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  • @randorookie8587
    @randorookie8587 Před rokem +5989

    “Attrition”
    “You’re kidding right”
    With the Kriegsman behind him is awsome

    • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
      @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Před rokem +247

      Lol I agree with u brother they are better then the stormtrooper.

    • @cpt.sortinaz5572
      @cpt.sortinaz5572 Před rokem +278

      @@throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 just grab your normal guardsman. They still 10 times way more dangerous than stormtrooper because those dude were the best of the best from their home planet, fighting a war that expect your life expectancy about 15 hours ?
      Not to mention is 6 times way more lethal than the stormtrooper pew pew beamies.

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Před rokem +66

      @@cpt.sortinaz5572 That's what mass produced vehicles are for. Technology. Wich considering how star wars goes into detail about it's vehicles. Ya good luck when a super juggernaut tank is rolling across your lines at around 90-100mph.

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Před rokem +21

      @@cpt.sortinaz5572 Also blasters are plasma. Better overall.

    • @edwardmaginot
      @edwardmaginot Před rokem +73

      @@achair7265 Star Wars vehicles are engineering failures, you mean !
      Between low or high walkers with only guns on the front and a huge size, it doesn't take much to be safe from them and take these "scifi-for-the-sake-of-it" things down.
      Aircraft and spacecraft still seem correct tho.

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 Před rokem +491

    "Hey, it's not our fault everything we shoot at has plot armor"
    I'm with the stormtrooper on this one.

    • @dccherrytrees7539
      @dccherrytrees7539 Před 7 měsíci +19

      Facts

    • @generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944
      @generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944 Před 6 měsíci +12

      They were ordered to not Kill Han, Leia, Luke and Chewbacca by Vader because he wanted them alive because they planted a tracker on the falcon

    • @generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944
      @generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944 Před 6 měsíci +3

      There I spoiled the lore for you all

    • @MTF_Capt.Xander
      @MTF_Capt.Xander Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944 Not to mention -Only Impirely stormtroopers can be so accurate

    • @blank2276
      @blank2276 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944what about everyone else

  • @FischerFilmStudio
    @FischerFilmStudio Před rokem +4993

    A fairer comparison is Astra Militarum vs Stormtroopers

    • @TheLaluciDaniel
      @TheLaluciDaniel Před rokem +587

      yeah, but the Guardsmen can actually hit stuff, not that their flashlights can do much.

    • @GreedlingRush
      @GreedlingRush Před rokem +410

      @@TheLaluciDaniel it'd do a whole heck of a ton against a stormtrooper

    • @alecdeter1999
      @alecdeter1999 Před rokem +421

      @@TheLaluciDaniel to be fair the only reason it's a flashlight is because everything in 40k is op No shit you throw some dinky PDF troops from most chucklefuck worlds against stormtroopers in star wars and stormtroopers will be dying faster than they can deploy

    • @basic_avarage_person
      @basic_avarage_person Před rokem +95

      @@alecdeter1999 yea true it fits its scale,it wouldnt been fun to have goku in titan universe

    • @chheinrich8486
      @chheinrich8486 Před rokem +47

      Maybe Master chief vs a space marine

  • @heartlessnobody1143
    @heartlessnobody1143 Před rokem +3886

    "He who dismisses lasguns as weak has yet to be shot by 10000 of them at once" -abbadon the despoiler... i think

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn Před rokem +168

      Think along the line if you never ran through a field of 10000 of them

    • @titanosaurdy9493
      @titanosaurdy9493 Před rokem +65

      It's like rocks being thrown at you

    • @amirhaikal6672
      @amirhaikal6672 Před rokem +119

      I think that quote belongs to lord Castallan Creed. The lord Governor-General of Cadia.

    • @Bass-ef3dr
      @Bass-ef3dr Před rokem +58

      Abbadon the disarmed*

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 Před rokem +5

      It was someone else.

  • @user-bs1zg9nk3g
    @user-bs1zg9nk3g Před rokem +3010

    Astartes: What do you have?
    Stormtrooper: Attrition
    Astartes: *Confused sounds of a soldier of an empire locked in constant wars for more than ten thousand years*

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 Před rokem +190

      I think the Storm Trooper meant the actual siege like slog mentality it takes to watch Rise of Skywalker and not slip into a boredom induced coma.

    • @BatalionHunter
      @BatalionHunter Před rokem +118

      @@attemptedunkindness3632 kreigers find sieges relaxing because they come from a planet where everyone lives in bunkers in underground bunkers because the surface is one massive warzone complete with biological, chemical, and radioactive elements. they would happily dig trenches, or siege a place forever. (a joke is kreigers would happily charge an enemy tank with only their trenching tool if their commissar did not keep them from doing so.)

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 Před rokem +27

      @@BatalionHunter Uhhh. Yep. I was talking about a boring movie. Krieg is a planet in a 40k universe. It has interesting, albeit unrelated facts regarding how mind numbingly boring it was... much like this convo ngl...

    • @greatjagras6381
      @greatjagras6381 Před rokem +7

      Krieg is the only attrition based troops they have, and that's because that may be do to cloning.
      It doesn't matter how many troops you can hire if their life expectancy is less than 15 minutes on a battlefield. They may be locked in a war for 10k years, but they are losing that war and losing ground faster than they can take it, their common weapons ain't that good, their common tank ain't that good, they have lost the ability to make certain tech. Krieg makes the best of this and can make people faster than people make people.
      SW could bring back clones of their own, and even bring back droids. Yea, CIS droids sucked, that's because they where the cheapest possible option for a mass army. There can be better more deadly options.
      SW would win in a battle of attrition if left unchecked, there is simply more wider variety of options and they are capable of making and inventing tech faster than 40k.
      10k years for little advancement vs a couple years battle with super weapons being made by both sides.
      In the beginning it would go in the Imperium's favor as they fight a weaker Tau, later it would be in the empires favor.

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 Před rokem +35

      @@greatjagras6381 _Only attrition based troops they have_ ?? **Looks at literally every other faction** The results are in, AND YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG! **Has to literally yell from mountain of expendable PDF, Thunder Warriors, and Lamenters. To say nothings of the others**
      It's not our fault SW got soft. Stop pushing it on us. SW would be annexed and eaten alive by the Imperium faster than you can say "Tau but with less tech".

  • @nitrokat7597
    @nitrokat7597 Před rokem +1207

    Knowing the space marines, the trooper would die as soon as he speaks trash about the emperor

    • @cristianalvarez5803
      @cristianalvarez5803 Před rokem +132

      The space marine is from Guilliman and he triied diplomacy. Now that diplomacy is over. Let the bolders and lazguns talk.

    • @leflumph1509
      @leflumph1509 Před rokem +90

      @@cristianalvarez5803 "Diplomacy will resume once we killed half of them. That should give them a new perspective on our offer." -some Ultramarine captain, I suppose.

    • @therealchaosguy
      @therealchaosguy Před rokem +20

      @@leflumph1509 No no it was Alpharius, just in general

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Před rokem +3

      Trash? The stormie was still right. The Space Boy has nothing on that, except being sore. :-P

    • @redsunsoverparadise
      @redsunsoverparadise Před rokem +2

      Yeeeeah.... tbh, that would end up making them look like they lost the argument

  • @RocRolDis
    @RocRolDis Před rokem +399

    Stormtrooper: We have hundreds!
    Guard: We have tens...
    Stormtrooper: HA!
    Guard: Of millions.
    Stormtrooper: Oh...
    Guard: In our regiment.
    Stormtrooper: What?
    Guard: And a million worlds worth of regiments.
    Stormtrooper: Please stop...

    • @Lamenters-Librarian
      @Lamenters-Librarian Před rokem +47

      500 trillion in only the guard doesn’t include Navy, Schola, Soritas, Astartes, Mechanicus, Aeronautica Imperialis

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 Před rokem +6

      nope not really the imperial guard is surprisingly small even vraks the biggest baddest war krieg fought on one planet for a good while was only 17 million

    • @velstadtvonausterlitz2338
      @velstadtvonausterlitz2338 Před rokem +1

      @@marley7868 it's a small war done by one regiment. The real war on cadia consists of hundreds of millions of troops.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 Před rokem +4

      @@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 yes cadia has that and only cadia with most of there troops staying on planet

    • @Metzwerg74
      @Metzwerg74 Před 3 měsíci

      the star wars galactic empire would only be a cluster of worlds gone rebellious while led by a rogue psyker.... nothing that the Imperium of men hasn´t eradicated by thousands already....
      only reason, why palpatine could come so far, is because the Imperium has real threats to deal with....
      when they can spare the time, papatines "empire" will be squashed...

