Insurrection At My Sorority (w/ Will Witwer) | Perfect Person Ep. 31
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- čas přidán 7. 02. 2023
- The phone lines are ringing, and that means it's time for perfection. Callers tease our ears, and our hearts, with tales of tax fraud and political sorority unrest.
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Perfect Person is a comedy call in advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your phone calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve maximum perfection with his talented friends.
MILES BONSIGNORE
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and stop giving your money to the IRS?!?!?! lolololol
I’m sure I’m speaking for everyone when I say that I appreciate the sexual energy we’re getting from Will’s ankle exposure this ep.
Important comment alert
He’s coming for Zach’s title!
Miles on his way to the WEGOT.
SO glad we got a sneak peek at the title of Miles' memoir: "Gamer First, Dad Second, Sexual Being Third, Lover Fourth"
Coming to an Airport Hudson Books near YOU
gamer, dad, lover, magician, model, and now author. you truly do it all.
Merch alert.
“This isn’t debate club” LET THEM KNOW MILES
I’m living for Miles in his Dad Era. Here’s to Hands on Dads who make a world of a difference. I hope Sara and Bébé are doing well and sending warmest regards.
As a CPA, I'm literally preparing someone's taxes while listening to you give tax advice. I'll make sure this return sends vibes to the IRS.
I just like Will so much
Same
We need Will as a permanent sidekick. Miles' energy is so good when the two are together! ❤️
Honestly their laughter together is so infectious
Yes!! Will is back! I love all of your guests but Will has got to be my all time favourite!
Also just in love with the little "heehee" giggle that Miles does
He’s my fave too!
Will is perfect with Miles, and I was the 69th like of your comment (nice)
The reason we have to do taxes and other countries just get a letter about what they owe or if they’re due a refund is lobbying by places like TurboTax or H&R Block to force us to do this shit.
Apparently I really missed Will 😂 you guys have major sleepover energy and it’s therapeutic AF. I also very much would love a perfect person smoking jacket/robe vibe. Just saying. Miles is the Ron Burgundy of our real lives 😂
i replayed "HELLO?!" about 5 times because it just made me laugh too much
You two giggling together raises all my spirits! Love Will as your sidekick.
Miles your podcast is the only thing on CZcams I look forward to every week. Literally the only source of media I can consistently count on to make me laugh!! You are one of a kind truly
not me editing on one monitor and watching this on the other rn
We stan
Hi Tax Accountant here and huge Miles Nation fan!
Technically, Miles is correct in saying that S-Corps are a way to save you money, but if you’re looking for a way to help you solve your 2022 tax problems, making an S-Corp in 2023 won’t help you.
I believe there are tax treaties between US and Canada to avoid double taxation on the income you made in Canada. However you still need to report it on US so you avoid the potential of being audited in the future.
I would talk to an accountant or if you’re doing your own taxes on TurboTax, ask a question to the CPA so they can make sure you’re filing correctly.
Sending love and peace to you! Please do not avoid filing your taxes because it’ll make it a lot worse. ❤
-Michelle
Dang Will truly is looking sharp! Our king has popped off once again
just wanted to say I was having an extremely tough day today and within the first 2 minutes of this episode, my spirits were lifted and I was smiling. thank u guys❤️
Miles… as a recently out of college grad working his way into the business… I would happily offer myself to be your overworked assistant and HELP YOU GET THAT WEBBY!!
I hope Miles never fixes the light on the timer. Keeps the show relatable.
i like how you said you’d bleep her name…and then didn’t bleep her name
WILL AND MILES ARE BACK! Chaos meets Chill.
They're both chaos.
The "HELLO?" at 22:02 has me DYING
Any man that manages to pull a woman like Sarah has some secret sauce
Accountant sounding off in the chat 😂 incredible. Truly incredible!
@22:03 HELLO?! 😂😂😂 I wasn’t ready for that this early
I saw Will was the special guest and I clicked SO FAST
Actually, the tax talk was really helpful. I vote for an episode themed around monies. The public education system has failed us all.
