stealing from my hookup's yacht (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) | Perfect Person Ep. 63

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  • čas přidán 19. 09. 2023
  • Sarah joins the show to take calls about breaking up and exacting revenge, making a college professor judge you, and competing with the other nanny.
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Komentáře • 186

  • @PerfectPerson
    @PerfectPerson  Před 10 měsíci +13

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  • @singleparentspodcast
    @singleparentspodcast Před 10 měsíci +365

    Perfect Person Caller Bingo!
    1. The caller is a female in her early 20’s/in college
    2. The caller will be high
    3. The caller will start off the phone call by saying “Oh my god!”
    4. The call will be about a relationship
    5. The caller will need to sneak away to have the conversation

    • @amandahayes2306
      @amandahayes2306 Před 10 měsíci +11

      All of thee above

    • @alyssabeauferry9219
      @alyssabeauferry9219 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Anyone that comments suggestions, I'll add them!

    • @fauxgothgirlfriend
      @fauxgothgirlfriend Před 10 měsíci +49

      The caller will reveal information that changes everything
      The caller has a friend there with them
      The caller doesn't know the guest

    • @EvWuzhere
      @EvWuzhere Před 10 měsíci +19

      Not a caller specific bingo, but
      1.the guest will ask if the piano track in get real loops or not (fake fans) and
      2. Miles does some sort of karate maneuver to turn the light back on

    • @kathulaluna
      @kathulaluna Před 10 měsíci +10

      The caller is at work

  • @angiealpizar8508
    @angiealpizar8508 Před 10 měsíci +277

    I love how Miles learns new things about Sarah every time she's on the pod

  • @pd94832
    @pd94832 Před 10 měsíci +174

    Miles fully loving, supporting, and cheerleading for past Sarah as she re-lives an embarrassing situation with previous guy is really the truest of true loves.

  • @vonnbeaulieu5967
    @vonnbeaulieu5967 Před 10 měsíci +318

    A MILES AND SARAH EPISODE 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @m0derately.g0th
      @m0derately.g0th Před 10 měsíci +4

      my favorite straight people

    • @tjohnson9192
      @tjohnson9192 Před 10 měsíci +2

      My favorite episodes are the ones with Sarah 💛

  • @JigglesBunny
    @JigglesBunny Před 10 měsíci +131

    Sarah lore drops this episode were absolutely fucking insane.

  • @Seetheairahhh
    @Seetheairahhh Před 10 měsíci +95

    1:01:34 "I didn't mean to!" "I feel sooooo bad :(((("
    MILES we have seen you hang up on people early multiple times for giggles, and now you're FRONTING because your wife is here.

  • @jenniferhatton8496
    @jenniferhatton8496 Před 10 měsíci +170

    I LOVE how empathetic and gentle Miles is with Sarah. 🥰 my favorite couple!

    • @jessikapallares3483
      @jessikapallares3483 Před 10 měsíci +9

      omg I also noticed this! its so sweet to see how a person interacts with someone they genuinely love 🥺

  • @courtney1629
    @courtney1629 Před 10 měsíci +164

    Sarah is such a girls girl. What a queen

  • @treblemaker33
    @treblemaker33 Před 10 měsíci +67

    Sarah should be on this every week, honestly.

  • @kayleanash6286
    @kayleanash6286 Před 10 měsíci +60

    Sarah has lived a million lives and I love her stories

  • @sarahiserna3548
    @sarahiserna3548 Před 10 měsíci +63

    I’m Sarah pissing on a guys doorstep to avenge my friend 🤣 miles had me rolling

  • @clarescherer4133
    @clarescherer4133 Před 10 měsíci +134

    Umm going to need a formal apology for hanging up on me so quickly. Currently debating whether to smash that like button now😔

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  Před 10 měsíci +97

      We tried to call you back!!! haha i cut it out of the episode because you didn't pick up, but an attempt was MADE. Thanks so much for talking to us!!

