Yes, I finally finished another video. Life got busy so it took longer than I intended but it's here. I have a bigger project in the works but it was taking way more time than I first thought. I wanted to get something out so I switched to making this. As always I appreciate all the support. You guys are great and make creating content that much more enjoyable. Thanks For Watching!
I love your channel and I love Warhammer x Star Wars, I have a blast with chatgpt going back and forth. The empire in SW has one choice, join the Imperium, embrace their latent xenophobic tendencies, and yea, leave the old shriveled sith carrot alone so a Space Marine strike team can rip him a new arsehole.
Wow that was the most polite, well spoken, reasonable World Eater I have ever seen. Most of the time they are just living chainswords who growl more than speak.
World Eater: GRINGINGERRRRRING RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSPLURKT! Translation: I also bake cookies. Would you like one? Trooper: OH? Really? Wow. I totally had you guys all wrong... I'm so sorry! Wait... why is there a finger in my cookie? World Eater: Extra protein.
well angron was able to make an essay on why he was the way he was to gulliman and that man had the nails and the effects of khornate corruption, shockingly the speech actually made sense to why he is the way he is.
Geeze imagine a Night Lord Joining the Empire. Tarkin: So you say you have experience using fear and terror tactics? Night Lord: When I was a child my world was a lawless home of scum and villainy, every man, woman and child was a criminal who stole and killed to survive. The closest thing we had to a government were the gang leaders who ruled as kings and thrived. But then my father, *The Night Haunter* ended it all using the power of Fear. He killed and tortured so many that no one would dare fight him and feared what would happen if they ever broke the law. As one of his children I am *intimately* proficient with tactics that could make the most stubborn break and beg for their lives like *dogs* . Tarkin: I loved everything you just said. You'r hired
Tarkin was an amatuer by comparison as he lacked the ability to put his trust in others. We have gang mentality in our blood, meaning we had to trust eachother. Ave dominus nox.
Imperial Officer: What the actual Fuck? Stormtrooper: Yeah I know. Command says just dump him on rebellious worlds and, "Let nature take it's course." Imperial Officer: It's just...I thought these Astartes fellows were supposed to be intelligent and well spoken. Stormtrooper: This shoved nails in his brain to appease his abusive father. Imperial Officer:... Stormtrooper: Yeah, don't visit the other side of the portal. Everything there sucks balls and nothing makes sense. I'm not even gonna talk about the BDSM Elves. They make the Zygerrians look downright friendly.
Imperial officer:And what about those "Necrons" i've heard of? Stormtrooper:Well,one of them visited us,talked the whole time of his collection and his desire to "preserve history" by "freeing" relics and artifacts from their owners. He was very eager to travel through our galaxy,but i held him here IO:Did he went back? Stormtrooper:No.He basicly stole several Inquisitors,Jedi and Sith lightsabers, Holocrons,Stormtroopers and a Star Destroyer plus an entire database of the galactic history. IO:HE DID WHAT!? Stormtrooper:And Darth Vader's lightsaber.
Imagine being some farmer from a backwater planet who just joined the rebellion. You get to one of their hidden bases on a remote moon, your a little scared but happy to be fighting back against the empire. Suddenly, a drop pod crashes into the landing pad, and a 8 foot tall superhuman wearing more armor than a tank starts chopping people in half with a chainaxe and drinking their blood. All the while your blaster is doing it’s best to try and scratch the paint on his armor and does little more than make him even angrier.
Actually, in legends, there's a comic where the empire drops a sqaud of phase 2 darktroopers in a rebel base. They exterminate everyone in the base and the cruiser they fled on. Of course, phase 2, darktroopers in legends are like terminator assault marines with rapid fire plasma pistols.
Pretty much what it was like being from one of the human empires who didn't want to join the Imperium during the Great Crusade and had to be "convinced" into compliance, in this case by the world eaters.
@@libertinarey before the butchers nails, the world eaters were actually pretty honourable and chill. the space wolves were more savage in the early days. now though, the coin has flipped and the SW are the honourable ones while the World Eaters are killing to stave off the pain.
If this was the Alpha Legion, I'd imagine one by one, every single Stormtrooper would steadily be replaced one at a time by more Alpha Legionaries, until it's just the recruiter, who at the end takes off his helmet to be another alpha legionare
Well, I suppose the kornate berserker wanted to seek new employment. Later… Nurgleite: so I have come here to talk to you about grandfather Nurgle *vomits flies and plague* Stormtrooper: what was that? Nurglite: I am showing you the love of papa nurgle, why aren’t you accepting his gifts? Stormtrooper: oh right, the new guy told us about your kind. Also our helmets are pressure sealed. Nurglite: could you Stormtrooper: no, I’m not taking off my helmet. Nurglite: but papa nurgle Stormtrooper: loves me, I know. Now please get out. Nurglite: understandable have a great day *arm falls off *
Tzinchit: SUCK Nurali it's time for CHANGE. Stormtrooper: Oh my God... Okay, what do you know how to... Tzinchit waved his arms and Stormtrooper became a woman. Stormtrooper: HOW?! Tzinchit: Magic... Stormtrooper: GET OUT!!! Tzinchit comes out and Slaaneshit follows. Stormtrooper: That berserker told me about you, too, you perverted asshole... If you try to fuck me in the ass I'll... Slaaneshite walks away moonwalking. Stormtrooper: Is there anyone here who isn't trying to kill me every chance he gets?!
