How To Pole Dance 3 (feat. JackSepticEye)
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- čas přidán 19. 10. 2018
- Markiplier and JackSepticEye learn the way of the pole dance!
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I would like to point out that it’s been EXACTLY 4 YEARS to the DAY since the last pole dancing video! Thank you all so much for the amazing support over the years!
Markiplier WOAH
Markiplier 😭😭😭 IM NOT CRYING WOODKVMSSN
Markiplier AAA you’ve come so far! Proud of my bub.
Please don’t make it another 4 years :p
Im genuinely scared
Mark: "do we shift our leggies when we do this?"
Jack: "our LEGGIES, everybody"
this part killed me XD
5:56
No its,
Our leggies everybody **applauds**
Also, "oh, I didn't go into that saunting at all."
Lol
How can I hear text?
Instructer: “make sure this hand is never a dead hand it needs to always be doing something”
Jack’s left arm: *intense waving increases*
Mark: okay, got it
Marks left arm: *Beep boop we're doing the robot moves*
*intense "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA" activated*
The instructor was so kind and professional, also those socks are fucking legendary
IKRR THOSE SOCKS ARE HALARIOUS
yessss
She so slayed
Ya
I thought I was the only one that saw them lol
"so what is your pain tolerance, gentlemans?"
*life flashes before Mark's eyes*
Little did she know she was talking to a man who definitely doesn't like pain he just likes to see what his body can take
mark got bloodshot eyes now and this comment fits perfectly
dont worry guys, Mark is definitely NOT a masochist
"do i look good?"
'no'
"tell me i look good"
'you dont'
"tell me im trash"
'im not going to'
"okay"
my last two braincells trying to create self confidence
Y E S
LMFAO ME
AGREED
As I read this it plays 😂😂
YES YES YES
Pole Dancer: "Sexy Face, Sexy Face!"
Mark: *Maniac Smile*
Jack: "Oh god that is not a sexy face"
i bet mark was lookihg tha girl but 0\w/0 and probably that why he smiled like a maniac xD
@@kawaiidesu1543 Timestamp plz xD
@@helenareedus 9:59
@@nrdypaw thank
Haha
6:45
"Do I look good?!"
"No"
"Tell me I look good"
"You don't"
"Tell me I'm trash"
"I'm not going too"
"Okay 😔"
Idk Why I find this wholesome
Facts
Wholesome 300 keanu chungus
it was more like “ok 😩”
There's a Countryhuman animation where Japan is teaching Russia and America how to pole dance
@@acidthedragon link?
Mark: As soon as they touch the pole, they're..
The woman: No, no, it rarely, never happens.
Sean: *allow me to introduce myself*
You ain't keeping your 69 likes, for I have made it 70 muahahahaha 🍞
Mark’s mindset: is clueless but doing fine
Sean: *I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT*
Someone needs to edit that with Sean dancing and just “I’m sexy and I know it.”
Alpha more like tiny omega
Dude I relate to both those mindsets tbh
@@lolithatkills9156 what are you doing here
i am
5:19
Velida: Teaching
Mark: Learning
Jack: *Seducing the audience*
Accurate
I love Jack he's the Definition of Perfect
me: screaming because I'm just so confused on whether to blush myself to death or jump out a window
Can someone tell me her Instagram? I wanna draw her but I’d like to have a reference of her
@@tiredpeaches her ig is @vivi_la_cruz
Good luck on your drawing 🙂👍
Mark: Confused
Sean: *MATERIAL GWORL*
3:06 mark not knowing how to stand is scarily relatable
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO- 😂😂
Mark: omg this is so hard
Jack: actual stripper mode activated
Mark: *confused screaming*
OUI OUI MON AMI JA'MAPELLE LAFAYETTE
@@speedypainter52 I really thought that there was an actual french in the comments
@@miicago3041 LMAO
@@speedypainter52 THE LANCELOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET!!!
@@mxdixon4142 I CAME FROM AFAR JUST TO SAY BONJOUR,TELL THE KING "CASSE TOI!". Who's the best? CEST MOI
Sean in this video: *Picking on Mark for saying "Leggies"*
Sean today: "There's a thingy on my footy!"
"Sykkunie"
I love how whenever she was dancing, instead of ogling her/being creepy, Mark and Sean’s only reactions were confused and panicked facial expressions as they tried to figure out exactly how the hell they were going to be able to replicate the moves she was showing them
well yeah there there to pole dance. not there to watch.
