We're NOT Eating Peanuts

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 10. 08. 2019
  • Mark and I eat some not peanut butter
    milk ► / markiplier
    coming soon... ►www.crankgameplays.com
    Music I Use ➤ share.epidemicsound.com/crank
    Follow me on twitter ➤ / ethannestor
    Follow me on Twitch ➤ / crankgameplays
    Follow me on Instagram ➤ / crankgameplays
    Outro Art Designed by: / @makorie
    Outro Song Created by: / the-cranky-crew-a-trib...
    ~-~~-~~~-~~-~
    Check out: "Ten Years of CrankGameplays"
    • 10 Years of CrankGamep...
    ~-~~-~~~-~~-~
  • Zábava

Komentáře • 10K

  • @ethan
    @ethan  Před 4 lety +42671

    1: im very sorry that my camera decided to focus on the containers and not our faces
    2: can we hit 1 billion likes.
    thank you

    • @midnightqueen6531
      @midnightqueen6531 Před 4 lety +1898

      Absolutely, let's get this peanut free butter gamers

    • @darkerbit
      @darkerbit Před 4 lety +1429

      "CAN WE HIT 1 BILLION LIKES?" *smashes Ethan's entire allergic lifeforce*

    • @grace2550
      @grace2550 Před 4 lety +251

      well lads u heard the man

    • @cosmicitee8610
      @cosmicitee8610 Před 4 lety +250

      Sup Heapass

    • @ChasityCline
      @ChasityCline Před 4 lety +74

      Me over here very worried.....but you'll not die!! *hides behind a chair* Is everything ok?

  • @lispyboy7597
    @lispyboy7597 Před 4 lety +2630

    "And I took away your EpiPens? Yea, I've thought about it-"
    Uh, Mark-

  • @madi_raymond29
    @madi_raymond29 Před 4 lety +1621

    To sum up this video:
    Ethan May die
    Mark’s here too
    2 grown men eating peanutless peanut butter
    Mark’s plotting for Murder
    Walnut Butter is not good
    Granola Butter is worse

    • @acewildcard1243
      @acewildcard1243 Před 4 lety +7

      Why do I see you in every video? Creepy....

    • @madi_raymond29
      @madi_raymond29 Před 4 lety +5

      Ace Wild Card I don’t know, I thought the same thing. I guess I’m really lucky with top comments this week?

    • @chocolatechipkiki3624
      @chocolatechipkiki3624 Před 4 lety +2

      Why does this not have more likes lmao this is literally the whole video 😂

    • @drawnbyneon
      @drawnbyneon Před 4 lety

      ugh tag ur spoilers, i hadnt seen the granola butter yet 😂

    • @lillithherondale1972
      @lillithherondale1972 Před 4 lety

      I'm allergic to walnuts actually

  • @dionemartins0212
    @dionemartins0212 Před 3 lety +1593

    "If I die, I can sue a company!"
    Well, no, *YOU* can't
    Also saying "I'm Mark, peanut butter expert!" with Ethan by his side is almost like saying "I'm Mark, master assassin!"

    • @artemisthefoul7597
      @artemisthefoul7597 Před 2 lety +16

      your pfp made me cry. FUCK

    • @randomuser9201
      @randomuser9201 Před 2 lety +11

      That’s what I was thinking 😂 how would he know which one he reacted to?

  • @amatanata
    @amatanata Před 2 lety +997

    I wanna assume when Ethan Called, marks just like “hey Amy, heading out to Ethan. We’re gonna eat peanut butter together!”
    Amy - “isn’t he allergic to it?!”
    Mark - “yeah!….. it’ll be great!”

    • @kitzke6502
      @kitzke6502 Před rokem +40

      The fact that that probably actually happened is really funny 🤣🤣

    • @hunter-hero-girl1987
      @hunter-hero-girl1987 Před měsícem +1

      I can see it so clearly 😂 🤣

  • @emillievenus
    @emillievenus Před 3 lety +4925

    "if your channel DIED"
    "the chance... is high"
    [sweats nervously in unus annus]

  • @1esor2
    @1esor2 Před 4 lety +3296

    Ethan: I spent $84 on all this not peanut butter
    Mark: That's insane!
    Also Mark: spends $190 on a tactical shovel to eat ice cream with

    • @ChasityCline
      @ChasityCline Před 4 lety +20

      Hey that was a hilarious video

    • @1esor2
      @1esor2 Před 4 lety +15

      Chasity777 Cline666 you right

    • @ChasityCline
      @ChasityCline Před 4 lety +8

      @@1esor2 it also took a dramatic turn at some points

    • @jhvpeful9854
      @jhvpeful9854 Před 4 lety +5

      Chasity777 Cline666 i mean it’s mark...so it makes sense

    • @ChasityCline
      @ChasityCline Před 4 lety

      @@jhvpeful9854 True tho

  • @ezzalongford9097
    @ezzalongford9097 Před 3 lety +500

    Heres a little story:
    I am fatally allergic to peanuts like Ethan, and I've been hospitalised from it twice because of my grandmother. She thinks that giving me peanuts in my food will build up a tolerance against it, so she has secretly put peanuts in a sandwich or something.
    I am no longer allowed to visit my grandparents without my parents with mw

    • @naan000
      @naan000 Před rokem +153

      i hate people like that. People who think people with allergies are just being picky and "oh just try one, don't be so fussy!" should be on a list, i feel like that's attempted murder

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 Před rokem +32

      That's terrible

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před rokem

      If it happens again you can press charges and you should. Maybe having a police officer handcuff her will scare her out of trying to kill you

    • @csyyyr
      @csyyyr Před rokem

      SUE HER OMFG

    • @Jack-er1sc
      @Jack-er1sc Před rokem +40

      is that not illegal? like... manslaughter, at least?