Stormtroopers: "so..who next?". Imperial officer: "well. These blues had the lowest body count of all the legions during the crusades." Stormtroopers: "oh thank god, the ultramarines. They are the greatest of them all. Bring him in." A Nightlord walk in. Stormtroopers: 'oh no'! He think to himself.
Ultramarines would absolutely be the main villains if they were dropped into Star Wars. *Officer:* "I thought we were getting some noble warrior-scholars who are the greatest of them all?" *Stormtrooper:* "We...we did. Everything was going fine until the seminar on Jedi and Sith." *Officer:* "What did they do during the training seminar?" *Stormtrooper:* "They shouted something about 'heresy' and 'false gods' and 'the Imperial Truth' before killing everyone in the room." *Officer:* "So they have joined the Rebellion!" *Stormtrooper:* "No, they actually killed all the rebels on the surface for 'sorcery' and crucified all the force users." *Officer:* "So they're coming back to us then?" *Stormtrooper:* "Yes...but 'coming back' as in they plan on killing all of us and Lord Palpatine. And they massacred all of our alien auxiliaries. They tore off the faces of the Ewoks, sewed them together, and made flags out of them to celebrate their 'conquest.' Oh, and they ejected all their R2 units out an airlock for some unknown reason...just shouting something about 'abominable intelligence.'" *Officer:* "Jesus fucking Skywalking Christ what's wrong with these assholes?"
Emperor: give in to your aggressive feelings boy! Let the hate flow through you World eater: RAAAAAAAAAAAGH *starts killing indiscriminately between allies and enemies* Emperor: ok ok maybe tone it down a bi- World eater: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *drop kicks the deathstar core causing it to exolode*
Incredible, absolutely incredible. He was actually able to hold a conversation and not fly into a murderous rage within the first 5 seconds. And he even spared the last guy. What a splendid example of a disciplined and merciful World Eater.
Hey heres for a community suggestion but a member of the Dark Mechanicus. Specifically a follower of Vashtorr. I like the idea of the horrifying emotionless mechanized skeleton comes up to a storm trooper and us like "I heard you were seeking those with experience in weapon manufacturing." "Where did you come from!?" *Ignoring the new question "I also heard you empire is less restrictive with their weapons" *leans in* "Is this true?" "Y-yes?" "Good take me to them I wish to have a place to "honor" my lord in peace"
@@Full_Moon_Studios actuality m8 you can do a series of different parts of the Dark Mechanicus merging into the empire. After all human rights is practically non-existent on Palps. It can even just show their "antics" among the empire and the troopers and officers mixed reactions to them
@@Full_Moon_Studios I see: Horse like AT-AT demon engine filled with human flesh and most destructive phosphex/gamma weapons. Tie fighter demon possessed enigine. Chaos star destroyer...
@@Full_Moon_Studios Jirafe like thimg from made in abbys based on AT-AT platfom - legs blades, more deadly single cannon on long neck, tail and back with spikes, more agile, faster, and deadly machine. Like strider.
Stormtrooper: can you tell me about your talents or hobbies Emperor's children: you see i make my enemies writhe for hours leaving them on the brink of until i grow tire where i then TRUST MY MASSIVE POWER SWORD IN TO THEM. SPLITTING. THEM. APART. Stormtrooper: ... Emperor's children: ... Stormtrooper: ... Emperor's children: can i show you a demonstration. Stormtrooper: No GOD NO
Imagine trying to interview a rubric marine, just.. standing there, saying either nothing or a barely audible whisper, and the stormtrooper just... Has no idea what to do with him, that'd probably be funny
Out of all the traitor factions, the only one i can think that would not terrorise the Stormtrooper are the Iron Warriors. A conversation between the two would ve quite hilarious.
@@joshuasitzema9920 better:The Ordo hereticus secretly deploys a Culexus assassin for some convoluded plot and will blame Vaders death on ominous "Ork Sniperz"...
Perhaps that Berserker can introduce his therapist to this trooper, seem like they are very good at their job considering said Berserker can form coherent sentences.
I'm not surprised there have been so many comments about the World Eater's intelligence. I had to make him a little more civil or the video would have been really short haha.
World eater:*leaves* Stormtrooper: I need therapy.. *door opens* *Khârn the betrayer walks in* Stormtrooper: MOTHER OF MOULDY EMPEROR ON A CHAIR IM SO SOR- *Blood flies across the room* Emperor palpatine 2 days later: Well well, the rebellion is dead. Well done Khârn my apprentice. *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD* Palpy: Oh fuck.
On the chaos side: Iron warriors/Thousand sons/night haunters/alpha legion are the ones that the empire will definitely want for their specific expertise.
The Alpha Legionnaire auditions by revealing that every other stormtrooper in the room is an Alpha Legionnaire in disguise. The interviewer then reveals that he is also an Alpha Legionnaire and that he failed the interview by not realising this. The first Legionnaire then reveals that the interviewer was actually the one being interviewed and failed it by revealing himself. He tries to execute the interviewer via bolter shell, but the shell freezes in midair. The interviewer removes his helmet and reveals himself to be Darth Vader. Before killing everyone in the room, he says "I am Alpharius." The Emperor is watching everything on a monitor and just says "I have no idea what is happening here."
Stormtrooper: so, tell me about yourself Blood angel: Well, I am great with a sword and my dad... *black rage ignites* HOOOORRRRRUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!! *Starts destroying the room thinking the Stormtrooper is horus lupercal* Stormtrooper: *exits via installed secret exit in a event that something like this should happen.*
I can only imagine him meeting a Nurgle worship. Trooper: Please stop leaving your food out spoil be eating it. It is making others sick. Worshiper: I don't the problem. I'm just spreading Nurgles gift.
