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    The Schola Progenium is one of the many divisions of the Adeptus Ministorum, the state church of the Imperium of Man. It is responsible for the upbringing, education and training of orphans, predominantly those of officers and nobles who have died in the service of the Imperium, often those who once served in the Astra Militarum or Imperial Navy.
    These children are known as the Progena, and most of them will end up serving the Ministorum or in other branches of the Adeptus Terra. Others will go on to become military leaders and special forces troops within the Imperial Guard or Imperial Navy such as elite Tempestus Scions or iron-willed Imperial commissars.
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  • @seeingseeer5282
    @seeingseeer5282 Před 3 lety +3074

    Ironically the most legendary Schola graduate isn't one who has been molded into a fanatic by the Schola's curriculum but one who survived it while retaining his common sense, humility and true bravery. Of course, I'm talking about the one and only CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

    • @westernspy3500
      @westernspy3500 Před 3 lety +424

      CI-CI-CIAPHUS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

    • @andreykuzmin4355
      @andreykuzmin4355 Před 3 lety +261

      ALL HAIL CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

    • @siege1289
      @siege1289 Před 3 lety +218

      Mood Kindred.

    • @Pwnicus187
      @Pwnicus187 Před 3 lety +98

      Throne no, now it's stuck in my head 😂

    • @alannatherson7721
      @alannatherson7721 Před 3 lety +163

      I can't wait for them to cover the luckiest man in the Warhammer 40k universe.

  • @raycearcher5794
    @raycearcher5794 Před 3 lety +2031

    "Well kid, you're a psyker. You can go to the Schola Progenium, where you will be broken again and again, then rebuilt into a brutal instrument of the Emperor's will. OR, we can send you to the Space Marines for librarian training, where you will be broken again and again, then rebuilt into a brutal instrument of the Emperor's will."
    "Is there a third choice?"
    "We basically shovel you into a big brain-furnace that makes space work."
    "Okay, so do Space Marines get dental?"

    • @ssboom113344
      @ssboom113344 Před 3 lety +242

      "no but you do get vision"

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 Před 3 lety +234

      "I don't know about dental, but you get to spit acid and have two hearts"

    • @notajalapeno4442
      @notajalapeno4442 Před 3 lety +55

      yes the organs makw teeth very good

    • @goldentechmahroop3935
      @goldentechmahroop3935 Před 3 lety +55

      You also get another lung and you get to be taller

    • @dukesubterra4683
      @dukesubterra4683 Před 3 lety +69

      -That guy in Response "YOU DARE! THE ONLY INSURANCE POLICY YOU NEED IS THE EMPEROR!"

  • @HeroicPeanutOfStormAndLightnin

    Kids that "don't need no education" become another brick in the wall.
    Literally.

    • @mainepants
      @mainepants Před 3 lety +32

      I thought they became Servitors.

    • @jakeharris1357
      @jakeharris1357 Před 3 lety +82

      "We live in a grim dark society.." 10 minute guitar solo

    • @Orapac4142
      @Orapac4142 Před 3 lety +46

      Turns out Pink Floyd are just a 40k fans

    • @bladestormviking
      @bladestormviking Před 3 lety +4

      @@mainepants that too

    • @GamerBurgerz
      @GamerBurgerz Před 3 lety +62

      The abject cruelty of the Schola Progenium makes sense when you remember the people who wrote it went through the UK's schooling system

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman Před 3 lety +869

    "The orphans were sold as slaves. The attractive ones were sold as concubines."
    This is the *fun* episode?

  • @damien9683
    @damien9683 Před 3 lety +847

    *Female Instructor:* You disobedient trash! You want to get up in these walls!?
    *Horny Student:* (nods furiously) Yes!!
    *Two Male Instructors:* (watching from a distance) Should we tell him?

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 Před 3 lety +116

      Nah. Even if the probable "trauma" turns him gay, he still might have a bright future in the Ecclesiarchy. 😉

    • @nyx7694
      @nyx7694 Před 3 lety +67

      @@zoopdterdoobdter5743 ironically, he'd be least likely to engage in diddling

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 Před 3 lety +30

      @@nyx7694 I _DID_ put 'trauma' in quotes. 🤭

    • @amarjo351
      @amarjo351 Před 3 lety +8

      @@zoopdterdoobdter5743 what is Ecclesiarchy?

    • @aidanbeesley3221
      @aidanbeesley3221 Před 3 lety +13

      @@amarjo351 the Religion dudes

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms Před 3 lety +496

    22:45 "Commisar stole my kid, can't have shit in the Detroit Segmentum"

  • @commissargeko4029
    @commissargeko4029 Před 3 lety +600

    Commissar: Ah yes this boy will make an outstanding schola progenium student'
    Parents: But isn't the schola progenium for orphans?
    Commissar:(Raises bolt pistol) You would be correct.

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 Před 2 lety +67

      Commissar: ah yes this boy will make an outstanding schola progenium student'
      Kid: dies in fucking training

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 Před 2 lety +12

      HEY THAT'S MY CHILDHOOD

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 Před 2 lety +11

      Yes I'm dead. Don't question it.

    • @MilloSpiegel
      @MilloSpiegel Před rokem +5

      I would not put it above them

    • @milkinanime7047
      @milkinanime7047 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Hello brother I'm on the wrong account so my joke doesn't work as well. I too have geko in my main account name.

  • @couchpotato5592
    @couchpotato5592 Před 3 lety +453

    Normal School: FACE THE WALL!!!
    Schola Progenium: IN THE WALLS!!!

