That was pretty much the take my ex wife and I had on weed. She has RA,and I had bad teeth, so the weed was a god send. I wish my home state would just go ahead and legalize it.
@@codyh2492 RA is Rheumatoid Arthritis. bad teeth cause really bad abcesses if you get gingervitis. the infection makes your tooth pain almost unbearable.
The elephant's temporal lobe (the area of the brain associated with memory) is larger and denser than that of people - hence the saying 'elephants never forget'.
i swear mushrooms hit us all the same. you sit there for a while waiting for it to kick in. till finally you say, "i'm not even high." thats when you get up and it all hits you at once.
I am a woman from Russia who never did drugs and I still think that is the one of the funniest stand up scatch in history. Rewatched it like dozen times. Legend
"Whoo, This stuff sucks! Taste like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high!" This line just destroyed me!!! He's so funny and his delivery is always perfect,
@@hriaaata2979 youre not as smart or witty when smoking weed, but you can still function normally. It doesnt inhibit your abilities to the point of being incapacitated.
When he hit that moonwalk i busted out straight laughing nonstop! 😂 Dave's a legend! Can't wait to see anything new he makes everything he makes is good!
I have never seen this set. Literally first time viewing as of the writing of this comment. Seriously, I legit have not laughed like this in over 4 years. Dave is a legend!
@@crysjumar1 agreed. He doesn't need money, actually left the game because of it. I get the feeling he's back half-heartedly, in order to ... feel? Or try to.
Depends on the person tbh but for the most part yes. I actually find it helps me focus during sparring sessions as well as help me see combos, footwork, etc I may not have seen before or at least not as soon.
@@tattletalestrangler7815 that is true but that is why you minimize it. Some fighters smoke cigarettes too, but do so occasionally and not a constant. There are also multiple methods of achieving a buzz from pot such as vaping and orally. Moderation is the key tbh. Personally I smoke and still do boxing, I have no issues with it at all. Personally, I get benefit from it. However it isn't exactly the same for everyone and it may have a differing effect on others that may help or hinder their abilities. I am also not talking about getting totally baked either but I can and be just fine. There was actually a BJJ tournament where the fighters would get high then roll.
@@tattletalestrangler7815 czcams.com/video/7Gqa67lD4VY/video.html it is called High Roller Tournament and had some pretty high profile guys in it. Idk if it has continued or not.
Squanchy Yeah, that's his strong point in stand up no question. He can literally deliver any old mediocre joke if he wanted to and as long as he does it in his usual delivery, it'll sound 10 times funnier than if anybody else was telling it.
After smoking weed one or two full days, you can pretty much smoke as much as you want and you'll function. But if you haven't had weed for years and smoke a nice bowl of strong sativa, you ain't functioning. And no matter how hard shrooms or acid hit you, you'll take a valium or xanax and you feel nothing but a little buzz anymore.
When was the first time you saw this ? One of the best thing about CZcams. If you want to watch anything, no matter when it aired you can watch it. And it's free. People have the nerve to complain about the advertising. That's how they make money. Or you can get there pay service and see it uninterrupted. Anytime I need a laugh I will check out Dave or SNL Trevor Noah is killer. From comedy central all his material is spot on. Enjoy. 😋
I love this...Looks at his clock - 2:42 He takes a shower, listens to his entire CD collection, runs around the block 4x then takes a nap - Still HIGH...looks at his clock 2:43.
I swear I've watched all of Dave Chappelles stand up hundreds times and every time I watch them they still crack me up😂😂 this guy is seriously the best 😂😭
When he says "the clock said 2:42" you can see the punchline coming. After all his activities (and a nap), when he says "2:43" I still laughed out loud. Something about Dave's delivery is special.
Bro I can relate so much I had a bad trip on shrooms and holy shit bro 1 minute felt like an hour because of all the racing thoughts but when you think slowly time goes by faster
I can confirm. I had a landlord who was a drug addict. He asks for rent two months in advance and borrows money every week. He was a scary guy. We found out that our electricity was illegally connected to the mainline.
