Markiplier Covered Me In His Glue
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And not a single "Are you close" joke... I'm proud of you, Mark.
Hes come a long way
I was so hoping he'd pull that!
M a t u r e
Dissapointed😔😂
He really had to edge himself there
Imagine doing a backflip for somebody and then 8 years later that somebody covers your body in glue
Tru
Livin’ the dream
the true butterfly effect
Its funny to think all of this came from a single impressive backflip🤣im so glad these 2 found eachother
i don’t think i want to but thanks
man they’re such good friends they should start a channel together
This made me chuckle thank you
but only for a year, then delete it to symbolize the inevitability of death
@@somerandomgirl227 oh and the name should mean one year
and have it be in latin
Hehehe lol nice one
*MARKIPLIER PRESENTS*
THE WHITEST MAN ALIVE
Just….fuckin…..wow
This is what happens when you and Wade let Mark out of your sight.....😂
Yo bob why don't you join in on the glue eating challenge next week, and congrats on the baby!
Congrats on the baby man!
Don't worry, you're next.
BOB :D
You know, when people say they want Unus Annus 2, I think they just mean that we want more unhinged collab videos like this. It doesn't have to be every day. We're just glad to see the guys hangin', havin' fun, and goofin' together again.
Yeah because before unus annus there was markiplier makes too with tyler and then just all of the videos with wade and bob too. And all the old live streams. I think we just enjoy the collabs. They are both amazing content creators in their own right but there is something about the chemistry of them together that just pops on screen
Exactly. I just loved having the boys together. No everyday thing. That’s way to much.
THIS RIGHT HERE!!!!!
Yeah! Like every now and then. As a treat.
@@graciethebelle
Mmm. A tasty little morsel of collaborative chaos.
How scrumptous.
the deletion of unus annus was probably the largest erasure of fetish content in internet history
Memento mori
Memento mori
Momento mori
Momento mori 😔
Momento mori
Becoming Elmer was probably one of the funniest things Mark has ever improvised lol
i wish they named the video that ☠️
I like how Mark and Ethan’s relationship went from “Don’t touch me” to “Can you help cover me in glue?”
Character development🥹
Mark can touch Ethan but Ethan can't touch mark
@@Marlyjade perfectly balanced
@@Marlyjade Exactly 💀
It hasn't changed, it's always been both of those, at the same time
I like how whenever Mark's around, Ethan gets confident to do what he wants and say jokes then when Ethan's around, Mark looses 3-5 brain cells.
this made me laugh way too much😂💀
It happened so many times bro calculated 💀
Mark losing half his brain cells for being in close vicinity to Ethan
Plot twist he’s held at gun point ever time they make a video together
I was thinking exactly the same thing, and it’s the recipe for a perfectly humorous video
That was so cute watching Mark and Amy wash the glue off of Ethan. It was almost like they were washing their dog together 🤣
Ethan is like Amy and Marks child- the one TikTok sound like "Mama y Papa" 😭😭
BAHAHAHHA
@@3akimi349 I’ve always thought the same thing 😂
This is definitely the strangest level of power wash simulator I’ve seen mark play
Amy: What separates this from Unnus Annus?
Ethan and Mark: Look, we just want to do something stupid......
*Definitely*
Absolutely
Affirmatively
Positively
Corrective-ly?
Ethan really becomes a WHOLE OTHER PERSON when filming with Mark. Edit: And unlike previous times... this video is going to be on the internet F O R E V E R
Mark is the spigot through which he can control the flow of Eefs ADHD.
@@toospooky051 person with adhd controls someone else’s adhd circa 2022
Truly. From the first word I was like omg he's back.😆
Until the Sun engulfs the Earth when it becomes a red giant in a few billion years :)
i mean likely not forever since preserving things on the internet isn't really reliable and it will likely be gone in decades probably even within the century but yeah, a long time
It's so wholesome watching Mark and Amy give their son a bath at the end.
I don’t think mark and Ethan understand how much joy they brought to us by making this, we all missed this duo. We don’t exactly care for a second unus annus, we more care for just them.
so glad ethan and mark have gotten back to what matters: exploring their kinks
Ethan spent way to much time rubbing his nips with that paintbrush while Mark was coating his legs
Basically what unus annus was 😂
😂
First bondage/shibari, now sploshing!
I wonder what’s next!
