BEING BULLIED BECAUSE I'M AMAZING AT UNO | UNO w/ JackSepticEye and Pokimane
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- Today... I was bullied... just because I'm absolutely incredible at UNO in every way shape AND form, Juh-Sean and Pokimane decided to try to break me down... here is my side of the story...
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"A childrens game"
"A CHILDRENS GAME?! THIS IS A WAR!
This is serious business man!
u right
YES it is
Yes it is
@@eXcAlIbUr_aLmAsRu7I indeed it is!
An Irishman, a Moroccan-Canadian woman, and a Korean-German American dude walk into a bar-
you mean 50% english, 50% korean, 50% german, and 50% american dude?
@@krampus9376 Yeah, but that would've been too long.
@@avatarofasura3971 lolollol I can respect that
Markiplier: Wait, what am *I* doing here? I don't drink! I *can't* drink!
@@FalloutJack I didn't think this joke through and I've killed Mark.
The best part was the ending 54:38
Poki: gg’s
Mark: gg’s na na that’s twitch talk, here on CZcams we say fuck you I hate you.
Amazing
33:09 why I think poking should star in distactable
What?
roblos slenders described in a comment
LOL
39:11 “You ever eaten an avocado? It’s life changing.”
I agree. I ate a whole avocado the first time I ever had one, and it was life changing to find out I’m allergic to avocados.
Oof
Skill issues
Ima be honest, you probably didn’t put enough stats into resistance.
I know you suffered, but that's hilarious due to the context. Thank you for sharing, and glad to see you're still alive.
@@grim-the-archangel5477 lol
Mark talking about the Ai: Don't feel bad, they're horrible monstrosities
Wade yelling in the distance: BARBARA
@EMMR 05 *YOU RIGHT*
It's all fvcking Barbara's fault
@@ravenmayamonsegue2748 ＹＯＵ ＲＩＧＨＴ
@EMMR 05 out in soace somewhere aliens are spending billions and alot of time trying to find out what the hell that was and who is barbara
This is just a glorious thread of comments and thank you Abel Kent for beginning its existence.
Poki: "i feel bad for pudding he look's sad"
Mark: *remembering Barbara* "don't"
:'(
Gabi P. G. Don’t forget Swaggy
Remembering*
Don't be
how bout globox
I love how mark is going on about how this isn’t a childrens game while there’s a blanket fort in the background
Adults are just big kids with bills
Omg I would have not noticed that, thank you!
That blanket fort is a [redacted] relic.
A king must have his castle, baby
unus annus video==
Poki: “I’ve never played a children’s card game.”
If there is one thing I’ve learned from watching Yu-Gi-Oh, children’s card games *always have the highest stakes.*
T h I c C B u R g E r BAKUGAN GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL WITH DIGIMON DIGITAL DU-DU-DUEL!
MARK! If you lose the UNO, you lose your soul!
JohngamerYT “Oh alright.”
i summon my blue uno reverse card
“Alright Jimbo, you better win this one or it’s off to the fucking shadow realm with you.”
Pokimane: It’s a children’s card game
Everyone: Now you listen here
Zarfa- de “listen here you little shit”
Zarfa- de everybody: Your Wrong, stop Being so Wrong..
"It's a children's card game"
Oh, you don't know the half of it...
I actually felt daggers pointing at me when playing Uno in person.
Love the fact poki was in this....more twitch crossovers please ^_^
It IS a children's game. What?😂
30:30 The longest uno game was 170 hours, played in Germany from the 5th to the 12th in January 2011.
MY GOD! THATS A WHOLE WEEK!
Jesus christ! You've got to be kidding
Holy shit he's not kidding
That reminds of that duel in the 1700s that lasted several years
I belive they were actually playing "Schafkopf" I don't belive there is actually an official record to date unfortunately :(
11:07 Mark when getting too many cards:
20:08 Jack when getting too many cards:
28:10 Poki when getting too many cards:
47:47 Puddin when getting too many cards:
everyone suffers together
also poki in that timestamp reminds me of that one girl telling a bear not to break her kayak lmfao
@kami,
I don't know which one you are talking about but I just want to point out that puddin also got many but @silver strivoit didn't bother putting the time stap
in there........