  • @CrissBluefox
    @CrissBluefox Před rokem +459

    "It's not our fault every thing we shoot at has plot armor!" Where's the lie?

    • @ivanbond5209
      @ivanbond5209 Před rokem +33

      There isn't any and it isn't like space marines don't die enmass if there isn't a named character among them. During the Horus Heresy near entire legions were wiped out in single battles.

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Před rokem +38

      @@ivanbond5209
      Here’s the thing
      Space marines are portrayed correctly
      Stormtroopers are not whatsoever in the movies. They’re highly elite soldiers meant for specialized missions, not as the main grunt force. In the movies, they’re portrayed as bumbling buffoons who can’t land a single shot

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 Před rokem +18

      @@aquatic4760 the movie portrayals are so bad that they have to make elite stormtroopers to justify having stormtroopers that are actually capable at fighting.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam Před rokem +3

      @@aquatic4760 aren't stormtroopers supposed to be simply a very militarised police force?

    • @ragingsalamanderstudios7278
      @ragingsalamanderstudios7278 Před rokem +8

      @@tuluppampam no they are more like a more standardized Marine Corp that sometimes act as military police on certain planets where more violent and better equipped criminals would be such as tatooine which was known for having some of the worst criminals frequently visit since it was the main hub to the jabba the hut mafia,
      Or sometimes they would be placed in places of high rebellion resistance since they were more equipped to deal with terrorists using guerilla tactics than a police force would, it's not saying that the planets didn't have police and such but in the event of an attack by heavily armed terrorists I would rather have a marine Corp squadron fighting them then a group of police officers. So technically they aren't special forces but they aren't just regular soldiers either, they are more so the bridge between the two.

  • @Nachotaco101
    @Nachotaco101 Před rokem +921

    Marine: what can your emperor do that ours can't?
    Trooper: Walk

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able Před rokem +156

      Marine: That didn't seem to help him much when he got thrown down over a balcony.

    • @ivanbond5209
      @ivanbond5209 Před rokem +89

      @@Darksky1001able Trooper: That may be true but at least are emperor survived being mortally wounded, unlike a certain emperor who can't walk off a stab wound.

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able Před rokem +61

      @@ivanbond5209 Marine: The Emperor may not be able to function as before, but i've yet to see your emperor take control of someone and banish and burn foes ON TOP of powering a North Star.

    • @Atoll-ok1zm
      @Atoll-ok1zm Před rokem +47

      God emperor: *shits warp storm*

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 Před rokem +11

      Didn't palps psychologically control anakin, left him to burn on mistafar, TWICE, repeatedly electrocute him and blew up a planet with a death star? Yeah seems all pretty checked up to me

  • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
    @venerablebrothergoriate5844 Před rokem +1857

    SM: “What do you have?”
    ST: “Attrition.”
    SM: “THEN IT IS AN EVEN FIGHT..”

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Před rokem +59

      It's fun and games til you realize guardsman lasguns are going to be useless against nearly everything Starwars has. Because when everything has plasma tech via blasters. Everything in Starwars tends to be heat resistant.

    • @maykelhernandez9690
      @maykelhernandez9690 Před rokem +13

      @@achair7265 xD

    • @Lefty1800
      @Lefty1800 Před rokem

      dont bet if something cant be burnt when salamders come in they've literally burnt things that are immume to fire like deomns and psyker shields don't test them

    • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
      @venerablebrothergoriate5844 Před rokem +117

      @@achair7265 okay, heat resistance. Space marines don’t use lasweaponry though, aside from lascannons, which, when not being lugged around by Astartes Devastators or Sternguard, are mounted on vehicles.
      And besides, what handheld blaster have you ever seen that’s capable of shearing limbs off its target? I understand how blasters kill, the sudden influx of that much heat into a humanoid body instantaneously raises their internal temperature to something lethal. But, the worst kind of wound you see is a through-and-through pinhole burn. A lasgun will rip your damn arm or leg off at a middling power setting.
      When someone gets hit with a blaster you see burned hole the diameter of a pencil in the target, and quite often, it doesn’t even go through that target. Lasguns will burn tennis ball sized holes through Orks. The only problem is, Orks are so obscenely tough that they can shrug off a few of those hits before going down lol

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Před rokem +18

      @@maykelhernandez9690 I know right? Like come we've seen people thrown across rooms by a single blaster bolt. Even ridiculous vehicles like the AT-AT shrug off getting hit point blank in the obvious cockpit head with a AT-TE cannon. A plasma laced rail gun type of weapon of sort.

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924 Před rokem +965

    "Attrition."
    Imperial Guard: "That. Is. ADORABLE."

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Před rokem +32

      Stormtrooper: "Come and say that closer, fodder."

    • @adenosine2electricboogaloo647
      @adenosine2electricboogaloo647 Před rokem

      @@Briselance
      A. Dor. Able.

    • @vrcommandoata5403
      @vrcommandoata5403 Před rokem +61

      Imperial Guard: *Laughs in light speed shots* I can dodge your blaster bolts, and I'm not even properly trained!

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 Před rokem +76

      @@Briselance Death Korps: Thought you'd never ask *fixes bayonets*

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 Před rokem +46

      @@Briselance Catachan Jungle Fighters: As you wish, Actual Fodder

  • @anhthai7005
    @anhthai7005 Před rokem +513

    That was either the stupidest or bravest stormtrooper, bless his soul

    • @TheDenofBadgers
      @TheDenofBadgers Před rokem +54

      Both, he is both

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Před rokem +7

      He's still right, anyway. Especially about Big E.

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able Před rokem

      @@Briselance If he knew anything about Big E he would know he'd tell everyone he's not a god.

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer Před rokem +18

      @@homer6292 That explains why they even bother fighting a guy with a literal Lightsaber that can cut through them in a few seconds.

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 Před rokem +5

      @@Darthwgamer tbf the propagandas probably made them think that they're just as good as the clone troopers who can kill jedi masters with only a few of them, they found out the truth the hard way though.

  • @AnakinSkyobiliviator
    @AnakinSkyobiliviator Před rokem +598

    This is, without a doubt, the most civil conversation that can happen between these two fanbases.

    • @ianfairfield8373
      @ianfairfield8373 Před rokem +23

      I know, halfway through it sounded like two geeks having an argument-while in character…you think they got some beers afterwards?

    • @AnakinSkyobiliviator
      @AnakinSkyobiliviator Před rokem +13

      @@ianfairfield8373 Possibly! But it's also just as likely that the two would start decades long feud about franchise supremacy.

    • @ianfairfield8373
      @ianfairfield8373 Před rokem +8

      @@AnakinSkyobiliviator There must be a balance in the force in order to prevent this from happening. What’s one thing both of the fandoms can agree upon?
      Hmm……maybe, dunking on Star Trek?

    • @AnakinSkyobiliviator
      @AnakinSkyobiliviator Před rokem +2

      @@ianfairfield8373 The Star Wars community informally buried the hatchet on contesting themselves with Star Trek about twenty years ago, unfortunately!

    • @captaintitus4637
      @captaintitus4637 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@apsoypike1956depends on the faction

  • @codenamewolf4224
    @codenamewolf4224 Před rokem +94

    I like to imagine that the space marine didn't even call the kreigsman in but rather they just heard someone say "attrition" and immediately took the nearest drop pod or trench they just got done digging to see what's up

  • @TheGuzeinbuick
    @TheGuzeinbuick Před rokem +82

    "What do you have?"
    "Hyperspace travel. No warp required."
    "....Oh wow, that is nice."

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Před rokem +13

      Said Hyperspace is restricted by the Plot grabbing its balls

    • @Metzwerg74
      @Metzwerg74 Před 3 měsíci

      problem is, that the vastness of the imperium of man, would take a ship with starwars hyperjump about a few years to even change sectors...