  • @harpywarpyowo
    @harpywarpyowo Před 3 lety +874

    U/A's remains:
    -This
    -Markiplier Makes
    -I bought the world's brightest flashlight (by Markiplier)
    -Del Monte is dead to me (by Markiplier)
    -I have a confession to make... (by Markiplier)

  • @whiteshadow8152
    @whiteshadow8152 Před 4 lety +2881

    Title:WILL I DIE
    *Sees Mark in thumbnail*
    Me:Yes you will, Heepass... Yes. You. Will.

  • @furiouscash3313
    @furiouscash3313 Před 3 lety +3815

    Nobody:
    Mark: “Say your channel died...”
    2020: Unus Annus

  • @Egg_Sandwich1
    @Egg_Sandwich1 Před 3 lety +254

    Crankdad: “Ethan is allergic to peanuts why would I have peanut butter in my house”
    Crankpa: “Yeah but I want peanut butter”

  • @captainrogers3849
    @captainrogers3849 Před rokem +114

    A lot of people cite Markiplier Makes as the basis for Unus Annus, but I feel like this video really showcases the dynamic between Ethan and Mark that carried over into UA. Mark being a verbally abusive know it all and Ethan being a little adhd gremlin who cannot speak. I love this video so much.

  • @SmallKatas
    @SmallKatas Před 3 lety +3406

    This video: *is over a year old*
    Unus Annus fans after November 14: Yes, perfect content.

    • @haleylampley1056
      @haleylampley1056 Před 3 lety +14

      yes.

    • @xoch3rry
      @xoch3rry Před 3 lety +21

      Momento mori 😔

    • @keepyoursins
      @keepyoursins Před 3 lety +10

      @@xoch3rry *memento

    • @daisy_blues
      @daisy_blues Před 3 lety +13

      I DIDNT EXPECT TO BE *C A L L E D OUT* LIKE THIS TODAY

    • @xoch3rry
      @xoch3rry Před 3 lety +1

      @@keepyoursins oh whoops didn't realize I spelt it wrong sorry

  • @donteatthesucculents8097
    @donteatthesucculents8097 Před 4 lety +2289

    Mark: says hes an expert on peanut butter
    Me: has a flashback to when he rubbed peanut butter on his facing yelling "Im KiNg Of ThE SQuIrReLs"

    • @Cinderspark9
      @Cinderspark9 Před 4 lety +50

      except that I think that was almond butter because he said peanut butter didn't have the consistency he wanted.

    • @trinity1536
      @trinity1536 Před 4 lety +27

      What was that episode....for...science reasons..yeah, science reasons

    • @ladyvermillion4661
      @ladyvermillion4661 Před 4 lety +9

      Me:The kitties coming home with peanut butter on they
      Jack:?
      Mark?
      Ethan!

    • @ladyvermillion4661
      @ladyvermillion4661 Před 4 lety +4

      God damn it

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 Před 4 lety +3

      ACTUALLY THAT’S AN EGO- (😂)

  • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
    @alexplaysminc.-.5922 Před 3 lety +109

    6:43
    Mark: "look, who's the peanut butter expert here?"
    Mark's hair: *yeet*

  • @haleyjourneay8846
    @haleyjourneay8846 Před rokem +91

    I feel like the sunbutter gives you the most authentic peanut butter experience in terms of packaging

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 Před 3 lety +6134

    This is literally just an Unus Annus vid without the existential crisis

    • @sophieceleste4771
      @sophieceleste4771 Před 3 lety +160

      Are you sure about that? 8:34

    • @sarahadesert2103
      @sarahadesert2103 Před 3 lety +134

      Corporate needs you to find the difference between this and an unus annus video

    • @sarahadesert2103
      @sarahadesert2103 Před 3 lety +76

      Also. 12:32

    • @remisan7214
      @remisan7214 Před 3 lety +54

      lack of existential crisis? ethan is a foot away from a line of butters that can kill him and can have reactions from Just 1/500th of a peanut,

    • @magpiem0th
      @magpiem0th Před 3 lety +25

      0:34 he already mentions death

  • @ipek227
    @ipek227 Před 3 lety +4416

    This is a proto-Unus Annus episode.

    • @vodkasvoice
      @vodkasvoice Před 3 lety +241

      Except that Ethan is acting like a functional human instead of an infant in man form. Then again, he also isn't being exposed to concepts like the pee sauna and two older men trying to pour hot wax all over his body.

    • @24sofia
      @24sofia Před 3 lety +98

      It's the pilot episode

    • @AllPurposeNerd
      @AllPurposeNerd Před 3 lety +12

      @@vodkasvoice Or butt disease.