I mean sure he might dominating game and hand out the victory to markeiplayer whose COINCIDENTALLY is the video we are watching.
Puddin? Who is REALLY controlling you?
“AI’s are ruthless”
Have you heard the legend of Barbra?
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Wade the wise?
The only thing he was afraid of was losing his uno games, which of course he did. He spent all his draw twos on his friends, and Barbara gave him draw fours without him even knowing.
Have you heard about the legend of Al Dusty?
I thought not. It's not a story the Uno players will tell you.
He was an AI bot so powerful, he could get his enemy’s hands into the quadruple digits.
Mark's first win: AI Pudding's fault
Second win: Sean's fault
Third win: Poki's fault
Mark: skil
Well that's how uno works, doesn't it?
Mark: [manipulating events in the background] Everything is proceeding according to my design.
Mark: When you operate on as many levels as I do...
its not Sean its juh-sean
It pretty much is. He got into their heads way too easily to make them make those moves.
sean’s joke “we’re gonna be here until the lockdown stops” gets funnier the longer covid lasts
You are so right
we're all laughing in pain together....
You right
lockdown hasn't been a thing for like 2 years?? and this comment was made six months ago??
@@catherinemartin1957 well the lockdown isn’t around anymore, but Covid still is around.
52:20 has to be one of the funniest and best timed things I've heard
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😂
32:30
Mark's rant about fat and Juh-sean linking fat to Abraham lincon was the funniest thing ive heard today
On God tho dude I was wheezing for two minutes straight xDDD The shrieks to jump-in sent me each time xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The beginning of the sequence is a close second
"There has been more than scientific studies that the lack of fat- UARUAGHEAGH"
The US anthem in the background too LOL
Pokimane: A children’s game
Mark: remembering how wade broke his hand during a heated game
Lily R it’s called “wade literally broke his hand” or just look up markiplier Uno
I hear Wade screaming "BARBARA!" in the distance...
When he "Jazz handed" too hard.
excuse me, he jazz handed his hand into a dislocation... but yes this makes it an adult game -_-
@@andalinda5716 do you know what a joke is-
It takes two seconds for someone to piss off mark lmao
Bear facts
Also Vanish
@@chucksabaton5761
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Bear Yes I’m the SCP Foundation
@@katanaligon1386
I legitimately want to see him play vanish again
23:43 - 24:52 The sheer amount of stall and great plays Mark had witnessed was amazing and hilarious at the same time!
33:20 I want to listen to mark rant more because honestly he’s speaking the facts that everyone needs to know
Poki: “I’ve never played uno”
Barbara: “peace was never an option”
this comment made me laugh harder than i ever have 😭😭
Wow 566 likes and 2 comments
Lmaoooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hhh
AI Pudding:*draws infinitely*
Poki: aww I feel kinda bad
Mark: No their horrible monstrosities.
Wade screaming while Barbra makes him draw 4
BARBRA!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yes, I remember that 😂👌
I wanted it to be with Wade and Bob so bad 😭
i hope if mark, jack, and poki make another one of these videos, they get Barbra so poki can see how horrible/funny barbra is
Markiplier: saying "I skill" as "Ice Kill"
Me: hearing "Ice Cream" as "I Scream"
nah bru not to be rude but this shit was weak
Mark: *sneezes*
Sean: "IS THAT A STREAMER TERM?!"
Poki: "I never played a children's card game."
Mark and Jack: "You never learnt the nature of this friendship-breaking game."
i thought monopoly alredy had that title
exactly
It does.and so does mario party
When she said that my head was screaming "Yu-Gi-Oh~!" ..... Darn abridge series
ITS A MAN'S GAME
Pokimane: *breathes*
Mark: I S T H A T A S T R E A M E R T E R M
W H A T H O W ?