  • @mashlinmumph9958
    @mashlinmumph9958 Před 3 lety +401

    There are three things that I wake up before noon for.
    1. Work
    2. Ass
    3. Adeptice ridiculous

    • @NyklausCopernicus
      @NyklausCopernicus Před 3 lety +39

      and i'm all outta ass-work
      wait

    • @mashlinmumph9958
      @mashlinmumph9958 Před 3 lety +9

      I shall milk the words you've uttered as if it were please from the emperor himself

    • @sonarchy5158
      @sonarchy5158 Před 3 lety +5

      1. Work
      2. Ass
      3. Adeptice Ridiculous
      4. Game of Kill Team
      5. Have a meal
      Or, for short, WAAGH

    • @sonicsucks20
      @sonicsucks20 Před 3 lety

      You wipe your ass?

    • @johngun4377
      @johngun4377 Před 2 lety

      @@sonicsucks20 you say that like you don’t...

  • @DUCKDUDE4100
    @DUCKDUDE4100 Před 3 lety +705

    "I liked it better when the kids were in the walls..." - Bricky 2021

  • @ArcturusMinsk
    @ArcturusMinsk Před 3 lety +712

    Little Jimmy given a bold pistol and told to kill his best friend.
    "By the emperor's will!" *Bang!* little Ricky's head explodes.
    Timmy: "oh, WTF? I thought I was your best friend!"

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen Před 3 lety +74

      ...What if little Jimmy says the Emperor is his best friend?

    • @Matej_Sojka
      @Matej_Sojka Před 3 lety +118

      @@LexYeen Then the comissars would oooh and awww and say "What a nice thing to say before you die, heretic." and kill him for wanting to harm the Emperor.

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 Před 3 lety +38

      "I have been ordered to kill you, my best friend, to prove my loyalty to the Imperium."
      "It is the Emperor's will, pull the trigger."

    • @maciejmroran7519
      @maciejmroran7519 Před 3 lety +20

      Timmy was just an exchange student from Krieg xD

    • @direfulfilms8916
      @direfulfilms8916 Před 2 lety +16

      “You are now!” *blows smoke off of the gun*

  • @TheAmazingRiften
    @TheAmazingRiften Před 3 lety +567

    Slaanesh takes over a school and forces a grimdark high school musical to take place. Make it happen lads

    • @deamonmindgaming2054
      @deamonmindgaming2054 Před 3 lety +30

      We don't need highschool musical 40k

    • @nickreynoso1329
      @nickreynoso1329 Před 3 lety +55

      @@deamonmindgaming2054 we absolutely need it

    • @supe4701
      @supe4701 Před 3 lety +11

      But aren’t they minors

    • @Alexander_the_Greatest
      @Alexander_the_Greatest Před 3 lety +8

      @@deamonmindgaming2054 LIES

    • @erikrungemadsen2081
      @erikrungemadsen2081 Před 3 lety +34

      BDSM highschool musical 40k, where the kids are turned into instruments, the story of the doomed love between the head cheerleader and Scrumball captain now fleshcrafted into a crying tuba and a screaming trompone.

  • @kishinasura1989
    @kishinasura1989 Před 3 lety +604

    I can imagine a catachan kid being put in there and just ignoring everyone stealing food and laying traps for people he hates

    • @polkaking237
      @polkaking237 Před 3 lety +78

      Or by the one out of all the people in the imperium, somehow by tzeenches plans got a Keriegsman… now that’s a series if they team up with a catchachan will be unstoppable

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 Před 3 lety +112

      @@akumaking1 teacher: as a reward you get to hunt down this disobedient wrench
      A few hours later every student in that group is dead
      Other teacher: Catachan?
      Teacher: Catachan

    • @polkaking237
      @polkaking237 Před 3 lety +56

      @@akumaking1 I think more that the Kreigsman is so good they can’t do anything about it that it even scares the teachers. The two however will team up when things about to go down

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 Před 3 lety +33

      @@polkaking237 the catachan going stealth while the Krieger unloads a heavy flamer or melta gun

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 Před 3 lety +7

      @@polkaking237 thank you for this wonderful conversation

  • @AWACS_Snowblind
    @AWACS_Snowblind Před 3 lety +346

    *"Jub jub wants my rub rub."*
    _-The God-Emperor of Man_

  • @saltystrip8761
    @saltystrip8761 Před 3 lety +161

    Drill Abbot:It’s 2am time for your forget-me juice!
    10yr old child: Who are you???

  • @wisefool722
    @wisefool722 Před 3 lety +341

    Upper middle class high schoolers:
    “I GO TO LITERALLY THE WORST SCHOOL EVER!!”
    Literally the worst school ever:
    “Welcome to The Schola Progenium.”

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 Před 3 lety +6

      Shame, it was very good 9,037 years ago.

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 Před 2 lety

      You can get laid with a Sororitas student at least. Both Ciaphas Cain and Gregor Eisenhorn lost their virginity at their days as Scholia students.

  • @lovebunny2652
    @lovebunny2652 Před 3 lety +352

    "This is how legends are made"
    Legends = psychopathic tools of
    oppression and war operating outside the normal chain of command.

  • @tigerbomb909
    @tigerbomb909 Před 3 lety +361

    As an individual who’s last name is “Scola,” this video… hits different.