I loved this animation. The idea that a berserker would even consider working under such a force is hilarious. Like how would any officer issue commands to him? I bet if palpatine had these guys he’d just make a Death Star that launches them onto planets.
Berserkers don't care on who the force is, as long as there's blood to be spilled. I am surprised tha he didn't mention Khorne and the skull throne he has.
@@depressedgwyndolin Well. Things have been different I suppose. But I’m still taking my cut if that’s what you’re asking so don’t enlist my services unless you respect my methods. I killed a god you know!
@@sir-reynauld-the-kleptomaniac don't worry good sir I have no intention of hiring thy services I was curious of how things having been going after the Hamlet
I believe Darth Vader, Thrawn and Palpatine would know how to handle this gentleman and appreciate his combat scills. Not to mention how intimidating this World Eater's work will seem on the rebels.
@@Full_Moon_Studios Rebels have multiple weapons capable of taking down a space marine, not to mention weak points in their armor susceptible to blaster fire.
If he saw the chapter master of the karkaradons i would had an straight heart attack. This was nothing comparing to that astartes face. At least what remaind of it.
@@teobratuteodor1728 good pont. And while the empire would spent hulluva money on brocken wallls they can save big on energy costs. Firing a Death Star or just dropping the mad shark boss on a rebel planet causes about the same level of destruction
@@phreakazoith2237 just to he is a person camparing to a weapon of mass distruction, howerver not many know to the Death Star was made as one of the weapons Palpatine was making to prepare the Empire for the return of a nomad alien race who ruined the galaxy and they have bio-enginered snakes as weapons and they despise everything what is not a living weapon and yes those snakes spit poison and are durable to the heat of light sabers but they are vulnerable to force powers like lightinings. Howerver the Force in Star Wars is because of some kind of cells to give them powers but only if you have a around at least 10 milions how Anakin had over 20 milions.
Another satisfying video and god it gave me a laugh. Wonder if we will get other CSM trying to join the Galactic Empire later on I can see a Iron Warrior showing the Empire on how to properly make fortifications and show them a demonstration how to break fortifications on a Rebel base and massacre everyone inside. And I can see Tarkin taking notes from a Night Lord and gave him a high rank and put in charge on bring fear into the hearts of anyone who appose the Empire and Rebels rocking back and forth crying and fearing every shadow and dark corner
Storm Trooper: sir, why are we a company short for this operation? We only have enough men to take at most the western half of the enemy base. Officer: we recently acquired a new recruit whose taking the eastern half. Stormtrooper: on his own?! Officer: we considered sending him in solo, but the Western half contains vital and delicate information. Honestly, I feel worse for the Eastern half.
If I were the HR Stormtrooper , Me : Our enemy is space wizard. They use magic ,a lot of magic. They shoot laser beam and run away than use their sword to engage in melee combat. Do you think you can handle them? World Eater : DID YOU SAID MAGIC!? LET ME AT THEM!! RAAAAAWWWRRRR Me : Aight ,you're hired.
Sequel: Shortly after the interview that same storm trooper met his last therapist which is a Bloodthrister towering over him as the entire area instantly became a slaughter house no thanks to that Khorne berserker who turns out to have brought friends through summonings...
So much love u put in these animation of Warhammer40k entering Star Wars Universe and also avoiding the GW suing Sub bro. Now I wonder what the Rebellion army see and react for an loyalist Astartes to be recuited?
Well it falls under parody so I have a good chance of falling under the radar. At least for a while. Also, the rebellion would crap themselves against just one Space Marine. Loyalist or Chaos.
@@Full_Moon_Studios ah well support you as always to the end bro. Also lol 😂 just one good look at an astartes will make them truly fear the rest of their army but they will try their best to talk to them if they allies with each other. Otherwise Love your content and will always support your content.
Darth Vader: Why didn't we keep World Eater? Storm Trooper: he murders our troops for fun ~Darth Vader Force strangles storm trooper slowly~ Darth Vader: You will bring him TO ME AS HIGHER DO YOU UNDERSTAND!
"I need therapy..." Me: *looks over at Khorne's hated rival, Slaanesh, and the dark eldar.* Yeaaah... Yeah you will. Chaos is just sooo much worse than the sith... And don't get me started on nids versus vong. On the bright side (or maybe darkside), you only have to deal with the necrons and rakata when it comes to the respective "wars in heaven". The "old ones" and Qua are kinda out of the picture, and the Rakata are a shadow of what they were due to a bioweapon that cut them off from the force. Buuuut there is ONE thing star wars has as a galactic threat that is sooooo much worse than it's counterpart in 40k. All I can say is thank the god emperor, the dark gods and the force that it's trapped in the unknown regions and hasn't found a way out. Otherwise it'd look like the Tython from Prey and the Gravemind from Halo had an unholy galaxy-devouring baby that not even the nids come close to...
World Eater Chaos Space Marine: [eager] "A demonstration?! Very well....... "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!" [proceeds to literally straight up MURDERS two innocent Stormtroopers right in front of the other Stormtrooper]
The Iron Warrior's interview would be going well until... Stormtrooper: So it says on your resumè lots of experience with siege warfare, warmachine equipment and cybernetics! Sounds like you're a great fit for us! It also says here about a "daemonculaba" project you were involved in, can you tell me about this? Iron Warrior: Well its sort of like this...