He’s right about a minute feeling like an eternity on mushrooms. It’s crazy because it can also work the other way around, where you think it’s been only a few minutes but 2 hours passed
You took the words right out of my mouth I did mushrooms 40 years ago one time and I freaked out but I look back it was an awesome experience part of growing up i guess those were the good of days lol
The fun thing about this is, you know Dave at least once tried it himself. Cause the description is accurate as hell! 1 minute has passed and it feels like you did a day's worth of activities.
i would describe mushrooms as talking with the gods, tripping the fck out, an on happy pills. but not noticing you are tripping till looking in a mirror is oddly one thing that did happen once an i was like "why am i smiling. it must be the drugs are working"
This man is beyond words. Shaped my life. I'm a white guy from a country town that had one black family for 3 months... lol Dave taught me we are all the same. Laughter and humor and love is universal. Yeah, I get that from Dave. Hahahaha
What a wonderful person. Dave was a huge part of my life when I was a young man and figuring out this thing we call life. His brand of comedy spoke to my soul and made me feel excited to be able to experience it when I was comin up. God bless dave Chappelle
"this building's falling apart, things came up" If there ever was a landlord junkie I swear that'd be the first thing they came up with as a lie for money
Coke addict boss 3 am ,"get me some coke or dont come to work tomorrow" I loved days off ,so was like "fuck you ,i aint coming in anyway,you know i dont do mondays 😉
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Let’s not ignore this man just hit the dirtiest moonwalk ever out of nowhere for one second.
Jeffums @1:44
Facts! That shit was smooth as fuck
Fact: MJ learnt the moonwalk from Dave Chappell
Lol 😂🤣😂🤣
TRUST ME, so fucking overlooked, how is that so smooth. The camera GLIDED with the man
"You ain't crisp but you'll function"
Favorite line 😂😂
That was pretty much the take my ex wife and I had on weed. She has RA,and I had bad teeth, so the weed was a god send. I wish my home state would just go ahead and legalize it.
@@proud2bpagan
I agree with the last sentence. But what is RA? And what does you having bad teeth have to do with it?
@@codyh2492 RA is Rheumatoid Arthritis. bad teeth cause really bad abcesses if you get gingervitis. the infection makes your tooth pain almost unbearable.
@@proud2bpagan
Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up.
@@proud2bpagan lol it's gingivitis... Gingervitis is when you become a ginger
I cried when he was pretending to be the old guy using the walker “That old man must be tripping”😂
What's so funny is after his moonwalk, he goes right back to the "walker" like it didn't happen lmmfao
Repent to Jesus Christ!
“The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.””
Isaiah 40:8 NIV
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🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
trippin like a baby girraffe in high heels🤣
Same here
He had absolutely no right showing us only a glimpse of his abilities with that moonwalk, we need more
This man is a living cartoon character. One in a million.
Brian Nava Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are up there too
One in a billion would seem much more accurate.
If you're talking about cartoon character then you can't forget Jim Carrey
He's 1 in 8 billion
One in a million is like.. 8000 people
He killed that moonwalk 😂 1:44
Right? Audience was too white...
@TheHumanity! oof
@TheHumanity! ooofff
@TheHumanity! Shit.
TheHumanity! Don’t have to be black. You’re too uncultured.
I love how Dave’s talking to himself voice sounds like a silly white guy. “Dave calm down, man.” Lol
Its called a conscious...we all have it lol.
What Dave
Racist
You need to calm down there Ridgeway what kind of a comment was that?
@@seanford5707 cry about it
“If I was 75 I’d do coke heroin everything, I wouldn’t give a fk.”
“If your landlord hooked on crack, that means you’ve gotta have the rent”😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ya damn skippy! On time, off time, anytime that dude need a fix that rent is due on the spot
If you late your fucked !
👌🏽😂
Thanks I was watching this too
The elephant's temporal lobe (the area of the brain associated with memory) is larger and denser than that of people - hence the saying 'elephants never forget'.
So he's like the avatar of comedy?
nicolas redyr basically
I love Dave to death, but there have been others
You forgot Richard Pryor Sam Keneson Rodney Dangerfield redd fox
No he's not you fucking dunce
Old Dave is one of the best comedians alive.
the fact i knew everyjoke he was going to make and his execution still made me laugh shows his skill.
He's got an amazing voice. Every word he says sounds so *crisp*
Well said. Very crisp
Chapelle, what a *crisp* last name
Just so crisp
'Cos he ain't on *weed*
I thought I was the only one who noticed.. His CH.. and TH ..
