Joe Rogan Experience
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- čas přidán 25. 08. 2024
- Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir are stand-up comics, writers, and podcasters. Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker. His special, "Shane Gillis: Live in Austin," is available via CZcams, and season two of "Gilly and Keeves," his sketch comedy series with John McKeever, is available now at www.gillyandkeeves.tv. www.shanemgillis.com Mark is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. His latest special, "Mark Normand: Out to Lunch," is available via CZcams. www.marknormandcomedy.com Ari is the host of "The Skeptic Tank" and "You Be Trippin'" podcasts. His latest special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available now via CZcams. www.arishaffir.com
"I fuckin hate Parks"
"Talking about Rosa?"
😂 Normands one liners, man
Yea he’s got to be the best comedian with unexpected one liners lmao
Calf and half!
The man drops bombs and nobody even reacts. It’s wild af.
"Whatcha got there?"
"18 year old scotch"
"Too old for me"
This went over everyone's heads lmao
I think they're just so use to the non stop jokes they just keep going, but I started balling 🤣
Idk but I feel like when you around other comics most will just flow. It's their form of art. Like sports players don't always high eachother when they make a 3 pointer at practice.
@@MR.E214 Yea that's a fair point but still that was too funny for them to have no reaction.
Mark gots a whiskey that’s aged for weeks 💀
Omg bro I just noticed that lmfao
Mark slips in some crazy shit while everyone else is talking. He is fearless.
It's that touch of the tism 😂
Mark cornmand
@@Kroesprtobaggannice
After every pun on Joes comedy or lack of comedy he braces himself as if Joe will kick him in the head😂
It’s so damn good
“Guinness record for the oldest jew to do a whippet” killed me
Holy shit that "im ashy.......not as ashy as his grandparent's." Was insane! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Unshane in Marks Brain
the very first thing you hear in this podcast is, "You took heroin?" lmfaooooo
followed immediately by Yessss
Right lol what the fuck
and then at 50 minutes, "a lot of heroin out there" and Shane's face lmao
Marks slight jokes bout joes comedy has me dead every time
"Wow, you're writing" dead.
And Joe misses at least half of them.
Joe takes it so personal and you know it lol
@@MisterCrookedNose baldilocks head so smooth they just roll right over it
When asking for a Cigar Cutter
"Anybody got the circumcissss?"
Mark Normand 😂
So many of Norman’s one liners go unnoticed by the rest of the guys. 😂
They notice but if you stopped every time mark throws out the one liners they would never get to finish any conversation.
Normand?
He's hilarious! I think they're just numb to it at this point 😂😂
What about all his “whoa’s”
You got that right
jamie opening the flood gates, 3 years of episodes spamming my sub page. also shane rules.
Shane crushes it bro
Absolutely
Shane is the man no doubt
Shane's a hypocrite rtrd
You are a little sub arent you
Joe's always taking the serious route, while the other 3 are off cracking jokes lol
he has a bad sense of humor lol
it works, the straight man act is always needed especially when your the helm of a 100 mil spotify deal I guess XD
There always needs to be a straight man keeping things on track, they are doing this for money and publicity after all.
@@CreatureVision shit oppinion
all shows need a Lisa Simpson
48:49 "Clinton had a cowboy hat!"
**Shows pic of Bill Clinton waving his hand in a cowboy hat**
Mark- "that finger stinks"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm Fucking dying
Also....saying "are you really doing whippets? What are you 12? dude, that gives you brain damage. Isn't this highly illegal? This HAS to be illegal"....
And then Immediately asking to look up the side effects because "he's considering doing some"
Is PEAK Roe Jogan 😂😂
He dropped so many bangers it’s wild
1:13:07 Mark with a solid Cristopher Walken impression that he not only doesn’t even know he did, but also doesn’t even know he nailed 🤌🏼
Where’s christoper walking to?