Edit: oh yeah! And wax play! I forgot they did that… and piss play I guess? Jesus Christ they’ve both accidentally and purposely made a lot of comedy content surrounding kinks lol
I'm happy for them! Maybe they should keep that off youtube tho...
Bob: Announcing that he's going to have a child
Mark and Ethan: Being initiated into a glue cult
where did bob announce that?
@@morgandanyelle_ I believe it's his most recent youtube video. His channel name is 'muyskerm'.
Can't wait for Mark to show Bob his expert parenting strategy
@@gangrenousgandalf2102 Bob's Distractable topic now makes a lot more sense hahaha
@@Flamecrestification OMG DO U THINK HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE i really hope he mentions the ship of thesius
26:45 I love Ethan's undertone panic when he says "right?" and stares at the camera, as if a sudden magical trick will make us answer his question.
I love the [REDACTED] vibes radiating off of this video
At the beginning of the video for the first ten seconds or so Mark chanted the [REDACTED] channel name but was cut out like 2 hours after it was uploaded.
Same
@@NathanielFrazier_I remember that. It's such a fantastic way to gaslight people who had watched when it originally released
The fact they edited out the Unus Annus intro is actually hilarious and depressing at the same time
O eef
F in chat for Unus Annus intro edited out
we were the lucky few
OMG they did! Yeah, yeah no you said it just right. That is funny and making me the big sads in the same stroke.
i was one of the few who saw that intro, may it rest in peace 😔
Bob: is becoming a father, opening a beautiful new chapter in his life
Mark and Ethan: GLOOO
wait he is ! when did he announce it :)
BOB IS WHAT
BOB IS PREGNANT?
-Two- Three kinds of people
@@vsaturated Go to his CZcams channel, the announcement is there. He has one and you should subscribe while you’re at it.
6:12 reminded me of when Ethan said "It hurts so good, Mark" in that birth video from... well you know
I need a friend like Mark, who will literally throw a wasp with his bare hand for me
So there's no purpose? Just: "Hey Mark Amy come to my house and let's film you pouring glue on me." "Ok." I aspire to have that level of confidence and friendship
There's always money to be made.
The outcome never matters. It's the chaotic, nightmarish memories we make along the glue-covered journey that really counts.
Yusss!!!
-an Annus
hello fellow cult member, memento mori
I for sure know some people in my life would be down
There’s just something about Mark being present that makes Ethan act like a crazy person
I was going to like this, but it’s at 69 likes, so I couldn’t
@@jonahdza Now you can my friend
False, Ethan is always a crazy person and I love that for him
Their ADHD brains combine and Ethan sucks up the ADHD from Mark's brain and into his own
When he's with his other half
If anyone wants to know what an episode of Unus Annus was like, it's this. This is EXACTLY what the whole channel was like. The music, the editing, the jokes, everything is the same. God i miss Unus Annus :')
“Becumming Elmer” was a top tier video idea.
Mark: "don't cry because it happened..."
Ethan *quietly*: "cry because your parents are divorced." 🤣
LMAOONOWAY
I wish my parents divorced
“and they don’t love each other anymore and ya know”
@@gordonmorgan3131 I hope ur doing ok man
@@gordonmorgan3131 is everything ok
Never thought I would spend my 20s drinking cheap wine watching a full grown man cover another full grown man in elmer's glue but here we are.
Cheers.
Pass me a glass!
Being this age right now is an interesting experience, for sure.
Honestly it’s weirder being in my 20s and watching this 100% sober
I got the Stella ROSE
Mark just swatting the sh!t out of the wasp on Ethan’s back was truly great. No hesitation.
unironically, genuinely, Ethan looks to be in really good shape here! If I remember correctly he used to be insecure but he looks great!
Ethan you look great!
The fact that Markiplier started off the video with "UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!", was the sign that things were gonna get chaotic really fast 🤣
I got excited and was stupidly fooled a second
@@bellaknightR597 i think we all got fooled tbh. I got a little bit excited too
I got fooled hard
The title was a sign that this was gonna get chaotic fast.
That chant got me so excited I nearly pulled Somthing!
Damn I've really missed Mark and Ethan doing random things together, got such a great dynamic
Unus Anus
Memento mori
ethan and mark are perfect together
edit: nohomo
@@Mr.Brothybear ah yes, unus anus
@@Mr.Brothybear what?