He was so high that he went for a haircut without having hair
Oooor he doesn't have hair because he went to the barber shop hmmm? 😂
😂😅most underrated comment on here!
Who knows how old this story is hes telling he had hair once have you seen the movie the nutty professor
U trippin
Still. Bald people go to the barber to shave their head ;)
i swear mushrooms hit us all the same. you sit there for a while waiting for it to kick in. till finally you say, "i'm not even high." thats when you get up and it all hits you at once.
I am a woman from Russia who never did drugs and I still think that is the one of the funniest stand up scatch in history. Rewatched it like dozen times. Legend
Should try a little weed or coke
@@JamesSmith-xk1fb Noooooo. Do something better with your money
@@silewis9396 W weed L other drug
@@silewis9396 she is from russia, she doesn't have any money :D
@@GOATMENTATOR
roasted
Moonwalk was on point!
+Bernard Buckholtz I said the same. damn. thing.
Preach it.
+Iamyouonlydifferent That directional reverse was the shit!....Im still laughing...
hhahahahahahhahah
Bernard Buckholtz 1000 likes.
Hell yea 😂😂😂
That was a Clean ass moon walk
he can only do it while on crack
When he did the splits after that omg
Donnie G I just liked this to make it 666
Bawihpuia Ralte
I wonder who made it 420 and didn't bother to tell anyone...
Right on man. That was impressive
"Whoo, This stuff sucks! Taste like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high!"
This line just destroyed me!!!
He's so funny and his delivery is always perfect,
This is the highlight of every single person's life in this audience , even Dave's. The San Francisco special is hands down best comedy special ever
“Weed is a background substance, you ain’t crisp but you function” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i don't understand this reference
@@hriaaata2979 youre not as smart or witty when smoking weed, but you can still function normally. It doesnt inhibit your abilities to the point of being incapacitated.
J. SLICK it’s not that you aren’t as smart, your reaction is just slowed down. Including mental functions, physical functionality etc.
@@jme2266 depends how much you smoke haha
I witnessed this 😭😂😂😂
"Where's the sink? Its in the kitchen!, oh... i thought it was in the drawer" LMFAO
😂
Totally something my dad would say. I never know what he's on
Lol
Some bullshit your dad on 😂😂😂
@@freetube200 that sucks. Hope you learn from that. My #1 goal in life is to not be my father.
When he hit that moonwalk i busted out straight laughing nonstop! 😂 Dave's a legend! Can't wait to see anything new he makes everything he makes is good!
I have never seen this set. Literally first time viewing as of the writing of this comment. Seriously, I legit have not laughed like this in over 4 years. Dave is a legend!
So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials
right! that was the exact same thing in my head. also, he does not smile as much during his specials.
@@crysjumar1 agreed. He doesn't need money, actually left the game because of it. I get the feeling he's back half-heartedly, in order to ... feel? Or try to.
sammmeeeee. but I remember this monologue like it was yesterday....
the one we see today is Dave's clone. the real Dave was killed by them
@@ITIonoxide still way to controversial to be a clone... I think he just got tired of people trying to control his material
You ain't crisp... but you'll function. Bwahahaha
wait no comments but almost a 1000 likes?
Depends on the person tbh but for the most part yes. I actually find it helps me focus during sparring sessions as well as help me see combos, footwork, etc I may not have seen before or at least not as soon.
jeebus yaWeirdo maybe during film, but cmon, ssmmookkee in your lungs cant be good for your conditioning right?
@@tattletalestrangler7815 that is true but that is why you minimize it. Some fighters smoke cigarettes too, but do so occasionally and not a constant. There are also multiple methods of achieving a buzz from pot such as vaping and orally. Moderation is the key tbh. Personally I smoke and still do boxing, I have no issues with it at all. Personally, I get benefit from it. However it isn't exactly the same for everyone and it may have a differing effect on others that may help or hinder their abilities.
I am also not talking about getting totally baked either but I can and be just fine. There was actually a BJJ tournament where the fighters would get high then roll.
@@tattletalestrangler7815 czcams.com/video/7Gqa67lD4VY/video.html it is called High Roller Tournament and had some pretty high profile guys in it. Idk if it has continued or not.
That last 2 minutes made me laugh out loud like crazy kkkk long time I dont laugh out loud like that, thank you sir! You've brighten my day up
One of the greatest. Up there for sure. Great job man.
