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Abhumans are human subspecies - descendants of humans who have physically evolved after long periods of isolation on worlds with various extreme environmental conditions. The Imperium recognizes 73 stable abhuman strains, of which 46 types are now listed as extinct, with a further 12 suggesting they too have died out or been assimilated into the greater population. The status of the remaining 15 strains is an issue of constant debate within the Administratum's Tithes Chamber Notaries, sub. Planetary Census (Abhumans), the administrative body that deals with Abhuman affairs.
Down the Abyss from Dust Falls, past the tunnels to Rust Town, Spoilheap and Port Mad Dog, the underhive grows dark. Deeper still, beneath the Delta-7 Badzones and the old ratskin trail to the White Wastes, the Abyss lives up to its name and the light of Dust Falls is hidden by miles of twisting tunnel. Finally, beyond the road to Two Tunnels and the Tangle, the Abyss reaches its end, opening up over the vastness of the hive bottom, and the frontier settlement of Sump City.
Rising up from the toxic sea around it, Sump City is the last port of call for gangs and guilders, who come here looking to seek wealth out in the midnight expanse of the hive bottom, or to sail out onto the sump sea in search of the sump spiders and their priceless diamond eyes. - Zábava
Thanks for the shout out about my catgirls! It was a great game, if only my tanks could have landed more than one shot...
Criminal that so few people have noticed you and the only reply here is a spambot. Based army builder, Katrkins is genius.
@@vegladex thanks, I was a little late to the video so it makes sense that my comment was lower. The army is full of Cadnyans and Katsrkins, and led by "stray-kitten" (straken), unfortunately I didn't have a good conversion ready for Lord Solar Leontus... he name already matches too.
Bricky's forehead just blinded your tank.
@@grade14Super late but would love to see photos of the catgirl army.
@@Dinoninja79135 I've tried replying twice with a link, but my replies keep disappearing, I posted pictures on r/astramilitarum the post is "My Cadnyan Nyinth"
I love the kroot saying both that Felinids are "Indistinguishable from regular humans" and "Have claws as long as their forearms" in the same account. Just wonderful example of "idk your species all look about the same to me."
I really hope it’s the latter.
There’s no reason cat girls should look cute in 40k, they should be abominations that are hideous to look at.
By that logic, do the kroot mistake eldar for humans as well?
@@ace12342 I presume the far too fluid movement would give it away because theres often a lot of attention to that in lore, they would at the very least be distinguished as a subspecies as i presume SpaceMarines are, however you could also make the argument that since Kroot come in so many shapes abd sizes the exact reverse would be true and any species, Human or Xenos, that is human-like enough would convince them, like say a Gretchen
@SolarArmadillo It's just the Live Cats musical costumes level of horror catgirls
The Kroot dont see race fr fr
“There were very few cat girls alive when I was done” based Bricky
a true servant of the imperium. throne bless him in his prosecution of the furries
“There were very few cat girls alive, but I still came."
- half of the internet, also known as "SUBS"... (also the entire population of Japan)
@@venerablebrothergoriate5844 For Servants of Chaos , the Night lords are great at purging mutants.
@@venerablebrothergoriate5844The Black Templars would be proud.
@@jaketheberge1970 as would the Iron Hands. For the Felinid mutation is an error born of the flesh. And as you well know, FLESH IS WEAK.
Tonite on Ridiculous Gear: Shy rejects being the smallest member of Adeptus Ridiculous team and begins taking all manner of substances to turn her into the very first ''shygryn.'' DK joins the Ratlings which alarms them as they rarely wear shoes and DK has been deprived of feet for many days and Bricky becomes a Navigator in which he uses the Emperor's Light that reflects off his magnificent Forehead to guide his crew through all manner of topics.
its doge vandire all over again
@@jefrosiers8880 DK is the Doge Vandire of Adeptus Ridiculous
Do Ratling feet look like weird, long hands the same way regular rat feet do? 🤔
@@inktoxicant Yes
Bricky's forehead is a pseudo Astronomicon
Alright boys, it’s time to see just how far “humanity” can be stretched before you’re just a demon or xeno.
As in all fantasy humanity’s true power is an extremely flexible genome.
Oh God
Time to call up flash gits. They always have a spar flamer on hand.
@@1234kalmar
It would be incredibly ironic if whatever other sentient species in the far future we might meet can all interbreed between them and humans are the odd ones out.