Psyker: "soooo, you guys don't have to worry about extra dimensional horrors devouring your soul and using your corpse as either a gateway or a meatpuppet that they twist into mind damaging monstrosities, possibly while keeping you alive and aware to notice it all?" Jedi/Sith: ".........No?" Psyker: starts regaling them on all the various manners warpfuckery can mess with a psyker to increasing amounts of horror in the other. Let's be honest here, Sith can get pretty damned fucked up, but even they have limits, the warp however does not.
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Yes, I finally finished another video. Life got busy so it took longer than I intended but it's here. I have a bigger project in the works but it was taking way more time than I first thought. I wanted to get something out so I switched to making this. As always I appreciate all the support. You guys are great and make creating content that much more enjoyable. Thanks For Watching!
Could you do an AT-AT driver interviews a Titan princeps 😎
I love your channel and I love Warhammer x Star Wars, I have a blast with chatgpt going back and forth. The empire in SW has one choice, join the Imperium, embrace their latent xenophobic tendencies, and yea, leave the old shriveled sith carrot alone so a Space Marine strike team can rip him a new arsehole.
@@Full_Moon_Studios ABOMINABLE INTELIGENCE!
Make him talk to a normal Guardman, Im sure would be refreshing for a human to meet a normal human
This should be called: Bad guy meets the Real Bad Guy!
Wow that was the most polite, well spoken, reasonable World Eater I have ever seen. Most of the time they are just living chainswords who growl more than speak.
World Eater: GRINGINGERRRRRING RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSPLURKT!
Translation: I also bake cookies. Would you like one?
Trooper: OH? Really? Wow. I totally had you guys all wrong... I'm so sorry!
Wait... why is there a finger in my cookie?
World Eater: Extra protein.
well angron was able to make an essay on why he was the way he was to gulliman and that man had the nails and the effects of khornate corruption, shockingly the speech actually made sense to why he is the way he is.
He's a new member xD
World eaters when not foaming at the mouth are very well spoken
Must be a new guy lol
Geeze imagine a Night Lord Joining the Empire.
Tarkin: So you say you have experience using fear and terror tactics?
Night Lord: When I was a child my world was a lawless home of scum and villainy, every man, woman and child was a criminal who stole and killed to survive. The closest thing we had to a government were the gang leaders who ruled as kings and thrived. But then my father, *The Night Haunter* ended it all using the power of Fear. He killed and tortured so many that no one would dare fight him and feared what would happen if they ever broke the law. As one of his children I am *intimately* proficient with tactics that could make the most stubborn break and beg for their lives like *dogs* .
Tarkin: I loved everything you just said. You'r hired
That is amazing! Definitely taking notes.
i think even tarkin would be grinning ear to ear if he heard that lol
Yeah that sounds about right and Tarkin will be taking notes from that guy
Tarkin was an amatuer by comparison as he lacked the ability to put his trust in others. We have gang mentality in our blood, meaning we had to trust eachother. Ave dominus nox.
Didn't the sewers get clogged with all the body parts?
Storm trooper: Why can I just meet any normal people?
Tzeentch:( Laughs maniacally).
Yup gotta look out for that bait and switch.
Palpatine reveals himself as ALPHARIUS🤣
@@JeanLucCaptain, That would explain how he returned.
Tzeench would torment him by subjecting him to a child's card game
Tzinch joins the Empire
Imperial Officer: What the actual Fuck?
Stormtrooper: Yeah I know. Command says just dump him on rebellious worlds and, "Let nature take it's course."
Imperial Officer: It's just...I thought these Astartes fellows were supposed to be intelligent and well spoken.
Stormtrooper: This shoved nails in his brain to appease his abusive father.
Imperial Officer:...
Stormtrooper: Yeah, don't visit the other side of the portal. Everything there sucks balls and nothing makes sense. I'm not even gonna talk about the BDSM Elves. They make the Zygerrians look downright friendly.
these guys are going to have a fucking stroke when they see the Emperor's Children
@@auugh43546 imagine an encounter with the death guard
Imperial officer:And what about those "Necrons" i've heard of?
Stormtrooper:Well,one of them visited us,talked the whole time of his collection and his desire to "preserve history" by "freeing" relics and artifacts from their owners. He was very eager to travel through our galaxy,but i held him here
IO:Did he went back?
Stormtrooper:No.He basicly stole several Inquisitors,Jedi and Sith lightsabers, Holocrons,Stormtroopers and a Star Destroyer plus an entire database of the galactic history.
IO:HE DID WHAT!?
Stormtrooper:And Darth Vader's lightsaber.
@@Spartan135 I love that lunatic cleptomaniac 🤣🤣🤣🤣. He and greenskins are the best comedic relief of this fucked up universe
@Michael K. I can picture vader just losing his shit while trayzn laughs maniacally
Imagine being some farmer from a backwater planet who just joined the rebellion. You get to one of their hidden bases on a remote moon, your a little scared but happy to be fighting back against the empire. Suddenly, a drop pod crashes into the landing pad, and a 8 foot tall superhuman wearing more armor than a tank starts chopping people in half with a chainaxe and drinking their blood. All the while your blaster is doing it’s best to try and scratch the paint on his armor and does little more than make him even angrier.
Actually, in legends, there's a comic where the empire drops a sqaud of phase 2 darktroopers in a rebel base. They exterminate everyone in the base and the cruiser they fled on. Of course, phase 2, darktroopers in legends are like terminator assault marines with rapid fire plasma pistols.
Pretty much what it was like being from one of the human empires who didn't want to join the Imperium during the Great Crusade and had to be "convinced" into compliance, in this case by the world eaters.