Neighbour: "Oh Jesus! HONEY! The two strange boys are doing strange stuff in their backyard again!!!!"
The ending with Amy holding the soap, Mark scrubbing Ethan off with his hand, and Ethan going in a circle while singing did it for me 🤣🤣🤣
Man, if only these two made a channel together and uploaded daily....
Ya and they could do it for a everyday for a year and then delete the channel to for symbolism it could be called something like Annus Unus maybe?... idk just an idea
@@JakeTheL3mur that'd be so dope
@@JakeTheL3mur Yo that be so amazing my dude.
That would be so awesome ngl!
Pitch this to Ethan and Mark! It NEEDS to happen
These guys have pretty good chemistry together. They should do a year-long collaborative mini-series.
They did 😂
@@kyfire3367 oh shit really?
@@kyfire3367 that's the joke
BAGAHA
@@kyfire3367
Bro really? It isn’t on CZcams anywhere
I'm just imaging how Ethan asked Mark to help in this video.
Just like: "Oh hey old pal, will you come over and cover me in as much glue as you possibly can? Thanks man"
I love how the “don’t try this at home” song was playing behind Ethan’s rant.
I'm convinced this is a rejected Unus Annus video idea.
YES
Wouldn't be surprised if they had this idea, but before they could do it, covid hit
it probably is 😭 because they had so many ideas they couldn’t do all of them in a year
@@bananaz_yummy8916 IT'S LITERALLY EDITED LIKE A UA VIDEO TOO😭😭
That would make sense ngl
Mark why must you start us off like that. You’re the reason I’m scared of the ticking of a clock
everything fades
@@corn_the_dog Yes, and no matter what we do, we cant stop time.
"You can't stop the clock of time it marches ever onward"
-This is a quote from Unus Annus that I'll never forget
Twonus annus
Depression activated.
bro that one trident commercial gets me every time
“Receive…. The gift of Elmer!!” Is absolutely adding itself to my vocabulary
Mark is a true friend he just immediately swatted the wasp off. I would never
Aw Amy pouring soap while mark rubs him is so adorable
Ethan looks like a small child and mark looks like his parent slathering him in sunscreen for a pool day lmao
LMFAO
So fucking true! Lol!
That was the whole plot of unus annus
With a roller, ladle and paintbrush.
@@unspeakable_reese1775 as all parents do
Imagine doing a backflip for your idol and then years later he’s covering you in glue while you wiggle your ass at him.
I wish I was Ethan
I mean mind you Ethan did the wiggling of his ass himself at least XD (aka its his own fault bahaha)
@@dionysus4742 Well... yes.
What in the wattpad...
See? Some fanfics ARE based in reality
7:51
"4 gallons of Elmer's glue!" has the same energy as "300 chinese finger traps!"
Ethan: "THEY USED TO MAKE GLUE OUT OF HORSES!!!" "
Mark: "still do"
Ethan: "what"
17:45
( Ethan is covered in dead horses "Markiplier covered me in his dead horses")
Mark: *covers Ethan in thick white liquid*
Ethan: “I have to stay as straight as possible.”
OH GOD xd
Yeah, especially at 6:57
🥛
🥛
This is the best episode of Mortuary Assistant. I cannot believe Mark showed us how to properly embalm a body.
I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT HELP
First you need the glue
Then the glue
Then more glue
Then you dry
Then you add more glue
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
This is just a straight up Unus Annus video sans the cult subtext.
Mark and Ethan are my last two brain cells vibin
Same
Ethan: Why cant we make a video together in this sense without it being related to Unus Annus?
Mark: **literally starts the video like an Unus Annus video**
Edit: damn nevermind
AND WITH THE SAME MUSIC!!!!!!😆
This would have probably been called "mark baptized me in Elmer's glue to peel away our sins", I miss unus annus and this was a true joy to watch
That's a fantastic title omg
That's EXACTLY what the title would be! I can almost see the thumbnail
*skins ftfy ;D
That's a really good quote with Ethan looking like that "Mark thanks so much for coming today." "Oh of course, Happy to" "I would love it if you put this guy on, to protect yourself" and this quote should totally never EVER be taken out of context.
the pain i felt when mark said he can't finish saying, "this is what it means to go even further beyond"
Why do I feel like this was started by Mark receiving a text from Ethan that just said, "Do you want to come over to my house and coat me in Elmer's Glue?"