“Dave calm down, you’re on drugs, this is what drugs do”🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooo
This is exactly how u talk to urself when ur trying to not loose it on mushrooms lol
Lol I said the same thing when I smoked dmt or went through a k hole on ketamine
Had to like this to change the number 667
Ive had to tell myself something like that while on shrooms 😂
That old man is trippin! Lmfao...the fact that he's walking with a walker then stops to moonwalk and dance is funny af! 😂😂😂
man i *LOSST* it!! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
I thought it was okay until I read your comment, now it's REALLY funny!
@@meezey Some Martin shit lol
He's actually walking with a stool haha
"I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol
Coming back and watching this high out of your ass is an experience man, early Dave is just as amazing as new Dave.
“took a nap, woke up, fucked up” literally perfect delivery that line
"That means you've GOTTA have the rent."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
roscoegino the delivery was on point
Squanchy Yeah, that's his strong point in stand up no question. He can literally deliver any old mediocre joke if he wanted to and as long as he does it in his usual delivery, it'll sound 10 times funnier than if anybody else was telling it.
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Dave is definitely one of the best stand up comedians out there. :)
Tipi83 he is the best lmaooo
He seems like he's just naturally funny by nature without much effort.
"Took a nap, woke up, fucked up" Best line ever
“I looked at the clock it was 2:43” ain’t that the truest shit ever
I planned my day like it was weed lmao
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wtfisditvoorbullshit jerry has put
After smoking weed one or two full days, you can pretty much smoke as much as you want and you'll function. But if you haven't had weed for years and smoke a nice bowl of strong sativa, you ain't functioning. And no matter how hard shrooms or acid hit you, you'll take a valium or xanax and you feel nothing but a little buzz anymore.
This was classic. I wish I'd seen it years ago.
When was the first time you saw this ?
One of the best thing about CZcams. If you want to watch anything, no matter when it aired you can watch it. And it's free. People have the nerve to complain about the advertising. That's how they make money. Or you can get there pay service and see it uninterrupted. Anytime I need a laugh I will check out Dave or SNL
Trevor Noah is killer. From comedy central all his material is spot on.
Enjoy. 😋
@@Mr.Robert1 I've always been a chappelle fan. I've just never come across this bit.
that's gotta be the coolest moonwalk I've seen
have you not seen michael jackson? loool
I'm sure that @ihurricane7 has seen M.J's moonwalk. I think @ihurricane meant that, it was just so funny looking moonwalk. :)
1k leggoooo
@@Tipi83 and you don't get his joking
@@teunlll Yea, that's it, I didn't get it all.. 🙄
i'll fix it tomorow when i come for the rent
doesn't matter if your landlord is on crack or not he still uses that excuse on anything XD
He has , over time, become my favourite comedian of ALL time. Respect from the UK.
That moon walk!!!🤯
Why didnt the crowd go wild when he hit that moonwalk tho??
Its fucking crazy, that was near Jacko level smooth
Because hes black.
They did
Pani Smith Do they laugh at all his jokes because he’s black?
clutch bg94 white ppl
I love this...Looks at his clock - 2:42 He takes a shower, listens to his entire CD collection, runs around the block 4x then takes a nap - Still HIGH...looks at his clock 2:43.
loool
Lol if i had a nickel
Bruh that's how it be
0GR3 sounds like a personal problem to me
Guess you're the lame ass nigga repeating shit.
Just so you know, your friends hate you.
I personally think this is Dave at his best even better than the Dave we have now by a million miles he was pure quality!
I agree.
Actually both versions of dave Chappelle are great ...
true life is in us love this ima watch this just trying to get through my life thanks to big people like this person thankyou.
took a nap...woke up ~ fucked up
XD! I crack up every time
+Michael Covel I see what you did there.
StrikingTan same
😂😂😂😂😂
Love daves old stuff. Legendary
Hands down one of the greatest specials of all time
I swear I've watched all of Dave Chappelles stand up hundreds times and every time I watch them they still crack me up😂😂 this guy is seriously the best 😂😭
Werewolffy agreed
You fine af
Wow there so rude to you but if you'd like to smash just Holla
Damn baby hit me yo Snapchat so we can continue our love story
Got enough make up? Men can see past that you know.