    • @clarescherer4133
      @clarescherer4133 Před 10 měsíci +56

      Well shit, def smashing the like button now. Thanks for calling me back!!♥️♥️

  • @alli_sonc
    @alli_sonc Před 10 měsíci +34

    i LOOOVE when the caller starts whispering and sarah and miles start whispering

  • @TheShauNanigans
    @TheShauNanigans Před 10 měsíci +78

    I don't understand how this podcast isn't already at 100,000 subscribers.

    • @zoeyjones7496
      @zoeyjones7496 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Same here it’s too funny. They should post shorts

    • @TheShauNanigans
      @TheShauNanigans Před 10 měsíci +3

      @zoeyjones7496 that honestly could help a lot. And Miles could easily piece random bits of conversation together to make really funny TikToks and things like that.

  • @KristinaRaqs
    @KristinaRaqs Před 10 měsíci +63

    haha, I love that Sarah is on board with robbery LOL She's such a trip_ I loveee her

  • @haileyjane9742
    @haileyjane9742 Před 10 měsíci +12

    the sarah lore we got this episode is insane

  • @emilykleiber5086
    @emilykleiber5086 Před 10 měsíci +50

    Sarah is so real about the highs/lows of motherhood! Love listening to the episodes with her while I’m sitting on the couch with my newborn feeling like I’m going crazy 😅 solidarity sister!!

  • @montipage1872
    @montipage1872 Před 10 měsíci +35

    I also can’t remember phrases to save my life. The first time I said ‘Don’t shoot a gift horse in the mouth’ my husband was horrified.

    • @bee-om2ry
      @bee-om2ry Před měsícem

      Absolutely putting this in my vernacular

  • @kassiehamilton5880
    @kassiehamilton5880 Před 10 měsíci +20

    im so jealous of both miles and sarah because after the podcast ends they get to like live their lives with each other and they both seem like such awesome people

  • @Hnbryan
    @Hnbryan Před 10 měsíci +62

    STAHHPPPP!! Clicked so fast as soon as I saw Sarah was on this episode!! Honestly she needs her own podcast

  • @sumaraahmad5567
    @sumaraahmad5567 Před 10 měsíci +13

    HAHA Sarah's sudden reveal of peeing in front an ex's house was too hilarious

  • @jjunture
    @jjunture Před 10 měsíci +19

    So… Sarah is everyone’s hero, right? I’m pretty sure that was the takeaway lesson from today.

  • @averymccarthy5228
    @averymccarthy5228 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Sarah talking about return day including iced coffee and girl math making me think I have never had a unique experience because I am having exactly this day every couple of months. retuuuuurn day!

  • @megan55121
    @megan55121 Před 10 měsíci +13

    Sarah saying she is proud of Miles filled me with so much joy and I’m not even Miles ❤😊

  • @Snuggbug
    @Snuggbug Před 10 měsíci +32

    This will always be the glue keeping my life together

  • @meij_musicenthusiast
    @meij_musicenthusiast Před 9 měsíci +6

    The marine biologist’s story is insane. I currently LIVE on a sailboat with with my boyfriend who I moved in with after like three weeks of dating, sooo… good luck, girl!

  • @samanthafernando5371
    @samanthafernando5371 Před 10 měsíci +7

    ngl sarah could have her own podcast with all of stories lmao I'm always TUNED IN for the tea

  • @pike31
    @pike31 Před 10 měsíci +16

    Miles, please do this show as long as possible lol even when you’re like 75

  • @daydreaam473
    @daydreaam473 Před 10 měsíci +7

    There's only one person I enjoy watching more than Miles and that's Miss Sarah

  • @rachelpdmusic
    @rachelpdmusic Před 10 měsíci +25

    A new Sarah and Miles episode?? What a good day

  • @penguinbutters
    @penguinbutters Před 10 měsíci +20

    Miles, being an ambivert (an extravert and an intravert) is a thing😊

  • @alexpython7858
    @alexpython7858 Před 10 měsíci +5

    miles raving over trader joe’s in both episodes this week😂

  • @kassiehamilton5880
    @kassiehamilton5880 Před 10 měsíci +16

    i clicked the original video and was distraught when it no longer existed, i think im emotionally attached to this show

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  Před 10 měsíci +17

      haha my apologies! exporting error, gotta keep the uploads PERFECT. Thanks for watching!