As an accountant... I am concerned
okay fair
I dont know if this means anything but I love this show way more than the try pod, and i watched every episode since it came out. Miles' humor is just top tier for me 🥰
idk miles the trypod has your touch all over it!!! i don't know if it would have had the same success without you, you really ground the group!
I’m 22 I’d like to apply to be an overworked assistant. I cry when I’m stressed it could be great content
Tears are _very_ on trend right now.
The tax advice was actually pretty good! I was screaming PAY QUARTERLY TAXES though. Putting the amount you will owe aside from every pay check is good, but paying quarterly is even better so it's not so painful come tax season. It doesn't sound like she qualifies for any of the normal benefits for US expats earning overseas since Canada didn't tax her self-employment income and she spent more than 35 days in the US :( lol first time I've left such a boring comment on a CZcams video
The HELLOOOOOOO after the irs advice killed me LmaO
Tax evasion and political scandal, this is the best episode ever!
Omg the sorority girl, I was on exec too, I know the drama. Never had this specific issue but I feel for you girl ❤️
I had to stop my commute to say the bipedalism blockchain bit was stand up worthy
im entering 2023 freelancing for the first time so lowkey this tax advice is saving me rn
The moan burp gets me, I wanna do it in line at the DMV now 😩
I did like the tax talk actually. Since I recently became a independent contractor
loved Will being back on with the confident energy (and Miles with the Zaddy vibes) 👏🏼 calls are great, but I wouldn't mind an episode of y'all just shooting the breeze about whatever!
also, from a sorority alum ... sorority girls can ruin your life 😂 only ever heard stories of Standards and they weren't fun ones. pls protect a fellow sis from the toxic twins 😂💖
September 5 is my birthday AND the delivery of another Will Witwer Wit Word? Wild
Miles with his glasses off staring right at the camera during the rocket money commercial made me feel things. Please tell me how to do my taxes Pa 🥵
WAKE UP EVERYONE! Will is back!!!
I am obsessed with the tiny background tub. Is that a figurine of Zach in his "what happened" shirt?
Oh hell yeah Will is back
Highlight of my day! Love this podcast!
the sorority conversation is so good 😭
My favorite day of the week! The perfect person podcast day!! 🎉❤
Letsss gooo i missed Will
Most motion sensor lights have a switch to have them on all the time
I would really like a tutorial on how to find how much I owe on the IRS website 👀
YAAAAAS miles and will together is my fave
I missed Will, I'm glad he's back
I was so happy you guy mentioned "This is Water"! It's such a good speech and I have a tattoo as a reminder of it . Also please do another sorority call because I was absolutely living for it!
Best podcast with the best people 👏
Miles, I wish I could afford being a patron member right now, but until that day comes, I will continue to support you in any way I can. Thank you for all you do and for always bringing a smile to my face ❤
Not miles naming anonymous characters “Brandi” and “carlile” aka the queen Americana rock star Brandi Carlile
Omg the Open Eye Cafe mug!! Love to see it! 🤩
When I was in my dissertation stage of my PhD, I would literally repeat myself until my chair said it like it was his idea and then I would say, "you know, that sounds like a great plan."
We want more Will👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
omg the Open Eye mug 👀🤩✨ still the best cafe in the Triangle area
I’m kind of in awe now that I think the Miles has probably been to so many of the places I go and streets I regularly drive on…truly is Miles Nation over here 🥰
I love the podcast and am such a fan; you give me hope and inspiration to live my best authentic life and be good and kind in the world 💗💗💗 thank you!!
came over to the video version just to see will’s cutie little outfit, didn’t disappoint!
Sept 5th is my bday LOL so ty for this surprise gift Will! :P
YAY! Will's back.
The fact that I got a turbo tax ad for this episode 👀
Self employed girl here, appreciating tax talk lol
Love this episode! You didn't bleep the sorority girls name tho 😶
It’s updating now!!!