  • @Birdman369
    @Birdman369 Před rokem +1063

    The pauldrons actually make sense on space marine armour. If the marine turns his body 45 degrees and braces his gun to fire from the hip, much of his upper body is then covered by thick ceramite plates. The massive pauldrons cover half of his torso while the exposed half is angled enough for rounds to ricochet off. To make himself even more well-protected, the marine can go on one knee and use his strong shin/knee plates to cover the relatively less protected hip area. In that pose, an enemy shooting at the marine front on with something like a bolter can only aim for the helmet, the forearms and hands holding the bolter, or whatever joints that are still exposed.

    • @amauryleblanc7979
      @amauryleblanc7979 Před rokem

      plus, and more importentely, the pauldron gives enough space for the serfs and servitor to put lavish decoration and symboles on them, big enough for being seen from the other side of the battlefield.
      As it has been said, "let these degenerates know what is coming for them!"

    • @drrjnefarious5585
      @drrjnefarious5585 Před rokem +156

      Isn't it actually canon that space marine pauldrons are literally meant for exactly what you said? Like, they're so big specifically to add much more defence to more vulnerable areas and allow them to reposition themselves to block oncoming fire with these more heavily defended areas.
      I know it's canon that melee weapons are so common because they genuinely need them for more heavily armored opponents, so heavier armor in certain areas would make sense to defend themselves enough to both reduce projectile damage and get in melee range to strike anything with similar armor levels

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 Před rokem +29

      Tau also have these big oversized pauldrons on their armor.

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 Před rokem +17

      @@deauthorsadeptus6920 on one side as well, as if you're shooting and it covers your head..... Like Astartes pauldrons

    • @lordtoraxeus7663
      @lordtoraxeus7663 Před rokem +6

      @Alphagon & Omegarius I would assume because if that’s the case firing from the hip is wildly inaccurate and this technique wouldn’t really work with swords as well.

  • @imperious2427
    @imperious2427 Před rokem +407

    The og space marine armor was made by the emperor, so I don’t see why the marine didn’t start tearing the stormtrooper in half

    • @cpt.sortinaz5572
      @cpt.sortinaz5572 Před rokem +33

      You're thinking about the thunder warrior, space marine that is way insane than their successors.

    • @tomboysupremacist
      @tomboysupremacist Před rokem +14

      The OG space marine armor was based on an STC. The auretian technocracy had the same STC so their soldiers looked very similar to the marines

    • @WorldArchivist
      @WorldArchivist Před rokem +3

      Especially since it's apparently a Black Templar.

    • @SavageGerbil
      @SavageGerbil Před rokem

      "Yeah well your emperor, the corpse go...are you listening?"
      "They're heretics, do it"
      "What?"
      "Sorry, I was on the phone, but every spec of biological material on Coruscant just got turned into methane and ignited. What were you saying? Oh! Finish that story you were telling, the one where you destroyed one planet and you were super proud of yourself"

  • @ottovonbismarck7646
    @ottovonbismarck7646 Před rokem +378

    Meanwhile a Rebel Soldier vs an Imperial Guardsman:
    Rebel: you fight for a disgusting regime that uses you as literal meat for the grinder!
    IG: I know, corpse starch is disgusting. Try something ORIGINAL!
    Rebel:.... what?!

    • @murphyjackedoff5970
      @murphyjackedoff5970 Před rokem +37

      the rebels suck lmao

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 Před rokem +10

      IG"what"?

    • @SavageGerbil
      @SavageGerbil Před rokem +16

      @@murphyjackedoff5970 I mean, a rebel army from this world is a galactic scale group that got tired of being stuffed into lockers and having their lunch money taken. For what they are, they handle it

    • @murphyjackedoff5970
      @murphyjackedoff5970 Před rokem +25

      @@SavageGerbil you wanna talk about bad lots, imagine being the Iron Warriors. Perpetually unappreciated. Even after damnation, no matter how hard they earn it, they get no respect.

    • @lupohutchington269
      @lupohutchington269 Před rokem +3

      Imagine Thrawn being in command of the Warhammer armies against the xenos

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos Před rokem +341

    Damn. Now I wanna see Kriegsmen VS Stormtroopers

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 Před rokem +110

      "TK421- why aren't you at your post?'
      *Static and screaming*
      "TK421- Respond! What's going on?!?"
      "Run! They've got shovels! SHOVELS!!!"

    • @grahamshaw9873
      @grahamshaw9873 Před rokem +72

      The Kriegers would clap them. I love stormtroops, but it's not even a contest

    • @grahamshaw9873
      @grahamshaw9873 Před rokem +52

      @@Scudboy17 *In the background* FOR ZHE EMPEROR!

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Před rokem +34

      Basically once the kriegsman realize lasguns ain't going to work much against stormtrooper armor. Melee it is then.

    • @ivanelias3916
      @ivanelias3916 Před rokem +9

      there are some gameplays of a men of war mod in CZcams with battles of Krieg vs Stromtroopers if you want to see.

  • @krystianlancert6105
    @krystianlancert6105 Před rokem +365

    The moment you realize Palpatine was just a regular psyker.

    • @patches3555
      @patches3555 Před rokem +51

      Give him so credit, he's a pretty high end dude even for 40k, especially in legends
      Plus when he uses the force no demons will turn his anus into a door to literally Hell so-

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 Před rokem +45

      He's more like a dark eldar high tier psyker. You can obliterate him, but he still respawns. Just like any dark eldar worth their salt. And he can use all of his force powers with no malus. So he could solo 9 - 12 other psykers, and merely win with attrition as the enemy's heads just explode.

    • @krystianlancert6105
      @krystianlancert6105 Před rokem +4

      @@genericscout5408 also he likes bdsm?

    • @yvick7770
      @yvick7770 Před rokem +20

      @@genericscout5408 he would get insta clapped by any grey knight or librarian, and I dont want to be that guy but the dark eldar dont have psykers.

    • @krystianlancert6105
      @krystianlancert6105 Před rokem +2

      @@yvick7770 THEY HAVE FUCKING WARLOCKS

  • @hunter5822
    @hunter5822 Před rokem +94

    Should have kept saying “right?… RIGHT?! RIIIIIIGHT?!?!?!?!” And each time it pans out further and further to show more and more troopers.

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Před rokem +37

      I actually wanted to put way more krieg troops but my computer started to implode with all the rendering.

  • @stephenvalarian1552
    @stephenvalarian1552 Před rokem +81

    the fact that the Marine even entertained the Trooper is amazing knowing the fact that HE's 2x the size easily, he's Build for ANY and all Occasions, and hes a NEAR perfect Human created for war... im suprised the trooper wasnt Curb stomped outta existence....that marine IS patient....thats scary.. no thats terrifying...

    • @greymane_gaming3435
      @greymane_gaming3435 Před rokem +13

      Makes me think of the scene in one of the Eisenhorn books where Gregor is being interviewed by an Astartes of the Deathwatch and he notes how the Astartes is drinking tea complete with the pinkie finger extended.

    • @crowe6961
      @crowe6961 Před rokem +6

      Every once in awhile you run into unexpectedly chill and reasonable Imperials of all stripes in the books. They're very much loyalists, but they'll give you a chance to take back the trash you're talking before they do anything rash.

    • @Jaymezians
      @Jaymezians Před rokem

      Honestly, the Marine could probably take that Trooper unarmored and barehanded.

    • @epsilonraider3180
      @epsilonraider3180 Před rokem +2

      @@Jaymezians Probably?

    • @Nicmadis
      @Nicmadis Před 4 měsíci

      I mean... When a teeny little dog starts running around your legs yipping and yapping and biting ineffectually at your shoes because it is the only thing it can reach... Do you immediately stomp it into paste?

  • @martinpearse2003
    @martinpearse2003 Před rokem +59

    The galactic empire : only existed for barely 20 years and lost to rebels
    The imperium of man : been around for over 10,000 years, suffered a galactic civil war, a cosmic tear and has vast enemies at every turn and STILL has entire sections of its domains untouched and "relatively peaceful" (paradise worlds for example)

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Před rokem +11

      one’s stronger, one’s a million times better to live in
      I’d rather live under the Galactic Empire rather than the Imperium of Man, that’s for sure

    • @danielc2701
      @danielc2701 Před rokem +15

      @@aquatic4760 Actually, the Ciaphas Cain series is an interesting take on the Imperium because it has sections where it shows that not all life in the 40k universe is hell, which makes sense. With the Imperium being so large, there definitely will be some areas that won't be touched directly by war, which a lot of the other books don't cover. We mostly see war zones where life is definitely hell but I suspect that it would be a skewed one sided view of an imperium of a million worlds.