  • @Dogmelter42
    @Dogmelter42 Před 3 lety +249

    The Catachan Commissars: "Macho Man" Randolf Savage and Hurk Hoganicus.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 Před 3 lety +21

      Tempestous Scion Commander Johnlos Cenatica

    • @bladestormviking
      @bladestormviking Před 3 lety +8

      @@brosephnoonan223 his is a "big toy soldier" idn't he???

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 Před 3 lety +7

      @@RabbiHerschel
      Yes! He did. However, as a former member of the retinue of Rogue Trader Vincent Macmanus it's difficult to tell if his opinions are his own or simply a strategic act of disinfornation to appease the xenos ego and further trade in-roads for other traders (and himself by extension).
      Dont get me wrong, relying on such misersble star-slime for trade and production so heavily is a recepe for misforune. They are quite literally INHUMAN, they dont share our values for human life, our moral ethics, and its a WELL established fact the Tau specifically ONLY trade as a means of creating their OWN subversive inroads to whatever planet theyre trading WITH.
      Theres a reason so many treasonous lords are also caught taking part in inhuman deviancies most profane.
      I digress though. My point is, Cenatica hasnt been a true soldier in a very long time, and it's rumored he's after a Trade Warrant of his own? It doesnt _at all_ excuse his traitorous diatribes, effectively betraying human decency for a profit. But I dont think he genuinely supports theur government.
      He's likely just a miserable, greedy has-been in dire need of fast and meaty pay day,.

    • @MediocrisUrsus
      @MediocrisUrsus Před 3 lety +8

      Seeing as we are turning wrestlers into 40k characters, I must say that the voices in the head of one Randall Ortanius which "Cousel him" and "show him things he'll do to you" sound pretty Chaos-y, don't you think. I also suspect that an Astartes who goes by the wall-name Big Show is an Alpha Legionnaire what with the amount of traitor/loyalist turns he is documented to have pulled of. (Seriously check out the lyrics to "Voices" by Jim Johnston if it isn't a textbook example of a chaos cultists thought, I don't know what is)

    • @bladestormviking
      @bladestormviking Před 3 lety +1

      @@MediocrisUrsus well spotted!

  • @andreykuzmin4355
    @andreykuzmin4355 Před 3 lety +318

    "Mister, I'll make a mood-kindred out of you!" - every drill-abbot at some point.

  • @notsae66
    @notsae66 Před 3 lety +238

    The image of Kurze leading an army of psychopathic children to invade the Schola Progenium is now forever branded in my mind. Thank you.

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv Před 2 měsíci +1

      Welcome to class. My name is Professor Alpharius.

  • @steweygrrr
    @steweygrrr Před 3 lety +431

    Oh hey, don't forget that not all Sororitas go to the Battle Sisters. Some get to do fun things like join the Order Famulus where they are sent off to be nannies/concubines/both to people like Planetary Governors while also gently nudging their decision making to be more advantageous to the Ecclesiarchy. Don't get me wrong, they may look after the kids but they are also said kids bodyguards who could snap your neck in 17 different ways if you so much as look at them wrong.

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic Před 3 lety +55

      The Not!Benne Geserit.

    • @NonApplicable1983
      @NonApplicable1983 Před 3 lety +40

      The Famulus are still considered part of the Adepta Sororitas. Some female recruits are also trained as commissars or scions, or as military officers or civic administrators. I’d wager most female recruits are still sent to the Adepta Sororitas, though.

    • @sonicsucks20
      @sonicsucks20 Před 3 lety +15

      Thank God robbie g banned the famulus when he returned recently.

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance Před 2 lety +2

      Benne Geserit

    • @steweygrrr
      @steweygrrr Před 2 lety +8

      @yossarian Not many people from the Scholam Progenium end up in the Administratum because the education they receive is almost entirely aimed at preparing them for a military career.

  • @Xandy743
    @Xandy743 Před 3 lety +199

    *YOU'RE GOING IN THE WALL, BROTHER*

    • @LilacMage
      @LilacMage Před 3 lety +20

      "Why are the bricks human shaped?" -Rogal Dorn.

    • @JamesWDMellaerts
      @JamesWDMellaerts Před 3 lety +10

      CHOOSE WISELY BROTHER, THE WALL OR THE FLAMER BROTHER

    • @gregfisher4147
      @gregfisher4147 Před 2 lety +5

      You've got 15 seconds to drink your forget-me juice, or I'm taking your spine and breaking it like a slim Jim, brother

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 Před 3 lety +67

    memes I was expecting: highschool anime memes
    memes I was NOT expecting: Hulk Hogen.

  • @anderbarongonzalez3356
    @anderbarongonzalez3356 Před 3 lety +578

    I seem to remember from the Cain novels that good ol' Ciaphas sometimes snuck out to try and have a bit of a tumble with the Sororitas prospects in his formative years, and they even had a scrumball (AKA space rugby, from what obscure references I gathered) team in his Schola... So hey, not 100% grimdark terribleness after all.

    • @pantherjoseph
      @pantherjoseph Před 3 lety +127

      I believe the main part they were taking about that is hell on earth all happens before selection day. Once you’re down the tract you’ve been selected to follow it becomes a lot more chill and more akin to a prep school/university than anime death school.

    • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
      @PhilosophicallyAmerican Před 3 lety +84

      That series was always light on the Imperium's grimdark. They even mention there is a professional sports league. Because athletic people have time for sports apparently.

