Markiplier's Punishment
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- čas přidán 22. 01. 2017
- The Life of Me: A Markiplier Story... My punishment turned out to be a maniacal One Man Show written and produced by Tyler and Ethan. Get ready for a whole lot of cringey public humiliation...
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If Mark ever decides to pursue a career in acting...this should be in his demo reel.
Lauren Kieckhafer he would never need to... he already makes more than many actors lol.
He has expressed an interest in it though.
Just because he makes more money than some doesn't mean he shouldn't do it if he wants to. Acting is one of those things that you can only really do if you're passionate enough about it, meaning you're not just in it for the money.
Yay then he'll have to quit acting and go back to youtube
Omg he was just saying what if, like chill i doubt you know anything about acting considering you're probably a 13 year old
Welcome to The Life of Me: A Markiplier Story. I am humbled and bumbled to be able to bring you the genius vision of two tall, handsome, and big booty'd geniuses by the name of Tyler and Ethan. They have crafted the perfect and accurate narrative of my life so that you, the equally handsome viewer, can see how I came to be the man/boy that I am today. Please get refreshment at the intermission and enjoy this unmatched One Man Show and my first ever live performance.
Hi, I'm normal.
Markiplier oh my god YES!
Markiplier lol finally
Markiplier I LOVE YOU
Markiplier Nice job Mark!!
Ok, but like, Mark knowing the signs of Tyler being excited is the best
I believe just recently he talked about knowing when he's upset and I'm still touched-
ThePanP!atdFan do you know which video that was? I love their relationship
I KMOW RIGHT
@@ashdendekker6038 I love your profile picture
@@theDeathgirl045 Thankies
Can i watch a heist with markiplier?
Mom: We have a heist with markiplier at home
*A heist with Markiplier at home*
I love this so much XD
No, this is A Date With Markiplier at home
wow you guys have the good stuff
Shockblast I Know it's a joke, but the illusion is completely ruined due to the fact that you can watch a heist with Markiplier anytime on your phone due to it being on fecking CZcams.
Omg best comment ever award goes tooooo....
we heard every muttered "fuck", "shit", and "fucking"
Juliana Geppert sooooo true
Juliana Geppert I died at the part where he was like "this is to big for my head"
and every breath coming from his nose
Juliana Geppert lol if only I had a dollar every time he said that 😂😂😂
*My favorite part was the constant heavy breathing*
Syd Brown my favorite part (s) too!
Syd Brown so fucking funny
Syd Brown "fucking"
Syd Brown my favorite part is when Mark said he has a tiny dick
Syd Brown same
My favorite part is “ if your confused don’t worry, I am too”
mood 24/7
I gotta say Tyler and Ethan are pure geniuses. And Mark's so good at singing wtf
He might've been taking singing lessons at this time, not sure
he has the voice of an angel 🥺❤
@@zombiedaze I believe he still does.
You should hear ethan sing
Imagine this if his fans watched it though.
He'd get a standing ovation...
Alexinea I was clapping after anyway .
Alexinea I was also clapping after. He did amazing, and sings amazing! ;)
Alexinea he also wouldn't have it in a small 50 person theater
It was pretty cringeworthy, but that was primarily the intentionally bad writing. They wanted to embarrass him. I felt what made it great was that he really did own it and did his best to make it good and that made it hilarious to watch.
you would just be sitting in a auditorium of kids screaming "MARKIPLIER I HAVE A QUESTION! HEY HEY HEY MARKIPLIER I HAVE A QUESTION!!! MARKIPLIER MARKIPLIER CAN YOU SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL AND SPONSORE ME!!!!??? MARKIPLIER!"
The best parts are just when Mark is silently swearing under his breath 😂
Freya Bowen just listening the low "fuck" while he breaths xD
Agus he said 'fucking', not fuck
Freya Bowen ikr
Freya Bowen yep XD
Also when he forgot to take off the wig
Okay, but honestly, he put that lipstick on without a mirror in like four seconds and it doesn't look too bad at all
Pure skill
Rachel he probably practiced for like 20 minutes🤣🤣
Rachel lol if you need a mirror, kinda sad, it shouldn't be hard
I can't even put lipstick on well with a mirror
"I think by the technical definition I've been kidnapped"
Me too.
