stealing from my hookup's yacht (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) | Perfect Person Ep. 63
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- čas přidán 19. 09. 2023
- Sarah joins the show to take calls about breaking up and exacting revenge, making a college professor judge you, and competing with the other nanny.
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Perfect Person is a comedy call in advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your phone calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve maximum perfection with his talented friends.
MILES BONSIGNORE
Miles is an internet creator, comedian, and podcast producer, known for his work at The Try Guys (The TryPod), as a commentator on Pretty Much It, and on his followings on social media.
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Perfect Person Caller Bingo!
1. The caller is a female in her early 20’s/in college
2. The caller will be high
3. The caller will start off the phone call by saying “Oh my god!”
4. The call will be about a relationship
5. The caller will need to sneak away to have the conversation
All of thee above
Anyone that comments suggestions, I'll add them!
The caller will reveal information that changes everything
The caller has a friend there with them
The caller doesn't know the guest
Not a caller specific bingo, but
1.the guest will ask if the piano track in get real loops or not (fake fans) and
2. Miles does some sort of karate maneuver to turn the light back on
The caller is at work
I love how Miles learns new things about Sarah every time she's on the pod
Miles fully loving, supporting, and cheerleading for past Sarah as she re-lives an embarrassing situation with previous guy is really the truest of true loves.
A MILES AND SARAH EPISODE 🎉🎉🎉🎉
my favorite straight people
My favorite episodes are the ones with Sarah 💛
Sarah lore drops this episode were absolutely fucking insane.
1:01:34 "I didn't mean to!" "I feel sooooo bad :(((("
MILES we have seen you hang up on people early multiple times for giggles, and now you're FRONTING because your wife is here.
Hahahahah
I LOVE how empathetic and gentle Miles is with Sarah. 🥰 my favorite couple!
omg I also noticed this! its so sweet to see how a person interacts with someone they genuinely love 🥺
Sarah is such a girls girl. What a queen
Sarah should be on this every week, honestly.
Sarah has lived a million lives and I love her stories
I’m Sarah pissing on a guys doorstep to avenge my friend 🤣 miles had me rolling
Umm going to need a formal apology for hanging up on me so quickly. Currently debating whether to smash that like button now😔
We tried to call you back!!! haha i cut it out of the episode because you didn't pick up, but an attempt was MADE. Thanks so much for talking to us!!
Well shit, def smashing the like button now. Thanks for calling me back!!♥️♥️
i LOOOVE when the caller starts whispering and sarah and miles start whispering
Me too!
it’s the same vibes as sharing secrets at a sleepover :)
I don't understand how this podcast isn't already at 100,000 subscribers.
Same here it’s too funny. They should post shorts
@zoeyjones7496 that honestly could help a lot. And Miles could easily piece random bits of conversation together to make really funny TikToks and things like that.
haha, I love that Sarah is on board with robbery LOL She's such a trip_ I loveee her
the sarah lore we got this episode is insane
Sarah is so real about the highs/lows of motherhood! Love listening to the episodes with her while I’m sitting on the couch with my newborn feeling like I’m going crazy 😅 solidarity sister!!
I also can’t remember phrases to save my life. The first time I said ‘Don’t shoot a gift horse in the mouth’ my husband was horrified.
Absolutely putting this in my vernacular
im so jealous of both miles and sarah because after the podcast ends they get to like live their lives with each other and they both seem like such awesome people
STAHHPPPP!! Clicked so fast as soon as I saw Sarah was on this episode!! Honestly she needs her own podcast
HAHA Sarah's sudden reveal of peeing in front an ex's house was too hilarious
So… Sarah is everyone’s hero, right? I’m pretty sure that was the takeaway lesson from today.
Sarah talking about return day including iced coffee and girl math making me think I have never had a unique experience because I am having exactly this day every couple of months. retuuuuurn day!
Sarah saying she is proud of Miles filled me with so much joy and I’m not even Miles ❤😊
This will always be the glue keeping my life together
The marine biologist’s story is insane. I currently LIVE on a sailboat with with my boyfriend who I moved in with after like three weeks of dating, sooo… good luck, girl!
ngl sarah could have her own podcast with all of stories lmao I'm always TUNED IN for the tea
Miles, please do this show as long as possible lol even when you’re like 75
That would be lit
There's only one person I enjoy watching more than Miles and that's Miss Sarah
A new Sarah and Miles episode?? What a good day
Miles, being an ambivert (an extravert and an intravert) is a thing😊
miles raving over trader joe’s in both episodes this week😂
i clicked the original video and was distraught when it no longer existed, i think im emotionally attached to this show
haha my apologies! exporting error, gotta keep the uploads PERFECT. Thanks for watching!
Same!!
I absolutely love the fact that you keep the footage in of you re-turning on the light sensory with your whole body LMAOO. really adds to the podcast for me hehe. Love the show!! have a great day :)
"Literally Howdy" is the greatest thing I have heard come out of Miles mouth
"you have my scarf"
admit it Miles, it was Taylor Swift and "All Too Well" was about you.
Okay it’s time the truth came out
I had a prediction that every caller was going to freak when they heard Sarah was on, aaaand I was right! She's our pod bff. Yes I am proclaiming that on behalf of everyone.
WITCH!!
