Decoding Drunk Texts From My One Night Stand (w/ Rainie & Will) | Perfect Person Ep. 49
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Perfect Person is a comedy call in advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your phone calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve maximum perfection with his talented friends.
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the intro, non-advice portion of the show is roughly ten hours long when the wrecking ball crew is here, and i for one am totally here for it
We simply HAVE to GAB
@@PerfectPersonwe are HERE for the gab!!!
The PANIC on Miles and Rainie’s faces when she said 7-9 years younger is gold.
This had me CACKLING
The merch ad is, I daresay perfection
Further proof Miles is a Perfect Person
I’m broke af rn n I might spend my last bit of money on it 😭😂 don’t tell my bills
13:29 Rainie: “he sat behind me in physics, and that was interesting to me” 😂 same girly
There was something so horrifying about realizing Miles using Wills voice as an audio file and then hearing two Wills overlapping each other
right like will getting interrupted by himself never stopped being absolutely harrowing
Wills against antiquing...... #cancelwill2023
For REAL
Nothing is better than a Rainie, Will, Miles combo on PP.
The caller's dad genuinely laughing at Miles' pasta joke was so sweet and wholesome! Such a perfect moment on the pod today (although with wrecking ball crew, SO MANY moments are perfect)!
Miles is so real for the Ad for the MERCH. Never change 😂
P.S. The video editing is (chef’s kiss) and very Johnny Harris coded.
Im a simple gal…wrecking ball crew is on the episode, i watch asap 😂❤
I'm a simple they/them- I see Rainie and Will, I click
I 100% agree that you don't need to make money from art in order for it to be a success. In fact I discourage it. Like not all hobbies need to be monetized. Your happiness and enjoyment of the artistic process should be enough.
Petition to get Rainie’s wheeze laugh added to the sound board
Big yes
Petition for Sam Reich or Brennan Lee Mulligan to be a guest so Miles can have a full-circle moment with CH
Okay Miles mentioning that his last name means "good sir" makes so much sense to me as someone studying romance languages and it was just such a big realization for me
Do you mind making these episodes 6 hours long please?
Idk when I missed finding out Sarah had 2 moms but I'm living for it
she was a guest on you can sit with us podcast and it was mentioned there. it was sometime ago and not her recent guesting. ariel was still on that episode. she talked about growing up with two moms among other stuff
@@EyyaGaddari⁰⁰
THE MERCH LOOKS GENUINELY PERFECT!!!
THATS the guarantee!!!!
It’s PEFRCT.
I love that Rainie took charge of GetReal today ❤ and it turned into such a good conversation too.
"Scientifically guaranteed to increase the amount of vitamin P in your bloodstream" sounds like a bad pickup line someone learned from one of those sleazy pickup artists 😂😂
“And you’re not sure how the texts are going to come out in the wash” - an underrated moment
Rainie, Will and Miles? LET THE CHAOS ENSUE! 🔥
THAT MERCH AD INTRO IS THE EVOLUTION OF PERFECTION AND WE ARE READY TO THROW THIS MONEYYYY
Someone needs to explain to Rainie that a hoodie tends to have a hood.
Hahaha I also thought it was funny that she kept saying hoodie despite it being a crew NECK
“I don’t think that is too much, he just wasn’t the right person to receive it” is perfect advice
Guest recommendation: Jordan Myrick from Mythical. She’s a writer for Sporked and absolutely hilarious.
oh i absolutely second this! heard her on another podcast and not only was she hilarious, you can tell she’s just a deep-thinking person too. would LOVE to listen to the convos between her and miles
would love to see both her and kendahl on
Love the addition of Will's sounds! "You talking to me Willis" 🤣🤣
Sometimes I switch from Spotify to CZcams mid episode. Glad I did this time because with only audio I thought Will was flat out saying “you talking to me Willis?” Organically Every Time
I wasn't watching the screen at the point so I also thought that 😂
Just had the craziest week and so glad to have an episode with the Wrecking Ball crew. You guys are the best!!☺️Also, 420 special for the 50th episode???
for the noise complaint thing, it's kind of a scary thing as a woman to go over and ask people to be quiet, you never know how people will react. i feel like an elderly woman would not feel comfortable doing that lol
When the episode ended I just looked at my cat on the sofa beside me and whispered.."I just love them, ya know?" 😂I have SO MANY problems that needs solving(my cat being the only living thing I talk to most days is NOT one of them.....) so you better get the international calls sorted soon. your loving fan from sweden 🥰🥰🥰
Might I suggest Rainie and Will being introduced with a new soundboard sound ''Bella Ciao, bella ciao, bella CIAO CIAO CIAO' 🤣 hilarious
I love that CZcams gives me the option to translate this comment lol
Yesss a beautiful Italian antifa song
@@Jennifer-vh3tv pretty sure it was used in WW2 italy to protest fascism. But never knew bout this im from Europe not the US, we dance to this at weddings 😅
@@gabrielsant8251 If you fought the fascism, you're ANTIFA. It doesn't matter when it happened.
The Chumbawamba version specifically.
Also, I'm so grateful for the vulnerability at the end of the episode from the entire Wrecking Crew!
Rainie is honestly wonderful. She always has me crying laughing.
wills seinfeld impression was great, I'm so happy to see him and rainie back on the pod
I think I've joined a cult.
Welcome. 🧘🏼♀️
The eyes on the merch don’t really help either 😂
Every video with Will in it, when he laughs-I can’t help but light up! His mannerisms are Gold👌 and so adorable to watch!