    • @thecwd8919
      @thecwd8919 Před 3 lety +5

      @@24sofia
      y e s
      thank you for this

    • @urlocalmemedealer5659
      @urlocalmemedealer5659 Před 3 lety +5

      A pilot

  • @ollow_is_sad5373
    @ollow_is_sad5373 Před 3 lety +110

    Ethan's brain: "if I die, I can sue the company-"

  • @LocalAceAJ
    @LocalAceAJ Před 3 lety +43

    When Ethan started talking about how literally anyone (or himself) could easily kill him bc of his allergy, I started thinking about a book that I own that’s basically a murder mystery. Some kid died bc there was some peanut oil on a paper cup that he drank water from in a classroom and the five kids in there were suspects.
    I’ll put a spoiler warning here for the book’s ending, just in case. Btw, it’s called One of Us Is Lying. Pretty good too.
    In the end, it’s discovered that the kid basically killed himself through his peanut allergy and purposefully tried to set up each kid for his murder so each of their secrets (I.e. selling drugs while on probation, cheating on a test, etc) would be caught while investigating them since he didn’t like them for one reason or another.

  • @rubie4617
    @rubie4617 Před 4 lety +4531

    "if I die, then I can sue a company. :D" - Ethan 2019

    • @marswithtrees
      @marswithtrees Před 4 lety +116

      I'm glad he's determined to sue a company in the afterlife 😂

    • @rubie4617
      @rubie4617 Před 4 lety +49

      @@marswithtrees glad he has his goals set out for himself

    • @electra2731
      @electra2731 Před 4 lety +5

      Rubie makes sense :D

    • @weirdo_2814
      @weirdo_2814 Před 3 lety +8

      The “ :D “ got me

    • @chriscoughs5774
      @chriscoughs5774 Před 3 lety +4

      *Famous last words.*

  • @fool9711
    @fool9711 Před 3 lety +2720

    It’s almost like a little piece of unus annus is still with us..

  • @jnmusic9969
    @jnmusic9969 Před 2 lety +41

    What have we learned from this today?
    That Ethan can eat 1\501 of a peanut

  • @tuntalia
    @tuntalia Před 3 lety +25

    10:40
    Who else expected Mark to say “f*ck, you close, YOU CLOSE??”

  • @nicolebrazina8982
    @nicolebrazina8982 Před 4 lety +4670

    Just the idea of Ethan randomly texting Mark and saying hey wanna come over and eat some nut butters is hilarious

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix Před 4 lety +116

      Imagining Mark's reaction to that text is pretty fun too!

    • @peridotasadeadbritishmonar7924
      @peridotasadeadbritishmonar7924 Před 4 lety +150

      @@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix I honestly feel like he didn't even bat an eye lmfao.

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls Před 4 lety +71

      Ethan: "Hey, pretty boy. Wanna try lick some 🥜? They're not really peanuts. 😘"
      Mark: "🤔🤔🤔"

    • @faithfuluniverse6722
      @faithfuluniverse6722 Před 4 lety +11

      It would be funnier if he had Justin's Nut Butter... It's an actual thing, thank me later.

    • @breverse4801
      @breverse4801 Před 4 lety +3

      2,000th liker. You're welcome.

  • @rachelelizabeth4921
    @rachelelizabeth4921 Před 3 lety +5614

    The fact that Mark says he has almond butter at his house for when Ethan comes over is so wholesome!

    • @mementomori8922
      @mementomori8922 Před 3 lety +152

      Imagine if He accidentaly switched the jars tho 😳

    • @masondefrisco4191
      @masondefrisco4191 Před 3 lety +85

      I didn't even thinking about that aww

    • @literallyanangrymoose7717
      @literallyanangrymoose7717 Před 3 lety +131

      Take care of the homies, y'know?

    • @Ladybugg4099
      @Ladybugg4099 Před 3 lety +88

      Add a little peanut butter inside that and you got yourself some poison

    • @RisingPHNX27
      @RisingPHNX27 Před 3 lety +16

      I WAS THE 1 THOUSANDTH LIKE THAT WAS SO COOL Also yes very wholesome :D

  • @lunarweirdo4954
    @lunarweirdo4954 Před 3 lety +32

    8:46
    Ethan just talking bout peanuts.
    Meanwhile Mark: *BIG EMPTY*

  • @chaniagiassalsabila486
    @chaniagiassalsabila486 Před 3 lety +35

    i love how considerate mark is to actually buy the no-peanut peanut butter in case ethan come to his place but then mark also thought of taking away his epipen when ethan needs it

  • @Collo2101
    @Collo2101 Před 4 lety +2474

    Mark: “Yeah I’ve thought about it”
    Ethan: *run*

    • @glowinthedarkzombie
      @glowinthedarkzombie Před 4 lety +4

      Wtf is that little dude on your think

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 Před 4 lety +21

      @@glowinthedarkzombie They're a sponsor of Ethan's channel and we get little icons at the side of our name depending on how long we've done it.

    • @glowinthedarkzombie
      @glowinthedarkzombie Před 4 lety +6

      @@eaglefan2569 OHHJJHHH OKAY

    • @tearfilledrum
      @tearfilledrum Před 4 lety +4

      Collo2101 SAIL!

    • @mads8301
      @mads8301 Před 4 lety +4

      Im feeling a little unsafe

  • @daphneramirez2415
    @daphneramirez2415 Před 3 lety +738

    Mark: " I will be starting a second channel -"
    Me: *whispers "...unus annus..."