I comment this every time sarah is on the how but she is seriously my all time favorite guest ever
Sarah coming through with "can't sit in a chair normally" representation 46:29
Sarah’s The Yellow Wallpaper reference was perfect
As someone who came from a mum who thought everything was easy (because she wasnt fully aware of her responsibilities) im so very glad to hear Sarah express what she needs to about how hard it is to raise a kid ❤
The funniest part of the get real music is that he could just make a longer mix but just doesn’t xD
same with the motion sensor light
I love the fact that Sarah had similar situation to each call🫶🏼hahaha I love her!
SARAH!!! *uproarious applause*
Ok this episode has me actually laughing out Loud into the universe 😭 tht caller and the commentary was great
I love when two perfect people come together ❤❤
is it weird that even as a patron, i listen to the episode on patreon then youtube? 😂
That Trader Joe frozen rice is the ONLY rice my 3 kids will eat lol it’s perfection.
Sarah should be on every episode
SARAH IS AN S TIER GUEST OMG I LOVE HER
btw…. i’m gonna need a reading of that script on the patreon!!! i just started a creative writing grad program and holy shit!!!! my world has been rocked. i have never been so chaotic. i need to know how to become perfect at grad school like stat
there is so much going on in my life i feel like i could have my own episode of this show at this point
Which grad program?
My ship name for Sarah and Miles is Smiles ❤
sarah is so me oh my fucking god - i support women’s rights AND wrongs!
Miles, you’re great in so many ways but I love your wife hahaha 😂
You two are a match made in heaven and I love listening to you guys talk!!🤗👏🏽❤
Not me getting cut off 5 mins into the original upload and waiting here like a puppy for the re-upload
hahaah thanks for coming back!!
I love Sarah so fkn much. “I’m on your side”
I am in the midst of an existential crisis but somehow you two together on the pod makes it all okay♥️
Ive been binge watching... you guys are so friggin cute! I obviously dont know you... but this relationship seems so, so healthy and open and honest and loving and wonderful.
The last 5 mins or so was SO SWEET OMG YOU GUYS
It’s so hard as a parent, to talk about something that you’re struggling with, and have the other person’s response be how much they love their child. It’s like the two of you are having completely different conversations, but you also feel like you have to apologize for what you’ve just said.
Baby wake up, new perfect person episode!!!
Adding lots of points to any ADHD person that has ever returned anything, ever. Lol
I can't remember the last time I returned something. Lol
Definitely a perfect opinion, frozen rice is very underrated. Ain’t nobody got time for that with a little bébé
Yay! I love when Sarah is on!
The table leg girlie is killing me 😂
I like how the first caller was basically their own therapist.
we were blessed with so many sarah stories this episode omg
First time watching the CZcams version, love the set, totally fire
WOMEN 👏 SUPPORTING 👏WOMEN 👏
Hearing Sarah talking about just how difficult it is to be a mother is so endearing to me. I don't have children yet but I really enjoy listening to all of the different experiences that parents go through, and Sarah isn't any less of a mother for finding the whole process super difficult.
Omg Miles recycling content in the same day 😭😭😭😭 love
This was soo hilarious. And oh Sarah, I feel bad. Omg. Lol.
I want to be Sarah when I grow up!
She seems to be doing the mom thing so well, knowing when she needs to go out and be her own person. I barely getting there and my daughter I almost two.. love y’all 🫶🏼
GOOOOOD MORNING, PERFECT PEOPLE
GOOD MORNINGGGGG
SARAH EPISODE RAHHHHHHH 🎉🦅
Sarah is my spirit animal I need to channel her when I'm down I love her so much 😍😂
Sarah episodes are the best episodes
just in time for my lunch break💃🏻💃🏻
+++ for sarah’s returns day idea! tbh i recently bought some stuff i didn’t really want or need, just to get myself to return it, bc it would get me out of the apartment and exploring the new area i just moved to. and yknow what? success. i found a great mall and did some other minor shopping that paid off big time.
perfect people use the FANCY RICE MAKER MILES - RICE MAKERS TAKE TWO SECONDS STOP THE MICROWAVING
OKAAYYYYYY
miles, youre an ambivert!!! thats what the combo is called
ALSO idk what was happening with my CZcams subscription but I only just saw this episode, and I don't want you to think that people aren't clicking because it's a Sarah episode.
yeehaw full time perfect person !!
I’m obsessed with Sarah
Funny two things you guys brought up in this episode, and I also have a pretty bad ADHD, and when I was in daycare/preschool, I wasn’t allowed to take naps either, so I would just hang out with the teachers in a separate room while all the other kids took a nap
😂 got worried when I saw it got put in private
DRAMA WAS LEAKED!!! jk i forgot to re-enable the wide cam before exporting last night
this episode is a whale of a time 🐋
I love Sarah.
Mikes I quit my job on Thursday and not gonna lie you gave me a bit of inspo. My boyfriend is now my sole provider so THAT is a lot to come to terms with but hey I may try bar tending at 28 for the first time so 🤡
I DO RETURN DAY TOO! I feel so seen lol
youtube keeps shutting itself down when i try to watch sorry>~< promise to come back later
Love episodes with Sarah, reminds me of my boyfriend and I
2:43 Same Same ! Like I always say I’m a night owl at heart ❤ Early bird by force 🐧 👶🏻
I literally just got home from Trader Joe's with some frozen rice packs in my bag. I've been into them for years.
it’s called an ambivert, Miles
Ummmm, Miles. Your current wife. Shes going to get U for that one. Opps😅😂
miles, i lobe u❤️
"have you heard of the lonely whale" *all bts fans light up*
(whalien 52)
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