And til this day he’s still on his A game 💯🙏🏽
🚫🧢
Ehh not the same
Nope these are the golden years. At least he is getting off the woke crap though.
Still makes me laugh my ass off
JoeVaughn Brooks you ain’t ever lie
"I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said Goddawm!!!"
😂😂😂
The greatest. He is genius because he is smart. Not only funny.
When he says "the clock said 2:42" you can see the punchline coming. After all his activities (and a nap), when he says "2:43" I still laughed out loud. Something about Dave's delivery is special.
I also laughed out loud,. Man is a legend
Ye
@@ORIGINALLANDEROS you didnt understand
Bro I can relate so much I had a bad trip on shrooms and holy shit bro 1 minute felt like an hour because of all the racing thoughts but when you think slowly time goes by faster
@@jonsonsjohnson9095 double ye
"boy that old man is trippin." LMAO
He is the best he is thegoat
The thumping with the walker 🤣🤣🤣
I dont understand
“Where’s the sink I came to fix it”
“It’s in the kitchen”
“I thought it was in the drawer” 😂
This should be played as part of drug prevention courses 😂.
"Your on drugs, this is what drugs do" my new excuse
😂😂😂
Excuse for WHAT 💀💀
@@publicalias8172 when im questiond for having sex with a corpse and high on meth of course.
@@scaredstar9127 holy shit 😂😂😂
dark humor at its finest
@@scaredstar9127 Trevor Philips? That you?
Dave's moonwalk is gangsta
Priscillus Simeon love it
the slow progression of time is so real
conversations, laughs, movies, music, having a smoke
five minutes of mushrooms is an era
The bit about the landlord hooked on crack is probably one of the best standup routines 😊of all time
I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said GODDAMN
Hahaha on point
How? Just askin cause never did shrooms
you really loose your sense of time. Everything seems to happen at once, in reverse order or a long time ago. chronology disapears. all quite wierd.
Rob Feldkamp a lot of deja vu also
Yeah my first time doing shrooms , just 2 hours in felt like a whole day
Rob Feldkamp sounds like an interesting trip
better than Kevin hart
duh
Samuel Perez Sanchez yup
I don't even think Kevin Hart is funny.
leagues above Kevin hart
Not even sure Kevin hart would disagree
I’ve been looking for this one for at least 15 years, one of my favorites 🤣!
What special is this?
@@your_boy_vesp2981 this is from late 90’2 early 2000’s
had an alcoholic landlord that used to do the same thing. lol.
Are you for real???? omg
No bro. No. *SLAP
Only Chapelle.
Lil' MichMenol Are you trying to make a joke or something?
It's hard to tell what you're trying to say.
@@notpulverman9660 the response to the landlord champ.
I can confirm. I had a landlord who was a drug addict. He asks for rent two months in advance and borrows money every week. He was a scary guy. We found out that our electricity was illegally connected to the mainline.
Wtf that sounds like a nightmare 💀
Holy shit that sounds epic 😂
Blackmail him?
Oof that’s crazy
@@americancountryball2077 Nah, i didn't want to be stabbed to death.
Man I watched this a 100 times and its still as good as the first time
Love you Dave, you one of the few comedians I ever related with.
That last joke has to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard
Took a nap.
Woke up,
Fucked up..
Matt Mello lol he’s the master of comedy
He's too funny! The old man running with the walker was pretty epic! 🤣
My favorite part was when he says to himself "this is what drugs do" hilarious
took a nap, woke up, fucked up
All from 2:42 to 2:43
can somebody explain this ? I don't understand.
Porschen Hund it was just a day later.
I doubt it, but it makes it just a bit more funny.
I thought it was in the drawer. 😂
yo bitch u copied my username!
xxPistolero 420xx what the fuck is pistolero.
carolyn ask ur mother
xxPistolero 420xx you are bum sir! It’s not like i specifically looked up this name and said “oooh I’ll just add zeros and get rid of the 420”
carolyn mmitchell Pistolero literally means "gunner."
Can be used to mean "Gunslinger," and "cowboy."
He’s right about a minute feeling like an eternity on mushrooms. It’s crazy because it can also work the other way around, where you think it’s been only a few minutes but 2 hours passed
“COME ON I NEED IT!!!”