  • @connor_draco_tempest2891
    @connor_draco_tempest2891 Před rokem +267

    the guardsman Held a goddamn Planet Until it cracked :/THough I must admit when you're not armored with plot armor they can snipe you to hell and back

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 Před rokem +18

      Even without plot armor, stormtrooper rifles are cqc, to the point where they don't even have good stocks, so their accuracy is sub par at best.
      The lasgun they'd best compare to is the Voss used by Armageddon Steel Legion. But even then the Voss has a folding stock, and its full auto (tho only full auto).
      But even then, Armageddon has much better morale, better close quarters training, (they even fight ORKS in melee sometimes. Hell they even have specialists at fighting orks in melee, I'm not kidding those exist), more firepower, more special and heavy weapons teams, and pretty much always come in a tank (they are MECHANIZED after all).
      So yeah... Stormtroopers vs imperial guard is not a fair fight. Not even close.

    • @Rikaluziki
      @Rikaluziki Před rokem +8

      @@thespanishinquisition4078 and don't forget these are death korps of krieg they have the special privilege to have combined arms soo blitzkrieg here we go

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Před rokem +1

      Held my ass, they were getting pushed by on all sides until the 20th wave of space marines arrived

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Před rokem +2

      @The Spanish Inquisition lmao your right it wouldn't be fair, stormtrooper armor actually takes hits from energy weapons and survives, your average guardsmen will be slaughtered by your average stormtrooper before factoring in that your average trooper is skill wise closer to the scions then a guardsmen

    • @kedolan4992
      @kedolan4992 Před rokem +3

      @@calebbarnhouse496 Do keep in mind actual IG regulars are actually well trained. Conscripts of course aren't, but regular troops are heavily trained. Also flak armor isn't just fancy cloth, it's real armor capable of withstanding shots from lasguns/autoguns and keeping the soldier alive.

  • @MultiGG2
    @MultiGG2 Před rokem +246

    Kriegsman: "Hans! Get ze shovels ready!"

    • @BatalionHunter
      @BatalionHunter Před rokem +13

      Is it already time for siegeing Klause?

    • @oldhunterundol3243
      @oldhunterundol3243 Před rokem +6

      Hans has plot armour he'll be fine

    • @WeavesDehehe
      @WeavesDehehe Před rokem +2

      @@BatalionHunter mein komrad, it iz alvas time to siege,now get yo'hr lasgun.

    • @reginlief1
      @reginlief1 Před rokem +1

      CZcams feels the need to let me translate “ze”

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 Před rokem +1

      Commander Hans"guys... you do know I am your commanding officer..right"? kriegsman"yes sir...sorry sir..we will get right on it and get the shovels"

  • @ShadyOakMinistries
    @ShadyOakMinistries Před rokem +632

    Death Troopers vs Tempestus Scions would be fairly even. Stormtroopers are literally conscripts in armor only effective at dealing with heat based weapons. A guard conscript would be the best matchup.

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Před rokem +58

      40k weapons are still more powerful. Even a regular flashlight will kill a human with one shot

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Před rokem +60

      @@randomdude8202 Stormtroopers aren't, they're considered highly trained. With vigorous training. The galactic empire's army would be where simple conscripts would be found. In close quarters stormtroopers excell, their armor is made to deal with blasters. Plasma weapons. So lasguns ain't doing much. Bullets? Nope last time I checked the armor is bulletproof besides the goggles.

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Před rokem +30

      @@randomdude8202 Blasters are better. Increased shot capacity. Actually carries mass. Increased armor penetration. It's plasma tech not a laser.

    • @brucejedilee5290
      @brucejedilee5290 Před rokem +35

      @@randomdude8202 Not really. When we look at what blasters and lasguns have been shown and stated to be capable of they are about even. Blasters have feats that suggest they might be more powerful (though that might depend on the type of blaster) but lasguns fire faster moving energy projectiles.

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Před rokem +45

      @@achair7265 Read 40k lore. Lasguns are equivalents of mandos disintegrator gun. And they still cant do more than a dent in space marine armor.

  • @balazsvarga1823
    @balazsvarga1823 Před rokem +18

    Krieger goes to Kamino. Krieg calls for the Blood Ravens. Suddenly, for no reason, there are way more Krieg Guardsmen than before.

    • @songhan1586
      @songhan1586 Před rokem

      they already clones to start with lol

  • @Bushy12
    @Bushy12 Před rokem +155

    Astartes: What do you have?
    Stormtrooper: Attrition
    Astartes: Huh, well I have the PERFECT REGIMENT FOR YOU TO MEET HANZ!
    The Death Korps: *HAPPY GAS MASK NOISES*

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Před rokem +2

      Na let me and the chem dogs have at them, my boys will bring back everything even if it’s bolted down. Give us some blood raven as back up and we will start stealing their stars.

    • @marsfreelander5969
      @marsfreelander5969 Před rokem +18

      Hanz: What is attrition?
      Stormtroopers: *proceeds to explain it*
      Hanz: *looks confused* That's just life tho...

    • @benmunn7481
      @benmunn7481 Před rokem +4

      *shovel clangs intensify*

    • @marsfreelander5969
      @marsfreelander5969 Před rokem +3

      @@benmunn7481 *silence intensifies*

  • @craig2196
    @craig2196 Před rokem +440

    In extended lore it's shown how op storm troopers are. But only in extended lore ..rip

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC Před rokem +60

      Soooooo, licensed fan-fiction?

    • @synergy8879
      @synergy8879 Před rokem +35

      so, legends is just licensed fan fiction

    • @craig2196
      @craig2196 Před rokem +17

      @@TheBigAEC well it's not made a fan. So no.

    • @craig2196
      @craig2196 Před rokem +7

      @@synergy8879 also I'm not talking about legends, legends isn't Canon.

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC Před rokem +10

      @@craig2196 New stuff maybe. But from how we'll loved legends stuff wss by star wars fans they might have been, before The Rat got them.

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 Před rokem +13

    **1 Flesh Tearer vs 120 Imperial Storm Troopers**
    Flesh Tearer: *_"You poor bastards. This will not even be a fight, it will be a slaughter..."_*

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd Před rokem

      Flesh Tearer is slowly melted down by thousands of blaster shots while the troopers suffer acceptable losses. That many Stormtroopers can't miss, especially against an unnamed character. A single Astartes was forced into cover by a well-placed multi laser, and had the weapon team been more patient, they would've pinned him down in the open and killed him.

  • @S0renz
    @S0renz Před rokem +15

    "At least my armor is not made of plastic." would have been a great line for the Space Marine to use.

    • @SaraHeartlin
      @SaraHeartlin Před 5 měsíci

      Plastoid armour Is Ceramite armour covered whit Hig Termal Resilient resin

    • @S0renz
      @S0renz Před 5 měsíci

      If you look up plastoid it is literally space plastic. Nothing more.

  • @JerichoYeet
    @JerichoYeet Před rokem +65

    Well, those oversize pauldrons do have some usefulness on them.
    Such as blocking laser shots, bolt rounds, and melee weapons, hell I remember one book where a Space Marine uses a damaged pauldron to smack a large bug thing square in the face before dying in glorious, yet mauled to death, glory.

  • @supremefankai5480
    @supremefankai5480 Před rokem +27

    I'm honestly surprised that the Space Marine didn't bring out the Chainsword the moment the Stormtrooper dissed the Emprah, they've done so for less.

  • @SpartanSniper3
    @SpartanSniper3 Před rokem +32

    For the record, the shoulder pauldrons are used to block enemy fire and smash through obstacles.

  • @therandomartist3201
    @therandomartist3201 Před rokem +16

    Stormtrooper: I always miss cause the characters have plot armor.
    Stormtrooper: *you are a background character among millions*

  • @SgtTeddybear66
    @SgtTeddybear66 Před rokem +15

    "Gimaldus, Must we suffer this indignity any longer?"
    "No........ Kill them."