    • @erikrungemadsen2081
      @erikrungemadsen2081 Před 3 lety +73

      Just the average cultural drift in the Imperium, Ciaphases Space Englands has stuff like Tv Shows, tabloid press, sports and horror movies. I guess they lie next to an area where Corpse starch rations and the euthanasia of underperforming manufactoria workers are the norm

    • @starwarsnerd100
      @starwarsnerd100 Před 3 lety +83

      IIRC the Cain novel that has him retired and teaching at the Schola mentions that criminals are shipped in and used as target practice for the trainees, so it’s still pretty grim dark.

    • @anderbarongonzalez3356
      @anderbarongonzalez3356 Před 3 lety +66

      @@starwarsnerd100 considering options for criminals in 40k, I'd say that counts as a "light sentence". Sure beats torture and getting turned into a servitor or penal legions...

  • @QueenMonoChrome
    @QueenMonoChrome Před 3 lety +185

    Ah, the Schola or as a certain Aussy calls it
    "The high school anime of 40K"

  • @tmanferndo5519
    @tmanferndo5519 Před 3 lety +194

    Right after bricky mentioned the abots breaking people's spines, I got an add for car accident injury recovery! XD

    • @nicholasjoseph9062
      @nicholasjoseph9062 Před 3 lety +4

      Sir! We wish to talk to you about extending your car warranty.

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 Před 3 lety

      I got an add for craft mac and cheese, which given the happy children on display was actually very disturbing to watch.

  • @mechspectre
    @mechspectre Před 3 lety +110

    Shy's slideshow is where the real comedy is.

  • @jakeharris1357
    @jakeharris1357 Před 3 lety +46

    I actually had a Drill Sergeant that was a 40k fan who used to constantly give me shit because I'm an Ork/Imperial Guard fan and he was a Space Wolves fan. Good times

  • @noregrets3925
    @noregrets3925 Před 3 lety +83

    The first thing I thought of when he said tempestest scion was “The cold hard ground is cover enough for the tempestest scions”

  • @simplysage3562
    @simplysage3562 Před 3 lety +210

    Dk is as subtle as a Bloodthirster of Khorne
    In a Adeptis Sororitas infirmary while all of them are on their menstrual cycles....

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 Před 3 lety +40

      Hey, a bloodthirster has a lot of subtly when he wants to. Sometime’s he swings from the left, sometime’s he swings from the right. You can never tell.

    • @atomcats4545
      @atomcats4545 Před 3 lety +15

      @@cryamistellimek9184 Dey are jus like gork an' mork, both demons uv khorne an' mork are very gud at be'n kunningly brutal

    • @johnny13x2
      @johnny13x2 Před 3 lety +4

      Well that is definitely a good source of iron.

    • @firefang600
      @firefang600 Před 3 lety +13

      A bloodthrister of khorne is gonna eat you out like ice cream sandwiches when your red rage begins -leman russ

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion Před 3 lety +10

      @@firefang600 " That is the worst possible thing you could have said. Thank you. "

  • @maynardz03
    @maynardz03 Před 3 lety +26

    Welcome to the 40k anime: Each season has 200 main protagonists, because none of them live for more than 5 minutes

  • @OmGiTZElectric
    @OmGiTZElectric Před 3 lety +79

    The emperor probably sitting on throne like "wtf is this school doing?"

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 Před 3 lety +7

      30:38 Probably a lot of kiddie diddling, but, occasionally, what _literally every_ highschool depicted in anime *needs.*

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries Před 3 lety +17

      I think big E would not find too many issues with the trials themselves. After all he did not object to the same practices for the Astartes. However I think he would find issues in the many instances where training requires to expressly kill other functioning recruits. Because shooting a dissident on a Wednesday is fun but having 2 functional fully trained commissars and bowing one off to certify the other is literally wasting training and resources. Most recruits even those that fail would still make exceptional administrators of imperial guard soldiers, so i think the emperor would at least advised for bruising but not killing.

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 Před 3 lety +5

      Guilliman is probably contemplating giving it a complete overhaul once he's done putting out all the current fires in the galaxy

    • @bobesponja3702
      @bobesponja3702 Před 2 lety

      @@zoopdterdoobdter5743 a bunch of students killing/fukin each other?
      -shut up Alexei you gonna get us all killed!

  • @IAmTanker
    @IAmTanker Před 3 lety +117

    Ah the Schola Progenium, I remember those times. I also remember being scared shitless by the drill abbot.

  • @461Dragonman
    @461Dragonman Před 3 lety +161

    Another week where Bricky the Coward refuses to correct his mistakes with a World Eaters episode.

  • @elyrienvalkyr
    @elyrienvalkyr Před 3 lety +131

    Bricky projecting his love for dark elf and tau wifus is coming along nicely. He may try to hide it, but the weeb in him is strong.

    • @worf6715
      @worf6715 Před 3 lety +13

      Strong and immensely delusional.

  • @durlacosmin4026
    @durlacosmin4026 Před 3 lety +42

    You can exactly point where the fact that Shy is a Ravens fan becomes apparent

  • @NicolasMayr-xe9cd
    @NicolasMayr-xe9cd Před 3 lety +31

    Say it with me now: Celestine Declassified: Schola Survival Guide
    Seriously imagine a Schola show with the students pulling wacky pranks on their teachers like putting tacks on their chairs, bees in their desk, and then the students get shot because of it. Timmy get shoved in his locker then the other students forgot about him and he’s just dead.