@@lttgames4456 I know, I just appreciate them being respectful and I find their “how the fuck are we supposed to do that?!” reactions very funny
@@lttgames4456I mean they are there to watch her do it so they can learn from her so…
17:34
Mark's moment of realization when he realizes how much better jack is at this than he is, Is just hilarious 😂 😂😂
10:41 Jack: “ I call that one the spider man, Tom Holland call me”
. . . Awkward pause
Jack: “Okay!”
This is me
Flash back to the lipsinc battle
the amount of secondhand embarrassment i felt was painful
Sean: *"Do I look good?!"*
Mark: *"No."*
Sean: *"Tell me I'm trash!"*
Mark: *"No."*
Yo I also wanna try this
Haha, alt accounts go brr
xD
@Isabel Rutter lmao yah
Yep
Am I the only one who thinks Sean is unnaturally good at this
Seán laughing while Mark tries to do the "sexy ass" pose is so funny im crying
Sean laughs is way too good at this ngl
3:05 I can’t help but watch Mark try to find the perfect standing position.
He just gives up after 😭
Mark: “I’ve done this three times and I’m still a beginner.”
Jack: “yeah stand aside”
lol
Basically
Jack: Hold my beer
@@unicorn69 Hold my potato
Jack's mom is probably watching this
I just LOVE her energy. Mark and Jack are messing up and she's like 'yayyyy :D'
Changer Sparrow oop
@@changersparrow1547 you can clearly see they're messing up-
She’s so calm meanwhile her fit and her socks 😂
I love how she's like: "go more advanced?"
In her head: "What can I show them that's least likely to get the killed?" Lol
Markiplier in a strained voice: “IS THIS THE SEXY ASS?”
Best quote ever
7:49 jack be wheezing
7:56 IS THIS THE SEXY ASS??
7:56
@@strawb3rry_saturnzbarz Thank you
Let's be honest, anything Mark says that's worth quoting is the best quote ever.
omg yes
I love how Seán is just a natural pole dancer whilst Mark is just breaking every bone is his body.
He is like Deku but on a pole
@@teabee9709 Truer words have never been spoken. 😂
I love ur pfp
@@fl0wer_p0wer222 Thank you, I like yours as well 😊
@@teabee9709 and Jack is Shoto
3:06 mark just struggling to figure out how to stand is my spirit animal
10:48 looking back i feel kinda bad for sean bc he keeps making jokes and no one laughs meanwhile i am laughing so fucking hard behind the screen
people are talking about everyone respecting the woman, but thats just basic human decency
The bar is so low
Well her job is to have people stare at her attributes as she dances on a pole. I get she isn’t doing that here but most of those moves are purposely meant to show off her body to the audience. But crucify if I dare testify your word.
simp
@@sirfishalot7569 its actually more about body positivy nowadays, even if it mainly started out as quite underground and sexual. Yet even when it wAs that, those (mainly women) were doing their jobs.
It isn’t usually about the women gaining male attention, rather than them using the objectification women face in society as a means to make money
and now, having a healthier relationship with their own bodies.
.
One way to show this in practise would be, the women or generally people that pole dance (as a hobby, for example) most often aren’t doing it in front of an audience at all,
but because its actually super fun and incredibly challenging, and can help immensely with your body image.
But when we talk about the people who happen to work in clubs as pole dancers,
thats a very different thing, since its such a hugely ’male run’ environment, in most cases.
=not all (professional or not) pole dancers are strippers or club pole dancers.
Bruh ;-;
Mark: "We could die here"
Jack: "At least we would die gracefully"
Mark: *falls and hits his head*
Jack: Watch and learn *jack proceeds to fall on purpose and is caught by an angel and is then surrounded by doves as he is set down and has his skull split open*
Jack: See it's not that hard
Mark: *Speechless*
Jack is Sus
This comment took my brain cells
I love this
I feel this has some vendetta against Mark.
The amount of both strength and body control people who practice this for sport and/or entertainment must have is INSANE
ikr like i know this kinda work line is stigmatized but the amount of great body performance you need to pull it off _along_ with the movements is insane and honestly that needs more positive attention from the average viewer, not to just brush it off as "sexy job means you weak as hell and not cut out for a _real_ job".
@@Chillwave6 as someone who does pole dance, i can attest that it is an all over body workout. Some of the moves elite polers do is insane. Pole is also not all sexy stuff. People that stigmatize it as 'sexy', it's not 'sexy' when you come out a class with vivid bruises the size of tissues and pole burns. They aren't fun lol.
@@claregallacher2684 interesting, i don't care if its not "fun" I'm still probably gonna look into this stuff deeper too.
The fact pole dancers can do stuff like this in very tall heals and with the amount of body strength is insanely impressive and outstanding
"Do I look good?"