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc Před rokem +50

    The Stormtroopers from the Imperium aka "Tempestus Scions" would also be an interesting comparison, they're basically the Tier 1 Special Forces of the Imperium and are armed with Full Auto Laser Rifles that melt holes in power armor and have body armor that actually works.

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc Před rokem +3

      +@alphagonomegarius5124+ Well everything from Guard Flak armor to Astartes Power Armor to even Thunderhawk Gunships use Ceramite; it all depends on how pure it is and how thick the plates are that effects protection levels.
      From Stormtrooper Carapace that bounces Armor Piercing rifle bullets, Astartes Power Armor that Autocannons struggle with to the Thunderhawks that are practically immune to melta weapons that infamous for literally liquefying tank armor.

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 Před rokem

      The Scions would be like peak Mandalorians. SW stormtroopers would melt like butter. but for a more even fight you'd be fighting the inquisitors or death troopers.

    • @DeltaCain13
      @DeltaCain13 Před rokem +1

      @Alphagon & Omegarius Solar Auxilia is 30k not 40k. They don’t exist anymore.

    • @samuraibear5102
      @samuraibear5102 Před rokem +1

      Purge trooper would be a better comparison

    • @keegobricks9734
      @keegobricks9734 Před rokem

      No I'd argue the Tempesus Scions are tier two, because honestly a lot of guard regiments or at least individual squads are capable of doing special operations, it's honestly a matter of supplies more than skill in their case.

  • @Flacto-vs6np
    @Flacto-vs6np Před rokem +5

    i like how this 1 video literally became the official debate for stormtroopers vs death korps of krieg

  • @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429

    Watching SW and 40K fans go at it is some of the funniest shit ever in the Sci-fi community

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 Před rokem +7

      The SW space travel is much better. With better shield technology as well. Though they're still in the infancy of space combat. much more powerful stuff exists in starwars, but it's never used so it might as well not exist.

    • @bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143
      @bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143 Před rokem +6

      @@genericscout5408 but 40k boarding action is pretty cool

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Před rokem +5

      They’re like two polar opposite fandoms and yet they still find ways to make fun of each other 💀

    • @thesalmonorchestra651
      @thesalmonorchestra651 Před rokem +1

      @@genericscout540840ks golden age weapons are stupidly powerful, it’s the whole reason the Mechanicus hunt for it so hard

    • @Doomerbro99
      @Doomerbro99 Před rokem

      @@genericscout5408 meet the necrons who can go ftl without warp

  • @loganlautenschlager6885
    @loganlautenschlager6885 Před rokem +13

    I love that he choose the death korps as an example of attrition

    • @crowe6961
      @crowe6961 Před rokem

      Krieg is the one planet that has oh-so-specific denials about how it definitely isn't vat-growing clone soldiers to pump out tens of millions of fully-equipped troops a year.

  • @dragonclaws6150
    @dragonclaws6150 Před rokem +11

    +1 for the Stormtrooper for standing up to a space Marine

  • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
    @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking Před rokem +24

    Now I want to see a trench warfare battle between Storm Troopers and Kriegers...that would honestly be a badass fight

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 Před rokem +2

      now this would be a legendary battle! the rebel scum are too easy.

    • @patches3555
      @patches3555 Před rokem +1

      Honestly would probably be a close fight
      I just don't know what a lasgun will do to stormtrooper armour

    • @johnathanblackwell9960
      @johnathanblackwell9960 Před rokem +4

      I mean, the Kriegers are just gonna dig trenches, set up barb wire, and spend a few years dropping artillery on the enemy until they're told to stop.

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI Před rokem +11

      @@johnathanblackwell9960 told to stop? Mate, they'll fire as long as they have shells, and by the emperor do they have a supply of shells

    • @raid_shadow7525
      @raid_shadow7525 Před rokem +2

      @@SilverGamingFI reminds me of a Kriegsman meme I saw once “you are to flank the enemy positions supported by tanks and Artillery, fix bayonets, but don’t stop the artillery”

  • @PorgSoup
    @PorgSoup Před rokem +126

    "What do you have against me?"
    "A planet destroying death star."

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 Před rokem +95

      Pffffffffft we have thousands of ships with planet destroying weapons. And ours don't have easy weak-points

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 Před rokem +40

      @@ProjectEkerTest33 storm trooper"yeah..welll..we....we are...SHUT UP"!!!!!

    • @cpt.sortinaz5572
      @cpt.sortinaz5572 Před rokem +28

      @@moodyowlproductions4287 to be honest stormtrooper armor looks cool. Too bad its white. Should've been gold.

    • @grahamshaw9873
      @grahamshaw9873 Před rokem +11

      @@cpt.sortinaz5572 I think there's a gold stormtrooper in Resistance, which is an animated Star Wars show that came out a while ago.

    • @fissshy7
      @fissshy7 Před rokem +23

      @@ProjectEkerTest33 oh yes-the vent that is a straight shot down-hundreds of miles and can only be destroyed by Jedi muckery
      I'd say that is more Darth Vader's fault for getting snuck up on by the equivalent of a eight wheeler in space.

  • @Necrodermis
    @Necrodermis Před rokem +24

    to be fair the over sized shoulder pauldrons can work in effect like a small shield kind of like the Oyoroi armor the samurai wore. like sure the designers probably didn't think of this at the time they made the space marines but there are real world examples of really big shoulder protection

  • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669

    I love it this drama between WH40K LORE AND STAR WARS LORE. Deserve a like on my favorite list.

    • @raeldrews1187
      @raeldrews1187 Před rokem +7

      it is fun
      the whole star wars soldiers are good but not in the movies
      and the warhammer is op when it is just overkill it is funny.

    • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
      @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Před rokem +1

      @@raeldrews1187 lol true bro.

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 Před rokem

      @@raeldrews1187 40k is high mid level sci fi, not op

    • @dankovskimark4540
      @dankovskimark4540 Před rokem +5

      @@myduckisonqauck7227 Eh, depends. If take Necron top shelf stuff and Dark Age of Technology, things gets high level.