It probably was
Mark's reply was probably just "Sure"
Followed by Mark yelling, "Hey Amy? We're going to Ethan's. I'm gonna cover him in glue and we need you to film it OK?"
oh THAAATS what that tweet was, the word elmers made me rember, because i forgor 💀
Probably got the idea when they did marks power wash "podcast" together lol they did talk about the nostalgia of Unus Annus a good bit
The incredibly quiet "Don't try this at home" while Ethan is talking at the end. Masterpiece homage. Also the ecological disaster bit was freaking hilarious.
THATS WHAT THAT MUSIC WAS OMG
timestamp?
@@skrunklylittleguy It starts at about 29:00
HEY NOW, DON’T TRY THUS AT HOMEEEE YOU MIGHT DIE IF YOU DO THIS AT HOMEEE
It was beautiful, got me teary eyed
I’m convinced that this is the closest we will ever get to a Unus Annus video. The thumbnail, the editing, and just seeing them together again. I cherish this video.
"FOUR GALLONS OF ELMER'S GLUE!"
I didn't ever think that would become a quote.
I love how the "i became elmer" bit implies that elmer is actually a supernatural being made out of glue that naturally lactates it from their skin at any given moment in time
@ site 24
cute fursona
it does not imply that
i realize i could have gone my whole life without seeing the words "lactate" and "glue" in the same sentence
Butch Elmer "Hartman"
Top 5 guys that threaten my heterosexuality
1 Markiplier
2 Daniel Avidan
3 Jacksepticeye
4 Keanu Reeves
5 Ryan Reynolds
Why do we share the top 2 people lol. Except my list is called "top 5 guys keeping me herero"
@@hannabooklover great minds really do think alike
15:30 my neon porcelain ass at the pool after my mom used to slather me in the highest SPF known to man
Ethan and Mark together is great, but hearing Amy behind the camera brought the biggest smile to my face. The whole gang is back together (aside from Evan)!
me too. made me so happy. so much nostalgia from unus annus days
I refuse to believe that Unus Annus content isn’t coming back and I feel and hope that they might make something similar to it sometime :)
@@GlassStatue_ that would defeat the whole point. they wont
@@GlassStatue_ i think they really committed to the whole idea of unus annus being dead forever but it won't stop them from making content together that's similar to unus annus
this is the kind of activity you get up to with your cousin as unsupervised children
25:41 this is what it means to - can't say that.
I like how their energy reversed over the course of the video, like ethan starts enthusiastic and mark like “why I am here” and then mark gets increasingly more happy about it and ethan regretting his choices in life.
It's because Ethan is getting increasingly uncomfortable, and Mark is the one causing that discomfort lol
You know there's a message for us in life in this video...
it’s not so much that we want another unus annus, we just want more of these two goofs hanging out doing stuff together
THIS!!
@@afeatherinthewind YOU!
YAAAAAS
YES
yes!!!!!
Hearing "Choose Me" play during marks lil sexy hair moment reminds me of the first time i heard the song during unus annus :,) still on my everyday playlist since then
this is something I could see the Jackass crew doing as a prank
Mark and Amy giving Ethan a bath at the end was so weirdly adorable. Like a mom and dad patiently bathing their kid after they got into some serious shit. I love it!
Lmao true
I can’t help but imagine if Ethan had slipped and hurt himself and they had to call an ambulance… what the hell would the paramedic’s reaction be to THIS
That paramedic would win weirdest story in the department for atleast that week
a man in a _bright_ green speedo, swimcap and goggles, *covered* in elmers glue.
suffice to say, some mental health checks would be made after that
Im pretty sure them explaining they're youtubers would clear things up
Imagine you have a man dying from a traumatic head injury and you have to figure out how to transport him in the ambulance without him getting stuck to things because he's covered head to toe in glue.
Knowing what I do about paramedics from my dad, who worked as one, they wouldn't even ask, they have seen so much worse than a man covered in glue. SO much worse.
6:11 mark spilling out all the glue on the side 😭
Not mark saying “wiki feet doesn’t need more” and then instantly having ethan zip him up in their usual sexual banter 😂
Why did I genuinely feel so nostalgic? It’s only been about 2 years 😭
2 years too long💀
Same
@@julesjues2139 I know right 😞 I still miss it even though I knew right from the start that it would all be deleted at the very end
Two years is a long time. I was a different person 2 years ago.