  • @jacksonquery4057
    @jacksonquery4057 Před 2 lety +20

    This video splits my attention between 2 things:
    - Missing Unus Annus
    - Wanting Mark's shirt
    (super secret bonus part is am also appreciating Eef cause he's glorious, but that should be obvious)

  • @octosimp1717
    @octosimp1717 Před 2 lety +25

    I’m really glad they both made this video because recently my friend was diagnosed with an autoimmune disease and doctors said she couldn’t have any of the top allergens including soy and peanuts, she really didn’t like sun butter so because of this video I could help her find a good peanut butter substitute

  • @Alia-bc3rc
    @Alia-bc3rc Před 3 lety +1952

    Mark: "I'm the peanut butter expert."
    couple months later: Mark almost died after swallowing peanut butter while Ethan was chilling with some drinks.

    • @Kuroo21
      @Kuroo21 Před 3 lety +5

      🤣🤣

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH Před 3 lety +8

      **mega oofers**

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs Před 3 lety +8

      Memento Mori 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat Před 3 lety +15

      Hey you're not an expert in something until you've almost died from overdoing it. I mean that is a scientific fact.

    • @dadams106
      @dadams106 Před 3 lety +6

      @@-desertpackrat I'm an expert onion chopper!

  • @ArcaneEclipse
    @ArcaneEclipse Před 4 lety +1595

    “Maybe if I die I can sue a company for false claims” me *sweats* I don’t think you can sue when you’re dead

    • @brettturner5101
      @brettturner5101 Před 4 lety +18

      Arcane Eclipse he can do a Sueance like in South Park

    • @kiaraegoober
      @kiaraegoober Před 4 lety +2

      Brett Turner a what

    • @brettturner5101
      @brettturner5101 Před 4 lety

      Kiara C. It’s how you sue the dead or when you’re dead it’s suing someone with a seance

    • @brettturner5101
      @brettturner5101 Před 4 lety

      Kiara C. You can probably find a clip of it on CZcams haha

    • @brettturner5101
      @brettturner5101 Před 4 lety

      Purple • Seal it’s a joke from South Park... thanks for the needless explanation though!

  • @remynisce
    @remynisce Před rokem +9

    I want a friend that I could text "You wanna try water-free water with me?" And they could just be like "I'm on my way."

  • @enderg4mer495
    @enderg4mer495 Před 3 lety +9

    I appreciate the fact that Ethan doesn’t use Mark as clickbait. It just gives me so much more respect for him than if he put “w/ Markiplier” in the title.

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 Před 3 lety

      more like they used this title and thumbnail for an unus annus vid (this is from 2019)
      I totally agree abt. the respect thing

  • @SuperPlushBasket
    @SuperPlushBasket Před 4 lety +4853

    This is the prequel to Unus Annus.

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs Před 4 lety +3349

    That ending sounded like they had Unus Annus planned for a while

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 Před 4 lety +190

      bro probably, I was just thinking that they might’ve thought of it during this episode

    • @lateraljokesters3844
      @lateraljokesters3844 Před 4 lety +128

      The part about how to kill Ethan was in a Unus Annus video.

    • @bradydavidson89
      @bradydavidson89 Před 4 lety +81

      Mark said he's had the idea for Unnus Annus when he first started working on heist, but he didn't have the time to make it back then

    • @LarissaDawn
      @LarissaDawn Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah, for a year ;)

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac Před 4 lety +7

      Not surprised in the least, it seems lackadaisical to the viewer like 2 buds hanging out doing bucket list stuff, but that kindve thing takes way more planning and coordinating than the average person realizes.

  • @cbzskeleton
    @cbzskeleton Před 3 lety +11

    Unus annus may not be around anymore
    *But no one's ever really gone*

  • @mariominecraft9833
    @mariominecraft9833 Před rokem +24

    Just had this video randomly recommended to me on my home page today and I'm so glad, I love videos like these and I hope to see more like it in the future

  • @cloneboy42
    @cloneboy42 Před 3 lety +4991

    "Hey Mom, can we get Unus Annus?"
    Mom: "We have Unus Annus at home."
    Unus Annus at home:

    • @rosiepauline2621
      @rosiepauline2621 Před 3 lety +122

      this video is spectacular just a different vibe

    • @Mariah-tq4ut
      @Mariah-tq4ut Před 3 lety +43

      Memento mori

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 Před 3 lety +19

      oh my god I am the 999th like and this comment deserves more I-
      Also
      my friends
      memento mori.

    • @jacqueline1281
      @jacqueline1281 Před 3 lety +10

      Can I just say that I almost fell off my bed reading this and I don’t know know whyyy BAHAHAHAHA

    • @bellathibault6852
      @bellathibault6852 Před 3 lety +6

      When mark was talking about what if Ethan’s channel just died...

  • @wonergie
    @wonergie Před 3 lety +2523

    this is like the pilot episode of Unus Annus

    • @fruit8109
      @fruit8109 Před 3 lety +87

      I've seen so many of your comments on so many videos and I'm beginning to consider you a friend

    • @chahrlay
      @chahrlay Před 3 lety +97

      im pretty sure at some point ethan said that this video was a big inspiration(?) for unus annus, like they realised after this video that they want to keep making a bunch of videos together and then they kept having ideas after that or something lol

    • @epaily
      @epaily Před 3 lety +3

      JRTIRRDJFKKDW YEAH

    • @zuzanabartekova4823
      @zuzanabartekova4823 Před 3 lety +18

      @@chahrlay I think they were already working on it - Mark released a video with something sour and was talking about several secret projects and that the biggest one will be released even later than the others (I'm not sure if you can plan something as big as a channel where you'll be putting a video every day for a year with another person in like 2 weeks). Also Mark said in the Unus Annus New Year video that it's 1st of July, but that might have been just a joke

    • @leee777
      @leee777 Před 3 lety +9

      @@zuzanabartekova4823 they said it took less than two weeks from idea to first video so I guess you're correct xD

  • @deanjuliano7849
    @deanjuliano7849 Před 3 lety +26

    Me: Watches first two minutes...
    .... Notices Ethan talking lucidly, calmly, without stutters and confidently.
    Also Me: Wonders how many hours of bloopers there are, for one 19 minute video 0.*

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 Před 3 měsíci

      Mark and Ethan practically switched in this vid

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 Před rokem +5

    I love that Mark came here to taste test with Ethan. It feels a lot like "Yeah sure I'll come since your mom can't" but also a tiny bit of "I'm gonna make sure you don't effing DIE because one of these actually _does_ have peanut in it.." because Mark's a good (figurative) big brother like that.