Don’t get me wrong humans would still try and hit that cause that’s just who we are. But I still think it’d be funny
見よ、男だ！🦋
You know what a good way for a chaos cultist to convert Ogrins would be to just put on a big hat and start giving them orders like they were the commissar.
Ogryns am I right
ah yes, the TF2 of imperial worlds, where the war has devolved to hat trading, because roaming gangs of Ogryn listen to whoever has the most and biggest hats
Chaos Cultist: *puts on a big hat* "Hello there, ogryn friend, you like the Emperor, right? You like the Emperor because he's mighty and strong. Well, the Emperor likes you too, because you're strong, and he wants you to be stronger and kill more or his enemies. He likes you so much he wants you to know his name so you can praise him better and shout it out when you kill his enemies. His name is Khorne, and everyone who says otherwise is an enemy of him. Now go and kill in Khorne's name."
Please that would be way too smart for a 40k chaos cultist
@@AverageAwesomeDude My money is on them being a Tzeench cultist, converting the Ogryn auxiliaries into Khorne as part of a convoluted plan.
@@matiasyannuzzi9655 the infuriating genius of 40k lore is that would still make perfect sense in universe
If Afriel Strain and Lamenters end up meeting each other it's going to be another Cain and Calgar situation:
"mood kindred?"
*"MOOD KINDRED!"*
When Cadians and Imperial Fists go drinking, it's an orderly evening.
When Catachans and Space Wolves go drinking, it's a wild party.
When Afriels and Lamenters go drinking, it's a wake.
Knowing the Lamenters it'll end in a misunderstanding and a blood bath
“That’s not the cat girl you want to bed” speak for yourself, cowards.
Tonight on Ridiculous Gear: Rouge Traders identify Shy as leader of the ogryn. DK made a wrong turn, slipped on a lasgun, fired at an enemy from yards away and became the latest ratling marksman. Bricky has been identified as Homo Sapien Forehadicus as his forehead reflects the light from the astronomican to lead what ships he’s stationed on in and out of the warp with ease
Draik is actually a really interesting character, if you read the books he is actually an exile from his family and is made a rogue trader to so they can keep him alive but he cant return home to Tera. He has this concept of trying to keep his semi lost nobility, while also being a hunter, and explorer.
Warhammer 40K: Our setting is so unrelentingly dystopian and messed up we coined the term "grimdark"
Also Warhammer 40K: We have cat girls ^^
Also also Warhammer 40k: Wait, you think those are a draw? No, they're a coping mechanism.
"Too many chefs in the kitchen" basically lol
That's the whole point really, it's the mix of absurdly comedic mixed with the absurdly grim.
Orks as a concept embody that, but all the factions have moments of levity.
Even the Tau, but it's usually at their expense entirely.
@@korstmahler deservedly so
@@korstmahler T'au "Yo Drukhari, long time no see. BTW what happened to those Water-Caste fellows we sent you"
(pained moaning)
Drukhari "oh silly boy ... iiiiii'lllllll never tell teehee"
51:17 - What's even more horrifying is that if its cry sounds like an abandoned child, these things are also likely keying in on abandoned children, thinking it's another worm sounding the dinner bell. Thus they are actual incentive to NOT help or rescue abandoned children in the sump. Dark.
To be fair to weirdly coloured people in the Underhive one of the factions in Necromunda have REALLY strong Genestealer vibes, but most likely have nothing to do with them. It's a big universe not everything is Tyrannids.
"The deathless sleeper waits, beneath the dead world."
And you know that they don't have anything to do with the Tyranids because Necromunda has their own Genestealer Cults.
The deathless sleeper beneath a dead world sounds like that prototype of the primarchs or Lion El Johnson
@@henrypaleveda7760 Or the giant psychic behemoths that used to rule the planet, but had to retreat to an underground sea to survive the planet being turned into a desert.
There is a recorded case of House Delaque calling something out of the toxic sea that could and did destroy a shantytown.
Also another House tried to send an expedition to the underground sea and the only survivor talked about dreaming shadows.
So it still could be Lion El Johnson and his depraved suppressed, deep in the closet, dreams.
@@henrypaleveda7760 the Deathless sleeper sounds like an important Necron/Ctan to me.
That's what a genestesler would say
“ That’s not the cat girl you want to bed.”
So basically the felinids are Cheetah from DC comics mixed with the wolfin from Space Wolves. That is terrifying to think of and I love it.