If you’re watching this-😉😅😂 Haaiiii 👋🏻
Will is so adorable and I feel like he sells himself short!
for the person with neighbor problems: if you host again definitely knock and let her know before next time so that she has a little warning :/ it’s annoying but it super helps.
I swear Miles escaped from Sesame Street in like 1976
Miles, you’re the first person I’ve ever ordered merch from! Genuinely perfect 👌
I didn't think this podcast could get any more perfect but then I saw the cult ad at the start of the video.
It's not a cult! They can leave any time! 😂
the actual jump scare when they all said “shout out to justine” 😅
I think the merch could actually be like a self esteem booster too! Like a daily affirmation type thing.
miles and rainie are right in that this is probably an antiqueing friendly audience
Maybe the old lady is avoiding her for covid reasons. Like maybe she can’t believe y’all had a big party and views you as a risk to her health. Explains her exiting the elevator.
The editing on the merch ad is awesome and so were the actors. As always, miles was PERFECT! 🎉
Once again, I’m so happy to have y’all keep me awake after my surgery shift. 💕
Tuesday nights I get excited knowing I’ll have an episode of Perfect Person on my way home 🥰
the merch annoucement is giving dharma initiative training video and im here for it
i literally said the same thing oh my god
Will laughing everytime at the You Talking to me, Willis?! Soundbite is awesome
I LIVE for this podcast, just a slam dunk every goddamn time!!!
SO pumped about this merch
The merch ad was amazing!! So well done
Had to watch the merch ad a few times before starting the podcast! It is so good! 👏🏻
I've had the worst day at work and listening to you guys while i have lunch is helping SO MUCH, love you guys!
The ciao at the end of the call was so perfect!!
The girl with the old neighbour, her story was all over the place. She said the party happened over a year ago but afew minutes earlier had said she only moved there about a month ago 🤔 Own being underage 😂
I started listening to this ep on a podcast app, and I came here to see the merch, and that was the right decision. Loved the ad lol
ive been waiting for merch for this podcast forever,, im so happy!!!
the get real was exactly what i needed. it is so demoralizing to feel on the outside of your industry. thank you
Yea my favorite trio. I’ll be saving this to watch tomorrow
Best merch ad I have ever seen, hands down
I have an interview in a couple hours, and the "get real" segment really put me at ease in terms of how to react to possible outcomes from it. Love the pod!
Will’s laugh is everything ❤
this get real segment is EXACTLY what has been on my mind for the past year now....as a creative trying to wrap my head around where and how the hell can i jump into the industry i couldn't have asked for better reassurance than from the wrecking ball crew
I can only hope to look as good as Miles does rocking that Chocolate Tee 🫡
That is so very nice!
I'm fulled thrilled to see this rn ❤❤❤
you three make my day and make me smile every time i watch
I look forward to this every wednesday!!! love you wrecking ball crew ciaooo
I had an anxious day at work today and I had to rush home for some emergency. I happened to listen to this episode today and the last few minutes were truly like a hug. Thank you
Just bought the white sweatshirt I’m SO EXCITED
Miles I so appreciate what you said at the end about cracking into an industry. I *just* got a job as a lawyer after trying SO long to get into the industry and I was almost about to give up. It's a very insular world and a lot of people get jobs through connections and I didn't have any of them. It makes it so tough and frustrating and people who have those connections just don't understand.
Congrats on the merch!!
Will was hitting back at Miles this episode and it was *more than* deserved. It was earned.
I cannot believe i somehow missed this episode from 7 months ago!! I feel blessed with this gift from the past
This podcast is my serotonin ❤
The miles size comparison in the merch descriptions is genius and actually very useful
I love the Textual Analysis segment
I was laid off a few weeks ago, also not too long after getting a promotion so I'm on a similar wave of confusion and frustration as Miles was after Buzzfeed. I've actually considered calling in about it but don't really like talking about it yet 😅 I'm so glad Rainie brought that up, your discussion was just what I needed!!! ❤
don't quit, adjust your expectations.
i love that
58:37 I LAUGHED, I CRIED, I CLAPPED MY HANDS for the CIAOOOOOO
Miles you make me laugh so much!!! Thank you!!
i feel like i haven’t seen Will in forever, so good to see him
Even listening to the ads on Perfect Person is a pure delight 😄
“I was in the closet” “ I get that…” dying
It took me so long to realize that Will‘s catchphrase is a sound effect now!! Yay
MIles I'm dyingggggg the ad is too good!!
Super random, but it gives the same vibes as this point-and-click puzzle series made by Rusty Lake (they ddi Rusty Lake Hotel and the Cube Escape series). They're like just on the edge of spooky, and a murder mystery. This is obviously more upbeat lol but the phone motif and the lake imagery made me think of it! Miles if you're into murder mystery puzzle games I think you should try it 😄
Now onto another banger episode with Will and Rainie 😍
That ending was beautiful!
EXCELLENT episode!!!
the first call was crazy like idk if she should call that man back actually lmao
Thank you, Miles, for aiding my ascension to perfection.
About to buy merch for the very first time bc the designs are so good
No bc same
YOOOO I LOVE THE MERCH AND IM SO EXCITED.
I need it when I get paid 😭
I don't always watch perfect person but when I do it's the ones with rainy and/or will
Oh hell yeah i was manifesting a wrecking ball crew ep but i thought it hadnt been long enough since the last one
YASSS RAINIE AND WILL RAINIE AND WILL. AND MERCH. WHAT A GREAT DAY
Wow, I love horror and I was not expecting that from this podcast, but boy am I pleasantly surprised.
Bought the shirt, the ad was SO strong.
CIAO!!!!
The merch ad + the wrecking ball crew? YES