  • @PearangeProductions
    @PearangeProductions Před 3 lety +3734

    _Unus Annus: Episode Zero_

    • @CurledRuby85
      @CurledRuby85 Před 3 lety +147

      The pilot episode

    • @maddiehalloway
      @maddiehalloway Před 3 lety +10

      @@CurledRuby85 I was about to comment that xD

    • @ollow_is_sad5373
      @ollow_is_sad5373 Před 3 lety +26

      And Markiplier Makes was the original series, then they revived it-

    • @maddiehalloway
      @maddiehalloway Před 3 lety +25

      @@ollow_is_sad5373 That would make Unus Annus “The Lost Season”.

    • @maddiehalloway
      @maddiehalloway Před 2 lety +4

      @@DarkDashV6 it would be really low if people start selling them. Not because the whole “defeating the purpose of the concept”, but mostly because they would be selling something they didn’t made thus they don’t own.

  • @zinatra1887
    @zinatra1887 Před 3 lety +1102

    The Unus Annus energy wasn’t quite there yet but you could sorta feel it

    • @keijello3632
      @keijello3632 Před 3 lety +8

      yup.... :,(

    • @24sofia
      @24sofia Před 3 lety +74

      They got a lot closer bc of ua. They were friends before obviously but unus annus had "super best friends" energy 😂

    • @zinatra1887
      @zinatra1887 Před 3 lety +40

      @@24sofia and to think it all started with a backflip

    • @ChakraDragons
      @ChakraDragons Před 3 lety +4

      @@zinatra1887 STAP DONT MAKE ME CRY

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 Před 3 lety +8

      This was the first hint of Unus Annus that we got (with Mark talking about the "second channel")

  • @Dekubud
    @Dekubud Před rokem +4

    It's so funny to see different youtubers interact with Ethan because they all give very different, intense vibes with him.
    Mark is a tired dad whose patience is constantly tested but who is very supportive.
    Jack is mentor older brother who has a questionable influence on Ethan but who would fight anyone mean to him.
    Arin is way older but with Ethan, but he comes off a good friend the parents don't like to have over because he multiplies the chaos level.

  • @ollie.62
    @ollie.62 Před rokem +14

    Can we just acknowledge how this shows how mark is a reliable good friend? He came the same day just bc eathen texted him and asked him to come😤👌

    • @whatsappme7658
      @whatsappme7658 Před rokem

      Thanks for watching! You have been selected among the three lucky winners. Hit me up for your reward.........

  • @autumations6781
    @autumations6781 Před 4 lety +5020

    I'm surprised Mark wasn't too poor to afford peanut butter

    • @lunarbunny8098
      @lunarbunny8098 Před 4 lety +50

      Autimations peanut butter is like the least expensive thing though, I get mine from the dollar store

    • @9dash
      @9dash Před 4 lety +103

      arron davan woooosh

    • @sdg3363
      @sdg3363 Před 4 lety +128

      I’m surprised he could afford air

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 Před 4 lety +39

      He made it himself

    • @claytondennis5245
      @claytondennis5245 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm not surprised. Peanut butter is cheap.

  • @StellarEcho
    @StellarEcho Před 4 lety +5048

    I’m VERY disappointed that Mark didn’t use his tactical shovel to eat

  • @Letmebecringe
    @Letmebecringe Před 3 lety +6

    I forgot this isn’t an unus annus video

  • @doomdude605
    @doomdude605 Před 3 lety +8

    11:29 mark: "it's like, just the nuts"

  • @daslyg
    @daslyg Před 4 lety +2032

    The perfect job doesn’t exi-
    Markiplier:
    “Hi, I’m Mark, a peanut butter expert.”

  • @enyapnamme7907
    @enyapnamme7907 Před 4 lety +4340

    "when i eat a sunflower,"
    *imagines mark stuffing sunflower petals in his mouth*

    • @mark_1076
      @mark_1076 Před 4 lety +40

      Now I can't stop laughing 😂
      Edit: I can not believe I wrote stuff instead of stop. I'm such an idiot

    • @timtam9758
      @timtam9758 Před 4 lety +10

      I actually laughed

    • @kaitlinathanasakis9321
      @kaitlinathanasakis9321 Před 4 lety +4

      Petals???

    • @enyapnamme7907
      @enyapnamme7907 Před 4 lety

      Harriet Markham haa thank you

    • @parsaghorbani20
      @parsaghorbani20 Před 4 lety

      Like the sound affects video with Matthias and Tyler and wade

  • @salems.bytche
    @salems.bytche Před 2 lety +6

    So weird coming back to this lol
    Eef recently doesn’t do that little high pitched voice anymore
    It’s mostly the low bad cockney accent 😭
    And his little giggle when he gets excited. You love to see it.