3rd week asking for an episode on the original poster boys of 40k, the Crimson Fists, and Rynn’s world
Shhh they'll just make that a patreon goal. or push it back further.
my first space marine chapter, perdo cantor will deliver all the tacos to the dreaded orks.
TAP THE SIGN 🛑
Bricky: "WOOOOAAAOOWW, THEY JUST NUKED THEMSELVES??"
One of the best chapters and Pedro kantor is a certified GOAT
In this episode, DK reveals he watches ‘Monster Masume’, and bricky describes not how to, but how many cat(girl)s he’s skinned
A tzeench ogryn sounds terrifying
Terrifyingly amazing!
Tzeench ogryns can count up to fifty and go into ogryn camps and give them new orders.
@@faether1429 they steal the big hat and start giving orders
Sounds confused
@@bighamerreis2058 definitely
Shy's hatred and/or contempt for Cleveland is always timely and appreciated.
With how much they are enjoying Drake & his notes, I hope they add the BlackStone Fortress books to their lists for the book club
They mention Blackstone Fortress in the last episode.
As a denizen of Hive Daytonium on the Imperial Death world of Ohiocus Primus. I can attest to Hive Cleavlandia being the vilest of chaos and genestealer infested hell holes.
Emperor be praised that Hives Cincinnatia and Daytonium are tame by comparison.
You should try Indianapolsia, mind the Longshanks though, they'll put you through your paces.
As a fellow Daytonium hiver, I couldn't agree more.
Coleumbyssia is the only redeeming part of Ohiocus Primus. Without it, the Imperium would exterminatus the world and be done with it.
As someone from there.
Fuck off about Cleveland lol
@@trollkinggnash9867 It’s not always the Longshanks, mind you reader. Some Emperor forsaken nut job up north decided to bring a phyyr cat, but didn’t know the thing was pregnant. It clawed up its owner, managed to escape to the sump, gave birth, and, due to the multitude of dregs on the lower levels, the kits flourished by feasting on those very same dregs.
15:18 , and Lo and Behold: The Lamenters!
Also, if you deploy a Guard Regiment of these alongside the Lamenters, does their Bad Luck counter themselves, or just makes things worse?.
Knowing the 40k universe, worse
Throw them together in the Warp and most likely every demon and other warp entity will have really bad luck
Horrors of the Sump gives me huge Tales from the West Virginia Hills! vibes.
Those Felinid mini's don't look half-bad.
DK, Felinids are Thundercats.
I was thinking they’re wolverine, but all of them are.
"I can see where your mind was going". The day this became possible for Bricky, he took up drinking... heavily. 🤣
Surprised it took so long
There is not enough praise given to the descriptions of AR’s episodes. Those things are works of art.
Fun fact, sumps are real things. Every gas station you go to has sumps under each pump. It acts as a spillway. If there's any problems with the pump itself, this will contain any oils or fuels. But all it boils down to is a giant concrete tub that can hold many gallons of what would be considered waste. For the Hive cities, I'm assuming it's probably where their waste is collected before it moves out to the wastes.
hearing brickys story about the felanid army makes me happy, I have never seen anyone else with a felanid army.
I was hoping bricky was going to teach DK about the ridiculous Xenos creature, the crotalid aka the warp traveling gator last week
You guys should make a noir detective trenchcoat for detective ridiculous in a 40k theme, maybe made from canvas or something to keep the cost down
I like the idea of the Troth and Plager, but like most sci-fi races, they'll probably only get a small mention at best in various lore stories. I am looking forward to the Rogue Trader game made by Owlcat Games though! It might be pretty similar to how they did Pathfinder: Kingmaker with the lore excerpts as you play the game
The troth only can survive in their home planet they will die if they leave so they serve the imperium by producing tons of crops.
Just remember, Pelager is another example of James Workshop being oh so creative with their names.
"Hmm, what should we name our aquatic humans?"
"How about we completely bastardise the word for the a particular section of oceanic ecosystems, for example Pelagic"
The Toxic Crusader in the Sub section was the best Easter egg especially since Melvin was a total tutu
Chaos Ogrens make me mad. The four brain bugs turned our sweet boys into monsters.
Holy shit Shy's editing is goated 😂
Bricky was on the goddamn warpath today
I will mention with the giant rat but there is a mention that there is hive rumors of basically space skaven in the very sump of the hive
God I want a physical copy of this book so badly why can’t there be more
I've always found it ironic and amusing that many of the abhumans are far less human looking than eldar yet they are completely accepted by hive cites while eldar are hated. I suppose Guilliman has been trying to change that but that's a recent development.
you guys have got to read assassinorum kingmaker, it's by the same author as infinite and the divine, and it's about a team of imperial assassins infiltrating a knight world
Those final bits were great. Thanks for making these!