@@libertinarey before the butchers nails, the world eaters were actually pretty honourable and chill. the space wolves were more savage in the early days. now though, the coin has flipped and the SW are the honourable ones while the World Eaters are killing to stave off the pain.
@@AnikaJarlsdottr it was the pre-Sanguinius Blood Angels that were brutal
I love everything you wrote!
If this was the Alpha Legion, I'd imagine one by one, every single Stormtrooper would steadily be replaced one at a time by more Alpha Legionaries, until it's just the recruiter, who at the end takes off his helmet to be another alpha legionare
That visual made me laugh
He is Alpharius
@@grizzlybear352 are you sure he isn't Omegon? 😜
@@HaroldoPinheiro-OK he is Alpharius
@@grizzlybear352 are you Alpharius?
Imagine rebel forcing fighting this Berserker amongst the Stormtroopers.
Bloodbath
Main kill burn! MAIM KILL BURN!!!!!
gg for the foolish rebels. Blaster can only ping against ceramite.a jedi or sith could end a world eater,but the rest gets turned into meatpaste.
@@Spartan135 They do have practical weapons that can take down space marines.
BREAK THIER BACKS
Well, I suppose the kornate berserker wanted to seek new employment. Later…
Nurgleite: so I have come here to talk to you about grandfather Nurgle *vomits flies and plague*
Stormtrooper: what was that?
Nurglite: I am showing you the love of papa nurgle, why aren’t you accepting his gifts?
Stormtrooper: oh right, the new guy told us about your kind. Also our helmets are pressure sealed.
Nurglite: could you
Stormtrooper: no, I’m not taking off my helmet.
Nurglite: but papa nurgle
Stormtrooper: loves me, I know. Now please get out.
Nurglite: understandable have a great day *arm falls off *
That's fantastic!
Tzinchit: SUCK Nurali it's time for CHANGE.
Stormtrooper: Oh my God... Okay, what do you know how to...
Tzinchit waved his arms and Stormtrooper became a woman.
Stormtrooper: HOW?!
Tzinchit: Magic...
Stormtrooper: GET OUT!!!
Tzinchit comes out and Slaaneshit follows.
Stormtrooper: That berserker told me about you, too, you perverted asshole... If you try to fuck me in the ass I'll...
Slaaneshite walks away moonwalking.
Stormtrooper: Is there anyone here who isn't trying to kill me every chance he gets?!
Some tyranid based warped flies piercing through armour, pls?
😂🤣
Stormtroopers: "so..who next?".
Imperial officer: "well. These blues had the lowest body count of all the legions during the crusades."
Stormtroopers: "oh thank god, the ultramarines. They are the greatest of them all. Bring him in."
A Nightlord walk in.
Stormtroopers: 'oh no'! He think to himself.
Jesus...
Night Lords are known for their highly effective disciplinary measures and their interrogation scills.
How lowest body count and highest war crime rate can exist in the same legion is perplexing. But there you are...
@@LARGO125 Imperial officer: "This is the Galactic Empire so if your body count is not in the planets scale than you can walk out the door."
Ultramarines would absolutely be the main villains if they were dropped into Star Wars.
*Officer:* "I thought we were getting some noble warrior-scholars who are the greatest of them all?"
*Stormtrooper:* "We...we did. Everything was going fine until the seminar on Jedi and Sith."
*Officer:* "What did they do during the training seminar?"
*Stormtrooper:* "They shouted something about 'heresy' and 'false gods' and 'the Imperial Truth' before killing everyone in the room."
*Officer:* "So they have joined the Rebellion!"
*Stormtrooper:* "No, they actually killed all the rebels on the surface for 'sorcery' and crucified all the force users."
*Officer:* "So they're coming back to us then?"
*Stormtrooper:* "Yes...but 'coming back' as in they plan on killing all of us and Lord Palpatine. And they massacred all of our alien auxiliaries. They tore off the faces of the Ewoks, sewed them together, and made flags out of them to celebrate their 'conquest.' Oh, and they ejected all their R2 units out an airlock for some unknown reason...just shouting something about 'abominable intelligence.'"
*Officer:* "Jesus fucking Skywalking Christ what's wrong with these assholes?"
"Just go to the recruitment service," - they said. - 'Quiet, safe, well-payed job, no battles, no rebels, no PTSD after all." - THEY SAID.
Emperor: give in to your aggressive feelings boy! Let the hate flow through you
World eater: RAAAAAAAAAAAGH *starts killing indiscriminately between allies and enemies*
Emperor: ok ok maybe tone it down a bi-
World eater: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *drop kicks the deathstar core causing it to exolode*
😂
*credit roll*
Incredible, absolutely incredible. He was actually able to hold a conversation and not fly into a murderous rage within the first 5 seconds. And he even spared the last guy. What a splendid example of a disciplined and merciful World Eater.
I mean there must be a reason why he´s looking for a job...he´s clearly a softie who got kicked out by his legion.
Why did I imagine the world eater snapping open a neck and drinking the bodily fluids like a god damn can of soft drink
I like to picture it more as he ripped their skull out like popping a cork and used the corpse like a wine bottle
Cracking open a boy with the cold ones
@darkcrowniii2280 My sides hurt from laughing😂
Ironically, Disney Star Wars turned Palpatine into a "corpse emperor" in the last movie.
Hey heres for a community suggestion but a member of the Dark Mechanicus. Specifically a follower of Vashtorr.
I like the idea of the horrifying emotionless mechanized skeleton comes up to a storm trooper and us like
"I heard you were seeking those with experience in weapon manufacturing."