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws Před rokem +3

    Ethan: I don’t like the consistency of that. It reminds me of weird baby food
    Ethan in the future: I’m reviewing baby foods

  • @jaceyboswell9435
    @jaceyboswell9435 Před 4 lety +2222

    Ethan: “Do you like crunchy peanut butter?”
    Mark: *violently shaking peanut butter* “NU”

    • @emily.gramley
      @emily.gramley Před 4 lety +12

      Jacey Boswell I REWATCHED THAT SO MANY TIMES I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy Před rokem

      "peanut" butter

  • @carson6574
    @carson6574 Před 3 lety +3476

    Ethan: eats 1/500th of a peanut
    Ethan's body: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @devinkenworthy7746
    @devinkenworthy7746 Před 3 lety +7

    I just wanna say the way he twists them all back so effortlessly at 5:44 is really satisfying wOw

  • @cvsp.c
    @cvsp.c Před 3 lety +7

    "The heir to the Barney Butter fortune, that's right." - Eef 2019 (Reminds me of the Baudelaire fortune, also read in an "english" accent)

  • @KatieMoorerose
    @KatieMoorerose Před 4 lety +4391

    I know they are all peanut free but it literally terrifies me whenever he eats a spoonful of the alternative nut butters

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande Před 4 lety +1543

    Mark: Let's say your channel died...
    Ethan: (*says while shaking "peanut butter" jar*) *The chances are high.*

    • @businessrat9918
      @businessrat9918 Před 3 lety +2

      And look where he’s a only year later at two million subscribers

    • @artemisthefoul7597
      @artemisthefoul7597 Před 2 lety

      this comment… it was listed before chaotic greatness was born and died

  • @smilysprid
    @smilysprid Před rokem +7

    As someone who grew up in a peanut free household, I have a deep emotional bond with Soynut Butter. I too have found it more and more difficult to find over the years. At this point it’s lost in the abyss. I don’t understand what happened to that company, but I need answers.

  • @ZombieGoddessxi
    @ZombieGoddessxi Před 2 lety +4

    Watching this on the 1st anniversary of the Death of Unus Annus. Missing it especially hard today. This video has the vibes.

  • @wulap6135
    @wulap6135 Před 4 lety +5108

    Everybody on CZcams: Minecraft
    Ethan and Mark: *Peanut Butter substitutes*

  • @RMills646
    @RMills646 Před 4 lety +2308

    Because of Unus Annus, I was naturally expecting Amy to be filming this

  • @AikoLi6
    @AikoLi6 Před rokem +10

    9:29
    Ethan: I don't like the consistency it reminds of like weird baby food
    Ethan yesterday: *makes a video about tasting every weird baby food*

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 Před 3 lety +10

    I don't know why exactly, but it always makes me laugh when people pronounce pecan "pee can"

  • @Catto077
    @Catto077 Před 3 lety +720

    So.... This is where the people of Unus Annus go after the channel got deleted...Is this what was awaiting beyond the boundary?

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 Před 3 lety +12

      this is what it means to go even further beyond

    • @gaiamarie254
      @gaiamarie254 Před 3 lety +10

      The beyond is filled with.... nut butters...?

    • @kritimanoj1042
      @kritimanoj1042 Před 3 lety

      @@gaiamarie254 apparently 😂

    • @cherryscottage6801
      @cherryscottage6801 Před 3 lety

      Apparently

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 Před 3 lety

      Also the various songs used in the background throughout unus Annus; Turncoat, I have a plan Mr. Norton, etc

  • @saoirsesharkey9546
    @saoirsesharkey9546 Před 3 lety +3920

    Imagine just being able to say "I'm gonna text mark"
    Edit: this got so many likes since unus annus got deleted. We all had the same idea

    • @whisnuidabagus5670
      @whisnuidabagus5670 Před 3 lety +132

      "I'm gonna text Felix"
      ~Sive probably

    • @foodreport373
      @foodreport373 Před 3 lety +38

      I'm gonna text mark

    • @leveye1696
      @leveye1696 Před 3 lety +112

      Yes, that is indeed how friends work

    • @sleepy-sheepy6517
      @sleepy-sheepy6517 Před 3 lety +55

      Remember when mark did that thing where he gave his followers a way to text him but it broke several times and never fixed it

    • @supergalaxy9274
      @supergalaxy9274 Před 3 lety +16

      Why are these replies so recent on this month old comment.

  • @jazlynjenkins891
    @jazlynjenkins891 Před 3 lety +11

    I anyone missed Unus annus lets just say its like this but more chaotic for A WHOLE YEAR. yall really missed out im sorry lol.😂

  • @reflective9214
    @reflective9214 Před 2 lety +4

    I almost cried. I saw this video. I cried. It’s the closest thing to that friggin CZcams channel I can get.
    Momento Mori:(

  • @user-ok4pk2mp3e
    @user-ok4pk2mp3e Před 4 lety +585

    I like how Mark could tell Ethan that peanut butter tastes like literally anything and Ethan would just have to believe him.