N O T IN T H I S Y O U T U B E C H A N N E L
Y O U C A N ‘ T S A Y A N Y O F T H A T
I S T H A T A S T R E A M E R T E R M ?
namek I S T H A T A S T R E A M E R T E R M ?
honestly seans impression of marks laugh was spot on
11:40 that scream will live on in my head forever😂😂😂
😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pokimane: “Children's card game.”
*Children's card game*
Mark and Jack slash Sean: *Get offended hard*
*ChIlDrEnD'S CaRd gAmE?*
Yugioh be like "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! BUT IF YOU CAN BEAT ME IN THIS CHILDREN'S CARD GAME YOU GO FREE!"
why is Mark always looking on the right?
people like you shouldn't be allowed to have access to internet
Me and my friends legit got into fights over Uno.
eyman that’s where his computer screen is.
Everyone keeps saying "who's Ja-sean?" but never "how's Ja-Sean.."
*sad gamer noise*
I'll do ya one better......"why's Ja-Sean"?
But also, why is Ja-Sean?
What is Ja-Sean?
Where is ja-séan
ITS JACK
43:03
Poki: Can you guys do accents?
Mark: *Goes FULL Italian*
Idk if you're joking, but that was French. 😂
pretty sure that was french XD
as an italian i waited the whole video for this moment just to year a french accent.
I’d like to think this was a Cloak business meeting which got WAAAAAAAY out of hand.
Uno just isn’t the same without Wade screaming *BARBARA* every 2 seconds
Exactly.
More likes
Too true, too true
*you right.*
True
Mark: *gives an entire pep talk about fat*
Also Mark: How’d I get 11 cards
I'll choose not to like your comment, so it stays at 69.
*He got fatter...*
Thomas Kelly a bit too late for that
@@samsemy6825 Look at what they've done to my boy..
It's because he had a healthy fat amount of cards
Jack predicted the will smith slap.
Mark: “je-Sean”
Jack: “Keep that name out of your mouth”
😐
I love that comment
32:20 is exactly how I go on rants. I get all worked up about something and all my friends are like, “Homie, we’re playing Uno.”
pokimane: just wants to play her cards
ju-sean: just happy to be here
mark: came to win
AI Pudding: just wants to play along
Mini Ladd got max cards in uno he did a whole video on it
Nanananana
Pokimane: Clean girl
Ju-SEAN: Sugar eater
Markimoo: Mr. malk
6:25
Mark: behold, my nIne.
Poki: behold My nine.
Juh-Sean: Ah, but gamers, behold MY nine!
AI Pudding: b e h o l d , m y n i n e.
Thanks for the time stamp 😂
poki: hold my simps
Behold, my nine.
You spelled nine wrong on the first one
I actually read this when it happened
Honestly the thing I like the most in gameplays with a lot of people is seeing them talk about somethings while still enjoying the game
Rules of uno:
7:52 - if I draw the +4, I did not lie.
9:31 - you *have* to say uno
13:01 - you can jump in
When she was screaming “game” when getting loads of cards she sounded like that girl screaming about the bear breaking her kayak
"Bear! No bear!" Thank you for reminding me about that video
OMG i was thinking the exact same thing haha
I'm so glad someone pointed it out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god...
@@Thor_the_Doge *BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
Poki: "I never played a children's card game. "
Me: its a Mafia poker game.
mafia poker game *cough* for kids*cough*
Hell yes!!’n 😂😂😂
Uno is a game that gave me so many friends that I lost on the same day because I somehow win when I’m not supposed to.
27:07 The instant Mood Swing on this was unbelievable 😂
11:43 Sean sounded like the old meme of someone screaming
Which one
Probably Wilhelm
Sounds like Tie-Fighters or X-Wings in Star Wars going through space 😂😂😂
Pokimane: "Children's card game."
Mark: *Looks like you are going to the shadow realm jimbo*
HAHHAA XDDDDD DUUUUDE HHA 🤣🤣🤣
@daniel benavides relax dude... ;)
Children's card games don't exist as long as adults are beating them every single time... ;-)
I immediately thought of a Yu-Gi-Oh reference once she has mentioned
C H I L D R E N ' S C A R D G A M E
Oh that's nothing. One time I sat on a Horn of the Unicorn. And of course, that changed my life.