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 Před rokem

      @@dankovskimark4540 Sci fi/fa faction tier
      Titan: The Q(Star trek), Daleks(Dr who), Xeelee(sequence), Celestials(marvel), Downstreamers(Manifold), Precursors(halo)
      Above god: Old ones(40k), C'tan(40k), Xel'naga(Star craft), Machine mutants(DBGT), Cybermen(Dr who) Realm of Shinkoku(Asuras wrath), Dark empire(DBH), Time patrol(DBH), Shakara empire(Shakara 2000AD), Flood(Halo), Forerunners(Halo), Time lords(Dr who), Hive(Destiny), Vex(Destiny), Starro the conqueror(DC), Terran empire(12k/Gunbuster), Space monsters(Gunbuster)
      God: Ancestors(Halo), Planet trade organization(DBZ), Necrons(40k), Viltrum empire(Invincible), Shi'ar empire(Marvel), Celestials(star wars legends), Big gete star(DBZ), Eldari empire(40k), Human empire(Dr who), Vajra (macross), Imperial Space defense force(Gunbuster)
      Above dragon: Seraphim(Supreme commander), Coalition(UEF/Cybran/Illuminate|Supreme commander), Tyranids(40k), Hell(doom), Replicators(Stargate), Zentradi/Meltrandi(Macross), Korks(40k), Golden age humanity(40k)
      High dragon: Ork empires(40k), Imperium of man(30k), The colony(SW legends), supervision army/protodevlin(Macross)
      Mid dragon: Imperium(40k), Galactic empire(legends), Q'orl(40k), NUNS(Macross), Seperatist alliance(Star wars Legends),
      Low dragon: Galactic Republic(star wars Legends), The Iokath(SW legends), Abominor(SW legends), Silentium(SW legends), Galactic empire(Legend of galactic heroes), Free planets alliance(Legend of galactic heroes), 4th great and bountiful human empire(dr who),Amaar(EVE), Gallente(EVE), Minmatar(EVE), Caldari(EVE), Galra empire(Voltron), Cabal(Destiny)
      Above demon: Annihilation wave(Marvel), Tau empire(40k), Covenant(Halo), UNSC(Halo), Reapers(Mass effect), Galactic empire(disney canon), Sith empire(SW legends), Hapes consortium(SW legends), Eternal empire(SW legends), New republic(SW legends), Yuuzhan vong(SW legends), Duskhan league(SW legends), Harvesters(ID), Novus, Skrull empire(Marvel), Kree empire(Marvel), Formics(Enders game), Highbreed(Ben 10), Corpus(warframe), Grineer(warframe), Orokin(Warframe), Zerg(starcraft), Sontarans(Doctor who), The Armada(Power rangers), Machine empire(Power rangers), Vespa(Irredeemable),
      High demon: Geth(Mass effect), Ultralinks(Max steel), Rachni(Mass effect), UED(starcraft), Protoss(Starcraft),
      Mid demon: Turian Hierarchy(Mass effect), Herlesh, Chiss ascendancy(SW legends), Terran dominion(Starcraft), Incursean empire(Ben 10)
      Low demon: Systems allliance(Mass effect), Asari(Mass effect), Quarians(Mass effect), Salarians(Mass effect), Galactic Republic(disney Canon), Confederacy of independent systems(disney Canon), Cravers(Endless space)
      Above tiger: Decepticons(WFC), Autobots(WFC), Dark matter thieves(One punch man),
      High tiger: P.L.A.N.T/Z.A.F.T(Gundam seed) , Zeon principality(Gundam00), Gjallarhorn(Gundam IBO), earth federation(Gundam), Quintessons(G1), Autobots(G1), Decpticons(G1), Thanagar empire(DC), Gordanians(DC), Cerberus(mass effect)
      Mid tiger: Arachnids(Starship troopers), United citizen federation(SST), system lords(Star gate), ARC(Doom), Helghan empire(Killzone), Necromorphs(Deadspace), Terran republic(Planetside), Lorwardians(Kim possible), Galaxhar(MvA)
      Low tiger: Vanu sovereignty(Planet side), New conglomerate(Planetside), Kir'Ko(planetfall), Mantides(Skyforge), Brotherhood of nod(Command and conquer), skynet(RvT comic, , Cyrogs(Godzilla IDW)
      High wolf: Locust(Gears of war), Skynet(Terminator), Legion(Terminator) , Martians(WOTWs), Mimics(Edge of tomorrow), White spikes(The tomorrow war), braiking boss empire(Cashern), $.perminators(Skynut), Hydra(Marvel), Global defense initiative(Command and conquer), Meklords(Yu-gi-oh 5Ds), Karma(Yu-gi-oh sky strikers), Spectra(Yu-gi-oh sky strikers), Devonians(Godzilla IDW), Venjinx(Power rangers RPM), USN(Frontmission), OCU(Frontmission), Beetroopers(Yu gi oh Invincible beetroopers)
      Mid wolf: N-tec(Max steel), Providence(Generator rex), Tekunin(Mortal komabt), Chigs, Aim(Marvel)
      Low wolf: Forever knights(Ben 10), Hell bugs(Defiance)

  • @labortamox3848
    @labortamox3848 Před rokem +16

    i think its funny that the space marine keeps it's cool when the stormtrooper insult the god-emperor but the stormstrooper wants a fight right way after the space marine insult palpatine

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Před rokem +5

      That space marine must be very, very patient. Any other would rip that stormtrooper to shreds the minute he insulted their god emperor

  • @bananagoose2469
    @bananagoose2469 Před rokem +18

    If you get the black Templars, you will never see this stormtrooper ever again.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 Před rokem +1

      Dammit, why do the Templars always get the heavy reputation for sudden melee violence and not the Blood Angels who literally have that in their DNA and an entire company dedicated to dying in melee frenzies?!

    • @bananagoose2469
      @bananagoose2469 Před rokem +2

      @@MarquisLeary34 we just do it more fancier and cooler

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 Před rokem +1

      @@bananagoose2469 FANCIER!? Your boys are offshoots of the stodgiest Primarch, yet you compare cool and fancy to the offspring of the fabulous hawk boy who took THE bullet for The Emporer?! You also totally ripped off the look of our Black Companies without earning it! Those poor souls have to relive the Primarch's last moments to earn their ebony armor, what did you do other than just not stop crusading (which Astartes should be doing in the first place!) to get yours!?

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Před rokem

      Numbers, Crusades are non-stop warzones and Land Raiders meant for getting close and blasting everything in sight!

  • @William_Bryant
    @William_Bryant Před rokem +7

    **kicks down door**
    * Panting *
    “Did someone say Die For The Emperor?!”

  • @abrigedpyeman21
    @abrigedpyeman21 Před rokem +8

    Stormtrooper: haha we have the numbers
    Krieg: hold my shovel

  • @kaligath6616
    @kaligath6616 Před rokem +13

    Fun fact those pauldrons are rounded there for being hit by a bullet would most likely bounce off and they protect the head as well as being a thick plate of Armour making them rather practical.

  • @nothing_much_bro
    @nothing_much_bro Před rokem +9

    Actually the shoulder of the space marine is like samurai armor very effective without needing a shield

  • @phil3751
    @phil3751 Před rokem +39

    That stormtrooper needs to bring up the Marines performance in Hammer and Bolter, or any official GW show The poor marine would be dying of shame

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor Před rokem +4

      Casualties in an individual battle for Space Marines when you zoom out to the scale of the setting aren't terrible even if losing one marine is the cost of someone's house. Marines are going down to things that would kill stormtroopers 1000 fold, even worse with Primaris Marines who have 10 years of combat experience max compared to the possible 1000s their first gen marines have.

    • @dankovskimark4540
      @dankovskimark4540 Před rokem +5

      Well, "Astartes" is actually GW canon now, so here you go.

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi Před rokem +1

      That's Chaos/Xenos propaganda!

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 Před rokem +2

      Blood Angel Fan: Whew....

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 Před rokem

      @@Nostroman_Praetor Losing one marine is about the same cost as losing an entire planet. If you're talking about Warhammer 40k. They're more rare than there are planets under Imperial rule. Losing a single one every year is an unnacceptably high attrition rate that really can't be replaced. At least if you wanted to talk about each marine having hundreds or possibly thousands of years of experience. though the later would all be dreadnoughts or chapter masters. The Primaris might have gotten hundreds of years of experience from the great crusade, and from their indom crusade with Guilliman by now. The only possible way the fluff makes sense is if the Marines mostly fight battles that are never mentioned in the lore. Super easy missions to level grind. But then they'd still be greenhorns when fighting the Eldar due to few veterans actually surviving such encounters.

  • @aczeartk7032
    @aczeartk7032 Před rokem +17

    Let's say hypothetically that the storm troopers don't instantly get suicide charged and die like heretics if I'm not mistaken Krieg produces millions of troops extremely fast in contrast to the empires recruitment
    Krieg is taking that W from their cold heretical fingers

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor Před rokem +2

      Yeah, the imperium asked for one regiment when they were reintegrated after their civil war and Krieg goes "We have twenty ready to go and several more on ze way"
      "Twenty guardsman?"
      "No, Twenty regiments"
      And then the ministorum collectively nutted hearing those numbers. In pure attrition against a force with no resistance to kinetic weapons and lasgun fire Krieg is winning via several shovels to the enemy's throats.

    • @megsisded8688
      @megsisded8688 Před rokem +2

      50 milions per year
      Welp

    • @seanwhitman8353
      @seanwhitman8353 Před rokem +7

      Arch said it best. Krieg does not raise regiments. Krieg raises armies

  • @Jaymezians
    @Jaymezians Před rokem +4

    Space Marine: "Ah, they have me surrounded. This is bad." *Revs chainsword* "For them."

  • @scottland8698
    @scottland8698 Před rokem +5

    I choose to believe that the astartes wasn't cockpits cause he knew that an entire seige Corp would show up when the word attrition was breathed. He just figured he could deal with a platoon of stormtroopers on his own

  • @mahoganydoughnut6082
    @mahoganydoughnut6082 Před rokem +19

    "what can your so called emperor do other than shoot static from his fingertips?"
    "Walk"

    • @patricklee5239
      @patricklee5239 Před rokem +3

      I was literally about to write this!

