stunning updates to 2023's BEST calls | Perfect Person Ep. 77
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- It's been a wild year of wonderful calls, and so we take a look back at the top 3, with exclusive updates on how the advice was executed.
00:06:09 - Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad
00:28:58 - Update to Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad
00:37:17 - Booty Patrol
00:48:12 - Update #1 to Booty Patrol
01:04:07 - Update #2 to Booty Patrol
01:12:32 - Cancelled By My Ex Besties Diss Track
1:26:40 - Update to Cancelled By My Ex Besties Diss Track
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living for miles defending his decision to put “banged my frenemy’s dad” into the episode as if absolutely anyone was gonna complain about hearing that juicy juicy update
he should use it in every recap honestly
I’m stilling screaming listening to the original call.
That is the gateway episode I introduce all my friends to 😂
New year's resolutions:
-Be more perfect
-Say ciao more
-Listen to more perfect person
❤️❤️❤️
I would have thrown hands if Miles had not included the revenge banging my crush dad..cause I was shocked, intrigued, appalled and listened to the episode like five times..cause it was that iconic
i desperately need to be friends with the booty patrol caller oh my god her laugh??? the comeback? what an amazing person wow very possibly my fav caller from the show
My thoughts a year in review:
Katelyn - This feels like the beginning of an enemies to lovers smut book. I do expect this to blow up at some point. Would really like an update when it does. Circumstances of hooking up with the dad extremely sketchy.
Booty Patrol Girl- You really delivered with the updates......... Imagine pulling up to work at Olive Garden in a Booty Patrol car
Diss track- The couple seems like they're gonna make it. The other girl seems a little off her rocker but what successful musician isnt?
Some amazing quotes during that first call, like when Miles says he's uneasy by saying "It does fill my tummy up with little bees to think about..." (Totally using this in the future)
I was so hoping the secret daughter episode with Lauren and Jeremy was gonna make it!
It didn't?😢😢 I was so excited
Yessss we need this update
Maybe it’s 2 recent
I got the impression that he was very indecisive on what to do
I felt the same way, but also that the interactions were less funny and more genuine I feel like. Gonna need that update someday though 🫖
He givin' me that headgum til i CIAO
I am losing my high ass mind at this comment 3 months later wtf 😂😂😂
honestly, "revenge banging my frenemy's dad" is the most iconic episode ever. cant believe it's already been a year i still re-listen to that ep from time to time
I love how even though the couple is upset about the singer writing their drama in songs they still can say damn this is a good song lol. Good on them! They sound like they have a great relationship despite it all.
Thank you for posting some Patreon content for free, Mr. Person 😊
I just want to fully endorse the Patreon callbacks, because there's some iconic stuff on there. The updates for Accidentally Frenching My Best Friend's Crush from one of the Eric episodes and Decoding Drunk Texts from My One Night Stand from one of the Wrecking Ball Crew episode are some of my faves.
Miles: While you were eating ur little salmon sandwich
Me eating a salmon sandwich: 👁️🥪👁️
Perfect Person Wrapped 2023.
This episode ended WAY too soon!!! And too suddenly!! I could have listened to this for HOURS 😂 Time to go subscribe to the Patreon so I can become more perfect in 2024!!
Wondering if it was on purpsose 😅
I didn't realize it was nearly 2 hours long, it was that captivating😂
okokok im sorry but that girls new song is literally just the bridge of drivers license lmao
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
LITERALLY!
i’m ded how did i not notice this😂
What did we do to deserve such an epic episode?! 😂
Here's to more perfect advice from the most perfect people in 2024!
Omg I'm so excited for themed shows! A valentine's dating show is amazing, maybe some leprechaun costumes with Eric or the wrecking ball crew for st patty's! 🍀 Can't wait
eric as a leprechaun is a need
anything with eric is a hit tbh. i’d even take an episode of ONLY theatre-kid related drama for the showmen 😅
Miles as a naked Cupid baby!!
On st Patrick’s day you have gotta be required to call in drunk LMAO
This is an incredible way to keep your listeners engaged and interested in the pod at the end of the year. Everybody else just plays rerun podcasts, but this was familiar, yet refreshing and exciting!
that last couple are seriously such gems of people. I love how they're handling all of it and how they're still wishing success on that person (because seriously the carpenter is such a freakin' banger). i love this podcast so much! Can't wait to see what the new year will bring!
the guy seems so nice! i was judgey cuz usually a guy that dates within a friend group is pretty clueless but he seemed really thoughtful. i'm rooting for those two.
can i request that we bring arisce back? she was so fun and actually gave really good advice
Hell yes omg her episode is one of my go-tos for recommending the pod!
If rainie is not in the dating show episode we will riot
Then riot bitch.
I love how giddy Miles gets when he's excited he is so lovely ...