Pokimane: I'm Canadian
Mark: *Goes into rant about milk/fat*
Me: This is gold
Me : currently drinking whole milk
@shadowyeager fukn jug m8
@shadowyeager you drink milk out of a _bag?_
@shadowyeager Nobody. You can't have a liquid in a BAG. You need a solid container!
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 oh you just put the bag in a pitcher!
Jack: Gets Uno
Mark: 40:08 channels Doctor Strange
Underrated
Jack: Actually this is pretty good.
Mark: I want to go around.
Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Alternative title: Californian, Canadian, and an Irish guy argue over the fat content in milk
Wait, wasn't mark Hawaiian or something?
Luís Why’d you refer to Poki and Sean to as their countries and Mark as the state he lives in?
Ellithejoker cuz America doesn’t exist
@@ellithejoker1046 LMAO I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
@@ellithejoker1046 but the original comment also refer Mark as Californian
Anyone: breathes
Mark: *THIS IS CZcams*
**aggresive flailing across screen**
Angie *NO STREAMER TERMS!!*
Strong “MATH IS MATH” vibes
@@ezorist heheh what?
I just love how the bot is going into full troll mode everytime the other ones do 😂
30:56 mark casually dropping a neopronoun in a completely neutral context is why i love him so much
Mark: “Are you Canadian”
Pok1: “Yeah”
Mark: “Ew”
What time stamp? XD
(Nevermind found it 31:12 lmao)
Me: Surprised pikachu face
@@sunnyy4997 😂same 😯 lmao "ew?" I mean Canadians as a whole are probably better than Americans as a whole
Kamjie 245 LOL. As a Canadian I think we are pretty cool
@@kamjie2459 As an American I agree with that statement.
pok1mane: *breathes*
Jack and Mark: SHES SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE TWITCHERS
I legit read "SHES SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE TWITCHERS" in Juh-Sean's voice (yes im calling Sean that for now on and see if my friends watched this yet! XD)
Luna Fox oMG XD thats an XD moment oh my god
ya mom lmaoooo
Luna Fox “XD” you dont deserve to be on the internet
@@that1bunny821 Hey, welcome to disney XD. My name is JoJo and my life is crumpling to pieces. DuuDuuDOOOOOWOO
Came here for mostly 38:05 because its the happiest Mark has ever been, followed by Jack's reaction.
38:06 phuk
@@chaoticgoodyt107 I still go back to this and replay it and after Jack saying phuk I will restart it at that point just to constantly laugh at it.
Mark: I WIN!
Jack: PHUK!
11:38 and then Jack's scream at the end got me 💀
Most men on the internet: *simps for Pokimane*
Mark and Jack: *yelling at Pokimane every 4 minutes*
But it's like, good yelling. Just joking, teasing, etc. Those thirsty dudes might be super polite at first but when they get angry they become some of the most toxic douchebags out there. Total opposite of the yelling here.
I mean they got girls,plus they treatin her like a human being
@@good_noodle4838 wow amazing who knew it was possible
I mean, both Mark and Jack have girlfriends, so it would be pretty concerning if they did simp for her...😐
periodt
Pokimane: "A children's game"
Uno Professionals: *_Peace Was Never An Option._*
I love you...
why are all of these top comments the same stupid unfunny format. CZcams comments are terrible
@@mattgillam7379 its not supposed to be funny honey. its supposed to be a meme. and if you can't handle the heat then you need to get outta the kitchen.
u right...
@@DVD-jw3ly memes are supposed to be funny smh
47:50 had me crying
52:20
Jake: this is looking very good guys.
"Literally second a later"
Mark: "BURSTING INTO LAUGHTER"
Mark pulling more cards at 47:00 had me rolling because he could've just played the other color he had since it was the same number lol
Playing Uno w/Bob & Wade: You're gonna laugh.