"No"
"Tell me I look good"
"No"
"Tell me i'm trash"
"I'm not going to do that"
"okay"
*Mark and Jack's relationship in a shell*
Yas
understandable, have a nice day
In A *Shell*
YASSSSS IN A SHELL
6:45
“Whats your pain tolerance gentlemen?”
Mark being a masochist:...
Love it
@@darkweisspictures same lmao 😂
He said that?
@@androidconfusion right!like when did that happened 😂
@@brittanymckenzie2501 the memes is from this part: 18:37
As a pole dancer, I’m actually so impressed with them for how much they could do! Pole dancing is no joke and takes years of practice so good on them
Jacksepticeye - “did I look good though?😏”
Markiplier - “no”
We all just gonna ignore how sweet this lady is? She didnt wanna give them a bad score, put up with these bumbos and said that her past learners werent bad, they just were "not-knowing". She couldnt bring herself to talk down and to me she just seems like such a sweet person, hope shes doin well
Ikr? So patient, considerate, and professional!
mark the himbo
Look at her socks
She seems nice, it’s just her outfit makes me so *uncomfy* bc even though I know it’s not gonna fall off, there are things like shorts yk
“BuMbOs”
mark: hey jack we should go stripping
jack: ok sure
jacks mind: this is my moment to shine
They’re not stripping their pole dancing
@@riiilllce-5415 Well yes, but actually no.
lol
Seán is such a natural, like OMG.
Jack already shines uwu
@@rajpalbhatia1715 its different
When I first saw this I knew I wanted to learn how to pole dance. Now, 4 years later, I am learning how to pole dance.
Ah, good times
Good on ya! I'm just rewatching this now and just saw your comment!
I also started taking up pole dancing a few months ago! Can confirm that she makes everything look easy when it is in fact awfully hard lol
@@jessicafelice6767half of what she's doing my studio wouldn't even show you until you're a year in. But I think my studio takes a much slower approach than most places.
I want to learn now lmao
@@watermelon..baby12 you should! It is an all over body workout and is so much fun! I've been doing it over a year now and love it. Just be prepared for bruises and pole burns lol x
Fun fact:When spinning on the pole those heels that she is wearing helps her legs to keep grab of the pole.
Will they help me walk fabulously
@@yoshistar0708 yes, that too
😮
Oooo~
Jack could have been a pole dancer, he's got the looks and some of the skill, and body strength
KitCat I think mark is fangirling a little
Probably
YourUncleOlaf omg the photo from Ethans video love it I forgot to change my picture
That be a universe I'd like to see
@Shawn Watterson what do you mean he's a scammer???
I like how Jacksepticeye got a bit stressed trying Superman and his default was calling her M'am. They definitely drank some respect women juice that morning. Especially with Seán pointing out how difficult it is to do this in her shoes. They're so respectful this whole video and I'm glad there's positive male role models like them in media.
time stamp?
@@bresmith9042 it’s at about 21:54
FACTS
It’s one of many reasons why they’re so awesome!
Yes
The lady climbing the pole looks so easy like it doesn't take any strength whlie Mark and Jack climbing that pole like two caterpillars on a tree, it's so funny😂
Mark not knowing what to do with his hand just struck me funny AF 😂 sexy ADHD addition 😅
Jack: *Smells pole after Mark's armpits have been on it*
Mark: WhY wOuLd YoU sMeLl tHaT???
I mean.....
Lol
Ewwww!!!! Gross!😟
@TheUltimateUnipug 😂
*Girl:* “Sexy face!”
*Mark:* {Phsycopathic smile}
*pyschopathic
@@danganclouds1043 *psychopathic
KiwiLuiz cOpYcAt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@danganclouds1043 *grammar nazi
KiwiLuiz タムさ蒸し蒸し娘( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Love how Sean is just dancing while Mark is moving like an un-articulated doll
This was so uncomfortable but entertaining at the same time
for freaking real
The pole dancing lady: some people have gymnastics backrounds... me watching this in 2020: SUMMON ETHAN
YAS 😁😁 OMG YES
YESSSS
YESSSS
Hail the toad lord
Dude... quarantine, we cant
“oh I’m feeling myself today, lads”
- Jacksepticeye, 2018
Quote of the year! 😂😂😂😂
XD
Im dead
Slendy CA
While I saw that
Jack said the exact same fuckin thing
im crying 6:45
“do i look good?”
“no”
“tell me i look good”
“you don’t”
“tell me i’m trash”
“I’m not going to.”