    • @MrCold14
      @MrCold14 Před rokem +6

      Didn't helped him that much when Vader throw him down the balcony

    • @Nikita_gooskov
      @Nikita_gooskov Před rokem +1

      roasted

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Před rokem +2

      “Ours didn’t get defeated by his Mary sue granddaughter who got everything handed to her.”

  • @derkaylon1740
    @derkaylon1740 Před rokem +6

    as the space marine asked what their emporer could do (palpatine) i really hoped the stormtrooper would just say "he can walk"

  • @bipod3549
    @bipod3549 Před rokem +3

    Guardsman: “How are you not dead!”
    Trooper:” I have no idea!”

  • @wolfscareglow2425
    @wolfscareglow2425 Před rokem +5

    Troopers: we have killed almost a hundred of you! Are you kriegsmen ready to give up?!
    Kriegsmen: *laughs in gas mask*

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 Před rokem +4

      Iirc doesn't krieg produce around 50 million troops a year?

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 Před rokem +2

      ​@@matthewmac5787
      That's almost 137,000 per day

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 Před rokem +3

    Stormtrooper: We will beat you through attrition.
    Astartes: Son you do not know the meaning of the word. But do not worry the Astra Militarum will educate you.

  • @TheLaluciDaniel
    @TheLaluciDaniel Před rokem +10

    ok, the ending got me good!

  • @Wallespider
    @Wallespider Před rokem +25

    Love this! Good work :D

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF Před rokem +1

    The correct retort to 'Attrition' would be snickering, then chuckling, then giggling, then booming laughter as the camera zooms farther and farther out until it shows a solid hemisphere of Guardsmen.

  • @BigDictator5335
    @BigDictator5335 Před rokem +1

    The stormtrooper's got one thing that no one in the Imperium has: support that arrives on time.

  • @scottymont4438
    @scottymont4438 Před rokem +15

    🤣Love your sense of humor! -ScottyMont

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Před rokem +2

      As always. Thanks for watching! Comments like this make this hobby all the more rewarding.

  • @Psaiko_Showcase
    @Psaiko_Showcase Před rokem +8

    Space marine:"You're kidding right? Bitch I am built to beat attrition!"

    • @samuraibear5102
      @samuraibear5102 Před rokem +1

      Always remember that the world eaters lost because of that

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Před rokem +1

      my star forge in question:

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Před rokem

      Kharn has never died post-Heresy. Individual World Eater warbands have killed BILLIONS of people

  • @ananonymousnerd.2179
    @ananonymousnerd.2179 Před rokem +6

    About the armor difference in armor... one has weirdly oversized pauldrons and one can protect you from teddy bears with undersized bows, sticks, and stones.
    Oh, wait, that's the same one.
    I think I'm going to pick the armor that ISN'T overspecialized to protect you from energy weapons but still fails to do so regularly. You know... the one that augments your strength and endurance, enhances your aim, safeguards you against the dangers of vacuum exposure, and actually has a decent chance of preventing your death when you get shot!
    I guess flak armor would be better for comparison to Stormtrooper armor. Both mass-produced and good at what they're designed for, but put through a lot of random and over-the-top stuff the designers never expected.

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd Před rokem

      Stomtrooper armor is also environmentally sealed and a variety of vision enhancing hardware to let them see through smoke and in the dark, as well as projecting a blaster's point of aim for the wearer. All so easily forgotten by the writers.

    • @ananonymousnerd.2179
      @ananonymousnerd.2179 Před rokem

      @@wasdwazd If only they had those functions on-screen, instead of clone troopers roasting Stormtrooper helmets and preferring to use them as thrown projectiles rather than wearing them... and their aim magically improving the moment the helmet comes off, no less.
      Stormtroopers are so rarely the elite soldiers they are supposed to be in Star Wars. Most often, probably too often, they're completely incompetent the moment anyone with plot armor appears in their way... unfortunate but it's the trend now.
      If memory serves, Star Wars has five classifications of spacesuit, and Stormtrooper armor was on the lower end, meaning it could briefly keep you alive in space, but maybe only provide a few minutes of air tops... but this comes from a Darth Vader suit reference book and therefore may not be completely accurate.

  • @rashiro
    @rashiro Před rokem +4

    I mean the pauldrons are there to do what they have literally been designed to do since the Middle Ages, which is be a massive shield against incoming attacks when the wearing is advancing. Take a look at plate armor, the left (usually) pauldron is huge with a lip to cover the neck.

  • @ragemachine8601
    @ragemachine8601 Před rokem +4

    Kriegsman about to lasgun the trooper
    Kriegsman Commissar "Nein, hol die Schaufel"
    *Happy mask sounds as the whistle blows*

  • @JoshMC2000
    @JoshMC2000 Před rokem +3

    the Death Korp weren't invited they just heard some one say Attrition

  • @armybrat101
    @armybrat101 Před rokem +2

    That last bit made me die from laughter.
    "What do we got? ATTRITION!"

  • @mrfrost6211
    @mrfrost6211 Před rokem +9

    ok ok hold up, no way is it fair for the space marine to bring in krieg if the stormtrooper cant bring in sith
    im a warhammer fan and i say it for that reason, space marines and imperial guard are literally two seperate groups that while often working together are not directly connected, its a two on one at that point

    • @lorenzocassaro3054
      @lorenzocassaro3054 Před rokem +7

      If the stormtroopers bring in Sith, then the space marine can bring in sanctioned psychers

    • @ivanbond5209
      @ivanbond5209 Před rokem +1

      @@lorenzocassaro3054 r/woosh

  • @harripursiainen5420
    @harripursiainen5420 Před rokem +6

    0:32 This may not be canon anymore, but i read somewere that spacemarines use shoulder pouldrons to bounce other spacemarines bolter rounds. Just like in snooker.

  • @xer0kills294
    @xer0kills294 Před rokem +14

    Well because of how stormtrooper armor works, it's safe to assume it takes 2 shots from a lasgun to kill 1. Vs an E-11 which punches through metal and cooks your insides. And FFS stormtroopers are canonically elite! Put some respect on the bros.

    • @iconicusensign9624
      @iconicusensign9624 Před rokem +7

      Sure.
      Though I would think that ceramite would be better at dispersing energy weapons than plastoid.
      If the storm troopers are elite then I bet they would have a rough time with the Imperium's storm troopers of the militarum tempestus, best soldiers of humanity even on par with astartes and way better lasguns that are powerful enough to penetrate cermaite.
      Though I would admit that I dislike what disney made stormtroopers so incompetent and laughed upon.

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Před rokem +2

      Lasguns are equivalents of Amban phase-pulse blaster Mando use. They are way overpowered and would kill with a single shot. Especially Krieg ones.

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Před rokem +5

      @@iconicusensign9624 It kinda the opposite, because there's so many types of stormtroopers on top of your basic Wich as agreed are elite. Yet all kinda come in standard with their armaments yet said arsenal is huge. Technology in Starwars is ridiculously strong. There are only so many scions, elite too but not flexible. You wouldn't see a scion specific to operating in space, or in deep oceans. Or for example in Legends lore protecting ancient corrupt ruins.

    • @clisbykids1639
      @clisbykids1639 Před rokem +3

      Blasters weapons fire plasma bolts meaning they are quite deadly in the 40k universe. Not to mention disrupter weapons, while they are not used by the empire a weapon that deconstructs someone on the molecular level is basically Necron tech.

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Před rokem +4

      @@clisbykids1639 do they disintegrate regular people with one shot? Because that is what a lasgun does to a person. And that is the weakest weapon in 40k.

  • @OriginalSoulbourne
    @OriginalSoulbourne Před rokem +2

    Remember in the scene after the gang escapes the death star tarkan tells Vader off for ordering the troops to let them escape but make it look good leading to the slaughter of most of the rebel leadership outside of key vips on hoth. Alongside kenobi clarifying only storm troopers are trained enough to take down a heavily armored freighter with blaster fire on first movie.

  • @stealthyezio1273
    @stealthyezio1273 Před rokem +1

    All you hear is the sounds of shovels hacking away through storm trooper armor

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 Před rokem +3

    Stormtrooper: Attrition...
    *Spacemarine pulls out the Death Korps of Krieg*
    Me: 40K won instantly. Krieg Korps is the definition of "Battle of Attrition."