Playing Uno here: We're all gonna cry.
Lmao 🤣
Accurate 😂😂
Mark: behold my 9
Poki: Behold my 9
Jack: Oh but gamers -- Behold My 9
A.I: BEHOLD MY 9
6:24
Who's Ai? You mean Pudding?
What is this , Russia?
Eden Woof Woof ah but gamers! Behold my 9
*pulls out meat scepter*
BEHOLD MY 69
I love how with wade and bob it’s just wade screaming babara but with poki and jack it’s everyone sharing around the cards
Pok1mane: I wanted to use my cards :(
Mark: nope
Juh-Sean:I’m just happy to be here :)
Poke: I’ve never played uno before
Mark: so you have chosen..... *death*
Mark: "oh you didn't know about challenging"
Everyone: **flashbacks to him failing to understand challenging**
Or flash back to golf with friends when Mark didn't know about the power bar.
Flashbacks to Welcome to the Game 2
@@racefan2713 y e s
Ok but how does it work
@@Ryze2803 I have no idea.
Je-sean: we're gonna play till lockdown ends!
God in 2022: I'm rootin for the world record!
i like how the AI steps in with his nine in this intense fighting scene 6:22
I love how jack’s humor hasn’t changed, he made that “uuuunooooo” joke like 4 years ago
Thats exactly what I was thinking lmao
🤣🤣💀
I saw that and had this same exact thought
Uuuuuuuuuu...... noooooooooo
Damn..time surely does fly by
Poki: I'm from Canada
Mark: FAT IS GOOD FOR YOU!!
Je'sean: oh god...
Alexandria Self jack was just thinking “Americans...”
@@danieloceansmith3156 but..
Canada...
28:29 poki sounds like the one video of the lady screaming at the bear for destroying her kayak
The girl in the video you're talking about is my current math teacher
You all know jacks famous catchphrase: "ooh da potato"
Mark: “Don’t worry about them. Their horrible monstrosities.” Me: *Flashbacks to Wade and Barbara*
F*** Barbara
The Dream
The pure hatred for barbara is amazing
This is f****** Barbara’s fault!
THANK YOU!!! 😂 I was gonna say, "They haven't even faced Barbara!" 😂😂😂😂
Mark: "This is a highly competitive, extremely stressful game for-"
Me: "WADE!"
Mark: "-adults."
Me: "Damn it."
Not to be rude but I don't believe you actually said that
I mean he literally broke his hand once😂
@@sarahmcdonald4787 yeah but he jazzed hand he didn't beak his hand out of anger
Me who play card games competitively absolutely died when poki called them 'children cards games '
I love how Lixian gives Sean a new name everytime it pops up
“Seanspoketoosoon”
32:54 to Abraham Lincoln-Sean 2020
*Mark:* “Why blue? IT WAS BLUE?!”
*Al* *Pudding:* My goals are beyond your understanding
This had me laughing so hard
Reverse Pudding
WAS FUNNY
DEFINETLY LAUGED
Pudding just wanted to make mark mad
timestamp?
Mark: Shes learned too quick.
Jack: And I havent learmed a damn thing.
Sounds like my school group when we take advanced algebra.
r i p i love algebra lol
Did Jack go smooth brain
Magic 8 ball according to Cloak Mark, Jack is always smooth brain.
that just sounds like me all the f*cking time :")
why are all of these top comments the same stupid unfunny format. CZcams comments are terrible
This just isn’t the same as playing with bob and wade. That’s the good stuff.
Mark: "The rising tide raises all ships"
Also Mark: "Don't take my ship" 😂😂 love him
The title says, "w/ JackSepticEye." Who is this JackSepticEye? I only see Mark, Pokimane, and Juhseán.
Fixed it, it's Juseán/Juhseán, not Jaseán, my apologies.
Jaw shuan
I would argue that I only see Markimoo, Pokimane and J'Seán
I thought it's JaShawn
it's juh-sean
You mean Juh-Seán
Each one represents a different country
Mark: USA
Jack: Ireland
Rokimane: Canada
Al Pudding: World Wide Web
Bakuhoe Ah, yes, my favorite country: the internet
There is a fat political joke running around, but I'am not pudding it in.
wait poki is canadian?