Mark is never beating those autism allegations even way more than Shane lol
Hearing mark fart, Shane complain and then mark apologize was so funny in the middle of Joe Rogan's story I died laughing
Can you time stamp
Inshane in Marks Brain
Ari being rejected by the DMT entities means the DMT entities have good taste. 🤣
"This gotta be a Guinness record , for oldest jew to do a whip-it" -Mark normand
Watching this a year and a half later, knowing the outcomes of the fights they're talking about, is such a great way to see into their psychology
“Tell that to Eazy-E” “N-W-AIDS” 😂😂
Protect our Parks is always gonna be a banger episode
Not really. Joe just degrades every PoP into a boring boomer
07:46 I LOVE the way mark snuck in that “maybe they will eat the homeless” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@raging100you’re kinda supposed to like rogan if you watch this regularly
@@raging100He thanks you for the hate views which get him paid whether you like him or not 👍
I’ve got 7 broken ribs right now..laughing REALLY sucks..and he’s got these 3 on? This is gonna HURT
Mark kills everytime hes in front of a camera
Talking about South Park “they were on cable, when cable was the internet” Man what a time that was, so much simpler. Watching tv before bed with nothing else going on, locked in for episodes upon episodes. Now we watch hundreds of 10-20 seconds videos before bed and still can’t get enough. This world sucks and won’t go back to what it was until we unfortunately get rid of iPhones/smart phones.
I agree, i don't even feel like its just nostalgia. Entertainment felt best to to me when it had nothing to do with me. Everything I watch is dialed into my interest. It cant be denied I love that too when I crave a niche, however I'm never in a situation where I have to take it or leave it anymore.
"Back in my day" you had to deal with what was on. In result, maybe id say nope to tv and go do something else. Seriously though, its only saving grace is that I'm in control of what I do and I cant blame stuff like youtube for those problems.
Definitely gonna put the past on a pedestal regardless. Golden age for watching stuff was cable no doubt in my mind at all.
Zero
Parks
Protected
Underrated comment
“I got some 18 year old scotch”
“Woooah too old for me”
Mark is fuckin hilarious
Thank the gods! I'll never have to use spotify again!
"I'm not as ashy as his (ari's) grandparents" 😂😂😂
Norman too funny. He said you gonna forget how to play pool. 😂
Mark - “my blm alarm” 😭
Woah.
0:10 - 0:16
“You took herion?”
“Yesssss. YES. “
👀😂😂
I feel like the only reaction joe ever wants is "Wow man that's so awesome and manly"
Then you’ve literally never seen him talk to anyone at all except these 3 guys he has hundreds of episodes where he talks to people smarter then himself and more manly then himself and he’s well aware of that Joe Rogan doesn’t think he’s the best at anything that’s why he’s good at asking questions because he’s always from the opposing view
@@Miguel-mx9op I get it he's a host and not a comedian
You feel wrong and you’re weird for this comment.
Mark is 100% Riley from National Treasure 😂 He sounds IDENTICAL!!!
mark always nursing the beerbong has me lol
This podcast is #1 of all of them.. Its just geninue, no shame, absolutely raw right from the start..... Also im "missing a nipple."
Something about Joe Rogan reading off the negative effects of whippets while being under the influence of whippets sounds like the greatest worst thing to ever happen to someone
Its so annoying how often Joe tries to steer the boys off of good riffing to try to talk politics and bitch about culture war bullshit
The Jurassic Park, reference jokes got to Shane so much that he finished out-of-character
These are witout a doubt the best jre episodes haha thesse and the fight companions with eddie
joe rogan discovers predator count increases when prey count increases
*take a shot everytime Mark says “Pull It Up.”*
Do we have to hear about Mark's little go kart everytime🤣
ari is my spirit animal
At 2hrs it starts to take a turn . 🤣
"No..." from mark was so funny lmao trynna be shane was too good
mark leaning in for a sniff at 40:08 got me creased
2:02:05 “nha it’s corny, it’s _to_ cool of a song” 🎧 Shane’s Philly spilled in that lil line. Made me look at my phone crooked
😧🫨 _like huh? wtf bro? Sounded like my youngbul just walked in on the podcast 😂_
Mark is fucking hilarious lol
Oh is that why you cried? I thought you were out of meatballs😂😂
2:18:00 Mark talking about old lady squirters is fucking hilarious 🤣
keep em comin Jameooooo
"you took heroin?"... That's a hell of a way to start the show lol
I like Mark the most lol
One of the funnest episodes yet
😂 We Must *”protect our parks”* …
… AT ALL COSTS
Mark is the only one that really is here for us.😂
6:07 *Mark got that Drake in him* 💀
Reintroducing wolves is actually a great idea and has been very beneficial.