Lmao same xD
Send help
WAIT.
Yoon-bum be like:
Lol
Help please
Can relate
Call 911
Mark: They shall decide my punishment.
*19 days later*
Tyler: HERE YA GO
"I've got a rumble in my pants"
what kind of rumble (insert lenny face)
Slimey Vlogs gotcha bro (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I invite you back to a masterpiece of a video
The best parts are when he's quietly swearing under his breath
Jeremy Lusk ikr
or what he was singing about Tyler and stopped and sighed under his breath and started again lmao
Jeremy Lusk Yeah XD
Jeremy Lusk XD
and the heavy breathing
5:33
When you try to get to 300 words in an essay
Holy shit this is accurate
IDSKALAPAM
Mark: Okay so what's gonna be the punishment???
Ethan and Tyler: Yes
What all little seven year olds need to learn from this: don't get in a car with the bad man and his blue haired partner in crime.
Sammi Rose 😄
Sammi Rose i mean, if we're being honest here, my mental age is 7 and i'd definitely get in a car with them
XD
I just realized Mark does his lipstick better than I do mine.
Same
Girl, same!
Without a mirror even!
Same. Did he do on lipstick earlier? Cause It's like almost perfectly done, and I can't do that lol
And he wasn’t even paying attention lul 😂
My favorite part:
"We can't eat or drink in there"
"Show starts in 30 seconds"
*Girl slams face into bowl of popcorn*
11:39
That girl was Brizzy
Yeah @brizzyvoices
I mean great technique
The funniest part was that he was *actually trying*
The "I'M TYLER" song should be put on Spotify.
MormonDude Starfaith YASASSSSSi would listen to it everyday xD
MormonDude Starfaith indeed
NO!!! It should be on Spoofy!
+ThatOneRealFangirl love you're profile picture
Thurmaticus EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BYE!
Summary of this video:
> CRINGE
> * whisper * "Fuking-"
> * heavy breathing *
Insidious VIM it’s not cringe is fekin beautiful
Thank you for the summary
> MORE CRINGE
That was fuckin awesome
Singing to
him swearing under his breath is so funny 😂
Fucking..
*dammit*
I mean hey, he kept his word. He said he’d be punished, and would take that punishment, and he did.
"Would you like it signed?" "Sure." "It's already signed, I made it."
What an incredible performance. Can't believe I saw this in person. You are truly an artiste. (And thanks for the Markiplier Sucks tshirt)
TJ Smith The fact that you got to see this *in person* is making me jealous and sad 😂
that would have been hilarious to see in person xD
Brizzy Voices HI BRIZZY when I saw you as the "guest of honor" I freaked out!! Love you brizzy and I'll always be a brizkid.
Brizzy Voices I am just cringing for the rest of my life 🌚😅
TJ Smith how did you get so lucky?!
14:30 Markita (I’m calling her that now 😂😂): I thought you were with Jack? You know, Jacksepticplier
Me: *wheezes* BRUH ETHAN AND TYLER GOT EVERYTHING 😂
THEY REALLY *D I D*
Jesus christ stop the emojis
I am special, I am special.
Yes I am, yeas I am!
I am very special
It’s called SEPTIPLIER. at least spell it right. I can’t even look at that ship. I HATE IT
I call this drinking game the 20 Minute Markiplier Meltdown.
Sip any time Mark:
- breathes super audibly into the mic onstage
- messes up
- changes character
Chug any time Mark:
- swears
- sings
- goes off script
2 seconds in and you’re dead already
If someone did this they’d end up going to the hospital
i’m doing this with water and i haven’t put the bottle down
Sadly, Mark can’t do this
Water time
Let me just say this: MARK HAS A BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE
Ki Zed i think the same thing
I don't know which was funnier his heavy breathing and awkwardness or his constant faint mumbling of "Fuck. Fucking."
