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And that's the story of how the black templars all ended up on the naughty list.

😂😂 made my day.

Turns out the stormtrooper was also Alpharius...he didn't even know it.

The Children of Vulkan are true BROS. to other humans.

Chaos space marines: "YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME CORPSE WORSHIPPERS!" Kriegers: "Then you got yourself a neverending unpaid overtime"

Must have been really hard to read their facial expressions

will the real Alpharius please stand up.

Whats the song that plays while they come out of the mist...would be a great add for my gym playlist!

"Not to me". Excuse me are you Plo-Koon or a Salamander now i'm confused.

Imperial storm troopers don’t have any problem killing women or children.

Mumble mumble.... Victory.

I reckon even the Tau would obliterate the empire in star wars

Thank you very much Funny and cool

I feel like Cain and Finn would probably click but in an uncomfortable kind of way

4000 guard to kill 2 space marines is a poor use of tactics. The Marines ended up achieving their objectives assuming this was a war.

Imperials and the Emperium would get together like fire and napalm

Salamanders are the most friendly spess marines... But *_they are_* still spess marines; purging xenos, chaos and mutants is their creed. Great allies, horrifying enemies.

still a better love story than The Acolyte.

Thank you very much! So fun😊

I need this with sidiousi popping in on the comm promoting the iron warriors all above the storm troopers.Recruitment stormtroopers gonna be regretting putting the emperor onto them😂😂.

Takes a full minute and twenty seconds to tell a 10 second joke about choking someone with their hands instead of the force. Holy fuck...

i really liked the part where he said "its alpharing time" and began alpharin' all over the place

When a death korps of krieg does it. It’s A ok but when a space marine does it it’s not 😤

That's no kriegsman. *That's just Krieg after getting off Pandora.*

Of course the parody isn't associated with Disney or Games Workshop: It's *actually* funny, lore-accurate, and of good quality while costing no more money to make than minimally required. Oh, AND it doesn't mock the fans of either franchise. Can't forget that last one.

To be fair Salamanders are the "good" bad guys. There's no real good people in Warhammer. Nor within the imperium of man. It's all just grim darkness.

Not real screaming women and children scream different when screaming for life

"...that's not a No..." LOL

"There are no good guys in 40k, even the faction you like, ESPECIALLY the faction you like."

After the Horus Hersey this probably happened to Santa or his immortal ass is in hiding

If he wishes he was death he should've joined the world eaters

Salamanders as is: Humanitarian rights and heavy flamethrowers.

the traitor doesn’t realize that that was just a standard light recon mission… and with casualties far lower than normal

"Children? I think you mean larval xenos forms."

If a Salamander could send a Marines Malevolent to therapy, a regular stormtrooper stands no chance

"What are they going to do? Charge across an open field with no ammo?" Hi. We're the Imperium of Man. Have we met?

I can see the Stormtroopers finding a lot of solidarity with the Lamenters.

When the childeren are mentioned😂😂😂😂😂 Oooh vulkan that stunt was fire, and genetically programmed into your own genes&geneseed no doubt👌🏼😂

jap sounds about right

When even the best bros among the astartes are xenocidal fucktards, you know you are in 40k

I'd hire him just because he's the most sensible of all the marines so far.

Clone Trooper: What in the galaxy are you supposed to be? Kreigsman: You, done better...

THe Stormtrooper is like: "Suddenly I am NOT the bad guy."

The flamer doesn't come out until the last two groups are mentioned 😅

It would be but a boop on its noggin

we need a live action show produced by netflix or amazon of just Vulkan doing his god thing and the Salamanders Purging the Galaxy of Xeno with fire one planet at a time

Haha, thisnwas like a seen out reds vs blues 😂

Look like this brave stormtrooper is ready to join the t'au'va!

I like how doesn't seem to have realized his partner died.

Love the T-pose walk.