    • @sarahlagos3269
      @sarahlagos3269 Před 10 měsíci

      Same!!

  • @jessikapallares3483
    @jessikapallares3483 Před 10 měsíci +7

    I absolutely love the fact that you keep the footage in of you re-turning on the light sensory with your whole body LMAOO. really adds to the podcast for me hehe. Love the show!! have a great day :)

  • @logonlj12
    @logonlj12 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "Literally Howdy" is the greatest thing I have heard come out of Miles mouth

  • @riot.poof99
    @riot.poof99 Před 10 měsíci +8

    "you have my scarf"
    admit it Miles, it was Taylor Swift and "All Too Well" was about you.

  • @TippiTappi
    @TippiTappi Před 10 měsíci +16

    I had a prediction that every caller was going to freak when they heard Sarah was on, aaaand I was right! She's our pod bff. Yes I am proclaiming that on behalf of everyone.

  • @dorkaballa-johnson1214
    @dorkaballa-johnson1214 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I comment this every time sarah is on the how but she is seriously my all time favorite guest ever

  • @JohnSmith-gf6jt
    @JohnSmith-gf6jt Před 10 měsíci +7

    Sarah coming through with "can't sit in a chair normally" representation 46:29

  • @RebekahFinley
    @RebekahFinley Před 10 měsíci +4

    Sarah’s The Yellow Wallpaper reference was perfect

  • @BaddeGrasse
    @BaddeGrasse Před 10 měsíci +3

    As someone who came from a mum who thought everything was easy (because she wasnt fully aware of her responsibilities) im so very glad to hear Sarah express what she needs to about how hard it is to raise a kid ❤

  • @spaghettihater933
    @spaghettihater933 Před 10 měsíci +7

    The funniest part of the get real music is that he could just make a longer mix but just doesn’t xD

  • @mel.bon12
    @mel.bon12 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I love the fact that Sarah had similar situation to each call🫶🏼hahaha I love her!

  • @clenelyn
    @clenelyn Před 10 měsíci +4

    SARAH!!! *uproarious applause*

  • @zoeyjones7496
    @zoeyjones7496 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Ok this episode has me actually laughing out Loud into the universe 😭 tht caller and the commentary was great

  • @cassidybrewer
    @cassidybrewer Před 10 měsíci +4

    I love when two perfect people come together ❤❤

  • @Namite0001
    @Namite0001 Před 10 měsíci +4

    is it weird that even as a patron, i listen to the episode on patreon then youtube? 😂

  • @amyvillanueva6774
    @amyvillanueva6774 Před 10 měsíci +4

    That Trader Joe frozen rice is the ONLY rice my 3 kids will eat lol it’s perfection.

  • @Hivdghn
    @Hivdghn Před 10 měsíci +5

    Sarah should be on every episode

  • @makenziegleason5737
    @makenziegleason5737 Před 10 měsíci +2

    SARAH IS AN S TIER GUEST OMG I LOVE HER

  • @sarahofalltradespod
    @sarahofalltradespod Před 10 měsíci +4

    btw…. i’m gonna need a reading of that script on the patreon!!! i just started a creative writing grad program and holy shit!!!! my world has been rocked. i have never been so chaotic. i need to know how to become perfect at grad school like stat

    • @sarahofalltradespod
      @sarahofalltradespod Před 10 měsíci +1

      there is so much going on in my life i feel like i could have my own episode of this show at this point

    • @jackl8025
      @jackl8025 Před 10 měsíci

      Which grad program?