Joe should get a wolf scientist on the show.
We did the ultimate shot lol slam a beer get down bong rip stand up and do a shot
Lights out every time 😅 gotta stand behind them 😂
I used to take a bong rip hold it in a d stand up then before passing out I sit down and feel like I'm blasting off. I've never done DMT but the way people describe the blast off feeling is similar to what I feel 😂
Tough listening to this at work. I hear “America, fuck ya” and I start looking around for a beer that I’ll never find.
Marks RPG joke went hard. I was hoping hed elaborate with a final fantasy vietnam combo
2:02:34 is wild being that Shane actually used that for his intro to Beautiful Dogs.
“RPG… role playing game?”
Joe with glasses looked like nanimon from digimon 🤣😂
Can’t believe I met Royce Gracie in the middle of wales in July. What a guy
Is Shane wearing a Hollister hat 😂
I grew up in the Country. I started working in my uncles restaurant when i was 8. Not to mention i started working the fields at 9.
Ari is such a wild force of nature lmao
I wish I had comedian friends
Challenge......
Name one thing Kanye said that was false.
East Palestine ,OH is 15 miles away from me. I fish all the creeks down to the river. Everything is normal.
Thanks for the update
“This Has Gotta Be A Guiness Record For The Oldest Jew To Do A Whippet” Has Been Killing Me For The Last Month
1:02:38 losing my mind no one said "it's laughing gas from the dentist"
"I need to know if whippets give you brain damage"
-Joe "UFC/DMT" Rogan
Ari was trying so hard to find a way to talk about his time at key west lol
Had to pause the episode and listen to some Bill withers, I'm back
And if I could add to the fact that one of my best friends Michael when he was 12 his dad hired him at his cattle facility. He worked 40 or 50 hours a week and did school and was one of the happiest kids I ever knew. And that kid always had money
3:35:00 Love When My Very Good Friend,Nick Mullen is mentioned. 🖤🙌🏽
The jews?
Expelled in how many centuries?
Over 1000 times from 109 countries.
*Elevator shotgun, Fam.*
1:35:19 *Ari is traumatized by the diddler 😂*
I'm glad the jaugurs didn't react like that tiger did. I chose to protect a farm animal in the jungle for the night and had 3 jaugurs circling me and the animal for 7 hours. Only had a mag light and a machete, was terrifying but couldn't stop until daylight. When the jags are within 10 ft and you can't see them, but you can smell them, is nerve-racking.
Polydactyl cats have the extra thumb.. used to have ones they’re really cool
Anybody like Jungle music?
Like jungle drum and bass ?
@@doaimanariroll5121 I think so
Rocky marciano...lol😂😂😂
This is me and my homies 😂
tbh I would love if the whole podcast was the wideshot of all of them
Uhhhhhh them dentist tho am I right?😂
Worked the night shift at the grove for like 4 summers.. seen some interesting stuff for sure…
"That finger stinks" @49:00 wow
Not to boast, but I have the same problem as Normand a lot. Jokes so quick witted, they go unnoticed. Normand is a genius 👏 BTW ✌️❤️🙏
Ari warns his future self to not keep up with the Irish because they go hard....fast forward to POP 11 Ari passed out under the table trying to keep up with Shane.
2:14:48 Joe Killing the Vibe 😂
Only thing that really annoys me is when Joe continues to bring up MMA with 3 dudes who genuinely couldn’t give a fuck, they’re just nice enough to yes him to death.
2:19:20 “I had a hard hat on..” just seeing mark laying down cones around the bed with an orange vest on
"Pull it up!"
Your glove is sick bro matches your jersey perfectly
01:05:15
The normal dude with trump turned out to be his vp lol
900 views on a jre episode is crazy
Is that even accurate?
No not accurate this is CZcams shadow banning at its finest I couldn’t even find this video on the JRE channel
it's a reupload 😔
It’s old.
@@neechie3o6 your old
“I saw one turtle, and then I saw like 10 turtles… and then, there was just a fcking man dying in the mud” - Shane Gillis
Can one of you please name a tour “it’s not lookin good”