  • @Azzie420
    @Azzie420 Před rokem +2

    “Attrition”
    Kitten behind the marine: oh you silly sausage

  • @hoffenleuchtend2642
    @hoffenleuchtend2642 Před rokem +1

    Amazing work Bro, keep going and you are gona to be BIG

  • @ron1c_064
    @ron1c_064 Před rokem +3

    We all hate plot armor it takes the fun out of anything and loses all suspension

  • @moodyowlproductions4287
    @moodyowlproductions4287 Před rokem +7

    Hmmm..storm troopers or space marines and kriegsman....I think we all know the answer to this.....

  • @Monkeyboy-hq6uz
    @Monkeyboy-hq6uz Před rokem +1

    As a Star War fan, I can honestly say the storm troopers are going to lose in the most horrific way possible.

  • @Drunkenbasilisk
    @Drunkenbasilisk Před 9 měsíci +2

    “They who thinks they know attrition have yet to meet the death korp” -me right now

  • @ghosty5478
    @ghosty5478 Před rokem +3

    the kriegers just HEARD attrition and a spawned in.

  • @sargentvanguard7612
    @sargentvanguard7612 Před rokem +3

    "Attrition"
    "Hehe, that's cute"
    *"rattle em bois"*

  • @casualknight8962
    @casualknight8962 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Space Marine : I have a hundred years of combat experience .
    Deceptions Vehicon : Pfft only a hundred .

  • @badgamemaster
    @badgamemaster Před rokem +2

    "Attrition" - Stormtrooper
    "Krieg alone is supplying over fifty million men per year" - Death Korps Officer.

  • @liljarhead7733
    @liljarhead7733 Před rokem +11

    I do find it funny that after the Storm trooper said attrition the krieg showed up behind the Space Marine

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi Před rokem +3

      They heard some heretic talk and ran over as fast as they could.

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy Před rokem +5

    They literally "don't hit anything" only in New Hope during the Death Star escape... when they have a tracker on the ship of the people they want escaping. They're much closer shots in Empire, and slaughter most of the rebels in Jedi.

    • @ghosthippie8465
      @ghosthippie8465 Před rokem +1

      Clone troopers slaughtered the jedi, and they were the more competent fighting force.

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy Před rokem

      @@ghosthippie8465 Because of surprise. 90% of the Jedi were shot in the back. When they managed to fight back they massacred the clones, allowing many, MANY Jedi to escape.

    • @ghosthippie8465
      @ghosthippie8465 Před rokem +1

      @tyrongkojy They're still the better fighting force. The storm troopers are more of a downgrade, but an acceptable one due to cost efficiency.

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy Před rokem

      @@ghosthippie8465 I'd argue a fighting force with more creativity in their tactics would be the better one, as opposed to the ones with an incredibly limited experience pool outside of combat itself.

    • @ghosthippie8465
      @ghosthippie8465 Před rokem +1

      @@tyrongkojy The clone troopers were literally widely regarded as the better fighting force and were used outside of combat as well, not to mention they were so affective even palpatine started getting worried about them.

  • @joshuayow4653
    @joshuayow4653 Před rokem +1

    A storm trooper taking a krieg shovel to the face is all I'm picturing now.

  • @Charliee_Woofy_Pz
    @Charliee_Woofy_Pz Před rokem +1

    "Can I bolt those pieces on a truck?"
    -my brain everytime I see those shoulder pieces

  • @randomcontent789
    @randomcontent789 Před rokem +6

    I heard stormtrooper armor is actually really freaking good, like they don't even have to worry about shrapnel

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 Před rokem

      That's... the bare minimum. Even the weakest bulletproof armor works vs shrapnel. Literally anything above a stabproof vest works vs shrapnel. Even 22lr can get through those. And 22lr is just so bad.

    • @randomcontent789
      @randomcontent789 Před rokem

      @@thespanishinquisition4078 I meant Stormtroopers have full-body protection from shrapnel. I can't remember more about it, so I just recommend looking at Generation Tech/Geetsly's videos about Stormtrooper armor if you want to know more

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor Před rokem +6

      Legends lore, they are quite good, its just the Ewoks had really strong wooden spears. (lol)
      Current lore, a metal hammer can be swung at their armor and it shatters, but at least they are never dying on screen because Disney.
      Edit: Nobody dies of falling in star wars is a meta joke, not true.

  • @Nostroman_Praetor
    @Nostroman_Praetor Před rokem +7

    Death Troopers are supposed to be the equivilant to Space Marines and Spartans from Halo, but watch anything that features them and they die in one shot.

    • @pewpewbob4655
      @pewpewbob4655 Před rokem

      @Homer typically, vests doesn’t leave you knocked out for the rest of the fight

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor Před rokem +1

      @@homer6292 Nothing to do with their armor, moreso they are being overhyped and underplayed. Whenever they are on screen, they are just stormtroopers but do slightly better then average is what it seems.

  • @exhotheperson6333
    @exhotheperson6333 Před rokem +1

    At this point I feel like anyone from any fandom who tries arguing with a 40k fan about who's more powerful is just doing it to see if they can make the 40k fan mad

  • @zendit570
    @zendit570 Před rokem

    This is some great work

  • @megamanxz-fb7oz
    @megamanxz-fb7oz Před rokem +6

    Funnily enough there are more stormtroopers than the entirety of the astra militarum by the thousands and more ships on the empire than space marines (at least on a Legends comparison)

    • @DarthVezok
      @DarthVezok Před rokem +3

      There are tens of trillions of Imperial Guardm

    • @megamanxz-fb7oz
      @megamanxz-fb7oz Před rokem +1

      @@DarthVezok yes i know

    • @raeldrews1187
      @raeldrews1187 Před rokem

      @@megamanxz-fb7oz how big is the stormtrooper one i the wiki say and legion has 9000 almost 10000.

    • @megamanxz-fb7oz
      @megamanxz-fb7oz Před rokem

      @@raeldrews1187 one legion is a quantity per planet, the ships wich are like at least 1 million star destroyers have 9700 Stormtropers

    • @raeldrews1187
      @raeldrews1187 Před rokem

      @@megamanxz-fb7oz ok but it needs to be bigger

  • @darkpit37
    @darkpit37 Před rokem +10

    A fairer comparison would be a space marine vs a death trooper.

    • @grahamshaw9873
      @grahamshaw9873 Před rokem +6

      The space marine would still win, but it would at least be slightly more of a challenge

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Před rokem +6

      Not by a long shot. Anything less than at weapons from sw universe would do nothing to a space marine.

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Před rokem +1

      That's with a lucky grenade throw.

    • @phil3751
      @phil3751 Před rokem

      @@randomdude8202 Wookie Bowcasters would definitely crack ceremite, the force awakens showed it launching full grown men flying 15 feet, that's stronger than the .75 caliber boltgun in sheer force, the only thing it's lacking is an explosive charge

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Před rokem +1

      @@phil3751 I didnt say no sw weapons can hurt a space marine, but weapons regulars or even specials get are no match. Wookie bowcaster can be effective at its max setting.

  • @LordEmperorBoss
    @LordEmperorBoss Před rokem +1

    And this is how the Empire was dragged into an unfortunate one sided slaughter of a crusade because one insubordinate hack of a storm trooper thought he could take on not only an *ADEPTUS ASTARTES SPACE MARINE* but also the Death Corps of Krieg which not only outnumber the Empire as a whole, they have a tendency to individually be far more brutal than Darth Sideous himself. All the while the fellow Adeptus and Primaris Astartes with their Chapter master instead of joining the battle, pulled up some chairs, and laughed as their battle brother ripped the Empire a new one.

  • @iloveplayingpr
    @iloveplayingpr Před rokem

    I'd love to see more Animatics :D
    Easier to produce than outright animation.

  • @sparking023
    @sparking023 Před rokem +19

    "Attrition"
    *Happy Krieger noises*
    The Guardsmen are the equivalent of the Stormtrooper, honestly, with the exception that they can actually hit shit

    • @terrantabula9847
      @terrantabula9847 Před rokem +1

      Because they have the opposite problem of the Stormtroopers in that their shots either do no damage or kill nothing of importance.

    • @otakujeison
      @otakujeison Před rokem +3

      Somebody once told me it could make big fu__ing holes in stuff and rip off limbs of normal humans