Looking back on this. Sean looks like he’s in agonizing pain but having way too much fun at the same time. While Mark just looks like he’s ready to fall over and die the whole time XD
Mark: *lifts legs off ground*
Mark: *make anime struggling noises*
Sean: *dying of laughter*
this_acc is_random *i did not know his name was Sean.*
@@worldlyodd2081 yeah it's been known for a long time
i wanna like this comment but its 666 likes...
@@worldlyodd2081 I don't watch him but I always just thought it was Jack 😂
Seán*
Jack: do I look good??
Mark: no
Jack: tell me I look good
Mark: You don’t
Jack: tell me I’m trash
Mark: *im not going to*
What part was that
FINALLY I KNOW WHERE TIKTOK TOOK THIS AUDIO FROM SHSVS
Carysa Jade what time does he say that?
This is the time stamp for y'all
6:45-6:50
20:03
Mark: Yeah
Jack: Oh my God
Mark: yeah
Jack: Ohhh
Mark: yeah
Jack: Ohhhhhhh
Mark: yeah
Jack: EVERYWHERE!
Mark: yeah
😂
13:23 love how mark was ready to catch her incase of her hurting herself
i love how unironically decent/good jack is at this
Bruh she’s doing this all in those heels thats a *queen* right there
COMPLIMENTOR
@@TofuTuesdays how is a compliment simping?
@@TofuTuesdays What? Since when did a simple compliment become simping- she is a queen, deal with it
@@spookymonth8292All I have to say if that is a queen for you is, oh no
@@TofuTuesdays b r u h
Let me correct you...
“Compliment” that’s what she just said. c o m p l i m e n t .
SoME bODY ComE Get HIM hE DaNCing LIke A STrIPPer
Not TikTok!
XD😂
SoMeBoDy CoMe GeT hIm
🤣🤣
Please dont
Mark: *I'm not a masochist*
Also Mark: *Do that on your channel. On my channel we hurt.*
Mark: been doing it for 5 years occasionally yet still struggles
Sean: finally all the practice shall be of use to me
"Other hand on the pole."
Mark: **Abruptly slaps pole.**
"Now put your head against the pole."
Mark: **Cracks skull on pole.**
I laughed too hard at this
I choked on my candy corn reading this
"Stand still"
Mark: *shoots somebody*
Irrelevant Person lol
"Tell me I'm trash!"
"I'm not going to..."
That was actually sweet
Wholesome
That's sounds kinda gay
@@mezmereyesofficial7526 so?
@@lemonbloomss840 nah it just sounds gay to me lol I'm not tryna offend anyone tho
9:58 "your gonna do hip circles"
Mark: *moves his hips in a slow upward motion like his hips move on old rusty hydraulics*
10:00 "sexy face!"
Mark: *grins like a possessed maniac*
Can we just appreciate that not only does the instructor do these moves beautifully, she's also in platform heels??? I respect this lady so much, I would fall and die just walking in a straight line, let alone pole dancing in them
Not going to lie, I love this girl Where she says “I wouldn’t say awful, maybe not knowing” is like so nice, she seems she doesn’t wanna call anyone awful, and I love her confidence because you have to be real confident to be like a pole dancer or stripper and wear things like that, and I love how mark and jack remain the contact and respect what she does for a job
From an instructor standpoint, she's a really good one. It's awesome
Ikr, and normally people with confidence are assholes but she was super nice when she talked about teaching others and when she taught Mark and Sean
6:45
“Do I look good?!”
*“No.”*
“Tell me I look good-“
“You don’t.”
*”Tell me I’m trash!”*
“I’m not going to.”
You just did.
Lol
Oh the mark x jack fandom is still kicking hard
@Nicole Pabillon YASSS
As soon as I saw this comment they said damn
2:57 Mark doing it normally while Sean looks like he's having a fuckin' seizure; these two 💀
6:51 Mark's standing like a NPC waiting to be interacted with
I love how 99.9% of the time they looked only at her face, they drank gallons of respect women juice
yeah they only looked at her body when she was showing them what to do and werent looking cause they were interested in her but trying to actually learn. They didnt just drink respect women juice, they invented it.
It's sad seeing how much people praise them for being respectful coz it's so rare with most men nowadays
I’m a girl and I feel like even I would I have accidentally looked. Not in like a weird way but I feel like it’s impossible to only look at someone’s face
As every guy should drink, but some of them choose to have a glass of Audacity To Disrespect Women Juice in the morning
@@hugnboba no it isn't a lot of men respect women
Jack, this is scary. He has legs. Im so used to only seeing his head.