Juh-Sean also did it auto correct with poki name or on purpose either way that’s funny let’s just change marks name to whole fat milk
i love your name @bakuhoe
mark: peerch, jack: WAS THAT A STREAMER TERM?? - 13:17
Jack: Things are looking pretty good!
Pudding: I'm bout to ruin this man's whole career
Mark: Don't take my ship. That was my ship....
Pokimane: My ship is your ship!
*Communism intensifies*
B...Buffsuki?
lol?
OUR ship.
Being seeing a lot of communist comments, Karl give me a sign
“Did someone say accents?”
*Ethan comes out from the shadows speaking with his 100 accents*
It's just 100 different variants of the italian accent
M T and Eminem
It’s the dance of Italy
Howoah
It’s the dance of Italy
Howoah
Ethan: UNUS ANNUS, UNUS ANNUS, UN ANS, UN ANS, UN AÑO, UN AÑO, ONE YEAR, ONE YEAR
Who the hell is ethan
Pokimane: I've never played UNO
Mark:...and I took that personally
That frustration release got me. I replayed 38:06 for a solid 5 minutes straight
My 3 moods
"I just wanted to use my cards"
"NO."
"I'm just happy to be here."
Mark: out here living my best life
Poki: Sean is dying
Mark: this ain't about him
Adrián López this made me think of “I’m back baby”
Poki is slowly taking this more and more serious throughout the video. She’s truly understanding the depth of Uno.
5:30
Gotta love the cheeky red 6 and 9
"There is a king of hearts in my hand for some reason." Had me rolling.
Why is there a Blue Eyes White Dragon in my hand?
Pikachu
I was rolling over in my own grave, laughing my a$$ off😂
timestamp?
There’s also a shiny Charizard in my hand, what color or number is this?
My brother told me once his whole class in school played a giant uno game and they all ganged up on this one girl and made her draw 128 cards with a chain of +4s.
The fuck? Are there 128 cards in GAME?
Outflame they must’ve mixed a few decks together unless we’re being big dumb dumbs and there’s actually many more cards than we thought
@@boskeep1 oh I didnt think about that ok
Outflame there’s 108 cards in an uno deck, but when you play with that many people, you combine a bunch of decks
Yeah that's Uno
That's how things work
No friends or feelings
*Only pain*
Poki and Pudding: *skips Juh-Sean and mark three times in a row*
Mark: *flashbacks to BOBara*
Mark giving Pokimane the same treatment as everyone else he plays with proves he’s not a simp and possibly a machocist once and for all
Pokimane: "Children's card game."
Me: throwing my head (back) laughing maniacally
Also I'm pretty sure it's been done where all the cards in a UNO game were drawn and the deck in the top left actually disappeared until cards were played
Edit: Pokimane said lies and deceit. MICHAEL REEEEEEVES
Poki: The innocent newbie who likes sugar
Mark: The hardened veteran who drinks M I L K
And Juh-Sean's there I guess
I have been in that game before, it's why I prefer electronic UNO more. Some think it a legend, but it is oh so real...
Yeah mini Ladd did it
I have done it before, it was amazing
149Ji offlineTV is leaking into other comment sections!
Smi77y has managed to break the upper limit of uno cards. It starts giving copies of the last card played repeatedly.
My favorite thing about this playthrough is that Poki sounds like a fan of Mark and Jack who is finally playing online with them. She's nervous and excited.
Yeah, like she's giddy and excited and is trying to hide her excitement to not weird out her idol.
@@angeged9419 If this really is the case, then she's hiding it really well ;w;
The funniest part is, (I'm not a diehard fan or anything, but...) from Videos I've seen, I think she's just like this all the time.
Looks like you are a people pleaser
@@ompande1272 ??
OMG 4:29 IM SHAKING AND CRYING RN
12:47 2 standing towers
💀