"Where did you come from!?"
*Ignoring the new question "I also heard you empire is less restrictive with their weapons" *leans in* "Is this true?"
"Y-yes?"
"Good take me to them I wish to have a place to "honor" my lord in peace"
You guys have such interesting ideas and never disappoint. I love it.
@@Full_Moon_Studios actuality m8 you can do a series of different parts of the Dark Mechanicus merging into the empire. After all human rights is practically non-existent on Palps. It can even just show their "antics" among the empire and the troopers and officers mixed reactions to them
@@Full_Moon_Studios I see: Horse like AT-AT demon engine filled with human flesh and most destructive phosphex/gamma weapons.
Tie fighter demon possessed enigine.
Chaos star destroyer...
@@Full_Moon_Studios Jirafe like thimg from made in abbys based on AT-AT platfom - legs blades, more deadly single cannon on long neck, tail and back with spikes, more agile, faster, and deadly machine. Like strider.
Chaos Star Destroyer does sound really cool.
“-bane of the corpse emperor!”
“Im going to assume thats a different emperor”
Its impressive that they got him in the chair of that room to begin with. Khorne Berzerkers are known to be incredibly impatientand antsy.
Stormtrooper: can you tell me about your talents or hobbies
Emperor's children: you see i make my enemies writhe for hours leaving them on the brink of until i grow tire where i then TRUST MY MASSIVE POWER SWORD IN TO THEM. SPLITTING. THEM. APART.
Stormtrooper: ...
Emperor's children: ...
Stormtrooper: ...
Emperor's children: can i show you a demonstration.
Stormtrooper: No GOD NO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They also turn people into space cocaine, and either snort em up or inject em like heroin. 😂🤣
This is the most polite World Eater I've ever seen, so proud to see the 12th come so far 😂
Great. Now He has to hire two more guards. *alpha legion walk through the door.* "how convenient of a job opening"
Imagine trying to interview a rubric marine, just.. standing there, saying either nothing or a barely audible whisper, and the stormtrooper just... Has no idea what to do with him, that'd probably be funny
All is dust...
Out of all the traitor factions, the only one i can think that would not terrorise the Stormtrooper are the Iron Warriors. A conversation between the two would ve quite hilarious.
Or a rubric marine who just doesn't talk because he's basically an automaton now
He would still scare the crap out of the stormtroopers because of his utter callousness to death of subordinates
Darth Vader: *uses his powers*
Space Marine: Stop that, psycher...
Just wait for the Sisters of Silence to walk in
@@joshuasitzema9920 better:The Ordo hereticus secretly deploys a Culexus assassin for some convoluded plot and will blame Vaders death on ominous
"Ork Sniperz"...
Wow! That was the most level headed, calm, relaxed world eater ever
Perhaps that Berserker can introduce his therapist to this trooper, seem like they are very good at their job considering said Berserker can form coherent sentences.
I'm not surprised there have been so many comments about the World Eater's intelligence. I had to make him a little more civil or the video would have been really short haha.
If the recruiter said Hydra Dominatus at the last sec I would DIE
If this was the sith empire and a sith was recruiting the world eater then I’m pretty sure they would be more enthusiastic to have him on board
Little did that World Eater know that the Storm Trooper interviewing him was secretly Alpha Legion all along.
He doesn’t need therapy, he needs blood for the Blood God!
World eater:*leaves*
Stormtrooper: I need therapy..
*door opens*
*Khârn the betrayer walks in*
Stormtrooper: MOTHER OF MOULDY EMPEROR ON A CHAIR IM SO SOR-
*Blood flies across the room*
Emperor palpatine 2 days later: Well well, the rebellion is dead. Well done Khârn my apprentice.
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*
Palpy: Oh fuck.
If the Storm Troopers thought this was bad, wait until they meet the Death Guard.
*next interview*
Stormtooper: sooooo... are you... alright?
Death guard: *Wheezing noises* never *wheezing noises* better.
that was the calmest world eater i have ever known
On the chaos side: Iron warriors/Thousand sons/night haunters/alpha legion are the ones that the empire will definitely want for their specific expertise.
The alpha legionary would reason that to destroy the rebels, the empire must fall, so the rebels don't have anything left to rebel against
The Alpha Legionnaire auditions by revealing that every other stormtrooper in the room is an Alpha Legionnaire in disguise.
The interviewer then reveals that he is also an Alpha Legionnaire and that he failed the interview by not realising this.
The first Legionnaire then reveals that the interviewer was actually the one being interviewed and failed it by revealing himself.
He tries to execute the interviewer via bolter shell, but the shell freezes in midair. The interviewer removes his helmet and reveals himself to be Darth Vader. Before killing everyone in the room, he says "I am Alpharius."
The Emperor is watching everything on a monitor and just says "I have no idea what is happening here."
@@jackbaxter2223 the plot twist!
@@-TheMachineGod- I'm still baffled the cabal was able to convince the hydra twins with such a stupid pitch
@@dersuddeutschesumpf5444 Chances are that one of them stayed loyal just to screw with everyone.
Stormtrooper: so, tell me about yourself
Blood angel: Well, I am great with a sword and my dad... *black rage ignites* HOOOORRRRRUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!! *Starts destroying the room thinking the Stormtrooper is horus lupercal*
Stormtrooper: *exits via installed secret exit in a event that something like this should happen.*
even palpatine feel bad for the rebellion right now
The resistance would be crushed as fast as they could transport him from planet to planet😂
I wish the storm trooper would have followed from “you think I’m gonna say no to you” with “you’ll rip off my skull and be me to death with it”
I can only imagine him meeting a Nurgle worship.