I'm also scared
same 😰
I'm used to only seeing your mom
@@ALLENTOWN69 😬
i thought jack was a floating head
They needed more skin contact. It's typically why women are in bikinis and men are shirtless. I think Mark and Sean have a market for Cloak crop tops and pole dancing videos. haha. WE ARE COMING UP ON ANOTHER 4 YEARS :)
The instructor doing it infront of mark and sean is like bending over infront of your grandparents
Lady: **showing them the move**
Jack: okay…
Mark: oh what the f-
M: "And what exactly is holding me to the pole?..."
J: "Sheer force of will.."
your sexiness
Xenia Parker that makes more sense, perfectly timed
Dear god, please give me jacks confidence. Please give me the ability to not only look but act a fool, cause awkward silences, and just hip thrust through them like a BOSS!
4years later, still find that impressive.
Can we just appreciate that the instructor had to lift the entire MAN that is markiplier multiple times so he wouldn’t fall to his death 💀
The same instructor held her whole body on a pole with her elbow
The lady had HEELS on for Pete,s sake!!!!!!!
Markiplier must be heavy
It is kinda crazy how strong pole dancers are.
She is one strong lady
Multiple things to say
- She is a legend for being able go do that in heels like that
- Jack looks like he's lowkey loving this
- Mark looks dead inside
And me hating myself being the disgusting perv child I am
@@christiegrossman6731 "I love cocktails"
you call THAT "low-key" lolol
Like Jesus Sean knows how to work his hips he’s having fun with it
Jack: Slowly gets a böner
Everyone: your a masochist, mark.
Mark: No...
Also mark: "Do that on your channel, On my we... we hurt."
Sean literally called him out on it EVEN BEFORE [REDACTED] came into being!!!
@@ElizaaKin unnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Damn i cant believe this was four whole years ago man... Time fucking flies. This came out my freshman year, im about to graduate. Thats crazy.
Fr😮
Her casually upside down hanging by her legs:
"So in the crucifix..."
Talking normally too. Like... I-
E-
It’s on 666 likes rn 👀
Jack: * look like he’s enjoy and low key good at it *
Mark: * literally suffering *
Me: I really want to see Felix do pole dance and suffering
MARK
JACK
A N D F E L I X
NEEDS TO HAPPEN
ETHAN SHOULD DO IT WITH THEM TOO HE WOULD BE AMAZING AT IT
but Felix has no legs :/
@@ruwi4635 even better that's less weight to lift
Y e s
Rewatching this and realizing that Jackaboy is so limber while Markimoo is just dead inside LOL
I have so much respect for pole dancers, I don't have the strength to do this, let alone in heals, its literally so cool
They really said *respect woman juice*
Their commitment to holding eye contact is incredible
@@floof_hair3857 I respect them very much for that ✊🏼
@@changed5391 same
Lol
@Lol Lol they have girlfriends...
Other men: goes to gentlemen club to look at strippers.
Mark and Jack: TRIES to becomes them.
Took it to the next level.
True gentlemen
Mark and Jack are men of culture
It’s couples stripping 🏳️🌈🌝😊
And took it to the fruity lvl
Too many ICONIC quotes to repeat in this 😂
I love the chemistry between Mark and Sean!
honestly i think ethan would thrive in this if mark ever wants to do a part 4. I can’t remember if they did pole dancing in Unus Annus but i think they did something “similar”
Jack: thinking how sexy he will be
Mark: complaining that he can’t do it
Jack is ACTUALLY trying really hard. It's the funniest shit ever
Jack is feelin his oats!!
I think its endearing
mark: just getting the hang of it
sean: I SAVE D- BY GIVIN IT CPR
18:32
We just not gonna talk about the instant change in convo? okay cool!!
I like that Sean has this thing in the bag and Mark is just dying the whole time
And he continues to be dying as Ethan is revealed as a natural Salsa dancer
Jack has clearly had practice.
Sean over here like “Tom Holland, call me” not knowing he’d get to interview him twice in the years to come
And play uncharted with him
The fact that she could do all this in heels ASTOUNDS me… 🤣
i love how at 5:25 mark and sean's hands were like perfectly synced for a little
Jack: “Can’t we just do like a basic, like spinnie boy?”
Mark: “Noo! No! We do that on your channel, on mine we hurt!”
“i’M nOt a mAsOcHiSt”
Masochist evidence lol
Mark: doing this video with Jack
Jack: doing this video with Mark
Felix: *sadly cradles himself in corner while crying alone*
little Wolf 399 he’s not there cause he doesn’t have legs
@@althea3763 lmao
little Wolf 399 next one should be with Felix
willford motherloving warfstchate its a reference
@@althea3763 he's a fake fan, a real fan would know
3:51 Sean's little dance moves 👯♂️