QueenMims I think the murmured swearing
I like your pfp
QueenMims swearing under his breathe
The breathing was pretty funny
Lol
“Younger than I am today, but older than the age I was 8 years ago.”
Took me a second to get it
is it had that i still don’t know it
TELL THE THE JOKE
@@primatelover99 he took a test and got a mental age of 7
@@Nat0521 OH
Mark: I was only born on the day I was born.
Me: *Unus Annus flashbacks*
Google feud flashbacks **when you die you die**😂
Guess what. I was born many days before the day I was born
*Leap year children quiver in fear*
didn't age well
@@chadgray3976 Apparently neither did Unus Annus...
Mark did his lipstick so professionally.)
Hellrizer USA he has some hobbies outside of gaming.
lol
No he didn't.
ikr its amazing
Större CZcams Notifications lol nice pic. I'm guessing you watched Felix's video too.
Suddenly my class presentations don't seem as cringey
Edit: also I'd pay millions to see this
Same
I read that as Class Penetration
Anthony Ekes c-class _penetration?_
@@syrenizalta yeperoos
Same
Mark: my best friend is Sam, and my name is Frobo
Me: *Starts wheezing*
19:23
I have a feeling they purposefully didn’t include a formal goodbye because of his trademark; “bubye!”
And thinking of that makes it all the more devious.
I feel like I'm watching a punishment for Impractical Jokers
Firestorm same
Same😂👌
Firestorm I love that show!!!!!
Lol same love that show
Firestorm THATS ME FAVE SHOW
I feel strangely uncomfortable.
Also, Mark has lovely tone when he sings. I fully support a Markiplier musical.
+Kate Moth watch Fnaf: the musical ft. Markiplier. HE SINGS LIKE A GOD!
Darkrai X312 Just watched it and OMG.
Kate Moth ha good for you
Kate Moth ikr
Y'all are commenting about the heavy breathing, but that's what happens when you try to contain your rage (especially when you do it as well as Mark seems to be doing here)
That also happens when you’re running back and forth with lipstick on and occasionally whipping a wig on your head.
@@yellododo True
I love how the wig kept falling when he was "cooking." Lmao 😁😂
*Silently* fuck....
Painful to watch, but I had a smile on my face the whole time
Hope Brunn same
Me to
Hope Brunn SAAAME
Hope Brunn same i felt bad for him
he did it to himself
all the whispered "fuck" or "fucking" lines are so funny!
ikr!
This feels like an impractical Jokers punishment. 😂😁
On glod
If it was, it would be a packed theater.
Dominic Hoover is true
God if they did a punishment like this I would love it
@@popeoneguy7992 frfr
Imagine this Tyler and Ethan said to dye your hair back
The second-hand embarrassment is real but holy fuck I love it.
Ozzkat I loved it too! I wish I could have been there in person!
When someone says torture them using mental or physical torture, and you decide to pick both
ikr but in the end it turned out hilarious
Mythical Kat YASSSSSSSSS😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆
@@artsybook Nice Virgil pfp
It looks like he was walking into hell in his thumbnail.
I mean, kind of was
This stage makes me happy, because it makes me thing of A Date With Markiplier
@Starfeather Linx it is
13:03 "A Date With Markiplier" foreshadowing
I love how the mic picks us all of mark's breathing and they never turn it off
Tiffany Liang What bloopers? This is awesome the way it is.
But I agree with you.
Tiffany Liang I agree at the end it was so awkward and funny.
That's to make it more awkward then necessary xD
omg yeah i thought that was so funny
You can tell mark regrets his life choices in this
is this the "a date with markiplier" set? for the movie part
Ye
yes
ethan and tyler,
1.) what did you smoke?
2.) give me some.
Will is over 9000 a mixed version of marijuana and crack, with dissolved LSD in that crack.
With a mix of achohol to wash it all down
420 likes.