The image of a group of nightlords just brutally shredding an ocean of pastel furries with giant laser pointers is horrifying and cathartic all at once
12:19 night lords doing what nightlords do best, makeing an example of someone
Ave dominos nox
the ad mech created the imperial guard version of the lamenters? who has the worse luck I wonder?
Great episode! Even as a somewhat veteran of the setting I've discovered a bunch of new, horrible, facts. Thank you, folks!
This Rogue Trader is such a great character!
DK's intelligence continues to astound me.
19:57 Keep them away from the Tanith. They may start feeling homesick if they see a walking tree.
23:23 Slaanesh may be curious about them.
23:57 "What about that dic though?" -DK
Seeing as this is 40k, 'bad luck' being a real thing that people can have, I do believe it.
Trooper Penlan from The Cain novels being an example, but spun in a positive was. All the bad luck happens to her instead of the other troopers. So the rest of the regiment saw her as a good luck charm. Instead of you tripping and falling down those stairs, Penlan decided to go ahead and fell down instead. Instead of your gun overheating, Penlan's gun did.
But her bad luck often results in a net positive in the end.
If she fell down those stairs, she'd maybe land directly on some traitor and take them out by falling on them.
Or her gun overheating would put her back into cover to let it cool off, just as a lasbolt blew up the rock wall she was shooting from.
Troth are familiar to you because they're mentioned in Darktide during some of the rejects discussions about abhumans
11:34
"More ways than one to skin a cat" said the Night Lords.
As a furry, I think you underestimate how hot an anthropomorphic cat can be, especially with big claws or teeth.
Found another one boys...
@@gothicpando MA, GET THE FLAMETHROWER!
Question; is that with idealized human elements in as well or just an actual apex predator?
@@henrypaleveda7760 both
Ha
Not gonna recover from the mental violence of DK bringing his anime horniness into the Sump section with his slime girl talk
2:55 Shy back at it
18:42 “Troth” is also used in the Imperial Knights codex. It’s used when you fail a pledge/oath in game
bricky and DK: It's just the worst place ever, the air is poisonous, there is no sun and smiling is illegal.
Shy: CLEVELAND
Nightsider is just a term for a branch of abhuman.
Nostramans are nightsiders, Riddick would be classed as a nightsider, eyeless people who echolocate are nightsiders.
The imperium seems to have adopted a generalised interplanetary community term for a type of planet dweller. Presumably from Rogue traders.
That also would imply Sunsiders, who'd live on the locked day side of their world, and there's even a planet in a Cain novel where the only habitable zone is a meridian strip around the planet in perpetual twilight.
Cant believe that the only poster on future me’s walls is going to be a HORRORS FROM THE SUMP! Poster. Look at me now mum! I told you id amount to something one day!
I read the title and thought of British football hooligans and midwall bushwackers. Don't know why, but soccer fans of UK tend to be bit insane when it comes to 'foodball' games.
Millwall
*turns to see my fellow guardsman who is a Troth*
*Eating and crunching from a bowl of dirt*
The Last Chancers books has a pair of Afriel twins in it, the only two survivors of a whole unit of their pattern who were annihilated save for them.
They're probably the luckiest Afriels to ever exist, and it really doesn't say much.
I kind of like the concept of Afriels, they're generally really good at dealing with their constant bad luck, until fate finds a really solid way of unpicking their threads.
There's a doomed heroism to them which makes for great tales.
Pretty sure Heimdall was an adult
He was just on the short side
Okay, but what do Slaaneshi Ogryn look like? Definitely snake bodies right?
GIANT HORSE CO-
@@mr.potato2223 s h u t
We gotta make him see rocky IV. If he dies, he dies.
Nightlords: "We have come for mew."
Funfact: There's a dude that could have sued George Lucas for stealing the concepts for Star Wars a long time ago, he would have won, too. The guy was pretty much just like "Nah let him, I like it, he can copy my shit."
A sump is kinda like an open area/basement for water to drain too. I work around then alot in a factory with acid and water tanks
In real life a sump is a low space that collects often undesirable liquids such as water or chemicals. So yeah, it's a good name.