    • @cjstanky
      @cjstanky Před rokem +6

      The teacher gets Timmy out of the locker and then has him hunted for sport for being a liability

    • @jacobvardy
      @jacobvardy Před rokem +3

      With live action cartoonish violence as in the Deadpool films.

  • @siege1289
    @siege1289 Před 3 lety +139

    Pax Romana means Roman Peace, and was a period of about 200 years where the Roman Empire had bountiful growth and peace. I reckon Pax Imperial/Imperialis/Imperium is Imperial Peace, or the idealized state of the Imperium.

    • @starwarsnerd100
      @starwarsnerd100 Před 3 lety +31

      From context it sounds like their equivalent of a Hail Mary

    • @bigboynow7936
      @bigboynow7936 Před 2 lety +9

      @@starwarsnerd100 yeah it is the imperium's version of a Hail Mary except there's an entire prayer and they have to recite it like a billion times

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před rokem +2

      Except the Pax Romana was achieved via ruthless military conquest. Can't leave that out.

  • @justcomentary7788
    @justcomentary7788 Před 3 lety +83

    Hey, fun fact, i am currently playing a Warhammer 40k Pen and Paper game with a group and i actually wanted to do a flashback of the Sister of Battle in the group, where she remembers her youth and then we play a oneshot during her time in the Schola Progenium, actually with the secret love/b-movie-/anime-drama stuff with the drill abbot as the main enemy. So while writing the story up for that i noticed this episode and it's a godsent ...

    • @fcomolineiro7596
      @fcomolineiro7596 Před 3 lety +7

      Please tell me that someone was found sneaking by the drill Abbot and he says "I was just practicing my sneaking sadly it seems that you prove a greater challenge to me, _this_ day"

  • @musabi6259
    @musabi6259 Před 3 lety +213

    Love how this podcast
    1. Does some subjects i don’t look into
    2. Very enjoyable
    3. I think is generally factually correct

    • @natzo89
      @natzo89 Před 3 lety +21

      "...Actually!"

    • @Hiro1oo1
      @Hiro1oo1 Před 3 lety +15

      This is a good place to get a feel for what's going on but I think at times some details are a little cloudy, but that ain't bad

    • @musabi6259
      @musabi6259 Před 3 lety +7

      I agree but it is fun and most of the time is right I do wish there were more details but it’s a good 40k podcast with in my opinion tho it is the most enjoyable podcast for 40k

    • @elyrienvalkyr
      @elyrienvalkyr Před 3 lety +9

      High level details are usually correct. But he's reading from the wiki half the time...

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga Před 3 lety +2

      Only generally factually correct if looking at surface level stuff, and even then it's iffy.

  • @robertstrong6798
    @robertstrong6798 Před 3 lety +60

    Cain educates Krieg Guardsmen on the benefits of running away 🏃‍♂️

    • @savathunthejudge914
      @savathunthejudge914 Před 3 lety

      Caiphis Cain?

    • @westernstealth873
      @westernstealth873 Před 3 lety

      @@savathunthejudge914 HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

    • @giuseppe9653
      @giuseppe9653 Před 3 lety

      Running away? What kind of heresy is this!?

    • @fcomolineiro7596
      @fcomolineiro7596 Před 3 lety +2

      @@giuseppe9653 he means moving to a better position, he says it like that, just to fuck around Whit the chaos folks

  • @crysisrevelation6132
    @crysisrevelation6132 Před 3 lety +69

    You showed sexy callidus assassins in leather. That’s an automatic like.

  • @CoolSs
    @CoolSs Před 3 lety +55

    *DK get mixed up and think the tyranids was eating Guardsmen*
    How dare you . Tempestus Scions is chad Guardsmen -Bricky , the tyranids episode .

    • @brianvanmaanen1897
      @brianvanmaanen1897 Před 3 lety +1

      Didn't he think it was a scout spacemarine?

    • @CoolSs
      @CoolSs Před 3 lety +1

      @@brianvanmaanen1897 I don't think it was scout spacemarine . because Bricky did point out it was Tempestus Scions . if i remember . the model had a beret . but i am not knowledgeable in term of 40k lore (more of surface level enjoyer) , so i don't really know .

    • @juwebles4352
      @juwebles4352 Před 3 lety +4

      He thought it was an ultramarine not a guardsman cause blue

    • @supremetarantulasorcerer165
      @supremetarantulasorcerer165 Před 3 lety

      @@CoolSs no it was a tempestus scion

  • @michaelhall4222
    @michaelhall4222 Před 3 lety +42

    The way the adeptus scholar organisation sounds, they must already be tainted by chaos

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 Před 3 lety +20

      There is a real argument to be made that the Emperor became the fifth Chaos god. So, appropriate.

    • @lazyc0mmander277
      @lazyc0mmander277 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Bluecho4 He's Khorne. (It's not canon but he's obviously Khorne)

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 Před 3 lety +3

      @@lazyc0mmander277 Death, not War. "Die for the Emperor so you'll be by his side."

    • @lazyc0mmander277
      @lazyc0mmander277 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lonewanderer1328 ...You do realise death is what happens a whole lot during a war right? Heck the whole Empire is for fighting and endless war for absolute purity. Did you mean conflict instead of war because that would make more sense. Even then, considering Khorne seems to only like war because of the deaths that happen...

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 Před 3 lety

      @@lazyc0mmander277 Sacrifcial death. Not blood and skulls like Khorne. Not wonton massacre or meaningless carnage. One of Khorne's greatest champions, Azariah Kyras, described the blood shed as meaningless blood shed for it's own sake.