*bLaZiT!!!*
they smoked everything
A pound of everything, and then throw in some rat poison
"A faqing HUGE head" lmao
Hey I has faqing huge head too. You can laugh I dont care
Andy Frost when he put the green black wig on he was like under his breath, “my heads too big for this”
9:30
Mark: *talks about septiplier
Me: NOOOOOOO
also mark can really sing😀😀😀😀
I don’t handle cringe well.
Omg
Save him.
**applauds Tyler and Ethan for cruel and unusual punishment**
*sidenote: Yesterday it was that big lug Tyler's birthday. You might wanna wish him Happy Bday (on twitter if you have) :D
Unconstitutional humor
Though its just me, a sad tiny dicked human, with no friends besides me.
-Mark-ip-li-er 2017
I thoughts it was mar kips ploy er
«Markip-lier»
Fr them amking him say that was really degrading, even to me. Shit i feel bad of him
The intense breathing.
Im not sure whats happening.
This was uhm.
Great..
Thanks guys.
When Mark was on that “date” I thought “this literally is my lonely potato self everyday tbh”
Am I the only one impressed with Mark's improv singing
He could go to America's got talent with that singing
I would see a live musical starring him any day :D
Patty Krabbies no
He belongs on whoseline
Patty Krabbies Lol. His breathing throughout the entire thing.
I didn't think it was cringy at all. Doing that one man show was hilarious and seemed extremely exhausting! Mark indeed owned that shit.
he sure did
SlickSmoothez yes he did
Ohhhh yes.
yup
Omg did Amy and Kathryn show up later or were they there the whole time???? Save him pls.
They were there the whole time
I would definitely pay to see this 10/10 best show
You make a 7 year old do all that work?!
I'm calling child labor!
These monsters are making a 7 year old WORK!!!!😤
...
You did amazingly well on your performance, Mark.
I give credit only to your efforts.
And you look lovely in red.
"I'm calling cHiLd LabOr"
Weren't you in class when you was 7? That's work too... and I hated it
@@dd-tz8cm Well for one, it's not child labor, it's for your education so you could get smarter and live in the world as a normal being.
@@xilogex7403 um school teaching is worthless
@@mpek_3242 So you're saying that school's worthless? Whatever, that's your opinion. If it matters that is
the swearing and heavy breaths in between lines make this so much better 😂
Yrsa Rademaker I was dying oml 😂
Yes omg
Yrsa Rademaker yes and him saying fuck and shit inbetween lines
Yrsa Rademaker I agree sooo much lmao 😂
7:38 (Has microphone) *(brings other microphone closer)*
Literally just realized the blonde chic is supposed to represent Amy and I feel stupid
In what way?
NORMAL COAT
Amy is Mark’s girlfriend, and when this was filmed, she was blonde
@@bubblegum2741 The woman in the play was not Mark's girlfriend, leaving the only similarities to being female and blonde. There are many people like that.
don't worry no matter how silly U feel, it can never compare to how ridiculous Mark must have felt while doing this
This was the worst performance i have ever seen beacause...........
He forgot to close the locker
Mobile CZcams is glitchy so i can't actually see the end of that comment.
@@megaturtle9547 lol
@@xilogex7403 Okay i'm using my laptop so now i can actually see it thanks.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that's horrible it was horrible
**because
Wow he got a standing ovation from Kim and Kanye!
better than winning a grammy
LooneyBoyGamer #LOL
Do u think when Mark started his channel his life would come to this? XD
Edit: I had a stroke trying to re-read this what the heck am I saying
Yes
do y'all think when Ethan did that backflip he thought it would lead up to him torturing mark? XD
The longest shitpost in history
Do you want to get fit?
Everytime he says "Fucking" do 20 push-up
Everytime he walks off stage do 30 sit ups
Everytime he wears the wig do 15 lunges
Everytime he says Markiplier wrong do 25 russian twists
Your welcome.