    • @mrs.toastybunsjr.2339
      @mrs.toastybunsjr.2339 Před 4 lety +1

      that's how i am with "fancy" chocolate lol, i have to trust everyones word on how good certain foods are (tree nut allergy sUCKS)

  • @wackywyvern745
    @wackywyvern745 Před 3 lety +803

    Mark: it tastes like someone chewed walnuts and vommitted in a jar
    The company who made it: *nervous sweats* he knows too much

  • @nothing99913
    @nothing99913 Před 3 lety +6

    "forever, gone, Oof" ~ Ethan nester 2019

  • @unfunnykhoi5913
    @unfunnykhoi5913 Před 2 lety +5

    Is no one gonna talk about how Mark said "And take away your EpiPen? Yeah I've thought of that." After Ethan was talking about how easy it would be for someone to kill him-

    • @boopboop9313
      @boopboop9313 Před 2 lety

      Well yeah you aren't close friends unless you've plotted out how to kill eachother in immense detail

  • @omgLOOKitsGIR
    @omgLOOKitsGIR Před 3 lety +7798

    Mark, pre unus annus: "I'm a peanut butter expert"
    Mark, during unus annus: *proceeds to have a existential breakdown after eating spoonfuls of peanut butter*

    • @arandomvillager488
      @arandomvillager488 Před 3 lety +117

      He also threw up because of it

    • @wallieolliee
      @wallieolliee Před 3 lety +21

      @@arandomvillager488 wait what-

    • @crazytornadoe7039
      @crazytornadoe7039 Před 3 lety +17

      @@arandomvillager488 Wait REALLY

    • @matchstick33
      @matchstick33 Před 3 lety +108

      @@crazytornadoe7039 yeah and then I believe he jumped in the pool, im pretty sure the video was called [REDACTED] and sorry I couldn't find the link :)

    • @fl0werz922
      @fl0werz922 Před 3 lety +16

      @@matchstick33 you couldn’t find the link because the video is gone.

  • @madi_raymond29
    @madi_raymond29 Před 4 lety +2284

    5 seconds in and I’m already convinced that this is a very bad idea
    Edit: oh thank god it’s not peanuts
    Edit 2: Oh no, Mark’s here too...
    Edit 3: My life has resorted to watching 2 grown men eat peanutless peanut butter

    • @AyeNash727
      @AyeNash727 Před 4 lety +6

      Lol

    • @whiteshadow8152
      @whiteshadow8152 Před 4 lety +16

      I’m waiting for an edit 3. DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING

    • @hijinnyanimations1460
      @hijinnyanimations1460 Před 4 lety

      Justifier - *Y E S*

    • @Pookieluv831
      @Pookieluv831 Před 4 lety +3

      There’s someone in the world who’s turned on by this shit. One day you’ll place your last block. Humans are monkeys but most of their fur and their tails got converted into anxiety.

    • @Castiel_Stark
      @Castiel_Stark Před 4 lety

      U and me both, u and me both...

  • @azentheclown8106
    @azentheclown8106 Před 3 lety +9

    *12:12** unus annus much*

  • @DarkYuan
    @DarkYuan Před rokem +8

    7:12 - ok, i guess we're just done subtitling then

    • @whatsappme7658
      @whatsappme7658 Před rokem

      Thanks for watching! You have been selected among the three lucky winners. Hit me up for your reward......

  • @Goat_Clown
    @Goat_Clown Před 3 lety +4388

    This is the last thing that can fill the black and white hole in my heart.

    • @johnu_wiku_sama6807
      @johnu_wiku_sama6807 Před 3 lety +88

      I was thinking of this video like the fetus of unus annus videos 🤣

    • @amatanata
      @amatanata Před 3 lety +38

      Memento mori friend

    • @myboneshurt1908
      @myboneshurt1908 Před 3 lety +34

      i literally got so excited because I thought it was an unus annus video 😭

    • @darkflame2601
      @darkflame2601 Před 3 lety +17

      It can almost make a grown man cry😢 memento mori

    • @lucia-ur7vg
      @lucia-ur7vg Před 2 lety +10

      Memento mori 😔

  • @s_archive1
    @s_archive1 Před 3 lety +2385

    If Unus Annus get deleted. This is the closest content I would say what Unus Annus is

    • @AsuraRaver
      @AsuraRaver Před 3 lety +138

      This and the Markiplier Makez

    • @aqualucy_4817
      @aqualucy_4817 Před 3 lety +118

      When
      What I meant to say was, "Not if, when."

    • @s_archive1
      @s_archive1 Před 3 lety +5

      @@aqualucy_4817 next week

    • @nessiesenpai420
      @nessiesenpai420 Před 3 lety +5

      @yusuf yılmaz oh l a w d this week

    • @phrog1109
      @phrog1109 Před 3 lety +46

      This actually was the vid that sparked the idea for Unus Annus

  • @callmeVHS
    @callmeVHS Před 2 lety +10

    9:19 his face 😂😂

  • @xyroneloydlanorias2992
    @xyroneloydlanorias2992 Před 2 lety +3

    Alternate title: Ethan basically punching death in the face with mark supporting him

  • @sabotabo7476
    @sabotabo7476 Před 3 lety +2823

    seeing mark's hair made me think "wow, it's the same length as the first unus annus! i'm gonna go watch that epi--" and then i remembered...