  • @ShaedyPlays
    @ShaedyPlays Před 3 lety +26

    "There's not 40 books, I'm being hyperbolic"
    *Me determined to read the Horus Heresy and just having finished Fulgrim crying in a corner*

  • @sirgaz8699
    @sirgaz8699 Před 3 lety +164

    "They don't want to waste good talent" 10 minutes earlier "live fire exercise with a 70% mortality rate" 1 minute earlier "as part of commissar training they have to kill the another commissar in training" I think not.
    Edit: a few minutes later "a battle royal where only one or two individuals live"
    Edit 2: as far as 40k lore goes I don't care for all the ridiculous trials be it Grey Knight, Astartes or the Scholar.

    • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
      @PhilosophicallyAmerican Před 3 lety +53

      Administratum Adept: Man, we need more Guardsmen to fight Chaos and Xenos. Where can we find them?
      Other Adept: Have we considered not murdering half of our elites in training?

    • @archduck1903
      @archduck1903 Před 3 lety +21

      @@PhilosophicallyAmerican Admin: If you a better way to prepare guardsmen for the horrors of the Galaxy while being blindingly obedient, I'd like to hear it.....*loads bolt pistol*

    • @archduck1903
      @archduck1903 Před 3 lety +12

      @@PhilosophicallyAmerican then how are they supposed to learn how to shoot cowardly guardsmen who run away?

    • @juandougnac8826
      @juandougnac8826 Před 3 lety +4

      @@PhilosophicallyAmerican But if they did that it wouldn't be as grimdark, and therefore it'd stop being 40k :O

    • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
      @PhilosophicallyAmerican Před 3 lety +29

      @@juandougnac8826 I think you can do grimdark without being nonsensical. Just load the "best-friend-killing bolter" with blanks. If they don't pull the trigger, the real one comes out.

  • @TheMCcreepermen
    @TheMCcreepermen Před 3 lety +23

    The screaming gallery a hallway made out of screaming faces which is inside a fortress made out of people.

  • @ArtificialDragon
    @ArtificialDragon Před 3 lety +15

    These guys make the Spartan 2 program from Halo look like saints in comparison XD

  • @hoopchristine5202
    @hoopchristine5202 Před 3 lety +64

    You guys (and gal) make a lot of references to Emperor Text-to-Speech. What do you think about doing a collaboration with Bruva Alfabusa, or maybe StringStorm? That would be just fucking epic

    • @hoopchristine5202
      @hoopchristine5202 Před 3 lety +3

      Or what about working with other 40K community people, animators, youtubers, etc like SODAZ, the dude who made Astartes, Rimmy Downunder, gLuetin, etc?

    • @jamieenoshima5147
      @jamieenoshima5147 Před 3 lety +13

      I love TTS but after reading Promethean Sun and *VULKAN LIVES!* I hate there depiction of Vulkan. It's hilarious and funny, and the Ghost of Ferrus Manus is a big part of Vulkan Lives book. But TTS never mentions how dark Vulkans character went through in these two books. What Curze done to him and his fight with the Eldar. Bricky knows because he referenced the infamous scene where Curze was trying to prove Vulkan was a monster like him and ended up creating a scenario where the Night Lords massacred humans, and Vulkan burnt an Eldar child alive to his trauma and regret.
      Would love a colab and DK to watch it but after the Vulkan/Salamander episode pls. We gotta see that other side of Vulkan before we appreciate. *THE BIG WAAAAGH POSSESED VULKAN YAH FLASHY GIT!*

    • @dalekrenegade2596
      @dalekrenegade2596 Před 3 lety +3

      Or make an appearance on another exciting episode of WARHAMS!!!

    • @constantinekorkousky3363
      @constantinekorkousky3363 Před 2 lety +4

      :(

  • @HoryWan
    @HoryWan Před 3 lety +121

    In his latest video about th Alpha Legion, MajorKill made some hints to a collaboration. Make it happen!
    Oculus Imperia is cool as well! :D

    • @cabellones
      @cabellones Před 3 lety +10

      baldemort is a good one too

    • @fraserwatson1723
      @fraserwatson1723 Před 3 lety +6

      thatd be cool, still wanting that luetin collab first tho

    • @erikrungemadsen2081
      @erikrungemadsen2081 Před 3 lety +2

      I could get behind a Baldermort or a Luetin collab, I would be skipping out on MajorKill.

  • @ericlim3609
    @ericlim3609 Před 3 lety +12

    great now every time i hear a space marine say "brother" it will be with the voice of hulk hogan

  • @meccevil321
    @meccevil321 Před 3 lety +24

    "All Sisters Shall Go To School Barefoot!"

  • @unwillfullyignorant7805
    @unwillfullyignorant7805 Před 3 lety +30

    Neat, time to do absolutely nothing for 60 minutes, forget, go play a game, then come back after half an hour to see the premiere is almost done.

  • @RocRolDis
    @RocRolDis Před 3 lety +141

    This is where Warhammer 40k goes from absurdism parody to “whatever, edge lord”

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 Před 3 lety +42

      "Parody"
      GW doesnt treat it like a parody, that undertone went out the window a very long time ago.

    • @LtSprinkulz
      @LtSprinkulz Před 3 lety +20

      It's not Halo, bud. The 8 year olds of 40k aren't gonna be ready for the horrors of the galaxy by being taught Greek history.