  • @amandakluiter9625
    @amandakluiter9625 Před 10 měsíci +8

    My ship name for Sarah and Miles is Smiles ❤

  • @notmn8210
    @notmn8210 Před 10 měsíci +5

    sarah is so me oh my fucking god - i support women’s rights AND wrongs!

  • @cassidysummers6913
    @cassidysummers6913 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Miles, you’re great in so many ways but I love your wife hahaha 😂

  • @kristenalston1190
    @kristenalston1190 Před 9 měsíci +2

    You two are a match made in heaven and I love listening to you guys talk!!🤗👏🏽❤

  • @darkstark907
    @darkstark907 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Not me getting cut off 5 mins into the original upload and waiting here like a puppy for the re-upload

  • @itsjess1046
    @itsjess1046 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I love Sarah so fkn much. “I’m on your side”

  • @iman81369
    @iman81369 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I am in the midst of an existential crisis but somehow you two together on the pod makes it all okay♥️

  • @daniellekirsch5402
    @daniellekirsch5402 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Ive been binge watching... you guys are so friggin cute! I obviously dont know you... but this relationship seems so, so healthy and open and honest and loving and wonderful.

  • @annaford837
    @annaford837 Před 10 měsíci +2

    The last 5 mins or so was SO SWEET OMG YOU GUYS

  • @katiedrago1961
    @katiedrago1961 Před 10 měsíci +1

    It’s so hard as a parent, to talk about something that you’re struggling with, and have the other person’s response be how much they love their child. It’s like the two of you are having completely different conversations, but you also feel like you have to apologize for what you’ve just said.

  • @andrewtheidea
    @andrewtheidea Před 10 měsíci +2

    Baby wake up, new perfect person episode!!!

  • @morganmiller8010
    @morganmiller8010 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Adding lots of points to any ADHD person that has ever returned anything, ever. Lol
    I can't remember the last time I returned something. Lol

  • @BlueMoon3l3b
    @BlueMoon3l3b Před 10 měsíci +5

    Definitely a perfect opinion, frozen rice is very underrated. Ain’t nobody got time for that with a little bébé

  • @francis2fly
    @francis2fly Před 10 měsíci +3

    Yay! I love when Sarah is on!

  • @m..na.
    @m..na. Před 5 měsíci

    The table leg girlie is killing me 😂

  • @WHALEx3
    @WHALEx3 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I like how the first caller was basically their own therapist.

  • @patiencekillz
    @patiencekillz Před 10 měsíci +1

    we were blessed with so many sarah stories this episode omg

  • @Ratlover3333
    @Ratlover3333 Před 10 měsíci +2

    First time watching the CZcams version, love the set, totally fire

  • @musicbycarolinebauer
    @musicbycarolinebauer Před 10 měsíci +4

    WOMEN 👏 SUPPORTING 👏WOMEN 👏

  • @miss_ayla
    @miss_ayla Před 9 měsíci

    Hearing Sarah talking about just how difficult it is to be a mother is so endearing to me. I don't have children yet but I really enjoy listening to all of the different experiences that parents go through, and Sarah isn't any less of a mother for finding the whole process super difficult.

  • @gracekellman8049
    @gracekellman8049 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Omg Miles recycling content in the same day 😭😭😭😭 love

  • @irisbaez9852
    @irisbaez9852 Před 10 měsíci +2

    This was soo hilarious. And oh Sarah, I feel bad. Omg. Lol.

  • @mel.bon12
    @mel.bon12 Před 10 měsíci +8

    I want to be Sarah when I grow up!
    She seems to be doing the mom thing so well, knowing when she needs to go out and be her own person. I barely getting there and my daughter I almost two.. love y’all 🫶🏼

  • @Lukabooga
    @Lukabooga Před 10 měsíci +4

    GOOOOOD MORNING, PERFECT PEOPLE

  • @alouise22
    @alouise22 Před 10 měsíci +1

    SARAH EPISODE RAHHHHHHH 🎉🦅

  • @alyslamy
    @alyslamy Před 10 měsíci +4

    Sarah is my spirit animal I need to channel her when I'm down I love her so much 😍😂