Trooper: Please stop leaving your food out spoil be eating it. It is making others sick.
Worshiper: I don't the problem. I'm just spreading Nurgles gift.
The most sane World Eater:
I loved this animation. The idea that a berserker would even consider working under such a force is hilarious. Like how would any officer issue commands to him? I bet if palpatine had these guys he’d just make a Death Star that launches them onto planets.
Didn't the Angry Marines literally have a whirlwind that fired marines ?
Berserkers don't care on who the force is, as long as there's blood to be spilled.
I am surprised tha he didn't mention Khorne and the skull throne he has.
Good evening sir reynauld how have things been since the heart of darkness
@@depressedgwyndolin Well. Things have been different I suppose. But I’m still taking my cut if that’s what you’re asking so don’t enlist my services unless you respect my methods. I killed a god you know!
@@sir-reynauld-the-kleptomaniac don't worry good sir I have no intention of hiring thy services I was curious of how things having been going after the Hamlet
Next is gonna be Noise Marine...and we all know how well thats gonna go-
"Let me play you the song of my people!"
*Turns one of the guards into powder and snorts it*
_Later, at a Rebel base..._
*"BREAK THEIR SANITY WITH OUR SONG!"*
can't wait for the death guard...
*HENTAI NOISES INTENSIFIES*
wait untill the poor trooper has got interview a Emperor's Children marine!!
I believe Darth Vader, Thrawn and Palpatine would know how to handle this gentleman and appreciate his combat scills. Not to mention how intimidating this World Eater's work will seem on the rebels.
The empire meets a Night Lord 💀💀💀
Your voice suits both characters perfectly, I really enjoy your videos
I appreciate that so much man! I love voicing space Marines they're so fun to do. I'm glad you enjoyed the video it means a lot!
@@Full_Moon_Studios Blood for the blood god.
Indeed
You know hes pretty reasonable for a world eater.
Rebels don’t stand a chance
Rebels couldn't even win one battle against the tau
Yup and the Empire only needs one.
@@Full_Moon_Studios Rebels have multiple weapons capable of taking down a space marine, not to mention weak points in their armor susceptible to blaster fire.
You're making quality work, always a pleasure to keep watching
Thanks man! I love doing this so I'm glad you liked it!
If he saw the chapter master of the karkaradons i would had an straight heart attack. This was nothing comparing to that astartes face. At least what remaind of it.
Tyberos would never fit trough these tiny doors
@@phreakazoith2237 but he will fit through the wall.
@@teobratuteodor1728 good pont. And while the empire would spent hulluva money on brocken wallls they can save big on energy costs. Firing a Death Star or just dropping the mad shark boss on a rebel planet causes about the same level of destruction
@@phreakazoith2237 just to he is a person camparing to a weapon of mass distruction, howerver not many know to the Death Star was made as one of the weapons Palpatine was making to prepare the Empire for the return of a nomad alien race who ruined the galaxy and they have bio-enginered snakes as weapons and they despise everything what is not a living weapon and yes those snakes spit poison and are durable to the heat of light sabers but they are vulnerable to force powers like lightinings. Howerver the Force in Star Wars is because of some kind of cells to give them powers but only if you have a around at least 10 milions how Anakin had over 20 milions.
This one, I enjoyed, we need more of this. These two universes get along so well XD
Blood for the blood god
Rebels are gonna become record breaking sprinters when they hear that being screamed across the battlefield.
DIE HERETIC FOR THE EMPEROR
Another satisfying video and god it gave me a laugh. Wonder if we will get other CSM trying to join the Galactic Empire later on
I can see a Iron Warrior showing the Empire on how to properly make fortifications and show them a demonstration how to break fortifications on a Rebel base and massacre everyone inside. And I can see Tarkin taking notes from a Night Lord and gave him a high rank and put in charge on bring fear into the hearts of anyone who appose the Empire and Rebels rocking back and forth crying and fearing every shadow and dark corner
Well that the most behaved world eat I've ever seen 🤣🤣
World Eaters: Join the Galactic Empire
Stormstrooper: *Depression increased
The Iron Warriors would’ve been promoted to sector commanders real quick
Sector commanders...
@@Nnneemo oh, didn’t know anything about Star Wars thanks!
I was always under the impression that World Eaters let their axes do the talking.
Calmest world eater
Storm Trooper: sir, why are we a company short for this operation? We only have enough men to take at most the western half of the enemy base.
Officer: we recently acquired a new recruit whose taking the eastern half.
Stormtrooper: on his own?!
Officer: we considered sending him in solo, but the Western half contains vital and delicate information. Honestly, I feel worse for the Eastern half.
If I were the HR Stormtrooper ,
Me : Our enemy is space wizard. They use magic ,a lot of magic. They shoot laser beam and run away than use their sword to engage in melee combat. Do you think you can handle them?
World Eater : DID YOU SAID MAGIC!? LET ME AT THEM!! RAAAAAWWWRRRR
Me : Aight ,you're hired.
"Demonstration? Very well! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" XD
Sequel: Shortly after the interview that same storm trooper met his last therapist which is a Bloodthrister towering over him as the entire area instantly became a slaughter house no thanks to that Khorne berserker who turns out to have brought friends through summonings...
Calmest Khorne worshipper.
Was half expecting at the end for him to say "next" and a fuckin noise marine to come around the corner
This is the type of World Eater I like, only screaming in combat, actually speaking outside it...