I just went to that girl's TikTok and one person literally commented "is this the song about the guy you called ugly?" 😭😭🤣🤣
Idk who did that but thank you 🙌🙌🙌
@XpiXiepX the artist replied, saying she never called him that. The same person also made several comments about coming from the pod 🥲 soooo I think the artist knows lol
And it wasn't the same person that tagged Miles and Rainie. 😆
She's since uploaded a live recording to CZcams where she says "this song has been getting a lot of attention because it was featured on a podcast"
miles i need you to know that i talk about this podcast to everyone i know! the silly bits, the insane stories, and especially your truth bomb moment of “the person you’re meant to be with will like you” also i can’t wait to be able to call you as an international listener because i have PROBLEMS
happy new year to all the perfectionists
Bro that one is gold
best late ciaovidad gift ever
Miles giving us a total gift with this episode!! For the booty patrol story, the car was the first red flag 😂 The dis track story is one of my favorites!!
Imagine instead of introspecting and thinking about your role in a situation, you jump straight to song and dance lmfao this really is a theater girlie lol
I could watch hours of Miles and the booty patrol caller talking, the updates were SO funny
Damn that last call lol. That situation is WILD and definitely needs another update when more songs get released!!!
This episode has me in tears laughing! I can’t be a patron bc I’m poor, but just know I love and appreciate this so much Miles!
Something about this format feels so old school, I love it. Can’t wait for the new uploads
As someone who uses Vanilla Woods (if she’s talking about the 7 virtues one) I am so aghast that I have shared the same scent as a booty patrol wagon’s windshield wiper
omg Miles THANK YOU for giving us some premium updates! Can’t afford patreon right now but I NEEDED to know
I know this was ‘just’ a compilation episode, but the end just dropping off like that was really jarring. I’d love a more official ending on the next episode like this, because I hope there is one! Because I loved it!!
I know I was surprised he didn’t record a little outro or something, felt like an editing mistake so I relistend to the last bit to see if I accidentally hit skip or something 😅
Miles is a marketing genius, this might convince me to join my first patreon 😂
So pumped to watch this instead of doing work! Earning that coin while watching Perfect Person? 10/10
here’s to another year full of ‘sort of’s, ‘actually’s, and ‘CIAO’s 🥂🍾🎊
gotta get some “by the way”s in there too
@@he.said.teenjiejer GOTTA be getting those
“Be discrete” with the booty patrol car
This production quality is incredible Mr Bonsignore
perfect timing as usual🙏🏽
oh my GOD the booty patrol update is amazing. her laugh is incredible
i purposely waited to start listening to this podcast until a few weeks ago because i know myself and whenever i find a new thing i like, i binge ALL of it immediately and then have no more to watch, but i wish i started listening earlier bc i have honestly changed how i do important things in my life based on the advice you (and the freelance sidekicks) give. especially the advice from episodes w/ sarah, you guys are just really good PERFECT ppl and deserve to be heard forever period 😤😤😤
How could I forget about Booty Patrol? What a treat - like hearing it for the first time 😂
This is the inspiration I needed to join the Patreon
Was I the only one who had “The Carpenter” on my Spotify wrapped?
Ok. That coffee song before the second call. Why does it sound like miles is singing??
so glad someone else thought it sounded like miles 😭
The lack of outro spooked me 😂 my playlist just jumped into the next vid
We need more Will next year
It's Wills year
2024 hours of will
I mean this in the most respectful, platonic and parasocial way...I love you Miles. All the best for the coming year and I look forward to enjoying new content!! This was a fun show to get the updates.
thanks for an amazing 2023 miles! so excited for what's in store in 2024! best of luck!
Ngl this is such a good way to promote the Patreon. I am GRIPPED by these updates. And those diss songs were bangers despite the dramatic enhancements to the low stakes that actually happened.
I'm sad the Chili's clown caller didn't make the cut 😭
love love love the long episodes
absolutely living for the snazzy transitions milesss
Miles having Drew Monson on Perfect Person would be ICONIQUE
I could not stop smiling!!! What an advertisement for the patreon, these call backs are excellent!!
Merry Christmas and Happy new Years, Miles! Thanks for the extra episode- i'v e been meaning to join the Patreon for a while but am waiting for Spring when my work starts up again! The last caller with the diss tracks, bravo to them! it sounds like they've got a really healthy relationship and i'm so rooting for them to stay together ! And, honestly, the second diss track isn't anywhere as good as the first. The Carpenter kicked ass! and shes got a great voice !
I voted for the butthole picture story but these calls are also gold!!!
53:05 THIS GIGGLE 😻
From I’m a patreon member, im LIVING for people listening to these updates for the first time. Y’all need to get on this
Miles, you have no idea how much I needed this today, I enjoyed this SO SO much, the Jazz interludes are GORGEOUS (are some of those you singing perchance?) and I promise, when I have the funds, I will subscribe to Perfect Person Platinum because these updates were PERFECTION.
i loveddd getting a taste of the platinum epidodes def made me want to subscribe to your patreon even more now
That woman has ABSOLUTELY seen it lmao. Theres comments on her tiktok referencing perfect person 🤣
Miles joy listening to the bf react will never be topped
I'm so happy we have this gold of a content for free this year 💗💗💗 Maybe this is Miles saying we were on Santa's nice list lol 😂😂😂
I listen to perfect person as i exercise how dare you assume i am at a desk or eating anything.