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder Před rokem +1

      @@LtSprinkulz Given the obscene amount chaos must be fed by some of this. I think Greek history would do them good. For that matter, a thorough education about their enemies would probably both reduce casualties, and increase enemy losses.

  • @DurandulTycho
    @DurandulTycho Před 3 lety +36

    Ah yes, the Schola Progenium, the anime high school of 40k.

  • @PharosofLight
    @PharosofLight Před 3 lety +80

    "They just take kids with potential" is also how the Jedi did things, funny enough. There's a line from a book that's like the guidelines for the Jedi and it says "The presence of the force in the child is the child's consent to be taken".
    Anyways, great episode but I'm really getting burnt out on Imperium stuff after a 5-episode-long series on the fall of cadia. How about some more Xenos stuff for a while? Genestealer Cults, Harlequins, Craftworlds (I'm pretty sure you haven't actually done craftworlds and their whole thing, right?), Ynnari (which really should come after Craftworlds and harlequins).

    • @lazyc0mmander277
      @lazyc0mmander277 Před 3 lety +10

      I mean Jedi weren't known to murder the parents who objected though. Seems more like a sith thing.

    • @gryphonbotha1880
      @gryphonbotha1880 Před rokem

      How odd. I remember it being the case that Jedi wouldn't take a child unless the parents agreed.
      Now Sith, on the other hand...

  • @xaldorsnotgrimdark5972
    @xaldorsnotgrimdark5972 Před 3 lety +189

    Last Time I was this early, Magnus did turly nothing wrong

  • @sebastianc6892
    @sebastianc6892 Před 3 lety +36

    22:30
    Commissar-“I’m taking this child to the Schola Progenium”
    Parents- “Wait isn’t that school exclusively for orphans?”
    Commissar- “Yes” *grabs bolter*

  • @nicholascerillo4000
    @nicholascerillo4000 Před 3 lety +13

    I find it hilarious that the posters they’re selling are just badass-waifu pinups despite Bricky’s discomfort towards all things anime .
    Also now I want to see hulk hogans face photoshopped onto an Astartes shouting “BROTHERRRRRRRRRR!”

  • @marcuskylemarcuskyle222
    @marcuskylemarcuskyle222 Před 3 lety +26

    Pink Floyd wrote their song The wall after escaping Scola Progenium.
    Another kid in the wall indeed.

  • @PatienceKiss
    @PatienceKiss Před 3 lety +9

    I love how the Night Lords and the Schola Progenium both appreciate the aesthetic of cementing live humans into a wall.

  • @Electru522
    @Electru522 Před 3 lety +7

    Oh god, that ending.
    I couldn't breathe for a moment.

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501

    Macho Man is just Skarbrand's Mortal disguise change my mind.

  • @dragonturtle2703
    @dragonturtle2703 Před 3 lety +18

    Wait, if they produce officers for the navy, wouldn’t they also for the army?
    Also, not everyone is sacrificed to the emperor or becomes an inquisitor. Generally only those too weak, insane, lacking in control over their abilities, or other things that make them useless liabilities are sacrificed.
    They can also become astropaths, battle psykers for the guard, and recruits for space marines librarians and grey knights.
    You guys should probably do one on psykers and psyker training at some point.

    • @cjstanky
      @cjstanky Před rokem +1

      Probably but i imagine that being a naval officer if 40k is probably more involved and needing someone whose been through a higher degree of specialization vs the army where a Scola kid headed that way is probably just going to be trained as a Commisar

    • @dragonturtle2703
      @dragonturtle2703 Před rokem

      @@cjstanky good point.

  • @mcnaughe
    @mcnaughe Před 3 lety +8

    This is definitely the "Hans, are we the baddies?" episode

    • @mcnaughe
      @mcnaughe Před 3 lety

      @@RabbiHerschel Uh......no

    • @mcnaughe
      @mcnaughe Před 3 lety +1

      @@RabbiHerschel Please explain why real life examples of child abuse are necessary for your enjoyment of Warhammer 40K. I'm very curious to here your reasoning.

  • @mikebangar2812
    @mikebangar2812 Před 3 lety +14

    "I liked it better when the kids were in the walls"

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 Před 3 lety +4

    that stormtrooper be looking THICC

  • @schellingerhout
    @schellingerhout Před 3 lety +5

    anime highschool if run by the goblins from goblin slayer is a good one

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 Před 3 lety +1

      Where every character from every anime with a highschool arc should be sent...

  • @aprettycoolguardsman572
    @aprettycoolguardsman572 Před 3 lety +5

    I remember seeing a commissar enter and ask us what usually do to destress from all the training and we responded scrabble. one guy then asked what he does to destress and the commissar just shot him

  • @pkhitch1117
    @pkhitch1117 Před 3 lety +4

    I love Drill Abbot Hulk Hogan is amazing and it deserves to be merch and an animation.

  • @Yangager
    @Yangager Před 3 lety +12

    1:50 Brikky, DK is about as subtle as a, well, a brick.
    I'll see myself out.

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 Před 2 lety

      What part of 40k is subtle? Even their assassins are over the top

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 Před 2 lety +4

    As soon as I heard DK name drop Iron Sheik AND finished off with a “Too Sweet!” I knew for certain he was a legit wrestling fan. There’s a weird but interesting overlap between 40K and Wrestling fans and I dig it

  • @sqocks8254
    @sqocks8254 Před 3 lety +3

    17:15
    Glad to see that Shy is aware of this lovely anime.