I don't believe your claim to be a Black Templar
@@-TheMachineGod- You shouldn't
@@KnightofTheBlackTemplars aren't you guys so fanatical you rebelled against the space marines
Star Wars not ready for Warhammer 40k ultra violence.
If he thinks that is bad, he should meet the nightlords.
This is the most nonviolent World Eater out there
So much love u put in these animation of Warhammer40k entering Star Wars Universe and also avoiding the GW suing Sub bro. Now I wonder what the Rebellion army see and react for an loyalist Astartes to be recuited?
Well it falls under parody so I have a good chance of falling under the radar. At least for a while. Also, the rebellion would crap themselves against just one Space Marine. Loyalist or Chaos.
@@Full_Moon_Studios ah well support you as always to the end bro. Also lol 😂 just one good look at an astartes will make them truly fear the rest of their army but they will try their best to talk to them if they allies with each other. Otherwise Love your content and will always support your content.
I appreciate that man!
World eaters in a nutshell
Awww,I was expecting an alpha legionnaire to come and apply for the job aswell
Alpharius is the interviewing stormtrooper
Next up in the interview is a space marine from the emperor's children!
Nah, man, his "demonstration" are gonna be even more horrible than this dude's
I wish it had ended with:
Trooper: "God. SO who we got next"
Night Lord: *walks in
Wow a intelligent world Eater, he didn’t say Kill, Maim and Burn once lol
"Alright, next candidate!"
*Noise marine walks in*
"Oh sh- "
Darth Vader: Why didn't we keep World Eater?
Storm Trooper: he murders our troops for fun
~Darth Vader Force strangles storm trooper slowly~
Darth Vader: You will bring him TO ME AS HIGHER DO YOU UNDERSTAND!
You're gonna need something more than a therapy after this 😂
"I need therapy..."
Me: *looks over at Khorne's hated rival, Slaanesh, and the dark eldar.* Yeaaah... Yeah you will. Chaos is just sooo much worse than the sith... And don't get me started on nids versus vong. On the bright side (or maybe darkside), you only have to deal with the necrons and rakata when it comes to the respective "wars in heaven". The "old ones" and Qua are kinda out of the picture, and the Rakata are a shadow of what they were due to a bioweapon that cut them off from the force. Buuuut there is ONE thing star wars has as a galactic threat that is sooooo much worse than it's counterpart in 40k. All I can say is thank the god emperor, the dark gods and the force that it's trapped in the unknown regions and hasn't found a way out. Otherwise it'd look like the Tython from Prey and the Gravemind from Halo had an unholy galaxy-devouring baby that not even the nids come close to...
World Eater Chaos Space Marine: [eager] "A demonstration?! Very well....... "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!" [proceeds to literally straight up MURDERS two innocent Stormtroopers right in front of the other Stormtrooper]
The least angriest Khorne Berserker.
The Iron Warrior's interview would be going well until...
Stormtrooper: So it says on your resumè lots of experience with siege warfare, warmachine equipment and cybernetics! Sounds like you're a great fit for us! It also says here about a "daemonculaba" project you were involved in, can you tell me about this?
Iron Warrior: Well its sort of like this...
Jedi: bullies storm troopers.
Storm troopers: release the world eater.
Jedi:💀
The stormtrooper said he didn’t want a demonstration and the world leader gave one. World eater is a troll.
"YES111111. THAT'S WHAT THE EMPIRE NEEDS IN ORDER TO WIN."
Psyker meets a jedi/sith?
Could be cool. We'll see.
Psyker: "soooo, you guys don't have to worry about extra dimensional horrors devouring your soul and using your corpse as either a gateway or a meatpuppet that they twist into mind damaging monstrosities, possibly while keeping you alive and aware to notice it all?"
Jedi/Sith: ".........No?"
Psyker: starts regaling them on all the various manners warpfuckery can mess with a psyker to increasing amounts of horror in the other.
Let's be honest here, Sith can get pretty damned fucked up, but even they have limits, the warp however does not.
At from this point on, Khorne Incarnate is a bit proud at what this Chaos Space Marine Berserker had shown to the more inferior empire of man
Thank you very much!
That's so so cool
Would be cool to see a ork being interviewed
I like how the series' individual videos got progressively better
I'm glad you noticed. I'm trying to improve. I'm just a hobbyist with no professional experience so it's definitely a challenge figuring things out as I go. I really enjoy it though and am glad to see people enjoying my content.
@@Full_Moon_Studios Yes, it was nice seeing your 3d animation go from stop motion-esque to normal animation but without color then this.
It's cool that you've actually watched my other videos. Thanks for sticking around.
@@Full_Moon_Studios No problem.
As a World Eater and son of Angron, I approve of this depiction of Battle Brother Kharsos Skullcracker.
Calmest World Eater i have seen so far
All things considered he's probably the second most pleasant of the mono god flavored chaos marines. Rubric marines are basically automata.
Most tame World Eater ever
This is the best thing I have seen all day😂!
You have no idea how happy comments like this make me. If I can make people laugh for even a second with my dumb animations I'm happy.
@@Full_Moon_Studios subscribed
@@jameskenny3024 The Emperor Protects
World eaters: Our will burn the galaxy
Black armor Blood angels: *HORUS!*
Stormtroopers might be bad guys, but they have nothing on the brutality and horror that the chaos marines love to partake in.
This is also too funny, so to speak. I was laughing my head off for the 2 times I saw it.
Man needs a raise.
Love this, I have been wondering for a while now what a World Eater would be like without the Nails.