Miles, this is by far my favorite podcast ever. Keep making bangers all through the new year 🤘🏼🤘🏼
Miles!!! I would just like to say that you are truly a blessing, this podcast idea is out of the box hilarious. What a great episode!!
I really did not see the hype after the carpenter but sour sealed the deal for me. Raw talent, Miles is a wonderful talent scout and manager for her. 😂 Girl NEEDS to call in for advice tho
PLEASE MILES!! Get The Basement Yard boys on the podcast!! Joe and Frank! They would give great advice 😂
Wait, the episode ends abruptly and that's not typical, but it's also at a point where it kind of makes sense so I can't tell- Is it supposed to stop short without an outro or was it an accident??
Haha okay I forgot to put in the outro music but don’t tell anybody
😂 LOL I’m on my last brain cell. It had me thinking my internet connection got forked. I rewound the last story twice to realize it was just an abrupt ending 😅 can’t get more perfect than that
@PerfectPerson This is "8/10 perfection" behavior and frankly I love this realness for you.
Thank you for this gift, Miles! This was my number one most listened to pod this year 🎉
Wait I’m so excited for this dating show themed one, how can singles be on it 😂
I broke up with someone long distance over the phone in the middle of this episode and I was the *perfect* buffer thank you
Woot woot day after Boxing Day entertainment
These are my favorite to re-listen to, so the updates are extremely satisfying 😂
42:25 Mother Trixie (Mattel) has made SURE that I will ALWAYS instinctually SCREAM at information this SCANDALOUS. AAAAAAAA
i forgot the detail that the frenemy’s dad stuck his tongue in the caller’s ear
This has to be my favourite episode especially being able to hear the follow ups was such a great surprise! I loved all of these Amazon stories throughout the year and it's so funny to hear them back! Can't wait for all that the madness of perfect person has to offer in 2024!! Looking forward to the themes 👀
Just listened to Sour for the first time. Are we looking at it wrong? Maybe she's singing about herself and not the caller. Just a theory, I didn't super analyze the lyrics.
That's an interesting theory 🤔
I just wrote a similar theory before scrolling through the comments. Knowing what we know, which I get is one-sided, but still, I feel like this person is unhinged or she has to be singing about herself. I can't take her music seriously knowing how much of a nonissue this is.
i MUST know what soundbite you cut out from the first booty patrol update lmaooo
I am so sorry but SOUR is an absolute BANGER!
“You tore up the garden” goes so hard.
5 minutes in, youve introduced whats going to happen this episode and I am so extremely excited to listen to it !
This is such a perfect episode idea to end the year thank you SO MUCH
The girl that would get petty revenge by sleeping with people's friends/dads needs some help. that is far more than just messy. Totally narcissistic.
Miles using my name for a fake name so now I can pretend he’s actually talking to me just made my day 😂
I feel like I would like "The Carpenter" a lot more if I knew it was actually about beef that was worth writing a song like that about. It seems to me that Caroline did absolutely nothing wrong. If this artist can write a song like this over a nothing issue, how many other bops that lead us to sing at the top of our lungs in order to work through our feelings are also about nothing issues? That doesn't mean we can't enjoy them, but it takes a bit of the fun out of the song to know that not only there wasn't a problem, it was a "problem" the singer created herself. Maybe she's the carpenter all along and she's really just mad that she's the messy one that needs to hammer out her feelings. 🤔
That being said, if the next song that's written about Caroline is the song "Sour", and we were just reminded about how this musician tried to steal Caroline's friends over a guy she barely dated, I truly think this person has a screw loose, and Caroline needs to write a bop that is even better than this sour carpenter. I mean seriously. This musician is not worth being friends with, anyway. I have encountered way too many people like her in my life, and you will never win with them no matter what you do. So it is better to just move on from people like this. They are the type of people to make fun events messy over nothing issues on a dime, and they aren't worth your time. Hopefully, some of the friends who sided with her start to realize that.
Omg why isn’t anyone talking about how it’s miles singing between calls 😍
You slay miles
this is what my holidays needed ty perfect person miles, happy new year to the fam!!!!!
The Booty Patrol guy sounds sus as hell
NO WAY SJE SAID VANILLA WOODS 😭😭i was like its vanilla woods. and then it was
Being named Caitlin is so crazy sometimes
The 1st call was the best! I laughed when I heard it last year, and it’s still just as funny 🤣
OMG Miles!!! Is that you singing in some of the call intermissions???
Loved this episode so much! 😂
i hate to say it but the 2nd distrack is a bop