I find uncommon and not major xenos/animals like these to be very interesting. I recommand Dark Heresy - Creatures Anathema and Rogue Trader - The Koronus Bestiary which are part of the old warhammer roleplaying series, because they present lots of creatures : Xenos you already talked about like Razorwings and Phyrr cats, Khymeras and Ur-ghuls, but they also talk about Rak'gols, warp shenanigans, and also Osedex, which you just mentioned, while providing lots of art and pictures for these. It does dwarves Leman Russ tanks these things.
By the way, as I very rarely post comments on CZcams, I wanted to thank you three for this amazing podcast, of which I enjoyed each and every episode. Thank you for your personalities and the good laughs I had while watching you talk about the ridiculous things about one of my favorite universes. And I apologize for this very long comment and if my english is weird. Also I'm still waiting for my Grey Knights episode. Take your time tho, I have waited for years, can wait a little more!
Although not an official story or at all canon I would like Adeptus ridiculous to review the bob and gav series of short stories they are very good and emotional especially when it is voice acted by a certain channel whose name is actually eluding me at the moment which the story is told from the ogryns point of view
I would love to see you guys do Raven guard
That poster idea is pretty cool ngl
Edit: also you should do more episodes on Necromunda-ish stuff. Underhive shenanigans
9:23 it’s my Tall-boy.
17:13 Greatest comeback known to man
35:49 the legend just happens to be a legend
Speaking of Afriel Strain, you should read “The 13th Legion” about the last chancers. There’s two Afriel strain in that.
Dk I love you man, fantasic part of the show, ya gotta cool with lewd my dude. Bring back juuuuust a bit
7:46 looks like the big guy from the pair in Mortal Combat
The two segments where dialogue got cut had me laughing.
Shy's new TTS @23:33 sounds a little unconventional after the other ones, but I kinda like it 🤡
42:32 yes DK, there is very much working with that.
Bricky calling DK a sub is the most savage moment in this show's history
I'm not completely clear on the specifics of Abhuman 2nd class citizenship (and mutants too for that matter). Are you barred from entering certain stores or regions? Do you have to hide from mobs and Arbites lest you be killed for existing? Do Sisters of Battle shoot you in the face immediately upon seeing you?
For abumans all depends and varies on specific world, inquisitor, arbites and type of abhuman. Navigators are abhumans with lots of respect and political influence, ogryns are looked down upon for being dumb and mainly relegated to menial work but can reach pretty far in the military as bodyguards for high ranking officers, ratlings distrusted by everyone but can become fairly elite soldiers in the army or as spies for militarum or inquisitors. Mutants and beastmen are relegated to underhives and yeah will be most likely shot on sight by commissars/sisters/arbites.
Best Outro So far🤣🤣🤣
Suggestion: if you enjoyed this book hunt down Xenology: Notes and Research from the Alien Bestiary of Biegel. It is full of lore on the many known and unfamiliar species in 40k. You may have to find it on the internet due to rarity.
Thank goodness Jerma showed up to remove the inappropriate dialogue, because DK going on about those kinds of topics does 2d12 psychic damage to anyone within hearing distance. The only reason Bricky and Shy are immune is just because they're used to the pain by now.
I’m more disappointed that Bricky hasn’t seen Rocky 4 than DK hasn’t seen spongbob
Shout out to the cat girl gaurdsmen player you do you man you do you.
8:01 They also occasionally eat the tall in an attempt to become the tall.
That was ONCE! D'Fuckreby has answered for that crime already
If the Horrors of the Sump poster gets made please please please turn it into a shirt, I would buy one immediately!
I love how the intro just steamwalzes over DK dying. Pls add the old jingle to the intro, ty
No duff! I want that poster!
23:33 At least now we know what Shy sounds like
Rockin' Stone Wurm!
I love the kind of catgirl that will actually just kill me.
What happens if you turn an Afriel into a Space Marine?
You get The Lamenters.
Seriously speaking it feels to me the Afriels and The Lamenters are part of the same experiment with the "exact" same result. Who knew Peer Review was possible in the 40th Mil?
The greatest travesty in all this is the knowledge that Bricky hasn't watched Rocky IV.
One raven guard to another raven guard: hey Gary do you think that cat girl is running away for mor-grawl haha we have fun here.......skin them
I love learning about chaos roids
37:04 Also making a fully autonomous mechanical spider would be techno heresy.
If they make that poster they should have alternate versions of themselves
Shy as the imp baby, dk as a felenid, and bricky as a longjack