago?

What about israeli born at emirates airplanes 🤔😯

I have a coworker who is countryless. She has no citizenship anywhere. She was born in Uzbekistan when it was still part of the USSR. She had a Soviet citizenship. She moved to the US before the Soviet dissolution. She never received an Uzbek citizenship, as they only gave citizenships to those living there after they gained independence. She never got a Russian citizenship, as she never lived within Russia's post-Soviet borders. She hasn't gotten a US citizenship, although she is considered a permanent resident. One of her sons (both were born in Uzbekistan) recently got his US citizenship.

No wouldnt because its parents nationslity.

wow I already forgot something like Apple Vision Pro existed

Sukoi super jet

hahahahaha

So the USA actually has 3 whole employment laws.

Bros on a tupolev

In the UK if you win the lottery it's 100% tax free... you only pay tax on the interest, just saying 😏

Saffron is a engin manufacturer of engines not planes

Да

And spirit would make you broke

Not all Boeings are registered in the US, and not all your buses are registered in Germany. The child usually has the option of getting the citizenship of the parents.

Breast milk✖️ Breast vodka✔️

My friendo with brazilian parents was born on Switzerland but doesn't have a citizenship, and on his IDs it's says he is countryless or smrh lmaooo Best part aboit this is that we call him an alien

Russian let's go good ending he got power up buff, alcohol survival buff, European healthcare buff, Asian buffs.

What if I’m like sick I just threw up and stayed home without a doctors note

My sister and brothers and family lied that said I was thrown off a plane and catched and adopted

3 students in my school actually found a teachers address because they wanted to pay Fortnite with her husband

I opened the door for the police as a kid and they searched my whole house. Finding nothing, they started to "investigate" if I had any guns. They started asking if I still had pellets for my clear, plastic bb gun 😂😂 they WILL take absolutely any opportunity to pin you, even if you're just 13.

“womp womp”💀

Noooo please mike are you ok il be your frind