    • @FandomDealer
      @FandomDealer Před 3 lety +103

      Ouch...my condolences

    • @noahcam1377
      @noahcam1377 Před 3 lety +111

      Dude that literally still happens to me sometimes lmao

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth Před 3 lety +71

      Same I was watching a compilation and pressed the link to the channel and cried a bit because it said “channel as been deleted”

    • @natbutter2721
      @natbutter2721 Před 3 lety +9

      go on Facebook if your REALLY desperate

    • @slaygoblins
      @slaygoblins Před 3 lety +5

      The episodes are all over youtube

  • @graciewilliams90
    @graciewilliams90 Před 4 lety +924

    This was the beta test for Unus Annus

  • @Zero-Rose
    @Zero-Rose Před rokem +2

    12:45
    Ethan: "I'd die!"
    Mark: "Yeah, and then I took away your EpiPens?"
    Ethan: "Yeah."
    Mark: "Yeah, I've thought about that."

  • @capricciosity
    @capricciosity Před rokem +2

    The captions for this video (or at least the first 2 minutes since that's how far in I am) are just exquisite.

  • @mandrake7305
    @mandrake7305 Před 4 lety +2066

    17:40
    "We Actually Have Some, Just In Case So We Don't Kill You"
    Aww

  • @ddubmomo
    @ddubmomo Před 4 lety +2976

    “I stopped breathing until my dad gave me the epi pen”
    Ethan’s dad, dangling the epi pen: Oh you want this? Huh? Huh? You wanna live? Breathe if you wanna live. Come on! Reach for it!

    • @chloethekiller5218
      @chloethekiller5218 Před 4 lety +171

      What the hell is this and why the hell did I laugh so fucking hard XD

    • @levluvs5301
      @levluvs5301 Před 4 lety +140

      That’s sounds like Mark

    • @ximenacontrerascardenas1461
      @ximenacontrerascardenas1461 Před 4 lety +31

      Why did i laughed so figgi'n much hahahha

    • @blissaphobia
      @blissaphobia Před 4 lety +80

      I read this in marks voice...mark is now Ethan’s dad

    • @Bee-io9ec
      @Bee-io9ec Před 4 lety +34

      This has powerful John Mulaney’s father vibes

  • @Zero-Rose
    @Zero-Rose Před rokem +2

    9:08
    "Do you like crunchy peanut butter?"
    "No." *While aggressively shaking peanut butter*
    I HATE crunchy peanut butter.

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 Před 2 lety +2

    Everybody: the first unus annus episode
    Nobody: every other colab mark and ethan have ever done

  • @lemonzess4202
    @lemonzess4202 Před 4 lety +677

    Mark explaining what peanut butter tastes like to Ethan was comparable to people explaining color to the blind.

    • @swimmercat57
      @swimmercat57 Před 4 lety +21

      ThatWDude or explaining what salt tastes like

    • @C1nShe
      @C1nShe Před 4 lety +14

      @@swimmercat57 nah thats easy see - it taste sal.... oh. you're right.

    • @readmydescifyouwant650
      @readmydescifyouwant650 Před 4 lety +7

      @@swimmercat57 *My mind just exploded*

    • @spiderwes01
      @spiderwes01 Před 4 lety +15

      Love when mark says “you ever cum...? XDD”

  • @nerdynonsense_
    @nerdynonsense_ Před 2 lety +3

    yall ever think about how this could be the beginning of them thinking of Unus Annus

  • @alexthompson278
    @alexthompson278 Před 3 lety +4

    The captions are so funny holy shit

  • @ummjoe
    @ummjoe Před 3 lety +8981

    Mark in 2019: $84 is too much for peanut butter substitutes
    Mark in 2020: I spent $600 on *flashlights*

    • @LoMonke
      @LoMonke Před 3 lety +280

      Ethan 2019: I spent $600 on sex toys

    • @arandomvillager488
      @arandomvillager488 Před 3 lety +88

      They all said world's strongest he had to test it out

    • @zippitybopumdotupbum7740
      @zippitybopumdotupbum7740 Před 3 lety +15

      @@LoMonke I require answers

    • @ilikeaxolotlsc9000
      @ilikeaxolotlsc9000 Před 3 lety +25

      @@zippitybopumdotupbum7740 unus annus :)

    • @Mariah-tq4ut
      @Mariah-tq4ut Před 3 lety +63

      Ethan 2020: my therapist made me cry saying I am proud of myself
      Also Eef: THE MOST PROUD VODEO EVER COOKING WITH SEX TOYS

  • @m8rwa424
    @m8rwa424 Před 4 lety +10492

    When Unus Annus gets deleted, this’ll be the memorial video

    • @beedoesthings8037
      @beedoesthings8037 Před 4 lety +596

      BOONDOX in a box That directly contradicts the purpose and theme of Unus Annus though. The point is that the only thing left will be the memories we made along the way.

    • @strangerthingsxit3455
      @strangerthingsxit3455 Před 4 lety +13

      omg yes

    • @bigsaroo5775
      @bigsaroo5775 Před 4 lety +310

      @BOONDOX in a box you are my least favorite kind of person

    • @bigsaroo5775
      @bigsaroo5775 Před 4 lety +164

      @BOONDOX in a box WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS OMG CHILL OUT DUDE 😩😩😩😩😩

    • @bigsaroo5775
      @bigsaroo5775 Před 4 lety +148

      @BOONDOX in a box WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE RESPONDING TO CZcams COMMENTS ID YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS OMGHHG SJJEJEJEJJEIISKWNQHU 😩😩😩

  • @Zero-Rose
    @Zero-Rose Před rokem +2

    14:23
    Mark: "Are you dieing?"
    Like he's waiting to sue 😂😭

  • @chaoschild6837
    @chaoschild6837 Před 3 lety +2

    the face that king of the squirrels is actually barney butter now makes me happy