  • @tirzah9929
    @tirzah9929 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Sarah episodes are the best episodes

  • @kaiyarain9673
    @kaiyarain9673 Před 10 měsíci

    just in time for my lunch break💃🏻💃🏻

  • @emeebee3827
    @emeebee3827 Před 10 měsíci +2

    +++ for sarah’s returns day idea! tbh i recently bought some stuff i didn’t really want or need, just to get myself to return it, bc it would get me out of the apartment and exploring the new area i just moved to. and yknow what? success. i found a great mall and did some other minor shopping that paid off big time.

  • @_nicolefwong
    @_nicolefwong Před 10 měsíci +3

    perfect people use the FANCY RICE MAKER MILES - RICE MAKERS TAKE TWO SECONDS STOP THE MICROWAVING

  • @cloudybo5555
    @cloudybo5555 Před 10 měsíci +2

    miles, youre an ambivert!!! thats what the combo is called

  • @miss_ayla
    @miss_ayla Před 9 měsíci

    ALSO idk what was happening with my CZcams subscription but I only just saw this episode, and I don't want you to think that people aren't clicking because it's a Sarah episode.

  • @jabajabajabaa
    @jabajabajabaa Před 10 měsíci

    yeehaw full time perfect person !!

  • @champagnemami4044
    @champagnemami4044 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I’m obsessed with Sarah

  • @kalebzerger301
    @kalebzerger301 Před 9 měsíci

    Funny two things you guys brought up in this episode, and I also have a pretty bad ADHD, and when I was in daycare/preschool, I wasn’t allowed to take naps either, so I would just hang out with the teachers in a separate room while all the other kids took a nap

  • @krs1122
    @krs1122 Před 10 měsíci +4

    😂 got worried when I saw it got put in private

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  Před 10 měsíci +2

      DRAMA WAS LEAKED!!! jk i forgot to re-enable the wide cam before exporting last night

  • @cuttlefiish
    @cuttlefiish Před 10 měsíci +4

    this episode is a whale of a time 🐋

  • @Peacenluv.c
    @Peacenluv.c Před 10 měsíci +1

    I love Sarah.

  • @emilyf4178
    @emilyf4178 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Mikes I quit my job on Thursday and not gonna lie you gave me a bit of inspo. My boyfriend is now my sole provider so THAT is a lot to come to terms with but hey I may try bar tending at 28 for the first time so 🤡

  • @sangeeta
    @sangeeta Před 10 měsíci +1

    I DO RETURN DAY TOO! I feel so seen lol

  • @emptyb00b
    @emptyb00b Před 10 měsíci +1

    youtube keeps shutting itself down when i try to watch sorry>~< promise to come back later

  • @alexiswhite1511
    @alexiswhite1511 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Love episodes with Sarah, reminds me of my boyfriend and I

  • @fdlc0105
    @fdlc0105 Před 10 měsíci

    2:43 Same Same ! Like I always say I’m a night owl at heart ❤ Early bird by force 🐧 👶🏻

  • @KBerry-ug5zx
    @KBerry-ug5zx Před 10 měsíci +2

    I literally just got home from Trader Joe's with some frozen rice packs in my bag. I've been into them for years.

  • @ryanrobinson7541
    @ryanrobinson7541 Před 10 měsíci +2

    it’s called an ambivert, Miles

  • @amandahayes2306
    @amandahayes2306 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Ummmm, Miles. Your current wife. Shes going to get U for that one. Opps😅😂

  • @nois5556
    @nois5556 Před 10 měsíci

    miles, i lobe u❤️

  • @adventureinthesea
    @adventureinthesea Před 10 měsíci +2

    "have you heard of the lonely whale" *all bts fans light up*

    • @adventureinthesea
      @adventureinthesea Před 10 měsíci +1

      (whalien 52)
      czcams.com/video/Ki1uOxj95yE/video.htmlsi=_WCD4hKgdf5Ccvxu