That is too real lol
that moonwalk was on point
I look at the clock it was 2:43... dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌
Theo Redd ,⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
God Damn!!! Lmao
Theo Redd I died 😂
Man that’s fucking shroomies for ya
Acid does the same. I swear I felt at least 2 hours had passed, it had only been like 3-5 minutes, scared the shit out of me.
Like the landlord, I keep coming back for this.
Do you wanna get high on psychedelics, acids, mushrooms?? hit him 👆👆👆👆 up He's got them all including DMT LSD and psilocybin. He's reliable 💯💯💯
You took the words right out of my mouth I did mushrooms 40 years ago one time and I freaked out but I look back it was an awesome experience part of growing up i guess those were the good of days lol
Boy! that old man is Trippin!
Mr. Breeze 😭😭😭😭
Saving Sarah silverman
Lost my shit at the moonwalk.
We need this Dave back
dave really lights up theese days:) invaluable artist !
BIG THX from germany homeoffunnybot ;)
The fun thing about this is, you know Dave at least once tried it himself. Cause the description is accurate as hell! 1 minute has passed and it feels like you did a day's worth of activities.
Either that or he was knocked out for 12 hours 😂😂😂
But you can't sleep on shrooms.
@@nixonwasframed well, may be after unplugged brain or whatever they call
On LSD, 1 hour felt like 4. Time is really not relevant during an acid trip or shrooms.
i would describe mushrooms as talking with the gods, tripping the fck out, an on happy pills. but not noticing you are tripping till looking in a mirror is oddly one thing that did happen once an i was like "why am i smiling. it must be the drugs are working"
This man is beyond words. Shaped my life. I'm a white guy from a country town that had one black family for 3 months... lol Dave taught me we are all the same. Laughter and humor and love is universal. Yeah, I get that from Dave. Hahahaha
The Clayton bigsby bit killed me.
@@tomd1434 The clayton bigsby bit is one of the reasons he likely left comedy. The wrong group of people enjoy that bit(actual racist people.)
@@JamesTTierce
So? I'm not sure why he left, but a lot of folks loved that bit, racists and non racists alike.
@@JamesTTierce Dark humor is still humor. Why get offended when we know it's a joke. South park is a great example, too.
@@JamesTTierce not true
One of the best specials ever
One of the greatest! 👍🏾
What a wonderful person. Dave was a huge part of my life when I was a young man and figuring out this thing we call life. His brand of comedy spoke to my soul and made me feel excited to be able to experience it when I was comin up. God bless dave Chappelle
Shut up Bran
:)
My first episode of Chappelle Show was the slow motion skit. I knew he was the funniest person when he pooped in slow motion.
Yata yata ya
@@Conceptual_Space chill bro
God should be centre of your life.
"this building's falling apart, things came up"
If there ever was a landlord junkie I swear that'd be the first thing they came up with as a lie for money
Coke addict boss 3 am ,"get me some coke or dont come to work tomorrow"
I loved days off ,so was like "fuck you ,i aint coming in anyway,you know i dont do mondays 😉
Now this is tha real Dave
Perfect description of the beginning stages of mushrooms: Tastes like athlete's foot, I feel sick, but not really high... then I looked in the mirror
pure gold
mincraft
When a man love a women
"I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol
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After all this years, Dave is still the GOAT.
Been great his whole career. There's a reason this man made it.
“I look at the time and it was 2:43.” He killed that one 🤣
yea me too khfkksjhfkshfs XD
casi casi la misma ora cuando salia de la barre cosas k no se olvidan si y gosa como los gosa k rica toda k no kde nada afuera juanicojajaja cosa tasmas rica la mujer k mas rico se los traga y esprime toda la leche mijo y pregunta cuando la coji enla traila afuera al aigre libre cuando dijo k te valga valga y cojeme juanicojajaja
That made me laugh out loud so much.
Chris rock does a similar joke about the difference between a career and a job. So funny and relatable.
Weed- you aint crisp, but you function!😂😂😂😂TRU DAT TRU DAT!!!
what's the girl's name ? of your profile picture
Aww i dont give my real name out but you can call me Sasha😘✌🏾️
hey sahsa wanna smash ?
southsyde Sasha U used a black emoji so u aren't white like ur profile pic. Ur probly not even a girl .. fuckin freak
southsyde Sasha you sexy mama