Just watched and still not bleeped.... 😬 take that power at the college though girl, you're in charge not them
Still at least 2 mentions of her name
@@jdp486 girl still
@@PerfectPerson just listened on spotify - not bleeped
miles is a virgo king 🙌
I actually loved the tax talk
I'm taking a break from the try guys and let me tell you, Miles this is my new Fav Podcast
Yeah, it’s been kind of hard for me to watch them lately. I’ve watched some videos but haven’t watched or listened to any podcasts, so it’s nice to still have Miles (and Will) to hang out with! :)
@@simplicitylost Yeah, idk why thou. Sometimes taking breaks from content is healthy too. No harsh feelings
@@theartofselfdestructionn1226 For me it’s because of the fallout over what happened in September. It’s weird for me. I didn’t even watch the episode of the podcast where they went into it in detail. Similar thing happened in 2020 to me on a different channel when one of the main hosts died suddenly; was very hard to watch for a while.
okay but the self employment tip was genuinely helpful
september 5 whoop whoop, ima like the hell out of that post will
rapid fire advice would be fun if you had ppl submit quick questions
Ooooh A Get Rich Quick segment would be fantastic
the silence made me laugh so hard
Remarkable episode. Couldn't tell you were sleep-deprived Miles since your thoughts were as edgy as ever
Uh oh, here come some more of my edgy opinions: Apple taste NICE, water is best served COLD, and guess what america - I THINK ITS GOOD WHEN IT RAINS
WILL!!!!!😭😭😭😭❤
omg Miles we have the same birthday!!
Will, I think we went to the same school, and I want to hear more of your goss 😂
51:31 this story reminds me of a girl that was pissed she didn't get homecoming queen,like you're a terrible person. The person that got homecoming queen was actually nice, and i voted for her.
AH CZcams keeps unsubscribing me! Happy that it's Wednesday! Nice to see Will again, can't wait to finish the episode!
Open eye! My husband and I had our first date there 😊
not my name being kelly…if the irs is watching and i know that you are i am not that kelly
Please pay your taxes, the IRS is relentless, also that's how they got Al Capone. 😂
love will
omg my bestie being one of the callers hehe 🫶
ooooo which one??
@@angelita98gaby the first one WHEEZE
Does your motion sensor have a light that blinks occasionally? Put a mirror in front of it. The motion sensor will sense the light bouncing off of the mirror as real motion and the lights won't turn off anymore. I had to do this at a previous job, because when I left the door to my office open, the door blocked the motion sensor (genius level design right there), so I used some of those 3M strips to stick a hand mirror to the back of the door, so the motion sensor would be fooled into staying on. Eventually building maintenance came through to move the motion sensor out from behind the door, but in the meantime that mirror saved me from working in the dark all the time.
EARLY SEPTEMBER VIRGOS ARE THE BEST!! I'm Sept 7. 👀😅🤩🙌💖
oo the be real segment reminded me of sonder
team 1993 ! lets unite and cry about turning 30 this year
Miles we have the same birthday!
You know Miles is tired cause he didn’t do his closing sentence LOLOL dad life
Miles' aesthetic is giving Pierre Escargot from All That
The pressure is on, Julian. Invent the block chain. (Or similarly sinister technology)
Ughh I’m not in college!! I’m pleaseeeee do a regular one! And in Utah!!!! Plz
We should make the top comment "Webby award winner". That way if potential guests check out the podcast it'll be the first thing they see.
For the sorority question. Leadership drama will always be there. It's the worst but also super common. I'd make your all your convos with them are super public and never in text or email. You don't want things to be taken the wrong way.
If, if you want to make things more above board with the panhell chapter on campus. Meet up and give them a heads up about the shirt and bring snacks to there next chapter meeting. I doubt it's an issue but will help if there is.
Good luck!!!!!
WILL IS LOOKIN SNAZZY. ALPHA AS FUCK
Make a calendar for merch