  • @bootlegcrusader1773
    @bootlegcrusader1773 Před 3 lety +4

    “ I liked it better when the kids were in the walls” best quote of all time

  • @darkoblivionmaster
    @darkoblivionmaster Před 3 lety +5

    There are a few things I look forward to every week: Saturdays for D&D night, Fridays because end of the work week, and now Wednesdays because of the new Adeptus Ridiculous episode!

  • @icewolf9067
    @icewolf9067 Před 3 lety +6

    I would love to see how the Emperor would reacts to this place in TTS.

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 Před 2 lety +1

    They’ve got your back” is so much better with the context

  • @Jiffedup
    @Jiffedup Před 3 lety +4

    The Ciaphas Cain books offer a decent look at the schola progenium. In almost ever book there usually an inner monologue where he mentions part of his time in one particularly when his regiment meets up with the Talarins and an old commissar "friend" of his brings up memories. And one of the last books he is a teacher in a smaller schola specifically for commissarial cadets. So we get a decent look at them though through the kinder if more scared eyes of Cain.

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS Před 3 lety +3

    Of all the ways this could've ended, multiple minutes of Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage impressions wasn't what I expected

  • @uria3679
    @uria3679 Před 3 lety +10

    The Schola Progenium = Fort Polk if it had competent management

  • @dariusrose9909
    @dariusrose9909 Před 3 lety +55

    Man I wish being in Army Cadets as a kid was like this!!

  • @JimothyTheGreen
    @JimothyTheGreen Před 2 lety +7

    I'd love to read a story about someone growing up in the Scholar Progenium. It would probably be awesome.

    • @allenpoe17
      @allenpoe17 Před 2 lety +1

      YES! Would be a HELL of a read!

    • @jacobvardy
      @jacobvardy Před rokem

      A re-write of 'Tom Brown's School Days '. It's the ancestor of most boarding school narratives. You'd not even need to increase the abuse much to fit it to the Imperium.

    • @NoTimeAllTime
      @NoTimeAllTime Před rokem

      Cain: Schola Years

  • @Tounushi
    @Tounushi Před 3 lety +4

    *Slice* of life high school episode. Nice boat. I see what you did there.

  • @admiralglenn2323
    @admiralglenn2323 Před 3 lety +12

    I am genuinely angry that my notifications didn’t tell me that you’d made another podcast. Weird, apparently it unsubscribed me.

  • @asprowlfuller
    @asprowlfuller Před 3 lety +2

    28:39
    "impudence" is the word you're looking for.

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP Před 3 lety +3

    If the Ciaphas Cain novels are to be believed, the Sisters of Battle in training consistently beat the to be commissars at sport competitions.

  • @chrisyoung1576
    @chrisyoung1576 Před 3 lety +15

    Soo, when you guys will cover books about jaq draco?

  • @demicus
    @demicus Před 3 lety +7

    I feel retarded. It's taken THIS MANY Adeptus Ridiculous videos before I realized that this is the same Bricky that did a bunch of other 40k videos that I love. My brain has clearly gone on vacation.

  • @Gorpfield
    @Gorpfield Před 3 lety +9

    oh, okay, the progeniums are just the canadian residential school system

    • @birb125
      @birb125 Před 3 lety

      Your icon is from a new article about a raven stealing a knife from a crime scene

    • @Gorpfield
      @Gorpfield Před 3 lety +1

      @@birb125 yes? thank you? uhhh

    • @westernstealth873
      @westernstealth873 Před 3 lety

      @@Gorpfield the residential school were to ‘educate’, that is the term used by the system (I’d call it ethnic cleansing), native peoples into white cultures and religion through horrific methods, the schola is just giving an orphan a vocation through horrific methods. Not quite the same but it’s a decent analogy

  • @oniwahoo719
    @oniwahoo719 Před 3 lety +4

    "In the Warhammer universe you need to be subtle" that's pretty funny

  • @crepvsculo
    @crepvsculo Před 3 lety +4

    Alpha Legion ft. Majorkill pls make it happen

  • @doublestarships646
    @doublestarships646 Před 3 lety +3

    I remember during middle school I was able to read a book within a day. The first book I did this with was Resident Evil lmao.

  • @fritz8393
    @fritz8393 Před 3 lety +2

    "You dont know gow to properly reload a rifle in 2 seconds at the age of 10?" meanwhile Cadians are fielddstripping lasguns at age 6

  • @zerokidd21
    @zerokidd21 Před 3 lety +2

    Oh-yeah brother I can't wait for the next episode.
    "The cream always rises to the top."

  • @Zyniqean
    @Zyniqean Před 3 lety +11

    Last bit could've come straight out of a RussianBadger vid 😅

  • @jnewmanguy2806
    @jnewmanguy2806 Před 3 lety +3

    Just coming in to say thank you guys for making the lore feel so much more accessible, while giving enough info to not just be memes .
    I just got into WH40k LAST WEEK, and I can't wait to start painting minis someday

  • @ptwfrynzie
    @ptwfrynzie Před 3 lety +1

    idk if you guys know but the hulkster has a tattoo of popeye's "i am that i am" that totally looks like it says jam that jam, could be fitting for 40k

  • @kanarokan6060
    @kanarokan6060 Před 3 lety +2

    Preps for shy for making me pay attention to her funny editing more than i pay attention to my own classes.

  • @trojaner98
    @trojaner98 Před 3 lety +3

    This one was pure GOLD BROTHER!!!! Uuuuuh Yeaaaaaaa!