Ikr I missed it so muchhhh 😭😭
The "Don't Try This at Home" song faintly playing in the background while Mark hosed him off is what really did it for me 🥺🥺
I KNOWWWW me too
Sad Ethan pulled out Mark’s joke at the start of the video.
Timestamp?
@@b-3n187 29:14-29:39
I sang along 😂😭
I think the combined adhd of ethan and mark is what made it impossible for them to just simply wait for the glue to dry properly, and thus ethan would not have needed to take a bath to wash off 90% of the glue, but it wouldn't really be them if everything went as planned
Watching mark ‘jerk’ glue onto Ethan’s leg is an experience I’m glad(?) to have witnessed.
I love how bob is out here all excited for his kid and then mark and Ethan are just playing with glue and referencing Unus Annus
what? did mandy get pregnant? when did he announce that?
@@embertea789 Bob posted today!
update i just watched the vid and holy shit! neat!
It’s on his CZcams channel
A KID WHAT
Alternate title: “Ethan gets covered with Elmer’s glue and becomes Elmer while Mark plays Power Washing Simulator”
😂😂😂😂
Perfect unus annus title
Mr Bean becomes Elmer
LITERALLY THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
"At 3pm gone sexual😧"
I like to think that it was ethan's plan to have mark cover him in glue from the very beginning when they first met
Another moment of Mark and Amy babysitting their kid
Mark flipping his hair with the camera focuses on him while Ethan is trying to do an intro has the SAME energy as Ethan showing off his dumpy with the camera focusing on him while Mark is trying to explain something on Unus Annus.
in his defense it was an incredible dumpy
@@pj6498 "was" 🤣 RIP Ethan's dumpy! It died when Unus Annus was deleted
The Gongluzer... the Gluegonzler.
He has reached his final form.
Or even... The Glueguzzler.
gongluezer
There’s something about Amy dumping soap on Ethan while mark runs the glue off him that is so hilarious
For anyone who wasn't here during Unus Annus... just imagine this 365 days in a row
Ethan's neighbors: "honey! He's doing another thing with this Mark dude again!👁👄👁"
Bro exactly lol
for the 371th time...
i first read that as "hooray" and i find that funnier
The feeling of nostalgia this gave me was so good. Love seeing you guys do stupid shit together again!!! I’m very happy to see this
i like ur pfp :))
me too :,)
YES SAME LITERALLY
Same for sure I need another unas anas
Fax
the ending is literally disappointed and confused parents taking their son a bath
When you accidentally make softcore pron 😂
We watched their chemistry develop every day for an entire year. I don't want more Unus Annus, I just want more Mark and Ethan. They're great on their own but bouncing off each other while doing stupid shit is what makes these videos fun.
hell yeah well said!! They are endlessly fun to watch do literally whatever
markis ethus markis eathus
@@N3oma markus ethus markus ethus!
You spoke my thoughts
@@omg_cat4203 MARKUS ETHUS
MARKUS ETHUS
Can you imagine if Mark and Ethan did videos like this daily? What a crazy concept that would be
I know right
Petition to make that happen ☝️
they already did that a couple of years ago
unus annus
@@bigman4967 that’s the joke
Every time I watch them together I always automatically think they had a smoke sesh before the recording
Mark's concern for Ethan's safety and Ethan's concern for Mark's comfort are multimillion sub strong
Honestly, every Unus Annus fan needed this. Obviously, the channel can never return because it would entirely defeat the purpose of it. But if Mark and Ethan get together to do similar videos like this from time to time, that is absolutely perfect. Great to see it, lads.
Ethan : I'd love to make content like we used to again
Fans : pls pls pls
Mark : let's do it
*everyone liked that*
Watching Ethan sit in the pool and sensually stroke the ladle handle is something I never knew that I needed.
I love the new hit single, "I'm an ecological menace"
Mark: “Who’s a big boy?”
Flash back of Ethan in that inflatable inner tube thing on Unus Annus: “I’m about to be😏”
😂🤣
I THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING- 😭
@@simonmedina8950 same here. Oh man…
Literally said it out loud
@@smolsweetpotato6485 I mean... it may never get old.
They really knew where they were going with the name of the video.