Sky 718 for some reason my whole body hurts
Sky 718 Genius
Sky 718 Every time you hear him breath in the mic, do 5 push ups
+ *Sky 718* My "welcome" what?
Sky 718 Welp........I'm going to be sore tomorrow
“....okay.”
-Mark, every time he lifts something
Bravo, bravo. Magnificent. Best performance right on spot ever.
You got Tyler and Ethan mixed up in the description XD
He is very devious ain't he 😂
My school's play could never amount to this greatness
Hamilton watch out.
Maya Zulf Lin Manuel Miranda doesn't hold a candle by the writing of Ethan and Tyler and Mark's acting
Mark won't throw away his shot.
Maya Zulf ikr ma boi Lin and Daveed better watch their asses, Markiplier is a rising one man show star!
Lin and mark should collaborate I think it would be awsome
Lin Manuel Miranda who? My favorite musical writers are Ethan and Tyler. Tylers song> WLWSWTYS fight me
All I hear the entire time is just *heavy breathing*
Also, considering some of the stuff this man has done voluntarily, this doesn't seem that bad. It's just cringy.
Lol EXACTLY
He could not be more depressed XD
“I thought you were Jackiplier-“
Me: *laughes hystericaly*
I hope Kim and Kanye enjoyed the show
They must of
Sixie Mcsixface because they didn’t move in the intermission
They Did
•Sper anza• I'd like this comment but it's at a perfect 450, and that number just has too much value in Stranger Things
I had to like cause it was on a 9 at the last digit and i *needed* to make it a full number.
For being "mentally seven" you handled that very maturely, Mark~
Those musical numbers though, brings a tear to my eye!
I could here darkiplier in the back of marks mind laughing like a mad man with wilford standing in shock 😆😂
Taleeya Clowers actually what if dark had to do this you know like his own version with every single youtuber watching.
Taleeya Clowers IMMA MAKE A DRAWING OF MARK DOING LOOKING LIKE THIS AND DARK LAUGHING AND WILFORD IN SHOCK...lol gtg..
Taleeya Clowers YASSS
Someone make an animation!!!!!!!
Taleeya Clowers lol me to
"Tiny Dick."
-Markiplier 2017
Raven Spencer haha XD
Raven Spencer On second thought I thought you were PEWDIEPIE XD LOL!
I was wearing head phones and marks heavy breathing made my head twitch...and I'm kinda confused about that😂
Poor Mark... I was laughing so hard. My parents were concerned with my mental health... 😂
In the end, he was broken.
That sad, sad clean up
I saw the description and died because Tyler is Ethan and Ethan is Tyler
I was looking for a comment of this 😂
Together they are... TYTHAN!
The highlight of my day is seeing markipliar wear lipstick
I’ve been a big fan of Mark’s for about a year now and I’ve known this exists for almost that long but have skipped it and never watched it cuz of second hand embarrassment. I’m over it and am officially fixing to watch it. 💆🏻♀️
Whoo! It's great, right? :D
Good for you
The Puppet
*winds the music box*
It is a grand performance.Even Kanye West and Kim Kardashian came XD
In the beginning of the video, I thought mark was actually driving with the bag on his head
I did to lol I was amazed he was driving so well and then realized he was gonna crash and die and then realized he wasn't driving
Crialyn same 😅
LMAO
I thought that was his punishment 😂
5:31 when you need 600 words for your English paper but you've only got 6
Would’ve been great if markiplier said to all the other characters, “aha you’ve been foiled, I was you the whole time”.
For some reason when Mark was walking away at the end, when he passed Tyler I for some reason wanted to see him slap Tyler across the face 😂😐
JDog’s Hobbies and challenges
Me, I was waiting for him to whisper "I hate you right now=_="
i just wanted Tyler to awkwardly hug Mark XD
This show was drastically different when I saw it in Berlin a year later.
I'm I missing a reference here or I'm I just stupid
The tour. He's talking about the tour
Yeah, dude, he got more people on stage in Houston!
18:31 at this point, if i was mark, i would have been crying and sweating profusely on the floor.